/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14142644]

redpill me on jollibee /ck/. what does it taste like?

[Anonymous No.14143022]

>>14142644
chick fil a but with asian spices. they really do have the superior chicken sammich.

[Anonymous No.14143041]

This video is very informative about the Jollibee experience
https://youtu.be/Uo1YPugo7sw

[Anonymous No.14143060]

Demonic establishment that puts hot dogs, velveeta cheese, and ketchup on spaghetti. Burn down every building you see, they must not be allowed to spread.

[Anonymous No.14143070]

>>14143041
>This video is very informative about the Jollibee experience
for me it's this video. is Jollibee in America yet? I've never seen one where i live (Maryland)

[Anonymous No.14143081]

Very overrated. Pasta tastes like garbage. Fries are whack. Chicken is mediocre in comparison to Popeye's. 1/10 would never try again.

[Anonymous No.14143091]

>>14142644
Jollibee can fuck off and the CEO should literally an hero for unironically paying someone to shill advertisements on this shithole of a website

[Anonymous No.14143145]

>>14142644
Their chicken and mango handpie are good but everything else is an abomination. Pinoy food is, dare I say it, worse than British food.

[Anonymous No.14143147]

>>14142644
Chicken, Gravy, and Pancit Palabok is good.

[Anonymous No.14143159]

>>14143070
I don't understand what's going on in that video

[Anonymous No.14143179]

>>14143159
Buy our shit, get a hot wife/husband goyium.

[Anonymous No.14143255]

Where in the US are they located?

[Anonymous No.14143420]

I want a giant female worker Jollibee© to sting me in the ass with her modified ovipositor stinger. After she punctures the inner wall of my rectum, I'll watch her pull away, shrieking in pain and bleeding ketchup as her digestive tract, made of giant strands of Jolly Spaghetti™ and covered in hot dog meat sauce, separates from her body along with the stinger, which is pumping frosty purple yam ice cream into my sphincter. She beats her crispy breaded Chickenjoy™ wings furiously, showering the area with stale grease, as she tries to fly back to the hive, but her gaping ass wound where her stinger used to bee is too deep, and she flops down on the ground, hyperventilating and sweating gravy from every pore. I'll watch her gasp and spasm like the chunk of flan in a halo-halo as she bleeds out the last of her ketchup blood onto the parched ground and then fall down on top of her, her stinger still filling me with frosty fun, and start paradoxically undressing as hypothermia begins to kill me from the inside out.

[Anonymous No.14143474]

>>14143420
Good read/10
Didn’t even know I had that fetish

[Anonymous No.14143495]

>>14142644
Chicken is great. Pancit is good. Burgers and everything else good only if drunk

[Anonymous No.14143529]

>>14143420
I really really like this post

[Anonymous No.14143537]

>>14143420
great work anon thanks!

[Anonymous No.14143714]

>>14143420

[Anonymous No.14144646]

[Anonymous No.14144660]

>>14142644
best fast food chicken in the world

[Anonymous No.14144671]

>>14144646
Those breakfasts look alright but everything else looks pretty mediocre. And I'd never eat any of those breakfast items before 11 AM. Too much.

[Anonymous No.14144692]

>>14142644
we've been through this before
terrible:pasta, burgers, hotdog sandwich, soft serve
okay: the weird orange noodles
great:mango turnovers

[Anonymous No.14144704]

>>14143420
So many retards ITT that don't realize this is pasta

[Anonymous No.14144754]

tastes like... BASED and 'BEEpilled

[Anonymous No.14144817]

>>14144646
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[Anonymous No.14145010]

>>14144704
specifically jolli spaghetti

[Anonymous No.14145381]

>>14143070
I saw one in DC a few months back

[Anonymous No.14145423]

>>14143091
I was one of those people that you thought were "shilling"
no one pays me to be here, retard. I went there myself and genuinely enjoy their food.

[Anonymous No.14145427]

>>14144754
god look how cute that woman is

[Anonymous No.14145432]

>>14144704
At this point any Jollibee thread is copy pasta. I even have to post the same images from the two times I've gone in every thread lol

[Anonymous No.14145463]

I remember when I started working at a local college cafeteria a couple of the kids would ask for "chickenjoy" and I didn't know exactly what that was until these threads. It's cute that's the generic term for fried chicken for some people.

[Anonymous No.14145493]

>>14142644
I've only had their chicken and not their pasta or burgers. The chicken is better than KFC but not as good as Popeyes. The chicken doesn't have any special Filipino seasonings or anything. It just tastes like standard American style fried chicken.

They also serve pineapple juice which is pretty awesome.

My fast food fried chicken ranking goes

1) Popeyes
2) Jollibee
3) KFC
4) Churches
I'm not counting Chick Fil A because they don't serve bone-in chicken.

[Anonymous No.14145511]

I only went once so far
Felt like entering a kids toy isle
The food pictures they had up made all the food look like candy
Got some drumsticks, it was really bland but tasted "healthier" than KFC in a way
Overall a weird place, I dont really see it succeeding in the US outside of filipino bubbles
I need to try out the other dishes though

[Anonymous No.14145529]

>>14142644
Potato nigger that grew up in the Philippines. The banana ketchup spaghetti really grows on you. But I wouldn't eat it more than once a month.

[Anonymous No.14145532]

>>14144646
The first and only time I went there, I got the Chickenjoy with some fries and it all sucked. The Pearl Coolers look good though.

[Anonymous No.14145539]

>>14145427
she's cute indeed, but what do you think of this?

[Anonymous No.14145549]

>want to open Jollibee where I live because the closest one is fucking 400 miles away
>look up franchise cost
>In order to open a Jollibee restaurant franchise, you must have a net worth of more than $450,000.
what in the fuck America.
I JUST WANT A JOLLIBEE I CAN GO TO.

[Anonymous No.14145557]

>>14145539
She's really hot but she's probably straight so I have no chance with her anyways.

[Anonymous No.14145558]

>>14145549
Me but with Culver's.

[Anonymous No.14145596]

>>14145558
Except Culver's only cost $55,000.
That's way more doable than that $450,000 shit.

[Anonymous No.14145684]

>>14145557
post feet
also, pretty sure that pic is a guy

[Anonymous No.14145700]

>>14143081
this

The only decent thing is their peach and mango hobo pies.

[Anonymous No.14145742]

>>14142644
Sour pennies

[The Pastor No.14145755]

It's like Filipina whores. You'd probably fuck one, but not marry one.

[Anonymous No.14145861]

>>14144704
>Hurrr I shitpost more on a /tv/ tier niche board than these other newfags

[Anonymous No.14145924]

>>14142644
No, it's shit and I'm a flip. Fuck that red bee.

[Anonymous No.14146004]

>>14142644
the chicken is okay
the gravy is superb
fuck their spaghetti

[Anonymous No.14146040]

>>14145684
You think it's a guy with tits?
Isn't Thailand known for lady boys?

[Anonymous No.14146334]

>>14145924
>unironically calling yourself flip as a filipino
this post reeks of small pp

[Anonymous No.14146581]

>>14145539
she's also cute, albiet a lot more androgynous when done up like that.

[Anonymous No.14146586]

>>14143420
>where her stinger used to bee
>used to bee

pure kino

[Anonymous No.14146601]

>>14143420
Very cool!

[Anonymous No.14147338]

>>14145423
Well then you’re a colossal faggot for posting threads that nobody wanted

[Anonymous No.14147357]

It tastes like broken dreams

[Anonymous No.14147478]

>>14142644
PLEASE OPEN A LOCATION IN INDIANA. ANYWHERE, I DON'T CARE. PLEASE I NEED THE FLIPPY SPAGHETTI

[Anonymous No.14148082]

>>14143147
Hell yeah, motherfucker

[Anonymous No.14148089]

>>14143255
If you live in a place with a lot of Philippine people, there's probably one close by.

[Anonymous No.14149886]

>>14145539
I'd spill my Jollibee spaghetti inside of her if you know what i mean.

[Anonymous No.14149899]

>>14147338
>nobody
some of us did. Some of us still do. Why are you in the thread you don't like being in, tardo?

[Anonymous No.14149909]

>>14146334
Not that anon but I'm Filipina and I went to school with others that were as well as Lao and Thai and we all said Flip.
You sound like you don't know anything about Filipinos.

[Anonymous No.14149930]

>>14142644
It's similar to in-n-out in that it's absolute shit but californians shill it out of regional pride. The difference being that instead of californians it's flips doing the shilling.

[Anonymous No.14149946]

>>14149930
I've had both and I don't think it's the same at all.
Every time I've gone to Jollibee, it's been mostly asians there. I don't get the comparison to the In and Out crowd at all.

[Anonymous No.14149952]

>>14142644
Like chicken soaked in banana ketchup and plain white rice.

[Anonymous No.14149992]

>>14149930
It's a Flip company and it only recently reached stateside.

[Anonymous No.14150057]

>>14145539
I'd fuck it while wearing my KFC uniform. I don't know if it's a dude or a girl, and I frankly don't care.
>>14145493
Is KFC really that bad? I almost never eat bone-in chicken, and I never eat fried chicken from anywhere else because I don't get it for free.

[Anonymous No.14150072]

>>14142644
I had jollibee in the Philippines. This was after hearing my Filipino friends go on and on about how great it was. I was completely unimpressed. Popeyes, chick fil a, and KFC are all superior.

[Anonymous No.14151494]

>>14149952
>banana ketchup
they use a brown gravy

[Anonymous No.14151595]

Everyone of you commie loving bastards are going to get piped by Popeyes

[Anonymous No.14152317]

>>14151595
what's this even mean