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Anonymous Thu May 28 20:15:42 2020 No.14165318 [Reply] [Original]

Food sins thread

I always twist an oreo and throw out the second cookie. If I could throw out both I would.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:19:09 2020 No.14165330 >>14165318 wtf is wrong with you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:20:44 2020 No.14165343 >>14165318 I make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without jelly cause it tastes like shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:24:20 2020 No.14165357 >>14165318 I always put ketchup on my eggs

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:25:13 2020 No.14165364 I throw out the cream, we’re like two halves of a whole eh?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:26:27 2020 No.14165370 >>14165318 >>14165364 you both deserve to be publicly executed

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:26:31 2020 No.14165371 >>14165318 >If I could throw out both I would. FUCKING BASED

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:27:31 2020 No.14165372 I post on this board but I don't even eat.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:30:18 2020 No.14165384 File: 53 KB, 750x825, 94118009_2564922103835384_7650386212254908416_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14165343 But thats just a peanutbutter sandwich and it's a thing. Also try pb/honey.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:31:00 2020 No.14165387 >>14165318 I got a bonus large soda from the McDonalds man today when I selected my din-din, but since I didn't want it I threw it RIGHT IN THE FUCKING TRASH.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:49:47 2020 No.14165452 >>14165318 whip crisco and powdered sugar together, $$$ saver if you just want the filling

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 20:52:18 2020 No.14165463 >>14165387 What a fool I like forgetting about my coke and then finding it in my cup holder the next day. It's like a little surprise treat for me

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:39:23 2020 No.14165638 >>14165463 I drink sweet tea. Can't stand carbonation.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:40:53 2020 No.14165646 >>14165384 Can attest for PB honey sandwhiches

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:44:05 2020 No.14165662 >>14165318 Why can't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:47:29 2020 No.14165676 >>14165384 >>14165646 >pb&honey Fucking excellent yes and if you toast it juuust a bit

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 21:53:09 2020 No.14165707 >>14165318 >my husband can drink hard liquors and not twitch a facial muscle at all but he WILL gag and may vomit if he drinks iced tea >for me ketchup on a pb&j

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 22:01:55 2020 No.14165762 >>14165318 I use tap water for brewing coffee and butter my bread before I toast it

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:50:49 2020 No.14166239 >>14165662 Taking off one cookie is easy, the second one takes finessing >>14165452 Boy it sure is a bummer to know that's all it is >>14165762 Yeeah i use tap water too

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:52:58 2020 No.14166250 >>14165676 add bacon and bananas to that PB and honey sandwich it's DAMN GOOD

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:53:48 2020 No.14166253 >>14166239 Scrape the filling off with you incisors, then throw the bare cookie away.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 28 23:54:29 2020 No.14166256 >>14165318 I like to put mayo on my pizza, hotdogs, and fries.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:11:44 2020 No.14166330 >>14166250 Dude its past midnight stop making me hungry

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 00:14:51 2020 No.14166339 >>14165318 >If I could throw out both I would Wait, why can't you? What's preventing you from throwing away the other cookie?

Anonymous Fri May 29 01:26:39 2020 No.14166600

I have a mental disorder where bringing most food to close to my face makes me puke.
Due to this I have the worst diet known to man, and yet preach on here about healthy diets and veganism when I cant bring myself to eat any green vegetables.

I am the worst type of person on here.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:38:09 2020 No.14166629 >>14166250 jus banana, no bacon

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 01:56:18 2020 No.14166658 I make carbonara without bothering about the eggs. Half-cooked eggs add nothing positive to the dish. All the flavour is in the cheese, meat, and pepper.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 02:02:19 2020 No.14166666 >>14165318 I make vegan food and feed it to my dog, no meat.

Anonymous Fri May 29 03:57:54 2020 No.14166955

>>14165318
>I always twist an oreo and throw out the second cookie. If I could throw out both I would.
my roommate literally did the same thing so i stopped him and asked him to just start keeping em and give em to me. i got real unhealthy those last few months dude because that nigga ate a lot of fucking oreos

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 04:44:09 2020 No.14167019 File: 66 KB, 486x623, 1574644194457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14166666 >those digits of course you would lucifer

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 05:07:50 2020 No.14167064 I don't think I could cook anything more complicated then eggs I'm 23

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 11:57:01 2020 No.14168054 >>14165384 pb and yogurt or pb and banana are also good.

Anonymous Fri May 29 13:35:57 2020 No.14168466
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>July 2019
>make the mistake of electing myself to host the 4th of July cookout
>various family members come over, all is good at first
>Cousin's shithead 6 year old son knocks over a jar of pickles
>kinda mad, but whatever, he's just a kid
>ask Cousin to run to the store and pick up a new jar
>he asks why
>tell him it's because his kid knocked it over
>he stares at me trying to look confused
>suckerpunch him in the face
>he's a little guy and pretty skinny so he just falls down right away
>begin kicking him in the stomach
>start kicking him in the face just for the hell of it, his eye starts bleeding
>his dad, my uncle, freaks the fuck out and thinks he's gonna yell at me
>I turn around and give him a haymaker
>he's like 85 or something so he drops immediately
>everyone else also starts freaking out and yelling and acting like total retards
>run into my house and grab my 9mm
>come back outside, fire a single shot in the air
>tell them, "this is my house, my cookout, my rules!!! if you don't like that then get the fuck out!!!"
>everybody leaves
>have yet to hear from even a single one of them since

i think i kinda fucked up

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:43:59 2020 No.14168510 >>14165364 It tastes like oil and fake vanilla, no shame in throwing out that crap unless its brownie oreos, in that case fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:46:35 2020 No.14168521 >>14165318 I buy come, shake it and slowly let the gas out because I don't like how heavily carbonated it is

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:49:36 2020 No.14168536 >>14165762 >Not frying your bread on equal parts butter and olive for hours on low, gradually adding garlic and parsley then topping it with your own homemade cream cheese and choice of smoked meat

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:50:22 2020 No.14168541 >>14165357 Try salsa instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 13:50:53 2020 No.14168542 >>14167064 why do you come to /ck/ then?

Anonymous Fri May 29 13:52:06 2020 No.14168551

>>14165318
I can't just eat chicken, steak, or pork by itself
I had too many bad experiences with it when I was a kid because my parents were garbage cooks
and its 100% a mental thing because if any of them are part of another dish or something I dont mind eating them

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:36:10 2020 No.14168724 >>14165318 I'm vegan but I feed my cat grain-free canned food and sardines so his coat is shiny

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 14:51:32 2020 No.14168788 >>14166600 >criminally unchecked schizo shit poster >>14168466 >Checked and fucking kek'd You did the right thing, king. it is unfortunate that you are too beautiful a person for this fallen world.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:00:53 2020 No.14168836 >>14165357 >>14168541 Second this, salsa on eggs is actually pretty good

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:15:21 2020 No.14168899 >>14168466 They should have respected the pickles. You are in the right anon.

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>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 15:43:31 2020 No.14169015 >>14166658 how do i upboat this

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:17:47 2020 No.14169124 >>14165318 Thats not a sin. Who the fuck eats oreos with the lid on

>>	Anonymous Fri May 29 16:36:12 2020 No.14169191 >>14165707 >for me ketchup on a pb&j What the fuck possessed you to try these two things together in the first place

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