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Give me your most horrifying /ck/ related webm's.

>> No.14234243

>>14234228
Wait, are those chicken pieces with bones?

>> No.14234249

there's a webm I've been trying to track down for ages. Cant remember much but there's this dumpy looking dude in a street corner stall surrounded by a shit ton of eggs.

>> No.14234254
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>>14234228

>> No.14234255

>>14234228
is this meant to be shared and if so how

>> No.14234259
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>>14234249
this one?

>> No.14234266
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>>14234254

>> No.14234275
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>> No.14234276
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>>14234249
probably this one

>> No.14234278

>>14234275
Oh....Oh god....I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK, NO MORE!

>> No.14234337

>>14234259
korean street food is god tier

>> No.14234351
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>>14234249
>>14234259
>>14234276

>its this guy
>i feel old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

>> No.14234397
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does anyone have the webm of a short hispanic guy getting thrown out of a restaurant. he walks up to the bouncer and acts like he's gonna hit him but then dances away.

>> No.14234399

>>14234228
I could have been on board with this until the second fucking biscuit on top.

>> No.14234402

>>14234259
This looks amazing

>> No.14234407

>>14234278
What, scared of a little chocolate soy boy?

>> No.14234412

>>14234407
you sound like a mad little bitch

>> No.14234414

>>14234275
>it's april fool's joke
Thank god for that. It's pretty high-effort for a throwaway joke though, I'm almost impressed.

>> No.14234430

>>14234275
If you change the chocolate patty whatever is to like a warm dense brownie covered in melted chocolate this would be really good for like two or three bites before it all becomes overwhelming. Maybe make it a slider.

>> No.14234441

>>14234254
;_;

>> No.14234445

>>14234259
Imagine all the fucking diseases crawling all over that.

>> No.14234449

>>14234407
Thanks, I almost didn't get my daily dose of cringe tonight.

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>>14234414

>> No.14234454

>>14234243
those might be boneless chicken breasts or
boneless chicken thighs

>> No.14234455
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>>14234276
ffs more sauce does NOT disguise your shitty food!

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>>14234455
Reminds me of this.

>> No.14234463

>>14234455
What a fucking abortion.

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>>14234460
fkkk i remember that when it appeared, wonder if he got diabetes yet...

>> No.14234469

>>14234351
how the fuck did they not know it is this video? It only gets posted on /ck/ every fucking hour. ffs.
newsflash, you're not fucking old faggot, it was just posted last hour.

>> No.14234474

>>14234460
fuck me

>> No.14234481

>>14234266
>Alarmed about being squirted in the face
>Still keeps it pointed at her face regardless

This is some fetish shit isn't it

>> No.14234486

>>14234469
I believe they were making what the youngsters call japes

>> No.14234487
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>>14234474
keep calm and eat pizza instead

>> No.14234495

>>14234455
The scissors and tongs for a fucking bag of Doritos makes me far more mad than anything should.

Also just dumping a load of water all over it at the end because fuck logic.

>> No.14234498
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this is now a gore thread!

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>>14234498

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>> No.14234523

>>14234507
Look at all that constipation.

>> No.14234526

>>14234514
This is satire, right?

>> No.14234544

>>14234507
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raclette
> is a Swiss dish
> Swiss

>> No.14234549

>>14234514
i wanna be sick

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>> No.14234553

>>14234544
Might be swiss in origin but you know it'll be eagleland-a-lised

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>>14234452
I take your autism and counter it with OCD!

>> No.14234563

>>14234553
That clip was filmed at Smithfields Market in London.

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>> No.14234569

>>14234551
So obviously fake. Fucking bat eaters.

>> No.14234575

>>14234569
I believe this video is what's referred to in the orient as a "joke".

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>> No.14234586

>>14234583
Ahhh, I hate it when that happens.

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>>14234581
i hope he was a starved/impoverished guy needing some food and not just grazing.

>> No.14234596

>>14234593
I wonder what actual honeycomb tastes like.

>> No.14234599

>>14234596
it's essentially just beeswax

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>>14234228

>> No.14234604

>>14234599
It's edible though.

>> No.14234606

>>14234600
Why?

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>>14234606
Isn't it obvious? Showing off her deepthroat skills.

>> No.14234610

>>14234255
cut it into slices like a cake

it's basically just an oversized version of biscuits and gravy. don't really understand adding the chicken to it though. probably doesn't taste bad but you'd definitely need a side of vegetables with vinegar or something so it doesn't seem overwhelmingly greasy.

>> No.14234612

>>14234596
I got a mate who keeps bees for a hobby (hes allergic as well; mad lad) and honeycomb is like a fun natural candy. Its got the honey flavor but its seperated by the comb's cells so you need to chew to get a new wave of sweet, so you can chomp into it once and enjoy the honey for a while letting it swirl in your mouth and when you want a new hit you just chew down into the comb again. when finished just spit the wax into a bin. good fun

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>>14234228

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>>14234618
I see your diabetes, and raise you one sugar-stroke.

>> No.14234629

>>14234604
Yeah I know, but it doesn't taste of anything really on its own. I used to like chewing on it for the slight honey taste.

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>>14234620
You appear to have broken your melon; let me fix that

>> No.14234635

>>14234631
For what purpose

>> No.14234637
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>>14234622
whelp my pancreas has just gone on strike. gg, ill check your digits harder than my blood sugar levels

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>>14234514
Finally, Hu-mons have taught their females to chew food for them

>> No.14234644

>>14234593
>$150 tennis/athletic shoes
>starved/improvised
No, it's just an entitled Boomer.

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>> No.14234647

>>14234596
wax, with a little flowery flavour. it gets stuck in one's teeth very easily.

>> No.14234650

>>14234645
yo, what the FUCK

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>>14234249
this one?

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>>14234676
did she have to eat all the eggs after?

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>>14234698
>>14234698
It is law!

>> No.14234717
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Civilization is DOOMED

>> No.14234721
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Heres one for OP

>> No.14234733

>>14234487
NO

>> No.14234750

>>14234618
>>14234622
I hope this place is no longer in existence.

>> No.14234756
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>>14234414
>throwaway joke
It's called an advert, anon.

>> No.14234757

>>14234721
>supposed to be a flaccid penis
>it's huge
Any food for this feel?

>> No.14234759

>>14234635
put it back in the store

>> No.14234762
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>>14234756
>oh hey cool; that looks like mercury
> OHSHTWTFNIGGANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14234767

>>14234757
Don't feel bad anon. Most guys are growers, not showers

>> No.14234774

>>14234650

I've seen three or four middle class white women do this before at sporting events.

Not sure who they are or where this comes from.

>> No.14234784

>>14234774
i can kinda understand it though. its like an oreo in milk; it just works. Im guessing the acidic Ph of the drink helps cut through the greasiness of the dunked...thing while the added sweetness enhances the overall flavor much like sweetchilli sauce or honey mustard. So it might make people do a double take when seeing it but it seems legit after thought.

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>>14234566
I stomped a mouse at work last night and the other nurses looked at me like I was some kind of monster.

>> No.14234797

>>14234593
Yeah, because if someone contaminates the food for everybody else you obviously want him to be a homeless bum rather than just a disease free asshole.

>> No.14234805

>>14234792
old people are so comfy

>> No.14234819

>>14234228
I love the high drop of garnish. Like he is finishing off a delicate dish.

>> No.14234829

>>14234792
lol ikr, my turn; 3 am house mate wakes me up by constantly knocking at my door (fk me i'm in a horror film now!). turns out he set a mousetrap and it sprung, snapping onto its front arm/leg/paw/thing and he didn't know what to do since it just kept squeaking and wanted me to deal with it. So i grab the thing take it outside (housemate following with multiple ???'s above head) and I take the mouse by the tail and smash it against the brick wall then dump it in the bin.

Next day rest of the house thinks I was "cruel" to it even though it was instant death lol. City kids need to get out more.

>> No.14234924

>>14234622
Worst crop in history.

>> No.14235049

>>14234228
What's the point of this? There's no way to take a bite without pulling it all apart and making an enormous mess. At least shred the chicken.

>> No.14235092

>>14234631
Who takes the time to cut a hole in a watermelon and doesn't fuck it?

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>>14234756

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>>14234618
>Invent candy floss burrito
>People just pull it apart like normal candy floss

>> No.14235133

>>14234487
I could honestly see that being not bad if you view it more as a savory dish rather than a dessert. Cream and cheese are relatives so cream + pizza wouldn't be a horrible combination.

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>> No.14235156

>>14234452
so... what's this supposed to do?

>> No.14235187

>>14234762
I once discussed posonings with a guy who worked at a mercury mine, according to him it's mostly safe to eat because the blobs will get coated in oxide as they go through your digestive system (so little mercury makes it into the bloidstream). It is the fumes you need to weary of. So big gulps are A-OK!

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>> No.14235216

>>14234259
What batter is she using?

>> No.14235228

>>14234259
That looks delicious

>> No.14235236

>>14234469
Sometimes I forget how autistic people are on this site

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>> No.14235305

>>14235238
>USDA banned these recently
>Was only able to buy two canned burgers from different companies
>The famous trekking one and few others that I havent tried are only shipped to Yurop
It's a fucking shame that as a burger myself I cant indulge in these anymore. I need to make a German friend si they can send me burgers in a can.

>> No.14235308

>>14235305
ebay

>> No.14235309

>>14234228
Gross and wasteful.

>> No.14235343

>>14235308
ASMC is the only one I see selling and they dont include the US on their list for delivery.

>> No.14235349

>>14235343
why do you want them so bad anon?

>> No.14235352

>>14235156
to annoy you

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>>14234266

>> No.14235355

>>14234569
autism

>> No.14235362

>>14235349
Just to literally feed my curiosity. I just want to he able to try them all out and documenting them a bit. It's stupid, but I've had fun with the last two I had.

>> No.14235364

>>14235362
based

>> No.14235413

>>14234721
>Drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce
Phew, glad that's cleared up

>> No.14235417

>>14235413
I wish my semen resembled dripping sauce.

>> No.14235418

>>14235417
i wish someone who eat my dripping sauce if you know what i mean

>> No.14235419

>>14234805
Featureman is an old /ck/ favorite. Wonderful guy.

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>>14234721

>> No.14235483

>>14234645
Do whypeepo really....

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>> No.14235514

>>14235439
HEEEEYYY CHRIS RAY GUN HEAH

>> No.14235578

>>14234717
I literally don't even know what to say.

>> No.14235587

>>14234593
Is that a raw corndog?

>> No.14235593

>>14234792
I'd eat that.

>> No.14235601

>>14235139
What weeb shit is this from?

>> No.14235621

>>14235510
Wish those were deep-fried.

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>> No.14235677

>>14234249
"Surly man of egg fort", try to search for that

>> No.14235678

>>14235666
> Didn't even rinse it off before putting it in glass
> trips confirms Satan

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>> No.14235698

>>14234254
Wouldn't that give him salmonella lol rip?

>> No.14235711

>>14235695
Where's the face? Also, what was the batter at the beginning for? See her mix it and then you never see it again...

>> No.14235737

>>14234228
I'm normally horrified by stuff like that, but honestly I would fuck that shit up. Looked good desu.

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>> No.14235749

>>14234351
How does he get out?

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Gets worse the more you watch

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>> No.14235773

>>14234583
wtf is that? a stomach?

>> No.14235781

>>14235750
Too fast. No idea what's actually going on.

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>>14235771


>>14235781
It's an omlette, separate egg white and yolk to make stripes

>> No.14235792

>>14235771
Another one. No idea what's going on.

>> No.14235796

>>14235202
it's less effective without the
look
Look!
LOOK
LOOK!!!!!
getting higher in pitch each time

>> No.14235803

>>14234397
>imma grip n sip

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>>14234469

>> No.14235817

>>14235792
That's not the webms fault, you just don't know the process.

It's ridiculous for the outcome but you can clearly see what he's making.

>> No.14235820

>>14235790
>WE TRIED THE 7 TRILLION DOLLAR ICE COFFEE WITH THE GROUND BONES OF A SAINT AND CAVIAR FROM AN ENDANGERED SPECIES OF FISH ONLY FOUND IN A LAKE IN THE AMAZON
I hate food like that, its wasteful and most of the time its not anywhere near good enough to justify the price.

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>>14235790
Is this boba tea but with beluga caviar...?

>> No.14235859

>>14234596
you should keep an eye out for it anon, or maybe even order it online. it's pretty common/easy to get.

>> No.14235864

>>14235187
Read the same old time ago in a local newspaper. The article was about someone finding mercury drops in takeaway food.

>> No.14235884

>>14234275
This looks good though. Maybe as a slider because holy fuck a lot of sugar but in a small portion it'll probably be good with black coffee

>> No.14235887

>>14235833
2020

This is normal now. Lol.

>> No.14235896

>>14235887
Eh, rich people eating retarded shit for the sake of conspicuous consumption is nothing new. They had nightingale tongue pâté in Ancient Rome, for example.

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>>14235666
Oh look, it's what the guy in front of me orders when I just want a beer.

>> No.14235944

>>14234583
wtf is this, someone explain it to me please

>> No.14235950

>>14235621
they typically are, it's fair food

>> No.14235952

>>14235929
I mean, are these seriously ordered dishes? Who the actual fuck would eat this much in one sitting? Even if you were sharing it, it would be so unpleasant to actually have to eat. Fucking bizarre.

>> No.14235953

>>14235711
>bunny_butt_cake.webm
batter at the beginning was frosting (powdered sugar, not flour)

>> No.14235955

>>14235950
From where? I figured Asia somewhere but I'd love to know the name of them. They look based as hell. I assume that's boiled already, too, although I'm not sure.

>> No.14235963

>>14235759
wtf? why is he doing this?

>> No.14235971

>>14235924
ketchup has never been and will never be good with rice

>> No.14235980

>>14235955
I found them by search spiral potatoes, they are also called tornado potatoes as far as I can tell.

>> No.14236039

>>14235980
> tornado potato
Found 'em. Fucking lovely. Thank you.

>> No.14236054
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>>14234620

>> No.14236079

>>14234452

The control freak in me is freaking out.

>> No.14236113

>>14234756
He's dead now, right?

>> No.14236128

>>14234452
I swear that's how my dad would cut apples when I was a kid... I preferred my mom doing it

>> No.14236132
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>>14234407

>> No.14236156

>>14236132
something wrong with having a full roasted chicken?

>> No.14236157

>>14234430
there's too much sweets there the patty should be more neutral, maybe some sponge cake or something, unless the buns are just colored brown but aren't actually sweet or even chocolatey in flavor

>> No.14236170

>>14235156
I'm pretty sure it's b-roll footage for those infomercials.

>> No.14236181

>>14234604
it's not digested and eating a mouthful of it is actually dangerous.

>> No.14236209

>>14236113
hard to say, mercury is actually not digested at all when metallic and liquid, it just go through. Problem is the vapors that gets inhaled by the lungs and fry nervous system. the dude can probably do that a few time before he's a vegetable in a bed overnight.

>> No.14236212

>>14236181
I used to chew and swallow cupcake wrappers as a kid, I don't think a little beeswax will hurt.

>> No.14236224
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>>14236156

>> No.14236237

>>14234596
if you go to a mediterannian/arab market its pretty common to have honeycomb to buy as candy. its pretty good.

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>>14235790
Fish-tasting coffee.

Yum.

>> No.14236251

>>14234228
What's that sludge he poured on?

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>>14234249
This the fella?

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>>14234275
It's so bad I saved it, well played anon

>> No.14236271

>>14236255
No.

>> No.14236272
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>>14234498
This is false advertising, there is only stupidity but no gore

>> No.14236273

>>14236258
That would be absolutely tragic if it was for a party and legit nobody showed up.

>> No.14236276

>>14236265
That looks kinda good though.

>> No.14236280
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>>14235587
lol

>> No.14236289
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>>14235621
ask and ye shall recieve

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>>14235711
It's halfway down a rabbit hole, all we need is the ass

>> No.14236296

>>14236289
I actually love you. Marry me. We can have a tornado potato wedding cake and everything.

>> No.14236316

>>14236264
Avocado is much better sweet than savory.

>> No.14236319
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>>14236296
Sorry I'm British, my parents already have an arranged marriage for with my cousin in Pakistan

>> No.14236332
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>>14236296
Also sorry, I legit thought that recipe had them being deep fried. Was thinking of this it seems.

>> No.14236336

>>14236319
I'm also British. As such, I'm more than capable of using our Sharia laws to get your marriage annulled, get a dowry to give your parents for your hand, and then we can have that delicious-looking Wakandan stuff at the wedding along with the potato tornadoes too.

Let's do this.

>> No.14236339

>>14234228
Actually looks kinda good

>> No.14236342
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>>14236336
alright m8

>> No.14236354

>>14236319
>being dependent on a fictional universe to express your culture
Kek

>> No.14236356

does someone have the jack webm where he opens a can of beans?
thanks

>> No.14236357

>>14234551
HAHA, bear bile

>> No.14236359

>>14236319
Tomato's originated in the Americas, they're literally culturally appropriating native american's by claiming it's used in "traditional" african cooking.

>> No.14236363

>>14236359
Watch it again, there's not a single native African ingredient except maybe the goat

>> No.14236371

>>14236342
Great. Adding this to our wedding feast too, btw: >>14236332.

No idea who this gayer is with this shit fryup, either, but no worries - we'll just chuck him off the nearest building and I'll do this proper for you the next morning.

Sorted.

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I didn't open this thread expecting to end up involved in a gay shariah marriage serving wakandan cuisine and turkey twizzlers.

/ck/ is a weird board.

>> No.14236387

>>14236384
There are no gays in the United Shariadom.

>> No.14236391

>>14235952
These are the modern counterpart to those '50s recipe threads you see with the gelatin and mayonnaise.

>> No.14236401

>>14236258
god i hope this was taken before the party started

>> No.14236402

>>14236319
None of these ingredients are native of Africa, and this dish is basically a biryani.

>> No.14236406

>>14236401
It was, but he was 17

>> No.14236407

>>14234583
looks like pamplona but boiled for some reason

>> No.14236414

>>14236265
Aren't those supposed to puff up?

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>>14236414
Yup.

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>>14236280
If Americans call sausage rolls "pigs in blankets" what do you call pigs in blankets?

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>>14236429
They don't have them in the US, chipolatas wrapped in bacon a purely UK thing. My brother married a yank and she had no idea what they were when she came over for Xmas

>> No.14236437

>>14236384
wow so quircky using weird descriptions instead of ingredient names :))))))

>> No.14236438

>>14236414
He probably only cooked them for a few minutes to keep them small.

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>>14236414
You're supposed to heat the fat/beef dripping as high as humanly possible to make them expand. Ja/ck/ didn't.

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>>14236249

>> No.14236446
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>>14236437
I'm glad you approve

>> No.14236450

>>14236429
>>14236436
We just call those "bacon wrapped hotdogs". No one really wraps sausage itself in bacon here.

We do make turducken though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRT1WQXqdCw

>> No.14236453

>>14236258
I hate white people so fucking much. I'd break into that home and steal all their shit in a heartbeat if I could.

>> No.14236457

>>14235362
Looks like a cold, soggy mess. Might as well eat spam out of the tin.

>> No.14236458

>>14236441
As awful as that webm is, I feel like it harks back to a more innocently stupid time in America, probably nonsense but it was just a feeling.

>> No.14236461

>>14236457
>Might as well eat spam out of the tin

Hawaiians do this, they're the main reason Spam stays in business

>> No.14236466

>>14236438
>>14236441
I was about to say, they look like the time I tried to make bacon ranch-flavored Yorkshires and didn't realize how the bacon bits and ranch powder would make them much more solid than usual

>> No.14236467

>>14236453
And I would shoot you.

>> No.14236468

>>14236446
i like how you perfectly hit my second biggest pet peeve related to food: prepping. god i hat food prepping and food preppers. its like they absolutly hate flavor and freshness but NEED to be creative and so resourcefull by still cooking complex dishes and then eating them after 5 days.

>> No.14236469
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>>14236441
I wanna fuck that midget, she cute as hell.

>> No.14236485

>>14236453
>>somebody invests a lot of time and effort to create, what is to him, a very nice gaming environment focused around the childhood memories of "endless" candy and snacks

you hate it. wow. black people huh...

>> No.14236488

>>14236446
>not calling it a PBJsadilla

>> No.14236497

>>14236441
Wow. They are actually hitting them quite hard with that paddle.

>> No.14236498

>>14234254
more like chicken TINDERs am I right? Cuz he's def tryna fuck that chicken

>> No.14236506 [DELETED] 

>>14236453
Black lives still don't matter, yo.

>> No.14236507

>>14236485
this is why we need to ship them back to africa where they can fight over clay to there hearts content

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>>14236506

>> No.14236530 [DELETED] 

>>14236516
> flings racist insults around
> cries when he gets them back
Stay giggy, nigger.

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wow, a quality webm thread for once.

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>>14236538
i gotchu also senpai

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>>14236538
>grapefruit juice

Dropped. Can't have grapefruit because of my SSRIs.

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>>14236557
have you tried just not being depressed? worked for me.

>> No.14236576
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>>14236564
Tried it for ages. Turns out the magic tablets the doctor gives me work better once you get over the front-loaded side effects where you want to cut yourself and can't get an erection.

>> No.14236590

>>14236548
Other then the horrible choice of how to film, I don't see a problem with this

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>>14236576
Best of luck pal. Tried those for a few years but it just made me numb and that I was just watching a puppet show that was my life. Went cold turkey a few years ago and never went back.

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>>14236591
They stopped me spiralling the drain, I was properly losing it when I started them. Guess I'm one of the lucky ones, those little pills genuinely saved my life I think.

>> No.14236606

>>14236576
> carrot tartare
lmao

>> No.14236611
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>>14236591
no. stop. please.

>> No.14236620

>>14234600
Holy fuck I thought that was going to get stuck in her throat

>> No.14236626

>>14234487
...

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>>14234487

>> No.14236645

>>14236631
NNNOOOOOO

>> No.14236668

>>14236356

I ASKED FOR A JACK WEBM

IS THIS CK OR LGBT!

>> No.14236682

>>14236453
Why has this racism been allowed to stay up but everyone else has received warnings?

>> No.14236693

>>14236319
I hate black people so fucking much. I'd break into that kitchen and shit on all that shit in a heartbeat if I could.

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>>14236668
Jack never opened beans

>> No.14236701

>>14236576
>carrot tartare
that will be 40 dollars pls

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>>14236668
open wide

>> No.14236706
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>>14236264
Avocados continue to elude me. Why do they exist?

>> No.14236709
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>>14236706

>> No.14236711
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>>14236709

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>> No.14236734

>>14236697
yes he did
he opened beans and then picked something up with his knife and flicked it across the room

>> No.14236756

>>14235759
Man, those guys must have missed the invention of the pizza box.

>> No.14236774

>>14234559
What kind of cake is that?

>> No.14236786

>>14236697
If they cut the video without showing the cake it would be 10/10 comedy

>> No.14236794

>>14236702
is he a snake

>> No.14236823

>>14236709
as a leo
>wasting time rolling up the avacado which also means the edges aren't getting any meaning you need to take a larger bite
>putting pomegranate which you are going to spit out the seeds on a piece of toast then letting half of them fall on the plate anyway

>> No.14236828

>>14236823
also I fucking hate avacado

>> No.14236832
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>>14236828
Everyone hates avocado

>> No.14236838

>>14236832
>spills the yolk
just burn it all down

>> No.14236840

>>14236682
Because you white bitches kiss our boots in the street.

>> No.14236851

>>14236832
avocado literally has the fucking consistency of butter. I understand spreading it on toast or something but who the FUCK just eats massive chunks of butter

>> No.14236852 [DELETED] 

>>14236832
This reminds me of my pusy dripping when my big black boy toy is done ravaging me from behind! I don't like him to fuck me face to face on account of his black face, but I love Negro dick! See ya later, yolks.

>> No.14236853

>>14234609
>The Virgin pat vs The Chad Feast

>> No.14236857

>>14236851
I used to eat Margarine off a spoon and lost a tooth in the process

>> No.14236911

>>14236548
Who thinks you cannot eat cauliflower leaves?

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>>14236557
Revolting.

>> No.14236923

>>14236602
Ever tried Ritalin? I feel like it helps me more than my antidepressant (escitalopram).

>> No.14236924

>>14235955
Pretty common in London markets

>> No.14236926

>>14236611
Source? Where do I go to actually eat this?

>> No.14236990

>>14234455
I keep trying to piece this together from the video alone, but I still end up drawing blanks, or being uncertain of some of the all-too-many ingredients.
In order:
>Cooked Cup Ramen noodles, no seasoning
>Nacho cheese Doritos, *CAREFULLY* opened and placed, right before just dumping the last of the bag anyways
>Cayenne/Paprika
>A bit of lime juice
>A lot of lime juice
>Diced boiled potatoes? Dumpling crumbs?
>Shredded queso fresco
>Mayo / sour cream
>Sriracha
>Other hot sauce
>Spicy/chipotle mayo
>Oh shit can still fit more lime juice
>Yeah more lime juice why not
>Cloudy water from boiling the potatoes/dumplings?
Knowing those dirty fuckers, they probably don't even give you a spoon to eat that soggy pile of spiced mush, and expect you to eat it with your hands because "lol why would you need a spoon for chips?"

>> No.14237007

>>14234514
JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN
DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD

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>>14236054

>> No.14237057

>>14236990
>chicken cup noodles that has flavoring already in it, probably low hydration.
>doritos
>chili lime seasoning
>lime juice
>hominy or corn
>mexican white cheese
>sour cream
>hot sauces/salsas
>sriracha mayo or just spicy mayo
>lime juice
>hominy cooking liquid

>> No.14237061
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>>14236498
cringe

>> No.14237062
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>> No.14237067

>>14235759
HEEERE COMES THE STAYYYPLURR

>> No.14237074

>>14236113
Once upon a time, people used elemental mercury as a laxative. Only mercury vapor and organic mercury compounds are strictly toxic. Elemental mercury will just bullrush your bowels.

>> No.14237082

>>14234507
i'm on board until they cut the rind and just drop it on top

>> No.14237103

>>14237062
Shouldn't you cook down the mushrooms first, before adding something so delicate as shallots and garlic? I can't imagine they they wouldn't burn.

>> No.14237109

>>14237103
Actually, having watched the rest, fuck it. It don't matter. None of this matters.

>> No.14237151
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>>14237109
>>14237103
Sorry, to make it up I'll post an actual philly cheesesteak.

>> No.14237166

>>14237151
fuck you, kill me.

>> No.14237190

>>14235924
How many fucking times can you microwave the same piece of plastic wrap?
That "dish" would just be 30% plastic by that point and taste like it too.
Not like it would have been any better without. Rice and ketchup with ketchupy vegetables and a cooked egg with more ketchup.

>> No.14237204

>>14236272
>"easy" vegan chicken nuggets
Shit, I'd hate to see the difficult ones.
>First, you're going to have to create some custom molecular bonds between proteins and sodium...

>> No.14237258
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>>14236548
This is pretty cool. I was looking for easy instructions for that eggshell thing

>> No.14237308

>>14235771
>>14235790
>finishes it with a silly straw
kino

>> No.14237315

>>14236437
yeah I mean chicken parms are really complex, definitely need to be 100% serious making them, no fun allowed

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>> No.14237692

>>14237371
>>14237670
At least it's quick.

They grow up and get territorial, they fight with each other. There's no use for them, honestly.

>> No.14237716

>>14237371

That shit could be done much faster, the chicks bounce around before getting minced way too much.

>>14237670
Could put a bit less per squeeze, otherwose quite ok.

>> No.14237767

>>14235790
Ah caviar and gold leaf, name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

>> No.14237806

>>14236272
These types of recipes are why I don't even give veganism a try. Fuck all of that.

>> No.14237810

>>14237082
It's part of the dish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLZ0hZ8fn8s

(2:17)

>> No.14237824
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>>14234254

>> No.14237874

>>14236485
>people
>>14236693
>people

>> No.14238082

>>14234514
fuck that was horrific. Now I want to see her dice the chicken.

>> No.14238094

>>14235139
To be fair that egg looks bad

>> No.14238121

>>14234228

the absolute FUCK is this shit?

Trash

>> No.14238127

>>14234254
I remember that off reddit. The story was the chicken would always hug him, but this time she hesitated cause he had just gotten a haircut.

>> No.14238143

>>14234266
Those are 'living' things... Shes scalding it to death, which is why its spraying out. I put living in quotes, cause its debatable if its actually smart enough to feel pain. Geoducks are mollusks, right?

>> No.14238155

>>14234622
My teeth hurt

>> No.14238225

>>14234276
Goddammit this is Mexican isn't it? All those dumb sauces

>> No.14238316

>>14236576
>Turns out the magic tablets the doctor gives me work better once you get over the front-loaded side effects where you want to cut yourself and can't get an erection.
Don't leave out the "psychosis" and "psychotic behavior", gotta love those side effects! Nothing quite like being high on prescription anti-psychotics while committing a mass shooting! Just ask James Holmes.

>> No.14238330

>>14236702
Isn't he a tranny now?

>> No.14238346

>>142370
That abortion is not a philly cheesesteak.

>> No.14238358
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14238358

>>14237371
Life is cruel, get over it.

>> No.14238376

>>14238143
Who knows, apparently plants feel pain more similar to humans than fish do, so, it's anyone's guess.

>> No.14238448

>>14234455
>That'll be $21.30 please.

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14238467

>>14237258
BIG LENNY SPOTTED

>> No.14238476

>>14234507
As a proud Swiss person I eat this shit at least once every two months or so. It's fucking delicious

>>14237082
The rind is the best part

>> No.14238542

>>14238448
It's in Mexico you idiot. That shit's probably like 79 cents.

>> No.14238567

>>14237018
amazing.

>> No.14238859

>>14236342
i hate every last bastard in the UK

>> No.14238890

>>14238859
We hate you too

>> No.14238913

>>14236342
Bile

>> No.14238914
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>>14238358
i can guarantee you've never killed your own meat you candy-ass

fishing doesn't count

>> No.14238917

>>14238890
at least we can shoot you about it. your government has neutered you and your land is overrun with pedophilia.

>> No.14238921

>>14238917
>at least we can shoot you about it

And yet people have been setting your cities on fire for weeks and nobody has done anything about it.

Nice second amendment you have there, shame you're too cowardly to use it.

>> No.14238938

>>14236258
Imagine being able to play awesome games with your bros all weekend while you eat pizza and ice cream again. Having LAN parties in the summer while playing counterstrike with my friends was the best. It must feel great to be able to share that experience with your kid.

>> No.14238968

>>14237371
Those are males. They have no purpose.
This contraption is outdated, though, there are slurry machines that mince them instantly without a second of alarm.

>> No.14238997

>>14237371
>>14237670
thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth

>> No.14239062

>>14236319
>fictional East African nation
>americans niggers are West African stock

>> No.14239108

>>14234455
I am not mad at all, just sad

>> No.14239136

>>14234756
yikesers

>> No.14239145

>>14236469
underrated

>> No.14239247

>>14234553
kid you're trying way too hard

>> No.14239637

>>14238467
Yeah man. You see how he eats whole, unpeeled, eggs? That must be the secret to his perfect teeth. That, or the HGH.

>> No.14239667

>>14236292
this is actually dece-

>> No.14239818

>>14234774
>>14234650
its staged. this dumb bitch is paid to go to sporting events and be a retard on camera. people do that type of stuff for a living. embarrassing. there's at least two more of the same girl doing the same thing at nba games.

>> No.14239980

>>14235666
its been 45 minuets sir.. can I please just have my drink?

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