/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14458639]

So I tried grocery delivery for the first time, and the dumb bitch who got the groceries fucked up almost every single item I ordered. The biggest problem was that instead of buying the romaine I wanted, she bought some shitty organic brand that tastes like absolute shit. It was obviously sprayed with Cedarcide and taste like cedar and chemicals. I tried washing it with vinegar and even tried soap but nothing is getting the taste out. I have 6 heads of this stuff so if rather not waste it. Does anyone know another way to wash this disgusting taste off?

I gave that stupid bitch 1 star, then called their customer service and said that I had items missing even though the receipt says she bought them, the receipt shows extra items bought that she kept, she smashed half the eggs in the dozen I got, and said she obviously had beeeen smoking weed (illegal in this state). None of that was true, but I wanted to make sure that fucking cunt got fired.

[Anonymous No.14458649]

>>14458639
Unbelievably based

[Anonymous No.14458654]

>falling for the delivery scam
it's your fault, don't be a lazy shit and do your own shopping, stupid piece of shit

[Anonymous No.14458664]

>>14458654
Hey kid, some of us have jobs and lives and don't rely on mommy and daddy to get their chicken nuggets. It's only $5 extra, you're obviously a poor retarded neet.

[Anonymous No.14458670]

>>14458639
All of this because you won't wear a flimsy paper mask for 15 minutes. Enjoy your poison lettuce.

[Anonymous No.14458671]

>>14458664
Only a poor retarded neet would use delivery services, idiot

[Anonymous No.14458676]

gj you male karen, go pick it up yourself next time

[Anonymous No.14458679]

>>14458670
It's because I was working laate and don't have a mommy and daddy to shop for me.
>>14458671
>Poor
>Paying extra for convenience
Confirmed retard

[Anonymous No.14458684]

>>14458676
Do you think your mommy will pick it up for me when she's getting your chicky nuggies and adult diapers?

[Anonymous No.14458714]

>>14458679
>I was working laate
You have now learned that grocery delivery sucks. Nowadays they substitute half the list and they have always sucked at choosing good produce. Only you can pick good produce and make rational substitutions on the fly. Sorry you ran out of groceries.

[Anonymous No.14458742]

>>14458679
>isn't poor but cant handle a $20 loss on his recent venture into lettuce

[Anonymous No.14458749]

>>14458639
If you want people to be nice to you first you have to be nice to other people, anon

[Anonymous No.14458752]

>>14458639
based if true

[Anonymous No.14458755]

how many of you don't live near a supermarket or keep your pantry well stocked? 10 minutes of driving, 15 minutes of shopping (tops), done.

[Anonymous No.14458757]

>>14458742
reminder: rich people have maids/housekeepers/personal shoppers who they pay wages to do a good job doing this.

[Anonymous No.14458759]

>>14458742
Wasting food has nothing to do with price. Confirmed poor, care to prove how you're a neet next?

[Anonymous No.14458760]

>>14458679
yeah, paying extra for stupid shit is how people stay poor. poor people are usually dumb as shit

[Anonymous No.14458763]

>>14458755
>15 min of shopping
t.has never bought his own groceries

[Anonymous No.14458767]

>>14458763
lemme guess, you're one of those once a month shoppers.

[Anonymous No.14458769]

>>14458763
lmao are you a slowpoke who doesn't know what he wants? checking out probably adds on a ton of time but if you regularly go to a grocery store, you should be in and out no problem.

[Anonymous No.14458772]

>>14458763
>t. confirmed female
Hi :3

[Anonymous No.14458774]

>>14458760
Paying extra for convenience Soo that I can stay at work longer and net more money is what a non poor person does, confirmed neet. Thanks you proved you are all 3, now go have your mommy change your adult diapers you retarded poor neet.

[Anonymous No.14458780]

>>14458639
Nice larp.

[Anonymous No.14458784]

>>14458774
>keep that nose on the grindstone if ya want to get ahead anon
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.14458788]

eh you shouldn't eat raw veggies anyways, except stuff like peeled carrots
buy canned spinach, instead.

[Anonymous No.14458793]

>>14458788
>buy canned spinach, instead.
you got me, take your (You)

[Anonymous No.14458795]

>>14458639
This thread is a perfect example of autism. Not a single person can answer the question, but everyone's butt hurt that OP had his groceries delivered. Who other than a bunch off autistic basement dwellers would give a shit about this?

[Anonymous No.14458799]

>>14458795
there is no answer. the lettuce is probably fucked since the pesticides seeped into the leaves.

[Anonymous No.14458801]

>>14458784
>Loses the argument so he resorts to childish insults.
You already proved you're retarded, you can stop now.

[Anonymous No.14458809]

>>14458801
I didn't lose bruh. if you think staying late nets you more money then you're hourly, and therefore poor.

[Anonymous No.14458823]

>>14458639
you sound absolutely annoying this entire thread. Why did you make this? Just go to some other boomer website at this point. Fucking retarded boomer

[Anonymous No.14458827]

>>14458809
>Bruh
>Doesn't understand contract work
Confirmed lazy nigger, damn dude this is just getting sad.

[Anonymous No.14458832]

>>14458823
Damn if you're so butt hurt maybe you should close the thread?

[Anonymous No.14458834]

>>14458827
>contract work
fancy talk for throwaway employee
just admit it anon, you're poor and have no fucking clue about life.
working hard will get you jack shit

[Anonymous No.14458855]

>>14458834
Lmao, you don't even know what contract work is! It literally means I cannot be fired or quit for just any reason, where a normal employee can be fired or quit at whim. Cope harder Mama's boy.

[Anonymous No.14458869]

>>14458834
>Working hard gets you jack shit
Yea ~9k a month is Jack shit. Have fun being a poor butthurt man baby, I've run out of ways to insult you.

[Anonymous No.14458891]

>>14458793
im dead serious. raw veggies have a high chance of making you sick or even killing you.
they can give you hepatitis.
canned spinach is nutritious and cooked in the can, so it is safe.

[Anonymous No.14458905]

>>14458891
You're letting the sensationalist media get to you anon. You should always wash fresh veggies, that hepatitis outbreak was an isolated incident, and canned veggies are far less nutritious or tasty. Canned veggies can give you botulism by the way and that can't be washed out.

[Anonymous No.14458906]

>mommy daddy
>mommy daddy
>mommy daddy
>did i mention you have a mommy and daddy?

[Anonymous No.14458917]

>>14458906
>Childish insults
>Childish insults
>Childish insults
>Did I mention that I'm obviously a butthurt man baby?
If you can't handle your faults being pointed out maybe you should go find a safe space somewhere else?

[Anonymous No.14458957]

>>14458639
Try leaving it to soak in vinegar to break down the oils in the insecticide.

[Anonymous No.14458964]

>>14458639
No, compost that shit.

Grocery delivery fucking blows. It’s literally people not qualified for doordash or Uber and the companies doing it straight up fuck their contractors. This is such boomer cringe it hurts.

If you’re low on time, use the store’s curbside pickup option (not a third party one). This way you get an accountable employee doing your shopping. You’ll still be hit and miss on produce but so much less so.

Another option is to use something like prime pantry and just hit produce and meats really quick.

A third option is for you to stop being a little bitch.

[Anonymous No.14458979]

>>14458964
>R€ddit spacing
>Long winded speech
This post is super cringe.

[Anonymous No.14458988]

what
why don't your shops offer deliveries themselves?

[Anonymous No.14459042]

>>14458988
It’s not cost effective, margins are slim, drivers & insurance are expensive. Also, grocery stores in the states are all union shops, so even more expensive. Instead, instacart and the like don’t pay benefits or even have employees. Its just whatever dumb fuck signs up to be a driver.

[Anonymous No.14459049]

>>14459042
sounds pretty shitty, delivery here is basically free, I haven't stepped foot in a grocery store for a year or two

[Anonymous No.14459371]

>>14458664
If you don't had time for even basics needs and rely on slaves, you have no idea how you're fucked up.

[Anonymous No.14459375]

>>14459371
Oh hey there schizo anon, it's been a while.

[Anonymous No.14459395]

Ive used prime whole foods delivery like 5 times total and they havent messed up any of my orders.

[Anonymous No.14459415]

>>14459395
How is their meat and produce?

[Anonymous No.14459447]

>>14458639
There are so many reasons to call you retarded, I just want you to know anon, nobody loves you and your money will be meaningless when you die
Enjoy working yourself to the bone for nothing, faggot

[Anonymous No.14459501]

>>14458855
no it means you're not considered an actual employee, you get no benefits and your pay is unalterable by the hard work you're so proud of.
independent contractor sounds cool on paper but in reality it means you're disposable. think you can't be terminated before the end of the contract? read the fine print jackass. they can shitcan you for what amounts to legalease for we feel like it

[Anonymous No.14459508]

>>14458869
ooh lookit me I can make a fake spreadsheet

[Anonymous No.14459521]

>>14458654
Some services are good. But they usually aren't from supermarkets.
Imperfect foods was good for me. I got some asparagus there and it was really fresh and nice. Also, fucking 8 oz of smoked salmon for 3 bucks.
I do delivery because I tested postive for corona and got fucked by it, also I'm too busy to go to the store and spend about 1-2 hours shopping for some decent produce.

[Anonymous No.14459617]

>>14459447
Lmao are you still mad? Sorry I hurt your feelings so bad.
>>14459501
I get no benifits but much more pay that more than covers getting my own benifits. It's a factor when considering my pay. Contractors can still be payed for hourly work, which I am, $50 an hour in fact so yes the extra 2 hours I spent at work was definitely worth it. I wrote the contract myself so I know every part of it, yes they can still fire me but then I get to sue them for severance. You really don't understand what you're talking about.
>>14459508
Pic is for you. That's just this month by the way, after bills and such. At the beginning of each month I put whats left over from the previous month into savings. Cope and seeth.

[Anonymous No.14459692]

>>14459447
I also enjoy my job by the way, so its not really "work" for me. Again, I'm sorry I made you so mad. But if you stopped being lazy, you could be where I am now in less than 5 years.

[Anonymous No.14459816]

>>14459692
Fuck you you fucking loser. Just shut the fuck up God damn I hate you you fucking faggot.

[Anonymous No.14459820]

>>14459521
not too busy to shit post on 4chan fucker

[Anonymous No.14459833]

>>14459816
That anger isn't doing you any good anon, sorry I upset you.

[Anonymous No.14459853]

>>14459820
He doesn't know how to use the internet on his phone.

[Anonymous No.14459882]

>>14459447
>Imagine getting this upset on 4chan
Yikes and cringe

[Anonymous No.14460059]

You're a piece of shit OP.

[Anonymous No.14460094]

I've had all of my groceries delivered for like a year now and live as a NEET. They don't make egregious errors and even text me to let me know when some produce I want looks like shit at the grocery store and asking if I want to replace it. I do tip pretty well, desu.

[Anonymous No.14460126]

>>14460094
Which service do you use?

[Anonymous No.14460140]

This sounds like a "does the shopping for you" like instacart issue. I've been using Amazon Fresh since before the pandemic even started and I've never had any trouble with it at all. Fresh meat, veggies, whatever, I've had no issues whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.14461294]

>>14459415
Fairly consistent, but ive seen reviews of people getting chunks of meat instead of say a ribeye, but ive ordered steaks every time ive gotten delivery and its been fine, just make sure you order by the pound and not half a pound and you should be fine. YMMV however

[Anonymous No.14462035]

>>14461294
YMMV?

[Anonymous No.14462889]

>>14459617
>that brown thumb
You're a diversity hire ain't you?

[Anonymous No.14462921]

>>14458979
The fuck is reddit spacing, faggot. People have been formatting like this since before you should your dad should have opted to wear a condom.

[Anonymous No.14463201]

>>14458664
Stop making excuses. The time you spent shitposting on here could have gone into buying your precious lettuce.

[Anonymous No.14463340]

>>14462889
It's the lighting, I'm all white.

[Anonymous No.14463341]

>>14463201
Why would I when I can afford to have it delivered to me while I take a much needed break?

[Anonymous No.14463345]

>>14462921
Learn to type, then come back and try again.

[Anonymous No.14463610]

>>14463345
nigger nigger chicken dinner, wyt boi

[Anonymous No.14463656]

>>14462035
Yo Mama’s Musty Vagina

[Anonymous No.14463661]

>>14463340
You’re fat.

[Anonymous No.14463739]

>>14463661
You're just mad you don't own real armour.

[Anonymous No.14463756]

>>14463739
>uses USD in screenshot
>says armour
Faggot larping leaf or europoor

[Anonymous No.14463779]

>>14463756
Envy is the coward side of Hate, And all her ways are bleak and desolate.

[Anonymous No.14464144]

>>14463656
Lol

[Anonymous No.14464163]

>>14463756
If his bank account shows USD, wouldn't that make him American? How can you be this retarded?

[Anonymous No.14464197]

>>14463779
Fat is the fat side of fat, and all of your ways are sweaty and desperate.

[Anonymous No.14464243]

>>14464197
A sound heart is the life of the flesh: but envy the rottenness of the bones.

That ain't fat bro. Stay jelly.

[Anonymous No.14464246]

i love this thread
i love this board

[Anonymous No.14464331]

>>14464246
I love that a thread about ordering groceries turned into OP showing off his bank account, armor, and muscles.

[Anonymous No.14464659]

>>14463340
Based armor poster.

[Anonymous No.14464907]

>>14458979
>being intimately familiar with the website you apparently hate

Fun fact: Redditors come here as a meme and try to blend in, and post retarded screenshots as a joke. Part of this meme is that everyone on 4chan MUST hate Reddit because it's SOO horrible, so cue stupid comments like this. Just ignore it.

[Anonymous No.14464916]

>>14459853
Doesn’t matter

[Anonymous No.14465190]

>>14464331
Typical whiny show off bs. Op has enough time to act like a Karen and piss and moan on 4chan about how he couldn’t do something himself and then devolves into name calling because why act like an adult. Typical thread.

[Anonymous No.14465225]

>>14464163
No American spells armor with a u. Americans say armor, color, odor, etc while non Americans say armour, colour, etc. It’s subtle but a sign of OP bullshitting. Unless he’s an americlap who acts pretentious and spells it differently

[Anonymous No.14465236]

>>14464243
Nice “muscles”, baby dick. Go play dress up in your little armor suit and order some more lettuce online to cry about.

[Anonymous No.14465265]

>>14465236
I can feel the butthurt through my screen

[Anonymous No.14465297]

>>14458979
newfag detected

[Anonymous No.14465308]

>>14464243
>using a belt to try and make fat look like muscle
holy shit i lol'd

[Anonymous No.14465336]

>>14465265
You can feel the dick in your butt. Every night. Because you’re a fat faggot who dresses up in “armour” and cries about lettuce. And then calls other people butthurt. Go write some code and munch some leaves, just don’t break the keyboard with those mega muscles when you reply some more of your gay shit to this post.

[Anonymous No.14465402]

>>14459617
You fucking simp. Yeah, 50 * 4 * 4 = $8000 a month. OP is also a fucking misleading everyone because if he’s a contractor, taxes aren’t being deducted and at his income bracket, he best be setting aside about half that so he can cover taxes and social security. If he’s in the US, he’s also legally required to carry his own health insurance, so take that out too.

Now, because you told us your hourly rate and told us what you make in a month, you aren’t working overtime, you’re doing 40 hours a week. The fuck you mean you don’t have time for an hour trip to the store once a week. I have kids, I’m an engineering director and I make the time, it’s fucking easy and when I have ordered delivery, I’ve made sure it’s fucking reputable through like 5 minutes of googling before I did.

Get the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.14466054]

>>14465308
It's part of the armour my guy, are you blind or retarded?

[Anonymous No.14467175]

>>14465402
That's usually about right. I've worked a bit more this month because I'm going on vacation in a couple weeks and would like the extra cash for some gambling. As for the taxes that's a gross overestimate, mostly because in December every year I put half of my yearly savings into an IRA, which means it's not taxed. Also as a contractor I can deduct a shit load of random crap, so it usually comes out to be somewhere around $10k every year, or $2500 a quarter since that's how I pay. That means I only have to set aside $800 a month, being only 10% of my monthly wages. I don't know why health insurance is relevant but I pay $200 a month for that (KY health care is great!).

Never said I was working over time, I said I was working late, that doesn't automatically mean it's over time. I don't get paid overtime anyway, it's part of my contract that I can work any hours I want, but I don't get overtime. Sure I could probably take the time to go myself, but why would I spend my free time doing that if I can spend a little extra to have it delivered? At this point you're just being autistic, I bet you refuse to use self check out because of some stupid pride bullshit.

I love how you made this long autistic speech that you considered well thought out, then ended it with "get the fuck out" then ended up being entirely wrong. It's very entertaining watching you jealous, butt hurt, autists try your hardest to insult me. Its fucking hilarious, keep it up please!

[Anonymous No.14467355]

>>14467175
>gambling
On 1999 call center wages once you figure in your deductions and taxes.
>working late
means you can wake up and get into the store when things are freshly stocked.
>muh IRA
Actually, not gonna criticize you here, glad you're looking out for future you.
>shit on people and bragging about income.

You posted to a board of people that thoughtfully care about what people put into their bodies, some who've made it their craft. Some people are broke, some people can buy the company of the company you can work for. I'm sorry you had a shit experience ordering groceries online, but it was avoidable. This is fucking 4chan, everyone is equal here and you're getting shit for declaring you're better than the rest of us. The more you forget your humility, the more we're going to call you out. The more you share
>Kentucky
The more we're going to fucking wreck your shit.

Also.
>Kentucky

[Anonymous No.14467394]

>>14458639
>grocery delivery
no, nope, never

[Anonymous No.14467519]

>>14467355
Fuck dude I used to love that place, it's unfortunately shut down now though.
I don't know what the rest of your post is about, doesn't really pertain to the discussion. You drunk?
>>14467394
Seems like most people's experience is better than mine. I used the same service again the next day and the guy this time did a great job.

[Anonymous No.14467531]

>>14467355
By the way I wasn't trying to brag about anything, just trying to prove a point to the jealous anon.

[Anonymous No.14467593]

>>14467531
Jealousy is hard to prove and is mostly on the eye of the accuser, except when I used wireshark to bust my ex. You're amongst friends here. Let it go, you're one of us.

[Anonymous No.14467790]

>>14467593
Can I have some of whatever you smoked?

[Anonymous No.14467887]

>>14458639
Op, your a poof nigger. If you want to run your mouth put down your adress so I can kick your ass, dont worry I won't charge you for the convenience, I know your a lazy nigger.

[Anonymous No.14467899]

>>14467887
Are you really taking the internet tough guy route? That's just sad.

[Anonymous No.14468413]

>>14467899
Since you didnt post your address I'll assume your taking the internet pussy guy route.

[Anonymous No.14468490]

>>14467355
based

>>14467519
weak deflection. He was talking about you >>14459617 unnecessarily "flexing" on an anonymous uzbekistani minigolf forum

[Anonymous No.14468528]

>>14458664
t. fat lazy slob who is scared to potentially talk to the cashier
These services are only for offloading the obviously shit produce/alternative products to lazy fucks

[Anonymous No.14469545]

>>14468413
Meet me by the flag pole after school. Be there or be square!

[Anonymous No.14469559]

>>14468490
Are you a referee? What made you think your opinion was important enough to share?
>>14468528
Sounds like a whole lotta projection, you should keep reading the conversation.

[Anonymous No.14469678]

>>14458639
Based

[Anonymous No.14469892]

>>14459617
Holy shit BTFO!

[Anonymous No.14470034]

>>14458664 (You)

[Anonymous No.14470050]

>>14470034
Huh?