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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Mac and cheese thread

>> No.14056691
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>>14056675
That looks putrid. For me, its kraft dinner with salsa.

>> No.14056712
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14056712

>A Macaroni Casserole walks up to your girlfriend and slaps and extra 10 pounds on her ass

What do?

>> No.14056722

>>14056712
Wake up and remember I don't have a girlfriend or a macaroni casserole.

>> No.14056738

>>14056691
It looks like that because of the eggs and poor lighting

>> No.14056740
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>>14056675
Here, OP. I think you'll like this one.

>> No.14056744

>>14056712
Lock her in the closet and farm her milk.

>> No.14056746

>>14056675
>macaroni and cheese
>uses penne
what are you, retarted or something?

>> No.14056748

>>14056740
That looks like shit that you would eat in prison.

>> No.14056764

>>14056746
It was either that or lasagna

>> No.14056834

>>14056722
worst couple minutes of the day after you realize the dreams not real and a girl or macaroni hasn't felt that way about you in a long time

>> No.14057381

Add ham and peas to make it a proper meal.

>> No.14057385

>>14056748
YOU would eat that in prison you convict!

>> No.14057394

I'm gonna make lobster mac for my gf's bday w gruyere. You guys think it'll be a decent combo or should I do something sharper/tangy?

>> No.14057427

>doing dinner date night with girlfriend
>ask what she wants
>mac and cheese
>I got this shit
>get some motherfucking cavatappi because elbow macaroni is for plebs
>go to local deli and select FIVE fine ass cheeses
>make a proper bechamel based sauce
>au gratin of course
>came out absolutly perfect in every way

Unfortunately no pics for you lot.

>> No.14057434

>>14057427
Anon...I thimk you need to start dating a little older girls, the playground is not the place to pick up girls...

>> No.14057436

>>14057394
get her little heart shaped pasta, that'll show you care and will be guaranteed to get into her panties

>> No.14057440

>>14057436
I live with her. We're well passed panty entry. I wanna make a fuckin memorable meal.

>> No.14057448

>>14057394
Just use scissors and snip a shitty $5 steak into a heart. Can confirm it makes her moist. Stop over-thinking it, you literal virgin.

>> No.14057449

>>14057440
Get some candles and put a tablecloth on some table, be civilized, chicks love that, get your tablesettings right.

>> No.14057454

>>14057440
Don't forget the romantic music.

>> No.14057458

>>14057449
That's not what I'm asking you basic faggot. I bet you microwaved your lunch today.

>> No.14057462

Don't forget a big pack of condoms, forgetting those can be a dealbreaker.

>> No.14057465

>>14057458
I reheated some leftover Chinese food from Thursday night, using a microwave to do that was the most efficient way.

>> No.14057933

>>14056675
Making leftover mac n cheese frittatas right now

>> No.14058627

>>14057454
I'll be sure to blast Tetragrammacide.
>>14057462
I have never used a condom in my life.
>>14057465
Kys lad.

>> No.14058632

>>14056738
>eggs
Explain yourself.

>> No.14058689

>>14058632
>Not knowing how to make proper Mac & Cheese
Explain yourself.

>> No.14058932

>>14057427
All that effort for a crumb of pussy. Just get a wendys 4 for 4

>> No.14059206

i came here to talk about mac and cheese and was still disappointed

>> No.14059254
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For me it's trader joes mac n cheese. it is a really good base to add whatever the fuck you want to it, very cheesy.
i usually sautee some mushrooms while it's microwaving, add that, a fuckton of pepper, garnish with a bit of garlic olive oil and some sort of herby garnish

>> No.14059526

>>14059254
beat me to this. hatch chile variant also comes highly recommended

>> No.14059880

>>14059526
Not same anon, Hatch, Pepperoni "Pizza" flavors are also bomb.
If you're at Trader Joe's, I recommend you buy the chili onion crunch.

>> No.14060641

Make your own. Then top it with Italian bread crumbs and bake it. But mix in some crushed tomatoes. Every bite is like dipping a grilled cheese in tomato soup.

>> No.14060704

>>14056712
fuck her hard in her bagina

>> No.14060814

>>14058932
baste

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>>14056712
thank it

>> No.14061103

just had some Mac n chz from chiken fil a. 10/10

>> No.14061160
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If you're not adding ham, broccoli and peas to your mac n cheese you're doing it wrong

>> No.14061168

>>14061160
you sound like a little pussy faggot who can't enjoy a simple meal. choke on your fork asshole

>> No.14061206

>>14061168
>He thinks that adding leftover ham, broccoli and peas to mac n cheese is complicated
You sound a wee bit salty. You okay there, buddy?

>> No.14061233

>>14061206
Its not the act of adding them thats complicated retard, it's taking an elegantly simple dish and adding elements it really doesn't need, that don't necessarily mesh well with it.

>> No.14061244

>>14061233
They mesh perfectly, you obviously have the eating tendencies of a fucking three year old you fat incel soyboy

>> No.14061255

>>14061233
You're really riled up there lil buddy. I'll just leave you be. Maybe when you calm down and/or grow up you'll realize that mac and cheese is more than just a "simple side dish." It is more like a canvas.
Also you need to be 18 to post here.

>> No.14061271

>>14061206
>destroying the perfect texture and balance of Mac & Cheese by adding meat and veggies and creating a bowl of slop like a retarded 5 year old
Fuck you nigger.

>> No.14061282

>>14061271
>What is literally any pasta-based dish

>> No.14061288

>>14058689
Not him but - to my understand mac & cheese is pretty much just the pasta and a cheese sauce (made by butter, flour, milk, cheeses and then you'd add pepper and salt to taste), where do the eggs fall into this? They also look kind of scrambled in the OP - assuming from the heat but this is /ck/. The harder I look at it the more questions I have.

>> No.14061292

>>14056675
Did you put corn starch in it before making it a slurry?

>> No.14061323

>>14061288
Southern Mac & Cheese(the best kind) is baked and has eggs in it.

>> No.14062170

>>14061292
Get thee behind me, Satan. I rebuke you. Make a roux.

>> No.14062187

I made homemade Mac and choose yesterday. I felt bad after eating it because it was Ike 1200cals

>> No.14062192

>>14056834
>wake up
>feel good for a second
>remember gf dumped you
Mornings are the worst

>> No.14062196

>>14057449
imagine being this gay

>> No.14062314

>>14061233
>mac&cheese
>elegant
nigga pls

>> No.14062342

>>14056675
to be poor

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>>14056740

faggots get the rope

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>>14056834
I had a dream tonight where I was at a party, my friend hooked me up with a girl, she had a fat ass and she gave me a big succ, then i fucked her in the asshole.
I woke up, felt a bit sad, went and smoked a cigarette and drank some coffee.
God I am so lonely.

>> No.14063069

>>14061233
>don't necessarily mesh well
ham is good with cheese, broccoli is good with cheese, what's the problem? it's not like he's pointing orange slices or cashews in there

>> No.14063169

>>14062373
Brutal