Boomer food myths.

[Anonymous No.14466053]

My boomer mother still thinks dietary fat becomes body fat when you eat it so she avoids fatty foods at all costs in favor of high carb foods.
What other food myths do your parents or grandparents refuse to let go of?

[Anonymous No.14466062]

>>14466053
>still thinks dietary fat becomes body fat
I've given up trying to get my boomer parents to change their mind on this. I just lie to them now.

[Anonymous No.14466077]

>Soda bad because sugar!
>Fruit juice with equal amounts of sugar is good though

[Anonymous No.14466082]

>raw cruciferous vegetables are good for you

[Anonymous No.14466083]

Me mum's got a weird thing where she thinks you need one protein, one carb, and one fat for it to be a proper meal, but otherwise she's open minded.

[Anonymous No.14466135]

>>14466053
The sodium causes high blood pressure meme needs to stop!

[Anonymous No.14466136]

>>14466083
>one protein, one carb, and one fat

Is your mom George thorogood?

[Anonymous No.14466189]

>>14466053
>My boomer mother still thinks dietary fat becomes body fat when you eat it

Just a living example of what government and media propaganda can do.

[Anonymous No.14466196]

>>14466135
It is actually sugar?

[Anonymous No.14466208]

>>14466136

Way to show your age.
I am confident any zoomers and even older had to look up who that even is and they still don't get the reference.

[Anonymous No.14466215]

>>14466053
>My boomer mother still thinks dietary fat becomes body fat when you eat it
It does if you eat over your calorie maintenance.

[Anonymous No.14466216]

>>14466135
how much is big sodium paying you?

[Anonymous No.14466758]

>>14466208
What?
He is still on MTV all the time

[Anonymous No.14466773]

>>14466758
Who the fuck watches MTV boomer?

[Anonymous No.14466781]

>>14466136
kek

[Anonymous No.14466820]

This post is brought to you by a ketobald

[Anonymous No.14466898]

mum brought into the vegan diet thing i also couldn't have anything with trans or saturated fats in it at 11 i was 26kgs my dad feeding me meat and proper food when i went to his house is the only reason i didn't die

[Anonymous No.14466947]

>>14466136
Now look right here!

[Anonymous No.14466968]

>>14466898
Did your mom divorce rape your dad and ruined his life?

[Anonymous No.14466979]

>>14466208
you're just talking about yourself lol

[Anonymous No.14466985]

>>14466062
It literally does though. Not all of it, obviously, but where did you think body fat came from? De novo lipgenesis is a very very small contributor.

[Anonymous No.14467021]

>>14466985
Unused energy
That's literally all body fat is, a long term storage for unused calories

[Anonymous No.14467027]

>>14466968
oh boy she tried in the end she only got 15% child support instead of using that for its intended use she spent it on alcohol and stupid gimmicky shit

[Anonymous No.14467050]

>gas stoves are better than electric
>beans belong in chili
>salting pasta water does anything
>carbs don't make you fat

I mean I love my parents dearly, but thinking even a single one of these things is pants on head retarded

[Anonymous No.14467065]

>>14467050
b8

[Anonymous No.14467067]

>>14467050
gas stoves are 100% better than electric

[Anonymous No.14467072]

>>14467021
And where does that fat come from? Human bodies CAN autonomously generate fat from sugars, but we're not very good at it and we generally don't do much of it because we can just use the fat we're eating. Practically none of the carbs and protein that you eat end up as fat.

>>14467050
The above is all true, and obviously not the same as "carbs don't make you fat". If you satisfy your energy demands with carbs, your body will be able to store all the fat you ate.

If you ate a huge amount of carbs and zero fat, you would still put on weight extremely slowly simply because we're not very good at lipogenesis.

[Anonymous No.14467104]

>>14466758
Who even has cable these days?

[Anonymous No.14467129]

>>14466077
They don't have equal sugar and there's more that's bad for you in soft drink besides the sugar. So close enough.

[Anonymous No.14467138]

>>14467072
Wrong. Carbs do make you fat otherwise keto wouldn't be so effective
>>14467067
>accidentally leave on electric stove
>have a slightly higher utility bill

>accidentally leave on gas stove
>die

[Anonymous No.14467162]

>>14466135
Are you memeing or actually retarded

[Anonymous No.14467163]

>>14467138
Keto is no more effective than other diets. You're just looking for the correct rule set such that "can't eat X foods" results in you eating less foods instead of substituting. Which depends on which foods you like.

[Anonymous No.14467168]

>>14466053
>My boomer mother still thinks dietary fat becomes body fat when you eat it so she avoids fatty foods at all costs in favor of high carb foods.
she is absolutely correct. do some research. U are probably a Keto Kultist.

[Anonymous No.14467170]

>>14467138
My post wasn't disagreeing, yo. Of course carbs "make you fat". But carbs don't become fat. Only dietary fat becomes bodily fat, besides a small contribution from de novo lipogenesis.

There's nothing special about Keto in terms of fat loss, it's exactly as efficient as any other diet at the same caloric deficit. Human bodies are super adaptable and are generally happy to efficiently run on whatever you give them.

[Anonymous No.14467210]

>>14467170
>Only dietary fat becomes bodily fat
Wrong, carbs are converted less efficiently but 85% of excess calories from carbs can still be stored as fat. With dietary fat it's more like 95% though.

[Anonymous No.14467220]

>>14466196
Yes its refined carbohydrates (Sugar and Refined grains)
>>14466216
cope

[Anonymous No.14467222]

>anon we cant let the steaks come up to room temperature before grilling them, they might get infected with bacteria!
>we dont care that they cook more evenly its not worth the risk!
>you cooked yours to medium rare? holy shit youre going to die!
i thought i hated steak until i was 18 or so, because every time we had it for dinner my dad burnt them into charcoal briquets for "safety". years later I'm still trying to get them to realize their phobia is unfounded and getting in the way of heavenly flavor but they are too scared of disease to let it go.

[Anonymous No.14467229]

>>14467210
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/7598063/
>Carbohydrate overfeeding produced progressive increases in carbohydrate oxidation and total energy expenditure resulting in 75-85% of excess energy being stored. Alternatively, fat overfeeding had minimal effects on fat oxidation and total energy expenditure, leading to storage of 90-95% of excess energy.

[Anonymous No.14467230]

>>14467210
You're mixed up somewhere
We can also store carbs, and that is pretty efficient, but there's a pretty tight cap on how much we can store. Turning carbs into fat definitely doesn't happen at 85% energy efficiency.

[Anonymous No.14467250]

>>14467138
>Carbs do make you fat otherwise keto wouldn't be so effective
Keto is effective because it makes people stop consuming refined carbs, like with soda and cookies. They're high calorie and low satiety from being refined. I'd bet that the overwhelming majority of people who lost weight on the keto diet were previously eating lots of processed junk food and not stuff like fruit and whole grains.

[Anonymous No.14467254]

>>14467230
See >>14467229

[Anonymous No.14467268]

>>14467162

Salt does not cause high blood pressure BUT it does exacerbate it once it has developed.

[Anonymous No.14467282]

>>14467050
>gas stoves are better than electric
all the electric stoves ive cooked with take fucking forever to heat stuff up, gas has an innate advantage there since the flame is 2000 degrees fahrenheit the instant you turn it on. when youre juggling 4 burners on and off that time adds up.

[Anonymous No.14467285]

Here's a scary fact you probably didn't think of: the body can only process a limited amount of protein at a time. Excess consumed protein is turned into fat. Eating too much protein in a single meal leads to weight gain.

[Anonymous No.14467287]

>>14467268
Too much salt can also be a bit dehydrating which can make you feel crappy, but apparently that's from a drop in blood pressure, not an increase.

[Anonymous No.14467296]

>>14467268
>>14467287
Salt when absorbed into your bloodstream makes it hypertonic drawing out water from your cells both dehydrating you and increasing your blood volume which increases blood pressure

[Anonymous No.14467307]

>>14467254
That's not saying what you think it's saying. The study showed that when you eat a lot of carbs, the body spent more energy processing them than it would if you ate a lot of fat. They're really not talking about direct conversion efficiency, even if that's what it looks like. (And it's true, at equal calorie deficit, low fat is slightly better for fat loss - but only very slightly, represented by the 10% gap in that study)

[Anonymous No.14467314]

>>14467296
>has a glass of water with the meal

[Anonymous No.14467320]

>>14467314
>doesnt change the fact that sodium increases blood pressure

[Anonymous No.14467322]

>>14467314
There's still a point where too much salt will make you feel bad for a while no matter how much water you try to drink. The food has to be almost unpalatably salty though, or you have to eat nothing but highly salted foods for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.14467326]

>>14466758
>MTV
Ok boomer

[Anonymous No.14467329]

>>14467285
You're not technically completely wrong, but this is a non issue. Unused protein get broken down into sugars, yes (this process in itself is thermogenic and inefficient). Unused sugars get converted - very inefficiently - into fat. Protein is basically a non contributor to body fat however much you eat, although obviously the carbs produced by breaking down protein will be used as such.

[Anonymous No.14467330]

>>14467314
Water is for queers. I have a nice tall glass of salted lassi with every meal.

[Anonymous No.14467336]

>>14467330
Do you just do salt and yogurt? I had some salt and buttermilk with a meal after being out in hot weather for a while, was really refreshing.

[Anonymous No.14467343]

we can store thousands of calories worth of carbs in glycogen in our muscles. most carbs are stored like this, and will never be converted into fat. most fat you eat will go straight to body fat. keto makes you sick so you don't wanna eat. keto also makes you lose some water weight, as the body burns through the glycogen

[Anonymous No.14467381]

>>14467027
Was your dad a decent guy?

[Anonymous No.14467385]

>>14466758
Boomer detected

[Anonymous No.14467386]

>>14467072
>Human bodies CAN autonomously generate fat from sugars, but we're not very good at it and we generally don't do much of it because we can just use the fat we're eating.
Exactly the opposite is true

[Anonymous No.14467397]

>>14467170
>But carbs don't become fat. Only dietary fat becomes bodily fat, besides a small contribution from de novo lipogenesis.
Once again this is not true

[Anonymous No.14467402]

>>14467330
>Water is for queers.
I know you're kidding but it saddens me some people actually refuse to drink water and need some sort of flavored drink all the time.

[Anonymous No.14467433]

>>14467385
Holy crap, I just realized that young people do not grow up on MTV anymore.
Hold me /b/

[Anonymous No.14467455]

>>14466083
I mean that is a good baseline for a dinner so good for her

[Anonymous No.14467460]

>ketolards ruin another thread

[Anonymous No.14467463]

>>14467433
Why would they? I assume they either just don't watch TV at all or think it's stupid to turn on "Music TeleVision" and see nothing but trash reality shows.

[Anonymous No.14467464]

>>14466053
my boomer mom insists all food is so hot it can burn your mouth when you eat it
everything she cooks involves at least 2 serves of vegetables on the side which are usually just microwaved
it's bizarre how stuck in the past some people are

[None !2Code3TV3M No.14467496]

>>14467433
people have been bitching about mtv not having music on it for 20 years whats wrong with you

[Anonymous No.14467498]

>>14467433
Ive been watching The Challenge for years

[Anonymous No.14467504]

>>14467464
>FRIES FRIES!!! MOMMY'S BIG BOY WANTS FRIES!!! I DON'T WANT ANY ICKY VEGGIE WEGGIES!!!

[Anonymous No.14467533]

>>14467504
nothing wrong with veggies but having to meet some kind of vegetable quota on every meal is weird

[Anonymous No.14467579]

>>14466053
How do I know what's healthy/nutritious? I keep hearing contradictory information everywhere.

[Anonymous No.14467580]

>>14467533
I have a meat quota that I always meet
I refuse to have a meatless meal.
Even fasting i drink meat waters

[Anonymous No.14467582]

MSG is bad.

[Anonymous No.14467590]

>>14466053
my step dad said that drinking hot sauce like Secret Aardvark and Shit the Bed sauce is bad for you but I already had Chrohn's disease and IBS so i don't think the hot sauce is hurting anything.

[Anonymous No.14467601]

>>14467582
It is

[Anonymous No.14467612]

That pork is inherently dangerous and that it needs to be overcooked into shoe leather to be safe. Trichinosis hasn't been a thing for a minute. Entire generations of Americans have no respect for pork and how tasty it is because few Americans (especially flyovers) know how to cook it

[Anonymous No.14467614]

>>14467580
how do you make a meat water

[Anonymous No.14467617]

>>14467612
Actually pork is dangerous because pigs can turn feral if you release them into the woods and they grow big tusks that they use to chase children and people into the woods. If you don't keep them in the farm they go feral and that's a fact Jack.

[Anonymous No.14467626]

>>14467222
Your dad is right, your a faggot who cant cook. Stupid millenial mutt halfbreed piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.14467634]

>>14467268
Exasterbation has nothing to do with eating salt, retard.

[Anonymous No.14467637]

>>14467433
I'm 26 senpai I've never watched MTV in my life. But I was weirdo jazz snob kid since I was a teenager.

[Anonymous No.14467654]

>>14467626
No

[Anonymous No.14467657]

>>14467222
>anon we cant let the steaks come up to room temperature before grilling them, they might get infected with bacteria!
Anon please send me your address so I can mail your father a shirt that says "Grade A retard"

[Anonymous No.14467666]

>>14467533
>Vegetable Quota
Are you fucking 6? If you can't incorporate vegetables into one meal of the day, you're just a fucking lardass or have juvenile taste.
Fucks sake just blend some up with some apples and oranges for a smoothie dude.

[Anonymous No.14467667]

>you can get stds from drinking semen
My dad was such a fag.

[Anonymous No.14467683]

>>14467464
has she tried 'vark sauce? it's extremely sweet and mild, it's basically ketchup but sweeter. She might like it.

[Anonymous No.14467690]

>>14466898
>bought into the vegan diet

Is the little omnivore mad that he actually had to eat something without cholesterol into it? aww the poor dude

[Anonymous No.14467698]

Boomers drink blueberry juice and red wine for antioxidants, but won't just eat fruit.

>>14466083
No vegetables? Or is that the carb?

[Anonymous No.14467852]

>>14466077
Juice sugar is also bad because there's no fiber

[Anonymous No.14467878]

>>14467634
Careful using words you don't understand, grill jockey, you'll hurt whatever brain cells you have left that haven't been fried by the drugs and alcohol you need on a daily basis to not an hero yourself.

[Anonymous No.14468050]

>>14467666
Are you looking to get upset or something? There's a difference between being repulsed by vegetables and thinking every meal has to be in the form of meat and 3 veg like it's the 50s

[Anonymous No.14468202]

>>14467402
Why? by drinking unflavored water you are depriving yourself of pleasure for no reason.

[Anonymous No.14468212]

>>14467590
how about your asshole

[Anonymous No.14468246]

>>14467129
Juices usually have more sugar than soda of the same volume

[Anonymous No.14468604]

>>14468246
Coke = 10.6g / 100ml
Orange Juice = 7.7g / 100ml
Apple Juice = 9.5g / 100ml

Apple juice is worse than I thought.

[Anonymous No.14469048]

>>14466135
You got it mixed up. Too much sodium is not as bad as too little sodium, but still far from healthy.

[Anonymous No.14469137]

>>14467433
They got other forms of electronic mind control. No worries. Only the outer shell has changed.

[Anonymous No.14469152]

>>14467250
Tend to agree. It's so easy for people to mistake what serving sizes are for a lot of processed carbs, even just bread or crackers. I love stoned wheat thins. Serving size is 2 fucking crackers and is 60 calories. Who the hell eats two crackers and goes "I'm done". 10 crackers and you've eaten 600 calories. 5 and it's 300. So 5 crackers is a bit under a medium mcdonalds fries.

[Anonymous No.14469156]

>>14467138
>Wrong. Carbs do make you fat otherwise keto wouldn't be so effective
Keto isn't effective (for weight loss anyway). You fell for a meme.
Reminder that you don't lose more weight if you keep calories the same and only change the macronutrient ratio.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19246357
>Comparison of weight-loss diets with different compositions of fat, protein, and carbohydrates.
>CONCLUSIONS: Reduced-calorie diets result in clinically meaningful weight loss regardless of which macronutrients they emphasize.
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/7096307_Ketogenic_low-carbohydrate_diets_have_no_metabolic_advantage_over_nonketogenic_low-carbohydrate_diets
>Ketogenic low-carbohydrate diets have no metabolic advantage over nonketogenic low-carbohydrate diets
>KLC and NLC diets were equally effective in reducing body weight and insulin resistance, but the KLC diet was associated with several adverse metabolic and emotional effects. The use of ketogenic diets for weight loss is not warranted.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/27385608
>Energy expenditure and body composition changes after an isocaloric ketogenic diet in overweight and obese men.
>The carbohydrate-insulin model of obesity posits that habitual consumption of a high-carbohydrate diet sequesters fat within adipose tissue because of hyperinsulinemia and results in adaptive suppression of energy expenditure (EE). Therefore, isocaloric exchange of dietary carbohydrate for fat is predicted to result in increased EE, increased fat oxidation, and loss of body fat. In contrast, a more conventional view that "a calorie is a calorie" predicts that isocaloric variations in dietary carbohydrate and fat will have no physiologically important effects on EE or body fat.
>CONCLUSION: The isocaloric KD was not accompanied by increased body fat loss but was associated with relatively small increases in EE that were near the limits of detection with the use of state-of-the-art technology.

[Anonymous No.14469159]

>>14466077
sugar isnt just one molecule though. it can appear as any of dozens of molecules.
basically, the simpler the molecule the better it is for you. the problem is when you get over processed sugars with long carbon chains.
they teach you this in 10th grade science, my dude

[Anonymous No.14469161]

>>14468604
I'm still wondering how OJ is so good for us, I know vitamins but it still feels rough with calorie/sugar count. I've become a big user of strawberry/banana smoothie. I'm a glutton so I eat more than I should, but 1 cup of diced banana (~130 calories), 1 cup strawberries (~50), 2% milk cup (~122) = 300 calories for what ends up something like 3-4 fucking cups of purreed smoothie. No added sugar, I only find pseudoscience bullshit that suggests some alchemy causes a purreed fruit to give less fibre than a whole fruit (A blender can't damage it more than your stomach acids) and it's 300 calories for what constitutes an entire meal for me. If I wasn't a glutton I'd be fine with half that

[Anonymous No.14469171]

>>14467072
Holy shit this is so wrong it hurts.

[Anonymous No.14469185]

>>14467250
I agree that refined carbs (specifically anything that contains fructose, which includes sucrose) are the worst, but if you have bad insulin resistance, eating any carbs is going to keep your insulin elevated (People with metabolic disease have fasting insulin levels above postprandial insulin in normal people) which is counterproductive to weight loss since it is an anabolic energy storage hormone.

[Anonymous No.14469207]

>>14467050
>>salting pasta water does anything
salting pasta water salts the pasta
if you don't think so you aren't using enough salt

[Anonymous No.14469241]

>>14466135
Me in the back

[Anonymous No.14469334]

>>14466053
They boil everything because it’s healthy and has no added calories, boiled chicken, hot dogs, etc

[Anonymous No.14469353]

>>14469185
80% of what you said was bullshit... but what 80%? I'm not telling...

[Anonymous No.14469355]

>>14467582
Almost as bad as salt.

[Anonymous No.14469376]

>>14467222
>mom actually believes that if beef isn't cooked to 165f that she will get food poisoning
>won't even eat beef because she is scared of it
>when I cook steaks she tells me she wishes I wouldn't eat dangerous food
>gave my 11 year old niece a bite of my medium rare steak the other day and my mom had a fucking heart attack
she's a fucking retard. It took me becoming an adult to rid myself of the fear of beef she instilled in me. She had me totally convinced that beef in general is dangerous to eat.

[Anonymous No.14469399]

Not American or Anglo, so mine is a little different:
Outside of very specific preparations, no eggs before 11am or after 2pm because they're too heavy and will make you sick.
No apples at night. No reason given. Just don't do it.
Allergies don't exist, soft-ass children just aren't hungry enough.
That's pretty much it, I think.

[Anonymous No.14469407]

>>14466136
Hah, that's a good one. Subtle

[Anonymous No.14469416]

>>14469376
>the woman who gave you a birth, literally your mother is misinformed about some food related stuff
>GOSH DARN SHE'S A FUCKING RETARD
Go die, you waste of oxygen.

[Anonymous No.14469417]

>>14469399
>allergies just don't exist
I wish someone would tell my immune system that so I don't almost die whenever I eat almonds

[Anonymous No.14469451]

>>14467690
>cholesterol
Not bad for you

[Anonymous No.14469463]

>>14469416
she shouldn't have given birth to me. Now I have to deal with living for another 60+ years. Don't expect me to be greatful.

[Anonymous No.14469483]

>>14469463
How old do you think you will get?

[Anonymous No.14469494]

>>14466136
who?

[Anonymous No.14469495]

>>14469463
Life can be good sometimes tho.

[Anonymous No.14469497]

>>14469495
"sometimes"

[Anonymous No.14469524]

>>14469463
Well, you don't HAVE to keep living

[Anonymous No.14469563]

>>14469524
I guess not, but I don't want to die. I just don't want to live either. Better than both the living and the dead are those who have not yet been born for they have not seen all the evil under the sun.

[Anonymous No.14469637]

>>14469563
This anon gets it

[Anonymous No.14469657]

>>14466135
Sadly this one will be the last to die, it's too easy to tell people stupid shit about sodium, they eat it all up. Nobody ever ask for proof.

[Anonymous No.14469667]

>>14469376
She was probably a news junkie during those big mad cow epidemics, a handful of people died including some kids.
Some people freak the fuck out about news because they have difficulty conceptualizing a sense of scale and measure news events v events in their life so dozens vs thousands instead of the dozens vs billions of events worldwide.

[Anonymous No.14469675]

>>14469159
They're all bad for you in large amounts. Most of the sugar in soda is the same monosaccharide fructose, that's also found in fruit. Both contain small amounts of sucrose a disaccharide. The problem isn't necessarily the consumption of polysaccharides or disaccharides but that consuming different types of sugars together, especially glucose+fructose can cause more harm than just consuming 1 or the other. Either way consuming excessive amounts of any sugar is bad for you health wise.

[Anonymous No.14469690]

>>14469494
Your parents raised you to be a faggot

[Anonymous No.14469719]

>>14469563
Go take your meds schizo

[Anonymous No.14469746]

>>14466053
>have the betus
>do a juice cleanse
>end up in the hosppital

[Anonymous No.14469767]

>>14466053
vegans actually think that if they don't eat meat a cow goes free.

[Anonymous No.14469820]

>>14466773
>>14467385
>>14467326
mtvs demographic is mexican teenage girls, thats why there are 20 shows about being underage and pregnant

[Anonymous No.14469822]

>>14467050
gas burners ARE better than electric.
electric ovens are better than gas. I have owned both.

>>14467168
>she is absolutely correct.
wrong

>>14467170
wrong

>>14467268
correct on first part wrong on second.

>>14467296
pseudo science

>>14467433
MTV hasn't been worth watching since the late 80's.

>>14467464
wait till you are here age and all the things you believe are wrong.

>>14467601
not

>>14467612
Preach it brother!

>>14467698
>Boomers drink blueberry juice and red wine for antioxidants, but won't just eat fruit.
where'd you get this bullshit from?

>>14467852
juice sugar is bad because it's sugar and lots of it. you can get diabetes juicing.

>>14469376
I know plenty of "boomers" that do not have a problem with under done meat.

>>14469417
thin the herd.

[Anonymous No.14469861]

[Anonymous No.14469870]

>sugar is bad
>carbs are bad
>keto works
>liking bitter things=mature
>cholesterol 'self regulates'/dietary cholesterol doesn't matter
>rare beef=mature
>high sodium doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.14469884]

>>14469870
you sound like a little faggot

[Anonymous No.14469963]

>>14469861
What was the point of this random gif?

[Anonymous No.14469990]

>>14469884
t.

[Anonymous No.14469992]

>>14466053
>boomer mother
How fucking old are you, grandad?

[Anonymous No.14469995]

>>14467690
Developing children need animal fats
Vegan children are weaker, shorter and have a lower IQ than omnivore children and the same goes for adults

[Anonymous No.14470028]

>>14466135
I can't tell who's face is more depressing in this photo

[Anonymous No.14470036]

>>14467222
until I was 17 I thought I didn't like eggs because my mom would burn the shit out of scrambled eggs. 10 years later, over-easy eggs are my favorite and my parents are still disgusted when I eat them

[Anonymous No.14470068]

I have ok parents but a pants in the head retarded grandmother when it comes to food. You get the whole package with her

>salt is bad
>microwave is bad
>soda is bad (proceed to drink an entire jar of instant juice powder)
>drinks a shitload of coffee
>meat is bad

She almost died of malnutrition because for a time the only thing she was eating was rice, random salads and corn.

[Anonymous No.14470082]

>>14466077
> soda bad because 40 kcal/dl
> semi skimmed milk good because 40 kcal/dl

[Anonymous No.14470090]

>>14467138
keto is effective for people because it reduces the calorie density of their food by replacing medium dense carbohydrates with low density vegetables

[Anonymous No.14470168]

>>14470082
Plus protein brah

[Anonymous No.14470197]

>>14469963
its funny

[Anonymous No.14470573]

>>14469822
>where'd you get this bullshit from?
Boomers all drink wine "for the antioxidants" and my coworkers all also do this with juice. The juice isn't cheap, either; and equivalent amount of blueberries would be cheaper.

[Anonymous No.14470593]

>>14469161
(OJ isn't actually good for you, it's just something Floridians invented to get rid of all the oranges they grow)

[Anonymous No.14470607]

>>14467050
Gas stoves are so much better than electric, but newer electric stoves have improved a lot over older ones

[Anonymous No.14470755]

>>14466062
>>14466053
>dietary fat becomes body fat
if you eat it with carbs it will get stored as fat because the body has easily accessible energy from the carbs.

[Anonymous No.14470811]

>>14470755
But it's the cabs getting stored as fat, not the actual fat you just ate

[Anonymous No.14470874]

>>14467072
Don't argue, wignats are even dumber than boomers.

I'll just continue on my milk and sugar diet like nature intended, with the best and most consistent energy of my life.

[Anonymous No.14470881]

>>14469159
Fuck off mom

[Anonymous No.14470883]

>>14469995
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1855500/

Attained height of lacto-ovo vegetarian children and adolescents

Age-adjusted regression analysis showed that on average Adventist vegetarian children were taller than their meat-consuming classmates (2.5 and 2.0 cm for boys and girls, respectively).

These results did not change materially when adjusting for other food groups. Nor did adjustment for parental height and socioeconomic factors in a sub-sample of 518 children.

[Anonymous No.14471128]

>>14470883
Neato. How about stats on vegans, which was what the other comment was about?

[Anonymous No.14471251]

>posts a fact pretending it's a boomer myth
>haha boomers still believe this too bad I ignore science and get my nutritional information from a retired chiropractor ketofag pretending to be a dietician because he tells me my bad eating habits are actually healthy

[Anonymous No.14471273]

At meals my aunts and uncles wouldn't allow my cousins to drink their drinks before finishing their food. Never found out what was up with that.

[Anonymous No.14471288]

>>14470883
All those Adventist studies have been debunked as junk science.
Post hoc ergo propter hoc anon.
Read a book

[Anonymous No.14471289]

>>14471128
oh I don't give a shit about vegans. There's never been a vegan culture in human history.

[Anonymous No.14471300]

>>14466053
>People still eating nightshades
>People still eating lectins
>People still eating grains
>People drinking anything else than water
>People not drinking the lowest surface tension water
Confirmed never gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.14471391]

>>14467617
That's why I keep my double barrel shotgun on the porch with me in case I see one of them angry porks.

[Anonymous No.14471452]

>>14470068
>coffee BAD

[Anonymous No.14471518]

>>14466136
THE HAND ON THE WALL SAY 2 O CLOCK

[ᛋᛋ !JuN.8Ir9OE No.14471569]

>>14470883
It wouldn't surprise me if the results of this study had something to do with parents of vegetarian children being more likely to encourage their children to eat "healthier" than meat-eating kids who eat school lunches. I'd be interested in a study that actually logged food intake in addition to a questionnaire.

[Anonymous No.14471586]

>>14466136
You mean John Lee Hooker, right?

[Anonymous No.14471593]

>>14467612
Greek food is better than turkish food simply because they cook with pork

[Anonymous No.14471603]

>>14469417
Same brother, tree nut allergies are gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.14471604]

>>14467504
fries are a veggie

[Anonymous No.14471617]

>>14471300
Unironically should we stop eating tomatoes and peppers
I'm
>Italian American
So tomatoes are a huge fucking part of my diet

[Anonymous No.14471635]

>>14469376
I really don't get this attitude. it's like people that actually believe eating sushi will 100% give you worms or some shit.

do you not see the literal MILLIONS of people that eat this regularly with no issue whatsoever!?

[Anonymous No.14471639]

>>14471300
Shut the fuck up tahm gaydy and go suck some more Cuban COCK

[Anonymous No.14471686]

>>14471617
You're not Italian but a mutt.

[Anonymous No.14471762]

>>14471586
>You mean Amos Milburn, right?

[Anonymous No.14471802]

>>14467072
>And where does that fat come from? Human bodies CAN autonomously generate fat from sugars, but we're not very good at it and we generally don't do much of it because we can just use the fat we're eating. Practically none of the carbs and protein that you eat end up as fat.
Are you mentally ill? That is not like any of that works!

[Anonymous No.14471879]

>>14466053
Unironically my dad thinks the most eggs one could reasonably consume per week is one egg.

[Anonymous No.14471903]

>>14467222
I doubt you'll change their minds at this point. They're too old to change.

[Anonymous No.14472441]

>>14471569
A vegetarian diet is also more frequently observed in higher socioeconomic brackets. Taller people tend to be wealthier.

[Anonymous No.14472476]

>>14471569
>>14472441
t. cope

[Anonymous No.14472487]

>>14466053
My dad says that my son shouldn't be drinking soda when he's 2 years old and I had to explain to him that babies need other things than just milk and peas and it's basically just water anyways and he talked to me like I'm stupid. Boomers are so fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.14472711]

>>14468202
>water isnt pleasurable
Wrong. I used to think that way until one day I went on a 8 mile hike in summer and accidentally didnt bring enough water. The ice cold water bottle from the vending machine after I got out of the woods was the best drink I ever had and now it's one of my favorite drinks. You're probably fat though so you never even get enough exercise to actually feel a need for water, sad

[Anonymous No.14472854]

Mom thoroughly cooks all beef well done "just to be safe :)"
but i guess its less of a boomer thing but more of a thirdie thing
you have no idea how amazing it was going out and eating a medium steak for the first time

[Anonymous No.14472872]

>>14472487
bad bait

[Anonymous No.14472878]

>>14466077
Soda has a lot of salt

[Anonymous No.14472882]

>>14466135
And this is were your grandkids would be if you had any

[Anonymous No.14472909]

>>14467381
great guy he went though hell trying to get me out of that house and trying to prove it to sexist family courts

[Anonymous No.14472925]

>>14467433
mtv wouldn't have lived if it kept playing just music.
You started getting channels for individual genres, so mtv evolved into reality tv.

[Anonymous No.14472958]

All through childhood, dad cooked steak at a perfect medium rare. 1/2 inch flank? 2 inch ribeye? 7 pound roast? had that shit perfect medium rare. But this same fucking guy NEVER preseasoned them, and would slice them THE SECOND they left the heat. Looking back I cant wrap my brain around it.

[Anonymous No.14472990]

>>14467690
What a nigger

[Anonymous No.14473011]

>>14472925
Still could've been a channel for the best of each genre or something. I found some songs I really liked from old MTV even though they weren't from my preferred genres. A lot of channels just have garbage reality shows now though, probably because they're easy to produce and a lot of people just want to see drama even if it's obviously fake.

[Anonymous No.14473049]

>>14467050
>>beans belong in chili
worst meme in history. Beans in chili is for poors trying to ration meat.

[Anonymous No.14473053]

>>14473049
picky eater cope

[Anonymous No.14473072]

I was into juicing for a few months.
I didn't cleanse, meal replacement or any of that stupid shit.
The only thing I remember was when I first started, I would shit so much, even though I didn't eat more food.
My shits would come out like soft serve and it wouldn't stop, like when I take a piss after holding it for hours.

[Anonymous No.14473078]

>>14466135
Like if I wanted to introduce my boomer grandparents to Pokemon, I'd have them play LGPE with me

[Anonymous No.14473085]

>>14473053
lmao imagine being unable to afford pork

[Anonymous No.14473157]

>>14472909
good for him anon. you had a good dad
i hope you were able to learn how dangerous getting married is for men .Its a really bad idea

[Anonymous No.14473206]

>>14466136
I like this post.

[Anonymous No.14473216]

>>14469861
I'm suddenly reminded of my brothers

[Anonymous No.14473220]

>>14470036
>mom overcooks eggs (anything from scrambled to hard boiled, all overcooked)
>only realize this in my 20s
>try doing stuff "correctly"
>hate it

[Anonymous No.14473227]

>>14466077
>Fruit juice with equal amounts of sugar
is this an american thing or universal? i find it hard to believe unless we're talking about those "juice drinks" that obviously have a bunch of sugar and additives, but i've never actually checked side by side

[Anonymous No.14473237]

>>14467138
Mate I leave the stove on during winter when it's cold

[Anonymous No.14473251]

>>14467222
Steak had this nasty buttery taste and rubbery consistently while I was a lad. I never figured out that my dad threw the beef straight from the fridge into a scalding hot skillet until I had a piece of beef in my own hands

[Anonymous No.14473257]

>>14467343
How do I get muscle fat?

[Anonymous No.14473258]

>>14473227
He's right, even real fresh juice has a lot of natural sugar, unless you're juicing unripe or low sugar fruits. Apple and orange juice is basically the same as soda. It's still fine as long as you realize a serving is only supposed to be like 4 to 6 oz and it should be counted as a serving of sugar, not a serving of fruit. But people think it can't be bad because it came from fruit so they overdo it not realizing juicing is a form of processing.

[Anonymous No.14473265]

>>14467504
I would rather have some stir fry vegetables covered in sugar and sodium as a side desu

[Anonymous No.14473270]

Is the prevalence of ketchup a boomer thing?
Growing up we added it to everything but nowadays I realize its only acceptable on scrambled eggs and french fries. But its not like its a mandatory condiment, and how many times do you eat either of those to warrant ketchup being such a staple in american kitchens.

[Anonymous No.14473275]

>>14467612
My entire family got trichinosis in a secret trip they took without me, I was the only one allrigh
I saw my dad suffer through three months of straight hell because he stopped taking his your medication and he stopped eating so that fucked with his blood pressure pills
Go ahead take another secret vacation without me motherfucker

[Anonymous No.14473318]

>>14466077
Soda (generally) has caffeine and other shit, juice that isn't from concentrate pure sugar shit is generally a better option but water beats both.

[Anonymous No.14473659]

>>14470811
How would that work? Your body turns the carbs into fats so it can store them and then turns the fats into carbs so it can be used for energy? How fucking stupid would that be?

[Anonymous No.14473670]

>>14469820
>mexican teenage girls
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.14473728]

>>14467330
>salted lassi
>dont drink water that's gay
>drink this salty drink with the consistency of cum instead

[Anonymous No.14473753]

>>14471273
there's probably some culture reason but they do shit like this so you dont go for second drinks. If you finish in the middle, then you potentially need a refill once your food is gone to 'finish off the meal'

Its a poor person thing

[Anonymous No.14473757]

>>14471300
what's actually wrong with nightshades? And why should we stop when we can instead build immunity to whatever it is that's scared you about them?

[Anonymous No.14473849]

>>14467385
>>14466773
>MTV
>Boomers
It's heyday was a Gen X thing

>>14467433
Young people stopped watching MTV in the early 2000s, because that's the last time it had any anything to do with music

>>14470082
milk has protein, and its only sugars are lactose

[Anonymous No.14473898]

>>14466898
Ok manlet

[Anonymous No.14473921]

>>14473849
>young people stopped watching MTV in the early 2000’s
>still thinks he’s young even though he was young 20 years ago
>stuck in the past
>boomer detected

[Anonymous No.14473997]

>>14467433
This is /ck/ sweatie

[Anonymous No.14474013]

>>14467386
he's right though

Go on a high sugar diet and you will burn weight like kindling

[Anonymous No.14474038]

>>14466136
>>14466136
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b

[Anonymous No.14474051]

>>14466083
Based mom

[Anonymous No.14474054]

>>14473921
I'm 24.

[Anonymous No.14474150]

>>14466083
well thats 3 of the 5 food groups

[Anonymous No.14474379]

>You can't eat lamb! Halal meats will brainwash you into Sharia.

10 years later I still don't know where my aunt was getting this info from.

[Anonymous No.14474393]

>>14466053
>every kind of animal product needs to be cooked through 100% or else you'll die

[Anonymous No.14474711]

>>14473275
>My entire family got trichinosis in a secret trip they took without me
where did they go?

[Cían No.14474778]

>>14466053

vinegar goes on anything other then easter eggs

[Anonymous No.14474874]

>>14466077
I’m so fucking lonely.

[Anonymous No.14475402]

>>14467285
>the body can only process a limited amount of protein at a time
Never gonna make it

[Anonymous No.14475422]

>>14473227
Do you not realize what makes fruits sweet?

[Anonymous No.14475711]

>>14471617
You're not Italian American, you're american you fucking mutt, and tomatoes aren't part of your diet because you eat pizza, fat piece of shit

[Anonymous No.14475719]

>>14475711
Why so angry anon?

[Anonymous No.14475726]

>>14473258
people dont realize one darton has the juice of 16 oranges

[Anonymous No.14475758]

>>14467072
haha good fuckin bait nearly got me.

[Anonymous No.14475785]

>>14469990
hahaha that's the shit targeted ads sell to losers on facebook. you're a fuckin meme m8

[Anonymous No.14475798]

>You can't lose weight by counting calories, you'll enter starvation mode

[Anonymous No.14476958]

>>14475798
I hear so many people saying CICO is bullshit but it just werks

[Anonymous No.14476965]

>>14475798
No not the dreaded starvation mode!
If you ever felt hungry in your whole life, you were in danger of entering starvation modes

[Anonymous No.14476969]

>>14466053
My grandmother is 92 and eats eggs everyday or almost every day this shit is a lie

[Anonymous No.14476976]

>>14466136
holy shit lmao

[Anonymous No.14477035]

>>14466820
I just finally got used to keto, pls don't tell me it makes you bald or some shit

[Anonymous No.14477055]

>>14466077
it's not, fruit juice counts as added sugar as you remove all of the fiber.

[Anonymous No.14477113]

>>14472711
this, was making a (long) bike ride with someone and man even hot water out the bag is good

[Anonymous No.14477124]

>>14474379
based aunt

[Anonymous No.14477134]

>>14475798
dumb kike faggot frog poster

[Anonymous No.14477179]

>>14467614
By letting beef steep in hot water until it starts to fall apart.

[Anonymous No.14477207]

>>14477055
>>14477134
this is a "myth" thread, people don't believe what they're posting

[Anonymous No.14477232]

>>14474054
Exactly, boomer.

[Anonymous No.14477267]

>>14477207
why are you trying to explain things to morons with no reading comprehension skills, via text? Its better to just laugh at retards and not interact, you don't want to catch their malfunction.

[Anonymous No.14477305]

>>14467104
fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.14477314]

>>14467634
??? i get sooooo horny when i eat salt. are your balls ok?

[Anonymous No.14477343]

>>14477267
i just want to help

[Anonymous No.14477355]

>>14475798
The starvation mode myth is fucking "you only use 10% of your brain" tier bullshit.

[Anonymous No.14477400]

>>14474054
>24
>thinks he knows what “young people” like well enough to say that “young people” don’t watch MTV
Either you’re a retard that defines young as 18 or you’re deluding yourself pretty hard Into thinking you still are young

[Anonymous No.14477403]

>>14477355
>starvation mode myth
is not a myth.

[Anonymous No.14477421]

>>14477403
Nobody is saying you can't actually starve, but "starvation mode" is some bizarre theory from people who probably just don't want to stop eating so much that eating less calories somehow makes you gain even more weight.

[Anonymous No.14477430]

>>14466208
Nah you just have to be a retard to not know classics such as "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" and "One Bourbon, One Shot, One Beer" you fucking zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.14477437]

>>14467464
>everything she cooks involves at least 2 serves of vegetables on the side which are usually just microwaved
I always wondered if there were people out there who actually followed the "microwave in bag" directions on frozen vegetables. Thanks for confirming

[Anonymous No.14477457]

>>14469416
Sorry that your parents don't love you but with the instilled manipulation you still believe that you "owe" something to them just for being born.

[Anonymous No.14477472]

>>14469417
People with allergens that literally could kill them because they get a whiff of nuts or shellfish are living proof that we've fucked up the idea of evolution and "survival of the fittest".
You shouldn't be alive, let alone allowed to pass on defective, fucked up genetics to your children that ultimately keep such genetics alive and well. People like you are why we now have mobs of hypochondriacs too. Suddenly gluten is an allergen... kek.

[Anonymous No.14477480]

>>14473220
I always hated hard boiled eggs because they would boil them for 20+ minutes until the yolk formed a smelly grayish-greenish layer on the surface. I really enjoy hard boiled eggs now as an easy snack, or softboiled for breakfast.

[Anonymous No.14477503]

>>14477472
Seems more likely that the problem comes from a globalized food supply where people have recently come into contact with foods that their ancestors never had for thousands of years. But like 95% of the people alive today are only alive because of advancements in technology, chances are your awesome genes wouldn't even be around either, so you should try to find something else to make you feel better about yourself.

[Anonymous No.14477536]

>>14466077
Is that weyes blood?

[Anonymous No.14477803]

>>14467222
>find out how to cook steak
>actually grill steak for parents
>they adore it
>bring the uncultured swine to new levels in alcohol and food
>they cannot go back to pleb levels anymore

Feels good, man

[Anonymous No.14477825]

>>14466136
based and drinking alone pilled

[Anonymous No.14477876]

>>14475798
>>14476958
Cico gets hard to calculate the calories out portion for me. Especially when i get into lifting heavy and frequently. Honestly the only thing that has really ever worked for me is just to work out as hard and as frequently as I can that way I'm sure to be burning more than enough calories.

[Anonymous No.14477878]

>>14477825
All by myself

[Anonymous No.14477890]

>>14466077
Corn syrup is fucking terrible for you compared to fructose/sucrose, so while fruit juice is bad soda is still worse.

[Anonymous No.14477926]

>>14477421
it's not theory it's a scientific fact.

[Anonymous No.14477930]

>>14467050
>>14473049
Texas niggers get out and stop trying to pretend your butchered "deconstructed" chili is in any way authentic and original. If it does not have corn and beans and stewed tomatoes in it, it is not chili, it's Texas slop.
Mexico is where chili comes from and this is how they make it, and the rest of the southwest follows along, you guys are just massive state pridefags and retards, get the fuck out genuinely, Texas stink take a bath of dead Texan hahahahahahaah

[Anonymous No.14477954]

>>14469563
>>14469637
Convenient how this """belief""" justifies you being a piece of shit to everyone all the time

[Anonymous No.14477970]

>>14477926
In humans the starvation response only kicks in once the body is burning protein, which only happens once fat has been burned
i.e. stop eating fatty

[Anonymous No.14477995]

>Not consuming cyanobacteria to maintain a high vibrational frequency

I'm really shocked more people don't talk about this.

[Anonymous No.14478082]

>>14473258
Natural sugars arent the same as added sugars on your body.

[Anonymous No.14478094]

>>14478082
It's not really "natural sugar" when you've juiced the fruit and are only consuming the sugary liquid. "Added sugars" are just made from juicing sugarcane or beets and evaporating the liquid. Juice is just like mixing water and refined sugar.

Actually eating a whole piece of fruit is fine and you don't have to worry about the sugar from that, but juice is just sugar water.

[Anonymous No.14478186]

>>14467222
>>14469376
Same. Even my brother refuses to eat meat that isn't burnt to a crisp.

[Anonymous No.14478209]

>>14469990
That’s a pretty well put together assemblage my dude.

[Anonymous No.14478242]

>>14478082
Correct but not like you think
Fructose from fruit is actually worse for you than white table sugar

[Anonymous No.14478251]

>>14469667
That was serious shit, they still don't let you donate blood if you were in the UK around that outbreak. But cooking won't save you, prions cannot be killed with heat.

[Anonymous No.14478874]

>>14477890
This.

[Anonymous No.14478890]

>>14477803
yea managed to do that often with my mom since she genuinely enjoys cooking. I try to make it a two-way kind of thing since i learn my mom theory like pan sauces and stuff while she teaches me technique like cutting shit quick or how to cut meat since she used to be a butcher.

My fucking dad dosent give a damn though. He basicly dosent enjoy any taste he's not really familiar with and admitted he disliked most of the "new stuff" i tried. So now I only cook with my mom when he's off innawoods or whatever. Except sammiches because my sandwich-making skills are fucking out there.

[Anonymous No.14478896]

>>14471593
what do the turks use?

[Anonymous No.14478900]

>>14466053
>Eating breakfast will increase your metabolism
CICO boomer

[Anonymous No.14479021]

>>14477995
>the /x/ and /ck/ crossover nobody wanted but everybody needed

[Anonymous No.14479070]

>soda is bad for you!
>*drinks tap water*

[Anonymous No.14479122]

>>14478896

Basically all other meats but pork. Beef, Chicken, Lamb are the bigs

[Anonymous No.14479261]

>>14467222
Heartbreaking

[Anonymous No.14479400]

>>14466758
Why yes I'd love to pay $100 a month for ads and propaganda

[Anonymous No.14479417]

>>14466985
If you do not know how the body works, at least look it up. Almost no dietary lipids get stored as such. Sugar gets stored as lipid through the use of insulin, unless you are physically very active, then it is burned for energy. But every bit of surplus is not burned but stored.
Since sugars are in the groups of carbohydrates, every other form of carbs also get broken down into sugars and the same happens. That is why certain carbs are very good for prolonged performance. Long chain carbs found in whole grain black bread for instance take a while to be broken into sugars, thus offering a long store of steady amounts of sugar being released into the bloodstream (instead of practically all at once).

[Anonymous No.14479427]

>>14469161
>I only find pseudoscience bullshit that suggests some alchemy causes a purreed fruit to give less fibre than a whole fruit (A blender can't damage it more than your stomach acids)
Fibres are typically indigestible, thus taking our body more energy to try to. While doing that, they tend to take some sugars, lipids and such with them that then do not get digested.
If fibres are predigested (puréed) or even entirely removed, you are not getting their dietary benefits.

[Anonymous No.14479650]

>>14467138
A good gas stove will cut the gas flow of there's no flame.

[Anonymous No.14479677]

>>14467050
11/10 Bait. Look at how many people bit.

[Anonymous No.14479767]

>>14466053
Water is the only drink that will hydrate you, nothing else counts. Soda and Coffee dehydrate you.
(The caffeine in coffee does not result in negative hydration, this is a myth)

[Anonymous No.14479772]

>>14466136
was not expect this, spit out my drink with a hearty laugh. Thank you anon, best joke I've seen on /ck/ in quite some time.

[Anonymous No.14479789]

>>14467050
salting pasta water raises the temperature at which the water boils.

[Anonymous No.14479791]

>>14477876
Use pic related plus myfitnesspal or any counting calories app of your choice and you'll be able to keep track of your calories plus macros if you feel like you're undereating carbs/proteins/fats. They can be useful for micro but you can always compensate that with just a suplement.

[Anonymous No.14479819]

>>14479767
Caffeine is a diuretic you brainlet. It makes you pee more, which in turn dehydrates you.

[Anonymous No.14479825]

>>14479819
Ah, so you're also one of the retards that believe the myth.

[Anonymous No.14479826]

>thawing meat on the counter all day is fine
>it's ok to let muffins, bread, cobblers, and pizza sit on the counter uncovered for days, they are fine
>don't eat BBQ you will get breast cancer!!!!1

[Anonymous No.14479830]

>>14479819
it's a very mild diuretic and barely has any effect if you have tolerance. Tea is a much stronger diuretic.

[Anonymous No.14479896]

>>14469563
lmao what a fucking fag you are. Go write in your poetry journal about how awful your life is fag.

[Anonymous No.14479930]

>>14479070
You know they'd be right in Europe, right anon. Aren't you amazed by the fact that a basic utility such as tap water is not truly potable where you live.

[Anonymous No.14479942]

>>14466136

YOU KINDA FUNNY, TOO

[Anonymous No.14479948]

>>14467285
>Eating too much protein in a single meal leads to weight gain.

Good.

[Anonymous No.14479966]

>meat causes cancer
>soda causes cancer
>veggies cause cancer
>water causes cancer
>literally fucking everything causes cancer

[Anonymous No.14479998]

>>14466077
I'm currently enjoying a food reviewer named george senda start his diet, which invloves him stopping "nasty sugary sodas" and drinking 2 full cartons of welches per day. He also stopped pizza in exchange for walmart potato salad tubs. I expect fun things from his streams

[Anonymous No.14480149]

>>14469990
>literal fedora whiskey

KYS autist.

[Anonymous No.14480190]

>>14466083
Me mum and I jumped into the crimminey while me ol lady was ‘avin a fookin shag with me mates...quite sad innit?

[Anonymous No.14480239]

>>14471617
>My ancestors might have been Italian so I have to eat tomatoes.
You sound like a woman.

[Anonymous No.14480276]

>>14475422
electrolytes

[Anonymous No.14480283]

A darton lasts me about a week.

[Anonymous No.14480760]

want burbons, want gotch , want beer
buh bup buh bup buh huh huh huh

[Anonymous No.14481137]

>>14475798
Starvation mode is real but you need to actually starve yourself 1000 daily cals won't turn you to starvation mode
However your body stills try to adapt so cheat days are actually an integral part of diets

[Anonymous No.14481184]

>>14472854
A few years after i was born. There was this cow illness going around the country. So my mom been doing the same ever since

[Anonymous No.14481254]

>>14469137
wow so profound man you’re like a modern day prophet. Fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.14481274]

>>14469399
No Apples at night? The fuck?

[Anonymous No.14481290]

>>14469822
>that one faggot who replies to like half the thread
You must have a sad fucking life.

[Anonymous No.14481293]

>>14469990
At least whoever put this monument to tryhard faggotry together might have accidentally shot thenselves

[Anonymous No.14481331]

>>14473157
MGTOW faggot detected. It’s not like marriage was ever an option for you.

[Anonymous No.14481332]

>>14473237
How fucking poor are you exactly?

[Anonymous No.14481343]

>>14475719
Itsa been a while a since he’s hadda the BIG BREDASTIK uppa his ass, he’s a very upset

[Anonymous No.14481352]

>>14477400
Blah blah blah. Stop posting and go back to sucking dick.

[Anonymous No.14481355]

>>14466053
Trusting the FDA

[Anonymous No.14481550]

>>14479826
>>thawing meat on the counter all day is fine
This but in the reverse
>DON'T OVERTHAW THE MEAT

[Anonymous No.14481632]

>>14479966
Life is cancer