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[Anonymous No.14339986]

how come some of you fucking customers who come into my store are so stupid? i had a guy come in to the subway i work at and ask for "chunky monkey chicken." "uhhhh, i don't remember what i got," and "uhhhhhhh" in general, plus your inability to read the fucking menu.
piss off

[Anonymous No.14339996]

>>14339986
Nice word salad retard. Guess that’s why you’re still working at a fast food place. Better get me my fucking Chunky Monkey next time or I’ll report you to management.

[Anonymous No.14340016]

>>14339986
Niggas work in food service cant even put a goddamn chunky monkey sandwich together.

[Anonymous No.14340023]

THIS NIGGA EATIN CHUNKY MONKEY CHICKEN

[Anonymous No.14340026]

>>14339986
Imagine not knowing how to make a chunky monkey chicken. What a retard

[Anonymous No.14340028]

>>14339986
Hey OP can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.14340030]

>>14339986
>why are some people so stupid
>i work at subway, btw
The irony is palpable.

[Anonymous No.14340032]

>>14339986
uhhhhhhhhhhhh, can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.14340053]

>>14340030
it's a job to get me through school

[Anonymous No.14340086]

yo OP lemme get a toasted rye roll with tuna, black olives and like a ton of mayo and some raw onions chopped fine and a fanta, no I don't want a back of chips.

[Anonymous No.14340088]

>Be me
>Playing a few rounds of golf with the new client
>Wonder if I can get Mary from the office to go for one more closet BJ
>Grab a quick drink and cigar with the client
>2pm, another day's work done
>Get in my BMW
>Crank up Steely Dan
>Stop to get a from the local gas station to grab a Monster Zero Ultra
>See a Subway
>Not hungry, but want to harass the local Mexicans
>No Mexicans
>Some greasy white dude in his early twenties
>Looks exhausted
>Very ugly, probably contributed to his embarrassing position in life
>Ask for a "chunky monkey chicken"
>deer in the headlights
>Reminds me I gotta get around to planning the hunting trip with Todd
>Leave without buying anything
>Go home to the wife and kids
>Ask wife to make me a "chunky monkey chicken"
>deer in the headlights
>beat her
>Sleep well

[Anonymous No.14340153]

>>14340086
sir we haven't had rye for years. also there has been a shortage in the deliveries so there is no fanta -- yeah it sucks i like fanta too
>>14340088
the funny thing is, is that i knew exactly what he was talking about and had to step in and help a new guy when i overheard him. he was clearly ordering for someone else so i mean he himself might not be the idiot, but whoever was asking for it was.

[Anonymous No.14340232]

>>14340088
I hated these "same story but from the opposing perspective" green texts because it was all people ever did for a while there but that was good. anyway, yeah OP, people seem to leave their brain outside when they walk into restaurants. they expect you to think for them and seem to take pleasure in believing they are the only humans currently on the planet as well. I always am super aware and make sure not to unnecessarily take up a moment of another's time or be in their way. it's effortless and instinctual which again makes it feel like the people in question are doing it deliberately. and it seems like sooo many people are that way. it's strange. it's like at a certain point in life people just decide to go on autopilot and avoid active thinking whenever necessary. maybe I just don't do much in life and so have the luxury of unstrained brain use. anyway fuck those bum smacking cunts.

[Anonymous No.14340276]

>works at subway
>calls other people stupid
lmao

[Anonymous No.14340394]

>>14340276
i don't see how me working in fast-food is any indication of my intelligence. i'm young and need a job while i'm out of class for the summer. what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.14340422]

>customers are stupid
customers are stupid because everyone is stupid, including you

[Anonymous No.14340471]

OP can I get uhhhhh Chunky Monkey Chicken extra large and a diet Chunkey Monkey Chicken for my Uhhhhhh.

[Anonymous No.14340680]

>>14339996
Baste.