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Burgers please explain to people why we douse our desert in gasoline and light it on fire before we eat it

>> No.14232489

>>14232480
>Burgers please explain to people why we douse our desert in gasoline and light it on fire before we eat it
Yes, that wholly American invention of finishing a dish "en flambé ".

>> No.14232492

>>14232480
To show the other countries we have so much oil we can burn it.

>> No.14232499

>>14232480
wtf is that

>> No.14232502

>>14232480
Americans don't have to explain anything to anyone. Fuck inferior nations.

>> No.14232504

French guy here, please teach us your ways burgers

>> No.14232505

>>14232480
Is the bottom piece a chocolate pizza?

>> No.14232511

>>14232480
Its the power of American ''melting pot'' to degenerate the crepe Suzette into just a spectacle.

>> No.14232513

>>14232480
Do Americans really?

>> No.14232543

>>14232504
Ribbit ribbit ribbbbiiit riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiibit

>> No.14232552
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14232552

>>14232480
BECAUSE, back in The Revolutionary War, The King of England lit a church full of innocent pilgrims on fire and barred the doors. And so to thank George Washington for stabbing the tyrant king to death with an American flag, and saving freedom for the entire world, every 4th of July we light things on fire, including cakes. YOU'RE WELCOME EUROPE

>> No.14232571

Anyone who would use sheers on food is a fucking autist

Sheers are for hair, paper, and shrubbery. That's it.

>> No.14232584

>>14232571
A good, sturdy pair of kitchen shears are the manliest fucking thing out there. Also, learn to fucking spell.

>> No.14232589

>>14232584
>manliest
I know you wear thick rimmed glasses, have a pompadour, and use product on you're mustache.

Nobody has ever mistaken you for a man, and not a faggot.

>> No.14232591

>>14232589
they're great when you're prepping fish and chicken wings and stuff

>> No.14232602

>>14232480

This looks like some shit straight out of kitchen nightmares.

>> No.14232611

Why has nobody posted WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS IN THE OP

>> No.14232612

>>14232591
That's what knives are four

>> No.14232616

>>14232480
calm down guys i'm sure we're missing some context here

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14232664

>>14232616
it's an unfertilised alien egg from area 51?

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14232690

>my face while watching that webm

>> No.14232692

>>14232664
it's flambeed placenta

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14232704

>>14232611
Its a henway anon, we used to show them on this board all the time back in 2014

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14232727

>>14232480
>>14232552

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14232765

>>14232480
>desert

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14232777

>>14232612
try it out sometime. it's nice just clipping the wings in half. i've got these chinese ones that have a curve near the mouth so you can apply more leverage

>> No.14232784

>>14232765
why do you think the desert is so hot dummy?

>> No.14232787

>>14232704
>henway
What's a henway?

>> No.14233248

>>14232787
Not much, what's up with you?

>> No.14233274

>>14232611
pretty sure it's actually in korea. some shitty dessert pizza dome thing. the fire serves no purpose other than spectacle and if I had to guess the filling is some sort of non dairy cheese bullshit and maybe sweet red beans

>> No.14233282

>>14232480
It looks kool and tastes better

>> No.14233303

>>14232589
Tortoiseshell, just straight hair, and glorious fucking full-on viking beard and you still can't fucking spell.

>>14232612
>four
You supercilious twat.

>> No.14233437

>>14232480
>desert

>> No.14233478

>>14232480
cottage cheese and currents served in a round pillowcase, delicious

>> No.14233541

>>14232727
Thank you based poster

>> No.14234293

>>14232480
i can't be the only one who thought it was a big rock in the beginning

>> No.14234555

>>14232480
Why do they light the upper half of whatever that is on fire, only to cut it off afterwards and take it away?

>> No.14234576

what IS that?

>> No.14234589

>>14232584
>manly
>kitchen

pick one

>> No.14234591

>>14233303
>tortoiseshell
>soybeans

you're a bigger faggot than the one you were describing

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14234594

>>14232480
Mediocre.

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14234704

>>14232704
who is this uneven titty bitch and why is she hook gripping a fucking back squat

>> No.14234714

>>14232480
I wanna grab a hammer and smash that thing.

God it would feel so satisfying.

>> No.14234715

>gasoline
retard

>> No.14234972

>>14232480
Weird Rock

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14234985

>>14232765
to be fair, they do that too

>> No.14234994

>>14233248
Then you had better go catch it!

>> No.14235002

>>14234994
classic

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