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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>> No.13893622

>>13893617
i dont understand

>> No.13893624

>>13893617
That's a lot of oil, but people in Naruto tend to be incredibly wasteful.

>> No.13893625
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13893625

>pouring water on boiling oil

>> No.13893633

>>13893625
it steams the egg, cooking it faster, ding dong mcdumbass

>> No.13893637

>>13893617
I remember someone on /a/ throwing a fit over how these characters wouldn't be so slow and stupid when cooking. Makes sense, these ninja's can throw buildings at each other but can't speed up the process of making an egg?

>> No.13893646

>>13893637
Sasuke can make fire and electricity, but does his brother do anything other than genjutsu?

>> No.13893652

>>13893646
To be frank I have watched, at most, 20 minutes of this show. I have no clue what any of their powers are. I just know anyone with one of those stupid robes on is a demi-god compared to a normal man. And if an /a/tard is sperging about how the scene makes no sense, they're probably right.

>> No.13893655

HOLY ROTOSCOPE KAIBAMAN

>> No.13893659

>>13893652
Bullshit. Naruto is banned on /a/.

>> No.13893662

>>13893659
It wasn't always. I've been here longer than I care to admit, anonymous or otherwise.

>> No.13893670

>>13893652
If an /a/tard spergs about a shonen all it means is that they are underage, or at least should be treated as though they were.

>> No.13893673

>>13893670
All /a/tards are underage because all /a/tards are little girls. This is common knowledge anon.

>> No.13893680
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>>13893617
That's a rather mundane method of cooking eggs...

>> No.13893681

>>13893617
Irl the steam would have cooked the yolk and it would have gotten solid and dry
I'm not surprised ramen fueled animation slaves don't know how to make a fucking egg

>> No.13893684

>>13893680
A classic for the ages.

>> No.13893687

>>13893646
He does fire but the fire is black so it's really cool, he has a cool name for it too that he yells when he uses it, also his eye spins and shit
Coolest ninja ever

>> No.13893709

>>13893687
I'm 35 and (un)ironically watch Naruto. It probably helps that I haven't interacted with a 12 year old since I was 12, but I would have loved this shit if it'd came out when I was in elementary school. I find it hilarious that they're ninjas but literally every fight is done out in the open with them announcing every move they're going to make.

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>>13893709
You're still within the modern shounen demographic. It's been decades since shounen was just for kids.

>> No.13893726

>>13893659
Not anymore. There's shonen-shit threads everywhere now, including Borato or whatever it's called. Are you still visiting us?

>> No.13893735

>>13893659
Have you been living under a rock for the past 7 years?

>> No.13893862

>>13893625
they literally do this every resturaunt that serves eggsand then they cover it

>> No.13893922

>>13893726
>are you still visiting us?
I pop in maybe once or twice a year to see if there's anything new I might be interested in. Last time I spent any time over there was when Dororo and Mob Psycho S2 were on.
>>13893735
>7 years
I was going to say it's been about that long since Naruto threads weren't deleted on sight, but I'm really just a tourist and lurker.

>> No.13893938

>>13893680
ALL THE EGGS!

>> No.13893972

>>13893726
>Borato or whatever it's called
Giggled.

>> No.13893984

>>13893617
I didn't know the japanese used dish soap to cook their eggs. Learn something new everyday.

>> No.13893993

>>13893617
Why did they take the time to animate this

>> No.13893994

>>13893922
>I was going to say it's been about that long since Naruto threads weren't deleted on sight, but I'm really just a tourist and lurker.
It was moot's doing since narutards kept bitching on /q/ so he stickied a Naruto thread and had mods protect Naruto threads.

>> No.13894001

>>13893617
hot oil wouldn't just randomly pop like that

>> No.13894008

>>13894001
it does if water got into it

>> No.13894009

>>13893617
Do Japanese people really consider steaming the top of their fried eggs mastery? I've now seen a few anime clips like this. I and everybody I know view such a tactic as a cheap shortcut for amateurs.

>> No.13894028

>>13893994
I remember that. Wasn't it a joke?

>> No.13894034

>>13894028
moot has no sense of humor. That's why he washed his hands of this site. He realized he would be associated with people who "sincerely" hate black people and jews if he hung around.

>> No.13894040

>>13894034
The smartest thing moot ever did was pull out before this place became T_D 2.0

>> No.13894064

>>13894008
yea but that wouldn't be random and making a habit out of putting water into hot oil isn't a good idea either

>> No.13894166

>>13893637
Why would anyone want to start flipping utensils or throwing fireballs at eggs when cooking, taking it slow and steady is probably fun and relaxing to people who mostly just beat the fuck out of eachother.

>> No.13894376

>>13893625
>a few droplets of water that are going to evaporate on contact is somehow going to react with the oil

people pour water into oil all the time

>> No.13894388

>>13893617
Do ninjas really?

>> No.13894428
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>>13893659
No, anon. Sakurafish is banned on /a/. Naruto and other shounen now make up at least half the board at any given time, including the flooding in of associated demographics of said shounen.
>>13894034
Moot just became associated with the social justice crowd for his white guilt and for pussy. Afer hearing Anita's crocodile tears about online abuse, he flipped out and let the hammer fall on the bastion of free speech he once defended.

>> No.13894452

>>13893617
do japs also keep their eggs in the fridge?

>> No.13894471

>>13894452
Anyone who isn’t pants-on-head crayons-in-anus shit-in-mouth fucking retarded keeps perishables in the fridge, especially ones that aren’t affected by getting cold.

>> No.13894488

>>13894428
>Sakurafish is banned on /a/
There's no way this is true.

>> No.13894512

>>13893617
Can someone explain to me why refrigerators exist in Naruto? Doesn't this shit take place in ancient Japan?

>> No.13894535

>>13894488
I play WoW with him, im not sure if he is actually banned, but he is no longer allowed to post every day until we like it.

>> No.13894560

Wow really glad I skipped those shippuden filler arcs. Did they show kakuzu opening an online banking account?

>> No.13894634

>>13894512
>Doesn't this shit take place in ancient Japan?
Yeah, everyone in old times had magic powers.

>> No.13894648

>>13894471
well, it actually depends on the treatment of the eggs before they end up in your home. i looked it up and japan does indeed use the same sterilization measures as the US, which explains why they refrigerate them there too

>> No.13894667

>>13893617
I fucking hate anime so much.
ITS JUST FUCKING EGGS!!

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>>13893637
What does throwing a building at someone have to do with cooking? Do you expect Olympic athletes to be also be able to magically decrease the time it takes to fry an egg?

>> No.13894946

>>13894791
Yeah. Don't you?

>> No.13894986

>>13894009
Nigger are you trying to be haughty in the world of fried eggs

>> No.13894990

Itachi has no right being that hot.

>> No.13895009

>>13893709
Me and my bro have been watching all of Naruto for a while now. We just get drunk and buy into the hype. Don't really watch anime and I know theres better ones out there but idc im not gay. Btw I'm gay if that helps.

>> No.13895016

>>13893993
You know that episode of DBZ where Goku and Piccolo learn to drive? There's hundreds of those in Nardo.

>> No.13895129

>>13893617
holy based

>> No.13895353
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>>13893617
Foolish little brother, do you really think you can handle 2 plates?

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>>13893637
this any better?

>> No.13896164

>>13893622
It's from a Naruto episode where I think Sasuke was the one dreaming about his brother Itachi cooking eggs over and over trying to get the perfect egg, and especially the name of the dish is supposed to sound like some Uchiha clan technique that is only possible by stealing the eyes of a brother, or the dish sound like eating your own family or something.

>> No.13896179

>that apron
Is the little details.

>> No.13896186

>>13893617
Why is he wearing a dress though?

>> No.13896897

>>13893617
AAAAAAA its just a fucking egg what the hell

>> No.13896937
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>>13896186
the leader of their bad guy organization is this lone female, she forces all the villains to wear a dress and paint their finger/toe nails

>> No.13897024

>>13893617
I blame this for starting my interest in cooking.

>>13895522
Kek

>> No.13897056

>>13895522
kek

>> No.13897089

>>13893617
Those hands are very feminine. And not just because of the polish, they're just so thin and delicate.

>> No.13897092

it always fucked me right the fuck up when they would depict modern technology in naruto, like the television/VCR set during the second trial of the chuunin exams.

>> No.13897094

>>13895522
Should've just looped the part where he stands there awkwardly holding the egg waiting for the pan to heat up for a couple more minutes.

>> No.13898183

>>13895522
Yes. Much better, thank you.

>> No.13898751

>>13893617
a...materasu

>> No.13898762
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Kisame... we're leaving...

>> No.13898774
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>>13893617
This .gif made me catch up to Narutie, cuz I left off at 14 years old when it went to filler seasons. Caught up to with the big make-the-moon-the-death-star arc, and never caught back up.

Is it worth watching the rest, or even (lel) Baruto?

>> No.13899052

My wife cooks her eggs like this because of the show. I scramble mine like a true southerner.

>> No.13899148

>>13899052
Before you put them in the pan?

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>>13893637
what the fuck is even going on over on /a/? this is probably the 40th time I've seen someone mention things being banned/unbanned on /a/

>> No.13899195

>>13898774
No. I would let some faggot ass youtuber explain up to the last arc when they fight some goddess or whatever. Last fight between naruto and sasuke was cool. That's about it.

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>>13894488

>> No.13899483

>>13899468
That can't be real. Why would they just out of nowhere give the guy a global permaban? If they'd been deleting threads and giving him shorter bans and he kept posting the permaban would have been for ban evasion.

>> No.13899496
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dis nigga put on an apron

>> No.13899507

>>13893622
it's not a dress he's chinese

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13899528

>>13899483
>Why would they

>> No.13899580

>>13896937
That's cute tbqh

>> No.13900123

>>13893617
That's a lot of milk cartons

>> No.13900144

>>13899170
5 Moderators makes for some interesting interactions. This site got too big.
>>13899483
You been sleeping for 4 years or something friend?

>> No.13900442

>>13893617
jesus christ itachi, its just an egg

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13900453

>>13899528
I gotta say, I miss the moot some days.

>> No.13900469

>>13894512
Not really, they also have televisions and shit. It's the same as wondering why the wizards in Harry Potter don't use cell phones. Theoretically their magic (or ninjutsu) would be more effective, but at least in naruto they had the sense use a fridge even if they don't use guns. So it becomes a weird mix of current day technology and feudal japanese shit.