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Burgers please explain to people why we douse our desert in gasoline and light it on fire before we eat it

>> No.14232489

>Burgers please explain to people why we douse our desert in gasoline and light it on fire before we eat it
Yes, that wholly American invention of finishing a dish "en flambé ".

>> No.14232492

To show the other countries we have so much oil we can burn it.

>> No.14232499

wtf is that

>> No.14232502

Americans don't have to explain anything to anyone. Fuck inferior nations.

>> No.14232504

French guy here, please teach us your ways burgers

>> No.14232505

Is the bottom piece a chocolate pizza?

>> No.14232511

Its the power of American ''melting pot'' to degenerate the crepe Suzette into just a spectacle.

>> No.14232513

Do Americans really?

>> No.14232543

Ribbit ribbit ribbbbiiit riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibit

>> No.14232552
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BECAUSE, back in The Revolutionary War, The King of England lit a church full of innocent pilgrims on fire and barred the doors. And so to thank George Washington for stabbing the tyrant king to death with an American flag, and saving freedom for the entire world, every 4th of July we light things on fire, including cakes. YOU'RE WELCOME EUROPE

>> No.14232571

Anyone who would use sheers on food is a fucking autist

Sheers are for hair, paper, and shrubbery. That's it.

>> No.14232584

A good, sturdy pair of kitchen shears are the manliest fucking thing out there. Also, learn to fucking spell.

>> No.14232589

I know you wear thick rimmed glasses, have a pompadour, and use product on you're mustache.

Nobody has ever mistaken you for a man, and not a faggot.

>> No.14232591

they're great when you're prepping fish and chicken wings and stuff

>> No.14232602


This looks like some shit straight out of kitchen nightmares.

>> No.14232611

Why has nobody posted WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS IN THE OP

>> No.14232612

That's what knives are four

>> No.14232616

calm down guys i'm sure we're missing some context here

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it's an unfertilised alien egg from area 51?

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>my face while watching that webm

>> No.14232692

it's flambeed placenta

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Its a henway anon, we used to show them on this board all the time back in 2014

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try it out sometime. it's nice just clipping the wings in half. i've got these chinese ones that have a curve near the mouth so you can apply more leverage

>> No.14232784

why do you think the desert is so hot dummy?

>> No.14232787

What's a henway?

>> No.14233248

Not much, what's up with you?

>> No.14233274

pretty sure it's actually in korea. some shitty dessert pizza dome thing. the fire serves no purpose other than spectacle and if I had to guess the filling is some sort of non dairy cheese bullshit and maybe sweet red beans

>> No.14233282

It looks kool and tastes better

>> No.14233303

Tortoiseshell, just straight hair, and glorious fucking full-on viking beard and you still can't fucking spell.

You supercilious twat.

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>> No.14233478

cottage cheese and currents served in a round pillowcase, delicious

>> No.14233541

Thank you based poster

>> No.14234293

i can't be the only one who thought it was a big rock in the beginning

>> No.14234555

Why do they light the upper half of whatever that is on fire, only to cut it off afterwards and take it away?

>> No.14234576

what IS that?

>> No.14234589


pick one

>> No.14234591


you're a bigger faggot than the one you were describing

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who is this uneven titty bitch and why is she hook gripping a fucking back squat

>> No.14234714

I wanna grab a hammer and smash that thing.

God it would feel so satisfying.

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>> No.14234972

Weird Rock

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to be fair, they do that too

>> No.14234994

Then you had better go catch it!

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