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Guys... He didn't wake up... Coded on the table...

>> No.14378921

>>14378879
How did he tear his Achilles? I can't imagine being the anesthesiologist for that surgery.

>> No.14378927

>>14378921
It's a covid19 symptom.

>> No.14378929

>>14378879
don't get fat, Anons, this is your future

>> No.14378936

man, I'm not looking forward to bone spurs
I have a shitty ankle that I've had a few major blowouts in, the arthritis got really bad for a while after the last one but has cleared up a little since it was at its worst

but I know them spurs are a commin

>> No.14378949

>>14378921
He walked for 20 minutes and both his ankles exploded.
Take warning dear friends not to end up a rotund layabout.

>> No.14378959

>>14378879
Jack has a dead arm bone spurs and a very very large brain just like Trump

>> No.14378983

>>14378921
He thought it'd be a good idea to do a 5k after never exercising at all. He did half of it and ended up having to get two foot surgeries because he completely destroyed his feet

>> No.14378986

>>14378959
what is this bone spurs thing leftists say about trump? I know the left can't meme, but what's that even about?

>> No.14379021

>>14378986
It's how Trump dodged the draft because, like all alt-right incels, he's terrified of confrontation unless it's behind a computer screen.

>> No.14379231

>>14379021
>Vietnam was a bad unethical war
>can you believe trump dodged the draft! what a coward
leftist logic

>> No.14379294

>>14378879
I wish.

>> No.14379357

>>14379021
What's weird is it's not even a good criticism since Trump has never claimed to be pro-war. He's not a chickenhawk. in fact people are mad he wants troops out of Syria and Afghanistan. If Obama dodged the draft lefties would probably praise him for it.

>> No.14379390

>>14379021
Not wanting to kill farmers and commies in bumfuck Asia is bad now?

>> No.14379400

>>14379021
He was rich. They all dodged the draft

>> No.14379402

>>14379021
>Alt right
Do people still think that's real?

>> No.14379431

>>14378921
my left achilles tendon has been getting tighter and tighter the last month and it has been worrying me. it isn't numb or burning so I don't think it's tendonitis. I've just been doing stretches I have been worried it would tear or cause some issues in the future

>> No.14379436

>>14379357
hypocrisy isn't the only way to tarnish a character

>> No.14379440

>>14379231
keep licking those boots citizen

>> No.14379457

>>14379357
>He's not a chickenhawk

Except for pardoning war criminals and ramping up drone strikes to an unbelievable number, I guess not.

>> No.14379576

>>14379400
Yeah, Bush junior did it too and he was a real sabre rattler. Republicans just love cowardice in their leaders.

>> No.14379634

>>14379457
Hillary would have started WWIII.

>> No.14379635
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I think everyone wished Ja/ck/ would just not wake up one morning. Passing peacefully in his sleep from some sort of self induced disease.
Instead he's literally disintegrating as the years go on, but still trying to keep the show on the road. I wonder at what point he'll just stop.

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>>14379635
I like how jack both takes pride in his ignorance and inabilities but is still mad that people reacted vocally about how bad he made yorkshire pudding.
I still think he'll pass in the night some time, perhaps in the fall when the leaves are turning.

>> No.14379723

>>14379634
WW3 would have killed less people than Trump's complete ineptitude at handling covid

>> No.14379741

>>14379634
Lol imagine actually thinking this. Why are you righty losers so obsessed with Hillary

>> No.14379747

>>14379741
IT WAS HER TURN!

>> No.14380479

>>14379440
Imagine not being a fascist

>> No.14380494

>>14379723
Imagine thinking covid numbers are real lol

>> No.14380516

>>14379390
get with the times grandpa, killing people you disagree with and dying for israel is good now.

>> No.14380525

>>14379576
no we don't actually
the problem is they are unfortunately the only buffer we have between civilization and the democrats allowing 3rd world hoards into the country

>> No.14380542

Did Jack actually die finally?

>> No.14380626

>>14379634
>guys this fantasy I made up in my head is sooooo much worse!!!1

>> No.14380640

>>14380525
No they aren't. They just want to keep them as illegal citizens to exploit the cheap workforce.

>> No.14380652

>>14378879
Died on the table just like his food

>> No.14380670

>>14378879

Promise?

>> No.14380722

>>14379634
Clinton would have started WWIII and then curb stomped Russia. Trump licks their boots. “Look how America First he is.” So glad he is gone in a couple months.

>> No.14380735

>>14380722
What happened for those idiots is this:

1) we (people who are listening to what is happening in the world) knew that Russia had illegally invaded and annexed a potion of Ukraine; 2) Obama admin should have dropped hammer, but war fatigue from Afghanistan and (fake war) Iraq wants to let it be a referendum.

>> No.14380744

>>14380735
3) Hilary is well known as a Hawk. 4) Trump wins (hahaha). 5) SURPRiSE hahaha Russia has been heavily and covertly using all sorts of media to sway election in Trump’s favor

>> No.14380757

>>14378879
RED ALERT: JACK'S WIFE TAMMY LOST HER JOB A FEW DAYS AGO. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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>>14380757
I got a job she can do

>> No.14380800

>>14379021
>stanning for the vietnam war now just to spite drumf
Leftoids have truly lost the plot.

>> No.14380806

>>14379741
She was legit banging the war drums over Russia. I seriously believe we'd all be dead right now if she won.

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>>14380788
They just bought a 50k car recently and Jack has his foot surgery so she'll have to make the money somehow... you might get a chance after all, anon

>> No.14380823

>>14380788
I want Tammy to brap on my facew

>> No.14380827

>>14379021
>>14379440
>>14379457
>>14379723
>>14379741
>>14380626
>>14380722
>>14380744
>>14379576
ok trooners

>> No.14380828

>>14380806
All she did was point out that Trump was under control of Russia, and it turns out she was entriely correct

>> No.14380839

>>14379723
>muh covid
Sickly people dying of natural causes is not a crisis, and the government should do nothing to stop it.

Western society has voluntarily destroyed itself so that the Boomers can live on through a few more wretched years of old age. I really can't express the depths of my disgust with the whole system of values that could have lead us to this point.

>> No.14380858

>>14380839
I mean, every other developed country seems to have gotten through it fine and moved on with their lives, so clearly some retard in charge of handling this situation has no idea what the fuck they are doing

>> No.14380887

>>14380858
>I mean
Stop this verbal tic.

>> No.14380903

>>14380887
U mad?

>> No.14380904

>>14379440
>dodged war
>BOOTLICKER
There's at least three layers of irony in this post

>> No.14380976

>>14380788
I want her to sit on my face so bad

>> No.14381028

>>14378879
Coded for Medicare billing purposes? What were the codes?

>> No.14381089

don't even fucking joke about that, 2020 has been rough enough. We can't lose ja/ck/ this year.

>> No.14381103

>>14379440
Locking boots would mean going to war lmao

>> No.14381104

>>14381089
Yeah i really would hate to see Jack go. He's far too entertaining

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Food Jacks never die.

>> No.14381132

>>14380858
Cases have gone up because of increased testing deaths are going down.

>> No.14381136

Sir, this is a Chinese cooking subreddit.

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>>14379741
Hillary is far right you liberal dumbass.

Don’t act like someone who voted yes on the Iraq war is a lefty.

t. an actual socialist

>>14380626
Hillary does have more blood on her hands. Voting yes on Iraq, US intervention in Libya, funding “freedom fighters” in Syria, starting the drone programs.

>>14380722
>RAH RAH KILL THEM WUSSIANS

never claim to have the moral high ground again, i can’t believe your puppet masters can whip you into this level of bloodlust

>>14380828
All she did was get us to invade Iraq and killed over 2 million people.

Also she’s paid off by the Saudis.

None of this is support for Trump. Just pointing out what hypocritical, low IQ, war mongers the average liberal is. I voted for Bernie, but I won’t be voting for Biden. None of the blood he spills will be on my hands.

>our war monger isn’t as bad :(

>> No.14381141

>>14381104
to be fair his content has gotten progressively more boring as he slowly loses control of his body. if he's gonna die i want him to keep going slowly, like eventually he has to use a retard wheelchair then he loses his arm then he just goes around like a 500lb stephen hawkings and has meat shoveled down his feeding tube.

tammy lost her job though so they're going to be poor now though

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I want reddit and pol to leave

>> No.14381219

>unironic russiagaters ITT

LMAO

>> No.14381344

>>14380903
>>14380828
>>14380858
have sex, trooner

>> No.14381459

>>14381344
Take your meds, schizo

>> No.14381477

>>14381132
Unfortunately though retardation seems be increasing rapidly through the population. You are a perfect case study.

>> No.14381482

>>14381140
>Also she’s paid off by the Saudis
You mean the same Saudis that trump gave guns and nuclear information?

>> No.14381522

I'll miss this guy
F

>> No.14381540

>>14381482
>Trump did it too!

Why is this the only response Democrats have when called out on their shit?

Yes the same Saudis who the US started helping to bomb civilians in Yemen while Hilldawg was Secretary of State.

>> No.14381544

>>14381540
USA has always been Saudi Arabia's bitch, no matter who was in office.

>> No.14381549

>>14381544
We got involved in Yemen with them under Obama’s tenure

>> No.14381597

>>14381544
I know, but Bernie (and Tulsi) were the only candidates who spoke about ending US support of Saudi Arabia in Yemen. If Biden wins he’s going to be business as usual, or may even ramp up US involvement in the Middle East.

>> No.14381839

WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING THREAD HAVE TO TURN INTO A RIGHT VS LEFT WITH YOU BRAIN DEAD CHUMP NIGGERS??? WE CAN’T EVEN HAVE A THREAD ABOUT SEPTIC RETARD JACK SCALFANI WITHOUT IT BEING DERAILED BY YOU MAN BABIES

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>>14380812
Looks like he has a drinking problem.

>> No.14381964

>>14378879
Better shot him in the back of the head, he isn't going to get better

>> No.14381968

>>14379021
>Go die so women can afford another mall

>> No.14381988

>>14381132
Cases have gone up even relative to the amount of tests being done.

>> No.14382017

>>14381839
Pick your poison:
>Report off-topic and invite jannies to make hot calls on what should and should get deleted/banned

>Don't report off-topic and have anons get easy (You)s by talking about flamebait off-topic

People who are the most vocal about self-moderation probably get the raw end of the former option and don't want anyone getting in the way of their fun, which is the latter.

>> No.14382146

>>14379723
imagine thinking covid is more deadly than nukes

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>>14381839
it's an election year, so here we go again. At least most tourists don't stick around on this board and fuck back off to /pol/ or reddit. but get ready for increasingly large amounts of thread being derailed by politics until november

>> No.14382370

>>14381968
what?

>> No.14382383

I just wanted to talk about jack

>> No.14382386

>>14378983

made it a mile and a half, impressive

>> No.14382391

>>14381839
lefty redditor tourists can't help but be butthurt all the time

>> No.14382428

>>14382391
>b-b-but HE STARTED IT!!!!!
grow up

>> No.14382442

>>14382428
you asked a question and you whine about the answer. lefty snowflakes are perpetually butthurt about everything

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Jack and Tammy taking up the same amount of space as 5 other grown adults.

>> No.14382555

Is it just me or is /pol/ seriously losing influence? Seems like the rest of 4chan has turned against them.

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>>14382555
>relevant

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>>14382555
Sure thing glowie.

>> No.14382693

>>14382448
Holy fuck, Tammy looks like an offensive lineman. I didn't realize she was that huge

>> No.14382705

If I knew I had a huge following on 4chan, I would NOT be posting personal shit online. What a retard.

>> No.14382941

>>14382448
What's with this slut's exoskeleton arm?

>> No.14382946

>>14382555
The only influence those stupid fucks ever had was sucking all the fun out of racism by taking it too seriously.

>> No.14382947

>>14382941
Everyone in flyover boomerville has some ailment that they blame their chronic underachieving on. Her slight inconvenience must be tennis elbow from one too many unenthusiastic handjobs behind the trailer.

>> No.14382952

>>14382555
They're essentially t_d 2.0 now, and most people are honestly sick and tired of trump.

>> No.14382967

>it is this easy to bait /pol/tards
maybe I'll have to come out of phoneposting retirement and shit up this board again

>> No.14382968

>>14379021
Bold move assuming he knows how to use a computer and isn't just dictating tweets to his porn star intern.

>> No.14383012

>>14382968
t. had to type this on his lonesome

>> No.14383053

>>14383012
No I had my pornstar intern type it.
But he's a gay pornstar.
Gotta play the hand I'm dealt.

>> No.14383075

>>14379457
>ramping up drone strikes to an unbelievable number
That was Obama

>> No.14383122

>>14379440
Bootlicking would be agreeing with the system which told him to go to war. You’re a retard.

>> No.14383134

>>14382947
it's clearly a prosthetic

>> No.14383142

>a ja/ck/ thread turns into yet another political shitflinging nightmare about muh trump my commies
I hate what the internet has become.

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>>14379021

>> No.14383168
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>>14383134
Based retard.

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>>14382555
>I-if I say it enough times, people will start thinking it's true!

>> No.14383191

>>14383168
well I didn't fuckin know. don't talk shit to me again.

>> No.14383198

Jack's very existence makes me mad

>> No.14383216

>>14382555
/pol/ officialy disbanded after the cuckening. Although it was on it's way out even then. 2016 was a colonization of an already abandoned board. With the new wave of redditfugees hitting in the last few weeks and 2020 elections on the horizon, any chance of /pol/ coming back are not only gone, but no longer even considerable as a fantasy.

>> No.14383237 [DELETED] 

>>14379021
Not even into this /pol/ shit but its hilarious how the trumpfags defend this shit.
>dude uses money to take the cowardly way out
>b-but its okay because w-war is bad!
shitty wars aside it doesn't mean shit, every other dude in the country was getting fucked in the ass by it. he took the easy way out like a pussy because he had the money to pay off a doctor.

I don't support shitty wars in the middle east, and i'm not roaring to join the military. but if ww3 happened and a draft happened, i'd do my job and do my part if it came down to it. anyone who claims to do otherwise is literally just the same as Syrians running away from their country or mexicans jumping the border.

>> No.14383243

>>14381166
>pol
you need to leave dumb phoneposter

>> No.14383251

>>14383142
Jack threads were always off topic cancer, and probably did more to ruin this board than anything else by normalizing e-celeb spam (it started with Joey, but he never got as big).

>> No.14383257

>>14383237
None of that is the point. The point is that now he's talking down to veterans, calling POWs cowards, and saying he knows more about warfare than all the generals. It's just so stupid and hypocritical.

>> No.14383268

>>14383191
Meet me by the grease trap after service boy

>> No.14383271

>>14383251
The Broeys ended up getting a shout out in an actual Joey vid because the spam was so big

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is this the designated ja/ck/ thread?

>> No.14383286

>>14383275
That arm is looking like an overstuffed liverwurst.

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>> No.14383302

>>14383251
Fuck you /ck/ is the only board that actually benefits from having ecelebs. I'd rather see people post vids of fat fucks who can't cook than 100 threads asking what americans eat and pictures of what anon got off the taco bell dollar menu. The fact that I can't post Joey anymore without getting banned is criminal.

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>>14383302
>/ck/ benefits from having off topic threads because i personally don't have any interest in the board topic

>> No.14383323

>>14383251
Have some respect for ja/ck/ you stupid faggot

>> No.14383327

>>14379431
That sounds important enough to get it checked out or talk to a physical therapist if possible. I imagine they'd tell you to go easy on it and stick to light, gentle walking and maybe wear one of those supportive sock thing for your ankle. Ice the area for the first several days if there is any inflammation then switch to some heat therapy perhaps via warm-hot epsom salt soaks. I had tendonitis in my wrist/thumb for like half a year, because I did nothing to help it heal. It's scary when the soreness and tightness doesn't go away after a week or two and feels like there is something seriously wrong with you. Your tendon probably just got over extended/over worked at some point. I also had tendonitis in my foot last year but immediately started wearing much more supportive shoes, rested my feet as much as possible, and soaked them several nights in a row plus took advil, and they were back to normal after a week. Your achilles heal might take a little longer since it's one of those areas like your thumb that gets a lot of movement and stress.

>> No.14383333

>>14383323
Fuck jack. I hope he's dead.

>> No.14383345

>>14383302
have you ever tried just, you know, cooking something yourself?

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>>14379021
based. triggered all the incles

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>>14383257
>The point is that now he's talking down to veterans
Literally making shit up.

>calling POWs cowards
Lol are you talking about that piece of shit McCain? That tumor in his head deserved every medal on the book for getting rid of that neocon retard lol

>Saying he knows more about warfare than all the generals
Lmao he literally killed an Iranian general and their response was to kill some canadians and become a total laughing stock. I think Trump knows what he's doing. 4 more years to go, faggot

>> No.14383354

>>14383257
Pro-tip, just because you served in the military does not make someone immune to being questioned about their horrendously shitty political positions or outright lying about what someone said. Unless you think Thomas Jeffreson and George Washington were Confederates?

>> No.14383373

>>14383333
He live streamed this morning so he's still alive somehow

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>>14383319
jack's gay life and fat wife are 100% on topic because he, as you can see, eats FOOD
>b-but food isn't on t-topic p-please keep t-things on p-point
you weak disgusting tranny, get out

>> No.14383397

>>14383327
eh, things always just work themselves out. I'm just going to stop sitting on my foot at my desk and I'll stretch it multiple times a day I am sure it will work itself out. I've had plantar fasciitis for a while and know how to deal with that, figured this is probably something similar. it's not painful, just need to do a bit of physical therapy (not going to pay some asshole for it)

>> No.14383418

>>14383275
I notice that he puts a transition and then in the next shot is stroke arm is "holding" the bowl. I wonder if he actually lifted the arm on its own, or if he used his good arm to lift it and place it on the lip of the bowl for the next shot.

I really don't think he can even lift it lol

>> No.14383951

>>14383257
When did democrats become such bootlickers?

>> No.14383962

>>14383155
The faggot you were talking to was pro Vietnam War and criticizing Trump for dodging the war.

Why would a commie be against that?

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