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>British food is all blan-

>> No.13978292
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>> No.13978293

>>13978231
India is white

>> No.13978581
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>> No.13978621

>>13978231
Quintessential Quintuplets.

>> No.13978734
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>>13978292
I know this image

>> No.13978744

>>13978231
Curry smells like shit.

>> No.13978777

>>13978231
That all looks delicious.

>> No.13978790

>yellow slop
>orange slop
>brown slop
indian food is so inventive. they use a million spices

>> No.13978970

>>13978231
lmao imagine having to go this far

>> No.13979010

>>13978734
Is it incase?

>> No.13979013

>>13979010
Yes.

>> No.13979022

>>13979013
Thought it looked familiar.

>> No.13979046

>>13979022
It's the one with the trap bottom using memes to egg on the futa girlfriend into tying and wrecking him, who just wants a tender, intimate night of sex instead.

>> No.13979054

>>13978231
Isn't British food just Indian food?

>> No.13979057

>>13979046
Oh yeah, I know that one. Tfw.

>> No.13979076

>>13978231
India isn't part of bongland anymore, Nigel

>> No.13979082

>>13979076
British Indian food has diverged from traditional Indian recipes moron.

>> No.13979116

British pub food is pretty great. Honestly, pub/diner food from the western world is pretty great no matter where you go. Fish n' chips, shepherd's pie, ribs, wings, etc, all good eats man.

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>> No.13979169

>>13978744
Eat less cumin.

>> No.13979220

>>13979156
>Baked beans pizza
What the actual fuck.

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>>13979156
>Baked Beans pizza

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>>13978231
It's been 73 years op, India is independent

>> No.13979527

>>13979156
I miss turkey twizzlers lads

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It's funny, because the British spent generations dominating and colonizing other counties and nations and looting their resources and knowledge and despite ALL OF THAT, they still can't figure out how to use spices and herbs in their own cultural cooking. They had to STEAL their "national dish" from another culture because they couldn't figure out their own.

>> No.13979644

>>13978293
None of what you get at a curry house is traditional Indian food, it is so heavily adapted to Western tastes it's a completely different style.

>> No.13979697

>>13979226
>>13979220
They don't sell it anymore but i remember having it as a kid in the 90s or early 2000s latest.

Was tasty

>> No.13979761

>>13979644
well then Oh Pee should have posted that instead of actual indian-looking indian food

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>>13979156
>Freddo
Out of here with that weak ass shit.
Part of being British is being grumpy about menial shit.
You will prefer Taz bars even though Freddos are exactly the same thing, but you prefer Taz and you will be fucking miffed.

>> No.13979811

>>13978231
if you unironically think this jfkys

>> No.13979878

>>13979761

That is British Indian food, you idiot

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>>13979878
no british indian looks like this

>> No.13979944

>>13978790
They are quite inventive with their applications of dairy and how their dishes can have milk in like 10 different forms

>> No.13980090

>>13979546
Fish and chips is pretty good. Also they have a lot of pies. I don't know any other country that has this many savoury pies and pastries.
I bet some of their sausages and cheeses are killer, too.

>> No.13980098

>>13979929
I can't decide if this is before or after eating.

>> No.13980106

>>13979076
They're still part of the commonwealth

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>>13978231
the brits eat shit like this & cope by eating indian food

>> No.13980216

>>13979156
What the fuck is it with baked beans over in the UK?

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>>13978231
guess im the one to give you the d here

>> No.13980230

>>13979156
Has anyone ever tried deep-frying a slice of that baked bean pizza, or would that fusion of Scottish and English cuisine be too advanced?

>> No.13980232

>>13979046
Name?

>> No.13980239

>>13979156
Do Europeans really?

>> No.13980261

>>13980216
Baked beans are delicious, filling and cheap.

>> No.13980428

>>13980230

Fucking hell mate that just gave me a half chub

>> No.13980747

>>13978231
Its British food, none of it is Indian.

>> No.13980773

>>13979644
yeah because the west took the human feces out of the recipe

>> No.13980777

>>13980773
Watch out guys, we got a comedian here and his material is FRESH

>> No.13980880

>>13980239
anglos arent european

>> No.13980892

>>13980777
Take your poo to the loo rajesh

>> No.13981250

Reminder that if this isn't British food then risotto and pizza isn't Italian

>> No.13981268
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>take curry
>make it not give you violent diarrhea
You're welcome

>> No.13981759

>>13979775
>being miffed about menial shit
Sounds pretty French to me desu

>> No.13982005

>>13978231
britbong indian food is the old world equivalent of murrican chinese food. it's fatty, disgusting shit that's an insult to the original.

>> No.13982063

>>13978231
Imagine literally stealing food from people that eat their own feces because your own food is just that bad.

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>>13981250
but pizza isn't Italian, not even remotely. America made pizza, that shit they eat over there is nonsense sauce bread with poorly distributed and undercooked cheese and and they can't even manage to make it round so like 30% of it is burnt so bad it's charcoal and another 30% is under cooked. Its mental retardation manifesting as food, which is why all the not retarded Italians migrated to America

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>>13979546
>any pastry
>cornish pies
>scone
>stargazy pie
>afternoon tea
>chocolate (sweet)
>yorkshire puds
>gravy
>fish and chips
>salted pork and beef derivatives (corned beef, bacon, saltpork)
>mustard

cmon man. I'm a burger and british quisine is top comfey. I have a feeling everyone who hates british food lives in some kind of warm climate. theyre all retards.

>> No.13982128

>>13982076
You bring a tear to my eye anon.
Thank you for putting it so eloquently.

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>>13982076
I wish jewish shills like this would leave our country for isreal and take every 300lb fat goyim to be their slave along with. soybread and soytoppings are garbage. real pizza doesn't have to be perfect when it uses better ingredients and tastes like soft lightly singed fluffy heaven. I have never had an """"artisinal"""" pizza that didn't have better tastier dough than even overfried transfat infused soy oiled pan pizza (which is the only pizza worth ordering from a shithole pizza dive).

And the reason is because they don't cuck to the prepackaged jew.

>> No.13982134

>>13982129
But, he's right.
Have you never had a good pizza from a chain before anon? Missing out brother?
Also, most pizza dough has no soy content, and all of the odd additions of soy make no sense. Pizza is American, give up.

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>>13982129
you act as if you can't use the same high quality ingredients on a American pizza, its not like dough,tomatoes, and cheese are some crazy rare and expensive shit like truffles and caviar. Its literally poverty food just like Chinese and Mexican food, it's the equivalent of being pompous about gas station hotdogs

>> No.13982370

>>13979546
>we stole roast beef
We taught the french to cook meat.,

>> No.13982373

>>13979644
If you go to a British Indian Restaurant (ironically staffed by Bangladeshis), yes, but Punjabi places ran by Pakis and Indians are becoming more popular and serve great food.

>> No.13982393

boiled
bland
boring

>> No.13982399

>>13982370
It's the other way around

>> No.13982401

>>13978231
why is curry the national dish of the UK i would have though it would have been India's

>> No.13982413

>>13979546
the national dish for England was, is and always will be a roast beef dinner you fucking cuck

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>>13978231
>>13978581
>>13979054
>>13979156
>>13979546
>>13980198
>>13980239
>>13980747
>>13980880
>>13981250
>>13982063

>> No.13982478

>>13980777
>expecting fresh material in a le British cuisine thread

>> No.13982490

>>13979156
I will never forgive Jamie Oliveoil for taking turkey twizzlers from us

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>>13982134
>But, he's right.
>Have you never had a pizza from the place everyones ate from
Imagine the level of cope you would need to have to pretend, actually unironically larp in your brain that I never experianced dominos or other shitty chains. I've had them all retard, Pizza hut, dominos, papa johns, 3 guys (best of the worst btw).

The local chain is hit or miss but you're better off anywhere that serves pizza in a wood fire oven and thats the kind of oven that gives you that OMG ITS BURNT SEND IT BACK 300lb fatrolls giggling reaction.

>>13982148
>you act as if you can't use the same high quality ingredients on a American pizza
Maybe when I have money and can afford a wood fire oven in my home I'll make my own pizza pies using low moisture mozzarella and home made nitrite free pepperoni (no, store bought """"uncured"""" pepperoni doesn't exist)

Untill then I'll always go with better food and laugh at any cucks and autists triggered by their pizza slice not being perfectly symetrical

>> No.13982749

>>13982490
just make your own you retard.
Take any processed sandwich turkey
put it in a twizzle cutter they have for carrots and cucumbers.
Suck your own cock for being gay and stupid.
eat up after it crisps up in the oven.

>> No.13982780

>>13982749
that's not even vaguely similar to a turkey twizzler, neck yourself

>> No.13982787

>>13979644
I used to fuck a guy from India and his cooking was the same as what I get at vegetarian Indian restaurants.

>> No.13982803

>>13980090
>fried cod and potatoes
>national dish
What are you, fucking wisconsin?
> I don't know any other country that has this many savoury pies and pastries.
Every single one of them, shoving meat into a bread wrapper isn't new

>> No.13982805

>>13982114
>stargazy pie
>yorkshire puds
>scone
>cornish pies
>I'M A BURGER
No the fuck you ain't ya larpin two toed son of a bitch

>> No.13982813

>>13982780
>I cant process my own meat
fuck off then.

>> No.13982823

>>13982805
>>>/int/122125889

>> No.13982830

>>13982823
You ain't foolin' no one ya dog faced spit lickin flutter butt

>> No.13982850

>>13982830
>run on insults
shut up you larping brit

>> No.13982857

>>13978231
British food is some of the best in the world, go to any random pub in the UK and the traditional British offerings there will surprise you, every tourist is shocked at how much there is to offer, and how good it is

>> No.13982867

>>13982850
Don't (you) me you gravel crunchin ugly muppet

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for me, it is pie, mash n' liquor sauce

>> No.13982897

>>13982880
wheres the jellied eel?

>> No.13982911

>>13982897
the liquor sauce traditionally uses the leftover water from cooking eels as a base

>> No.13983636

>>13982148
Most of Italy's pride dishes are poverty meals. Noodles with oil and garlic. Noodles with egg, shelf-stable cheese, and the unsellable parts of a pig cured. Noodles with a fisherman's by-catch.

>> No.13983670

>>13982114
>>13982114
canada fag here, but had a scottish nan

roast beef dinners
chip butties (yes thats actually a thing)
cold pork pies (10/10)

>> No.13985003

>>13979546
Calm down Poonjabi. Chicken Tikka and Butter Chicken was crafted by the british. Indians make it and sell it as a signature because it is the only slop that doesn't look like it could have feces in it.

>> No.13985096

>>13982803
>What are you, fucking wisconsin?
Japans national dish is carbs and fish, too. They just substitute fancy knife-work for frying.

>Every single one of them, shoving meat into a bread wrapper isn't new
Yeah, name 'em then. My own country has practically zero savoury pies.