/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.13881914]

d-do americans really?

[Anonymous No.13881921]

Now melts!

[Anonymous No.13881933]

>>13881921
It melts now! AWESOME

I can't wait to stuff my gullet with growth hormone cheese product on my GMO-fed beef and glyphosate buns

[Anonymous No.13881934]

>american flavored

[Anonymous No.13881938]

>>13881914

[Anonymous No.13881943]

>>13881921
>>13881934
>Now melts
El queso mixto de América, un crisol de sabores.

[Anonymous No.13881954]

>>13881914
This stuff isn't natural, I tell you. I feel like some time when we brought the nazi scientists into America one of them was working on splicing goats and pigs with children to produce sustainable cheese foods from their many sweat pores and orafices, and this is the byproduct of it.

[Anonymous No.13881970]

>>13881938
do americans really?

[Anonymous No.13881977]

>>13881954
American ""cheese"" is awfully reflective of American genetics, somehow extremely inbred yet totally mixed in composition. Baffling how you mutts just get along like this.

[Anonymous No.13881980]

Third-world envy is more likely to make me jack off than anything from /gif/. Keep crying, you third-world faggots.

[Anonymous No.13881985]

>>13881914
Sadly yes, many do. Glad I worked y way into being able to afford to buy a proper Stilton Blue.

[None !2Code3TV3M No.13881993]

>>13881914
but why are the vowels lowercase
it's like the person making these packages is trying to tell us something

[Anonymous No.13881999]

>>13881914
SPeLL eVeRYTHiNG LiKe THiS?

[Anonymous No.13882000]

>>13881985
stupid wage cuck

[Anonymous No.13882006]

>>13881993
Because it makes fun of your pseudo trip dumb fag

[Anonymous No.13882010]

>>13881980
t. "American" "cheese"

[Anonymous No.13882015]

>>13881938
Oi matey, give me one o' them Mc Beans-on-Toasts, and a Queen sized curried chips, lovey.

[Anonymous No.13882021]

>>13881914
CHEESE FOOD, nigger. Nobody here considers this actual cheese.

[Anonymous No.13882032]

>>13882015
>Ayy lemme shart in mart healthy food is for yuros lmao *prolonged involuntary wet fecal noise*

>>13882021
Then why do you eat it retard

[Anonymous No.13882050]

>>13882032
Why was the artist afraid to use Walmart's real name?

[Anonymous No.13882064]

>>13882050
Why do Americans willingly eat plastic?

[Anonymous No.13882065]

>>13882000
This wage 'cuck' Agent double o.....o earns enough to regularly enjoy imported cheese, take his parents out for a $300 dinner and pay for his family's holiday gatherings. tl;dr? Get fucked neet, preferably by a member of the opposite sex.

[Anonymous No.13882075]

>>13882064
Cheese product isn't plastic. If you want to get into people eating plastic, point out bottled water.

[Anonymous No.13882076]

>>13882065
You sound like a huge fag

[Anonymous No.13882082]

>>13882065

[Anonymous No.13882085]

>>13882075
>Americans not only eat plastic but drink it as well
Was this really your argument? Americans are a mess.

[Anonymous No.13882088]

>>13881914
No, not really. We have, generally speaking, the highest quality food in the world, we are the world's #1 producer of food as well, and you only pick on the cheapest shit imaginable that most of us have never even seen in our lives.

The extra funny part is I can go anywhere to like 10 stores within 2km and get higher quality european gourmet cheeses than you can, because you live in an irrelevant place with no economy.

[Anonymous No.13882096]

>>13882082
Heh, your responce is funny cuz I didn't vote fore him in the first place and would NEVER vote for the Urine Haired Baboon. Go Based Joe!

[Anonymous No.13882099]

>>13882088
>We have, generally speaking, the highest quality food in the world
Pfffffftttt hahaha good one tubby

[Anonymous No.13882101]

What's wrong with this? It's slices of cheese

[Anonymous No.13882105]

>>13882099
post the name of the town where you live, i want to laugh at your relative purchasing power to mine. go ahead.

>Devon-Upon-the-Tiddlywinksshireham
>Population 2300
>GDP: 5 dollars

[Anonymous No.13882112]

>>13882105
Want to look at median american wealth per capita as compared to the civilised world? Protip: you're worse off than Canada, Ireland, France and Spain. Take that in, mutt.

[Anonymous No.13882114]

>>13882101
It's not nonna's toe cheese, so Euro's throw a fit in confusion.

[Anonymous No.13882122]

>>13881914
>can't even call it cheese because of the ingredients
>call it "cheese food" or slices

[Anonymous No.13882155]

>>13882088
>chlorinated chicken
>gmo-veggies
>95% of american flour is fortified with iron- and "synthetic vitamins"
>fluoridated water
>soap-washed and pasteurized eggs
Your food is straight garbage.

[Anonymous No.13882162]

>>13882112
>you're

[Anonymous No.13882183]

>>13882112
>Want to look at median american wealth per capita as compared to the civilised world? Protip: you're worse off than Canada, Ireland, France and Spain. Take that in, mutt.

Want to look at purchasing power per capita as compared to the "Civilized" world, especially third world countries like ireland and spain?

let's do it. Please do. I dare you :)

[Anonymous No.13882186]

>>13882162
Yes, you are. Maybe common core american education conflates homophones but the rest of us still appreciate literacy. Stay mad, mutt.

[Anonymous No.13882191]

>>13882183
Americans are poor compared to Europeans, that's why you have to eat plastic cheese.

[Anonymous No.13882194]

>>13882162
>you're
A contraction of 'you are'.
The other Anon did it properly.
English Motherfucker, do you write it?

[Anonymous No.13882197]

>>13882155
hahahah oh no, not fluoride

NOT ESSENTIAL VITAMINS AND MINERALS NOOOOOOOOOO

NOT THE HECKIN GMOS, VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM!!!!!!!

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FLUORIDE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.13882202]

Like moths to a flame. This is great.

[Anonymous No.13882209]

>>13882191
Too bad you don't actually understand the figure you're looking for because of your shit tier British education. Oops!

[Anonymous No.13882214]

>>13882197
>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the round earth, it’s so GLOBAL and makes me feel like i’m on one of my favourite SPHERICAL OBJECTS. You should totally come on down to my penthouse apartment, it’s got EVIDENT CURVATURE OF THE EARTH and everything, we can crack open a nice fluoridated water or three and get crazy watching some ted talks on their free streaming app! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the natural history museum- listen here, right, it’s a MUSEUM where us LEARNERS who do LEARNING can go LEARN. BUT!!!! it’s also about NATURAL HISTORY like when we evolved from lesser lifeforms, so we can discuss awesome THEORIES, without dumb denialists bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to get shot- literally -we’re both getting free flu shots tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can take fewer sick days and earn money to spent more on ourselves and our BOOK COLLECTION. i’m fuckin EDUCATED man, i’m gonna EAT this iodized salt and not develop a goitre!!!

[Anonymous No.13882216]

theyre very convenient and tasty too

joke: what do you call american cheese in korea?
korean cheese

[Anonymous No.13882219]

>>13882191
>posts map that directly contradicts the claim he is making

What did europoors mean by this?

[Anonymous No.13882221]

>>13882214
>fucking flat earthers on /ck/

jesus fucking christ man. I hate to say this but please just get corona and die

[Anonymous No.13882224]

>>13882191
of course they are. they're too busy falling for every little piece of propaganda they're fed.

the vast proliferation of American "cheese" is merely another example of corporations pulling the wool over the eyes of the country. American only exists because emmental didn't have a long enough shelf life.

>>13882209
>she doesn't understand the difference between average and median
oh sweetheart. all that graphic proves is that there are a minority of parasites that hoard all the wealth.

[Anonymous No.13882225]

>>13882224
>all that graphic proves is that there are a minority of parasites that hoard all the wealth.

those are called "producers" who invent "technology"

you understand this well; you are using it right now. every single thing you are using in fact.

[Anonymous No.13882246]

>>13882221
>he believes in the chinese virus scam
As expected of a brainlet round-earther.

[Anonymous No.13882250]

>>13882219
lolwut? Americans are 22nd by median wealth per capita. Is this cope?

[Anonymous No.13882258]

>>13882250
>median

funny how you have to keep weaseling your way around it. funny how you have to use "wealth" which is an obtuse term instead of purchasing power per capita which is the actual measure of what we can all do with our money

OH NO NO NO NO

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-----

[Anonymous No.13882263]

>>13882250
Nope, it's Seethe. Soon to be Dilate.

[Anonymous No.13882267]

>>13882225
Something that gets invented regardless of payment if you read any kind of history book, most inventors die poor, you troglodyte

[Anonymous No.13882273]

>>13882258
>he thinks mean is a more realistic metric than median
>a product of American education
lmao. Let me know when Bezos' and Musks' fortunes trickle down as you imply, economical status quo bootlicking mutt.

[Anonymous No.13882275]

>>13882267
>>13882258
HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OUR MONEY IS WORTH

LITERALLY 50% MORE

THAN YOUR MONEY

*AND* WE MAKE MORE MONEY

[Anonymous No.13882277]

>>13882258
>canada
>overinflated housing market
>wealth
topkek

[Anonymous No.13882283]

>>13882225
The people who monopolize resources and products are rarely the ones who produce them and almost never the ones who invent them.

[Anonymous No.13882285]

>>13882273
our

purchasing power

is 50% more

than your purchasing power

"wealth" is not how this is measured

[Anonymous No.13882291]

>>13882277
>wealthier per capita than americans
>Americans are coping
Was this intended to be a surprise

[Anonymous No.13882294]

[Anonymous No.13882297]

>>13882285
Your

Wealth per capita

Is lower

You are poorer than Europeans and as a result you subsist on plastic cheese

Stop coping.

Stop reddit spacing.

[Anonymous No.13882303]

>>13882294
>Americans are totally content with being subhumans
Pottery

[Anonymous No.13882305]

>>13882277
yes thats not

wealth

its purchasing power per capita

as ive said 5 times

>>13882297
your

GDP per capita

your PURCASHING

POWER

THE ABILITY TO USE YOUR MONEY

IS

50%

LOWER

THAN

OURS

"WEALTH" IS A FAKE MEASURE

[Anonymous No.13882319]

>>13882305
This american sounds awfully mutthurt, doesn't he?

[Anonymous No.13882325]

>>13882319
>be british
>live in factually the most mixed-race country that has ever existed
>M-MUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.13882331]

>>13882294

[Anonymous No.13882346]

>>13882325
>assuming I'm British
Sounds like you're insecure about anglos

[Anonymous No.13882352]

>>13881914
Seething. Cucked. Rent free. Dilate.
All visitors, in the future, remember to filter threads which contain the word "Americans."

[Anonymous No.13882371]

>>13882352
>I'm so sensitive I have to filter things I don't like
Why are americans so weak

[Anonymous No.13882376]

>>13881914
what does america taste like?

[Anonymous No.13882379]

>>13881938
>>13881954
>>13881980
>>13881985
>>13882015
>>13882021
>>13882075
>>13882088
>>13882101
>>13882105
>>13882114
>>13882325
>>13882352

[Anonymous No.13882388]

>>13882325
>factually the most mixed-race country that has ever existed
t. 60%

[Anonymous No.13882440]

>>13882376
your dad's taint

[Anonymous No.13882527]

>>13882010
fucking hell it's true, fucking goblins

[Anonymous No.13882598]

>americans actually eat this
Why though? There's no way it tastes good.

[Anonymous No.13882634]

>>13882277
>Canadians have more net worth on average than americans
>therefore Americans are better off
American math

[Anonymous No.13882693]

>>13882197
>fluoride is based because trump says it's okay
imagine actually being american

[Anonymous No.13882726]

>>13882598
kraft singles are god tier. OPs picture probably isnt

[Anonymous No.13882748]

>>13882379
But "do Americans really?" threads are hilarious. Other nationalities seething over literally nothing is peak comedy.

[Anonymous No.13882755]

>>13882726
It's contrived. I agree. Kraft white singles are comforting childhood cheese singles that should be cherished and those that have no clue what they are, get fucked.

[Anonymous No.13882871]

your all retards

[Anonymous No.13882876]

>>13882871
>your

[Anonymous No.13882983]

>>13882527
black dude served the country, hapa dude got a qt. youre just jealous

[Anonymous No.13883081]

>>13882598
Americans will eat whatever you give them.

[Anonymous No.13883087]

>>13883081
particularly your dads asshole

[Anonymous No.13883385]

>>13882983
>you're just jealous you didn't die for Israel
This is what americans actually believe

[Anonymous No.13883593]

>>13882275
>*AND* WE MAKE MORE MONEY
>20% VAT
>Income tax that starts at 20-30%
Yeah okay.

[Anonymous No.13883600]

>What's wrong with this? It's slices of cheese

[Anonymous No.13883602]

>>13881914
its actually good on burgers and grilled cheese sandwiches (though i prefer cheddar)

[Anonymous No.13883731]

It's literally just chilled and sliced bechamel. At least it's not gruel or a toast sandwich, both of which yuropoors find delectable

[Anonymous No.13883737]

>>13883593
huh? no it doesn't lol, europeans in general pay way way higher taxes than americans

[Anonymous No.13883829]

>>13883602
i prefer cheddar for grilled cheeses not for burgers
for burgers i actually prefer american cheese

[Anonymous No.13883862]

>DO /CK/ POSTERS REALLY SHITPOST THIS MUCH?
jesus, just ban everyone in this thread, including me.

[Anonymous No.13883896]

>>13882225
."producers" who invent "technology"
You mean those tech people in silicon valley that you look down as liberal nu-males? They're the ones with the money.

[Anonymous No.13883898]

>>13883737
Yes, that's what I said.

[Anonymous No.13883932]

not only americans, every country does it

[Anonymous No.13883956]

>>13881938
The UK is a common law country like the US though. Comparing apples to apples

[Anonymous No.13884012]

>>13881943
>now melts
what the fuck was it doing before?