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Ja/ck/ is back with yet another chilli recipe. This time he's showing off his experience and confidence by creating the entire dish one-handed.

>> No.13988994
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That's probably the best thing he ever made.

>> No.13989056

is the whole point of this guy that he is retarded or something? wtf?

>> No.13989155

beautiful and may I say keto. bon appetite

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>> No.13989172

Someone post a webm of him cutting his soup with scissors in his latest video

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>> No.13989220

So cute

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>> No.13989293

Too bad it haven't killed her.

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>> No.13989305

all that goes through my head when I see her is - 'genetic material inadequate'
I would still cum on her face for maybe 3 months and then leave

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Started eating bugs yet /ck/?

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>> No.13989330

no you wouldn't, she has a boyfriend who's more handsome and successful and interesting than you

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>> No.13989363

thats ok
now that I think about it I probably wouldnt cum on her, she'll probably spaz out while I unload and make a mess

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>> No.13989369

"spaz out"

She gave birth to a kid this year. Do you think she doesn't know what sex is?

>> No.13989370

That looks amazing

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>> No.13989391

are you blind
shes a legit spastic

>> No.13989394

That thing really bombed.

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>> No.13989412

You're the one that needs your eyes fixed bigot.

>> No.13989415

Is this where tapeworms come from? The hell is he making?

>> No.13989426

please tell me that meat is at least a year old. I like his liberal application of tumeric.

>> No.13989431

beans are not keto but I love jack

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>> No.13989434

so is his right hand just completely dead now? it looks like he can't move it at all.

though I have to say, at least he didn't put some weird shit in there like a half a bottle of ranch dressing to make it "zesty"

>> No.13989436

No, tapeworms generally come from eating meat laced with eggs of farm animals that get contaminated by consuming human feces.

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>> No.13989448

jack isnt full keto
he *leans* keto

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>> No.13989453

kinda comfy, the grandad or whoever first put that on the menu must have learned it working in a mess hall for a mining company or the army or something.

i can never decide if Featureman is being genuine or just pranking us. He did make a song about wanting to get more internet porn spam after all. In any case, that looks like some legit Depression-Era inspired food. It's an interesting contrast to our overindulgent contemporary lives, where it's unremarkable to buy a $5 coffee every day.

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>> No.13989458

why the flour?

>> No.13989464

I want to call this "stupid normie shit" but it's actually pretty cool. Dude has a nice view from his yard as well.

>> No.13989466

Shrimps and Lobsters are bugs. They literally eat trash like cockroaches too!

>> No.13989468

Garbage plate is depression era.

>> No.13989469

most food you eat eats trash.

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>> No.13989477

I also lean Keto, I used to use a lot of beans in my Chili, now I only use 1 can in an entire pot. Cannelini/white for turkey chile and the occasional pinto or black bean when I mix in pork or beef
Pureed chickpeas make a nice addition as well

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that is a distressing amount of turmeric

>> No.13989494

he is a cool guy, it's not his fault that dumb redditors love his stuff

>> No.13989521

they got married and had a child

>> No.13989535
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wow, theres something about this thats very very depressing but I cant put my finger on it
it just has that atmosphere of grimness, very disconcerting, very unsettling
if I came home and my gf made me this I'd go into a melancholic panic attack

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>> No.13989548
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>> No.13989551

Just a focaccia

Have you ever baked before

>> No.13989561

Baby never baked bread.

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>> No.13989565

Seems like a pain in the ass

>> No.13989575
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Reddit has become obsessed with that kind of focaccia. I'm pretty sure it's bread made for photographs and not eating since all the toppings are dispersed in such a way that every piece will have something different.

>> No.13989585

>multicolored whisk
i dont know why but that pissed me off. And fuck all your colored silicone utensils too

>> No.13989592

1 liter of olive oil

>> No.13989597

I can only assume he lost a bet and had to do this.

>> No.13989598

>Mix dough
>cover dough for an hour and allow to rise
>punch dough down
>shape into loaf
>give it another hour to rise
>throw in oven
It's so easy a monkey could do it.

>> No.13989603

Does anybody have the one of the guy doing this and getting his teeth knocked out

>> No.13989609

>americans can't get garbage pla-

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>> No.13989626

I counted 10 tbsp of oil. Which is about 5 ounces.

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>> No.13989646

>TFW no hot lava gf to hug me until I pop
It's not fair bros

>> No.13989647

What a waste of scallops.

>> No.13989651

it's spaetzle

>> No.13989655

I could hug u bro
Until you pop~

>> No.13989678

Yeah, I'm thinking it's time for some honey udon

>> No.13989683

hungry boye

>> No.13989685

Kill yourself tranny faggot

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>all that goes through my head when I see her is - 'genetic material inadequate'
>I would still cum on her face for maybe 3 months and then leave

>> No.13989707

>eats vegetables which are grown using literal shit
>waaaahhh lobster eat bug

>> No.13989711

Who's this thicc semen demon

>> No.13989727

How is this a gotcha, their argument basically agrees with you unless you are actually saying you shouldn't eat veggies because they eat shit.

>> No.13989728

She runs a clothing site based around plus size clothing.

>> No.13989732

>guys look reddit talks about it so you should hate it! I have screenshots for proof!
You faggots who whine about what goes on at reddit are the only people here who use reddit. Nobody else cares what they do. Stop trying to distance yourself and just admit you use that faggy site so we can call you a faggot and move on

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>> No.13989736

Why do I always laugh at this

>> No.13989737

What are those?

>> No.13989739

>so we can call you a faggot
Jokes on you. I'm bisexual I'll suck your dick given the chance.

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>> No.13989757

That's about 600 kcal.

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>> No.13989760

most intelligent creature below man
out of respect I refuse to eat them or any other cephalopod

>> No.13989771

Aren't dolphins the most intelligent?

>> No.13989786

Spätzle werre presst, ned gschabt!

>> No.13989800

Considering it's post stroke, probably not.

>> No.13989826

Why? What's wrong with you? It's just bread.

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>> No.13989833

this would be fine if it was intentional but you justknow.jpg that Jack didn't intend for it to be that rare and he's just pretending to be unfazed because he wants to look cool

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>> No.13989853

what the fuck

>> No.13989854

Why the fuck do people like this guy?

>> No.13989900

His "fans" are Christian boomers just like him

>> No.13989902

>asparagus and radish bread

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>> No.13989912

Is he trying to cut the liquid?

>> No.13989917

Who the fuck puts ANY turmeric in chili?

>> No.13989923

>Look how juicy it is!

>> No.13989933
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oh god no

>> No.13989958

He just wants to feel alive, anon.

>> No.13989966

I think I know what it is
seeing a landscape made out of food feels like a mockery of nature
its like making a fleshy teddybear out of actual bear meat, in essence recreating a cadaver in the image of the living thing, its deeply unsettling
it also makes no culinary sense to lay out the ingredients like that so it feels like both a mockery of food and the sanctity of nature, it is insufficient as a medium of both visual art and culinary art and overall just fills me with the feeling of despair reminding me that life is an ephemeral abstracted canvas

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He can't even eat a taco right WTF!

>> No.13989979

Debatable. Cephalopods are REALLY smart, but also basically alien. Dolphins are more relatable, but also rapey as fuck.

>> No.13989980

Whatever you're taking, reduce the amount by half because it's fucking you up

>> No.13989985

post jack's biggest atrocity l wanna see how bad it really is

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Remember that you asked for this

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My pick.

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>> No.13990019

>using a kitchen knife to cut wood

>> No.13990025

what a waste of a superior food product

>> No.13990034

>it just broke
>continues trying to use it

>> No.13990051

Why are fats like this?

>> No.13990058

Now that's what I call instant noodles.

>> No.13990068
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>> No.13990070

>crushes up the crisps first
>no other fillings to contrast with the crisps, just crumbs and butter

This made the Queen weep

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>> No.13990076

It would be a lot better without the shit eating grin on his face. Still want to try this though.

>> No.13990084

I have no idea how to open a coconut.

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>> No.13990105

to be fair theres no way to open a mature coconut without clamps
they did ok, but still women so 4/10

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>smears soy oil onto bread
>scrapes crumb-infused soy oil back into tub
>takes a fresh scoop of non-crumbed soy oil from the other side of the tub

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>> No.13990244

do black people really do this??

>> No.13990279

>leave raw cookie dough in a hot car for an hour
Someone please do this and report back.

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>> No.13990291

Why is ben shapiro so happy?

>> No.13990295

What's wrong with this? Looks pretty tasty to me.

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>> No.13990305

Have tried them all. they technically work but there's no need

>> No.13990313

JIMMINY CRICKET. Someone needs to tell this nibba that you can't prepare ground meat rare.

>> No.13990319

oh no

>> No.13990323

SO much powder

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>> No.13990346

I want some of your stuff

>> No.13990347

hollywood should be carpet bombed

>> No.13990359

> i wanna taste the cheese
It is

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There are no Jews here, a Frenchman and a Turk

>> No.13990382

We call this CREMAH

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>> No.13990403

Divorce really fucks you up

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>> No.13990408

never married... he's a ahem... confirmed bachelor

>> No.13990412

Holy shit this is stupid.

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>> No.13990417

I want to call you an "incel faggot", so I will.

>> No.13990423

I'm not convinced this qualifies as either meat or loaf

>> No.13990424

do l need to carve the pig while it's still alive for the authentic chinese tortured animal flavor?

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Technically you can just terrify it for a few days before a regular slaughter to get the same effect, but some people insist on going authentic

>> No.13990439

It's not the same without the music

Here, have the version with sound.

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>> No.13990456

Why does he just plop a meaty fist knuckle-first on the cheese when he tries to cut it? Do Americans actually learn to cut like that instead of grasping the object?

>> No.13990458

> carve
why have you reminded me
i want so much to forget it

>> No.13990464

"""""plus""""" """""sized"""""

>> No.13990466

All that work for literally the easiest bread to make.

>> No.13990469

That's actually the correct way to cut things. Keep your finger tips tucked in or pointed down so you avoid cutting your fingers. His technique looks retarded but it's actually correct.

>> No.13990474

I'll be damned. I always use my fingertips but I curve my finger so that my knuckles act as a sort of guard.

>> No.13990475

Well it ain't minus sized.

>> No.13990487

Also I'm going to add that the main point of that technique is usually for when you are cutting things fast and close. Which is what Jack isn't doing.

>> No.13990490

I agree.

I feel the same about the turducken

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Fun fact : he was sued for this video

>> No.13990559

What do you mean - sued. For what?

>> No.13990572

Hit on the eyes you goons

>> No.13990575


>> No.13990579

The panini press omelette maker thing. It blew up in his video so the company was going to sue because Jack's video made it look like the product can just randomly explode on you. When the truth is that Jack used it improperly in his video.

>> No.13990581

fuck wrong video

>> No.13990584
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He's using the cooper chef, you are supposed to not latch it while cooking , jack latch anyway after it's exploded (twice) he called the product defective and dangerous. The company sued him (bcs he have a large audience) and he was forced to re made another video

original video:

remade :

>> No.13990588

His redo video.

>> No.13990621

>he doesn't cook with lava

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>> No.13990643

does anybody have some disgusting mukbang?

>> No.13990652

i have some disgusting gangbang if u want
real nasty midget shit

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>> No.13990667

Nobody wants to watch one of these fucking things, let alone three.

>> No.13990671

For me this is peak Jack. The lack of a child's understanding of displacement, the stone cold oil. Should have sent a poet.

>> No.13990674


bug lady eating a cat

>> No.13990682

love me some featureman

>> No.13990687

i fucking hate backwards asian culture

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>> No.13990698

>"I now know why you cry"

>> No.13990707

>quick and easy guacamole
So all guacamole?

oh wait, what is this.

>> No.13990715

people say this this “cultural food”,it’s not. I share the same culture as her and in no way do we ever eat these foods unless living in an extremely impoverished area with little to no food and she clearly is not in a financial state where she has to do this. She’s doing this all for show and it’s sick. edit: further explanation- eating cats is outlawed where she lives. she is getting it unethically and her own government even told its citizens to not eat cat because of rabies risk,the issue is ethical consumption. there’s a difference between consuming livestock raised for consumption as opposed to finding an animal and eating it for show.

>> No.13990722

And it's longer and more complicated than making guac using tools.
Veganism causes brain retardation

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Well in the UK you're not allowed to legally own anything sharper than a teaspoon (and that requires a photo ID and license to purchase), so you have to be creative to make things.

>> No.13990737

why didn't they just put the stuff in when they cooked the cornbread thef irst time???

>> No.13990752

Because that's the way Momma made it

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>> No.13990932

How does he get out?!

>> No.13990934

Perfect medium rare tbqh

>> No.13990938

Why would he?

>> No.13990944

Yeah, that's a good point.

>> No.13990968

He just uses the eggsit.

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>> No.13991010

Pro tip: make a burrito, wrap it in foil, stick it on your car dash, fuck around with your friends, come back and boom, a hot meal.

>> No.13991026

Did he suffer another stroke?

>> No.13991035

No. His arm still hasn't recovered from that stroke back in 2018.

>> No.13991036

>but also basically alien
not remotely.

>> No.13991038

recipe said cut sauce with water
he must have thought cut the sauce with a scissor

>> No.13991047

That is sad. Jfc... smDh

>> No.13991073

Go back

>> No.13991091

Dude, people die in cars cuz they get too hot. It's against the law to leave babies and animals in cars. Of course it would slow bake cookie dough.

>> No.13991095

No bigots on 4channel

>> No.13991098

What did I just watch.

>> No.13991106

He's cutting up whole canned tomatoes

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>> No.13991111

Kill yourself niggerfaggot

>> No.13991120

I don't have time for single IQ bigots.

>> No.13991135

Laura In The Kitchen is mai waifu

>> No.13991155

> not sara

>> No.13991158

>make something that tastes absolutely nothing like a dish but kinda vaguely looks similar
>its dish but vegan lol

>> No.13991159

more like floora in the bitch-en

>> No.13991162

*shouts with an Italian accent in your direction*

>> No.13991164

what a stupid lawsuit. clearly they just wanted to spook him, there's no way he would've been found liable

>> No.13991177

Yeah pasta peperdocello faggotini

Sara is the ck queen

>> No.13991195

yas queen forever
fuck tha haters

>> No.13991320

You can see that she has a big heart.

>> No.13991462

>insists on having his dead arm ON the table which highlights the dead arm on video

>> No.13991467

What's the point of having a latch then other than securing it during storage? Idiots are bound to do what Jack did anyway. Maybe who ever designed this piece of shit should've made it so that a high pressure situation wouldn't be possible.

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>there's no way he would've been found liable

>> No.13991494

such a waste of dough, could have made pizzas with it

>> No.13991505

A hustle, baby.

>> No.13991523

Meh tier cook and the stroke didn't help.

>> No.13991528

Mush, mush, pasta. The flavors seem like they'd be okay but fuck me vegan meals are not appealing.

>> No.13991529

aliens from xcom

>> No.13991531

How is recycling a hustle

>> No.13991535

Syrup on burger can actually be good in moderation.

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These fuckers are making money by selling popsicles to business-rodents and then taking those red stained sticks to a construction company for rodents to make even more money. It's all a hustle, if you watched the movie you'd know.

>> No.13991567

What is that thing?

>> No.13991568

like kingfu hustle?
i like that movie

>> No.13991576

How have you never heard or seen "Zootopia" since it premiered? Especially since you browse 4chan?

>> No.13991579

Have you guys ever tried a little bit of honey on pizza? Its actually really good

>> No.13991594

more like 1200

>> No.13991607

i saw kungfu hustle
is it similar? because i liked kungfu hustle
zootopia sounds like a communist adaptation of animal farm desu

>> No.13991643

if you liked kung fu hustle just watch god of cookery it's free on youtube

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>> No.13991691

how about another?

>> No.13991701

That actually doesn't look too bad.

>> No.13991708

Why do people do this retarded shit, I've seen the other one with the guy losing his front teeth and can't understand why anyone would think it's a good idea

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>> No.13991884

Yeah I'm sure it tasted great but I'd far rather have scallops cooked differently and a side of cornbread.

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>> No.13991971

>meat sauce: WALNUTS!
holy shit, vegans should just kill themselves-oh wait... They already are : ^ )

>> No.13991996

This is a decent recipe for hong shao rou. Follows the basic steps. Not sure why youd waste ginger and green onion when blanching the pork though.

>> No.13992047

For flavor.

>> No.13992053

I love this man

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>> No.13992061

>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>> No.13992080

It's, "I know now why you cry."

>> No.13992088

It's a webm thread lets just have a bit of fun

>> No.13992100

based fish

>> No.13992102

Ceramic knifes are for idiots really anyway

>> No.13992111

I hate the fucking blurry shit they add to the sides of phone videos
Looks fucking terrible

>> No.13992116

And thats how you make a meat sock

>> No.13992145

tequila ripper

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>> No.13992191

People are dumb, more news at eleven

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based fish eating large centipede.
one of those niggas revealed himself from under my dash while I was driving and I almost crashed.

t. live in hawaii

>> No.13992239

Social media is a plague on the world

>> No.13992247

I place my hand over the knife to hold the object in place while i cut

>> No.13992326

well they are odd creatures, they have DNA that is very unique to them and they very frequently edit their own RNA.

>> No.13992344

I have been away from JACK for a while. What happened to his arm?

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>> No.13992361

Stroke back in 2018. And as you can see in a video he posted a few days ago, it is still dead.

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The muscle in his right arm has atrophied so much that he looks like a coomer.

>> No.13992375

>cuts his soup

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>> No.13992386

>i-is that a female girl?!!
>oh no
>I'm go-
>I'm gonna
>ravioli explodes

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>> No.13992416

salt is too spicy

>> No.13992420

Chinese. Terrible creatures.

>> No.13992422

ngl, probably worth the effort.

>> No.13992425

It's been like 3 fucking years and I still don't know if I fucking hate this man or love him. The fucking shit he pulls...

>> No.13992426

>Use tomato

>> No.13992433

Whale shark

>> No.13992443

never heard of that, they sound cool from what i read. thanks

>> No.13992453

What you described is the correct way.
There's a time and place for the class grip though
The Bock of packaged cheese wasn't it

>> No.13992455

There's charm to be found in failure.

>> No.13992460

What is this?

>> No.13992469

>that look of proudness as he pours the syrup or whatever over that huge ass cone of air
He's the owner, isn't he?

>> No.13992484

>Claw grip
T. Phonefag

>> No.13992508

He tried making a batter using corn starch and accidentally make oobleck.

>> No.13992521

What in the fuck? She is a literal spastic, look it up. What does that have to do with sex anyway?

>> No.13992525

Bloody hell, it bit her too hahahahaha.

>> No.13992530

Well, it's hideous, but at least it seems to be fully coo...
Never mind.

>> No.13992535

genetic material inadequate is right, I'd never have enough semen to give her

>> No.13992541

nice, friend of mine has one they don't use so I'll have one of those soon, very neat.

>> No.13992549

I know of 3 ways to make them, and i like the scraped ones the most. But this animal takes a knife to do it, absolute animal!

>> No.13992562

At this point you can just stop pretending to not be an animal and drop the act with the clothes and that human smile.

>> No.13992622

This has gotta be the furthest we've ever made without eggman popping up.

>> No.13992624

Looks nice, i might try this with chicken and buttermilk.

>> No.13992682

I feel sad for this man, can i please cook something for him?

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>> No.13992715

>who's eating who now you fucking squint eyed bug bitch!?

>> No.13992863

what's her deal? Parkinson's? Muscular Dystrophy?

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jesus christ

>> No.13992930

my left arm hurts just watching this, do Americans really?

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this was pretty depressing desu

>> No.13993139

he looks like he aged 40 years in 10 years

>> No.13993275

>chaotic good

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>> No.13993622

so quirky funy girl omg i love cheese n pizza xDD im not liek other girls lol!!!

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>American cheese
Absolutely disgusting

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Fuck you all of you fucking retards and jannies.
I enjoy watching retard videos of jack but can't stand making fun of the fact that he is going to die soon.
> durr durrr but he cooks bad he must die for that.
KYS fat fucks, he is a living joke but doesn't deserve incels living in their mom's basements wish him to die only because he is a moron

>> No.13993809

So isch recht!

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>> No.13994006

I would.

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