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Friday night edition

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>> No.14168855

kill yourself with this unfunny shit

>> No.14168863

>friday night
It's 3 in the afternoon.

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before retards pile in the thread saying he just got out of prison, it was for a video.

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the fuck is that? a scotch egg?

>> No.14168898

There's nothing unfunny about it

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>> No.14168915

absolutely vile

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>> No.14168932

How much salt and peppers does this faggot need?

>> No.14168941

how does he refill them?

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The guy on the left just got out of prison.
The one on the right is staged by The Chive.

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There are pipes hidden under the sand.

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whats the point of the big cup filtering into the jug?

>> No.14168992

I've been gone from /ck/ for 12 months and you faggots are still posting the same 20 webms in this thread. how fucking boring.

>> No.14168996

what the fuck did I just watch

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How about you stay gone next time?

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Why don't you make something new?

>> No.14169136

>tfw no pelican bro to keep you company for lunch

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Keep crying about it, bitch.

>> No.14169192

Oh boy that's a lot of soda pop
His tummy must be rumbly

>> No.14169199

>that'll be $299 plus tax and tip sir

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>> No.14169207

Have we really reached the point in our civilization where pouring liquids into a cup has to be dumbed down even further?

>> No.14169216

It's not about how hard it is, it's about speed and consistency. This is designed for something like sporting events and concerts where you need to serve a lot of people very quickly.

>> No.14169224

keep crying bish nibba

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>> No.14169648

The sand is being heated from underneath, so when the pots are nestled in, they start boiling over.
^This cuck is full of shit.

>> No.14169662

>There is only one time zone in the whole world

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>> No.14170424

That's a big turnip.

>> No.14170469

I would like to see you serve beers that fast without foam.

>> No.14171611

Raw AND rotten!

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>> No.14171659

But mexican food is top tier right?

>> No.14171694

is that masao?
did he start cooking again?

>> No.14171702

Magic coffee.

>> No.14171721

must've boiled those eggs for like a half hour for them to be that green

>> No.14171763

Pasi Viheraho.

>> No.14171775

is he even human or is some bizarre finnish goblinoid

>> No.14171814

can't believe there are gaygen crossposters lurking this thread
get out fags this is a masc board

>> No.14172006

Make me faggot, suck my dick.

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>> No.14172022

ur lucky im ip banned from gaygen nonce

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trip on, bish. I'm 1000x more masc than you. You WISH you were on the left in this webm.

>> No.14172036

try calling me fem when you taste my file gumbo cocksucker

>> No.14172156

The virgin continental nibble
The chad Anglo gorge

>> No.14172214

...remind me not to ask you for directions

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>> No.14172280

pretty neat

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wasteful, but would bang
oh Jesus Christ

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fucking ironing board

>> No.14172687

I really need to confess that the guy on the left is really really cute and I'd love to meet him. He looks like he's be fun to hang out with

>> No.14172710

the problem with these mexican ones is that i dont know what any of this shit is

>> No.14172715

>Same god damn webms every single thread
Just stop posting this thread already

>> No.14172735

I wonder how he felt after eating all that shit

>> No.14172737

ah. i see what she did wrong
she's fucking retarded

>> No.14172741

I wonder what dumb asshole thought that was a good idea. Thats the least appetizing thing ive ever seen let alone how impractical and wasteful it is.
This is peak degeneracy and decadence.

>> No.14172777

putting it in a growler, just think like a milk jug of a certain beer

>> No.14172796

Tbqh they sell this shit in my city, a few blocks . its not bad if you like sour spicy shit. Like Takis with candy and shit mixed in, trust me I know it looks like garbage but pretty normal around these parts
>t. texan

>> No.14172818

the only way he could fuck his teeth faster is if he vomited it all back up

>> No.14172833

I'm browsing this board on an iPhone. Can someone give me a brief synopsis of what's happening in this webum?

>> No.14172864

J lo's into some weird shit these days

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>> No.14173376

Beef does take a lot of pepper well.

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>> No.14173596

Indian egg toast

>> No.14173899

So there is this guy surrounded by what can only be described as an "egg fort". It seems impossible for him to ever leave without breaking any of the eggs

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>> No.14174213

The top culinary mastermind of Finland.

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>> No.14174248

>no head
bunch of plebs

>> No.14174316

>The guy on the left just got out of prison.
literally who is this fag anyway? i thought i knew the sauce of this clip because it's been floating around for years but now that i'm looking for it i can't find it so i don't think i ever did.

>> No.14174330

>those powerful hands
>that fucking classy bling
>those knife skills
Remind me again why you faggots hate ja/ck/?

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>> No.14174348

You haven't poured beer have you?

>> No.14174357

Sure but why even bring that up? I didn't see any traditional mexican food there.

>> No.14174359

Unfunny reddit meme that has been spammed to death by autists

>> No.14174377

Like all americans he only drinks cans of bud light

>> No.14174402

>500 dollars

>> No.14174419

Is pouring beer supposed to be difficult?

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>> No.14174929

Here you go friend-o

>> No.14175005

If you're european.

>> No.14175102

fucking kek

>> No.14175127

Are those crinkle cut chips?

>> No.14175136

no no no no

>> No.14175191

This is why Mexico is gonna become as Obese as America

>> No.14175196

Thank you for my daily dose

>> No.14175201

Jesus those birbs are huge

>> No.14175215

I like how knowing how to cook is becoming an uncommon skill with every generation

>> No.14175232

Why couldn't I have had a big titty, chicken tendie eating mommy?

>> No.14175539

Mexico already surpassed The US years ago.

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>> No.14175660

>eggs like green sawdust
And yet, I'm still morbidly curious about what her pasta salad tastes like. I just can't bring myself to actually make it to find out.

>> No.14175664

If you think that's wasteful, you should check out her authentic Italian meatballs video.

>> No.14175666

if thats not sausig, what is it?

>> No.14175674

pretty based bartender, is what I'd LIKE to say, but I can't stand how he fucks me with his eyes.

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>> No.14175682

That stupid facial hair of his makes it look like he has no chin.

>> No.14175684

We don't hate him
But we don't tolerate him

>> No.14175700

>tries chugging three at once
>spills it on his fat fucking shirt
Fucking lmao

>> No.14175719

Of him having a meal after getting out of prison.

>> No.14175725

Chang Flintstone: how do you like my new hat?
Pelican: and Pa said I'd never make anything of myself

>> No.14175782

theres a door behind him

>> No.14175794

>europoor deflection and projection

So sad that you can't own up to your grotesque failings.

>> No.14175801

he killed sanic

>> No.14175804

chocolate candy if I remember correctly, it is the gohan episode of absolutely tasty

>> No.14175805

badlands is based

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>> No.14175824

Just imagine if he popped some mentos at the end.

>> No.14175848

holy shit

>> No.14175855

This was pre-covid. You're probably too young to remember what it was like to live in a world where disease was no problem.

>> No.14175866

This would be really handy in pubs now that are trying to maintain social distancing by offering table service. Especially huge pubs with upstairs and downstairs.

>> No.14175891

i have never seen a skinny mexican over the age of 25

>> No.14175909

It's a traditional American recipe though.

>> No.14175929

I lol'ed, thanks buddy

>> No.14175940

how eggs

>> No.14175953

people who get out of prison can make videos too

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>> No.14176085

No, it's German.
The woman making all this is german and using it to make herself a traditional german dinner slop.

>> No.14176124

What would you even do with that many eggs

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>> No.14176451

I was going to say century egg but the egg white should be black.

>> No.14176455

>he doesn't know

>> No.14176467

>most tables are empty
slow day? Or a testament to the shitty gimmick's effectiveness?

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its sunday you retard

>> No.14176483

you have to eat all of them

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couldnt pay me to eat that. holy shit.

>> No.14176499

That's pathetic. Bone should slide right out, they either didn't cook it to a high enough temp or didn't let it rest.

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Dont tell me you wouldnt take a big fucking bite out of that. Makes my fucking mouth water just thinking about it.

>> No.14176544

She didn't prepare the chicken with her mouth. What a copout.

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>> No.14176692

>cutting up chicken while it's still fucking raw

>> No.14176704

m8 I think you may have been taught to cook wrong, as a joke

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Hell, Richard Speck made some while he was in there.

>> No.14176803

you just KNOW he didnt wash his hands for at least 24 hours before mixing this. gross.

>> No.14176817

The woman on the right is so beautiful. I wish I was married to her.

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>24 hours
I quick hand wipe on the pants after a trip the the designated shitting street is good enough.

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this shit is so funny, the cups have lil plastic holes in the bottom that empty out if you poke em - and you see SO many people poking em ending up with a beer in their lap

>> No.14177087


is this an american version of tikka masala? either way whoever made this needs to be put down

>> No.14177140

fucking retard

>> No.14177171

> Girls: oh no my skin is broken
> Boys: you should have seen the other guy

>> No.14177206

German TV, it says "Pure Life" bottom left.

>> No.14177229

It's scripted you dorks. The fatass is an actress.

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Just because she's pretty?
She's buying shit food from a man who has never heard of soap and probably feeding it to her child.
You're free to have your own opinion, but I'd rather have an ugly one who wasn't absolute trash mentally.

>> No.14177492

>using Pajeet OS

>> No.14177529

>why are you doing this?

>> No.14177577

>Using an OS that doesn't respect your freedoms

>> No.14177628

Jailbreak iOS > rooted android

>> No.14177636

Thought it was Jack

>> No.14177639

Why is it so black?

>> No.14177653

It was cooked at too high a temperature, or too close to the heat source

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>> No.14177659

By what metrics?

>> No.14177683

Having a customizable OS that doesn't start to run like dogshit every two weeks. I used a rooted Pixel for years and Jailbroken iOS is leagues better

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>> No.14177706

Metrics implies numbers. What is actually different?

>> No.14177720

post a better recipe webm if you're so great

>> No.14177731
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>> No.14177732

Searing is good, but you can see from how porous its gone in places that its overcooked and all the moisture has been burned out that area and its just pure carbon

>> No.14177738

How do they get the cake inside the shell?

>> No.14177743

The charred parts are always my favorite part. It usually has the most flavor.

>> No.14177749

Fucking fat Ass Americans.

>> No.14177754

cgi's gotten really good lately.

>> No.14177757

bbq pit boys are usually based, they fucked this one up tho

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How about some actual good recipes?

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>> No.14177791

There's a small opening on the bottom, its not a complete sphere

>> No.14177797
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>Stopped visiting /ck/ webm threads 10 months ago because it was the same webms over and over again
>Finally visit and 70% of webms ITT are still the same shit
Who the fuck makes these idiot threads,,

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I used this recipe a few times over christmas, it's delicious. Keep the frosting separate until you're serving, the rolls will keep a few days, just give them 30 seconds in the microwave.

>> No.14177803

>The instructions said this would work.
This is the way people who believe in authority think.

>> No.14177810

Its hard to believe theres a skull in there.

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I might have to try that one.

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>> No.14177843

I'm positive that it's someone intent on ruining /ck/. Reposting this same garbage continuously is /b/ tier newfag bait, even though it doesn't represent anything /ck/ actually talks about. I really don't understand it. Also, that's how Houdini died.

>> No.14177852

I stopped going to /k/ 4 years ago because it was nothing but the same generals and reposts of same images and webms. It sucks here but it's way worse there.

>> No.14177872

I don't understand why special cups are needed instead of just using special spouts. we already have soda machines that do this shit. why couldn't you pour a beer through a straw that goes down to the bottom so you don't have to do that stupid thing where you pour into the side of the glass

>> No.14177878

why did she decide to skip the orange chips at the beginning?

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>> No.14177912

does it grow like this? what plant is this?

>> No.14177922

All fast boards are like that to some degree, but /ck/ isn't a fast board. These threads (and now all the e-celeb garbage) give tourists with nothing to contribute something easy to latch onto.

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ive seen this girl before

>> No.14177933

did they really cut to a different slow cooker and think I wouldn't notice? they fucked up the first recipe and just changed it

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>> No.14177957

absolutely tasty is absolutely best

>> No.14177969

How do you even eat this ?

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with your mouth, stupid.

>> No.14178024

that is spic shit

>> No.14178051

I assumed it was Caribbean dirty rice.

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Oh, thank fuck we got to see Lina, who makes the videos.

>> No.14178149


sweden was a mistake

>> No.14178186

That's too much stuff, looks nice but it's going to be hard to eat. Mash the avocado and asparagus, then blend them with the hollandaise.

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The beer is actually in there from the start.
The table is heated and that makes the liquid boil up so it looks like there's more of it.

>> No.14178396

dude i want to body slam those eggs so hard

>> No.14178412

i desperately hope this video was ironic

>> No.14178415
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Super Humman plz do it

>> No.14178513

Unironically one of my favorite dishes, especially with chili

>> No.14178600

I had a beer from one of these at the Dallas airport. They're kinda neat. There's a hole in the bottom of the cup and a thing like a Pog. Beer gets forced up through the hole, and the Pog seals it after. When you drain the cup, the Pog just falls out, and I guess you can collect them. They're branded.

>> No.14178634

But why

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>> No.14178678
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>> No.14178703

damn that looks really good

>> No.14178744
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Keep the bottles for refunds.

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>> No.14178763

You guys make fun of us for having milk in a bag but this is ok?

>> No.14178772

rent. free.

>> No.14178780

Are you as poor as mexico?

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>> No.14178805

>You guys
Look at the skin colour and language on the bottles and apron, that's clearly somewhere like thailand or malaysia

>> No.14178808

That's pretty cool, shredding spring onion when I make aromatic duck is a real fag

>> No.14178817

fucking ruined

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>> No.14178892

>chopping directly on granite countertop
Fucking moron

>> No.14178931

No, it looks like shit. Piss poor excuse for smoked butt.

>> No.14178934

It's Pakistani Propaganda my good sir.

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>> No.14178952

the yellow thing is bioplastic I believe

>> No.14178958

i will never understand this man. he spends so much money on kitchen gadgets and knives, but for some reason chooses a 4 inch blunt knife to do this?

>> No.14178985

Sometimes these videos are done with the restaurant closed. Like early in the morning so they can interact with and interview the head chef. But I don't think that's the case with this video I think it's just fucking empty.

>> No.14179016

Quality post

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>> No.14179056

>Confusing green onion with shallot
Why do 95% of people make this fucking mistake?

>> No.14179060

It's from Downtown DX.

>> No.14179067

Because it's the same thing?

>> No.14179068

That's kinda wholesome

>> No.14179084

It is granite, poorfag. Who cares?

>> No.14179090
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>> No.14179111

No shit they're different, but your video didn't even mention green onions.
Wrong, they're not the same thing, and if you would have spent 20 seconds on a quick Google search before posting you could've saved yourself from looking like a dumbfuck.

>> No.14179116

third world love like coke in green glass bags.

>> No.14179154

where do you think you are

>> No.14179158

Whether you add fresh minced shallot to your salad or?

>> No.14179164

Id say this is fine but it has pepsi products

>> No.14179167

This is one of my pet peeves as well. Especially when you ask someone to pick up shallots for you and they come back with fucking green onion.

>> No.14179172

Why don't you make some new webms then you fucking piece of shit.

>> No.14179174
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Wait ... did you, mention green onions?

>> No.14179178

Yes I was bitching about people confusing them with shallots. That think is pretty sweet, would use it for ramen all the time.

>> No.14179186

amazing, his friends are still close to him and surprised him after he just got out of prison
really makes me smile

>> No.14179188


>> No.14179191
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Or fried shallots in your next curry. You can't go wrong.


>> No.14179196

>coats egg in more egg and fries it
do Americans really?

>> No.14179208

If shallots have milder flavor, why do you need to add half the amount you would for an onion? Am seriously curious.

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Why the fuck are americans this lazy

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>> No.14179371

>I just can't stop thinking about them

>> No.14179382

>Crushed ramen
Absolute shit recipe.

>> No.14179423

I've heard oversized food tends to taste gross as it overgrows and loses qualities

>> No.14179428

wow the green one wasn't just a green bottle

>> No.14179474

fucking disgusting

>> No.14179504

well stream the movie if you're so great!

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>> No.14179554

Why are Americans so fast to say this webm is from Germany? Like, are you guys that insecure that you need to point out every image that slightly resembles something from America, isn't actually from America?

>> No.14179562

fuck you

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>> No.14179564

Is this kiwami japan?

>> No.14179566
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reminds me of this

>> No.14179582

Is this the guy that farts on youtube?

>> No.14179607

We predetermined the attack and took action. You're butt hurt that we had a successful preemptive strike, and you didn't get to use the video as ammo.

>> No.14179611

Something died for this...

>> No.14179618

Liberals are traitors, Matt Groening should be tried the same as Benedict Arnold.

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His account got gassed but yeah that was gassy gluton

>> No.14179721

>that ending
fucking kek

>> No.14179737

indian men are quite funny, they can fancy but always look like they got it from a flea market

>> No.14179779

Dam i was just about to buy a giant avocado

>> No.14179797

yes. American.

>> No.14179810

there's absolutely no point to slow cooking queso
what the fuck am I reading

>> No.14179826

Yo mama

>> No.14179892

Are his taste buds just completely fucked at this point?

>> No.14179899

>green bottle
There's no such thing.

>> No.14179902

American detected. Lrn2knifeandfork

>> No.14179903

1933 can't get here soon enough.

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>> No.14179907

So it's only usable on welsh onions or...?

>> No.14179911

It's a atmosphere bro, did you not see the garden. Shiiieeeet

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>> No.14179915

>When you so fat you eat your drinks

>> No.14179919

Why does this dude make y'all so salty? He's a seasoned chef, he knows what he is doing.

>> No.14179924

none of that stops him from being wrong.

>> No.14179968

Fuuuuggggg. I thought it was destroying fern nature but it's picking carrots. Based.

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>> No.14180085

something about seeing a man wearing a wifebearter with a frying pan in his hand makes me think of my dad

>> No.14180142

put your dick in it

>> No.14180148

i wonder how they went about cleaning after
if at all

>> No.14180199

They switched to a different slow cooker so that the crew didn't have to sit there for 90 minutes wasting for it to cook. They set up the finished one 90 minutes before they started filming. This is known as a "swap".

>> No.14181052

>I'm ready to settle down now

>> No.14181092

This guy and his friends look like bigger fags than the pizza guy.

>> No.14181321

Why does Mexico see fit to compete with their northern brethren for most disgusting "snack food" ?

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