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>> No.14075497 [DELETED] 

>>14075486
i grow cheese on my dick my nigger how abou dah?

>> No.14075498
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>> No.14075520

>>14075498
what is it?

>> No.14075545

>>14075498
I love the taste of wet concrete

>> No.14075695
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>> No.14075884
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>> No.14077169
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>>14075884

>> No.14077171

>>14075486
It seems like such a waste to pour away the whey though. Aren't there recipes that make use of them?

>> No.14077188

>>14075486
>throwing the whey away
my gains are cringing

>> No.14077191
File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14077252

>>14077171
this is the first thing I found googling "whey recipes"
https://www.theprairiehomestead.com/2011/06/16-ways-to-use-your-whey.html

>> No.14077266

>>14075884
They thoroughly look like they are not enjoying it, is it a meme in china to eat foods thats are not appetizing?

>> No.14077339

>>14077191
what does surly even mean?

>> No.14077345

>>14077191
Interesting video, I do, however, have a small query about the nature of his egress.

>> No.14077482

>>14077191
This shit still gets posted? My God, burn in hell ck.

>> No.14077483
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Hhhb

>> No.14077571

>>14077191
I love how he heckin cooks the eggerinos!
mind if i post this to reddit?

>> No.14077572
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>>14075486

>> No.14077576

>>14077191
HDHGO?

>> No.14077582

>>14075520
typical amer*can feeding hole

>> No.14077596

>>14077191
how go?

>> No.14077599
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>> No.14077642

>>14077266
Yes, it is literally an important status symbol that signifies wealth.

>> No.14077655

>>14077642
No it's not.

>>14077266
They ear this shit because they think it's healing and strengthens their body. Same reason they import Tiger penis illegally so they can get better erections. Obviously it's all bullshit and that's why nobody in the city does this and it's always rural people.>>14077266

>> No.14078053

>>14077266
>>14075884
i dont think these guys are chinese

>> No.14078101

>>14077483
Makes sense.

>> No.14078144

>>14077339
That's his name

>> No.14078176
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>>14075520
we call this
CREMA

>> No.14078192
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>>14075486
havent seen this guy in a while

>> No.14078211

>>14078192
Arrested for child trafficking

>> No.14079183
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>> No.14079251

>>14079183
That writing kek pretty smart to have recipes for candies that can be made without an oven.

>> No.14079595
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>> No.14079663

>>14077339
angry sassy

>> No.14079683
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>> No.14079750

>>14075497
Give it to me, please!

>> No.14079758

>>14077191
How out?!

>> No.14079762

>>14079758
no out
live there
much happy
many egg

>> No.14079775

>>14079762
very eggy! I like

>> No.14079779

>>14079758
he have to eat all the egg

>> No.14079783

>>14079779
w-why are doing this...?

>> No.14079802

>>14079762
Rember, happy day

>> No.14079872
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>>14077482
looks like someone doesn't know how he gets out

>> No.14080015
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This will forever trigger me.

>> No.14080073 [DELETED] 
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>>14077191

>> No.14080081

>>14080073
Okay, now this guy will definitely not get out.

>> No.14080128
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>> No.14080164 [DELETED] 

>>14075884
chinks really are the niggers of asia

>> No.14080182

>>14080015
F

>> No.14080251

>>14075498
this is awesome. I love boomers and the midwest

>> No.14080280

>>14080015
theres nothing funny in this except when he crouches down like hes gonna salvage some of it

>> No.14080281

>>14075498
Too much slop!
>>14075695
Too much life left in it!
>>14075884
>>14077169
Too much coronavirus!
>>14077191
Good amount of eggs.
>>14077572
AHHH way too much cheese!
>>14079183
Too jewish!
>>14080128
Okay hahaha what the hell that is a fucking monkey!! I love it!!!

>> No.14080303

>>14075486
why do people bother to make retarded videos of recipes half the population of the planet already knows how to make

>> No.14080306

>>14080281
kill yourself

>> No.14080311

>>14077191
By what manner does the gentleman exit?

>> No.14080320

>>14079251
They probably would've been able to make many more with an oven, maybe somewhere in the ballpark of 6 million?

>> No.14080325
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>>14077572
>adding all this cheese instead of making a glorious pichanga

>> No.14080335

>>14080311
That gent can only receiveth out at which hour that gent did finish cooking all the fucking eggs.

>> No.14080339

>>14077345
you may direct this enquiry to myself.

>> No.14080341

>>14077345
>egress
haha

>> No.14080343

>>14080335
I do declare, good sir, that you have disturbed my humours with such foul jests

>> No.14080345

>>14077191
why did he get in?

>> No.14080353

>>14080345
just to suffer

>> No.14080356

>>14080345
Himself keep inside this house due to himself want to life surrounded by eggs, therefore, himself meet chickens that person lay then prolific eggs around himself the and chicken threatening himself to always only have outward. Conditionally to himself tries to have the outward, chicken would do laid even more eggs then himself would do be even more trapped than before.

>> No.14080362

>>14075486
How to make "cheese". You fucking idiot.

>> No.14080368

>>14075486
Oh sure I'll just grab that bottle of liquid rennet I have in the cupboard

>> No.14080392 [DELETED] 

>>14080320
six million? with that limited number of ovens? in how much time?

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>>14080398

>> No.14080406
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>>14080403

>> No.14080417

>>14077655
>he thinks tiger penis doesn't wildly improve sexual function
ngmi

>> No.14080441
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Had to cut out the first seconds because webm was too long but those are just Reese's cups crumbles.
I tried this recipe the other day and it worked well so I thought I'd share the video.

>> No.14080455
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>> No.14080517
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>> No.14080546

>>14080517
Are these the cumcakes you guys are always raving about?

>> No.14080553

>>14080128
funny little monkey

>> No.14080556

>>14080517
why does every vegan I know also have an eating disorder?

>> No.14080583
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>>14080546
I only know about the cum omelette but here are some cumcakes, no idea if you mean these >>14080441

>>14080556
They don't know what's good for them but will defend the bad.

>> No.14080623

>>14080583
achievable natty?

>> No.14080656

>>14080455
What is the appeal of this?

>> No.14080659

>>14080281
nobody asked for your dumbass opinions bitch

>> No.14080734

>>14077599
Looks interesting
>>14080128
Based

>> No.14080744
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>> No.14080762

>>14080744
I fucking hate every Dorito webm I've ever seen

>> No.14080777
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>>14077655
>he's never felt the power of a tiger-penis-fueled-erection
Honestly really sad for you, anon.

>> No.14080792

>>14077191
every time

>> No.14080800

How do you make these webms keeping a somewhat decent quality but not shrinking the hell out a video? Webm for Bakas is just terrible at it.

>> No.14080818

>>14080015
I still don't know how to eat a big mac

>> No.14080829
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>>14080800
No it isn't.

>> No.14080875

>>14075884
look at the vein in the neck of the second guy tho, mirin

>> No.14080876

>>14080406
mmmm sushi shake.

>> No.14080877

>>14080829
3 seconds in and I hate this webm already.

>> No.14080878
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>>14080762

>> No.14080881

>>14080878
unironically looks creat

>> No.14080883

>>14078211
actually?

>> No.14080959

>>14080517
how is that vegan if its cum

>> No.14080963

>>14080878
Also hate it.

>> No.14080967

>>14080959
Unironically because the man consented, same for breastfeeding. As long "muh animals" were not harmed or forced to do something it's cool for them.

>> No.14080973
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>>14080556
>also

>> No.14080994

>>14080967
Can vegans speak to and understand animals? How do they know the cow doesn't consent to becoming a delicious burger?

>> No.14081001

>>14080967
>As long "muh animals" were not harmed or forced to do something it's cool for them
Armin Meiwes was in the right then. I hope consented cannibalism can be legal eventually.

>> No.14081009

>>14080994
Beats me. If I were a cow I would sure love to stop being a useless piece of shit and become food for a superior species.

>> No.14081201

>>14080994
>>14081009
From an evolutionary stand point, cows got a great fucking deal. Fed and bred to pass on genes, protected from extinction, populace to the point where they make up a substantial amount of the land mass.
Species don't exist to be individually happy. Other animals WISH they had the deal cows have.

>> No.14081286

>>14077191
why does she sit like that?

>> No.14081341

>>14078176
You think if she orders a steak well done and it comes to her a hockey puck instead of blue she throws a fit?

>> No.14081351

>>14075884
Gook obama
Bottom text

>> No.14081413

>>14077191
He can't leave because of the lockdown. What a brave man, still open for business and not even wearing a mask.

>> No.14081440

He's the hero we need, willing to make the ultimate seggrifice.

>> No.14081451

>>14081413
Just those 2 metric units of distance of eggs between he and the customer, hopefully nobody coughs or his bitch boy next door will need to replace them all.
One by one until the eggs run out and they will never run out. The egg is eternal. What came first the chicken or the egg? Without the egg there is no chicken however without the chicken there is no egg.
So it comes to the fundamental question of how he ended up in this situation? Was he placed here as his basic life function? Was he trapped here to serve out the rest of existence in servitude? Was he put here to do what he loves the most and serve the finest egg sandwiches of the eastern hemisphere?
The world may truly never know much like the tootsie pop add.
What we all can know is the man can make, by all appearances and intents, a killer egg sandwich, and thus deserves the praise from us all.

>> No.14081478

>>14077191
haha oh wow, that's impressive, dare I say that this web is EGGcelent hahaha!

>> No.14081696

>>14075520
risotto

>> No.14081979

>>14080406
Fish smoke, don't breathe this!

>> No.14082010

>>14080517
I'd let her eat my cum straight from the tap

>> No.14082016

>>14080829
i will never understand whychildren here in mexico like this person

>> No.14082021

>>14077171
Absolute massive waste my grandma uses it to make the beat fucjing blinchiki aka crepes in the wolrd absolutely godlike

>> No.14082052

>>14078176
Apparently puerto ricans call fucking cornstarch Crema?

But they also call cum "leche" so I don't exactly know what to make of all that.

>> No.14082173

>>14079663
thanks

>> No.14082250

>>14077572
how the fuck does he miss at first seriously

>> No.14082268

>>14080406
you just know there's some aging hippy somewhere who makes this for his diet

>> No.14082286

>>14075884
fucking idiots

>> No.14082340

>>14080073
he was actually born there
both of them
from an egg

>> No.14082700
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OC
if you watch this you'll be entirely refreshed

>> No.14082744

>>14082700
A repost from /wsg/ is not OC.

>> No.14082749

>>14080128

diversity hire

>> No.14082784
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>>14082744
the what? i only go on lit and ck to feed my brain and tummy.

>> No.14082857
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>>14075497

>> No.14082874

>>14081286
maybe her butt hurts

>> No.14082882

>>14080128
its perfect, even the way the monky taps his hand, as if to say "enjoy!" haha

>> No.14082945

>>14077191
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

>> No.14082965

>>14082945
nary a pixel

>> No.14083218

>>14080878
I would eat it, but I would hate myself

>> No.14083224
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>> No.14083258

>>14083224
wtf, is this how you get herpes?

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>>14083224

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>>14083224
The way she instantly starts walking away reminds me of an Oblivion character.

>> No.14083338

>>14079183

Fucking Americans, I swear to god...

>> No.14083370

>>14083338
explain

>> No.14083638

>>14079683
Is this a joke?

>> No.14083644
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>>14083638
What makes you say that?

>> No.14083660

>>14083644
I can't imagine anyone using fucking "avocado bowls" by choice

>> No.14083661

>>14083644
Why do you have to alternate the colors before freezing but not before serving?

>> No.14083670

>>14075486
>using a non natural colored piece of fabric for cooking.
enjoy your toxic metals and cancer.

>> No.14083683

>>14077191
is this from star trek, because I can't see any way to get out other than a teleporter

>> No.14083686

>>14082250
this is bait right?

>> No.14083687
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>>14083683
Star Trek uses transporters, not teleporters.

Dumb shit.

>> No.14083691

>>14077599
shells are the worst pasta>>14078176
>>14078192

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>>14077483
Based Weird Al

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>> No.14083738

>>14080656
It's pretty cool I guess.

>> No.14083773

>>14080128
cute little monkey!

>> No.14083778
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>>14080128
Gonna save this for the next time some waitress is gassing on about how important and tough her job is and I should give her gifts of cash for doing it.

>> No.14083780
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>>14078192

>> No.14083809

>>14083778
wtf is this? 2 retards trying to boil a cake?

>> No.14083823

>>14083661
based

>> No.14083840
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>>14083778

>> No.14083849

>>14075486
>using a literal teaspoon for measuring

>> No.14083858

>>14083849
Yes?

>> No.14083868

>>14083778
What the fuck is going there

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>> No.14083876

>>14080325
That makes american food look good

>> No.14083898

>>14083687
blaaaack people
blaaaack people
walk like people
talk like blaaaaack peopel

>> No.14083929
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>> No.14083981

>>14078192
This is what a skin walker looks like

>> No.14084003

>>14083929
Why bother blanching everything before frying?

>> No.14084015

>>14083875
Did they leave a jar?
Also, god damn I want a little judy hopps for many reasons.

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>> No.14084090

>>14080829
Wow that was refreshing, really quirky :)

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>>14080829
I want to flip that faggot upside down and shit in the bucket.

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>> No.14084145

>>14083875
I want to ________ the bunny.

>> No.14084151

>>14083875
BRO i really want to fuck juddy hops and dilate her pink asshole with my huge cock and then fill her hole with my hot piss

check out Doxy's porn of her that shit is amazing

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>>14084151

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>>14084153

>> No.14084304
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>> No.14084305

>>14077339
surly you can't be serious?

>> No.14084312

>>14084305
I'm always serious, and don't call me surly

>> No.14084347

>>14084304
>Make ketchup
>Put in oven
WOW SO ADVANCED

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>> No.14084383
File: 2.88 MB, 360x360, Cold Brew Martini For One.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14084445
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>> No.14084484

>>14084145
use white wine and herbs in a low heat oven to roast

>> No.14084518

>>14084304
> mfw no /ck/wear with ketchup leather accessories and onion ring chain
why live

>> No.14084520
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>> No.14084529

>>14084520
It's just old pepsi right> Can't be that bad.

>> No.14084540
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>>14084529
When it gets that old, it's practically poison.

>> No.14084550

>>14084540
I dunno. Him chugging the gallon of tabasco I get since that's mostly vinegar. But this is just sugar water

>> No.14085026
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>> No.14085033
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>>14085026
Go back to your chick cartoon containment board.

>> No.14085069

>>14085026
>they all play lacrosse

Oh, so Japan is advertising directly too lesbians now?

>> No.14085184

>>14078211
I wake up every morning hoping to see that sticky on /ck/

>> No.14085192

>>14079183
How many pops does the recipe make?

>> No.14085205

>>14085192
6 million

>> No.14085335
File: 1.61 MB, 640x640, pumpkin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14085389

>>14084106
Nothing fills up the top glasses?

>> No.14085449

>>14083778

That guy wants to fuck his mom

>> No.14085487

>>14085335
pls tell me this is a parody

>> No.14085501

>>14085335
It's not a sexual thing, but I want to see someone ejaculate directly into her eyes.

>> No.14085560

>>14085389
I think the top glasses are for the draft jacks that you don't need because it fills from the bottom.

It's pretty fucking based, and dare I say, epic.

>> No.14085572
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>>14084106
>hipster beer gimmicks
please america, sernd the nukes

>> No.14085592

>>14085335
i would absolutely destroy that puss

>> No.14085664

>>14085572
What the hell is hipster about wanting to remove the beer line?

>> No.14085677
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14085677

>>14085664
what tubes do you think go to the beer funnels at the bottom of that table?

>> No.14085683

>>14085677
I mean the line the get beer from concessions.

>> No.14085690

>>14085683
oh. That said, I don't see it as being any faster at all
>t. have been served barmen pouring beer the traditional way, packed bars 100's of people, 0 queues.

>> No.14085713

>>14085033
is that glass or corona lollipop?

>> No.14085718

>>14085690
Having seen the webm... the trick is that the Bottoms Up is automatic and programmed. So it basically stops when the glass is full.

This allows servers to do other things other then pull the beer.

They can start three, take orders... look at IDs... serve food... etc.

>> No.14085760

>>14085718
Sounds like they're noobs at bartending

>> No.14085798

>>14085069
I mean
They are all fat and gross so

>> No.14085832

>>14085760
It looks like it's more for venues etc then actual bars.

Like you'd install them at a concession stand at a stadium.

Or a barcade.

Or a bowling alley.

Places where you're doing a whole bunch of stuff or there are a whole buncha people.

>> No.14085876

>>14084304
its gimicky, but id like to try it once

>> No.14086155
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>>14079183
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
FIRST /PO/ NOW /CK/???
WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!!!

>> No.14086161
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>>14079183

>> No.14086339
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>> No.14086369

>>14080878
>at first thought it said Doritos Blacked
Goddamn what have I become..

>> No.14086429

>>14079183
around 6 million calories in a single batch

>> No.14086433

>>14075498
>>14080251
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgIXTQ23jrY
It's Italy

>> No.14086435
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>> No.14086447

>>14086435
Why did she sensually slurp the wurst?

>> No.14086455

>>14083693
why does he own a 6 inch ladle

>> No.14086484
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>> No.14086486

>>14086435
Do Germans really do this?

>> No.14086541

>>14086455
for the big soups

>> No.14086590

>>14080325
uma delicia

>> No.14086641

>>14085026
Pls dont be real.

>> No.14086710

>>14085713
if it's glass this man cannot feel pain.

>> No.14086787

>>14080777
checked

>> No.14086821

>>14077191
i became a normie for like a year but in true addict fashion i came back. how the fuck did this get so many replies

>> No.14086862

>>14086435
>>14086484
imagine their vinegary shits

>> No.14086994

>>14085572
>efficiency is a bad thing

>> No.14087155

>>14080128
turns out
lil' monkey fella

>> No.14087167

>>14084106
>fill up giant cup so you can then just transfer that exact amount to the jug
i feel a step could be removed here

>> No.14087321

>>14086484
Title?

>> No.14087380

>>14085335
> that second girl
kek
i think she's held hostage at thot dungeon

>> No.14087384

>>14081201
>>14080994
veganism is the logical end product of individualism

>> No.14087409

>>14077191
something that really intrigues me that i never looked at closely, who is the guy ordering a medicore fried egg sandwhich? why are all 3 men so casual to eachother, does the man taking yolk shots stand and eat there often sayin nothing? is the man hidden a regular? how long has the chef been cooking the same exact mediocre fried egg sandwhich

>> No.14087432

>>14080015
>no sound
literally what's the point

>> No.14087523

>>14084529
pepsi isn't sterilized after it's bottled, there's an entire bouquet of bacteria and fungi inside that have been living on that sugar for years

>> No.14087592

>>14077191
"Ay fool you want some eggs"

>> No.14087673

>>14080406
The golden age of YouTube

>> No.14087724

>>14086484
>>14087321
Such a good game. Such an ok anime.

>> No.14087735

>>14077191
Never fails

>> No.14087742

>>14080583
I bet if she ate like a normal person she wouldn't look like a ghoul from fallout

>> No.14087916

>>14080829

Shit looks like shit lol and it was gay af

>> No.14087956

>>14087384
So they're fans of Ayn Rand too, eh?! Another reason to find them repulsive!

>> No.14087976

>>14080406
this kills the fish

>> No.14087987

>>14080015
its fake

>> No.14088056

>>14085677
You're a legitimate retard.

>> No.14088086

>>14083224
so its these fuckers that keep making the akm's with no stock, STOP EATING FIRE AND PUT STOCK ON YOUR RIFLE PLEASE THANKJYOU

>> No.14088165

>>14077169
Wiens is that you??

>> No.14088423

>>14080455
>14080455
dude funny!!!!

>> No.14088928

>>14086435
This is all staged.

>> No.14088941

Does anyone have the webms of the crazy mexicans pouring literally every topping onto a bag of chips? Then pouring what looks like kool aid all over it?

>> No.14088974

>>14088086
its clearly a folding stock you dingus

>> No.14089060

>>14084087
why

>> No.14089148

>>14084304
My dad always makes those on the cap of the bottle

>> No.14089172

>>14080303
For the half the planet that doesn't? Somebody has to teach them.

>> No.14089194
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>> No.14089198

>>14086435
what a waste of food

>> No.14089217
File: 1.51 MB, 720x740, apple.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14089519

>>14088941
This was my diet for a while, I use to make chipotle dressing from scratch and pour it into a bag od crunched up kettle chips and layer it with diced avocado/frijoles/verde whatever was around

>> No.14089556
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>>14088941
I have a couple. Any specific ones you're looking for?

>> No.14089612

>>14089556
Thanks, do you have one where they pour a family size bag of chips into a clear plastic food container then proceed to do like 1 full minute of adding toppings then liquids? Any you have are appreciated though.

Also do you happen to have the giant mexican mixed drinks that were like a bottle of tequila and a 12 pack of glass bottled soda each? served in giant terracotta jugs

>> No.14089638
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>>14089612
I think this is the first one. I'm pretty sure I remember the drinks, but I'm not certain I have it saved.

>> No.14089648

>>14089638
yeah that's it, thank you anon

>> No.14089664

>>14089638
found the drink vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_KkmaWoVZM

>> No.14089685
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>>14089664
Ye, that was the one I was thinking of. I didn't have it saved though, since I didn't think it was that horrific.

>> No.14089746

>>14089638
>pours half a jug of clamato on it
how the fuck do you even eat it? its just a container of soggy chips. what the fuck?

>> No.14089852

>>14085335
6 seconds of actually making it and 14 seconds of her holding the drink up. The absolute state of women these days.

>> No.14090230

>>14089217
looks good but too bad I dont eat fruit

>> No.14090320
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>> No.14090343

>>14090320
Welp, I'm gonna have to try this.

>> No.14090395

>>14090343
Having baked pasta pizza, it will get tough and rubbery if you overdo it - which is easy to do

>> No.14090698

>>14090320
Baking pasta seems retarded since it just becomes tough to eat, same reason I hate lasagna's top layer

>> No.14090896
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>>14080303
>Half the planet knows how to make cheese!
>Trust me, I know everything about everyone who makes cheese!

>> No.14091118
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>>14080015

>> No.14091469

>>14084003
gives stiffer fried food

>> No.14091521

>>14075884
>Video is thousands of miles away and years prior

>> No.14091530
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>>14091521
It's called a joke, Chang. You know, humor? Or is that not approved by the CCP?

>> No.14091697

>>14077582
Bullshit, no US restaurant could get away with this. It's some 3rd world tourism hole.

>> No.14091822

>>14080015
CUZ WHAT THE FUCK
CMON

>> No.14091830

>>14080281
based

>> No.14091833
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>> No.14091858

>>14084145
>>14084151
>>14084153
>>14084163
>First Disney sets up a new round of Furries
>Then they watch Beastars and think it's the edgy version
>Holds no candle to how brutal the world of Kevin & Kell, a PG-rated webcomic, is

>> No.14091866

>>14083644
>Orange shamrocks
IRA_would_like_a_word.carbomb

>> No.14091875

>>14084087
>That whole top 'lid' with no sauce or cheese

>> No.14091889

>>14085069
Worked for Subaru.

>> No.14091921

>>14084145
cheeseburger james bond

>> No.14091954

>>14080967
so could I eat another consenting man's bones and it would still be more morally righteous than eating an animal since the man consented?

>> No.14091981
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>>14091954
Yes. Glad we are on the same page.

>> No.14091994

>>14091981
Hell of a power move to do the prep work there.

>> No.14092030

>>14075486
Was the cow patterned fabric really needed? Then fucking zebra? Also it's like I'm watching low res shit on Youtube. All of this for cheese? Bitch I could have driven up to the store to buy some cheese in the time I wasted watching this shit.

>> No.14092042
File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, fish and chips.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
14092042

>>14075486
Gotta make the chip and the fish.

>> No.14092261

>>14075486
Does anyone have the webm of the girl drinking booze with some kind of worms thrashing around in it?

>> No.14092310

>>14092261
Damn that sounds fucking metal. Those types of worms could be counted as good protein.

>> No.14092373

>>14080878
I contempt

>> No.14092409
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>> No.14092537

>>14086339
I used to do this in the pool as a kid, feels amazing

>> No.14092598

>>14092409
how loud is that pan

>> No.14092605

>>14092310
>>14092261
It's eels I'm pretty sure, also I don't have the girl but I've got the guy doing it. Music is dumb as shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjQ1jhD21a0

>> No.14092910

>>14092409
Looks like he's cooking vomit. Not impressed.

>> No.14092914

>>14077339
convinced with a shred of doubt

>> No.14092915

>>14091833
Thats stupid

>> No.14092945

>>14092910
Nice to know you're blind anon.

>> No.14092982

>>14091858
>Kevin & Kell

*Kenan and Kel

>> No.14093072

>>14077572
is that drywall paint

>> No.14093099

>>14091833
Nouveau plating needs to die

>> No.14093207

>>14078192
Wiensposting should be a bannable offense

>> No.14093218

>>14085033
>is on 4chan, a website originally devoted to discussion of Japanese culture, anime, and basket weaving

>> No.14093277

>>14077191
How does the eggman leave the egg fort?

>> No.14093321

Is it possible for Americans to make anything without specifying "This is KOSHER SALT ok? Do not make our overlords angry, your food must be KOSHER goy".

>> No.14093330

>>14093321
They do that because salt is an ingredient that should be weighed if you want an accurate measurement. A lot of recipes use volume, which is a problem because table salt can be much denser than coarse salts. If you measure by volume without specifying, you ruin the recipe.

>> No.14093343

>>14075520
Dry iced ice cream or something

>> No.14093345

>>14091530
>second person is a pasty white soyboy with no body mass and an empty avoiding stare
who would have thunked.

>> No.14093348

>>14089217
>sponge cake looks like matress foam
>slices are at least 15cm thick
No way this shit isn't edible.It's a prop for a movie where it's just crushed on the floor for comedic effects, right?

>> No.14093349

>>14086429
Don't worry they are frienly calories, they burn out very easily.

>> No.14093441
File: 2.90 MB, 674x380, rum.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14093574

>>14084383
>12 hours
Weak
Also that sounds like it tastes like shit

>> No.14093621

>>14084383
But where's the martini?

>> No.14093635

>>14093330
Most of the recipes I've seen on here do not indicate any measurements though, they just say "add kosher salt to taste".

>> No.14093807

>>14083693
Whole new respect for him since knowing he's a frequent /pol/ visitor

>> No.14094325
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14094325

>>14085033
this is literally a bioweapon used to concentrate and spread corona

its even shaped like a pig because in china they call americans capitalist 'pigs'

>> No.14094820

>>14092982
*Conan and Kill

>> No.14094988

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