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>> No.13979429

Wait how does this work?

>> No.13979434

This is part of a movie/illusion? Could something really move that way do to heat and some bizarre circumstances or something?

>> No.13979438

>150g digestives

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>> No.13979470

Someone post Ja/ck/.

>> No.13979474
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>> No.13979478

>Cream then jam
Nah m8 fuck off.

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>> No.13979484

If it was a fan assisted oven sure

>> No.13979491

The one thing I love about jack, and it is pretty much the only thing, is that his portions are just "the whole can"

>> No.13979498
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Cornwall peasant begone

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>tfw the Holocaust wasn't real and you didn't die in it

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>> No.13979547

That can't taste good, stop adding more shit

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here is some ching chong food

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>> No.13979674

lol endosperm

>> No.13979680

this is the kind of chili that wins competitions

>> No.13979681

The meat was a year old

>> No.13979682

what the fuck is wrong with brazil

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>> No.13979690

drinking vinegars are actually pretty tasty

>> No.13979696
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Looks good enough to eat!

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>> No.13979730

>making s'mores
>using dry ass Brit biscuits instead of Chad grahams.

>> No.13979757
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Should just use chocolate digestives or nice biscuits

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>> No.13979855

I hate these adhd cooking videos.

>> No.13979863

I'll take one to go. Dont bother bagging it just toss it in the trash.

>> No.13979874

Thats china isn't it?

>> No.13979881
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China does do some nice things

>> No.13979920

Oh noes, mommy re upped and is making baking videos again.

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>> No.13979945

All else aside, seaweed salad is fucking delicious

>> No.13979948

>How do you want your "hot dog"
>just fuck my shit up senpai

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>> No.13980091

Fucking disgusting
This is worse than jack

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>> No.13980139

Why would anyone do this?

>> No.13980162

Because stupid

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>> No.13980304

that looks fucking awful

>> No.13980341

>all of the pumpkin spice
>no pumpkin spice left for the whipped cream

>> No.13980346

This is just a video for some little girls to follow along with mommy too.

>> No.13980353

Please post that german hambeast making a pizza with rows of sausages, barely cut blocks of cheese and chocolate

>> No.13980383

>no eggking
shit fucking thread

>> No.13980441

No EggGods, no EggKings.

>> No.13980464
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Since you asked, The Egg King.

>> No.13980502

What is even the point of the oil and food coloring? How makes these garbage videos?

>> No.13980506

Really, what tipped you off? Was it the fact that the recipe is by Pinkie Pie?

>> No.13980510

b&r LA Beast poster

>> No.13980514

It's for the appearance. That is to resemble yolk and egg white, like in the Creme Egg.

>> No.13980527

This is threatening to give me diabeetus just by looking at it

>> No.13980543

>oh fuck he's putting CORN on this bitch?
>it's only 20 seconds into a 2 minute video

Oh god

>> No.13980754

looks legit
id take a parasite or two for that

>> No.13981022

The end part is like at the end of the movie after the credits when yougety a close up of the bad guy's body and his eyes suddenly open.

>> No.13981050

It's just mixing a bunch of candy together

>> No.13981068

I also enjoy grimy dirt smeared thumbs being shoved into my mouth.

>> No.13981074

we don't have graham crackers over here, and all biscuits are dry

>> No.13981092

>Evening Melodrama begins playing in the background

>> No.13981324

Wait, why is there a glass of mil-NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>> No.13981380

The video says not to.

>> No.13981606

What is that?

>> No.13981634

Sup Satan. I liked how even the guy carrying the auto rifle in the background looks scared.

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>> No.13981705

>we don't have graham crackers over here
I'm sorry

>> No.13981844

turk food, it's sheep stomach I believe

>> No.13981916

>nig nog actually comes up with a good recipe for baked or slow cooked pork
>lets go full english and boil out oll dat flavah from de herbs we putz in.
Why ?

>> No.13981939

A lot of traditional cooking is done through boiling because its fast, the water holds enough heat to cook a lot at once, and the water can be used repeatedly getting more flavorful over time.
Its shitty, but it makes sense if you are making Papaya stew for your family in a small village.

>> No.13981976

>boil out the flavor
It's a stew retard, the flavor is literally still there.

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>> No.13982081

Bruh I don't follow eceleb bullshit

>> No.13982098

theres a reason you garnish a stew with herbs instead of just boil them. the best you can do if you want to unlock even more flavor is steep them but theres no point in putting non dried herbs into a stew unless you dont want to taste them and just want to add some background complexity.

That doesnt seem to math out. its one thing if you want to save the moisture, which given persistance hunting maybe you do, but less water to heat is less energy needed, and noggers already have the most based of primitive cooking techniques mastered; the bananaleaf bury. maybe they cant afford banana leaves anymore because of all the hipsters buying them.

>> No.13982124

I kept waiting for this to cut to Mr Wu collecting gutter oil after the guy said how much he enjoyed the lard

>> No.13982138

He also bites his nail and then touches food.

>> No.13982150

>try to eat a live animal
>it fights back
>"oh no how could this happen"

>> No.13982151

it kills the crab

>> No.13982166
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Did someone say ja/ck/?

>> No.13982174

The power of crust compels you!

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>> No.13982234

I'd rather shove this up my ass than in my mouth

>> No.13982243

i would slam this faggot in the face if he did this to me

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>> No.13982261

No you wouldn't.

>> No.13982284

this is it, the most retarded man in the world

>> No.13982287

the virgin customer

the chad ice cream vendor

>> No.13982290

I still think it's some kind of weird performance joke. No one can be that retarded and incompetent.

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>> No.13982314

I dont know If I loathe anyone more than him

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>> No.13982316

it can't be .... the crepe king has returned!

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>> No.13982318

Almost all of those look like retarded meme garbage.

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>> No.13982333

That one's better in reverse.

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>> No.13982358

The cocaine in this guys city must be amazing

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>> No.13982363

Theres not a single frame in this thats not wrong

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>> No.13982369

I will never understand this. Crust is the best part of sandwich.

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>> No.13982384

Hannibal cooking scenes are such pure kino.

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>> No.13982477

Why the fuck does he punch the egg?

>> No.13982484

He's probably seen it some recipe video and now tries to emulate it very badly.

>> No.13982510
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Reminds me of a joke.
A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand and says "make me one with everything"

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Anyway, after they've both had a good laugh the man gets his 'dog. Pays with a twenty.
But doesn't get any money back.
"Hey, what gives. Where's my change?"
"Sorry," says the hotdog vendor "but change can only come from within."

>> No.13982556
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Tonight at 21:00UTC (delays likely) /ck/ will face /tg/ in the first match of our spring babby cup ru.

stream can be found here

get hype

>> No.13982559

digestives are the king of biscuits faggot

>> No.13982560
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>the guy

Jesus Christ, Cranston. It's only a ham and cheese sangewedge.

>> No.13982561

his hands are huge O_o

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>sam the reddit guy

>> No.13982575

Nice. Good luck boys.

>> No.13982578

I want them in me. Both of them.

>> No.13982592

Most of that 'hot food' or supposed to be eaten hot will end up being cold by the time you get to it. I hate massive portions cause of this, just get a platter for the mates and call it even

>> No.13982601
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>we don't have graham crackers over here
What the fuck is wrong with your country

>> No.13982610

We don't need them, we have Digestives

>> No.13982619

Meh, I would just infuse vodka with it.

>> No.13982635


They are geoducks.

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>> No.13982748

if you're an ausfag, use digestive biscuits for a crust, and for other purposes use arnotts marie biscuits.

>> No.13982750

I think that was him doing a bump of coke off of his pinky

>> No.13982778

How to get depression in 48 seconds

>> No.13982865

Best food itt

>> No.13982963

Goddamn. That looks amazing.

>> No.13982981

His best video is probably the gummi bear one.

>> No.13983005
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reminder as time draws closer

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one hour until the matchday starts, quite a few hours more until /ck/ takes the pitch

>> No.13983655

Fuck off out of my thread.

>> No.13983665

they are not, they are sheep stomachs.

>> No.13983692

Great post

>> No.13983719

Worked and seething

>> No.13983741

Is that a tranny on the right?

>> No.13983748

Ha, i just watched this. The absolute madlad

>> No.13983758

Japan or China?

>> No.13983773
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>> No.13983803

You wouldn't do shit

>> No.13983855

Anyone got the butter turkey one?

>> No.13983863

There needs to be a stronger word for Chad for instances like this.

>> No.13983883

>Not serving this with jarred horseradish and not fresh grated horseradish.

Absolute swill. I'll shall have the cook horse whippped!

>> No.13983960

>Docking Scene from Interstellar.webm

>> No.13983963

Try me

>> No.13983997

No ice cream for you

>> No.13984001
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>> No.13984021

What the complete fuck

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>> No.13984074

>point of the clip is chewing noises
>post without audio


>> No.13984092
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>that filename

>> No.13984108

webm's get muted when not on /gif/ or /wsg/
Both of you are newfags for not knowing that.

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>boiled meat

>> No.13984112

I meant why post it at all. And webms don't get muted, audio webms canot be posted

>> No.13984158

God I wish I was under her

>> No.13984199

The kombucha one is better

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>> No.13984282

>every chick on ceekay

>> No.13984369
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one match abiut ~40 minutes or so until /ck/ plays against /tg/ in the 4ch*n spring babby cup
for stream

wtf is this?

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>> No.13984458

>saw some brie for cheap
>buy it
>tried to eat it
>threw it out
>had no idea i had to heat it up

>> No.13984464

He's having so much fun*

>> No.13984471
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Is that egg rotten? The fuck?!

>> No.13984484

Since when is that mushy mess chilli?

>> No.13984488

why would you be such a sore loser?

>> No.13984490

Everything about this is so sloppy
The idea
The video
The preparation
The outcome

>> No.13984494

They're meant to be light. Served for afternoon tea before a main meal later in the evening.

But besides that, crusts are in no way the best part of a sandwich.

>> No.13984501

I'd like to make her my wife

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>> No.13984523

Wheres the guy that used to always reply to this with the Fry picture? I miss him now

>> No.13984545

Not me :)

>> No.13984552

I miss inb4 guy who would list every popular /ck/ webm

>> No.13984560

are you fucking twelve? it's a stuntman shot, retard.

>> No.13984566

>Made popular by rugby players, the stuntman shot is the baddest ass shot you will ever take. You snort a line of salt, followed by a shot of tequilla. You then squeeze lime juice into the eye and take a punch to the face from an opposing teams (or a friend if youre not a rugger) player.

I don't approve

>> No.13984567

I love how that guy at the end took half a bite and put it back down

>> No.13984575
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The whitest hands known to modern science.

She is either:
1. formerly obese.
2. Super deep into identity politics.
3. Deeply ashamed for shit she had no involvement in.
4. Ah man gahd such a geek, Lawlz.
5. All of the above.

>> No.13984579
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>> No.13984587
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wypipo be like i want my food all edible an sheeeiit

it really do be like that

>> No.13984613

I'm 32 i never saw shit this gay before

>> No.13984619
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>I'm 32

lmao fuck off granddad

>> No.13984622

unless it's fucking rigged

>> No.13984676

Suck my dick bitch i will literally rape you

>> No.13984680
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Nice micro-aggression, enjoy prison

>> No.13984730

those are so fucking close wtf

>> No.13984734

that is already a macro aggression my dude

>> No.13984785
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It's only not the best part when you're eating some shitty white bread which is unhealthy as fuck.

>> No.13985070

Number 15

>> No.13985109

But why

>> No.13985229

>meme fusions and normal food but a lot of it

>> No.13985393

wrong. but I cant prove you wrong. all my webms are pony

>> No.13985398

>nigger hands

>> No.13985438

stuffed sheep stomach

>> No.13985560

He's trying to separate the egg yolk from the white.

>> No.13985595

Almost thought that was going to say Doritos Blacked.

>> No.13985926

I've been seeing this on the bread reddit for the past few weeks. Did this really originate from buzzfeed? Also I'm convinced that everyone that bakes bread at home and posts it one reddit is just doing it for reddit points. Like this garden focaccia.

>> No.13985991

It's a count the hotdog puzzle.

>> No.13986002

Seems like it's not "spinning", but that it's rolling the edge in a spinning pattern.

>> No.13986011

nobody gives half a fuck about this gay shit

>> No.13986035

This show was and still is shit.
>one unhealthy diet vs. another unhealthy diet

>> No.13986039

this looks pretty good

>> No.13986070

What's the context here?

>> No.13986072

>Don't get that it's an intentional troll

>> No.13986092

It a lot of recipes, you do a short boil to extract the nasty stuff. It's a common first step for pho and tonkatsu broths. Versus the technique of just doing one cook and skimming it off the top.

>> No.13986105

same lmao

>> No.13986113

Sweet Martha's cookies is legit. $16 for an overfilled bucket fresh out of the oven.

There's also an all-you-can-drink milk stand, $2 for a cup.

>> No.13986139

>Uses a chinese knife like a european one

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>> No.13986146

>McDonalds hash browns
What the actual fuck?

>> No.13986200
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Hail and well met, fellow connoisseur of foods on a stick! Until I moved out of our great state, the week before Labor Day was always when I got about 20% of my calories for the year.

I remember when the all-you-could drink milk was 50¢ and we could drink it sitting in actual tractors on Tractor Hill. Now that I'm old the tractors are gone and the food somehow seems less exciting, too.

>> No.13986248

I'd say it's probably too fresh, egg whites get looser over time. Plus he's an idiot.

>> No.13986257

You can, but it is pretty tasty at room temp. I usually make a meal of a decent size wedge, some hard salami, and dried fruit and/or tomatoes, with some triscuits to spread the cheese on.

>> No.13986289

Last couple times I was there they had a ton of ancient tractors out and running.

>> No.13986354

Thought that webm was gonna go in a completely different direction.

>Partner goes out and cheats
>Cooking cuck sits there with shitty half finished food

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>> No.13986645

You should be a detective so that you can get shot to cover up a crime, one that's probably less of a sin than your existence

>> No.13986666

Ow the edge

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>> No.13986682

They have a fatty and an anorexic prepare their meals and the swap plates.

>> No.13986688

Half that shit is Satanic

>> No.13986693

What is she doing to those poor cinnabuns?

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>> No.13986711

No it isn't. That literally looks like a log of shit after eating a heaping plate of spaghetti.

>> No.13986714

Badlands at it again

>> No.13986718

Stop mixing mushrooms and nut butters together and calling it meat. It resembles a curry recipe more than a meatloaf.

>> No.13986739

He isn't wearing gloves

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>> No.13986788
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>> No.13986800

All that work for a cake that ends up looking like shit from Nailed It!. What a disaster.

>> No.13986803


>go to phillipines
>all uggo 3rd worlders
>no half white cuties like this
>end up spending money for hookers on food and shit
>worst trip ever, saved only by Jolibees.

>> No.13986806
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To be fair, you need to accompany it with some nice vegan eggs.

>> No.13986808
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>> No.13986809

>Savory jello tube with mushroom chunks

>> No.13986810


That looks more like my after grog bog than salami. Fucking vegans. Meat is disgusting, so naturally I need everything I eat to look and taste as close to meat as possible.


>> No.13986815
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You called?

>> No.13986817

Smooth, over-mixed batter. Your brownies have already failed.

>> No.13986819


Except I went for dudes not yuck flaps.

>> No.13986821
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My apologies

>> No.13986824

Or, just eat fucking chorizo.


>> No.13986826

Why kosher salt? It lacks iodine, which is a very essential nutrient that is only provided in SOME natural water sources and fish - and kosher salt adds literally no benefit.

>> No.13986828

And to pay for sex, not find the one.

And these are the 3rd world uggos I spoke of, not the cuties.

>> No.13986829

Chorizo is haraam anon

>> No.13986832

Vegans torture society with these recipes.

>> No.13986833
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>> No.13986835

Glad I am not a muslim cuck then ay?

>> No.13986837


I can't talk shit that actually looks kind of good when it's done. Not 100% on the cinnamon though

>> No.13986838
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Ah, I feel like eating octopus sashimi, I'll ask this guy to cut some.

>> No.13986840

Yeah, no

Their maccas was actually pretty gross.

>> No.13986841

Not a Muslim yet. In the very near future, following the word of the Prophet (pbuh) will no longer be optional

>> No.13986846

Most recipes are built around kosher because it's easier to measure properly, and doesn't taste like fucking iodized salt. It also pinches and scatters way better.

>> No.13986853

Yeah no. I would kill you and failing that, myself before I dumbed myself down enough to be a filthy muzza.

>> No.13986855

>convert or die

Sounds like the plan is working

>> No.13986862

Well considering how many scumbags are converting, yes it seems so. Doesn't mean I will cave. You will win the war, I will win my battle. That is all that matters to me.

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>> No.13986918

I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

>> No.13986950

Why does Asia have so many fast fook cuck commercials? Honest question... because Jollybee has one like this as well. Is it the imbalance between the young male and female population?

>> No.13986953

Jolibee has two, both in this very thread

>> No.13986989

>Jam on the cream
You fukin' wot m8

>> No.13986997

It just keeps getting worse

>> No.13987003

At least this one has the decency to inform you it's trash at the beginning of the video

>> No.13987053

Do Americans really do this?

>> No.13987056

guys I really want to roll a rose blunt for my girlfriend for her birthday, we both just got our medical cards
Where can I get organic grown roses? I don't know anyone that just grows them in their backyard, I live in AZ

>> No.13987068

Don't need to employ a cashier anymore.

>> No.13987069

Get in line.

>> No.13987074
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>> No.13987076

Gotta admit I watched this as a guilty pleasure.

>> No.13987084

how is mukbang even interesting if the food doesn't seem to be way too much for the chick?

>> No.13987201

it's like a cross of falafel and curry

>> No.13987216

why do these facebook OMGBECKY vid fuckers always use self raising flour then add in extra baking powder anyway
defeats the purpose of self raising flour

>> No.13987269

Kill yourself faggot newfag cunt

>> No.13987570

>soy soy soy
wonder what its like to be a soyim.

>> No.13988290

My man!
Although you and your group better be hungry. After an hour they are nowhere near as good.

>> No.13988374

Why does that cunt do the thing where she bulges her eyes and looks left and right, what the fuck is that?

>> No.13988388

what is this show? How have they not won the Darwin Award yet?

>> No.13988411

>no king of egg fort

>> No.13988506

his friend was cuter than the bride. flips be stupid.
Damn it.

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>> No.13988561

>95% rice
>Too big to eat in one bite

>> No.13988568

Eat enough to close the lid, you got cookies for the week.

>> No.13988583

Stop post this autistic shit faggot

>> No.13988604

10x better than any superbowl series of commercials. Thanks for sharing, anon.

>> No.13988648


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