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>coconut
>isn't a nut

>> No.13993377
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>>13993344
>rapeseed
>isn't a rapist

>> No.13993397
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>>13993344
>eggs Benedict
>my name's not Benedict, also ask more nicely please

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>watermelons
>aren't boobies

>> No.13993460

>>13993344
Actually, it is. It is a tree nut.

>> No.13993494
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>black sesame
>it’s more of a dark grey, graphite if anything

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>croissant
>isn't a cat

>> No.13993827
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>walnut
>I harvest them from my walls all the time

>> No.13995104
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>Fish sticks
>They aren't sticks that have been fished out of the sea
>Popcorn
>It's not popped corn kernels
>Peanuts
>They aren't nuts that have been peed on
What kind of idiot names these things?

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>Lobsters
>They don't lob anything

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>cookies
>you bake them

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>baguette
>it’s not a small bag, nor does it resemble one

>> No.13995169

>>13993344
>semen
>came from a feminine penis

>> No.13995222

>Muffin
>Not a muff and you can't get in it

>> No.13995237
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>Turkey
>Comes from North America

>> No.13995236
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>Stir fry
>It's not stirred fries
>General Tso's chicken
>General Tso was never in possession of the chicken that you eat
>Taco
>Doesn't talk

>> No.13995241

>>13995222
>and it’s not muffin’

>> No.13995244
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>Twinkie
>Sexual preference is clearly defined and is best consumed when fresh

>> No.13995257
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>Beer
>Doesn't come from bees

>> No.13995294
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>Biscuits
>Not found in bisque's

>> No.13995325

>chestnuts
>not grown in a chest

>ham
>doesn't overact

>cantaloupe
>must have actual wedding ceremony

>> No.13995408

>roll
>it just lies there

>tuna melt
>it's the cheese that actually melts

>> No.13995451
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>Sandwich
>People get angry if there's sand

>> No.13995476
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>Hotdog
>Actually Hotpig

>> No.13995485

>Bread
>Isn't bred

>> No.13995498
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>Black tea
>Brown

>Sausage
>No sauce

>Olive oil
>Really more of a yellow color

>Pork chop
>Doesn't chop anything

>> No.13995511

>>13995104
>>Popcorn
>>It's not popped corn kernels
But that's exactly what it is?

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>carrot
>i've never particularly cared for them

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>>13995244

>> No.13995752

>>13995627
What machiavellian madness is this?

>> No.13996398

>cereal
>flakes eaten in parallel

>wry bread
>not reinforced with irony

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>Death By Chocolate
>I don't die

>> No.13996418

>>13995160
>baguette

means something like a stick in french like a wand is magic baguette so it makes sense it's called baguette you retard

>> No.13996424

>>13995530
>carrot
>it's not mold on a car

>> No.13996440

>>13996418
>baguette
>not a small ring
Fixed, happy? Jesus have a little fun

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>>13996440
a bague (ring) is small enough to fit the finger, it doesn't need ot be smaller, stop being retarded

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>>13996447
A baguette is a little ring, it has to be smaller than a finger so that it can fit around your penis

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>>13996456
>explain that stick = baguette in french
>therefore french stick shaped bread = baguette
>some anon gets assblasted because he compared it to a bag like a mouthbreather

seethe more, there's nothing I can do for you anymore

>> No.13996572

>>13993344
>coconut
>no cocoa

>> No.13996657

>>13995104
>peanut
>isn't even a nut
They're technically legumes, like peas. Hence "pea nut".

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>>13993344

>> No.13997296

grape fruit. isnt a fruit.
won ton. doesnt way a ton
barbecue. not grown at Kew Gardens
water. doesnt go "ERR"

>> No.13997401

>>13993344
>isn't filled with coca cola

>> No.13997664

>this thread
>fucking sucks

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Corndogs

>no corn
>no dog

>> No.13997755

>>13995237
Turkeys were named so because the first europeans mistook them as Turkish peafowl you dingus