Bong Cuisine Thread

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Bong Cuisine Thread Anonymous Sat Apr 11 09:37:05 2020 No.13910877 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 09:38:38 2020 No.13910883 >>13910877 >muscles I did have beans on toast this morning actually, not even a bong

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 09:50:04 2020 No.13910903 >>13910896 Damn I thought this was real. Then noticed the giveaway at the end.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 09:54:18 2020 No.13910921 File: 596 KB, 650x663, greatshitton.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13910877 fast food

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:07:54 2020 No.13910983 >>13910942 British women are truly a sight to behold.

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:09:37 2020 No.13910991 Man, the two world wars really decimated british food culture.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:10:33 2020 No.13910998 File: 43 KB, 500x375, 82428623.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13910983 so glad I'm not a br*t, I'd rather fuck a goat than those ugly beasts lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:11:51 2020 No.13911005 >>13910877 would love to run a place like this, just a kitchen with a window in a comfy neighborhood. not selling seafood though, more likely roast meats and sandwiches made from them

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:13:39 2020 No.13911014
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>>13910991
Main reason is that the gene pool is really small and most of them are damaged because of constant incest and inbreeding. This also explains why british "people" never mature beyond the intelligence of a 4-year-old (or a chimp for that matter)

It would be better if they were pushed into the sea and the French or Germans took over their dumb island lol

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:16:21 2020 No.13911030 >>13910952 Mint sauce is good tho

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:19:59 2020 No.13911039 >>13911030 I just use toothpaste

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:20:07 2020 No.13911041 >>13911014 Watching new world primitives attempt to deconstruct the superiority of their ancestors is entertaining but it’s also quite sad. I hope you find peace in the next life

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:22:22 2020 No.13911049 >>13911041 not an amer*kan fortunately!

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:24:24 2020 No.13911057 [DELETED]

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>>13910877
Anti European xenophobia is rampant online. British food is culture and should be respected, not scorned with racially charged hate speech from the left wing mainstream media.

Fight against racism. Fight against hate. Enjoy British food today. Don't be ashamed of your culture because it is fashionable.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:24:52 2020 No.13911062 File: 74 KB, 380x507, 1543430345527.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13911041 do you think only you and americans exist? Your education is even worse than in the US lol

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:26:32 2020 No.13911067 >>13911057 England is not European. British """""food""""" is certainly not a culture and nobody respects it with good reason

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:28:40 2020 No.13911074 I swear to christ this board should be renamed to /brit/ due to how much you fags obsess around them

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:28:43 2020 No.13911076

>all this cope and seethe from continentals and shitskins who Anglos have defeated countless times
you know why no one makes memes about the shittiest parts of your cuisines? because no one cares about your irrelevant asses. while you wank over your spices, Anglos continue to build civilization

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:29:50 2020 No.13911080 [DELETED]

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>>13911067
All white cultures are completely mocked and disrespected. And it is causing a rise in the extreme right wing.

You are aiding and abetting racism. Please respect white culture and European, British, Scandinavian German food etc. Don't be a bigot.

Who else here is extremely proud of their food and culture?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:30:25 2020 No.13911085 >>13911062 Would you care to say where you are? Or are you too ashamed of living in a 3rd world inbred shithole to say?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:33:29 2020 No.13911094 >>13911074 I swear to christ this board should be renamed to Ameri/ck/a due to how much you fags obsess about them ftfy

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:33:43 2020 No.13911095 File: 51 KB, 610x408, Melton-Mowbray-Pork-Pies-1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13911089 >>13911074 /anglo/ would be a fitting name for sure

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:37:56 2020 No.13911116 >>13910942 >that cum stain on that on the right black dress

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:45:41 2020 No.13911148 >>13911085 I'm German and to us England is a 3rd world country lol seethe

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:47:07 2020 No.13911155 >>13911148 In reality, any European country which doesn't border the Mediterranean is a sad, depressing, grey-skyed joke. So please, so arguing. t. Greek Islander

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:47:24 2020 No.13911158 File: 2.86 MB, 1067x600, PancakesEngland.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:49:21 2020 No.13911169 File: 31 KB, 480x270, 526926328-saargau-schwanken-weizenfeld-horizont-ueber-land.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13911155 blue skies and warm here in Germany. Hails to Greece!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:51:06 2020 No.13911175 >>13910910 Love a medium rare burger

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:54:17 2020 No.13911195 >>13910942 >>13910998 >>13910983 >Takes photo of a pig trough >Look at these disgusting pigs!

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 10:55:49 2020 No.13911203 >>13910965 bovine spongiform encephalopathy?

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:02:17 2020 No.13911225
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>>13910877
I for one was raised on traditional British food and I love it. Reminds me of home.

Who else here loves a good full English breakfast? Regardless of how unsophisticated it apparently is?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:03:26 2020 No.13911229 >>13911148 >german Every time you autists seethe about us I'm not even going to bother insulting the absolute state of your nationality Being german is punishment enough

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:03:26 2020 No.13911230 >>13911225 >first childhood fap

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:03:37 2020 No.13911232 File: 464 KB, 350x200, nonono.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13911116 >on that on the

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:05:46 2020 No.13911238 Is this that turk from /int/ that seethes at anglos? I heard about him from /out/ lol Germans are a sad lot

>>	MDF Sat Apr 11 11:08:00 2020 No.13911246 >>13911095 I've got some pork pies in the fridge. Fucking love them.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:10:13 2020 No.13911254 >>13911225 anglos have some decent food desu, it's just people who know nothing about it that shit on it

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:42:51 2020 No.13911381 >>13911148 2 world wars and 1 world cup

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:46:58 2020 No.13911392 >>13911381 Don't bother m8 Its a turk that says "i am greek" all the time

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:47:40 2020 No.13911397 >>13910890 I know dumb sharts don't care but this is actually from a satirical magazine called Viz.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:54:23 2020 No.13911433 >>13911014 Look m8 I know the whole Brexit thing is upsetting for you and it's going to be hard looking after Greece without our help but this is just a bit sad, hope you feel better and can move on soon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 11:57:16 2020 No.13911443 >>13911225 If you don't already, slap some black pudding, bacon, and fried tomato between some bread. Thank me later.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:00:28 2020 No.13911458 >>13911116 That was that in the pinks husband.

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Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:02:38 2020 No.13911468

>>13911381
..and you were/are still seething because Germany passed you by within like 10 years after WWII lol

And really...the world cup? You guys would be lucky if you even qualified for the world cup these days while Germany has always been a contender for the title lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:03:42 2020 No.13911477 >>13911381 ...and we're back to being the boss in Europe again. This time we're nice! :)

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:13:53 2020 No.13911513 >>13911477 >nice Lad...

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:18:14 2020 No.13911530

>>13911513
yeah, we're not genociding people right now, nor are we blitzkrieging our neighbors (with whom we get along just fine these days), so yea we're nice.

>>13911381
You losers have like one measly star, and that's from the 60s. Get on our level we have four stars, only Brazil has more and we sure did blitzkrieg those guys that one time lol

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:23:22 2020 No.13911559 >>13911530 I meam I know the OP is german but the way the EU is managed is not very nice. The euro does nothing but serve german interest and keeps the rest of europe poor and indentured to the EU for gibs.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:26:39 2020 No.13911570 >>13910917 I mean, this is basically two thirds of the way to a nice Kvass.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:27:27 2020 No.13911575 >>13911230 Take your anti-Semitic bullshit somewhere else, don't make light of her story

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:30:25 2020 No.13911585 >>13911468 >>13911530 Ever heard of schuldigkeit you genocidal cabbage eating cunt

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:32:12 2020 No.13911593 File: 215 KB, 1161x886, mcdonalds breakfast wrap.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13911546 3 weeks and i miss it so much

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:34:49 2020 No.13911599 >>13911585 Calm down Nigel, I'm German so I sure understand words like "Schuldigkeit", after all, we are multilingual here lol

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 12:39:42 2020 No.13911617 File: 468 KB, 1908x1146, 26399814-0-image-a-8_1585152588223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13911585 at least we have cabbage unlike you

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:05:10 2020 No.13911698
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>>13910889
An American that lived in the UK. I bought those as a joke and actually ate them. They essentially are liver meatballs in some gravy. Not awful, but not worth the shame of telling your parents that you ate faggot balls dripping in sauce as your dinner. And they came from some dude with the creepy name of Mr. Brain

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:17:08 2020 No.13911746 >>13911203 or foot and mouth or the vegan uprising

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:20:47 2020 No.13911765
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>>13910898
Same Ameritard as the faggot eating experience. My workplace cafeteria or 'canteen' would offer deep fried bread. I asked for toast on one of my first days and was given the reply of 'oh some fried bread'? . I thought it was some colloquialism but....noooo, it was deep fried bread. Why? Why, bong bros?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:27:13 2020 No.13911795 >>13910877 Do europeans really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:27:21 2020 No.13911799 >>13911765 They were fucking with you, fatty

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:29:23 2020 No.13911808 >>13910903 Look up Sunday Sport headlines, it's a comedy goldmine.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:32:08 2020 No.13911820 File: 300 KB, 1600x1217, pie_mash_101.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Nowt wrong with brit food mate

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:32:23 2020 No.13911821 >>13910942 I bet left can suck a mean dick though.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 13:38:27 2020 No.13911838 >>13911821 She'll eat your dick.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 14:18:46 2020 No.13912008 >>13911838 I'll suck your dick

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 14:22:42 2020 No.13912027 im a canada fag but me nan was scottish. love me a good pork pie, beans on toast, full english, and a cuppa

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 14:24:29 2020 No.13912036 >>13911381 We be getting down with no dedup

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 15:05:04 2020 No.13912182 >>13910942 The absolute state of the one in the back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 15:06:58 2020 No.13912187 >>13911765 Fried bread is typical with some, but by no means all, fryups. You don't usually get it outside that context. I'm quite sure they would've offered you toast as it'd be a lot easier to make in a canteen anyway.

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 15:10:44 2020 No.13912201 [DELETED]

>>13910877
God I love being white. I don't care how much the lugenpresse wants me to hate my heritage. I am proud.

A proud right wing nationalist ready and willing to vote in the next Hitler. And my numbers are growing rapidly. We're going to get even with the nonwhites who hate us in our own countries.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 15:50:35 2020 No.13912361 >>13911063 That would actually taste fucking based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 15:52:11 2020 No.13912367 >>13911158 > all that oil > that mindless stirring it around > all that oil Fuck me.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 15:59:46 2020 No.13912396 >>13910877 >jellied eels >"fresh" Do Americans really?

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 15:59:57 2020 No.13912397 >>13910983 >>13910998 Those are uggos but they can't all be so bad, right?

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:53:57 2020 No.13912649
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>>13911821
>I bet left can suck a mean dick though.

She looks like she'd be down for that in exchange for a bag of chips and a kebab, the only problem is the chili sauce from the kebab stinging your dickhole

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 16:58:20 2020 No.13912668 >>13912649 Both these girls are obviously Asian, however.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 17:02:04 2020 No.13912691 File: 75 KB, 900x744, 1501838651416.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A lot of posts are being deleted here what's going on?

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>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:40:53 2020 No.13913251 File: 10 KB, 236x236, 086d03393b6c0ef2ede1a721052f3034--reaction-pictures-frogs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] exact same images, exact same comments, I'm stuck in a fucking timewarp

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:47:45 2020 No.13913286 >>13912668 do you think British Asians don't exist?

Anonymous Sat Apr 11 18:50:51 2020 No.13913298

>>13911820
Used to have a really comfy old pie and mash shop just like this down the road from my flat and then one day new owners gutted it, scraped off the window painting, removed all the original decor and furniture and turned it into another generic cafe. Never went there again

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 20:23:17 2020 No.13913703 >>13913286 Oh, I know they exist. They aren't British, however.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 20:24:34 2020 No.13913710 File: 55 KB, 639x572, chip-butty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Rate my chip butty

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 20:46:41 2020 No.13913832 >>13913251 What are you talking about? There's hardly even been any slagposting yet.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:32:15 2020 No.13914028 >>13911063 That's kinda sad if the best your country has is reminding everyone that Epic Meal Time was a thing.

>>	Anonymous Sat Apr 11 21:41:42 2020 No.13914083 >>13911820 not gonna lie the typography on the window painting is 11/10

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:28:14 2020 No.13915518 >>13910921 do bongs really do this?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:35:26 2020 No.13915531 File: 7 KB, 367x461, 1523409663415.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] british food is bad everyone knows this especially the french

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:56:12 2020 No.13915573 >>13910979 ayyy

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 05:58:36 2020 No.13915581 File: 157 KB, 1920x1080, Typical English people.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 06:04:50 2020 No.13915597 File: 189 KB, 1200x1823, shepherds-pie-8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'll get down on some British food. Shepard Pie is the shit.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 06:18:05 2020 No.13915644 >>13915597 stolen from superior Germans

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 06:41:48 2020 No.13915683 >>13913224 WTF STOP WITH these please.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 06:52:22 2020 No.13915703 >>13911225 For me it’s the humble faggots and peas I want to one day try

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 06:58:47 2020 No.13915718 >>13912649 The text in that pic... and then they complain about american spelling

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 07:02:45 2020 No.13915727 >>13911063 what is the top middle? Looks too wet/mealy to be potatoes

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>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 07:16:42 2020 No.13915761 >>13910905 >>13910910 >>13910937 >>13910973 >>13910986 >>13911019 >>13911025 >>13911043 >>13911158 >>13913224 Posting Kay is cheating

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 07:18:45 2020 No.13915766 >>13915718 fuk of m8

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 08:33:22 2020 No.13915889 File: 70 KB, 224x225, 1582534385866.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13910910 holy FUCK I lost hard

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 08:37:35 2020 No.13915898 File: 52 KB, 640x480, 1548601747619.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] right what'll it be then

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 08:39:33 2020 No.13915902 >>13915727 Looks like scrambled egg.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 08:42:44 2020 No.13915909 >>13915898 i'd like the clappit manch and the battert sassitch

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 08:54:04 2020 No.13915926 We invented chocolate bars

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:09:27 2020 No.13915960 >>13910979 fuck, they look delicious.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:16:29 2020 No.13915975 >>13915761 own it. It's engl*sh "cuisine". This is how people on your hellscape of an island cook and live.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:21:41 2020 No.13915987 File: 220 KB, 981x548, iu[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13910921

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:24:59 2020 No.13915993 >>13911148 And you say this, despite living in a country which advertises 'der bizarren granny' sex lines on fucking teletext of all things.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:30:54 2020 No.13916010 >>13910957 I had a chip butty in Birmingham last year. It wasn't too bad. Chips and curry sauce in a bap. The chips had a nice texture not bad desu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:31:57 2020 No.13916015 >>13910983 One on the left is pretty hot

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:34:39 2020 No.13916021 >>13915993 Sure, but two things: 1. That doesn't contradict the original statement; 2. England is still has a lower living standard than Germans are used to from Germany.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 09:58:58 2020 No.13916066 >>13915993 I dont have a parents so sometimes its just nice to talk to an anonymous granny about my problems and pretend for once that someone is looking after me

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:24:48 2020 No.13916128 File: 28 KB, 476x357, Crumpets-w-cheese-and-baked-beans-hero_.TipTop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13910877 Crumpet and beans is unironically good.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:30:26 2020 No.13916148 >>13916128 > crumpet and beans Never seen this here. Crumpets goes with butter and maybe something sweet. Marmite, too. But never seen beans and cheese like this.

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:46:51 2020 No.13916233
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Spag bol.

I know it's Italian but we seem to make it our own way. People never stfu about how it's not authentic when we post it. We put herbs in it for instance and much of our cuisine is appropriated anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 10:52:44 2020 No.13916269 >>13916233 needs more bread

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 11:13:22 2020 No.13916334 File: 163 KB, 1222x815, Rubicon-20140813035313257.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Genuinely think British fizzy is better than American. Sugar instead of corn syrup, and less of it.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 11:22:35 2020 No.13916363 >>13915644 You are a turk stop the larping

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 11:26:38 2020 No.13916383 File: 137 KB, 834x822, 8912748[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13916363 What's the difference? Reap what you sow mein brüder.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 11:34:20 2020 No.13916427 >>13914028 >epic meal time invented layered pies, not cooks in the medevil ages ???

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 11:34:46 2020 No.13916429 File: 304 KB, 1632x1224, P91130-082237.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13916128 wtf beans go on toast not crumpets

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 11:36:54 2020 No.13916441 >>13911094 Its an American site you third world retard

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 11:46:58 2020 No.13916493 >>13916429 > vegemite How dare you, etc.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 12:30:10 2020 No.13916687 >>13910910 Interdesting

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:33:50 2020 No.13916905 >>13916128 Absolutely based Great some cheese onto the crumpets, add some hot sauce and a bit of cheese to the beans as well

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 13:34:29 2020 No.13916910 >thread full of racism/trolling >"oh, it's fine because it's mostly anti-white" mods = fags

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 14:02:13 2020 No.13917039 >>13910973 What in the goddamn fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 14:13:53 2020 No.13917091 >>13912691 W-what's cookin, Oskar?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 14:48:15 2020 No.13917231 >>13917039 >>13910973 >dip mince in birb >cook in 12:00 noon until grey in goo >let dry until craggy >fiddle with spoon >serve with burnt chips for proper bridge troll supper

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:06:40 2020 No.13917313 >>13911397 look authentic britcuck to me!

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:07:19 2020 No.13917318 File: 3.87 MB, 4032x3024, 20191230_105227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13911155 Yes so depressing.

Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:12:10 2020 No.13917334

>>13915531

i'm french i had a good friend working in private club in soho something very private very exclusive from the outside it looked like a normal housing place but inside was a full restaurant bar, privare room and terasse to celebrate, people like tom hardy goes there.
i ate there two times on the house, cant dey that english are absolute bro in general, i france the owner would have been like who are you fuck off, 2 out of 3 times.

i remeber asking for a charcuterie plateau, and god, it was so shit, the worst quality meat, you can order those pleteau in most bar in france and it's not top quality but it was miles ahead of thise chewy shit.

i also a pie made of trout fat the weirded an bland est thing ever.

i think they have trouble giving a shit about what they eat, they dont care how it taste.

english breakfast was an absolute treat in the morining but after you ate it 3 or 4 times you get it, and your arteries get it too.

fish n ships is their national dish and it's served in fucking news paper.

my greatest culinary experience was a fried chicken stand runed by some paki opened up until late, that was excellent and ultra cheap, went there like 4 or 5 times hammered, loved it, we dont have fried chicken joint in france unless kfc and it taste very bland.

great country and great people

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:13:33 2020 No.13917340 File: 278 KB, 1008x756, 20191230_105227_25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13911155 Yes so depressing.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:28:50 2020 No.13917388 >>13911155 your government confiscates private bank accounts to pay off their own debt lol

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:35:39 2020 No.13917414 File: 1.63 MB, 720x960, 1586180663596.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:40:08 2020 No.13917434 File: 68 KB, 615x409, 0_spoonsbreakfast.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 15:48:18 2020 No.13917466 >>13910890 >Just make sure you only eat one very thin toothpaste mint. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxRnenQYG7I

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 16:14:10 2020 No.13917551 >>13910983 People who think any British accent is sexy has not spent any time with them

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 16:25:40 2020 No.13917598 >>13917551 British accents vary tremendously, the ones that don't originate from poverty are generally fine.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 16:30:01 2020 No.13917618 >>13917598 I dont like the ones that go >OI M8 FANCY A WEE SHAG THEN YA FEKKIN POOFTAH

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 16:36:13 2020 No.13917643 >>13910910 What the fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 18:59:32 2020 No.13918284 >>13916021 Not op. I've been to germany. Dogs running around, beggars everywhere, and that's just the bundestag

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 19:09:53 2020 No.13918349 >>13917434 Bread should be fried ffs. And I don't care what any southern poofter says, either, but 'hash browns' are fucking haram.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 19:43:46 2020 No.13918512 >>13910942 They are not to different from jersey shore slags.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:38:50 2020 No.13918797 >>13911068 like a savoury 99

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:51:27 2020 No.13918861 >>13916383 Yayyy!! I can't wait to visit germany and meet these retards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 20:52:41 2020 No.13918868 >>13917334 Terrile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:04:02 2020 No.13918936 Problem with bongs is that majority of food is roadman food and the brits dont really give a fuck about anything to make it decent. Food requires soul and majority of bongs are as souless and dreary as their food

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:34:30 2020 No.13919085 >>13910986 why would someone do this? why would someone put ground meat into water what the FUCK is wrong with this bitch?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:35:34 2020 No.13919089 >>13911158 im going to cry holy shit

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:45:48 2020 No.13919131 >>13917334 > it's served in fucking news paper. No, it's not. It's against EU law to serve it in newspaper. Has been for decades. What else are you blatantly lying about?

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 21:46:43 2020 No.13919134 >>13919085 Get the flavour out of it, then you have meaty water you can use

>>	Anonymous Sun Apr 12 22:24:33 2020 No.13919294 File: 1.63 MB, 800x500, 1561553337337.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] corndog --- england style

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:36:54 2020 No.13919736 >>13916910 yes because other racism is always deleted also, roasting the brits isn't "anti-white racism" you fucking retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:40:15 2020 No.13919747 >>13919294 Please can someone take this woman's fucking stove away from her ffs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 00:49:42 2020 No.13919769 >>13910942 I'm glad the UK left

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:50:24 2020 No.13920074 >>13917434 >CARB CARB FAT MEAT MEAT MEAT BEANS and one small tomato

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 02:55:55 2020 No.13920090 >>13910910 it's like a trainwreck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:01:33 2020 No.13920780 >>13911585 >schuldigkeit Why should we feel guilty for liberating almost all of Europe from the Jews?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:07:35 2020 No.13920792 >>13918349 Spoons fried bread would go in the none meat fryers and would taste like shit. -Ex microwave radiation technician

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:17:22 2020 No.13920811 File: 220 KB, 1536x2048, Photo0528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13917434 finally some decent fucking food in this thread >>13911155 just took this photo t. bong

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:23:49 2020 No.13920827 >>13910889 got some of these in the freezer. yumm.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:25:00 2020 No.13920828 >>13910890 jesus this is from Viz you tards.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:26:19 2020 No.13920831 >>13910896 the sport is UK version of national enquirer. the headlines over the years have been gold.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:29:57 2020 No.13920839 >>13910921 i saw some of this, 6.30pm on the night they shut at 7, drive thru only and they were queing around the building and back onto the road. fuck it, it left the shols quieter for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:31:13 2020 No.13920843 >>13910952 needed for lamb.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:32:39 2020 No.13920845 >>13910979 if those are snouts, would eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:34:49 2020 No.13920849 >>13911063 fucking yeah, would eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:35:26 2020 No.13920851 >>13910937 10/10 in bongland

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:36:24 2020 No.13920853 >>13912668 They're not, some people here really do look foreign and you wouldn't think for a second that they'd have 100% British ancestry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:37:49 2020 No.13920858 itt : seething c*ntinental wogs

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:38:22 2020 No.13920859 >>13911169 looks like lovely weather for invading Poland and some casual racism you sausage munching prick.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:40:06 2020 No.13920862 >>13911381 >2 world wars America won both

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:41:47 2020 No.13920866 >>13911468 >passed you by within like 10 years >still wear white socks with sandals. should all be shot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:42:10 2020 No.13920867 >>13910942 >horrible teeth >ear piercing shitty accent >ugly as fuck >fat The empire must have been looking for good pussy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:44:42 2020 No.13920873 >>13915644 fuck off turk bum bandit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:47:14 2020 No.13920880 >>13915975 as fuck. its like saying all yanks spoon miracle whip straight out of th e jar with their hands. or all turks dont slurp german cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:48:40 2020 No.13920884 >>13910910 What can you expect from someone using a teflon pan. How does someone become like this? So uninformed, so uneducated? How?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:15:41 2020 No.13920956 >>13910942 Is there a Wojack and Pepe of this? It’s just asking for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:57:09 2020 No.13921044 >>13918349 You'd have to be a fucking retard not to like hash browns with a full english >Eggs (Fried or scrambled) >Baked Beans >Sausages >Bacon >Black Pudding >Grilled Tomato >Mushrooms >Hash browns >Fried Bread/Toast

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 09:59:18 2020 No.13921050 >>13921044 what are you, a paki?! brown anything, doesnt belong in a full ENGLISH breakfast

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:03:06 2020 No.13921063 File: 276 KB, 498x664, wat2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:15:14 2020 No.13921090 >>13910942 You just know the next day they claimed they're nevah drinking agehhhnn only to do this again the next saturday

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:49:08 2020 No.13921181 File: 88 KB, 591x649, britlet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13910942 God I wish that was my dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:53:55 2020 No.13921197 >>13910942 I always wondered what are they eating. I thought it was kebab meat and salad but it looks like salad and some kind of pancake. >t. Non English

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 10:58:34 2020 No.13921220 >>13910942 eyeee love me a good slag i do i do

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:03:43 2020 No.13921243 >>13921197 its kebab meat in a pita(bread) wrap

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:18:54 2020 No.13921295 >>13910890 would this work? toothpaste goes in your mouth so its expected that the average person might swallow a tiny little bit. surely it can't do no damage to eat a tiny lil bit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:33:50 2020 No.13921340 >>13915898 >BANES

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:38:42 2020 No.13921352 >>13916427 Who said anything about inventing a dish?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 11:49:51 2020 No.13921387 >>13921295 >Will this injure me >submitted by Gemma's Dead

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 14:11:58 2020 No.13921980

>>13921090
>next saturday
Next lunchtime mate. Wetherspoons is kind of like an airport, where it's perfectly acceptable to have a pint regardless of the time of day. I've seen people trying to argue that lager should be included with the drinks on the breakfast menu.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:34:51 2020 No.13922649 File: 1.90 MB, 768x432, 1556306241298.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fried meat --- england style

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:40:37 2020 No.13922689 >>13922649 wow, that looks like some kind of england style fried meat

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:45:25 2020 No.13922706 File: 1.71 MB, 800x500, 1580452589070.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lasagna -- england style

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:46:10 2020 No.13922709

>>13911014
I know this is either bait or seethe posting, but i never quite understood the whole "inbreeding because you're an island" thing.
Do people unironically think that everyone else in the world was hyper aware of inbreeding, and would travel hundred of miles in search of a woman outside of their bloodline to increase their genetic diversity, or do you think it was far more likely they'd marry the girl next door, even if she's their 2nd cousin?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:48:07 2020 No.13922723 File: 1.33 MB, 889x500, 1571698825329.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:49:33 2020 No.13922731 >>13911148 lmao can't wait until identifying yourself as german is considered racist and illegal in your country. Remember, nationalism in germany is bad, unless you're turkish!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:50:27 2020 No.13922734 >>13922723 >Edward Scissorhands cooking

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:54:28 2020 No.13922753 File: 2.28 MB, 800x500, 1559847931925.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fresh old taco --- england style

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 16:55:42 2020 No.13922756 File: 2.97 MB, 900x506, 1562290527282.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:00:51 2020 No.13922778 >>13922723 >>13922753 >>13922756 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE HER FUCKING STOVE AWAY FROM HER

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:01:48 2020 No.13922782 File: 286 KB, 854x480, 1569930717527.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922778 but the family she feeds would starve

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:02:19 2020 No.13922786 >>13922649 jESUS FUCK

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:04:28 2020 No.13922799 File: 2.57 MB, 768x432, 1561918849753.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:07:12 2020 No.13922810 >>13917598 This. It's the same for US - I love a true Baltimore accent but i hate the ghetto shit that ruined it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:08:32 2020 No.13922814 >>13922799 I dont know why my fat is black it was cleaning yesterday

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:08:39 2020 No.13922817 >>13922799 >>13922799 the point at which God truly abandoned us

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:15:04 2020 No.13922840

>>13917334
My French sister in law living in London doesn't struggle to find decent charcuterie. Maybe you should try harder.
Also like has been previously mentioned, fish and chip shops almost entirely use boxes, grease paper, or cones to package their food, so you sound like you're full of shit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:18:12 2020 No.13922849 >>13922799 This is just actual mental torture at this point.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:19:14 2020 No.13922856 >>13922840 Yeah, I pointed this out. It's illegal under fucking poxy EU law to wrap in newspaper. Has been for decades. Obvious bullshitter is obvious.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:20:57 2020 No.13922859 >>13921044 Hash browns are NOT traditional in an English fry-up. Never. Absolutely haram. And bread should ALWAYS be fried. No exceptions. You can have toast on the side, but fried bread is a requirement in itself.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:23:28 2020 No.13922864 Crumpets and elderberries

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:24:36 2020 No.13922866 File: 19 KB, 500x250, 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13921044 lmao I bet you dont even eat fish n' shits once a weak like a true brit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:25:44 2020 No.13922869 >>13911698 I bet you thought this was going to be the funniest post ever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:28:03 2020 No.13922877 >>13917334 This spacing should make you feel bad and ashamed.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:31:32 2020 No.13922887

>>13910877
Honestly, lemme break this down.
>Prawns
Shrimp, basically.
>Jellied Eels
Fantastic dish. Basically eels in a bone gelatin. Eels like a are a deliciously tender and succulent whitefish, and the jelly is nicely salted and peppered. Supermarket Jellied Eels are bad because they were previously frozen, but well-made ones are good.
>Whelks
Sea snails, basically. If you've ever 'ad oysters it's similar. I don't like them, but they're nutritious and wholesome.
>Muscles
Typo of mussels, again, similar to oysters but more meaty. Pretty alright, a bit gritty.

Nothing wrong with any of that seafood, it just matters how it's prepared.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:35:13 2020 No.13922896 >>13915975 So Jack is what all Americans are like?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:35:40 2020 No.13922897 >>13915898 slidin' down to the corner for a cheeky chookie hauch with some dooks

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:37:01 2020 No.13922903 >>13915898 Scotland isn't England.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:37:25 2020 No.13922907 File: 2.86 MB, 889x500, 1556347830166.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:40:14 2020 No.13922918 >>13922903 Neither is Ulster as it happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:40:32 2020 No.13922920 File: 2.46 MB, 768x432, 1583845557423.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13915898 looks like a disney land menu, do bongs really?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:41:46 2020 No.13922929 >>13922907 I mean, wtf is she even making here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:49:04 2020 No.13922962 >>13915898 Aye I'll have a Tiftit Pastie Bap with some Sassinger and for dessert som Brisselt Cookie Collop in a Bap

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:18:31 2020 No.13923073 >>13922920 wtf

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:34:59 2020 No.13923144 File: 2.86 MB, 711x400, 1576611998556.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922929 fish n chips, or as the english would say "swimmie jimmies with chopped irelands"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:39:42 2020 No.13923173 >>13923144 I just want to fucking cry. But by the same token I'm also compelled to look at this entire abomination of a 'cooking episode' just to see how much further mental aguish I can take.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:39:58 2020 No.13923175

>>13922706
this is the one that did it for me. I can't stop laughing, Jesus Christ. How can so much go so wrong so quickly? The fucking smoke as she opens the oven, it's like a finely crafted comedy film. I swear I've seen this exact sketch in a dream where everyone pretends some shit cooking is good.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:47:30 2020 No.13923203

>>13923144
Can't find the original for this. Got a link? She's got a couple of fish and chips ones up but apart from her weird as fuck predilection for mixing and prepping on her fucking stovetop, they don't look too bad. And by 'too bad', of course, I mean I wouldn't touch it with a fucking bargepole but still.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:05:45 2020 No.13923289 >>13911014 We scots aren't

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 19:07:56 2020 No.13923295 >>13911076 Seethe

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:23:18 2020 No.13923667 >>13910973 Truly remarkable

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:25:42 2020 No.13923682 File: 1.11 MB, 1479x900, 1525623517960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13910983 >t. Seething amerimutt

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:27:37 2020 No.13923695 >>13923682 >Michelle Obama twice in pic Lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:34:16 2020 No.13923733 >>13923695 That's Oprah, retard.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:35:48 2020 No.13923741 >>13911062 It's the opposite, brits are mongrol rape babies Britain has been invaded and raped by: >Romans >Anglo Saxons >Normans >Danes >Vikings >Americans >Pakis the list is endless >

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:46:02 2020 No.13923787
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>>13922709
I don't either. The fact that we have such high population density just means we have access to more potential partners and thus very likely have good genetic variability.

If you're spaced out over large areas, the way rednecks are, it leads to lower genetic variability (https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21396012/)), which is probably why Americans have such a low national IQ average (https://www.worlddata.info/iq-by-country.php).).

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:50:09 2020 No.13923803 >>13923741 >invaded by Americans I knew American education was poor but I didn't realize you were that retarded. We haven't invaded since 1066.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 20:55:46 2020 No.13923824 >>13923803 Bruh, John Paul Jones went full pirate on you bongs and shit on your shores

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:35:16 2020 No.13924334 >>13910910 frozen patties in a hot pan, sad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:37:21 2020 No.13924629 >>13923733 Thats denzel washington you imbecile

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:52:07 2020 No.13924702 >>13920074 Nothing wrong with this meal but the portion. Vegetables are a meme food with very little/no nutritional value. Might as well just not eat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:53:37 2020 No.13924709 >>13910889 There is no0thing funny about the taste o' pork, liverandonions, served in a rich west country s0s

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:57:18 2020 No.13924728 >>13922756 That’s a quintessentially american dish

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:01:32 2020 No.13924744 File: 36 KB, 509x385, 03a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13913224

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:02:41 2020 No.13924750 >>13911381 >2 world wars >that other countries won for you

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:13:06 2020 No.13924795 File: 39 KB, 927x960, 1585665313634.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13919747 Looks British to me

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:13:37 2020 No.13924802 >>13915898 I don't know what any of this is so I'll show him some of my caber videos and have whatever he recommends with a pint and an irn bru

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:15:17 2020 No.13924813 File: 1.62 MB, 2808x2808, 8c3arzpfi8a41.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13922753

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 02:29:14 2020 No.13925300 >>13922649 This may be the first time I've seen something boiled and fried at the same time. Truly English.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:16:04 2020 No.13925424 File: 8 KB, 279x181, 1570082660735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13915531 shut up frog

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 03:21:02 2020 No.13925437 >>13916233 spag bol is australian dickhead >>13916429 vegemite and peanut butter together...try it, honest. its based

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:40:29 2020 No.13925703 >>13910903 the giveaway at the end! Was the word 'shitting' in giant letters in the headline not a clue?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:46:47 2020 No.13925725 >>13911698 >basing your opinion on a meal on a frozen tv dinner version

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 04:57:05 2020 No.13925757 >>13921197 lamb doner in pitta bread covered in garlic mayonnnaise. The fatty has a token bit of iceberg lettuce and red onion but left is all about the meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:01:14 2020 No.13925770 >>13925757 imagine their breath after when they are making out with chavs in the boozer at 3am

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:03:10 2020 No.13925775 File: 252 KB, 700x300, Breakfast-Toasted-Sandwiches.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] look at these delicious sandwiches how could you say a bad thing? you can't

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:16:13 2020 No.13925797 File: 1.16 MB, 540x960, 1567985268574.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13923682

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:17:26 2020 No.13925799 >>13925797 is this pokemon go?

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 05:19:36 2020 No.13925800 File: 2.60 MB, 640x360, 1573120084242.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13925775 yummy

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:23:38 2020 No.13926120 >>13922896 Yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 07:32:56 2020 No.13926142 >>13917334 are you having a stroke bro

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 11:54:57 2020 No.13926856 >>13911039 It doesn't taste anything like toothpaste

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:05:49 2020 No.13926885 >>13915531 >Eat snails, frogs and horses >Criticises anyone else's cooking

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:25:07 2020 No.13926934 >>13925437 >spag bol is Australian You got any proof that how we make it originated from Australia? And just because it's a national dish in Australia doesn't mean it's not also a national dish over here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:28:00 2020 No.13926944 >>13925800 >vegan spread alternative

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 12:39:42 2020 No.13926986 >>13925800 Why the fuck did she mash them, the stupid fat fuck? Half the joy of a crisp butty is the crisp popping when you take a bite ffs. I mean, of all the shit she's ever posted, this is the one that finally got me to sperg. Goddammit.

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