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post em

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>>14240778

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I liked this one from the last thread. Looks yummy!!

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OP for future reference, webm threads on all boards should follow /gif/ and /wsg/ etiquette - OP posts 3-5 webms to generate interest.

>> No.14240850

>>14240845
Shut up nerd

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>>14240850
No u

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>> No.14240898

>>14240842
What the everloving fuck. Why is the signature of every piece of shit street food abomination that disgusting squeeze bottle of multiple sauces in massive zig zags?

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>>14240898
Yes.

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>>14240797
>adding salt to fritos

>> No.14240918

>>14240903
the fact that this retard takes over 30 seconds to just dump chips on a plate makes me kek every time

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>> No.14240928

>>14240913
You'd think its stupid but they lose all the saltiness when you fry them. I did once a meme recipe featuring Doritos and chicken stripes and it was bland as fuck despite the taste of the Doritos themselves would make you think otherwise.

>> No.14240951

>>14240880
cute

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>>14240925
>lasagna with no béchamel or lasagne
fucking jack

>> No.14240956

>>14240927
I actually like this one
It's too bad shitcorn gets stuck in my teeth

>> No.14241002

>>14240952
The happy memories this picture brought back

>> No.14241182

>>14240928
Yes but the chili is probably pretty salty also.

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>> No.14241272

>>14240797
>Prison food is now a meme
White people need to die out faster

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>>14241244
Nazi whyso?

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>>14240797

>> No.14241323

>>14240925
Have you seen Jack's arm recently? It's all thin and red. I almost feel bad for the kid.

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>>14240880
>faith in humanity restored! So wholesome!

>> No.14241383

>>14240880
preparing for his future, I see

>> No.14241388

>>14241277
It's a German potato salad recipe

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>> No.14241396

>>14241392
interdasting

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>> No.14241423

>>14241415
I hate when this happens. I'll still eat it, but it'd ruin the rest of my day.

>> No.14241456

>>14240877
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u9HkKndhxbs

>> No.14241459

>>14241415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AT5GcSOs_Y#t=2s

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>>14240778
>L00K!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXtGyY_Nkxw

>> No.14241476

>>14241351
Ha. But posting this ironically is the same as posting it in any other context.
Remove the cancer from your breasts instead

>> No.14241481

>>14240925
For real though, how do you pour without the contents dripping down the side of the pot, and getting all over the place?

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>> No.14241495

>>14241481
With confidence.

>> No.14241519

>>14241493
Dumbass grandmas spending six hours cooking thanksgiving turkey baka

>> No.14241521

>>14241493
Woah

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>> No.14241585

>>14241279
SALT FOR THE SALT KING
And the view is really nice, wonder how much the house is worth.

>> No.14241608

>>14241493
Wouldn't this affect the meat? Also, what lazy faggot cannot manage to behead a bird?

>> No.14241673

>>14241493
not sure if humane or inhumane...

>> No.14241698

>>14241423
Thats why you NEED semolina on the slip.
Doing this without semolina is almost always going to fail.

>> No.14241726

>>14240925
I don't understand cool whip. Is it meant to be used in savoury dishes or does jack just add it to everything because he likes cream?

>> No.14241741

>>14241726
wtf that's not cool whip it's ricotta or some shit

>> No.14241778

>>14241276
why would anyone go trough all the trouble?

>> No.14241789

>>14241741
Have you seen his other videos? He adds it to almost every thing he makes.

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>>14241789
>>14241741
>>14241726

>> No.14241823

>>14240778
Good thing pasta is cheap

>> No.14241830

>>14241493
why does its body become stiff like that?

>> No.14241831

>>14241276
aren't there attachments for deep fryers that are made for cooking shells that don't look like shit?

>> No.14241835 [DELETED] 

I cant hear what they are saying. 4chan is fucking retarded all the good imageboards like 8kun and 7chan support audio.

>> No.14241837

>>14241830
electricity triggers muscle spasms.

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>>14241835
So go there and leave us in peace

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>>14240880
hes like a little miniature people!

>> No.14241849

https://files.catbox.moe/l0w5il.mp4

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>>14241849

>> No.14241854

>>14241279
anon, thats pepper.

>> No.14241869

>>14240880
Fucking heathens eating maggots.

>> No.14241932

>>14240877
>wakanda
>literally rip off North indian Mughlai cuisine
Fuck me its not even a stereotype.

>> No.14241943

>>14240877
so wakandans eat a retarded mix between indian food and ethiopian food, that already are very similar?

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>>14241943

>> No.14241962

>>14241943
Are you talking about niggers?

>> No.14241979

>>14241726
>>14241789
Cool whip use is just one of those ubiquitous lazy midwestern boomer church potluck things.
Of course no one ends up eating stuff like the Party Cheese Salad because it's gross, unless their taste buds are totally warped from being raised on this stuff.

>> No.14241987

>>14241845
i'd try a slice of that but if i ate an entire one by myself it would probably come flying out my ass at 100mph a half hour later

>> No.14242048

>>14241493
What a dummy.
Turkey's are American which means they're only rated for 120 volts.
If you plug them into European sockets they die.

>> No.14242072

>>14241830
Your nervous system already operates by sending electrical signals via nerves to your muscles. A strong external electrical current just hijacks that system

>> No.14242196

>>14241481
Depends on the pot but for the one in the gif, it would be fine if he just poured it faster

>> No.14242342

>>14241845
That's not really meat and onion, is it? It's just formed chocolate, right? It looks orgasmic.

>> No.14242390

>>14241244
That makes me scrum diddly angry

>> No.14242456

>>14240880
>there are people in America who can't cook eggs

>> No.14242485

>>14241673
probably reasonably humane
It seemed to die pretty quickly

>> No.14242491

>>14241392
Round Sicilian basically

>> No.14242511

>>14240778
Whats happening here

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>>14240889
i like it

>> No.14242634

>>14240778
I can't decide whether to make new webms or play league of legends

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>>14242634
Eh, just make new ones. Really boring to see the same webms all the time.

>> No.14242718

>>14240889
Why was it boiled? Would frying it not cook the sausage?

>> No.14242743

>>14241351
When was the last time you looked in a mirror and liked what you saw?

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>>14241244
Reminds me of those aspic jelly recipes from the 50s

>> No.14242850

>>14240889
Jamie Oliver BTFO

>> No.14242863

>>14241845
apparently this is a 2018 april fools joke, but I dont remember it at all

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>> No.14242896

>>14240845
All that effort and it ends up looking like total shit.

>> No.14242905

>>14240866
Actually looks pretty tasty.

>> No.14242910

>>14241272
This is the kinda shit that Philippinos/South Americans would do.

How the hell that shit got exported to fucking BRITAIN is beyond me, I thought they just did that with Indian/Paki food.

>> No.14242911

>>14240857
At least this is actually funny though.

>> No.14242912

>>14241244
>this doesn't look so bad
>then the pickle topping

>> No.14242914

>>14242905
Yeah, I don't see how chicken covered in what is essentially cornmeal or breadcrumbs is somehow interesting. Human's have been doing that for fucking ages.

>> No.14242915

>>14241456
Their Indian Generation star trek bit is my favorite.

>> No.14242930

>>14242718
IIRC Any fresh/emulsified sausage should really be boiled, it keeps them moist because no fat is rendered from it.

So that's the technical reason.

>> No.14242936

>>14241979
>church potluck things.


Was raised hyper baptist whose church has Dinner on the Grounds literally once a month at least. Can confirm.

You don't even need to add the Midwestern bit, I lived in the dirty south and it was still a thing.

>> No.14242939

>>14240925
I know Jack does some fucking retarded shit, but this is literally just penne pasta with ricotta and mozzarella cheese?

Out of all the things to make fun of Jack for, I don't see why anyone would bitch about one of the most normal fucking things he's made?

>> No.14242948

>>14241392
So this is basically the "deep dish" version of those big pizzas you get for work outings that are cut into squares?

I don't see the point in bothering to cut it into a tringle in the first place though.

>> No.14242951

>>14242743
anon trying to be deep and not on 4chan

>> No.14242965

>>14241531
I don't usually like sweet things but I do like Cherry Garcia occasionally so this looks based. I might try this.

>> No.14242969

>>14241608
Are turkey's like chickens when it comes to beheading?

Because holy fuck a headless chicken is the last thing a lazy man wants in his life. They have a supernatural knack of running into hard to reach places until the body finally stops moving. Then you have to crawl under the house to get it or whatever.

>> No.14242976

>>14241949
Revolting.

>> No.14242982

>>14242342
> It's just formed chocolate, right?
correct

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>>14242883
>goat farmer
>wake up in the morning
>fill my mug with coffee and walk to my porch
>see this
>''thats the dream''
I am working to achieve this life

>> No.14243008

>>14242914
I didn't say it was 'interesting', asshole. I said it looks tasty. Read better.

>> No.14243017

>>14242988
This is a set up for tourists. iirc the goats are forced into the tree by the durka that owns them so he can get money off tourists for photographing what they think is 'natural' behavior.

>> No.14243124

>>14240866
horrible from beginning to end. fuck you.

>> No.14243149

>>14240845
wow its awful

>> No.14243351

>>14242930
I think he's saying what's the point of retaining moisture like that if you're just going to fry it after.

>> No.14243368

>>14240877
>African cuisine
>Curry powder and basmati rice
They need to steal everything don't they?

>> No.14243370

>>14240889
Why does anyone boil sausages?

>> No.14243379

>>14241244
Do you really put apples in potato salad?

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>>14242698
okay, gonna take me a bit since I need to watch all the videos to their entirety. luckily i watch them on the regs

>> No.14243412

>>14243386
Chicken roulade is great. I usually do spinach, ham, and parm.

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I'm making all this guy's recipes when I get a kitchen

>> No.14243427

>>14241778
the storebought ones are shitty.

>> No.14243439

>>14243017
I don't think so. I've seen this driving through the country in texas. No humans around. Just a low tree full of goats in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.14243482

>>14243423
It'd be better if he used slices of actual cheese, instead of pre-shredded and wood-pulp infused trash.

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>>14243482
I'm sure it's to make it more "accessible" to viewers. He does do videos where he makes stuff with fresh cheese ingredients. However, I wouldn't count on it for his fast food videos.

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>> No.14243559

>>14241493
>no power switch, just plug it in and it's immediately on
this seems like a poor design

>> No.14243562

>>14241531
>>14242965
Don't waste your time. Just make a cherry sauce in a saucepan and pour it over vanilla ice cream. You get basically the same result.

>> No.14243563

>>14241778
This a cooking board faggot, any sort of cooking requires effort. Just stick to your fast food you lazy piece of shit fuck you.

>> No.14243566

>>14241244
you know shit is going to be fucked when the first three ingredients are potato, apples and pickles.

>> No.14243573

>>14242517
please remake with good fps

>> No.14243591

>>14242976
It's just a bunch of veggies on a crepe anon.

>> No.14243617

>>14241792
Ooooh, nice, baked vomit.

>>14241949
Nice блины, but what the fuck is all that garbage?

>>14242517
Nice!

>>14243386
That's pretty gay.

>> No.14243669

>>14241388
Thats not a fucking German potato salad

>> No.14243698

>>14241277
walnuts? in baklava? fuck no.

>> No.14243819

>>14243543
>wearing a ring, a bracelet and a watch while handling raw chicken

>> No.14243840

>>14240845
>dry ice
ah yes, a very common item, found in every kitchen.

>> No.14243970

>very risky proces
>very low reward
What kind of goat crack is growing on those walls?

>> No.14244007

>>14242969
Why don't they just hammer a stick into the ground and then tie the chicken to it with a piece of string on one of its feet?

>> No.14244028

>>14243970
I don't know if that's the case for that particular place, but some lichen apparently does pretty much work as goat crack and they'll wear down their teeth scraping it off the rocks.

>> No.14244040

>>14240866
That actually seems like a solid technique for deep frying breasts even if the seasoning is questionable.

>> No.14244056

>>14240880
I keep looking at the kid sitting down to see if he lights up a smoke. hes somehow /almost/ smoking.

>> No.14244063

>>14242517
Theres no point in cooking parsley or parmesan for that long and sucking the life out of the ingredients. If you want to get fancy with the breading I'd add cornflakes and fennel seeds. Add the parsley as a garnish. And find a way to get the parmesan in melted on some red sauce or on side vegetables. Then it wouldn't be francaise but overcooked veg is the worst.

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>>14242048
tippity top

>> No.14244113

>>14242930
Interesting.

>> No.14244118

>>14242939
he called it lasagne.

>> No.14244121

>>14243379
I do.

I put apples on my tomato sauce, even. Or pears. Add them right after the onions so they break down.

>> No.14244128

>>14242883
do they eat the wall or something? what the fuck is the point of climbing that fucking thing?

>> No.14244132

>>14241244
Remove the hot dogs and it's fine.

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>> No.14244154

>>14241949
I liked the cabbage and carrots thing.

But the plating and the way it's eaten is not the best.

>> No.14244162

>>14244144
how is kobayashi not fat?

>> No.14244170

>>14241949
I've had kita fir fir plenty of times. It's a very easy recipe and you can make any salsa/condiment you wish with it, dunno why anons are grossed out by it.

>> No.14244171

>>14244162
Skinny people are more successful competitive eaters because fat around your middle prevents your stomach from expanding

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>>14243386
>only lonely pepper for that whole chicken breats
>not mixing the shredded cheese in with the cream cheese
>not adding some garlic in

>> No.14244187

>>14243423
dripping with soy

>> No.14244210

>>14244128
salt

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>> No.14244218

>>14241279
Well those burgers are fucking thick. You probably need a lot of salt...

>> No.14244227

>>14244213
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooolo

>> No.14244230

>>14241851
>https://files.catbox.moe/l0w5il.mp4
It's just a george floyd meme.

>> No.14244254

>>14243840
It's not any harder to get than the other party supplies you're getting if you're going to make a cake like that.

>> No.14244262

>>14243386
>>14243491
"Gonna cook me a FATTY BRISKET!"

>> No.14244285

>>14240845
All that work for a gigantic dry ass sponge cake with chocolate on it, jesus wept

>> No.14244295

>>14240845
Thanks, I hate it.

>> No.14244296

>>14240927
>popcorn
>sugar

U wot

>> No.14244613

>>14243439
> I've seen this driving through the country in texas.
Of course you have, dumbfuck larper.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/04/23/goat-true-morocco-tourist-site-goats-climb-tree-exploitative/

>> No.14244631

>>14244144
Cute, man. Was this an advert for something?

>> No.14244642

>>14244613

I don't know what to tell you. I'm sorry you have such a religious belief, but its true. A tree in the middle of an open field and all the goats were in the tree, not the field.

As angry as your heart is, I saw it.

>> No.14244655

>>14243562
the cherry sauce takes like 5 minutes and isn't particularly challenging, the fun part is making your own 'scream so why would you skip that step?

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>> No.14244701

>>14240797
Now, season the fritos, make sure you season. Rustic, mmmmm!

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>>14244677

>> No.14244821
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>>14244786
That's innovative

>> No.14244847

>>14240927
caramelized popcorn is pretty common and its quite good in small amounts

>> No.14244889

>>14243351
Because the breading doesn't let a ton of moisture, that you just boiled them specifically to prevent leaking out, leak out.

>> No.14244923

>>14244821
>8 seconds
>cook appears
>decide the filename was satirical
>close webm

>> No.14244940

>>14244128
To flex on dumb weak ass faggots like you.

>> No.14244955

>>14240889
>ketchup
dropped
>>14240925
the king

>> No.14244970

>>14241323
divine retribution for choking out his rapper son

>> No.14245058

>>14243559
Why else would it be called a suicide wire?

>> No.14245080

>>14243698
filtered

>> No.14245111

>>14240866
That is gonna be greasy as fuck with those cheetos as a crust.

>> No.14245118

>>14241869
That was rice, you moron.

>> No.14245130

>>14241698
You can get the same effect with course ground cornmeal in a pinch.

>> No.14245180

>>14244170
How do you make that bread?

>> No.14245201

>>14240797
What a fuckign hack he is

>> No.14245209

>>14244613
https://youtu.be/u4EJR1Mtom8

>> No.14245321
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>> No.14245341

>>14244296
Have you had kettle corn before anon? I personally don't go for it but it's popular festival/movie snack in the US.

>> No.14245352
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>> No.14245357

>>14244128
avoid predators

>> No.14245361
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>> No.14245370
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>>14245361
look nice

>> No.14245375

>>14240845
This style of 'cooking' makes me so mad, just take a bunch of pre existing food and mix it together. And all that work for a bland as fuck cake.

>> No.14245388

>>14240877
>isolationist state that doesn't trade with outsiders
>90% of the ingredients are foreign to the african subcontinent

>> No.14245399

>>14240925
Literally just a shit pasta bake

>> No.14245400

>>14245388
Wakanda invented all of those ingredients and then evil foreigners stole them

>> No.14245405

>>14244613
go kill yourself you angry retard

>> No.14245416
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>> No.14245428

>>14242976
go eat your mcdonalds you fat moron

>> No.14245434

>>14241830
nerve gas

>> No.14245453

>>14245416
I want her to succ my bread like that

>> No.14245465
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>> No.14245481

>>14241276
Making tortillas with butter? Ugh.

>> No.14245542

>>14243017
Goats will do that shit on their own. If someone is forcing them up there it's because not all the goats are up there, which doesn't take quite as good picture.

>> No.14245549

>>14241276
>not using lard
but I will give points that they made that realistic, no bullshit.

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>> No.14245561

>>14244821
Why is she not touching it, she's afraid or something?

>> No.14245564
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>>14241277
>not making your own phyllo
what in the sake of fuck? thats walnut rolls with syrup, thats not a baklava, this is what a baklava looks like, I can't understand why they would even make that?

>> No.14245565
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>>14245549
How would mexicans have lard?

>> No.14245568

>>14243423
Looks kind of like a burger from the Squeeze Inn.

>> No.14245570
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>>14245561
Of course, can't touch raw meat with your bare hands. That's how you get food poisoning.

>> No.14245573

>>14245565
probably from pigs, I don't know whats authentic I just like lard for mine.

>> No.14245576

>>14245180
you basically make a salty crepe with barley flour and any spices you wish.

>> No.14245578

>>14245570
I thought that was Ben Shapiro in the thumbnail

>> No.14245591

>>14245565
>two blocks of lard
Phwoar

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>>14241949
here is a real Ethiopian salad

>> No.14245609

>>14245601
bit 80s but I appreciate the humour

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>> No.14245647

>>14243698
what do you put in it them? I haven't ever seen baklava without walnuts.

>> No.14245696

>>14244821
I didn't even get to the part where she got the fish out and I was already nauseous, how do you even let yourself get to that point without being unable to move for months? I have been nearly bed ridden for 5 years and I put on weight but I put in the bare minimum so I am not some landwhale, 6'1, 230 freedom units.

>> No.14245698

>>14245647
Authentic baklava is made with pistachios, but a lot of people substitute for cheaper nuts.

>> No.14245702

>>14242883
Mountain goats are called swompoo around here, because legend has it that, has a way to hunt them, you only need to get close enough to yell swompoo to make them stumble of the cliff

>> No.14245708

>>14245698
huh, that sounds like it would be pretty good.

>> No.14245728

>>14245698
interdasting, sounds good

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>>14241276

>> No.14245893

>>14245321
>filename
>doesn't know what a fucking cookie is

>> No.14245984

>>14245565
De.fuck did I just watch?
It's a sweet cake ??

Also lard is very common in Mexican cuisine. They call it manteca, hoy use it to make carnitas (confited pork meat) or fry the chicharrón. It's used in some special tortillas dough like for Salbutes.

>> No.14245993

>>14241276
you can tell that shell is crumbly as shit and barely staying together

>> No.14246014
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>>14245984
>De.fuck did I just watch?
>It's a sweet cake ??

We brits are a weird sort. But yes, it is sweet and filling.

>> No.14246058

>>14245405
>>14245542
Check the nasty durka durka animal cruelty endorsing cunts. Probably looking out for their own as usual. Kindly fuck off back to your own ‘cultures’.

https://www.onegreenplanet.org/animalsandnature/goats-balancing-in-trees/

https://travelandynews.com/morocco-goats-tree-picture-staged/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6953143/amp/Popular-goats-trees-tourist-attraction-Morocco-staged-cruel-opportunistic-farmers.html

https://www.midnightblueelephant.com/goats-in-trees-morocco/
> in this case these people use really thin fishing wire to keep the goats in the trees, you wouldn’t see it!”

>> No.14246083

>>14240845
not that bad really- at least it's creative. The dry ice lava was pretty shit though, he should have made orange lava frosting

>> No.14246099

>>14240866
this is like one of those horrible vegan meat imitations in reverse. Chicken pumpkins.

>> No.14246126

>>14245984
>It's a sweet cake ??
Yes and it's fucking lovely.

>> No.14246151

>>14245565
This is just a shit southern version of based Eccles cakes (which are infinitely superior).

>> No.14246156

>>14240880
Age 5 year I am prepare meal China cousin Songpeng watch share food

>> No.14246188

>>14240889
Pretty cool, I'm sure a kid would like it

>> No.14246190

>>14240845
I miss my mom making stuff like this for me

>> No.14246199
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>>14240925
Beautiful.

>> No.14246235

>>14245850
holy christ this editing is nauseating.

>> No.14246247

>>14245416
>a girl will never enjoy your bread like this
FUCK man

>> No.14246270

>>14245893
You're right. IDK why I named it like that. Will correct the file. Thank you.

>> No.14246292
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>>14241831

>> No.14246410

>>14246014
>Dough, beef meat
Hmmm
>Kidney and onions
Oh this must be a famed kidney pie, a pub's classic
>Line a basin with dough
Oh this will be a rather deep pie, but why not ?, how quirky of our Brit cousins
>Just drop everything in it with a dash of salt
That.might be little considering the amount of meat, I'd season it more
>Add water to the mix
Err, is that supposed to make it more juicy ?? Pretty weird
> Seal the lid and put it in a fuxking pot of boiling water

WHAT ? THAT'S IT, FUXK THESE HOPPITY BOILLITY CROOKED TEETH FUXKERS
Why would you ruin this dish by not putting it in a perfectly normal oven ?
You can see the disgusting result at the end, soggy crust barely holding it together a fucking pile of boiled meat in salty water

>> No.14246465
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>>14246410
Because this is not a steak and kidney pie, but a steak and kidney pudding, you idiot wazzock. They're not the same thing. And it's not 'soggy', either. It's a suet pastry so it's more cake-like and soft.

Educate yourself before you start screeching your ignorance.

>> No.14246535

>>14246410
Americans shouldn't be allowed to post here

>> No.14246559

>>14246465
To be fair as far as puddings go that one looks pretty shit.

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