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>> No.14135994

Everything about this guy is repulsive.
Bet he's going to say "it's so flavourful" or something while still chewing

>> No.14136049

his smile looks almost human here, but then he goes back to his retarded tiny mouth smile

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>> No.14137236

i love you mark
my life for you mgahhhh

>> No.14137245

*he is a visual asmr

>> No.14137281

i saw him guest star on a different eating video and he didnt do that faggot face when eating something.

what a faker.

>> No.14138057

At least he's properly tasting the food before reacting.

>> No.14138063

I have a tiny mouth smile :c I have a tiny mouth...

>> No.14138075

I'm sure in his first videos it was authentic but this clip seems forced as if it has become his gimmick. This tends to happen to popular youtubers. People love gimmicks and without one there's not much people will stick around for.

Tl;dr entertainment for the most part is pretty lame.

>> No.14138093

Didn't I read on /ck/ that this guy is a kiddy diddler?

>> No.14138108

We need to find the bodies.

>> No.14138121

Post it and I'll tell you whether its small

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>> No.14138149

What's this guy's deal? Is it performance art?

>> No.14138155

Every popular YouTube channel has a gimmick.

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>> No.14138206

Nah I'm alright.

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he is the mastermind. tfw realizing to find the body you must become the body

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When did it all go wrong

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>> No.14138729

Oof, small mouth and small confidence

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>> No.14139211

i'm scared....

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>> No.14139285

>yes! Now you never have to put down your phone for anything!

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>> No.14139372

Do Americans really...?

>> No.14139381

Yes, we do. In fact, we do anything and everything we want, because we have freedom. And that burns you up inside.

>> No.14139393

Incredible how this guy can film the same reaction over and over and still get views

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6.1M boyo

>> No.14139453

he stopped making this forced face more than a year ago

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>> No.14139471

>we do anything and everything we want

Including but not limited to dying of obesity, dying of corona, dying of racial violence

>> No.14139474

>Same webm over and over
Get some new material /ck/

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>> No.14139506

don't mind me bro just pirating this soup

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What really annoys me about these savages is that they don't even seem to enjoy it.

>> No.14139550

It's not so much the enjoyment of eating it, but the status, they get, from being able to obtain it. Chinks have this weird obsession of social status where if they can gt their hands on exotic animals, and show themselves off eating them or using them as medicine, it somehow means their social status is a step above other chinks.

>> No.14139564

>we have freedom
*The illusion of freedom

>> No.14139612

why do people keep asking how this guy gets out? he probably has an area where he walks out out of view from the camera.

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Somebody managed to get a video, of the inside of his fort, and this is what it looks like,

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He should beat that fucking asshole senseless

>> No.14139639

WTF is this real?

>> No.14139671

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

>> No.14139673

>the regions largest egg dealer also cooks them into sandwiches in a tiny stall competing with his neighbors who make identical yet inferior sandwiches from eggs they have no choice but to buy from egg king
the lore is so deep

>> No.14139774

no sound? anon i am dissapoint


>> No.14139837

You're projecting

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Oh fuck, how do I get out?!?

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You have to sell all the eggs. And thus, the cycle continues...

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>> No.14140081 [DELETED] 

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>> No.14140112

>We're the only country that has freedom.
You're the only country that doesn't know wtf to do with your freedom lite

>> No.14140188
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egged and sandwichpilled

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>> No.14140216
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Lmao, stay mad

>> No.14140231

I'm American. Americans aren't free. A majority of the American founding fathers were Freemasons. Freemasons are a collective of evil people who've been controlling the narrative in America since then. Their influence is found in all sorts of popular media and entertainment.

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>show concern over another person performing an act that can be detrimental to one's well-being

>> No.14140559

based falseflag poster

>> No.14140629

this is the only webm i haven't seen on this board 100+ times

>> No.14140631

That was in the UK.

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>> No.14140736

Fucking retard, that's obviously 'stralia.

>> No.14140798

funniest one ive seen.

>> No.14140820

korean cass

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>> No.14140982

god do any of you have the meatballs one

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>> No.14141019

>didn't vomit it all out afterwards
What was the point of eating all that on-camera?

>> No.14141098

The last byzantine.

>> No.14141168

Welcome to the backrooms

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>> No.14141445

>pures leben

>> No.14141453

None of those ingredients are from the UK

>> No.14141460

Only americlaps would think foam is a good thing

>> No.14141485
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Shizuoka is the best place for seafood, tea, wasabi, nature, and living.
The fucking best.

>> No.14141536

Actually it was in Austria, you can tell by the Austrian language.

>> No.14141553

Is eggking an SCP ?

>> No.14141567

i loved this video...

>> No.14141572

Having a persistent head on beer reduces the dispersal of carbonation and makes for a better experience. I thought yurotrash was supposed to be beer experts?

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>> No.14141600

w-what happens if it gets stuck to your eyeball

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>> No.14141945

prob an australian, all they know about beer is that it gets you drunk in large quantities
>protip: 99% euro/usa baiters are austards

>> No.14141966

This is why every public establishment needs a fat black woman working to shout "Oh Haaaaalllle Nah!" everytime stupid shit like this happens.

>> No.14142005

Why are burgers so stupid?

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>> No.14142084

why does he starts adding more salt and shit to it, that seems maddening

>> No.14142093

How IS the food at Tiny Bits?

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>> No.14142524

think he meant the foam on the pie

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>> No.14142532

He acts really sexual for a guy from a Muslim country.

>> No.14142535

no way this is not on purpose.

>> No.14142537

I don't get it.

>> No.14142545

Did he ded?

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>> No.14142558

Mmm, fresh graboid

>> No.14142573
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Do Americans REALLY do this?

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>> No.14142826

that's cause everyone kept bullying him for it, fuck the haters.

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>> No.14142873

what in the fuck

>> No.14142891

why would anyone stick around for this though? it's fucking creepy

>> No.14142910

I have never been genuinely disgusted by a face as much as this dude's. hapas are the worst genetic combination

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i could feel my face contorting into expressions i didnt think homanly possible

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>> No.14142937

this is probably the worst thing ive ever seen in my life

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>> No.14142963

jesus christ, how do you not have empathy for the poor thing?

>> No.14142971

Oh he's doing the carnivore style filming now?

>> No.14142984

It has no head. It's just muscle contractions. Grim, nonetheless.

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>> No.14142995

It's called food styling, why are you being a dramatic faggot about it

>> No.14143072

yeah ok buddy

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>> No.14143308

The freedom to pay out the ass just to be seen by a doctor. The freedom to be homeless due to zero welfare and job security.

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Serves you right, dumb bitch. Needlessly torturing an intelligent creature like that

>> No.14143376

>not knowing about jack


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>> No.14143385

I fucking hate this chernobyl looking yummy faced prick.

>> No.14143389

takes more than that to kill a bear

>> No.14143396

Me too anon, me too.

>> No.14143407

Dony talk to the poor Octopus like that, it got a gook stuck on it's tentacles :(

>> No.14143632

He's from Thailand so...

>> No.14143733

Crazy to think Jack had three strokes.

>> No.14143774

nu /ck/ being baited once again

>> No.14143777

Him on that shark tank like show was amazing

>> No.14143784
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Oh she's real, Look up Kays cooking on YouTube, showing the delights of Northern English home cooking.

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Of course not idiot, it's just cgi

>> No.14143833

Post the lightbulbs

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>> No.14143836

is this /cK/ay or Ja/ck/

>> No.14143843

Thank you.

>> No.14143854
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Beast is always more entertaining than that cuck jack.

>> No.14143859

le maniac ice cream man

>> No.14143880

>mince meat
it's obviously Kay

>> No.14143885

>eat lots of thing

so funny

>> No.14143961

>doesn't show finished product
what's the POINT

>> No.14143962

>do Europoors really?

>> No.14143995

not meant to be funny you stupid nigger

>> No.14144001

then why

>> No.14144025

>Northern English
Fuck off, m8 - she's from the Midlands, at best.

>inb4 "the midlands don't exist, Birmingham is in the north..."

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>> No.14144073

That's from Germany

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>> No.14144098

He's gonna die right?

>> No.14144107
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He has transcended humanity.

>> No.14144113

I hate everything about Jack. He is the most repulsive human on this planet to me. I wish nothing but the worst for him.

>> No.14144114

>Tfw you will never have a former OL sushi chef wife.

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You idiots have shit taste in food youtubers.

>> No.14144169

That sauce is actually incredibly delicious.

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>> No.14144267

this guy just needs to stop embarrassing himself, and wasting food.

>> No.14144353

What is this?

>> No.14144415

stop browsing this board 100+ times

>> No.14144578

thats an eel right?

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>> No.14144629

great stuff, weird place to poast it.
i think alien and giger's art in general are much more resonant because a lot of horror/alien monster tropes are based on feminine aspects like the ovum, flowers (stranger things), vaginas(predator), etc. whereas giger is purely penile

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>> No.14144667

giger was a closet case, one way to look at his art is as a way to sublimate his penile fixation and fetishism through the (abstract) female form

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>> No.14144690

Nice vegan pizza

>> No.14144695

Yeah but swallowing that much salt and vinegar must destroy your body

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>> No.14144711

Water nice and cold
Beef in

>> No.14144924
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>Getting butthurt from a two word post


Pic related - you.

>> No.14145470

ngl that could actually be good, just throw some salt and lemon juice on it.

>> No.14145783

does this retard not know how to open a plastic bag?
or does he need to be pretencious about everything

>> No.14145839

The best tomato sauce you'll ever taste.

>> No.14145867

aint got shit on badlands

>> No.14145920

so this is what jeffrey epsteins been up to since his suicide

>> No.14145926

I can see myself drunk eating that

>> No.14145931

>use them attached to your phone anyway

>> No.14145957

The video paused for me when the old guy was smelling the second pizza and my dumbass was sitting there for a whole minute thinking he was just taking his time with that thing

>> No.14146007

fuck off bug chong

>> No.14146113


What a disgusting greasy fucking shit

>> No.14146295

She lives in Sheffield

>> No.14146313

Fuck this faggot

>> No.14146367

unironically looks like a high-school art project

>> No.14146401
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The thing is that all my cooking webms were saved from this board, so they're always going to be reposts.
I guess I might could find something slightly cooking related in some of the other folders, but it'd be slim pickings.

I hate that guy but he's more successful and working harder than me.

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Anything above cambridge is Norf tho m8

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>> No.14146417

Bullshit, he made it in an iranian one i last watched

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>> No.14146437

damn he almost made it

>> No.14146446

I wonder what goes on in the head of someone who posts that pasta here.
Does he think the oppressive Chinese State will cut off your Internet if you see it, but as long as you don't, you're allowed to browse fucking 4chan of all places?

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>> No.14146663

This is why the West is failing

>> No.14146673

Better to pay a small fee at the hospital than get it for "free" and bleed out in the waiting room while Muhammad's 44 children get their sniffles checked out on the taxpayer's dime.

>> No.14146679

Just a super basic curry. Better than 90% of those meme angle cooking videos that exist.

>> No.14146689

Yeah but no head or skin. I like to at least think it was beheaded before being skinned.

>> No.14146693

Why the fuck has he plated it like that and eat it like a retard? Wait I think I answered my own question.

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>> No.14146793

What is this uncanny valley looking thing?

>> No.14146808

Its because its a comedy skit you inbred mongoloid

>> No.14146926

>cucumber carpaccio marinated in cucumber jus
Wouldn't be that bad desu. Slice those cucumbers thinner, add chopped herbs, lemon/vinegar, garlic, salt and pepper and oil in that blender et voila.

>> No.14146974
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Why are chinks so humorless unless they're partaking in animal cruelty?

>> No.14147012

looks like chicken vindaloo

>> No.14147117

i'm viewing this thread with my iphone. can someone give me a brief synopsis of what's happening in this webum?

>> No.14147124

i've seen this happen at the salsa bar at taco cabana. i called the dude out on it. he acted like it was no big deal. just wanted to sample it before putting it on his tacos. fuck, i hate people.

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No, fuck off dumb phoneposter.

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>> No.14147232

Kinda hot ngl

>> No.14147639

turks are a bit more secular

>> No.14147651

based octopus blowing streamer thots the fuck out

>> No.14147682
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I don't see why such a devout minimalist wouldn't get a smaller place. Or a trailer even. I hear those are being pushed on these Silicon Valley idiots now because they're "green"

>> No.14147690

a tranny

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I don't know what that is. One of those hotpockets I keep reading about?

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>> No.14147843

after watching Matt Stonie, this is unimpressive.

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i would make her taco pop if you nawmsayin

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>> No.14147995

He looks like that hitchhiker that killed a guy with a hatchet

>> No.14148065

> that soothing tong pat

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Holy fuck

>> No.14148136

Can someone post his claw hand video ? I feel bad laughing at him, but i cant resist.

>> No.14148150

>taps knife
Yeah fuck that shit

>> No.14148160

They're not even human

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>> No.14148272

Why is he putting the eggs directly on the heat at the end?

>> No.14148307

to heat them

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>> No.14148333

it was an annoying prick in the uk before you yank have just broke him.

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>no counter argument
>haha yuropoor mad

>> No.14148345

Spend some time on /ck/, it's how mexican street food people open them

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Rent free

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>> No.14148395

he's conditioned himself to associate food with ad revenue
anything he eats on camera tastes good because of all that dopamine

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>> No.14148587

I just never understood why he felt the need to save so much money. Its not like he is saving up to buy something.

>> No.14148850

Did the octopus bite her?

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He can't be beat.

>> No.14148983

Yes, that's where the blood came from.

>> No.14149119

Oh Jesus.

>> No.14149136

I hate this guy so fucking much

>> No.14149155

It's the organic poptart

>> No.14149173

>tfw gordon has been blinded by the green

>> No.14149184

Gordon's always done anything for a quick buck.
He's done ads for Walmart beef.
The first thing he did with his Michelin star was sell apples.

>> No.14149188

What's the point of opening the bag like that, what the fuck?

>> No.14149193

His downfall began when he started doing american tv.

>> No.14149213

unless you want a fair election or a non two party political system or actual political representation or anything

>> No.14149284

Near Death 8 Tendril Revengence Style: Food Reversal!

>> No.14149329

fuckin lol

>> No.14149340


> Can't even drink in public legally in the majority of the country

Fucking lol

>> No.14149430

Is this a compilation of guys receiving anal for the first time?

>> No.14149445

I'm surprised so much cola escaped.

You'd think he'd be more exeperienced in having high pressure fluid shot in his mouth.

>> No.14149538

Isnt that just baked ziti without the baked part

>> No.14149889

Made this, was good, next time will make it with port wine instead of beer

>> No.14150035

Based Ottoman.

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>> No.14150097

fucking lmao

>> No.14150105

>all the seething yuro replies

>> No.14150134

It's shrimp shit.

>> No.14150147

I like how he never cooks with his own sauce

>> No.14150159

i don't get it

>> No.14150179

What bugs me is they dont even skin or gut things before they eat them.
>let's eat things whole, shit and all.

>> No.14150237

Based Gaki poster

>> No.14150260

hella cute

>> No.14150274

He actually doesnt puke as often as you would think.

>> No.14150379

or how about we use this new tool called knife and cut it into strips instead using a fucking paperclip

>> No.14150418

He has time travel technology? How far does his kingdom reach?

>> No.14150473

>File: 1579596286836.webm (2.77 MB, 853x480)
those are all real americans, on an american tv show. we all do this

>> No.14150571

Because it has been decapitated.

>> No.14150858

>food analogy

>> No.14150870

So not only are they cooking it alive but on top of that they cut it's fucking head off? Jesus christ chinamin are some sick fucks.

>> No.14150881

Fuck, how do you control the urges to smear your blood across such a empty home?

>> No.14150884

Whats the "skip" that he is replying to?

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>> No.14150960

i know mexicans do it but i thought he knew better

>> No.14150976

It's one about an extraplanetary transgender artificial engine playing a mmorpg. Very important. So powerful.

>> No.14151033

He's gone insane

>> No.14151058

I think she's really bad at cutting onions

>> No.14151075

He's making it authentic

>> No.14151127

I think he just looks that way.

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why would he salt the fritos?

>> No.14151388

I bet you call vegans cucks and post on reddit about how epic bacon is

>> No.14151395

Its German reality TV. Its Fake. We have a long lasting tradition of paying retards to purposefully act even more retarded then they actually are so slightly less retarded retards can feel superior watching the other retards on TV.

>> No.14151465

Yes, it's sauce

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>> No.14151524

You just explained reality tv in general.

>> No.14151529

>The old guy
You have to be 18 years old to post here.

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>> No.14151810

It's likely a Hong Konger. Lots of people hate China and for good reason but the vast majority of spam you see online about China is from them, not Westerners.

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>the vast majority of spam you see online about China is from them, not Westerners.
Maybe before they caused the Corona Virus, now pretty much everyone hates them and, especially on this site, will take any opportunity to screw over Chinamen.

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>> No.14152105

You can only appreciate minimalism when you can see the emptiness around it

>> No.14152247

this is torture

>> No.14152271

omg hes like a baby ;-;

>> No.14152408

but this is the only good board

>> No.14152492

typical violent nigger

>> No.14152528

if only it would roll instead of swim it'd be perfect. auto-rotisserie

>> No.14152991

The fact you would compare European and american slaughterhouses to Chink tortured adrenaline bush meat reveals your shill power level

>> No.14152998

If you read it on 4chan must be true innit

>> No.14153021
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Literally the labyrinth from hellraiser 2 except more dread inducing.

>> No.14153219

Asians don't have a soul

>> No.14153321

More like when rich people try to act normal kek

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