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>be me
>waging at subway
>three blacks come in
>1 short 1 big 1 fat
>immediately fix my posture and greet them in a friendly manner because I want to make a good impression and let them know that despite the current racial tension in the country, I stand with them even if we aren't the same skin color
>fat guy starts detailing a really strange order >changes his mind halfway through and asks me to start over
>do it because its black history month
>it happens again and he blames me for fucking it up even though I followed his instructions perfectly
>starts calling me a cracka and asks me why I'm being disrespectful
>we're in a southern state so we have some bad history so I can't really blame him
>I'm halfway through apologizing when I realize his two friends are trying to intimidate one of our regulars
>old army vet in a wheelchair who always gets macadamia nut cookies and a meatball sub
>looks like short guy is trying to go through the bag on the back of his wheelchair
>I ask them to come over and imply I'll give them some free shit if they just relax
>tall one looks up from wheelchair vet and starts yelling that im being racist and that hes calling the cops
>fat guy who was making the order starts agreeing with him and pointing his finger in my face while he makes a fist with his other hand
>start freezing up, don't know what to do
>wheelchair vet is looking me in the eye and gives me this weird half nod half smile
>flings his elbow backwards into the short guys nuts/stomach
>lets out an earsplitting battlecry
>morphs it into a few repetitions of the n word
>races out the door, presumably down the hill
>tall guy is stunned for a second or two but gives chase
>short guy is making a sound I haven't heard before like a dog growling but higher
>fat guy kind of watches all of this happen with me but keeps looking at the subs
>easily picks up incapacitated short guy in a fireman lift and runs out
>calls me a cracka as he leaves
>boss rings, asks me to stay late

>> No.14337978 [DELETED] 

>>14337963
Based
should have called the police as soon as the joggers walked in though

>> No.14337987

>>14337963
My office building is connected to a mall. I see a lot of niggers in the mall when I go to get Subway sandwich. All the niggers look like low class criminals. God I hate looking at them, but I guarantee that this didn’t happen. Faggot.

>> No.14337996

>>14337963
>fat guy starts detailing a really strange order
>changes his mind halfway through and asks me to start over
>do it because its black history month

You do it because that's your job, retard. This story sounds fake as shit.

>> No.14338006

>>14337963
>macadamia nut cookies
Based, this is the correct cookie choice.

>> No.14338007

>>14337996
You don't understand, I made 3/4 of the order up and he didn't want to pay for any of it. Probably wasted a dollar of meats & cheeses. My boss gives me shit if we waste ingredients too, and I don't blame him because apparently we're on the seat of our pants financially speaking.

>> No.14338013

>>14337978
>>14338006
They get it
>>14337987
>>14337996
They don't get it

>> No.14338028

>>14338007
It doesn't matter. If the customer wants to start over, you have to do it. You can't just say "nah, fuck you. Get out of the store." I've worked in fast food before, too. That's a great way to get the district manager to ream your ass out if the customer complains to corporate.

>> No.14338063

>>14338028
>If the customer wants to start over, you have to do it
I know and that's exactly what I did. I only ever said something after the second consecutive failure. I just said AFTER he went off calling me a stupid cracka "look man you don't need to speak to me like that, I followed your instructions." I'm also pretty sure the first one was his mistake too by the way.

>> No.14338074

>>14337963
Good bless OP, keep doing the lord's work

>> No.14338083

>>14338063
>I know and that's exactly what I did
Then why claim you only did it because it was black history month or some shit? I'm going to assume you were just joking, but when you write shit like this:
>I ask them to come over and imply I'll give them some free shit if they just relax
you come off like a dickless little bitch. So I'm going to assume you're either lying or a gigantic pussy.

>> No.14338101

>>14338028
>>14337996
Just admit you're a fuckin' nigger already so I have an even better, much more rational reason, to be pissed off at your nigger bootlicking.

>> No.14338109

>>14338101
lmfao just admit that your story is fake. Why in the fuck wouldn't you just get the manager and have him call the police before it ever escalated to that point? You're too retarded to work in fast food holy shit.

>> No.14338119

>>14338083
>Then why claim you only did it because it was black history month or some shit?
I mean I could have just as easily told him that he's got to buy the half made sandwich before I can serve him another. If my boss was there that's exactly what he would have done. I just decided to be chill because there's a lot of stress around the country right now.
>you come off like a dickless little bitch.
They were messing with another customer. I'm not going to put my pride before the experience of other paying customers. Deescalation, man.
>So I'm going to assume you're either lying or a gigantic pussy.
You're an idiot to be honest.

>> No.14338137

>>14338119
>>14338109
You whole story sounds like a load of shit because not one other manager or coworker got involved when there is a fucking chimpout and physical assault happening inside the store. It's just poor old you again the entire continent of Africa.

>> No.14338138

>>14338109
Hey moron, I AM the manager. It was just me in the store because the other guy was fucking around on his break. It went from a fat guy bitching about his sandwich to them trying to mug a wheelchair bound veteran in about 15 seconds flat. I didn't have time to call the police. I also didn't want to call the police on some African Americans over a sandwich argument, when they might sadly get executed by our hyper racist police force.

>> No.14338147

>>14338137
Believe what you want, it was a weird experience for me and definitely challenged some of my ideas.

>> No.14338149

>>14338138
>when they might sadly get executed by our hyper racist police force.
we can only hope. it would make the world a better place

>> No.14338157

>>14338149
That's racist. You are part of the problem.

>> No.14338167

>>14338157
>part of the problem.
no that would be nigger crime

>> No.14338178

>>14338167
OMG that perception is flawed. It's based on erroneous police reporting of crime statistics, racist profiling and whatever real disparity there might be is definitely easily explained by socioeconomic factors.

>> No.14338234

>>14337963
>only a fool would etc etc

>> No.14338327

>>14338178
reddit refugee please leave

>> No.14338374

>>14338327
pretty sure he is shit posting

>> No.14338442

>>14338374
Im 99% sure this entire thing is one massive shitpost

>> No.14339027

>>14337963
based copypasta

>> No.14339236 [DELETED] 

>>14338007
Holy shit I tought you would end it as a joke at the end but its actually fucking true. You`re a fucking pussy and a sore loser. I am actually saddened that you Will never kill yourself so I hope somebody will straight up Murder you.

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14339259

>>14337996
It's a mystery what color you are

>> No.14339644

>>14339259
>call out bullshit story
>HURR UR BLACK
Americans are truly retarded.

>> No.14339666

Niggers are a fucking cancer for a modern civilized society, they deserve to be brutally murdered, all of them. Stupid monkeys.

>> No.14339674

the part where they change their mind and restart the entire order is believable because they actually do that shit. niggers are the absolute stupidest creatures especially when it comes to literally any thinking process and are the absolute worst infection on any business.

t. 8 yrs restaurant experience

>> No.14339685

>>14337963
Were they wearing masks

>> No.14339699

>>14339674
There are two jobs that will make you racist, security and food service.

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14339708

>>14339666

>> No.14340058

>>14339666
Based

>> No.14340797

>>14339708
Back to r*ddit

>> No.14341649

I hope you thank him for his service

>> No.14341676

>>14339708
>being against crime is /pol/
Honk honk