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>> No.14032496
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Based on what? Can you be more clear?

>> No.14033299

I can confirm that both these videos are based

>> No.14034176
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>> No.14034231
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>> No.14034237
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>> No.14034250

>>14034222
My first question is why.

But closely behind that is: how? How are you meant to eat that in a public setting without looking like a disgusting animal?

>> No.14034253
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>>14034250
>How are you meant to eat that in a public setting without looking like a disgusting animal?
anon, you're supposed to eat like a pig because its quirky and fun,don't forget to do your soylent face

>> No.14034276
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>> No.14034312

>>14032111
>Mitochondria the powerhouse of the cell
pre internet meme

>> No.14034323
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>> No.14034328

>>14034214
Americans really?

>> No.14034338

>>14034271
Double soy latte.

>> No.14034385

>>14034312
It generates most of the energy that is needed by a cell to power chemical reactions. So it's quite literary a "powerhouse".

>>14032111
Hears are good and tasty. Not sure I would want this in a burger.

>> No.14034400

>>14034328
This is actually swiss. It's raclette and is usually made with the cheese with the same name.

>> No.14034425

>>14034323
how does she not get up to shit the whole time?

>> No.14034455

>>14034323
Imagine

>> No.14034463
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>> No.14034474

>>14032111
>based
>keto

cringe

>> No.14034520

>>14034209
>>14034200
>>14034176
This shit is about 2 Litres of volume away from being a HowToBasic video tutorial. Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>> No.14034531

>>14034338
fucking Kek

>> No.14034552

>>14032496
Serves her right for trying to eat such intelligent animal alive like a fucking barbarian. Disgusting. She looks like a whiny cunt too.

>> No.14034576

>>14034463
Nice fucking job sneaking nut the only jack think that blends in naturally is the burg at 16 seconds. Everything else is just too gross and out of place.

>> No.14034582

>>14034271
>Ok just stay still and gimme a smile
>Ok nic... Really we just spent 300000 yen on this and you waste my time by making a soy expression.
>Ok the latte is ruined here take your cameras and enjoy your filth.

>> No.14034589

>>14034276
Mom says to take of your shoes before you get in the house

>> No.14034623

>>14034231
>doesnt even fucking work

>> No.14034890

>>14034176
First of all that's about five pounds of cheddar. This thing may not be all that bad if you omit that bit of retardation.

>> No.14034899

>>14032496
goddamn fucking asians mate..

>> No.14034989

>>14034227
why wouldn't you just hold the cheese perpendicular to the hot do so it's evenly covered

>> No.14035001

>>14032111
>gayto buns

>> No.14035020

>>14034323
do americans really?

>> No.14035122

>>14034237
This would be good if they stopped at the first scoop

>> No.14035155

Does anyone have the webm of the women's federation egg curry or whatever it was

>> No.14036026

>>14034463
Holy shit I lost

>> No.14036265

>>14034231
this person deserves to be raped

>> No.14036400

>>14034323
amerimutts really disgust me

>> No.14036485

>>14036265
I'm usually rabid to defend people from such statements but this time it's giving me pause.

>> No.14036494
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>>14034237
ITS NOT FUCKING PRACTICAL RRREEEEEEEE

>> No.14036507

>>14034231
>>14034237

I hate it when people make shit without any intention of it actually being eaten. No one who actually plans on eating the food thinks of stupid bullshit like this.

>> No.14036516

>>14034989
Because euros aren't the brightest

>> No.14036517

>>14034276

Why are there so many controllers and TVs? I don't have any friends.

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>>14034276

>> No.14036606

>>14036586
I prefer my dogs charred

>> No.14036751

>>14036606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydfxodS90Qg

>> No.14036863

>>14032111
>sugar free bacon
?

>> No.14037132

>>14036751
People who smack their mouths when they eat deserve to be gutted in the street.

>> No.14037308

>>14034176
that is horrific

>> No.14037322

>>14034200
is this a parody? (serious question)

>> No.14037342

>>14034214
>>14034227
Which cheese is that?

>> No.14037880

>>14032111
> Sugar free bacon
What the fuck? Do Americans really?

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>> No.14037942

>>14037880
yes sugar free. you put sugar in your bacon europoor?

>> No.14038049
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>>14037942
No but you amerimutts unsurprisingly do, why else would the webm specify sugar-FREE bacon?

>> No.14038120

>>14037942
No our bacon taste good. We don't have to resort to these third world tricks to make food palatable

>> No.14039272

>>14037342
raclette.

>> No.14039423

>>14034250
Knife and fork would work. But really, you're not meant to eat it. It's instagram bait for basic bitches to go in and take pictures of, take a couple bites, and toss the rest.

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>> No.14039468

>>14032496
she probably started to freak out when the beak came out lol

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>> No.14039521

>>14039510
>bean boy's dream

>> No.14039522

>>14037923
based chugger

>> No.14039523

>>14039496
Looks like it could be tasty. Too bad its ruined by all that ketchup and sugar.

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>> No.14039536

>>14039526
fuck this

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>> No.14039545

>>14032496
fucking chinks I swear

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>> No.14039559
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>> No.14039573

>>14036586
Bruh charred dogs are fucking great. One side is that smokey, sharp "cook it like it was damned to hell" charcoal'd meat flavor and the other is a supple, sweeter meat flavor. The texture/flavor combination is great, and I defy anyone to suggest otherwise. Don't get me wrong, I'll eat a well-cooked all-around dog just as fast, but nothing's wrong with those dogs. Nothing.

>> No.14039618

>>14039461
>>14039470
>>14039478
>42 foods you need to eat before you die
imagine how many of them will never open back up after the pandemic is over, might as well kill yourself now

>> No.14039624

>>14039555
Why the hell is there a random guy on the top left corner?

>> No.14039631

>>14034276
I'm guessing an 8 y/o's birthday party. If this is for literally any other reason, everyone that partook should hang themselves.

>> No.14039634

>>14039618
fucking kek it's well deserved
most are shitty food fads that overindulge with wasted byproduct anyway

>> No.14039649

>>14039624
To imagine the shits and comment on their smell.

>> No.14039650
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Thanks /ck/, you've basically put me off of eating forever. Why does everything in this thread have 5lbs of fucking cheese?

>> No.14039658

>>14032111
wtf is this crap

>> No.14039666

>>14039537
I don't get it. Why not just eat the burger with animal fries? Like, if you really want to you could just put the animal fries on top of the burger, but why waist your time doing all that other shit?

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>> No.14039688

>>14034176
Thanksgiving newb here. I've never brined a turkey before. If you took out the retarded shit (cheese block, Cheetos, and potatoes), how would this be?

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>> No.14039756

>>14039526
...this is so hideous, that I'm gonna save it and replicate it for Halloween. I'm gonna push for a company potluck just to see people's reaction.

>> No.14039759

>>14039756
Well, that's what they're for so good on you.

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>> No.14039781

>>14039759
I was so engrossed in the horror I didn't even notice the decoration. I R bufoon.

Still, I wonder if you'd be able to get the chicken green somehow that didn't involve a whole container of food dye.

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>>14039526

>> No.14039812
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>> No.14039813

>>14039531
setting a cutting board on it for 30 minutes does literally nothing

>> No.14039823
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>>14039812
One of the few things itt I'd actually try desu

>> No.14040351

>tfw disgusted yet hungry

>> No.14040369

>>14039812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dtcequpv2tg egg burger

>> No.14040381

>>14036507
Yeah, it's really annoying.
>haha what if I just dumped your side all over the burger and made you eat it with your fingers like some sort of wild monkey wouldn't that be great also it costs more than just getting your meal and side item separately because I'm creative.

>> No.14040787

>>14039770
That toast is clearly buttered.

>> No.14040907

>>14039510
If it cost 1 pound instead of 3 I'd buy and eat these all the time.

>> No.14040945

>>14032111
Do americans really put sugar in their bacon?

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>> No.14041031

>>14034463
fucking funny

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>> No.14041074

>>14041039
Bet she also has mad sword skills.

>> No.14041103

>>14039526
for a moment I thought they ruined all those silkie chickens for a fucking tik tok video

>> No.14041110

oh my god
EGG

>> No.14041119

>>14041058
KAWAII

>> No.14041125
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>>14041058
>anime
>Reimu

>> No.14041141

>>14039682
but why

>> No.14041142

>>14034276
>tri-fold posterboard with clothespins as a snack bag display
my god that's genius

>> No.14041150

>>14039812
better for street food than trying to eat a sloppy fried egg on top of a patty

>> No.14041152

>>14041058
Nigger.

>> No.14041189

>>14040970
is this a video made to piss off people

>> No.14041202

>>14032111
Damn Op, that seems to be delicious. Heart is an awesome meat, but i never thougt about mincing it. Will give that a try.

>> No.14041260

>>14039618
Based coronavirus

>> No.14041316

>>14041050
too bad they are gay I would love to date them

>> No.14041338

>>14034253
Thanks I hate it

>> No.14041372

Why dont Americans just microwave a whole cheese directly and eat it with spoons? Judging from these webms, all they do is put massive amounts of cheese on recipes and wa la it's something new and amazing apparently

>> No.14041439
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>>14039510
Really makes you think...

>> No.14041516

>>14034176
You should mix the brine BEFORE you add the bird. Otherwise, that is a good brine recipe. The rest of the shit was retarded as fuck though.

>> No.14041546

>>14035020
She's Japanese, partaking of an eating challenge in Japan.

>> No.14041553

>>14034328
It's Swiss you retard. I'm started to wonder if all these "Americans really" comments are just faggot Canadians >>14038120
I've been to Europe and your food is mediocre and boring at best. The fact that you are confused by sweet and savory (maple glazed bacon) is just one reason you queers suck

>> No.14041647

>>14039496
Why so much sugar?! Your chicken will taste like nothing but sugary ass.

>> No.14041652

>>14039813
If you have a heavy butcher block board, it would be enough weight to compress the dish.

>> No.14041661

>>14036586
my dad referred to dogs as barkers

>> No.14041665

>>14039624
It's from a Japanese variety show, they are literally showing that guys reaction to the video. It's part of the humor.

>> No.14041674

>>14038049
because it doesn't have any sugar retard

>> No.14041698

>>14039823
Good breakfast on-the-go. 10/10

>> No.14041744

>>14034176
do americans really?

>> No.14041747

>>14041553
>I've been to Europe and your food is mediocre and boring at best.
lmao shut the fuck up fat fuck fuckface

>> No.14041781

>>14040311
7/10
Too much honey.

>> No.14041784

>>14037923
how much fucking sugar you think he drank there?

>> No.14041785

>>14041039
I was watching this webm and my YouTube music playlist started playing the Let's Go rendition of the Kanto Elite 4 music...and it works.

>> No.14041824

>>14034323
Hey, Chris Broad from Abroad in Japan was there while she filmed this.
Great channel.

>> No.14041829

>>14039559
truly revolting holy shit

>> No.14041837

>>14041372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkdYC8L4Fn0

Here is a Swedish personality doing exactly that.

>> No.14041841

>>14039812
Put some fucking soy sauce while you're at it might as well

>> No.14041860

>>14039682
You animals, you buried it alive.

>> No.14042055
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>>14034176
>>14034200
>>14034209
These recipes aren't even a full portion. I hate when they do that

>> No.14042209

>>14034176
do americans really need 2lbs of greasy cheese on their plate to eat their meals?

>> No.14042218

>>14032111

>sugar free bacon

pretty sure organic muscle tissue has sugar in it

>> No.14042233 [DELETED] 

>>14039631
I'd say 12.

>> No.14042248

>>14034209
That carrot insertion

>> No.14042258 [DELETED] 

>>14041039
I'd be so pissed off with this bullshit display.
Just give me my fucking drink! Jesus

>> No.14042286

>>14039631
There's 1 and 2 candles beside the cake. So it's either a 12 year old or 21 year old.

>> No.14042317

>>14040945
They'll die if they eat anything that isn't laced with at least 40 grams of sugar

>> No.14042445
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>>14032111
>sugar free bacon

Isn't bacon sugar free by default?

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>>14034176

>> No.14042464

>>14034176
When that slab of cheese appeared I did a physical doubletake. Holy shit

>> No.14042484

>>14039478
ngl I would munch some lobster pho

>> No.14042492

>>14034323
Mukbang watchers and eaters should be rounded up in camps and executed

>> No.14042495

>>14039496
Why do you need to save some for glaze and dip? Can't use just use the excess from the marinade instead? It's all the same stuff

>> No.14042519

>>14039823
I make something similar. Muffing baking pan. I like mine with feta spinach and tomato baked in. Sometimes I'll do bacon and onions too.

>> No.14042526

>>14042445
The bacon itself has no sugar, but some add sugar to the cure mix

>> No.14042562

>>14042445
I was confused by that, i can only assume it means excluding maple glazed, honey, molasses or any other kinds of sugar. because keto i guess.

>> No.14042595

>>14042445
Do european people really?

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>>14042526
That was not at all clear from the instruction, but ok

>> No.14042621

>>14042495
raw chicken juice

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>>14034176
>0:34

>> No.14042757

>>14034237
What you do is instead of this, you freeze your macaroni into a puck, then batter and fry it with a breadcrumb coating before adding it to the burger.

>> No.14042771

>>14042757
See >>14034253

>> No.14042777

>>14040970
Dis triggers my anxieties.

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>>14039526

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>>14042786

>> No.14042798

>>14041050
Just 2 jacked bachelor bros in the kitchen making meals for their honeys. I don't see the big deal

>> No.14042806

>>14042771
exactly, at least you can physically handle that

>> No.14042818

>>14041039
>Bartender Ocelot

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>>14041316

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>>14042818
kek'd

>> No.14042839

>>14042598
why

>> No.14042844

>>14042839
Why not?

>> No.14042896

>>14039666
It gets views thats it.

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>> No.14043253

>>14041652
it's not a shooter sandwich. it twill flatten as it cooks because it's full of all of that soft shit. don't even bother with the squishing step.

>> No.14043257

>>14034276
god this looks incredible. i've always wanted to have a lan party.

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>>14040970

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>>14039537

>> No.14043309

>>14039682
Say when!

>> No.14043319

>>14042526
>some
nearly all. if I were to do keto I'd just buy bacon ends and pieces

>> No.14043320

>>14042739
fucking hell. i vaguely remember this scene from my childhood.
What where they watching?
was the kids named Stuart?

>> No.14043339
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>> No.14043360

>>14043339
imagine the bill

>> No.14043363
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>>14032111

>> No.14043364

>>14043360
400 DORRA!

>> No.14043444

>>14041784
it's coke zero, so zero

>> No.14043475

>>14039531
It's called a shooters sandwich and to weigh it down you need actual weight, not a flimsy ass cutting board.

>> No.14043485

>>14041039
Just pour the drink ching chong

>> No.14043507

>>14041058
This weeb draws better in pancake than CalArts graduates do in any medium. Neat.

>> No.14043527

>>14041039
wow, she cute

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>>14043339
Bitch nigga ain't got no taste.

>> No.14043578

>>14039490
that guy is sexy

>> No.14043588

>>14039510
how do people eat this slop

>> No.14043630

>>14041058
awwwww it's really good, that is amazing

>> No.14043670

>>14034209
do enjoy my hotdogs without the foreskin attached

>> No.14044297

>>14039688
very bland. you'd have to replace the cheetos with spices

>> No.14044321

>>14040787
>toast
Anon...

>> No.14044329

>>14039624
Japanese shows are shit in that their talking head "personalities" need a certain amount of screen time, and in order to fulfill the requirements for this, they artificially boost their screen time by simply sticking their face in a corner of the screen to satisfy the fucking プロヂューサー/監督者/etc

>> No.14044331
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>>14034253
>American cheese
Stopped watching there

>> No.14044383

>>14039531
Bretty good. An Italian stand sells those buns but with a little green hot pepper in it too.

>> No.14044586

>>14041661
Based dad. Gotta remember that if I ever have kids. Big if

>> No.14044642

>>14039526
Imagine the shit you would take after this

>> No.14044650

>>14043363
you made it?

>> No.14044651

>>14041125
Gators actually bit then quickly spin around to rip things apart.

>> No.14044699

>>14034463
well done

>> No.14044776

>>14039461
>>14039470
>>14039478

>1/3 interesting stuff
>1/3 hurr we made it biiiiig
>1/3 durr there's too much cheeeeeese

>> No.14044932

>>14043283
Is he not strong enough to hold it with both hands and tip it forward?

>> No.14044968

>>14034328
(you)

>> No.14045067

>>14039542
it just kept going

>> No.14045636
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>>14042757
does this work or are u memeing me

>> No.14045723

>>14039559
is it really butter? I mean what the fuck!

>> No.14045741

>>14041142
>my god that's genius
or you are fucking stupid

>> No.14045758

I hate cheese and will literally never eat it

>> No.14045760

>>14045758
Nobody cares Chang

>> No.14045765

>>14045760
I'm white, I just hate cheese and must tell this thread because there is too much cheese

>> No.14045842

>>14034276
RIP Michael Jackson

>> No.14045880

>>14045842
kek'd

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>>14045946
SPIDER 2 Y BANANA

>> No.14046071

>>14043320
they were waiting for a shitty dial up page of a naked woman to load on the library computer

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Requesting Ja/ck/ webms

>> No.14046221

>>14034253
Are you fucking kidding me? #!%Q¦ Muricunts

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>>14032496
>Small cut
>MY FACE IS DISFIGURED, AIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>14034176
>See the replies about the cheese
>Think it's just a few slices, probably four or five, maybe a small block, can't be that ba-
>It's a large fucking block of cheese

>> No.14046777

>>14034328
I am starting to think Arabs, chinks or ruskies write these comments, because there's no way in hell you can call yourself a European and not know what Raclette is.
I am North African and even I know what it is.

>> No.14046799

>>14046759
What do you expect from a race that thinks the more an animal suffers in death, the sweeter the meat?

>> No.14046805

>>14043507
don't you mean BATTER?

>> No.14047025

>>14041824
its even his footage of her im pretty sure

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>>14039559
thats too much

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>>14045723
>is it really butter? I mean what the fuck!

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>>14041039
>just give me my screwdriver, thank you

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>>14039490
Oh ffs. Not "pizza pie"?

>> No.14047076

>>14034276
No one showed up :/

>> No.14047082

>>14034231
Just give me a couple smaller burgers and the cheese on the side. This is pointless and the burger looks dry and old like it has been sitting for an hour.

>> No.14047124

>>14034253
Wow a keto Dieter's dream!

>> No.14047135

>>14037342
>>14039272
Or Bagnes (fromage de Bagnes). The oldest, the heavenliest

>> No.14047166

>>14039510
You can buy a whole can ofnbeans for $1. They are ripping people off.

>> No.14047175

>>14039468
heh heh. Nasty.

>> No.14047183

>>14039526
good for your next satanic gathering

>> No.14047193

>>14039542
JUST FUCKING EAT IT ALREADY!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

>> No.14047205

>>14039723
>kraft cheese on anything
Just no.

but if you need that texture, look into sodium citrate

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>>14039542
>cook the chicken
>cook it again
>and a third time

m8

>> No.14047210

>>14039812
high protein
very /fit/

>> No.14047232

>>14039650
because calfstomach making people obsessed. there is something in cheese that get people obsessed, like heroin.
when i found out that cheese is just stuff made from a calfs stomach i'd never ate cheese again. its gross

>> No.14047239

>>14041837
i hope he die soon

>> No.14047241

>>14045946
whatever. meat like meat

>> No.14047248

>>14042823
They look like good burgers, but I'm a little disappointed that there is nothing particularily gay about the burgers themselves.

>> No.14047260

>>14044968
I didn't post this. Why did you tag me in it?

>> No.14047323

>>14039537
All theyre doing is ruining that shit. That looks disgusting. Imagine how foul that old warmed up lettuce in those burgers tastes

>> No.14047480

>>14047208
The iodine bath really amplifies the flavor.

>> No.14047485

>>14047480
Would you prefer kosher salt?

>> No.14047508

>>14047232

Translation,

>It calf stomach obsess... the cheese like drug... make u obsess..... when i find out... i never eat.....

Thats better

>> No.14047516

>>14034989

My thoughts exactly. Probably a dumb Yank.

>> No.14047553

>>14034176
This has to be satire. It fucking HAS to be. Also, where the fuck am I fitting a 1.5x3x2 fucking STORAGE CONTAINER in my fucking fridge.

>> No.14047559

>>14034323
I hate the chinese so fucking much

>> No.14047575

>>14047025
It is

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>>14040311
>pulling the ribs out

>> No.14047635

>>14041058
This looks good

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>>14040970
The cheeto thing happened to me, only with a paczki, my black work pants and jacket and the lecture hall at school.

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>>14039496
>Start with ketchup
>Make more ketchup

>> No.14048042

>>14042495
>>14042621
I guess this, but if you just bring it to a boil then it's perfectly safe to eat, so I don't see why not do that

>> No.14048044

>>14032111
>sugar free bacon

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

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>>14039559
>>14034200
god has left us and we are truly left to suffer

>> No.14048082

>>14048033
>marinade in double ketchup
>glaze with double ketchup
>dip it into double ketchup

At some point there is sufficient ketchup, this is unnecessary

>> No.14048135

>>14034276
>That huge jar of pickles

Give me that please.

>> No.14048507

>>14047480
its clean bruh

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>>14034200
no one is going to cook this

>> No.14048543

>>14041050
this porn has high productions value

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>>14039526

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Rate WebM related

>> No.14048885

>>14039496
oh i know what these are
i used to do this (minus the tomato shit) when i hunted dove
i'd take half a dove breast, a jalapeno with cream cheese in it, wrap it together with bacon and grill it
shit's good

>> No.14048963

>>14040970
Every single one of them deserves to be raped.

>> No.14048964

>>14034209

so this is a weird omelette?

>> No.14048993

>>14048885
I never had dove and because of my country's retarded hunting laws I will most likely never get to try it (they don't sell it here). Pisses me off.

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>> No.14049668

>>14041674
stop pretending to be retarded

>> No.14050008

>>14049668
europoor cope

>> No.14050270

>>14042595
no

>> No.14050286

>>14042823
I want to see them kiss

>> No.14050297

>>14049549
Modern day jello

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>> No.14050823

>>14034176
Just because you melt the cheese in the turkey doesn't mean you get to pretend it's a sauce lmao

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>> No.14051076

>>14037923
covid-19 claims another healthy young life

>> No.14051123

>>14050832
fuck off

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>>14051523
imagine someone blowing that pile of powder on your face

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>>14051123
whats wrong anon?

>> No.14051689

>>14041125
>caring or knowing who that girl is
weeb

>> No.14051712

>>14051583
source on this?

>> No.14051722

>>14032111
With lean meat like heart meat, if you want it to stick together you'll need a binder (like how meatloaf uses egg and breadcrumbs). That's why fatty beef is recommended because it creates it's own natural binder. You can get by without using one, but it just makes it more difficult to work with.

>> No.14051727

>>14039688
You'd want to add in some herbs, juniper berries, and peppercorn. Also, their brine is retarded, you can't just pour cold water, salt and sugar together, you have to boil the water with the salt and sugar so that they'll break down and combine with the water. It's basic saturation chemistry.

>> No.14051744

>>14051583
Started out thinking "hey I just bought a bunch of strawberries, I should do this. Halfway through didn't even know wtf was happening anymore. I'll just make smoothies like I had planned.

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>>14051523

I thought those were crawfish

>> No.14051775

>>14051763
I'm not sure that image corresponds with the degree of mistake you made. Seems a tad dramatic

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>>14039531
fucking cunt spreading stuff on it all slow trying to be all fancy with your fucking soi hands FUCK YOU

>> No.14051795

>>14039526
Pardon me but what in the fuck is bloody mary sauce?

>> No.14051799

>>14051795
Ketchup and vodka

>> No.14051835

>>14039823
HOW DOES SHE GET OUT?

>> No.14051847

>>14051799
Does... does this taste good?

>> No.14051852

>>14051847
It's mostly for hangovers and seafood, spritz of lemon juice it in

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>>14034200
>>14034209
>If a dog made cooking videos

>> No.14051956

>>14047124
Uh wow NO excuse me, that has bread crumbs!

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>> No.14052149

>>14042445
This is what happens when you introduce niggers to fine ingredients.

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>>14051990

>> No.14052184

>>14034209
I mean, compared to the other shit, it's not that ba-
>all that cheddar
I take it back

>> No.14052474

>>14039559
__ _________ ______?

>> No.14052551

>>14040311
Fuuuck me

>> No.14053005

>>14034200
It's like they looked at normal recipes, herb butter on a roasted chicken, and had no concept of appropriate amounts. Seems like that would be okay if the chicken wasn't literally surrounded by 2 inches of butter and instead some of the butter was brushed on. Or maybe stuck between the breasts and skin

>> No.14053015

>>14050793
Spaghetti-O's are unironically the "american" thing that grosses me out the most. Is it fucking pasta in a can? How the fuck won't that be soggy and stale as fuck by the time you get it? Fucking ew.

>> No.14053018

>>14051076
hahaha top kek

>> No.14053025

>>14051552
wow a retarded scotch egg

>> No.14053030

>>14051990
I especially like how he lines up the feet and just pushes them forward at once.

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