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13961322 No.13961322 [Reply] [Original]

Big Chugs Edition. Bonus points for any Big Chuggers.

>> No.13961328
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The Shoenice would fucking crush that guy

>> No.13961353
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Shoenice can't even beat The Beast.

>> No.13961357

from a distance, i like black people. they are quite the entertainers.

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>> No.13961387

when we say we don't like you, it's hate. when we say that we DO like you, it's hate, too. tough crowd.

>> No.13961395
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Both of you knock it off. We're talking about Chuggers.

>> No.13961446

That chick wants to fuck him so bad. you are how she shook the bottle at the end?

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>> No.13961454

Can you blame her? He's sexy af. I bet he fucks like an animal.

I want to ride him while he chugs 8 bottles of maple syrup and then throws up all over me

>> No.13961462

jfc how is this guy not dead? isn't there caffeine in coke zero?

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He is the modern day Gaston. Except nice.

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>> No.13961487


A teaspoon of tobasco habanero sauce has 130mg of sodium. There are 768 teaspoons in a gallon. If he drank this whole thing he would have consumed 99,840mg of sodium, or over 43 times the daily recommended amount. A lethal dose is about 25,000mg.

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>> No.13961533 [DELETED] 

Its not easy doing something for free and everyone just shits on you every hour of the day. Its an essential service we provide here. Enjoy your BBC threads without us.

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There is. But a big man needs a lot of Salsa.

>> No.13961838

I wish I had the chance to go there before the RONA

>> No.13961858

What's the catch with this? He clearly cares about his body considering he lifts. Is he simply too stupid to know how harmful that is? Is there some obvious trick I'm missing, like it's not really vodka? Long term damage aside, you could potentially kill yourself with alcohol poisoning. Not to mention you're going to feel like complete shit for at least day, and kill your gains for at least a week. All for a 30 second video? I must be missing something.

>> No.13961865

Well for one he's Polish, so Vodka is in his blood already. For two, he was a competitive eater and semi-competitive lifter, so he could handle it. For three he got ball cancer many years later, so maybe he did pay the price.

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On Staurday at aprox. 21:00UTC/23:00 CEST/5PM ET our 4cc team will play their first match of the spring cup against /tg/

for full schedule check here


>> No.13962828

Someday, you'll realize that most people really are just people.

>> No.13963311


Remember that this dumbass got his balls choped off due cancer

>> No.13963320

How does one train to chug like this?
It seems like a good skill to make sure I'm getting in a day's worth of water quickly. I have to force myself to drink consistently throughout the day or I get dehydrated (bright yellow pee) without noticing because I'm never really thirsty.

>> No.13963347

Jesus Christ you /fit/ retards really can't comprehend how alcohol affects lifting. As long as hes hydrated he's fine. He'll miss out on a day of training, but I'd assume the next day is rest day anyway. You have to be a borderline alcohol for the booze to really kill gains. Even then there are plenty of examples of fighters who are shredded but booze it up hard

>> No.13963349

You can't chug water like this it will kill you. Look up water intoxication. Just set a timer on your phone to remind yourself to drink.

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>> No.13963355

he threw it up soon after

>> No.13963398

Imagine the snake shits

>> No.13963407

Yes, you are too smart to ever get nut cancer.

>> No.13963415

The post.......
And no, I'm not European, lardo's.
Why is it that there seems to be so much grandeur in fat people in the US drinking or eating such bottom feeder foods and rubbish drinks?

>> No.13963420

Yet that is meant to be a thing in Australia, however, Americans did this, for themselves.
No Aussie, would ever eat shit like that, I'll tell you that now.

>> No.13963427

LOL, what?
It's only Americans that crave the BBC and they always bring it to the threads.

>> No.13963429

thank goodness
he's a nice guy and I'd hate to see him die to something so preventable

>> No.13963503

this is Weimar tier

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Death to amer*ka

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>> No.13963642

I like how they completely missed the big tray of fries right in front of them

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>> No.13963666

dont you know how the british do fried rice?

>> No.13963680

what makes it worse is that it's the right kind of rice, not like basmati or something

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>> No.13963747

absolute cringe tier opinion

>> No.13963778

I have so many questions

>> No.13963782

strong mark wiens feel from this

>> No.13963783

Good luck. I'll be watching.

>> No.13963869
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>> No.13963877

Only a woman gets poisoned from just one bottle of vodka

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>a good skill

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Women love a man who eats like a pig but works like a horse.

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occasional reminder

there will be a matchthread on saturday

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>> No.13965137

I cant believe Jerma is an al/ck/oholic

>> No.13965154

shut up dumb faggot. kys

>> No.13965177

mark wiens earliest ancestor

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>> No.13965487

Imagine her pancreas

>> No.13965753

wait... does he eat them raw with their shell?

>> No.13965772

This is considered a light snack in between meals in america.

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>> No.13966074

Yes. The shell has lots of calcium.

>> No.13966384
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I think I'm out of chugs.

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That woman.
If I passed her on the street I'd assume she was some hotshot business executive who was way too important to ever give me the time of day. I'd feel a little worse about myself just from having seen her.
But in reality, her job is to hold a stopwatch while a surferbro tries to chug maple syrup or eat a chocolate advent calendar as fast as he can.
Keep this in mind next time you think a woman is out of your league, kings.

>> No.13966564

That webm never ceases to amaze and disgust me. I still can't tell if Marie is just a clueless housewife or a matter troll.

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gods work, anon

>> No.13967019

Oh for fucks sake.

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Ausfag here. eastern standard time.

were and when do I watch?

>> No.13967189


99% of food on Instagram is basically just covered in cheese.

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Those are unironically good for cheese steaks.

>> No.13967308

based wolfe pit

makes shit you just wanna eat when drunk or tired and dont give a fuck about it being special

anthony bourdain would approve

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>> No.13967431

Never really enjoyed Pete, he always came off as a dick who was way too self-important for doing such trivial shit. Checked in a few years ago and I guess having cancer knocked him down a few pegs

Beast will always be the OG. True child of the golden age of YouTube still putting out content, and has always seemed like a decent, humble guy

>> No.13967480

There's nothing "executive" about this woman. She looks and dressed exactly like a low-level office clerk.
And she's still out of their league for 80% of people here.

>> No.13967488

i could absolutely eat that in 90 minutes for $3500. That's trivially easy. Doing it in less than 10 is completely different.

>> No.13967534

fucking awful

>> No.13967545

How not to cook steak 101

>> No.13967576

yeah. he seemed kinda npc phony.

>> No.13967607

>most people really are just people.
How very bigoted of you.

I however recognize diversity. A Labrador will never be a Pit Bull. People are different and there's nothing wrong with that. But claiming were all the same is idiot tier bullshit.

>> No.13967753

I bet I could do it inside a half hour. The drinks make it a lot harder, though.

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>> No.13967820

needs moar sound


>> No.13967833

is there some kind of compilation or database where I can access these goals/games?

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>> No.13967844

Thankfully he puked it up. That's a fuck of a lot of sodium beast downed. That really could hurt you if you tried it.

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>> No.13967855

How is he so fucking bad at everything? Is this just one big elaborate troll?!

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>> No.13967866

I'm sure it would actually suck being stuck in a tin can for months with a bunch of smelly men but this webm makes it look kinda comfy and fun.

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imagine all the hot sex and smelly cuddles

>> No.13967884

Lord tell me that black hand did not just point at the watermelon and bananas with enthusiasm

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Corningware is classy as fuck.

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man, i really would like to go to that buffet
is in his blood

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>> No.13967925

Its like not even cooked

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>> No.13967940

Other than the lox and maybe a couple other things that's not much better than the brunch that's included when you stay at an Econolodge right off the interstate.

>> No.13967943

>that filename
fucking kek good one anon

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>> No.13967969

I've heard that these are more expensive by weight compared to a regular steak.

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>> No.13968005

do americans really think this is an appropriate serving size for one (1) child?

>> No.13968035

It's not a good damned burrito it's a pizza rolled up so that fat asses can say they just had a burrito for lunch and not a whole fucking pizza.

>> No.13968068

Yeah i have NEVER seen any restaurant offer anything like that. Honestly it kind of looks mediocre

>> No.13968199

>submarine mess
>everything looks clean

>> No.13968213

I for real gagged at the end. The Cheetos are the least thing wrong with this

>> No.13968314

I'm assuming that's a bird of some sort, but why does it have a tail?

>> No.13968338

3.5 oz for a dollar is $4.5/lb. it's a little pricey for being such shit meat. I think you can get cheaper mail order steaks

>> No.13968341

>"people" actually eat this

>> No.13968347

where does it go

>> No.13968351

>2lbs of cheese inside turkey carcass
alright now you have my attention

>> No.13968357

thats its neck
its an ostrich

>> No.13968360

That's its penis...

>> No.13968374

What was that greenish sauce at the end?
Doner meat and chips is so fucking good, used to get it with chili sauce and tzatziki though

>> No.13968380

leaf gets his nuts chopped off, nothing of value lost here

>> No.13968408

too pink for a boigah

>> No.13968416

how does doing this not kill you

>> No.13968467

bat nuggies

>> No.13968649

I mean, look at his clothes

>> No.13968662

The chips look both undercooked and stale.

>> No.13968749

I think it's satay

>> No.13968750

Does that damn thing really need pasta or were the galaxybrains behind it just out of ideas as to what to put on the heap?

>> No.13968752

Probably a thin dhal: a mild curry made from lentils.

>> No.13968908

>everything all mixed together

>> No.13968921

Its more of a light snack. Do Europeans really not feed their children?

>> No.13968996

what the fuck is the black things in it

>> No.13969046
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stream and more info on this can be found here
for stream click cytube on matchday.

for info on our team:

In case of confusion with timezones:
and look for ~21:00, probably the safest, as there are no conversions with DST and shit involved

pic related is the schedule for our matches (all times UTC)

>> No.13969055

No it's not.

>> No.13969061

where the fuck is the little weird chinese propaganda characters?

>> No.13969069
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implyingrigged.info is your best friend, search for a cup you want a match from and there will usually be a link for a VOD
for example

are also VOD repositories

Saturday 21:00 UTC vs /tg/ f you wnat to see us live

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>> No.13969569

kek, did you try it?

>> No.13969908

Outback steakhouse in the US does, and it's pretty good for a few bites.

>> No.13969947

how do i play?

>> No.13970065
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the games are played on Pro Evo Soccer in AI vs AI mode where people from the boards supply the tactics. I happen to be that person for /ck/ at the moment, but help is always needed and improves our chances at success.

If you are interested in helping out (hey what else to do during this time) contact me wherever you like, discord or skype preffered.

>> No.13970076

Anyone have the webm of an overweight guy with glasses dropping pasta on his laptop?

>> No.13970141

That's alot of work and messing around for what is effectively a double cheese burger.

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>> No.13970155

>appetizer has 1000+ calories

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>> No.13970179

>pre-loading the nuggets into sauce cups
>that first fistful of fries
this guy had killer technique. who the fuck paid him that much? 90 minutes was a joke as he clearly showed us

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Either Youtube, Dollar shave club or Skillshare.
He does it for training in competitions

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>> No.13970596

So...do they only let him out if he eats all the eggs?

>> No.13970600

Literal slop

>> No.13970616

Her ears you doofus.

>> No.13970654

this made me feel pain on my cock

>> No.13970658


Stop giving me shit!!!?

>> No.13970678


Why do Hispanic people do this?

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>> No.13970815

>uneven pieces
>highly unnecessary risk of cutting your hand
Great idea!

>> No.13970845

He's smart enough not to abuse steroids.

>> No.13970867

Health food

>> No.13970907

Did Coke pay him, or what? Crystal Pepsi can't be that bad.

>> No.13970915

$29 is the biggest ripoff imaginable for a breakfast buffet. Hell Fogo de chao is like $5 more for lunch and its all you can eat steak.

>> No.13970938

I miss Gyros

>> No.13970971

Teach me how to post sound webms on /ck/.

>> No.13970981

gee I can't see how this would ever go wrong...

>> No.13971021

That was from the original run of Crystal Pepsi, so it was over 20 years old at that point.

>> No.13971097

>2 cups of brown sugar
__ _________ ______ __ ____?

>> No.13971169

Someone pls explain why this mas has a cooking channel

>> No.13971205

Put salts in it and it won't kill you

I've Drunk a full litre and didn't die, he can just drink it once or twice. Well worth it

>> No.13971230
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>1kg of cheddar cheese rammed up the turkeys carcass

>> No.13971298

Stealing food and egg from a bird is not nice

>> No.13971385

Pretty average hotel breakfast buffet.
The only good thing is getting there before anyone else

>> No.13971392

why does he always have the heat so low
is he afraid of getting burnt or something

>> No.13971404

god bless america

>> No.13971464

fine dining lmao

>> No.13971469

El goblino devorador

>> No.13971498

personally i'd love to be stuck in a tin can for months with a bunch of smelly men

>> No.13971522

how does he get out without breaking the cokes

>> No.13971848

>Checked in a few years ago and I guess having cancer knocked him down a few pegs

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>> No.13972191

I've never not seen one of her videos sped up like that. I think it's fake and they take some of the food away in quick cuts.

>> No.13972352

I wonder what would happen if they stopped the press when it was starting to look really misshapen and then opened the cap. Would the pressure fuck up the pop somehow?

>> No.13972376

Chugging large amounts of water is a one way ticket to kidney damage or death anon

>> No.13972388

You're not supposed to eat the whole thing on your own you know

>> No.13972395

Burnt garlic

>> No.13972423
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Koreans cannot chug.

>> No.13972442

A turkey died for this

>> No.13972446

they don't do it to make lunch, they do it to make a sharable video that will get clicks.

>> No.13972481

I very much doubt 20 mins at 170 will give you a runny egg yolk.

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>> No.13972783
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the mess is the hot gay sex they had before they start eating, they are replenishing energy to continue fucking

>> No.13972786
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, chicken stew.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

it really irks me when they waste a lot of water only to mariante something and doesn't look like it absorbed enough

>> No.13972802
File: 2.80 MB, 900x500, burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13972815

Hello Totalbisquit

>> No.13972816

do yuropoors really?

>> No.13972840
File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, sandwchich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13972860
File: 1.87 MB, 297x164, american pie.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13972865
File: 2.65 MB, 720x1280, sugar do do do do do do.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13972871
File: 2.91 MB, 360x640, -v-.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13972882
File: 2.93 MB, 360x338, thiccza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

now that would get your toilet clogged

>> No.13972889

wtf is that frame rate

>> No.13972892
File: 2.65 MB, 640x360, egg burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13972896

>seasons it like a prime piece
>leaves it pink like a prime piece
I'm more hung up on how he drops it in the pan, that upsets me more than anything. Like I'm really annoyed about that.

>> No.13972901


Imagine not chewing your food before swallowing? The horrible effect that must have on your tummy. No thanks.

>> No.13972904
File: 2.12 MB, 640x360, american sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13972908
File: 2.85 MB, 640x360, bread stuffed pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13972915

>Das Boot
>so fucking bored you get naked
>use oranges for breasts
>flimsy skirt
>dance sexy while others play music
>you know totally not even thinking about how everyone is gonna jack off to the memory of you because it's been that long since they've seen a woman
Camaraderie. You sound like a shut-in.

>> No.13972919
File: 2.92 MB, 720x404, gamer snack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13972922

>the shaky spoon at the end
>bon appetit

>> No.13972926

>tfw too much of a loser to get a Chinese wife
They even look thin and cute when they're fucking 70.

>> No.13972931
File: 2.88 MB, 400x400, chinese style pork.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

can't be so bad. they all need that feeling for some body contact so they won't mind cuddling or even mutually jerking off

>> No.13972938
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, bacon wrapped jalapeno hotdog.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13972953

His wife's boyfriend must be so happy.

>> No.13972958
File: 2.90 MB, 300x300, red wine spag.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

he has to, otherwise he won't get to play his switch

>> No.13972959

fake and gay

>> No.13972964

>When our Navy was majority white, male, and competent

>> No.13972979

i came here for the egg

>> No.13972992
File: 2.67 MB, 640x640, cheeseroll burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

more like
>when our country was majority white, male and competent

>> No.13973020
File: 282 KB, 657x765, 1584760913739.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>white carpet

>> No.13973025

Goddamn the aussie retard who did this. You can tell after one fucking wipe that it's not working, but he still keeps fucking trying.

>> No.13973033
File: 2.76 MB, 800x450, steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>can't keep the house clean
wipe your feet before entering, paco

>> No.13973036
File: 2.89 MB, 900x506, black chicken.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13973051

No, they are the literal shut-ins. LITERALLY shut in a tin can.

>> No.13973058

>he thinks anybody's house is gonna be clean after the party in the webm
>thinking those white carpets aren't going to get fucked after that
you're a dense faggot, aren't you?

>> No.13973204
File: 2.94 MB, 960x540, behold a man.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


>> No.13973320

>all the fucking food is processed to shit and ground up before being reformed
>going to be hard to digest
Hi 10 iq

>> No.13973348

Can someone post the Jollibee cuck commercial

>> No.13973363


seems legit , especially if you are homeless

>> No.13973367


this is like the only webm. that ever made me feel better about my own teeth

>> No.13973389

>No Aussie, would ever eat shit like that, I'll tell you that now.
Yes we would, who the fuck are you tryna fool cunt? It's not australian, but if you're sayin we don't love deep fried shit, pull your head out of your arse.

>> No.13973429

Kids over 4 really should be getting two.

>> No.13973447

Two days to go
Saturday 21:00 UTC

/ck/ vs /tg/
in the spring babby cup

>> No.13973453
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something went missing

>> No.13973454

good filename

>> No.13973455
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You can really taste the like
like, the batty flavor.

>> No.13973473

None of what they show in these videos actually leads to the finished product you see at the end. The videos are purely made to throw on youtube to collect ad money.

>> No.13973533
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He's terrified of oil and too dumb to learn to gently drop food

>> No.13973540

no it's just an optical illusion

>> No.13973551

It looked fine for the first 20 seconds. What a shame.

>> No.13973556

Can i get an invite?

>> No.13973563

I hate him

>> No.13973566

Someone should shoop something in the reflection in the end

>> No.13973744

I'm surprised she didn't just deepthroat it.

>> No.13973807

what part of america do you live?

>> No.13973906


>> No.13973915

Stuff like that scares ths shit out of me.
There is that video of the woman that deepthroats a block of butter and it clearly is blocking the airway

>> No.13973916

>adds "flat broad nails"
heh nothing personel

>> No.13973923

Didn't Petty do a song about "I'll put my steamin cheese on your french fries"?

>> No.13974970

I'd go to that party and put up with Fortnite

>> No.13975016

Chugging is basically choking yourself. You close your trachea and leave your gullet open, and pour the beverage.
It's like deepthroating.

>> No.13975220

Interested. Is this based on some recepie that doesnt use shitty meme ingredients

>> No.13975244

I think most of those people died. And some before the rona

>> No.13975267

Yes. munch my child

>> No.13975277

It's just a hollowed potato with an egg inside. It looks pretty good

>> No.13975298

Is there a video of him eating the gums in MREs?

>> No.13975306

>I don't get it, why it's so b- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.13975675

Uhhh HOW?

>> No.13975805
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that webm is just so good on many levels.

>> No.13975844

Why? The webm is soda pressing as it is, it doesn't need to be more sad.

>> No.13975907


>> No.13975922

damn, gonna try that camping

>> No.13975945
File: 2.72 MB, 960x540, ck vs o goal1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13975958

matt stonie is legendary. look him up

>> No.13975964

lurk moar

>> No.13975971

damn that looks good, fuck

>> No.13975972

this is fucking retarded

>> No.13975991

Mental illness, ladies and germs

>> No.13976056
File: 2.81 MB, 750x420, This Is The Life.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13976070


6* routine

>> No.13976073

That is not how you chug.

>> No.13976085

Rainmaker making it rain on himself

>> No.13976089
File: 1.49 MB, 1280x720, that was unfortunate.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13976185

What do you mean? He could cut his hand or lose a digit m8.

>> No.13976281

Threadly reminder that the left footage is demonstrating how not to eat pizza.

>> No.13976287

Is that how you pronounce Heinz?

>> No.13976290

sharp knives are safer tee hee hee

>> No.13976369

pretty sure by 'mess', anon meant 'messhall'

>> No.13976372

the best sysco can supply, 29 bucks is outraeous for dried up tasteless food

>> No.13976399

>I'll take two cups and a bag of crablegs good Sir, as you've surmised I'm heading down to the Kino

>> No.13976420

Willing to bet that the pressure there is much too high to open the cap normally. Breaking the plastic, as ends up happening here, is actually the lowest energy solution. As far as devising a mechanical rig to pressurize and release the cap, the "pop" would probably be similar but a lot angrier and with more atomized liquid than normal.

>> No.13976519
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>> No.13976582

>I've Drunk a full litre
Wow look at this guy.

>> No.13976594

What a cool parent. I hope the kid appreciates it.

>> No.13976609

Is that chicken gonna be ok? He might get cold.

>> No.13976614

i actually think is relatively restrained and looks pretty good. still don't know why people wan't to destroy the texture of the potato though

>> No.13976680


>> No.13976717

Excellent filename

>> No.13976832

>ywn be a keeper launching a cast iron 50 yards downfield to your teammates

>> No.13977084

Yeah, bread and cheese.

>> No.13977095

they almost made the bottle into a can

>> No.13977107

what is the fucking point of this

>> No.13977208
File: 2.74 MB, 480x360, 2 words.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]


>> No.13977210

A+ file name but wouldn't this machine break the shit out of the bones?

>> No.13977214
File: 2.92 MB, 1080x1080, beer ramen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]

>> No.13977239

Just the big titty fat black chick. Motorcycle went off the road into the woods.

>> No.13977288

behold plato's man*

>> No.13978044

fuck i hate youth of today
he is not even youth. he is a grown man filming himself eating raw eggs for attention.

FUCK the world is so patetic today. youtube was a mistake

>> No.13978045

ofc its worth it:D

>> No.13978047

imagine if we showed africa and india and other poor countries videos like this.

>hey we know u are starving and stuff but check out this fun thing i can eat a lot of food in just some minutes lol xD

the world is fucked up

>> No.13978390

Recently I did some xtc, ketamine and laughing gas and when I closed my eyes I saw the Vesuvius erupting with the town around me catching fire. Instead of lava and rocks falling from the sky, it was actually beans in tomato sauce. Pretty kino trip

>> No.13978457

I knew submariners were fags, but were you really THIS faggy, anon?

>> No.13978622

Wow so deep

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