/dtr/- do they really general

[Anonymous No.14133800]

Yes, they really do edition

[Anonymous No.14133805]

[Anonymous No.14133813]

>>14133800
americans

le big bully

le gun toatin' orange cheeto

kyoto protocol - not signed, yes?

big v8 goes vroom, oof.

iraq, syria, hello? what more evidence do you need?

i rest my case.

[Anonymous No.14133817]

obsessed

[Anomymous No.14133823]

>>14133800

[Anonymous No.14133825]

Anybody want a glass of californias finest?

[Anonymous No.14133827]

>>14133823
>old recipe
ahh, who could forget grandma's lowfat jelly bean milk.

[Anomymous No.14133859]

>>14133800

[Anonymous No.14133871]

>>14133823
Dang dawg

[Anonymous No.14133912]

[Anonymous No.14134028]

>>14133823

[Anonymous No.14134486]

>processed cheddar
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[Anonymous No.14135377]

>>14134486
now melts!

[Anonymous No.14135925]

I just don't eat bread because I assume it's fucked up in some way

some day I want to have eurochad bread

[Anonymous No.14135931]

>>14134486
>euros will never know the pleasure of eating hot stadium nachos and watching baseball

[Anonymous No.14136489]

>>14135931
who would wanna watch baseball lmao

[Anonymous No.14137705]

lmfao is nothing better on the internet than watching yuropoors seethe in jealously at Americans?

[Anonymous No.14137745]

>>14136489
t. low test faggot

[Anomymous No.14137884]

>>14137745
Nah, baseball is the worst sport. At least say football nextime.

[Anonymous No.14137891]

>>14137884
euro here, baseball is not a sport, it's a game.

[Anonymous No.14137898]

england got it in theres too they just lie

[Anonymous No.14138568]

do americans really not wash their meat before cooking?

[Anonymous No.14138578]

What the FUCK is wrong with you Americans???

[Anonymous No.14138586]

>>14133912
I'm really gonna have to do that someday. I must know. I'm sure it's pretty gross but what if

[Anonymous No.14138789]

>>14138578
That's Swiss. Make your bait better.

[Anonymous No.14138794]

>>14138789
Swiss people suck. Not the guy you're arguing with.

[Anomymous No.14139605]

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[Anonymous No.14139641]

>Meanwhile in Great Britain, English biscuits and gravy

[Anonymous No.14139708]

>dtr general
Fantastic, can I ask what in the everliving fuck is up with UK fags claiming they invented everything and then claiming that everything is shit when people point out that they didn't invent it? I recently saw someone go so far as to claim that Egypt is part of Europe to defend their statement that Europeans were the first to use yeast in bread. And when it's made clear that this is ridiculous the line becomes
>but Yuro bread is better
and I don't disagree but that wasn't the point of the conversation. I also recently saw a claim that Indians didn't have curry until the English brought over tomatoes which is wrong in every possible way because curry is old as fuck and the English didn't bring tomatoes back to Europe nor did they introduce them to India. And then the line becomes
>but spices were only used to make bad meat taste good
as if shit like mustard became a global phenomenon because everyone's food sucks and not because mustard tastes good.

[Anonymous No.14141578]

>>14139708
Ancient egyptians share more in common with current europeans than current egyptians. Check it gayboi youre just a mutt. You slut

[Anonymous No.14141607]

>>14137891
nigga sports are games

[Anonymous No.14141893]

>>14139708
It's tastelets, man. UK is full of 'em. Germany is full of 'em. US is full of em (for obvious reasons, see above). I am so sick of my fellow countrymen, and I am sorry other countries have been infested.

[Anomymous No.14141906]

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[Anonymous No.14141913]

>>14141906
Sounds good. Pickled watermelon is weird, though. I think it's a Russian/eastern European thing? Only ever seen it in dedicated stores.

[Anomymous No.14143568]

>>14133800
No, they really don't

[Anonymous No.14143618]

>>14138586
Its better if you cut the donut in half and crisp up the bottoms.

[Anonymous No.14144347]

>>14141578
Egypt is not Europe. Egypt has never been Europe. Egypt will never be Europe. Maybe tie less of your identity to shit that neither you nor your ancestors were actually responsible for so you don't have to bend over backwards to rationalize it.

[Anonymous No.14144619]

>>14144347
I can trace my ancestry back to Giovanni Soranzo. Best to watch your tone, ancestorlet

[Anonymous No.14144838]

>>14144619
>We wuz doges n shiet

[Anonymous No.14145226]

>>14144838
Das rite

[Anonymous No.14145240]

>>14133805
what exactly is there inside that can?

[Anonymous No.14145289]

>>14139605
I don't see why chocolate sauce on a biscuit wouldn't be good.

[Anonymous No.14145292]

>>14145240
That is not for mortals to know.

[Anonymous No.14145311]

>>14145240
Estrogen. Its why so many americans are trannies these days

[Anonymous No.14145316]

it's fucking seaweed in cloudy brown MSG saltwater. it barely qualifies as a meal but everyone here is memeing it as a breakfast.
at most, it's a way to shut down your kidneys or heart and bring yourself closer to death (i.e, it's literally mental illness)

[Anonymous No.14145322]

>>14141913
>I think it's a Russian/eastern European thing?
Russian here, I think it's specifically a southern Russia thing. Never had them but I've definitely heard that they do it around Astrakhan or so (which is the main watermelon-growing region of the country so makes sense they'd put them in everything).

[Anonymous No.14145377]

>>14133827
Kek

[Anonymous No.14145422]

>>14145316
msg is only unhealthy if you are a genetically deficient soiboi with a gluten allergy

[Anonymous No.14145441]

>>14133800
As an AmeriCAN I will confirm or deny.

>OP: Yes
>>14133805
Yes, on saltine crackers. Rare to take it to the head too rich without something to put it on.

>>14133823
First I've heard of it.

>>14133859
Sister get's one every birthday since she was 6.

>>14133912
It really isn't that good. One time try and never buy.

>>14134486
From a sports venue god tier, from a gas station you will shit out your heart.

>>14139605
No we do not.

>>14141906
Some wierdos in the south maybe.

>>14145316
Hipsters only.

[Anonymous No.14146331]

>>14145316
>everyone here is memeing it as a breakfast
I'm guessing you're the guy posting multiple threads a day about it which probably means you post about miso more than anyone else. Seek help.

[Anomymous No.14146340]

>>14145289
How fat are you?

[Anonymous No.14146362]

I grew up in America and live in Italy. I have, on numerous occasions, been asked "is it true that Americans put pineapple on pizza?" Not "is it good" or "how common is it"; they truly can not believe it. And then I tell them about ranch dressing on pizza and they just get angry.

[Anonymous No.14146372]

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[Anonymous No.14146385]

do they really??

[Anonymous No.14146413]

>>14141607
Fishing and auto racing are sports, but not games.

[Anonymous No.14146426]

Remember to pray to the soda glGods before bed.

[Anonymous No.14146430]

Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.14146435]

>>14146362
Tell them about Swedes putting banana and peanuts on pizza next time.

[Anonymous No.14146444]

>>14146430
Based.

[Anonymous No.14146614]

>>14138568
My family does but according to /ck/ it's apparently a black people thing???

but we are white

[Anonymous No.14146828]

>>14133800
As if immigrants buy brown bread.

[G8rH8r No.14146850]

yes we do

[Anonymous No.14146855]

Why the fuck would you call main courses "entrées"? It literally means starter.
As usual, I guess that's because restaurants wanted to keep the French association without knowing the meaning.

[Anonymous No.14146866]

>>14137891
Neither is soccer

[Anomymous No.14147233]

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