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14460444 No.14460444 [Reply] [Original]

Last thread died early because the OP and everyone after him was a bunch of jackasses. Let's do better this time.

>> No.14460642
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Your thread has been hi/jack/ed

>> No.14460660
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>> No.14460694

See, this is what we were talking about.

>> No.14460700

>>14460444
Checked. Any Nigerian recipe webms? I want to please my Nigerian wife's Nigerian family at get-togethers.

>> No.14460734

>>14460700
Yes. First, you'll need two pounds of nothing. Then you plate it and serve.

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>> No.14460925

>>14460911
These guys look like they go out into the woods and blow each other once they're done.

>> No.14460938

>>14460642
If I was a billionaire, I'd buy 4chan for the sole reason to make jack posting a permanently bannable offense.

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>>14460642

>> No.14461028

>>14460444
OFF THE HEAT
ON THE HEAT

>> No.14461033
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>>14461017

>> No.14461043
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>>14461033

>> No.14461084

>>14461017
doesn't even cut himself on the knife he cuts himself on the tail of the fish LMFAO

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>>14460938

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>>14460938
Lmao get Ja/ck/ed you loser

>> No.14461571

>>14460444

I've had this style of eggs twice. Breakfast location in the south of france and a 4 star hotel Breakfast. It's definitely an acquired taste. The flavor is nice but the texture is pure snot.

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>>14460444

>> No.14461583

>>14460642

Who's jack? Watching the webms is it a special needs person cooking?

>> No.14461587

>>14460642
God this is fucking terrifying.

>> No.14461630

>>14460911
Terrible

>> No.14461639

>>14460642
>sneaks in with the fast jack
devilishly based

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>>14461017
Christ, he didn't even take the scales off... It never ceases to amaze me that this guy isn't actually some sort of act. He's like the Ed Wood of cuizine.

>> No.14461714

>>14460444
it always gets a bit of a laugh out of me when i see ramsey doing his thing with scrambled eggs acting like he's some genius or something

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>> No.14461748

>>14460925
>once they're done
More like all throughout.

>> No.14461759

>>14460444
surely someone made a webm from that shitpile ramsay made from canned chili and fritos on a racetrack

he salted canned chili
he salted fritos
it looked like the worst steaming dog vomit in a bag I've ever seen

>> No.14461763

>>14461759
Yes, I've seen it posted a couple of times.

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>> No.14462255

>>14460444
Eggs this runny are honestly fucking gross. Theres a middle ground. Scrambled Eggs shouldnt be fucking oatmeal.

>> No.14462261

>>14460660
does anyone have a link to the vid where jack puts year old freezer meat in his chili?

>> No.14462281

>>14461043
wtf is this cunt legit

>> No.14462304

>>14462281
>is jack for real?
You new?

>> No.14462481

Excuse me, hello everyone

Please kindly stop posting the same fucking videos over and over

Thank you for your kind considerations

>> No.14462492

>>14462481
You simply have to grant us a Ja/ck/ sticky.

>> No.14462508

>>14460700
Make stewed or roasted chicken with jollof rice. Easy to make and genuinely good.

>> No.14462565

who is this jack. he seems like a bad cook

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>>14462481

>> No.14462607

>>14462255
Enjoy your edible rocks.

>> No.14462622
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>>14462481

>> No.14462623

>>14462255
kys

>> No.14462628

>>14460911
Fucking red necks aren't even human at this point

>> No.14462724

>>14460660
>dead arm because you do stupid shit
>keep doing it anyways

For what purpose?

>> No.14462759

>>14462724
i really, really want to know what his IQ is

>> No.14462854

>>14462759
probably room temperature
in celsius

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>>14462854
Jack Scalfani is a genius, we're just too stupid to understand him.

>> No.14463049

How does he wash his hand?

>> No.14463063

>>14460444
That amount of editing and fake reactions is why some people don’t like reality shows, as for the eggs there are retarde who actually think they have to get the pot off and on, it’s about heat control, which guess what, if you have an electric stove it already does this for you by cycling on and off. The chives tomatoes and mushrooms are to much no one eats like that. I didn’t see him adding salt, they also could have used a bit more butter

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The worst part about jack is the current (and long running) state of /ck/ strongly indicating that a large quantity of people here can only meaningfully contribute with jack memes, fast food threads and brand validation. To these people, I recommend large quantities of cyanide, about 1g per serving. Maybe 2.

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>>14462281
He is a legit retard

>> No.14463121

>>14462622
Is this a cringey team building activity at some shitty tech company?

>> No.14463126

>>14463118
>legit
*genuine

>> No.14463136

>>14460444
now we just need to add the crem freesh

>> No.14463399

>>14460911
Sssssssssmokey

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>> No.14463415

>>14461084
You sure?
Im sure he presses his thumb on the rear corner

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>> No.14463464

>>14463411
What really annoys me is businesses really do set the culture/standard, people more than likely will eat about fucking anything. They're spreading that garbage without a care. Seeing that shit sit in the pool of butter at the end is so pathetic. Does anyone know what place this is?

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>> No.14463497

>>14463489
i bet this girl is fat now

>> No.14463502

>>14463489
why do women think pizza is so funny?

>> No.14463504

>>14463497
Doubt it. She was clearly just acting out for the camera. Hadn't even taken a bite of the second slice before the camera was on her, and can't get the bites down well at all.

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>>14463504
that's a shame

>> No.14463528

>>14463407
I'm fascinated that the grilled toast doesn't disintegrate inside that vodka jar.

>> No.14463541

>>14463118
how are you really supposed to use that thing?

>> No.14463553

>>14463426
This is worse than any gore video. I'm damaged for life and I have lost all hope. Thank you kindly.

>> No.14463571

>>14463455
Bending over while eating is really unhealthy. Sitting upright at a dining table is the way to go.

>> No.14463577

>>14460925
>he doesnt know about the sex tape

>> No.14463579

>>14463459
And they say the Chinese have weird eating habits.

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>> No.14463599

>>14463590
He is not fast, he is only moving fast, 90% of these movements achieve nothing but adding time to the preparation of the meal.

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>>14463599
>he is not fast
>he is only moving fast

>> No.14463605

>>14463602
>a fast chef
What defines a fast chef? Him being able to prepare meals in a fast manner or him moving fast?

>> No.14463612

>>14463605
he moves fast. thats why I titled the webm "fast chef"

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>> No.14463625

>>14463541
The other fucking way

>> No.14463626

>>14460444
who doesn't like vomit on toast?

>> No.14463628

>>14462261
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrcW5rqFUn0

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>> No.14463631

>>14462255

Just cook it longer. There's nothing about the method itself that makes the eggs inherently runny.

>> No.14463655

>>14460925
>Sodomite has to prjoect his hit onto others
Stay worthless

>> No.14463667

>>14460911
RIP Martha

>> No.14463679

>>14463445
>American
>clearly german
Why can't eurocucks face themselves sometimes?

>> No.14463684

>>14461361
what the fuck is that even

>> No.14463686

>>14463063
He did add salt, and the brits pair tomatoes and mushrooms with brekkies

>> No.14463688

>>14463679
https://youtu.be/RfmyHWDNjeM

>> No.14463710

>>14463599
this is your brain on /ck/

>> No.14463757

>>14463612
Being deliberately obtuse are we now? Fast jittery movements slows the cooking process down.

Remember slow is smooth, smooth is fast

>> No.14463840

>>14463421
JUICY

>> No.14463872

>>14463599
No hes not fast.
Its a show.....
Hes entertaining the people

>> No.14463888

>>14463679
Its a fake documentary made by germans about what americans eat.
Try again billbob

>> No.14463931

>>14463617
>live in Hispanic household
>if the meat doesn't taste like the animal died in lime juice, its unclean

>> No.14463973

>>14463464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAglwPbDnQ

>> No.14463991

>>14460642
Jack's simple existence pisses me off how did he avoid being run over as a child?

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>>14463426

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>> No.14464003

>>14463996

Dude on right must've just gotten out of jail or returned from a deployment or some shit like that.

>> No.14464031

>>14460911
its honesty good to let some ash fall into your chili while cooking it outside in your dutch over. But these guys are just faggots about it. Disgusting.

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>>14461033
>blow drying chicken
you cant make this stuff up kek

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>>14463757
So are you saying he was not moving fast?

>> No.14464095

>>14464068
meant to makes it more crispy

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>>14464003
I just want to let you know I fucking hate you. I get sick of explaining this webm every time some mouthbreather like you feels the need to give their input.

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>>14464094
shit wrong one

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In about 3.5 hours our 4CC team takes on /biz/ in a must win match to advance to the Summer Cup knockoutstage

Keep your eyes peeled for a matchthread

>> No.14464211

>>14463590
MORTAL KOMBAAAAT

>> No.14464224

>>14464160
o fuck ya

>> No.14464355

>>14460734
Kek

>> No.14464537

>>14464103
I bet that guy posts that post every thread just to get your hackles up. It's almost the exact same text every time.

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>>14464537
yeah, probably right.

>> No.14464593

>>14464537
Well I'm a little bitch that gets upset reading words on the internet. I have no life so this is the only outlet for my pent up anger about how life isn't easy and not everything is handed to me with no effort on my part.

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>> No.14464870

>>14463628
He lost because the competition was judged by everyone eating the chili, not because he relied on his year-old brisket.

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>>14462481

>> No.14465130

>>14460642
I love it so much

>> No.14465134

>>14465120
If this is real, how does he get out of there?

>> No.14465138

>>14465120
I really really really like this image, can I save it?

>> No.14465155

>>14463579
I went on a 6 month wait for those bagels. It confuses me to see they would throw burgers on them. They are not sweet or candy bagels. They are light bagels that are colored differently.

>> No.14465185

>>14462304
I was once too. I wish I could go down the Jack hole again

>> No.14465201

>>14463630
That is why you have a second rack for that style of fish cooking. You do a rack sandwich with the fish in the middle and flip it nice and clean.

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kickoff for /ck/ vs /biz/ in 20 minutes or so

matchthread is live aswell

>> No.14465270

>>14464112
me on the left

>> No.14465361

>>14464103
What's the explanation

>> No.14465401
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>>14465361
It was all for a video

>> No.14465424

>>14465401
Was the video about him getting out of prison?

>> No.14465461

>>14464867
>cooking on the public park grilles

its like he wants to die

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>>14465424

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>> No.14465532

>>14463426
Is eating like this a rich person thing, or a gay person thing?

>> No.14465555

>>14463996
This is the /ck/ version of the virgin vs. chad meme.

>> No.14465664

>>14462304
I am new to /ck/, what's his story?

>> No.14465698

>>14464834
>sticker still on the abble

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>>14465698
need to get your fiber somehow

>> No.14465729

>>14465698
It also hasn't been cored.

>> No.14465920

>>14463410
Some of these gif recipes are so fucking stupid that I didn't realize this was a joke until the oak barrel.

>> No.14465975

>>14462724
How did he lose his arm?

>> No.14465982

>>14460660
I was hoping this was the one with the whole canned pepper

>> No.14466005

>>14465975
Had several strokes due to his diet

>> No.14466015

>>14460444
These threads do nothing but deepen my hatred of Americans all the more.

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>>14465982
this one ?

>> No.14466033

>>14463541
Insert the serated edge inside first, then pull upwards.

>> No.14466036

>>14460668
wtf

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>>14466036

>> No.14466045

>>14464094
I LOVE SEAL

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>>14461759

>> No.14466064

>>14466023
Lmao that's it

>> No.14466111

>>14464094
soooo cuteeee

>> No.14466131

>>14462628
They're from Massachusetts

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>>14466064

>> No.14466262

>>14463455
Somehow this is the first time I have ever seen the second part of this and it never occurred to me that she was actually going to eat it.

>> No.14466265

>>14460642
Ever since his second stroke ja/ck/ing it hasn't felt the same.

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>>14462622
I know this was pretty much a South Park episode, but imagine having to explain something like the event in that webm to someone who dreams about being gifted a bowl of rice the same way we dream about winning the lottery.
I'm not saying we should be ashamed of having food when others don't, but it's kind of fascinating how incredibly different lives people have.
I do also think food should be treated with a little more respect.

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>>14462724
He unironically thinks he's living healthier now because he's on keto.
Although he is of course not sticking to that either.

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>>14466378
don't worry, he is going to prays therapy and it wil be fine soon enough if he prays just a little harder

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>>14463411
The woman at 0:12 gets me every time.
I can smell the small-town flyover-state quiet desperation through the screen.

>> No.14466504
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>>14466049
JUST OPEN THE FUCKING BAG NORMALLY

>> No.14466521
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>>14463445
>>14463455
This is from German comedy TV. She's a bit of a celeb over there. Called Dome (Dominique Gregori)
The shows are scripted, but they still had to cast someone really fat and direct her to act like a disgusting lardass. I wonder what that was like.
She's lost some weight since I guess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dExou3SbXvM

>> No.14466544

>>14461122
why is jack's house so much nicer than mine?

>> No.14466554
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>>14463599
It's called "actions per minute" and it's how badassery is measured, kiddo.

>> No.14466587

>>14463516
i hear u bud

>> No.14466610

>>14464094
>tfw no seal bro who loves you

>> No.14466672

>>14463599
they didnt hire him to make food they hired him to slam his massive testes on the counter and throw a big knife around his head

>> No.14466706
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>>14466521
imagine the brain freeze

>> No.14466742

>>14464103

Damn Miss Lasagna is thicc. How much?

>> No.14466750

>>14465401

Goddamn, everything on the internet is staged.

>> No.14466925

>>14464112

That's Muelle de Los Pescadores on Santa Cruz

>> No.14466949

>>14463617
The bowl of limes always gets me

>> No.14466957

>>14466310
this webm kills me anytime I see it, even donating to charity these days isnt helpful, just makes me sad

>> No.14466994

>>14463630
>the desperate grab that knocks the metal plate off
Every fucking time man

>> No.14467100

>>14465532
it's a yuropoor thing

>> No.14467145
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>>14466455
The food here cooks itself!

>> No.14467151

>>14462481
Feel free to post something new.

>> No.14467186

>>14466504
He serves the food back in the bag later.

>> No.14467238

>>14465120
How did he get it?

>> No.14467473

>>14465424
No the video was about him and his friends from The Chive wanting to make "le epic video."

>> No.14467576

>>14464867
That shot of the grey lifeless meat reminds me of the stinkymeat project.

>> No.14467613
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>>14466265
Same for Ja/ck/

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>>14466521
>yfw seeing the ice cream get noticeably smaller because of how many filters this bitch is on

>> No.14467716

>>14466310
that's a sad video, where is it from?

>> No.14467809

anybody got the webm of ja/ck/'s non-newtonian sauce

>> No.14467860

>>14466149
You ever watch these and feel kinda bad that he's gonna lose that arm. It's kinda sad. I mean if he didn't deserve it.

>> No.14467876

>>14466544
Cuz he makes more money than you. And he's retarded. So what does that say about you

>> No.14467897

>>14467644
That was a good observation

>> No.14467949

>>14462255
I do generally the same thing and just cook it somewhat longer as I like a more set scramble myself.

>> No.14467956

>>14463136
I quite like Neufchatel cheese in mine.
My grocer sells a nice one for a pretty cheap price.

>> No.14468177

>>14460668
This person is devoid of worth

>> No.14468198
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>>14463411
Stay classy America.

>> No.14468219

>>14468198
Stay jelly person from a country no one cares about

>> No.14468220

>>14463590
Trying way too hard

>> No.14468450

>>14464103
>>14465361
>>14465401
don't forget that guy on the left is also doing it for a video where it's explicitly shown as "how not to eat pizza"

>> No.14468494

>>14460642
The most dangerous tool in the kitchen is a dull knife. Or anything wieled by jack.

>> No.14468499

>>14468198
Thought this was jack at first. Actually looked delicious and edible. Unhealthy as fuck but good

>> No.14468521

>>14464003
Good thought anon. That would make sense.

>> No.14468555

>>14468494
give a sharp knife to an idiot and see what happens

>> No.14468558

>>14461571
I think of it as more of a sauce than scrambled eggs. I make em like that sometimes on cheese toast, pretty good.

>> No.14468563

>>14463590
no tip

>> No.14468570
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14468570

the cock
the clam
the legend

keeping the dream alive

saturday vs /adv/ in The Ro16

>> No.14468581

>>14466504
>he doesn't know about the pinnacle of mexican haute cuisine
Why even live, anon?

>> No.14468613

>>14466455
yeah living in a city besieged by niggers must be so much better

>> No.14468635

>>14468570
Couldn't catch it, still waiting on bootleg to update.

>> No.14468638

>>14461715
butter, not lard. fuck off

>> No.14468641

>>14462886
bless u anon

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>>14467809
Here you go bro

>> No.14468647

>>14468635
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/691618863
got a backup for you here

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>>14468555
Say that to me IRL

>> No.14468658

>>14465504
i think about this fucking prick a lot more than anyone should. why

>> No.14468683

>>14460911
so this is an allegory to a poz session between them, right?

>> No.14468695

>>14463416
i want to kiss that cook!

>> No.14468714

>>14467644
that's a beautiful woman.

>> No.14468720

>>14461583

He lost most of his dexterity in his right arm from a stroke. His arm is just about as useful as a wooden stick.

However, his disability isn't what makes his channel such a trainwreck. Most people should be able to cook decently with one hand. Jack just has a knack of fucking up just about every single thing he makes.

>> No.14468838

>>14461715
Pinche cabron

>> No.14468883

>>14465532
>dabbing the oil off the pizza
>doing everything to keep oil/sauce off face & hands
Unironically an autism thing. If you do this you are probably on the spectrum. I should know

>> No.14468920

>>14465120
Egg if he real

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>>14460444
kek

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>>14468966

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>>14468977

>> No.14469007

>>14468994

lol I saw this one too...

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>>14460660
Why do soiboi faggots always make these faces?

>> No.14469021

>>14460911

I'd try it...Those people look like douchbags who get too drunk, but if it was hot off the fire I'd try that sauce with a beer and whatever off the grill.

>> No.14469026

>>14469021

There is no possible way cigar ash will make a sauce taste better.

>> No.14469106

>>14463516
Fuckin' mint post cunt

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>>14469011
It's an intimidation and dominance assertion tactic.

>> No.14469168

>>14462255
Even your oatmeal shouldn't be that runny.

>> No.14469258

>>14463426
This gay little space alien will rim a stranger he met on a grindr 15 minutes ago in a public bathroom, but can't handle a little pizza grease.

>> No.14469333

>>14466455
Why did he do it bros?

>> No.14469340

>>14466049
lmao I just watched the whole thing on youtube

>ya m8 ets streyt food
>thats why everything is in cans
>proceeds to make frito crumbs
>"cooks" the "chili" and eggs
>scrambles everything together
>puts it back in the bag in the most awkward way (as a personal note: HOT STUFF ON PLASTIC)
>it looks bad but tastes gr8 m8
Meanwhile in the comments people are shaking their heads in disbelief and Texans are seething like deep fryer lard

>> No.14469348

>>14463414
>all this food gone to waste for a fucking dumb joke
Hadn't seen that one and the worst thing before the punchline was that shred of lettuce refuse.

>> No.14469351

>>14460444
That looks lush desu, would deepthroat/10

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>> No.14469366

>>14468646
What the fuck. How does a human life create these monstrosities? That sauce an insult to God.

>> No.14469386

>>14469366
delusion is genuinely a beautiful thing

>> No.14469464

>>14461715
>saveur
Makes me laugh when they use French words to try and oversell something horrible
t. Frenchfag from Provence

>> No.14469472

>>14469340
Lmao who gives a donkey's cunt about your garbage state's sloppa shit """cuisine"""
He's clearly just taking the piss and getting paid at the same time, laughing his way to the bank.

>> No.14469488

>>14465920
You really had to wait until the barrel part for that?

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>>14469488
room temperature IQ

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>>14461122

>> No.14469557

>>14464590
>don't do things for the money
>keeps his price low with respect to inflation and underpays his workers because he doesn't need to get richer at a higher rate

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>> No.14469682

>>14469623
What are these greasy disks

>> No.14469684

>>14469682
his version of yorkshire pudding

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>>14469623
>Perfectly burnt british food
Well, this is a first for jack to get the recipe just right

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>> No.14469721

>>14463684
read the fucking label you retard

>> No.14469736

>>14469613
I had to look up this video to figure out what was going on. I don't think Jack's in the wrong on this one - the instructions used to say to lock the latch when cooking.

>> No.14469740

>>14463407
Fucking obese alcoholics

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>>14463414
Ahahaaa haa hoo
That is waaayy to much pickles.
Have you seen so many pickles in one room?

>> No.14469762

>>14463092
I checked his YouTube channel and he doesn't allow comments.

Now why is that?

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>>14469684
??? Really? Pic related is what a Yorkshire pudding is meant to be.

>> No.14469813

>>14467876
>Cuz he makes more money than you.

He don't, he has been moching his wife money since he started his youtube carrer. He earn about 300$ of youtube since he closed the comment section. Also his wife was recently sacked from her job

>> No.14469816

>>14468646
Seriously please someone tell me what that sauce was supposed to be?

>> No.14469821

>>14469816
General Tso's chicken

>> No.14469852

>>14469652
Those fillets are so fucking big

>> No.14469872

>>14469011

it's trying to make mouthbreathing seem normal

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>>14469258
To be fair, eating a stranger's asshole is just about as sanitary as eating at New York pizza places.

>> No.14469882

>>14463602
He means that his is just moving body parts without accomplishing anything in a fast manner

>> No.14469997

>>14469762
Lol why do you think

>> No.14470004

>>14469813
Then why does he have a better house? Go buy a better house if you have so much money and you're complaining that your house is shitty

>> No.14470021

>>14469821
What the fuck

>> No.14470061

>>14463063
>they also could have used a bit more butter
fat fucker

>> No.14470098

>>14465120
look at how smug that egg-nigger is at his egg preperation skills
elitist fuck

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>>14469882
so you agree hes fast then?

>> No.14470155

>>14470121
Yes you were right all along, I am just being autistic. You are also autistic and this whole conversation is autistic as fuck, because anyone arguing semantics is highly autistic. But yes I am being slightly more autistic than you, and I am technically wrong.

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>>14470155
>Yes you were right all along
Thats all I wanted to hear.

>> No.14470251

>>14468646
This is jack's masterpiece, a mixture so thorougly fucked up not even the physics work out

>> No.14470254

>>14470251
>what are non-newtonian fluids?

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milk = beer
racoon = me last night

>> No.14470273

>>14470228
I apologise for my transgressions, and offer my anus to you.

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>>14470273
Meet me behind the 7-11 in 10 minutes.

>> No.14470322

>>14470254
That sauce is not supposed to be non-newtonian you dimwit

>> No.14470334

>>14470322
So? The phsyics still work out, no matter what he had intended.

>> No.14470473

>>14466554
why does he oil the plate when he buttered the toast in the first place

i will never understand

>> No.14470524

>>14470473
Because you know what works better for a crispy crust than fat? More fat.

>> No.14470572

>>14463414
>>14469348
>>14469752
It takes a very high IQ to know that pickles are inherently funny on many levels but this is probably lost on you two dunces. I have a pickle Rick chest tattoo and every morning when I see it in the mirror I smirk and have to think of airheads like you and it gives me a really good chuckle to know most people will never understand pickle related jokes. Le fools. This cooking video is too sublime for you to understand. Lol.

>> No.14470620

>>14469557
>comes into a fun thread
>absolutely HAS to be gay and gay it all up
Can you not?

>> No.14470633

>>14464854
Is he genuinely retarded or is this just his YouTube persona?

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>>14460444
That is an awful way to do scrambled eggs. WTF Ramsey?!

>> No.14470666

>>14464094
literally sea doggo

>> No.14470673

>>14470633
He is genuinely stupid. Like not retarded, just stupid.

>> No.14470683

>>14467644
kek

>> No.14470769

>>14469765
The funny bit is that he cannot cook well
nor does he do basic research/practice about the dishes but still produces a cooking show.

>> No.14470825

>>14470769
It's like Cooking With Kay without the charm

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>>14470825
>kay

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>>14470852

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>>14470891

>> No.14470926

>>14470825
Kay is a northumbrian sideshow freak
Jack is simply inept

>> No.14470948

>>14461715
>not even the right masa

>> No.14470962

>>14461724
or you can just use a crumpled up piece of tinfoil to scrub the grate

>> No.14470982

>>14469698
It escalated. He started cursing at my pizza and me and having rage issues and there were two times. Once he put his hand on my pizza and it wasn't like he pushed it, but it was an aggresive way and I took him down to the, I threw him down to the ground and the second time he put his hands on the screaming sicilian. Pushed back against the air. I took him down and I was gonna kill him. I was choking him out and I haven't fought ever since I choked my other son. I was choking him and screaming in his ears "You don't ever touch another man's pizza" on top of my voice. I was choking him so hard his nose started to bleed and I didn't know when to stop.

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>> No.14471199

>>14470982
oh wow

>> No.14471259

>>14468198
holy shit that face reveal had more power than that man will ever know
the whole time I was thinking
>what the hell this doesn't look bad at all

>> No.14471426

>>14470916
Who is this so I can watch more

>> No.14471506

>>14471426
kays cooking

>> No.14471575

>>14464834
jesus, I machine just to slice things into 4 or 8? Do Americans really?
>knife just next to it
kek

>> No.14471591

>>14469523
wtf is that food

>> No.14471638

>>14466005
And the poor chap refuses to change

>> No.14471662

>>14466455
>if I have to die, I will die with honor. To crabhalla!

>> No.14471867

>>14460660
needs more spices

>> No.14471955

>>14463630
That fish was cooked through already lol

>> No.14472040

>>14466554
Jesus christ Favreau, its a fucking grilled cheese.

>> No.14472617

>>14461033
that's actually disgusting

>> No.14472675

>>14461033
Yes make sure to heat up the meat just enough for bacteria to grow on it

>> No.14472683

>>14463118
kek why the fuck would the pointy edges even be there if you weren't supposed to insert that side first?

>> No.14472737

>>14460668
What he was even trying to accomplish?

>> No.14472743

>>14471153
>splash
:D

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>>14472737
>What he was even trying to accomplish?

Medium rare egg a la Jacques

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>>14472764
>burn it to a crisp
>still raw inside
fucking jack

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>>14467860

2 stroke, wheelchair bound, giant kidney stone every years, beetus and paralyzed from his right side and it's still not a wake up call for this retard. webm related this the first thing he "cooked" after losing his arm

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