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what's the /ck/ approved tier list for pizza toppings?

>> No.13905581

>>13905528
Holy fuck American food is greasy

>> No.13905610

>>13905528
chives and mushrooms

>> No.13905613

extra cheese

/thread

>> No.13905649

>>13905581
The Owner was greek so stfu nigger

>> No.13905659

>>13905528
the fuck was Gordon's problem

>> No.13905695

>>13905649
A Greek trying to appeal to Americans

>> No.13905703

>>13905659
15 Michelin stars is a problem?

>> No.13905764

everything you like because i am not a miserable cunt.

>> No.13905777

>>13905610
>chives
u okay nigga

>> No.13905786

>>13905659
>wtf why would gordon diss that delicious 'za?
Listen here you american pigs.
That pizza is disgusting, and not only that, it serves as a perfect metaphor of the american hubris
on the one hand, you have traditional, italian pizza. The roman variant, thin and crispy with semolina. The neapolitan variant, fluffy and tall. Simple ingredients, years and years of experience to master. And America happened,
And Americans just have to ruin it, much like they ruined and subverted the entirety of Europe.
simple ingredients become a festering mix of plastic cheese blends, entire barrels of oil and "pepperoni", which arent even italian, yet represent an attempt at "authenticity" which is coated in as many layers of irony as there are layers of oil in the pizza. The obsession with the stringy cheese when you pull it out, all huge tells that all americans care about are flashy spectacle with no substance, colourful exterior with a shallow, dead interior, much like cities such as new york and chicago
when gordon bashed the pizza in the OP, he was also bashing american culture in general. Too bad all angl*ids are cancer and need to be destroyed.

>> No.13905795

>>13905786
USA USA USA

>> No.13905837

>Top Tier
Onions
Pepperoni
Pancetta
Mushrooms
Oregano
>Mid Tier
Bacon
Spinach
Sausage
Tomatoes
Eggs
Pesto
More Cheese
Salami
Anchovies
>Bottom Tier
Pineapple
Ham
Olives
Chicken
Bell Peppers
>Dogshit Tier
Beef/Meatballs
Ranch
Salmon

>> No.13905849

>>13905837
Add corn to the top-tier and you are my man.
The one thing the Japanese did right with pizza.

>> No.13905869

>>13905837
pretty good desu
i'd put chicken in mid tier though, chicken club pizza is delicious

>> No.13905914

>>13905528
You want a perfect pizza you motherfuckers? First off, that tomato sauce base shit? Get rid of it. You want a garlic base. Basically like on a garlic bread, but slightly thicker. "But it's not a real pizza without tomato!" That's why you put fresh tomato on top, fucknuts, chopped and enough that each bite can get one, don't clump it together or you're a bitch. Then you throw on some spicy beef, not too spicy, Italian style, like a deconstructed meatball, spread all over. Finish with mushrooms and salami, thin-sliced so it gets nice and crisp. For the cheese you want a 3/1 mozarella/gouda mix, up to you whether to even spread or make gouda pockets, just don't go overboard with it. Enjoy with a nice pint followed by either whiskey or rum depending on whether you have a wife to beat. You're welcome.

>> No.13905921

>>13905528
Pizza only needs cheese.

>> No.13905938

>>13905528
good looking za right there if I do say so myself

>> No.13906057

>>13905837
That's actually a solid list, just move Anchovies down a tier or two and we're good.

>> No.13906110

>>13905528
Have you posted this just so you could reply with the /tv/ pasta?

>> No.13906139

>>13905528
Pineapple IS NOT on it. Anyone who makes this heresy should be summarily executed immediately.

>> No.13906156

>>13905695
Cope

>> No.13906179

>>13906156
Cope as a meme is getting pretty old

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13906204

>>13905837
>>Dogshit Tier
>Beef/Meatballs

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13906255

>>13905581
>>13905703

That’s because he’s a stupid British person. Have you ever seen British food? They eat boiled eels and mashed potatoes with water for seasoning. Unlike superior American food, which is the greatest cuisine in the world, consisting of pizza, hotdogs, burgers, bbq, fish fry, steak, apple pie, ice cream, Mac and cheese, and basicallly everything else good. Ever wonder why Gordon Ramsey only had like five restaurants but there are a million McDonald’s all over the world? I’m glad the founding fathers beat the crap out of those British sissies

>> No.13906279

>>13905786
Bro it just sounds like you haven't had good za

>> No.13906316

>>13906255
Gordon is a French chef born in Britain

>> No.13906328

>>13906316
Gordon is a Scot

>> No.13906358

>>13906255
>American food
>list of food that was invented before America was

>> No.13906364

>>13906328
Scotland is a part of Britain, as are England and Wales

>> No.13906368

>>13906255
God bless America

>> No.13906386

Cherry tomatoes and mozzarella or seefood with raw garlic.

>> No.13906389

pineapples

>> No.13906394
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13906394

>You want a perfect pizza you motherfuckers? First off, that tomato sauce base shit? Get rid of it. You want a garlic base. Basically like on a garlic bread, but slightly thicker. "But it's not a real pizza without tomato!" That's why you put fresh tomato on top, fucknuts, chopped and enough that each bite can get one, don't clump it together or you're a bitch. Then you throw on some spicy beef, not too spicy, Italian style, like a deconstructed meatball, spread all over. Finish with mushrooms and salami, thin-sliced so it gets nice and crisp. For the cheese you want a 3/1 mozarella/gouda mix, up to you whether to even spread or make gouda pockets, just don't go overboard with it. Enjoy with a nice pint followed by either whiskey or rum depending on whether you have a wife to beat. You're welcome.

>> No.13906419

>>13905528
Yanks make disgusting pizza

>> No.13906437

>>13905528
My favorite pizza:
Dominos large
>ham
>salami
>bacon
>pineapple
>jalapenos
wa-la best fucking thing

>> No.13906492

assuming we're talking standard fare, not some like "craft" or "artisanal" place where they might have some good/interesting weird combos...
acceptable tier:
>cheese
>pepper and onion, maybe add mushroom and or sausage
>hawaiian
>buff chick
unacceptable tier:
everything else

>> No.13906493

>>13906437
What in gods name is wa-la, fucking American retards

>> No.13906500

>>13906493
the newfags today are out of fucking control
lurk more faggot

>> No.13906516
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13906516

>>13905613
Based

>> No.13906542

>>13906437

> pineapple

>> No.13906597

>>13906542
sorry you have the palate of a child

>> No.13907088

>>13906204
if you like either of those then eat the dishes designed for them. putting them on pizza is waste

>> No.13907099

>>13906328
are you a retarded american or bitter scot? i'm a scotfag so it's always amazing to see that level of ignorance or denial

>> No.13907107

>>13906255
He didn't even make the pizza, you retard, and he complained about how greasy it was

>> No.13907114

>>13905528
Just keep pineapple the fuck away from my pizza and we're golden.

It's a rarity for me to go for the anchovies, but it's not a deal breaker like pineapple.

>> No.13907115

>>13906394
It's fine

>> No.13907120
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13907120

My favorite is a thin crust with white sauce, chicken, spinach and onion. Garlic too, if that's an option.

>> No.13907282

>>13905528

S Rank:
>guanciale
>ricotta
>calabrian chili
>fresh mozz
>basil
>black olives
>legit italian sausage (ground, not sliced)
>parmegiano reggiano
>garlic
>onions

A Rank:
>bacon
>pancetta
>prosciutto
>salami
>pepperoni
>pepperoncini (the green ones)
>arugula

B Rank:
>pineapple
>ham
>banana pepper
>bell pepper
>mushroom
>anchovy
>sardine
>corn

C Rank:
>pesto
>chicken
>bbq sauce
>potato
>egg

Z Rank / SHIT tier:
>squash
>shrimp
>blue cheese
>shellfish of any kind

>> No.13907316

>>13906437
>pineapple

>> No.13907367

>>13905837

>Sleeping on Basil

>> No.13907635

Mushroom
Pepperoni
Red onions
Black olives

Jalapeños or banana peppers on the side

>> No.13907650
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13907650

>>13907282
Glad to know I share this board with people like you who have absolute shit taste.

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13907801

>>13906492
>buff chick
?

>> No.13907810

>>13906255
Um, yeah I'm thinking BASED.

>> No.13907828

>>13906597
people who like pineapple on their pizza only like it because le wacky unexpected topping XDXDX
think for yourself, think about how terrible it is putting such an acidic fruit on dairy

>> No.13907835

>>13905786
I saw this on /tv/ when you stole it

>> No.13907839

>>13907828
Like tomato?

>> No.13907848
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13907848

Black olives, anchovies, fresh tomato slices.

>> No.13907923

Some of the best toppings aren't even mentioned in this thread. Linguica and kielbasa are both better on pizza than pepperoni or genoa salami. As for Italian sausage, that's gonna be a no for me. The right way to do it is make a batch of meatballs, then, with a watermelon scoop, set aside mini meatballs to be cooked on the pizza. Black olives are a hard pass and green olives are the way to go, especially if they're sliced stuffed green olives. The pizza must have some form of onion and garlic. Careful with green onion because, although it is great on a pizza, it will burn faster than most raw toppings will cook. If you choose to add tomatoes, they must be cooked on the pizza and not as a garnish.

>> No.13907924

>>13907848
Just needs mushrooms

>> No.13908524

>>13907848
Fresh tomatoes are disgusting on pizza, look at all that water

>> No.13908538

>>13908524
The shine is coming from the fat and oil from the pepperoni/cheese/anchovies/olives. The tomatoes are literally the one thing that doesn't look "wet".

>> No.13908559

>>13908538
I have my doubts but I'll believe you
Still fresh tomatoes are disgusting on pizza

>> No.13908911

>>13905837

how the fuck can a post be so blatantly and consistently wrong?

>> No.13908923

>People who eat pizza without sun dried tomatoes

what the FUCK?

>> No.13908976

>>13905528
good episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAZDwsnQ8tg

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13908998

>>13906255

>> No.13909001
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13909001

>>13905528
More cheese.

>> No.13909004
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13909004

shrimp

>> No.13909544

>>13905528
>Top Tier
Pepperoni
Sausage
Onion
Banana Pepper
Jalapeno
Chili Flakes
Sriracha

Everything else is irrelevant.

>> No.13909575

>>13905528
PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPERS, MUSHROOMS, OLIVES, CHIVES

>> No.13909598

>>13909001
>dirty autist shoes that close to my food

>> No.13909611

>>13909575
What a splendid pie

>> No.13909673

>>13907282
What sea creatures did to you? Even based anchovies as low as B tier. I hate you and all your familly.

>> No.13909675

>>13905528
Beans
Ham
Aubergine pickle
Chedder

>> No.13909676

>>13905837
>bottom tier
>olives

Literally the only thing right about this list

>> No.13909677

ham and pineapple

>> No.13909680

the real answer is no toppings

>> No.13909696

>>13909680
DO YOU MEAN CHEESE PIZZA?

>> No.13909706

>>13905837
Bump Bell Pepper and Egg up one each and I'm on board.

>> No.13909750

>>13909696

No, no toppings

no cheese

no tomato

just bread

>> No.13910015
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13910015

I made this /ck/ would eat it?

>> No.13910032

>>13906255
A fucking bald eagle just dropped a McDouble in my lap while reading this. I'm so proud of this country

>> No.13910039

>>13905659
It was a "medium" pizza.

>> No.13910763

>>13905528
do americans really eat this?

>> No.13912283

>>13905528
Assuming basic pizza (pizza dough, marinara sauce, mozzarella cheese)

>Top Tier
Basil
Oregano
Onions
Mushrooms
Pepperoni
Pancetta
Sausage

>Trash Tier
Everything else

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13912398

>>13905837
>Bottom Tier
>Ham
>Olives
>Bell Peppers
Where do you live?
I'm going to cough on your grandmother

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>>13905528
dont visit ck often but the smirnoff is doing its magic

whats everyones thoughts on mayo on pizza?

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>>13905837
>Pepperoni
>Top Tier

>no Basil
>anywhere

>More Cheese
>Mid Tier
Cheese is not a topping.

>> No.13913242

>>13905695
In a restaurant that was failing.

>> No.13913465

>>13906255
Fucking based

>> No.13913511

>>13906255
All of those were invented in Europe. America doesn't even have a cuisine

>> No.13913603

>>13906255
colt koch just drove over my house and shot my bald eagle with a 45mm 1911

>> No.13913862

>>13905837
WHERE ARE THE JALAPENOS????

>> No.13913919

>>13913862
In the trash

>> No.13914063

pizza is for babies

>> No.13914096

>>13905837
>bottom tier
>bell peppers

What in the fuck. Sausage peppers and onions is one of the best combinations ever.

>> No.13914152

>>13905528
Spicy ground chicken breast

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13914348

>>13906255

>> No.13914819

>>13905777
dried chives are top tier because they rehydrate in grease which makes them extra tasty. unfortunately dried chives are something like $8 per bottle which is a little steep, but it is a niche spice.

>> No.13914837

>>13910015
would eat/10. Good browning.

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>>13906255
This is a based post.

>> No.13914887

>>13905528
Doughy pizza is gross.

>> No.13914889

Anchovy is god tier, pepperoni is S tier. Plenty of other great shit but those two are unbeatable.

>> No.13914943

>>13905649
The way he had to reach for his greek place of birth, I always kinda thought he was a fraud. But that may also be the intentional editing of the show.

>> No.13915072

>>13907120
im allwayse conflicted, on one hand? I fucking love this pizza, simple, taisty, aesteticly pleasing, you dont feel like shit afterwards while eating it. On the other hand Ill eat '''''''''''deep dish pizza'''''''''''' like the filthy fucking animal I am.
>>13909001
Christ I hate that shit, just cut it off with a knife and let me eat it. it aint amazing to look at how long motza stretches.