I just realized something. We could solve obesity in ten years if we ran a campaign telling people that eating salad triggers the libs. Why hasn't this been tried before?

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Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:05:36 2020 No.14369966 [DELETED]

I just realized something. We could solve obesity in ten years if we ran a campaign telling people that eating salad triggers the libs. Why hasn't this been tried before?

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:07:39 2020 No.14369978

>>14369966
obese people could solve their weight problem themselves but they prefer constant stimuli over feeling a little uncomfortable for a few hours a day
i say we give everyone as much free food as they want and let the population of individuals without willpower cull themselves into an early gravy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:08:03 2020 No.14369981 >>14369966 I could show up at your trans-maoist college party and yell "fuck niggers" and none of the fudgepackers present would have the balls to do anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:09:37 2020 No.14369988 >>14369981 >trans-maoist college party that sounds amazing

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:12:35 2020 No.14370005 File: 28 KB, 634x423, 1592004297665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14369966 Why is that lady drinking shit with light bulbs in it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:13:52 2020 No.14370011 >>14369978 Americans won’t put up with hardship for a reward. They’re only able to tolerate hardship if you tell them it hurts someone else even more

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:15:00 2020 No.14370015 >>14370011 That's oddly specific and can only come from a hard wired sub/pain bitch.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:15:02 2020 No.14370016 >>14370005 Don't question the mainstream media, only tin-foil conspiracy nutjobs don't believe the MSM.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:15:59 2020 No.14370017 >>14370016 But Fox News is tinfoil hattery.

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:17:51 2020 No.14370028

>>14369978
>obese people could solve their weight problem themselves but they prefer constant stimuli over feeling a little uncomfortable for a few hours a day
Yup, this is true of just about everything. It's funny, do any kind of self-improvement and people will ask how you did it so they can follow your footsteps, then tell them it took some dedication and discomfort and they'll immediately backpedal and rationalize their way out of doing it.
>Anon, how did you lose all that weight?
>I stopped eating sugar, stopped eating between meals, and fast two days a week.
>Oh, that sounds so unhealthy! You're going to end up putting all that weight back on!

>Anon, how did you clear up your skin and get such nice hair?
>I take cold showers every day, it's better for my skin.
>Oh man, that sounds like TORTURE! I could never!!!

>Anon, how did you pay off your car so quickly?
>I restricted my spending and paid 2-3 times my minimum payment every month.
>Oh, well I wish I could be single and not have a life like you! You need a girlfriend or something! *scoff*

It's kind of funny in a really grim and depressing way. People just can't fathom intentionally experiencing any level of discomfort at any point in their lives. It doesn't matter how good the end result will be, it doesn't matter how bad their current situation is. They just won't do it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:18:51 2020 No.14370032 >>14370028 Nothing more annoying than a former fatty patting themselves on the back excessively.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:19:00 2020 No.14370034 File: 3.88 MB, 4500x4602, 1568417266.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370017 Stop being antisemitic. Stop questioning the narrative.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:22:39 2020 No.14370045 >>14370034 Is there any point replying to you or are you on autopilot by this point?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:22:52 2020 No.14370049 >>14370034 I fucking hate this shit. People I'm closest to that I know will listen to I'VE PROVEN this to them, and they say "that doesn't mean they do anything." Fucking hell. People just love being comfortable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:24:23 2020 No.14370056 >>14369966 The beef and corn industries would have a meltdown.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:25:32 2020 No.14370062 >>14370045 >Why are we still here?

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:27:29 2020 No.14370069

>>14370032
It's simple stuff literally anyone could do. And I don't start the conversations irl, I just answer questions honestly if they're asked. Everyone is looking for some "secret" or "trick" though. They want shortcuts, not legitimate advice on how to improve their wellbeing and lives because that's too hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:28:28 2020 No.14370071 >>14370049 Nothing in that picture is actually true tho. Why are you trying to find things to make you angry? Are you that bored with being happy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:29:46 2020 No.14370076 >>14370062 It's like you're having a conversation with an imagined person in your head, it's very odd to witness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:33:44 2020 No.14370087 >>14370034 imagine being so far off the deep end that even fox isn't right wing enough for you because (((da JOOOOOOZ)))

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:35:53 2020 No.14370093 >>14369966 lol, fuck no. People are fat because healthy food tastes like shit.

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:38:07 2020 No.14370103

>>14370087
It's not that Fox isn't conservative enough, it's that it's intentionally fueling ignorance and hate in order to divide people against each other, just like the liberal news media does from the other side. News isn't about informing people, it's about polarizing people and making them fight each other so they never investigate the people who are profiting off their discontent. Liberal citizens blame conservative citizens and vice versa, but no one ever blames the people in charge.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:39:17 2020 No.14370108 >>14370069 Where did I agree to subscribe to your blog faggot?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:41:30 2020 No.14370121 >>14370103 so is this one of those "we kill you last" kinda dealies? I agree to help you exterminate jews, and I get gassed some time between the japanese and the native americans?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:42:04 2020 No.14370125 File: 58 KB, 474x734, 1580641798.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14370076 You have no sense of humor.

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:54:23 2020 No.14370177

>>14370121
Nah, I'm not racist and I don't want anyone gassed or exterminated. I just think it's foolish to ignore the obvious polarizing propaganda throughout the media designed to divide the citizenry against themselves so the rich and ruling classes and continue to consolidate power and wealth without consequence. We're so busy yelling at each other for voting for the wrong side in this illusory two-party system that we'll never actually solve the real problems.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:57:26 2020 No.14370186 >>14370177 >I'm not racist, I'm just obsessed with finding a "final solutiono" to an international jewish conspiracy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:58:04 2020 No.14370190 >>14369966 holy based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:58:31 2020 No.14370192 >>14370186 It's like you're having a conversation with an imagined person in your head, it's very odd to witness.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 21:59:12 2020 No.14370198 >>14369978 >early gravy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:03:21 2020 No.14370211 >>14370028 >fast two days a week That's honestly a bit excessive and probably not healthy. >take cold showers Now you're just being silly. >be incel Ah, now it all makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:04:06 2020 No.14370218 >>14369966 That only works if it's something fun or easy to do, like eating Chick-fil-a.

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:04:16 2020 No.14370220

>>14370186
No, what I actually said was:
>I'm not racist, I just think we should smash the state.
Which is not a contradiction in any way. Anarcho-capitalism is the way. How am I the racist when YOU hear "rich and ruling classes" and assume I'm talking about jews? I'm not the anon who posted >>14370034 by the way, just in case you were confused.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:06:46 2020 No.14370231 >>14369981 lmao, post gut, i wanna laugh at you, tubby

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:08:08 2020 No.14370239

>>14370211
>>take cold showers
>Now you're just being silly.
Not at all. I have severe psoriasis and cold showers prevent me from living in a cloud of dust like Pigpen from Peanuts because it's legitimately better for my skin and helps prevent the dry flaking. Hot water strips too much natural oil from your skin and removes too much moisture, anyone with dry skin problems should take showers in cooler water, even if not cold.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:09:08 2020 No.14370243 >>14370239 >i have severe psoriasis Have you considered having sex?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:10:43 2020 No.14370246 >>14370005 banning plastic straws and certain lightbulbs is good for the environment, so might as well stick them on a beef patty to "own the libs"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:12:08 2020 No.14370250 >>14370220 >>14370192 >I was only pretending to be a nazi ok

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:13:22 2020 No.14370251 >>14370239 why not just get some of that anti fungal wash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:16:00 2020 No.14370261 >>14370251 Psoriasis is an auto-immune disease that causes inflammation and dryness in the skin, not a fungus.

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:32:25 2020 No.14370306

>>14370250
I was never pretending to be a nazi. I never said anything about jews or race. My posts were:
>>14370103
>>14370177
>>14370220
Now please point out which of these posts mentions race or blames jews for anything. I said the media is a propaganda machine turning citizens against each other so they'll stay blind and won't rise up against the rich and ruling classes that's oppressing everyone. There is NO one singular race of people who makes up the rich and ruling classes of modern society, and if you think calling out rich people or rulers is racist that says way the fuck more about you than it does about me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:54:27 2020 No.14370376 >>14370017 Ahhh, it's a tranny seething that Tuck named Rosenberg tonight.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:57:14 2020 No.14370389 >>14370103 >but no one ever blames the people in charge. Apart from Carlson, that it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:58:52 2020 No.14370398 >>14370220 >Anarcho-capitalism is the way. >he's pro-open borders

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 22:59:29 2020 No.14370401
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>>14369966
I couldn’t agree more. Just look at these absolute fucking retard conservatives promoting “health at every size”. Unfucking real how stupid these people are.
https://haescommunity.com/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:00:51 2020 No.14370407 >>14370211 fasting is good for you but the food and diet industry won't tell you that because there's no money to be made from the simple phrase of "just don't eat, retard" OMAD life

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:02:00 2020 No.14370413 >>14369978 Most of them already have early gravy

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:02:28 2020 No.14370415

>>14370398
The only reason that open borders are a problem is the welfare system attracting undesirables and causing a burden on working taxpayers. Remove the welfare and you have no incentive for people to come around unless they actually have something to contribute.
So no, I'm not pro-open-borders for as long as we have a welfare system that can be abused. But if that were out of the way it wouldn't really be a problem.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:03:34 2020 No.14370420 >>14370413 oh you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:05:44 2020 No.14370427 >>14370401 looks like ya got him there. There's absolutely no way TWO groups of people could be retarded.

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:05:50 2020 No.14370428

>>14370220
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:06:59 2020 No.14370437

>>14370220
>>14370428
Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:07:01 2020 No.14370438 >>14370407 there's no food and diet industry, there's no "big pharma", there's no big anything. that's tinfoil hat bullshit, like being worried about mobile radiation

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:08:00 2020 No.14370442

>>14370220
>>14370437
I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:09:52 2020 No.14370452 >>14370428 >>14370437 >>14370442 Stale pasta, too long. Just post the image.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 23:31:39 2020 No.14370569 >>14370239 bummer dude. do u have it on our pp?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 00:25:05 2020 No.14370753 >>14370427 This, but unironically

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 00:39:42 2020 No.14370795 >>14369966 you're implying that being republican and being fat aren't effects of the same cause

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 00:40:11 2020 No.14370796 >>14369978 we basically do already but then we pay for their healthcare to keep them out of the grave too

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 00:57:32 2020 No.14370828 >>14369981 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 03:11:19 2020 No.14371236 >>14369966 But salads don't trigger the libs....... Big beautiful burgers and steaks do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 03:20:21 2020 No.14371254 File: 117 KB, 635x1240, 56A6E31E-2D7A-4F38-ACD8-FF0B40EB8461.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Because Democrats largest voting blocks are fat and stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 03:21:38 2020 No.14371259 >>14370087 >Fox News is extreme right LMAO

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 03:24:45 2020 No.14371264 >>14371254 Holy shit why are black people so obese?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 9 04:00:52 2020 No.14371342 /pol/ cause brainrot in zoomers Fox cause brainrot in boomers Simple as.

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