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>YOGGURT
>PESTA
>OHLIV OHL
>riSAWTTO

>> No.14000391

lovely

>> No.14000397

>>14000377
Salt and peppa

>> No.14000398

Why are Americans so bad at transcribing accents

>> No.14000403

>>14000398
Why can’t Euro’s just speak properly?
>inb4 Euro seethe
OI NICE WONGY BONGY TEA, GUVNAH

>> No.14000448

>>14000377
Does anyone here actually make risotto? I've never once made it.

>> No.14000464

>>14000448
desu it is not that great. its just sticky rice with shit in it. would prefer a nice jasmine rice any time of the day.

>> No.14000474

>>14000464
it's not meant to be great. it's more of a flex because you have to know what you're doing and it's really easy to screw up in the process

>> No.14000479

>>14000474
kind of a lame flex if it's not that good even when it turns out perfectly :\

>> No.14000495

>>14000474
>just cooking it to flex
the epiphany of a pretentious cook

>> No.14000602

>>14000403
You guys all have accents too, you’re just too retarded to call them accents

>> No.14000609

>>14000495
>using the word epiphany incorrectly
The epitome of a pretentious shitposter

>> No.14000615

>>14000602
Every other English speaking country pronounces words better. You sound like children.

>> No.14000648

>>14000615
You literally need to get a Texan to use it in a sentence to work out whether they’re saying ‘pen’ or ‘pin’

>> No.14000756

>>14000615
english is me second language. when i look the word epiphany it was translated to basically manifestation. so you are just a douchbag.

>> No.14000761

>>14000615
oops meant that guy
>>14000609

>> No.14000809

>>14000615
"everree otherr englesh speakin cuntree prownownces werrds bedder. You sawnd layk childrin"

>> No.14000812

>>14000479
>lame flex
you're on a cooking board anon what do you expect? mcchickens?

>> No.14000820
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>>14000377
you forgot
>BURGAH

>> No.14000827

Did Gordon do something to piss you all off? This has to be the sixth thread with him in the OP.

>> No.14000828

>>14000756
Looking up big words in the dictionary prior to constructing a sentence is pretentious as fuck no matter what language it’s in

>> No.14001868
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>>14000403
>seethe

>> No.14002830

>>14000809
kek, spot on

>> No.14002928

>>14000391
*loovely

>> No.14002932

Why do bongoloids even bother keeping the letter R in their alphabet if they never use it?

>> No.14002952

>>14000377
>claims to be Scottish
>has the most English accent imagineable

>> No.14002954

>>14002932
Conjure up the voice of Tim Curry drawing out the word "rather" in his most self-indulgent Nigel Thornberry voice and ask that question again.

>> No.14002960

>>14002952

Accents change pretty fluidly. I spent 3 years in southern US and I picked up an accent.

>> No.14002964

>>14002954
Conjure up my dick in your ass

>> No.14002977

>>14002964
Good argument, limp-wit.

>> No.14002989

>>14002960
Explain Jackie Chan

>> No.14002992
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>>14000602
I'm from Mass, I will gleefully admit that I have what the rest of the world calls a "Boston accent", because I'm proud of where I'm from. Fact is, though, willfully pronouncing words from other languages wrong isn't an accent thing. It's just being a dumbass.

Bet you say JAH-LA-PEEN-OH if someone asks you what pic related is

>> No.14002997

>>14002989
He lives in and works out of China and speaks nearly a dozen languages, none of them fluently.

>> No.14003006

>>14002952
He's from Scotland, but he spent all the formative years of his childhood in the same town where Shakespeare was raised. It's basically the same as CHIs who were born in Mexico but have lived in Cali or Texas since the age of two acting like they're as Mexican as people who've spent their whole lives south of the border.

>> No.14003012

>>14002977
My wit may be limp, but I assure you my dick is hard.

>> No.14003615

>>14002992
Say the word ‘croissant’ out loud and get back to me

>> No.14003669

>>14000474
>you have to know what you're doing and it's really easy to screw up in the process
no you don't. it's fucking risotto. why must italians always pretend like their food is something elaborate and dificult to grasp? it's not, it's fucking easy. tasty yes, but also fucking easy

>> No.14003699

Generic Australian
Texan
Boston
Kiwi
Generic Canadian

Power Gap

UK shit

>> No.14003875

>>14000820
i always hear it as BOIGAH

>> No.14003878

>>14000403
>literally our language
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T BE ENGLISH AND USE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE YOU HAVE TO SAY AND WRITE EVERYTHING IN OUR SHITTY MUTT SPEAK REEEEEEEE

Seethe more, Americunt.

>> No.14003899

>>14003878
>our

>> No.14003942

>>14000377
Literally, just, literally a knob of buttah
Literally just slide that in

>> No.14004096

>>14000397
sault

>> No.14004101

>The briddish accent!!

Which one, faggot?

>> No.14004136

>>14000756
An epiphany is specifically a divine manifestation.
It's more commonly used metaphorically, to describe an important idea appearing in your mind. Like a moment of Eureka, but more spiritual.

>> No.14004463

>>14002932
"whay do bongerloids eeven bawtherr keepin the ledder ARRH in theirr alpherbet if they nayverr use et?"

>> No.14004500

>>14000397
mommy pig

>> No.14004626

>>14003878
>Accent lost rhotacism after American independence, as well-evidenced by British spelling still preserving Rs at the end of words where they're no longer pronounced
>BUT IT'S OUR LANGUAGE
Cope, British English is spoken by a minority and significantly more divergent than American English. It was your language, it's ours now.

>> No.14004859

>>14002932
>>14004626


Cornish and Bristol accents pronounce R's at the end of words and it actually sounds worse

>my loverrr

>> No.14004866

>>14003942
dont forger just a drizzle of olive oil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsTWFsEi0aE

>> No.14006239

>>14004859
West Country aka Pirate accent owns

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>>14000377
>'erbs
>Fill-ay

>> No.14006888

>>14004626
>rhotacism is the only feature in a language

>> No.14006915

>>14003615
cwass ont

>> No.14006936

>>14000403
Raht, why don't we all just dun speak like good ol' murricans pardner. Yee haw.

>> No.14007429

>>14006878
he doesn't pronounce fillet like that

>> No.14007560

>LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIES
>THE MOST AMAZING
>YOU DONKEY
>ANYWHERE
>BLOODY HELL

>> No.14007657

And literally... just...lightly...right on thehhr.

>> No.14007701

>>14000648
I have never once in my life met a Texan with a thick drawl.

>> No.14007850

>>14000398
because all your accents sound like a violent gay orgy

>> No.14007918

how come in britbong, when a word has a "TH" in it, its pronounced with an "F"?
so like "thing" sounds like "fing"?

do their mouths not work over there? is that why every european accent sounds like gibberish?

>> No.14008215

>>14007918
It's not in general. A lot of stupid people do that though. Every single person who lives in like a poor, council estate area will speak like that though. It's kind of comparable to niggerspeak in america.

>> No.14008300

>>14000377
The jealousy is practically palpable
How does it feel knowing you're too cucked to have a language named after your country?

>> No.14008307

>>14007918
Most inexplicably is when instead of saying NO, they say NOAH.
It's a lower working class thing.

>> No.14008310

>>14007429
I'm not french

>> No.14008339

risotto is so boring

why do fancy places all make that meme dish

>> No.14008341

>>14004626
Except in many of the original colonies the rhotic R was never even brought over, see New York and other east coast accents

>> No.14008347

>>14007918
Why not?

>> No.14008362

>>14008307
thats north

>> No.14008370

>>14000448
It's nice. Chuck in some sausage, soffritto, tastes good.

>> No.14008387

>>14000377
>L I T E R A L L Y

>> No.14008586
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>>14006936
That's the most pathetic attempt at a southern accent I've seen in text form, you fucking euros can't do anything right.

>> No.14008658

>>14008362
The whole of the North is lower working class

>> No.14008659

>>14000602
3
Three
TH- TH- TH- reeeee

>FREE!

This is how retarded bongs are.

>> No.14008667

>>14000820
He wears too much makeup and has had too many weird procedures done to his face and hair. It's really embarrassing watching a man unable to cope with aging like that.

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>>14008300
Like ours superanuates two entire continents in importance.

>> No.14008934

>>14008586
it's literally correct though, you retard

>> No.14008962

>>14008658
yes.

>> No.14008982

>>14008659
>The British Accent.
>The.
>The accent that they have in england. The british one.

based 60iq walmart shart hogs

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14009410

that's the thin crust?

>> No.14009427

you ever hear him say croissant back in the day

>> No.14009501

>>14000398
This, it's honestly embarrassing how deaf Americans are.
In what world is a southern accent supposed to have an 'E' sound in pasta?

>> No.14009539

>>14000648
one time i was ordering a salad in south east georgia. she asked what kind of dressing i wanted?
i said ranch, quite clearly.
her reply was "fraaanch?"

depends on where you are in america, but the state of some areas... you might be dealing with inbred cabbage patch people with zero sense and even less language comprehension.

happens up north too, so don't take this as a dig against the south.

>> No.14009559

>>14004463
>all Americans have a southern drawl
And all brits talk like cockneys.

>> No.14009568 [DELETED] 

>>14003878
The World Language Is American English.

>> No.14009586 [DELETED] 

one thing americans dont realize is that everyone outside of london is a low class provincial subhuman

they only meet posh londoners so they dont't realize the island is full of garbage, but europeans know better. (We always know better, we're the only humans on the planet)

>> No.14009635

>>14008701
>superanuates
What?

>> No.14009646

>>14009568
No such thing mate.
It's English. American English is what seething Americans that can handle the fact they don't have there own language call it.

>> No.14009660

>>14009586
You're talking shit.
Most of London isn't even European, let alone English.

>> No.14009668

>>14009646
the world speaks english because of America, not because of some tiny irrelevant island.

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>>14009658
>Americans actually believe this

>> No.14009673

>>14009660
yeah there's only a handful of respectable brits left, but they're all in london.

>>14009670
not american
cope on nigel

>> No.14009677

Why can't Brits accept that they have been cucked and usurped by their former colony?

>> No.14009684

>>14009673
Nigel is the least popular male name in the UK.
You retards can't even do stereotypes correctly.

>> No.14009692

>>14009684
don't care
stay seething and enjoy those US food standards

>> No.14009947

>>14009559
That's not a southern drawl in particular, it's just how you all sound in general

>> No.14010104

>>14008586
Which southern accent? Cowpoke, redneck, louisiana/yat, texan, appalachian, dixie? There is no single "southern" accent.

>> No.14010135

>jag-you-ah
>ri-sah-to
>Nissn
Why are bongs too retarded to pronounce words from other languages correctly?

>> No.14010366

https://youtu.be/FaIynhb0twk

>accordions on the shallots
>uses half a bottle of olive oil
>says "literally" every 5 seconds
>constantly repeats himself

>> No.14010469

>>14000809
not bad, not bad.

>> No.14010485

>>14006936
Ai rehckin ya need some wurk on yer southern accent pahrtner.

>> No.14010492

>>14004626
Not every British accent has rhotisicm you dumb cunt. I go down my street and the people sound completely different than me.

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>Wait, WAIT!
>Look at this, does this look okay to you?
>It looks like a glass of fizzy water chef
>ITS GOT BUBBLES IN IT! Where are the bubbles from?
>They form on microscopic particles of dirt chef
>You mean you’re serving customers microscopic particles of dirt? SHUT IT DOWN!
>Ladies and gentlemen i regret to inform you that the restaurant is closed. its come to my attention we have been serving fizzy drinks with microscopic particles of dirt in them.
disgusted looks from customers
>Oi fuckface, how dare you serve that
>i respect your customers too much to serve the microscopic particles of dirt.