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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Anonymous Mon May 4 11:20:04 2020 No.14030339 [DELETED]

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What's his best recipe?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 11:23:02 2020 No.14030356 >>14030339 The American way: Stroke 101

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 11:24:05 2020 No.14030362 >>14030339 Buffalo burger

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 13:07:37 2020 No.14030781 >>14030339 Tammy is a lucky lady

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 13:08:07 2020 No.14030784 He should rename his show to "stroking with jack"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 13:12:06 2020 No.14030800 File: 233 KB, 666x1101, 1451599948404.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14030339 Twice Cooked Salmon

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 13:22:14 2020 No.14030849 >>14030800 For me it's church chili with year old frozen brisket

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 16:46:22 2020 No.14031671 File: 1.14 MB, 1185x653, 1j.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Love me a ja/ck/ thread

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:00:02 2020 No.14031713 >>14030800 How can one man be so oblivious to his own ridiculeness?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:01:36 2020 No.14031720 >>14031713 Is he really this inept, or is he master troll?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:09:01 2020 No.14031743 >>14030339 People that stick their tongue out like this to eat deserve extermination. fucking disgusting sub human behavior.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:13:29 2020 No.14031758 >>14031720 yes like chris chan and DSP he's only pretending to be retarded

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:20:21 2020 No.14031786 >>14030339 Why does he eat like that

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:38:22 2020 No.14031844 File: 1.25 MB, 1280x720, Jakc Diaper.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14030339 His famous boiled diaper

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:39:45 2020 No.14031851 >>14031844 Dear god that is ghastly. What the fuck is that even supposed to be

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:41:12 2020 No.14031861 >>14031851 An "omelette" that one boils in a Ziploc bag. Lazy man's omelette I believe??

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:50:21 2020 No.14031905 File: 2.05 MB, 404x366, HZKEK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14031671 >Goes to gym >Immediately heads on over to Arbys

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 17:59:40 2020 No.14031947 >picking on a disabled and crippled man You're all monsters

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 18:51:09 2020 No.14032195 >>14031947 Perhaps. But imagine the vinegary bitterness of Tams unwashed dilated asshole.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 19:24:13 2020 No.14032406 >>14032195 for some reason in spite of everything I think it would taste like mayonnaise

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:31:11 2020 No.14032754 >>14031905 Its ja/ck/. Are you surprised?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:41:28 2020 No.14032811 File: 150 KB, 899x653, jack chicken.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14030339

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:42:32 2020 No.14032817 File: 2.74 MB, 640x360, chicken jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14032811

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:43:57 2020 No.14032831 File: 2.66 MB, 1920x1080, cheddar jack.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:44:59 2020 No.14032841 File: 1.19 MB, 2204x1840, jack.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:45:00 2020 No.14032842 >>14032831 Uhhhhh what?

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:46:02 2020 No.14032853 File: 2.77 MB, 853x480, vintage jack pizza(before the arm incident).webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:46:03 2020 No.14032854 >>14032817 "Look how juicy it is!"

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:46:29 2020 No.14032857 >>14032811 >>14032817 modern meat doesn't have salmonella

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:51:59 2020 No.14032890 File: 1.49 MB, 1270x717, Screenshot_2020-05-04 cooking with jack compilation.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14030339 this was his masterstroke. a pure stroke of genius.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:57:17 2020 No.14032921 >>14030339 Beating and chocking his son until he bled from his eyes

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 20:58:16 2020 No.14032932 File: 2.89 MB, 1920x1080, how to eat pussy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14031786 practice makes perfect

Anonymous Mon May 4 21:13:28 2020 No.14033005

>>14030800
I'd like the nuwave pulled pork please. If it's not too much to ask id like to request that chef Jack struggle to pull apart the undercooked pork by my side of the table. To hear his frustrated grunts and the mushy squelch sound the pork makes is a once in a lifetime experience.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:44:12 2020 No.14033202 >>14032854 >can you believe that? hya hya beautiful!

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 21:48:26 2020 No.14033222 File: 30 KB, 339x412, 48A4D967-D4C3-4B50-BA1F-EED49F41C581.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14031671 Stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:12:05 2020 No.14033339 >>14030339 Anyone watched the recent Jack on the Go videos? They're hilarious. The one where Jack rages at the Olive Garden app because he's literally less than 50 iq is incredible.

Anonymous Mon May 4 22:35:27 2020 No.14033499
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>>14030800
I'll start with the Bean Dip with Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch Doritos. Cool Ranch is fine, thanks.
I'd like the Church Chili and can we make sure the brisket is aged longer than a year please?
Let's also get the Spaghetti & Spring Vegetables salad with a double helping of the Lazy Man's Garlic Bread.
For dessert, the Romantic Dinner Cheesecake.
Then fucking electrocute me as I eat the last bite.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:43:52 2020 No.14033541 File: 16 KB, 480x360, hqdefault[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033499 for here or to go sir ?

Anonymous Mon May 4 22:53:11 2020 No.14033615

>>14032932
such form
using the tongue to guide the pizza into his maw, welcoming it gently before sinking his teeth into it without a shred of mercy or dignity as a piece of pepperonni and a bit of cheese escape his grasp, a tiny reminder that he can't do a single fucking thing right
and a gaze that says if it weren't for his stroke, he would have reached for the morsel with his right hand and pushed it between his greasy lips

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:53:23 2020 No.14033619 >>14030339 >goes keto >eats a shitton of animal fat he's going to make it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 22:59:27 2020 No.14033658 >>14033339 Leave it to jack to order takeout from olive garden

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:07:43 2020 No.14033703 >>14033615 I might be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's pre both strokes.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:08:44 2020 No.14033711 >>14033703 sweet fuck I forgot he had two

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:10:43 2020 No.14033723 >>14033703 Nah, its in between the first and second one

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:14:18 2020 No.14033748 File: 2.36 MB, 1930x998, tasty.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How the fuck has nobody posted Party Cheese Salad yet? It looks fucking revolting, even for Jack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:15:36 2020 No.14033760 >>14033711 >>14033723 The sweet spot before it got real but was still medically amusing

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:20:45 2020 No.14033808 >>14031861 It's called sous vide.

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:35:07 2020 No.14033886 >>14033711 Nothing can kill jack. Strokes, diabetes, kidney stones... you name it

>>	Anonymous Mon May 4 23:54:17 2020 No.14033999 >>14033886 imagine being jack, but you cant even kys.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:14:47 2020 No.14034126 >>14033808 Imagine being such a faggot that you can't cook an omelet the normal way

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:19:11 2020 No.14034138 >>14032932 this is what he does when french kissing

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 03:02:39 2020 No.14034659 >>14033748 This is Jack's masterpiece

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:38:43 2020 No.14035017 >>14033222 Stare into the arbyss, the arbyss stares back.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 05:45:53 2020 No.14035039 File: 17 KB, 500x500, sousvide.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14033808 i don't think sous vide involves some of these and a boiling pot of water...

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