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What's his best recipe?

>> No.14030356

>>14030339
The American way: Stroke 101

>> No.14030362

>>14030339
Buffalo burger

>> No.14030781

>>14030339
Tammy is a lucky lady

>> No.14030784

He should rename his show to "stroking with jack"

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>>14030339
Twice Cooked Salmon

>> No.14030849

>>14030800
For me it's church chili with year old frozen brisket

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Love me a ja/ck/ thread

>> No.14031713

>>14030800
How can one man be so oblivious to his own ridiculeness?

>> No.14031720

>>14031713
Is he really this inept, or is he master troll?

>> No.14031743

>>14030339
People that stick their tongue out like this to eat deserve extermination. fucking disgusting sub human behavior.

>> No.14031758

>>14031720
yes like chris chan and DSP he's only pretending to be retarded

>> No.14031786

>>14030339
Why does he eat like that

>> No.14031844
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>>14030339
His famous boiled diaper

>> No.14031851

>>14031844
Dear god that is ghastly. What the fuck is that even supposed to be

>> No.14031861

>>14031851
An "omelette" that one boils in a Ziploc bag. Lazy man's omelette I believe??

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>>14031671
>Goes to gym
>Immediately heads on over to Arbys

>> No.14031947

>picking on a disabled and crippled man

You're all monsters

>> No.14032195

>>14031947
Perhaps.
But imagine the vinegary bitterness of Tams unwashed dilated asshole.

>> No.14032406

>>14032195
for some reason in spite of everything I think it would taste like mayonnaise

>> No.14032754

>>14031905
Its ja/ck/. Are you surprised?

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>>14030339

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>>14032811

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>> No.14032842

>>14032831
Uhhhhh what?

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>> No.14032854

>>14032817
"Look how juicy it is!"

>> No.14032857

>>14032811
>>14032817
modern meat doesn't have salmonella

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>>14030339
this was his masterstroke. a pure stroke of genius.

>> No.14032921

>>14030339
Beating and chocking his son until he bled from his eyes

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>>14031786
practice makes perfect

>> No.14033005

>>14030800
I'd like the nuwave pulled pork please. If it's not too much to ask id like to request that chef Jack struggle to pull apart the undercooked pork by my side of the table. To hear his frustrated grunts and the mushy squelch sound the pork makes is a once in a lifetime experience.

>> No.14033202

>>14032854
>can you believe that? hya hya beautiful!

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>>14031671
Stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

>> No.14033339

>>14030339
Anyone watched the recent Jack on the Go videos? They're hilarious. The one where Jack rages at the Olive Garden app because he's literally less than 50 iq is incredible.

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>>14030800
I'll start with the Bean Dip with Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos. Cool Ranch is fine, thanks.
I'd like the Church Chili and can we make sure the brisket is aged longer than a year please?
Let's also get the Spaghetti & Spring Vegetables salad with a double helping of the Lazy Man's Garlic Bread.
For dessert, the Romantic Dinner Cheesecake.
Then fucking electrocute me as I eat the last bite.

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>>14033499
for here or to go sir ?

>> No.14033615

>>14032932
such form
using the tongue to guide the pizza into his maw, welcoming it gently before sinking his teeth into it without a shred of mercy or dignity as a piece of pepperonni and a bit of cheese escape his grasp, a tiny reminder that he can't do a single fucking thing right
and a gaze that says if it weren't for his stroke, he would have reached for the morsel with his right hand and pushed it between his greasy lips

>> No.14033619

>>14030339
>goes keto
>eats a shitton of animal fat
he's going to make it

>> No.14033658

>>14033339
Leave it to jack to order takeout from olive garden

>> No.14033703

>>14033615
I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's pre both strokes.

>> No.14033711

>>14033703
sweet fuck I forgot he had two

>> No.14033723

>>14033703
Nah, its in between the first and second one

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How the fuck has nobody posted Party Cheese Salad yet? It looks fucking revolting, even for Jack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>> No.14033760

>>14033711
>>14033723
The sweet spot before it got real but was still medically amusing

>> No.14033808

>>14031861
It's called sous vide.

>> No.14033886

>>14033711
Nothing can kill jack. Strokes, diabetes, kidney stones... you name it

>> No.14033999

>>14033886
imagine being jack, but you cant even kys.

>> No.14034126

>>14033808
Imagine being such a faggot that you can't cook an omelet the normal way

>> No.14034138

>>14032932
this is what he does when french kissing

>> No.14034659

>>14033748
This is Jack's masterpiece

>> No.14035017

>>14033222
Stare into the arbyss, the arbyss stares back.

>> No.14035039
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>>14033808
i don't think sous vide involves some of these and a boiling pot of water...

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