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13901833 No.13901833 [Reply] [Original]

how do you guys butter your toast?

>> No.13901852

>>13901833
Is Reddit finally on the write-a-fake-outrageous-story-that-could-be-true that we were doing here 10 year ago?

>> No.13901878

>>13901852
Are you seriously trying to claim a trolling tactic that dates back to Usenet and probably even antiquity?

>> No.13901884

>>13901878
Yes. What are you gonna do about it, pussy?

>> No.13901885

>>13901884
Call you a newfag and go back to fapping to big tiddy succubus in another tab

>> No.13901890

>>13901878
>and probably even antiquity?
https://kashgar.com.au/blogs/history/the-bawdy-graffiti-of-pompeii-and-herculaneu

>> No.13901894

>>13901885
I'd fuck your girlfriend while you cried in the corner if you had one.

>> No.13901902

>>13901894
Hey you're getting pretty good at this fake outrageous storything. Work more on the "could be true" part though.

>> No.13901904

>>13901833
>Take bread out of freezer
>Take butter out of fridge
>Put butter on bread
>Put bread in toaster overn for ten minutes
>Make coffee
>Take bread out of toaster oven

>> No.13901906

>>13901902
Yeah I guess a loser like you having a girlfriend is a little bit far-fetched

>> No.13901912

>>13901906
That and the part where you're assertive enough to even leave your basement in broad daylight, nevermind touch a woman.

>> No.13901920

>>13901912
>That and t-the part where y-you're ass-asser-
BLAH BLAH BLAH shut the fuck up loser lol

>> No.13901940

>>13901920
lol touched a nerve did I? faggot.

>> No.13901960

>>13901833
Is this fucking reddit? Fuck off, cunt.

>> No.13901965

>>13901852
Gotta get those delicious e-peens!

>> No.13901992

>>13901940
>touched a nerve did I?
No. Same as your history with women.

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13902006

>>13901992

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>>13901833
It doesn't matter how I butter my toast but that I'm willing to destroy mankind if anyone disagrees.

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13902654

>>13901833
>A girl who's been staying with me and my wife

>> No.13902688

>ledditors getting BTFO
>honor of butter toast defended
Good thread.

>> No.13902747

I literally don't care as long as you KEEP THE GODDAMNED CRUMBS OUT OF THE GOOD BUTTER YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT