/alck/

[Anonymous No.13914278]

how we doing tonight fellas?
surviving the loneliness?
me, i'm always lonely.
what're we drinking?

[Anonymous No.13914293]

Lottery tickets are a better use of money than alcohol.

[Anonymous No.13914308]

>>13914293
it's a matter of being a hopeful loser vs. hopeless loser

[Anonymous No.13914338]

>>13914308
If you do both, they balance out and you cease being a loser.

[Anonymous No.13914383]

made a mixed drink of tequila, lime juice, and grapefruit soda. not bad. also have the new white claw variety pack roast me

[Anonymous No.13914407]

>>13914278
I'm sippin on vodka mixed with a diet sprite knockoff while I eat jello. Doing pretty good.

[Anonymous No.13914417]

BUDWEISER CHELADAS WITH TAJIN ND CLAMATO.. im mexican if that matters

[Anonymous No.13914466]

i've got the vodka, the kahlua, but no cream so im just using regular milk. itll work.

[Anonymous No.13914473]

>>13914278
>MODS

[Anonymous No.13914481]

Alcohol gives you vinegary shits.

[Anonymous No.13914504]

>>13914481
based vinegary shits poster

[Anonymous No.13914568]

having some cold gin with my muscle spasms this morning

[Anonymous No.13914597]

>>13914278
all i have is patron xo cafe and schnapps.

[Anonymous No.13914608]

Picked up a bottle of Blackwell rum. It's a'ight.

[Anonymous No.13914635]

I got so drunk last night I tried to give myself a haircut and now look like a freak and then deleted my Twitter. Only had a few glasses of wine tonight which is good as my booze supply is almost out

[Anonymous No.13914641]

>>13914635
pic of haircut?

[Anonymous No.13914649]

What’s your favorite rum and why?

[Anonymous No.13914651]

Up to about 11 months no alcohol

[Anonymous No.13914660]

>>13914278
My shitheap of a roommate binge drinks the $20 version of that, tastes like gas fumes and he still manages to drain a bottle in 2 days.

[Anonymous No.13914663]

>>13914466
>i've got the vodka, the kahlua, but no cream
Almond milk is a good substitute, plus it lasts longer in the fridge than milk

[Anonymous No.13914675]

Wouldn't mind having a gin ricky cherry bout now.

[Anonymous No.13914684]

I actually passed out on my floor and pissed on my rug last night, that was new

[Anonymous No.13914738]

Is this stuff actually good or just a meme? My local store has some in stock for cheap and not sure whether to buy

[Anonymous No.13914759]

>>13914481
HAHAHA IMAGINE THE
>SMELL
ALL VINEGARY AND SOUR AND SHIT HAHAHA
IMAGINE JUST IMAGINE THE VINEGARY SMELL HAHA I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE HAHAHA VINEGARY BRAPS HAHA

[Anonymous No.13914761]

>>13914738
it's a meme
it's good, but not worth 60-70 bucks
now elmer t. lee, that shit is worth every penny

[Anonymous No.13914768]

>>13914684
So based.

[Anonymous No.13914772]

>>13914663
good idea, i actually have some almond milk

[Anonymous No.13914775]

>>13914759
Lmao based

[Anonymous No.13914783]

>>13914649
Rhum JM 10 yr, has an incredibly creamy quality, sweetness and oakiness are in perfect harmony, finishes nutty, spicy, and herbal

it's just fuckin gr8 all around, I typically only buy one bottle a year because it's limited production and pretty expensive

[Anonymous No.13914797]

>>13914738
It's not a meme but it is overpriced, and I think that's at least in part driven by people collecting all the cast horsemen. If you can get it relatively cheap, do it; resell for unopened Blanton's is pretty brisk

[Anonymous No.13914827]

I just ran out of vodka and I'm losing my buzz. The stores are closed now. It's too late for me. Godspeed anons.

[Anonymous No.13914829]

>>13914827
damn. my prayers are with you

[Anonymous No.13914831]

>>13914797
>resell for unopened Blanton's is pretty brisk
retard here, how do I resell the two unopened bottles I have?

[Anonymous No.13914857]

I drank a quarter gallon the other night I need a break

[Anonymous No.13914897]

>>13914738
It’s good, but too expensive for what it is.
Woodinville Reserve Straight Bourbon is better and only $40, Woodinville actually just won Bourbon of the year a few weeks back.

[Anonymous No.13914905]

>>13914857
i don't miss doing that. although i do miss doing 12 a night but i try to stop even short of that nowadays

[Anonymous No.13914926]

How has your physical appearance changed since you started binging? Is your problem externally apparent?

[Anonymous No.13914928]

>>13914278
glad to see we are back in town boys.

happy easter! Sober two years in august. Our old threads were a big part of that. cheers fellas

[Anonymous No.13914931]

>>13914926
I find I get pudgy on liquor, the whole moon face effect.

[Anonymous No.13914933]

>>13914651
do you still get cravings? I've woken up in jails cells and hospitals beds due to my lack of self control and terrible decision making while blackout drunk. I think I need to stop for a long time and fix my life before I ever take another sip, but this current timing has made me want it more than ever it's crazy.

[Anonymous No.13914953]

>>13914933
Have you tried replacing alcohol with other things? Allow me to sound like a faggot for a moment, but look into good quality tea and gong fu style brewing. Of course it's not the same as getting drunk but it's a stimulant with a complex taste that's actually good for you. I drink alcohol at night but all day I drink tea, usually smoked black tea or japanese green, and it's helped me cut down a lot

[Anonymous No.13914957]

>>13914383
Look up the Hemingway daiquiri. You'd probably be into it.

[Anonymous No.13914967]

>>13914953
>usually smoked black tea or japanese green,
i drink lapsang souchong inthe day and jasmien at night. Love tea.

[Anonymous No.13914970]

>>13914933
no, no cravings so far
but I never had it quite as bad as you

[Anonymous No.13914977]

>>13914953
I'm a pussy who doesn't even want stimulants in my body so I drink decaf green tea daily

[Anonymous No.13914994]

>>13914928
>is that guy drinking top shelf vodka? what a fag
love it

[Anonymous No.13914997]

>>13914977
Fuck you coffee is delicious. Aquavit is pretty good to if you like fun flavors.

[Anonymous No.13915000]

>>13914278

[Anonymous No.13915013]

>>13915000
based little brother

[Anonymous No.13915023]

>>13915000
>masturbates with a loud vibrating machine and the door wide open while her little brother is home
>"whaaaat?! I can't believe that happened!"

[Anonymous No.13915031]

>>13915000
i like to imagine that he said
>"bitch you too thirsty"

[Anonymous No.13915061]

>>13915023

[Anonymous No.13915067]

this thread is getting real wierd

[Anonymous No.13915153]

Got some sailor jerry

[Anonymous No.13915169]

when was it unbanned?

[Anonymous No.13915188]

>>13914827
In your boat. I've drank myself to sleep every day of quarantine since I'm unemployed now. I was too hungover this morning to go out even though I know my stash would not make it through the day. Tapered off a bottle of wine and then just chugged the last of my vermouth. Now for the long night

[Anonymous No.13915356]

>>13915067
kys nazi.

[Anonymous No.13915362]

Didn't drink for about two months before this virus came and took everything in my life away from me. Slowly getting back together. Man what a terrible year.

[Anonymous No.13915427]

>>13914928
>drinking at party bad
retard

[Anonymous No.13915524]

alcohol has completely ruined my ability to sleep well

[Anonymous No.13915552]

Came here from /tv/, heard you guys had a nice alckie thread going on
We're all gonna live. Also, vodka+grapefruit here.

[Anonymous No.13915555]

>>13915552
Haha, vodka and amber ale for me my dude.

[Anonymous No.13915564]

>>13915555
Fuckin nice

[Anonymous No.13915574]

>>13915564
Yeah, man. I like to mix it up. Ran out of beers rn so I'm drinking hard lime flavor seltzer. Pretty refreshing.

[Anonymous No.13915575]

>>13914928
>woke up with another cut i can't explain
Why does this happen? I just go straight from my computer into bed, it's a straight line with just a bookshelf to my left, where do the cuts come from?
Also congrats and happy Easter as well, wish i was you man.

[Anonymous No.13915578]

what is wrong with you people
its Easter sunday and you guys can't even be sober for that? ya'll need to seek help

[Anonymous No.13915579]

>>13915575
You blackout and move about, simple as.

[Anonymous No.13915582]

>>13915578
This isn't /pol/ numbnuts, we don't put on a facade of being cuckservatives.

[Anonymous No.13915583]

>>13915582
what does that have to do with you drinking on easter sunday

[Anonymous No.13915584]

>>13915578
In my defense, i already went to church this morning, for the first time in fuck knows how long, usually go around 6pm, i woke up early, but am now struggling because i'm not used to being awake for this long without a drink.

[Anonymous No.13915587]

Hello there al/ck/, having fun are we?
Just wanted to let you know that there's a time and a place for everything and it's high school.
I would smoke weed everyday and get drunk most weekends because in high school nothing was too important, you could have fun with your friends.
Once out, I cleaned up my act a bit, quit weed but still drank once a fortnight.

Really the older you get, the more cringe drinking is. Like you should have plenty of skills, hobbies and stories to entertain you later in life without drink.
It's so embarrassing seeing "adults" who still go to clubs and get wasted in bars. Once you're 24, it becomes a real problem. Even in college it really should be kept in check.

[Anonymous No.13915592]

>>13915583
/alck/ isn't full religous cuckservatives that lives and dies for Israel. So Easter Sunday is just another day.

[Anonymous No.13915596]

>>13915584
Meditate and rehydrate my dude.

[Anonymous No.13915599]

>>13915592
well that is sad, and your mother would probably be upset if you told her you werent a christian

[Anonymous No.13915601]

>>13915596
Bruh, i took out my bottle of port wine out of the fridge already, my fucking neighbors are blasting Brazilian music from their window, it's fucking hot. No i won't read Don Quixote either.

[Anonymous No.13915602]

>>13915579
>mfw last time i legitimately blacked out i shit on the floor
I still haven't cleaned it up, i think it has been two months now.

[Anonymous No.13915603]

>>13915599
>your mother would probably be upset if you told her you werent a christian
She already knows my views on religion.

[Anonymous No.13915606]

>>13915602
Dude, we're in the middle of a pandemic. Hygiene is crucial even with our alcohol addiction. Just clean it up, man.

[Anonymous No.13915614]

>>13915603
and is she proud? is she content? my mother would worry about me all the time if she were unsure of where my faith lies, or if i just flat out told her I didn't believe any of it...come to the good side anon

[Anonymous No.13915617]

/tv/ tourist here, how many of you faggots have died in this general

[Anonymous No.13915620]

>>13915606
>pandemic
Since it started i've been going outside for extended periods of time, to crowded parks, groceries stores and often used public transport, i still didn't catch it but really want to.
I also piss in my kitchen sink which is full of six month old dishes and my apartment smells like a horse barn, i have trash everywhere and cans littering the floor, the slightest movement i make creates a chain reaction of cans falling and rolling.
I do still shower every two days

[Anonymous No.13915621]

>>13915617
How the fuck is anyone meant to know that? Do you see any tripcodes?

[Anonymous No.13915625]

>>13915614
>and is she proud? is she content?
Got a degree, paid off car, I support myself, no debt, no major health problems. So I would say so. Christianity isn't for me, I don't want to limit my thinking.

[Anonymous No.13915632]

>>13915625
>not just going to church because it's comfy and there is a nice community, even if you don't believe
plebbe

[Anonymous No.13915635]

>>13915606
>Dude, we're in the middle of a pandemic

[Anonymous No.13915639]

>>13915620
>cans littering the floor, the slightest movement i make creates a chain reaction of cans falling and rolling
Peak alky.

[Anonymous No.13915641]

>>13915632
>because it's comfy and there is a nice community
Haha that's what internet friends are for, dude. Plus Christians are nice people and I don't want to lead them to temptation.

[Anonymous No.13915647]

>>13915620
>i still didn't catch it but really want to.
Go to a hole-in-the-wall Chinese restaurant, one staffed by mainlanders.

[Anonymous No.13915661]

5 months sober today. shit gets better.

either you do it for yourself and decide to live, or you stay a coward and probably should just kill yourself now instead of living your next 20 years a sniveling, self pitying bitch. i mean at least that saves those around you the trouble of dealing with your inane bullshit.

choice is yours. i chose life.

[Anonymous No.13915664]

>>13915641
>i don't want to lead them to temptation
Yeah, i got some of the church youth very drunk one evening (everyone was between 18 and 20, i was 23 at the time), got invited to a dinner and brought a bottle of wine, nothing unusual, there were five people, then some dude had to leave, we walked him to the tram stop and on the way back i bought a bottle of vodka, we ended up playing a dumb drinking game, basically everyone wrote on a piece of paper "if you did X, take a shot".
We didn't have shot glasses, so i was the one serving them, poured a bit more to get the girls drunk.
Result: we went to a playing ground at midnight and started doing dumb shit, came back at 3am and i had to sleep in the same bed as the dude hosting the dinner, the girls all slept on the couch.
Serves me right i guess.

[Anonymous No.13915665]

>>13915661
>>13915635
Both Based.

[Anonymous No.13915666]

>>13915596
I'm fucking doing it, fuck, i can't stand monkeyhuezilian music.

[Anonymous No.13915668]

>>13915661
>i chose life
Corona-chan says ni hao, Anon!

[Anonymous No.13915670]

>>13915666
Nurse it, bro. Don't kill it all at once.

[Anonymous No.13915676]

>>13915668
I live in Europe, i have quite a bit of friends and acquaintances, even people living abroad and i asked a lot of people if they could ask their friends and acquaintances if they knew someone who was sick or died. Let's say i ask 20 people and each one of them asks 20 other people, we're already at a network of 400, the 400 ask 20 people as well, we're at 8000 people who each know 20 people, so on and so forth, you get the idea.
Literally nothing. Some people were sick and got better in two three days. If this was a pandemic, we wouldn't even be allowed outside, and yet all i have been doing is going for walks downtown.

[Anonymous No.13915689]

>>13915670
This is my poison of choice mixed with all kinds of Schweppes flavors, usually just regular tonic.
It's really good actually.

[Anonymous No.13915695]

>>13915689
Enjoy it, bro. Cheers!

[Anonymous No.13915699]

>>13915695
Cheers, this bottle will be dedicated to all the anons who are spending Easter alone.

[Anonymous No.13915701]

>>13915699
Checked and kekked. We're not alone when we have fellow Anons.