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What fictional food would you most want to eat?

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Hercules/Xena godly jello.

>> No.14490689

I want to fuck this rabbit

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Not sure how fictional this is anymore.

>> No.14490699

Why did he have a giant popsicle in the first place?

>> No.14490705

Because he bought it from the elephant ice cream shop.

>> No.14490728

Qrd on how he is making a profit?

>> No.14490761

Well he got that one for free, but the basic logic is
>But Jump Pop for $20
>Turn that into about 40 small pops, sell for $1
>Sell the sticks from the pops to little creature construction company.

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the mushroom thing from ratatouille

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>> No.14490783

what book is this from

>> No.14490789

Dragons Crown?

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>> No.14490841

Between this stuff and the Pooka kitchen in Odin Sphere, VW may as well just give us a fantasy cooking game. Fuck, has Kamitani retired or sonething? Dragons Crown was half a decade ago.

>> No.14490849


I want to fuck the bunny

>> No.14490877

>pea croquettes
Y'know, I've had corn croquettes dozens of times and never considered this. Gotta try that sometime.

>> No.14491144

my negro

>> No.14491149

The inflation candy from Wilbert Wonks

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>> No.14492527

I'd eat it.
By "it" I mean Sandra Bullocks ass.

>> No.14492725
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Only gays eat ass.

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>Only gays eat ass.

Look at this braindead noddy

>> No.14492774

>sell for $1
He sells them for $2 you fucking jew

>> No.14492798

The imagination food from Hook.

>> No.14492801

oh i see, so he isn't a scammer, he is just a crafty businessman. Well bravo to him. Why does the bunny want to take him down, is he breaking any animal laws?

>> No.14492803

Sorry bro you're gay and likely have aids

>> No.14492804

The Krabby Patty
and no it isn't made out of crab meat

>> No.14492811

What is it made?

>> No.14492818

manatee or the Sea Cow, i presume. Everyone always thought it was made from crab just because that was the name of the restaurant but I just don't buy. Keep in mind i dont think it was confirmed either way. Maybe it has been in the later seasons

>> No.14492820

So you're making shit up.

>> No.14493226

Plankton and crab seasoning with beef patties is more likely

>> No.14493964
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This counts since there is no way it exists like this in real life.

>> No.14494023

Do what he do and eat da fing he eat.

>> No.14494095

A flavoursome meal made by a white person

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>> No.14494122

Spongebob Squarepant's house.

>> No.14494127
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Human female vagina

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butterbeer from the harry potter series. it just sounds comfy as hell

>> No.14494166

Oh look, it’s the bi-weekly datamining thread from <<big fast food>> looking for new products to sell to obese virgins.

>> No.14494167

for me, it's sniffing sandy's panties

>> No.14494316

>not salting the cooking surface
>sliced cheese

>> No.14494323

Wumpa Fruit.

>> No.14494377

you can probably eat a kelp shake in real life, people eat various seaweeds all the time. buy some kelp and make a weird ass green shake out of it

>> No.14494477

you'd die of iodine poisoning

>> No.14494492

Would that even be bad? If they want to start selling "butterbeer" at barnes and noble again, I'm not going to be unhappy

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Something off planet.
This came to mind.
Maybe blue milk as the disneyland varieties are disappointing.

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>> No.14494692

>white bread
>butter both sides of both slices
>oil the grill
>nothing on it but a thick layer of cheese
There's no way people would actually eat something this unhealthy.

>> No.14494912

i'd like to eat handmade valentine's day chocolates from an anime girl who had an earnest and purehearted crush on me

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What if Amy Rose made chocolates for you? Now remember that she made them using her DNA, so once you eat them you will become Amy Rose too.

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This guy's leg

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>> No.14495115

you're a retard

>> No.14495140

Why is the rabbit watching him? He's not doing anything illegal #ACAB

>> No.14495152

And it turns out he was, tax evasion.

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Kobayashi's Dragon Maid barking cotton candy.

>> No.14495180

I'll do you one better, I cook and butter both sides of thicker white bread, put on a fuckload of pre shredded colby jack, salt it to hell with garlic salt, and add pepperoni that literally sits on a shelf in a bag at air temperature because it has so many preservatives in it.

>> No.14495207

Take sandwich off griddle and put it on a plate.
Take sandwich off of plate and put it on a cutting board.
Take sandwich off of cutting board and put it on a plate.

>> No.14495216

Yes? You don't use your chef knives on the griddle or on the plate.

>> No.14495229

So why not just put the sandwich on the cutting board with your spatula and put it on the plate after you cut it?

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For me?

>> No.14495292

That looks pretty disgusting.

>> No.14495314

he was short on cash buying the big popsicle and she offered to pay for it, then felt cheated when she saw what he was actually doing with it

>> No.14495330

What movie is that from

>> No.14495346

Its vegan that's why everyone is bat shit crazy. Theres a squirrel living under the water, Patrick is a prime example of being a vegan for to long.

>> No.14495353

Eat me, Legosi

>> No.14495354

That's actually not a fictional drink, it was popular during the 16th century and you can make it at home

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but it's sweet and creamy...

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It's from Star Trek, it's essentially a flour tortilla where the filling has been brined so that it's so spicy and hot it sears your tongue and makes your eyes water.

You can also make a souffle version

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Sounds like bland food you would feed to a baby.

>> No.14495380

It's a galactic delicacy, fuck off Cardassian Internet Defence Force

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Living Armor or pretty much anything from Dungeon Meshi.

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>> No.14495498

tax evasion

>> No.14495682

I don't know of any place I can buy a Jumbo Pop that is larger than I am.

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Whatever kills you instantly and painlessly

>> No.14495960

>your toasted bread will never look this appetizing
feels bad man

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My nigga

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>> No.14496045

my brother and parents tried doing this one christmas and asked me to try it. it's gross

>> No.14496105

pretty sure it's actually concept art for some mobile game

>> No.14496110

In the novels *Dune* I would love to try those spices.

>> No.14496148

It’s the recipes you can cook during the cooking mini game in Dragon’s Crown.

>> No.14496237

Why would you need both butter AND oil? wouldn't that just saturate it?

>> No.14496505

Not if done correctly.

>> No.14496620

I would like to try my own ten times recycled waste water!

>> No.14496745
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Anything from this man

>> No.14496795

He looks like he fucks black men.

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Not that I've seen any but his food can fix all of your health problems

>> No.14496990

>Not that I've seen any
What's it like to never have seen a black person irl?

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I meant with the guy I'm posting

>> No.14497031

The plot of the film revolves around a police officer blackmailing an entrepreneur who isn't hurting anyone over petty tax revenue after racially profiling him so she can get a promotion. And the moral of the story is that she was right and he needed to turn his life around by joining the city's force of militarized tax collectors in order to be an upstanding citizen.

>> No.14497063

ive made some of it with my sister before. apparently its pretty good, but i hate butterscotch so it tasted terrible to me

>> No.14497687

It is definitely made out of crabs, Mr Crab is the only crab under the see.

>> No.14497706

Who the fuck cooks sitting down?

>> No.14497729

why is this the first thing you think of.

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This one for sure

>> No.14498166

hes right man only gays eat ass

>> No.14498169

only the most based

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kusaya laksa curry, or anything made by Sadako-chan

>> No.14498224

Ambrosia, desu i dont even know what it is
or pretty much anything from the wonka factory

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I had a dream about this cunt
Fucking delish

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>> No.14498412

>stir-fried bat
Nice try Chang.

>> No.14498459

Did they have to make the rabbit so sexy and cute?

>> No.14498475

The disabled.

>> No.14498542

>only gay men have sex with women

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>> No.14498661

Actually gonna make pasta puttanesca tonight, hope it fixes my shitty teeth.

>> No.14499053

Having feet in your ice cream probably breaks some food hygiene laws.

>> No.14500100
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Hello jojobros

>> No.14500186

he got the big one for free

>> No.14500244

You Bajoran scum have been getting far too uppity since we ended the occupation. The Federation treats you far too kindly. You know things were much better back when we were in charge. Gul Dukat (PBUH) was the greatest man to ever set foot on your worthless planet.

>> No.14500303

Black food is dreadful anyway. It's just a mish mash of white food but with fistfuls of salt and old bay thrown on it.

>> No.14500311

Don't you fucking trash Old Bay, that shit's golden.

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Pokemon berries. I know that they're based off of real fruits but they still look tasty

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>> No.14501676

Bronto Ribs are probably much like beef ribs.
>but they be big

>> No.14501687

eine helium tank

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No fictional food specifically but I desperately want to eat at the Blade Runner noodle bar. Looks comfy as absolute fuck.

>> No.14502310

pretty sure the music was kino during that scene also

>> No.14502321

I've always wanted to try some ambrosia

>> No.14502363

How much did you pay for him?

>> No.14502373

The one where you were conceived.

Either that or Zootopia.

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>> No.14502443

>"...Matter of fact, it's the best burger I've had in years!"
>Has been cryogenically frozen for decades
>That is the only burger he's ever managed to find/eat since then
>It is actually a matter of fact that, by default, it's the best burger he's had in years
This line satisfies me as much as Sylvester Stallone appears satisfied by that rat burger.

>> No.14502464

>put frying pan on stove, medium heat
>melt butter (not margarine/oil) in pan
>cook slice of bread in buttery pan, flipping to get both sides
Enjoy best toast

>> No.14502471

Just played this recently again. Would chain just to play the minigame.

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Hmmm bronto burgers and blue milk pic related hunger but hunger

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You mean the fox?

>> No.14502543

Soylent Green

>> No.14502565

It didn't look very appetizing, though. It just ended up looking like thick green crackers.
Like, make yourself some seaweed/kelp crackers and you've got something that probably tastes even better than dehydrated human-grain-veggie-nutrient slurry.

>> No.14503396

Not so much food, but I would love to have Star Trek's synthehol available to me.

>> No.14503418

I agree. It's also gay to suck on women's tits because men and women both have nipples.

>> No.14503956

Why? It's probably shit.

>> No.14503959

eh... robin hood is cuter

>> No.14503962

And never put your penis in a woman's vagina, unless you're a fag. It's nothing but a urethra.

>> No.14503963

literally all of this except the sorceress, elf, and amazon's pussy and asshole instead.

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There's just something about foxes.

>> No.14503977

what did he pull out at the end i have to know

>> No.14503985

Some fresh gakh, since the stuff he was trying to serve her was half dead.

>> No.14503989

favorite jojo char that never returned

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>> No.14504162

Oh god shut the fuck up

>> No.14504186

The foods from the book "The Far Away Tree" that change flavour in your mouth

>> No.14504196

You really aren't far off. I grew up on black food and it's an over seasoned mess. Everything is overcooked too since they're so paranoid

>> No.14504871

My fucking sides

>> No.14504888

I might be old, but just the words "black food" gets me thinking of that Sugarhill Gang rap:

>Ever went over a friends house to eat, and the food just ain't no good?
>I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood
>So you try to play it off like you think you can, by saying that you're full
>And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite. He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"

>While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin' of the moment that it's time to leave
>And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin' into something that looks like cheese
>Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place I don't care what these people think, I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous with this ugly food that stinks"
>So you bust out the door while it's still closed still sick from the food you ate
>And then you run to the store for quick relief from a bottle of Kaopectate

>> No.14504899

that webm at no point showed a jumbo pop bigger than anyone was

>> No.14504910
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It's been forever since I read part 4, and I never watched the anime, but Tonio (or just his restaurant) shows up every now and then in some of the Rohan one-shots. I remember his restaurant also being a stage event in one of the fighting games, too.

>> No.14505426

On industrial scale? Shit'd be too expensive.
Gonna be roaches soon, but nowadays it's straight meat (with a hefty dose of monsanto).

>> No.14505454

holy shit gimme those

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the whole scene was the tightest shit as a kid. Some subterranian shrimp soup sounded delicious. Also Coockies disgusting looking chilli. AAAAND as a grown up Helga and Kida ona plate

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He is just out to get a pack of cigaretts ;_;

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>> No.14506857

Unicorn stew

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Pretty much all the food from Prey (2017) looks like it would be super tasty. Considering how it's all made with limited ingredients adds to the excitement

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I'm imagining a bunch of pink and yellow triangles, kinda like captain crunch

>> No.14507551

I'd like to eat her pusy

>> No.14507592

yeah i would want to eat judy hopps' pussy from behind too :/

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Dehydrated water and food pills Also, I'm curious if you go and get the milk module refilled or you use it with t he cereal it comes with.

>> No.14507974

But no ill effects on your sleep

>> No.14508035

Spiralite cookies for me.

>> No.14508079

anyone ever want to try runescape food?

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Battle Chef Brigade. The entire fucking game.

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And closeups

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>> No.14508599

from the movie hook, imaginary food looked delicious

>> No.14508716

thats what my ex wife called me...

>> No.14508751

its literally just coke though right

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Yeah those especially sound divine, no wonder the chief surgeon has boxes of them all over his office

>> No.14508892

>What fictional food would you most want to eat?

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>> No.14509345

what am i looking at here? cereal yes; but from what

>> No.14510285

what do u mean?

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>> No.14510740

it's just some guy's art, I always thought it looked nice

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>> No.14510798

I fucking hate the chinese so fucking much

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>> No.14511957

remind me what movie this is, willie wonka?

>> No.14512044

didn't even realized until last image it was Abe's Odyssey. I had played it on my uncles PS but I was a dumb kid and never really got far.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

>> No.14512089
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Kinda not well known but the dumplings from Legendary Starfy

>> No.14512097

>Shredded cheese
yurocucks shouldn't be allowed to touch Americhad food.

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Ive never seen this film, but why is that dumb whore spying on perfectly legit business ?
Women are out to ruin society by putting up barriers to entry for small business .
Fucking typical brainwashing right there.

>> No.14512120

they compare everything to real life food so it's not hard to imagine what everything tastes like

>> No.14512126
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>you take a hot dog
>stuff it with some jack cheese
>roll it in a pizza
>you got cheesy blasters

>> No.14512135

>jaime olive oil
LMAO, also real cheese grilled cheese is best grilled cheese, fuck Pasteurized Processed Cheese Product.
t. AMERICAN from the last bastion of of America, NEPA.

>> No.14512140

>tfw no cute sadistic chef waifu

>> No.14512157

too flat

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The fruit from Splatoon

>> No.14512311

>Oddworld has that whole "corporate apocalypse" vibe to it
>The big evil company uses all-natural ingredients

>> No.14512353

even without sound i cant stand that faggot

>> No.14512394

senzu beans

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Estus Soup from Dark Souls 3

>> No.14512920

pizza exist irl dumbass

>> No.14512947

aren't most of these canonically dry and/or spicy?

>> No.14512981

main inspiration to go to japan in the winter

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>> No.14514373

'real' soylent green.

>> No.14514391

unironically one of my favorite games. Shame we'll never see another quite like it

>> No.14515790

Those are takoyaki and exist irl u dingdong

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>Prey 2017
I wish eel was a more common food in the States, I love the taste of it so much. All that delicious sweet fat.

>> No.14516290

are you fucking retarded? if youre gona use a plate anyways why not use it to transfer the sandwich to the cutting board? whats so fucking hard to understand?

>> No.14516298

y r u mad white boi xd

>> No.14516338

this is your brain on /r9k/

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Okay, SEAnigger.

>> No.14516432

If he's supposed to be a professional chef, he should be worried about presentation. Obviously he is because of how he presented a sandwich to a kid. But at the at the same time he doesn't care about the grease smear and crumbs from putting that sandwich that just came off of that oily as fuck griddle on the same plate he plans to serve on? Which is it? Is he concerned about presentation or not?

>> No.14516464

there are levels between not caring about presentation at all and autisticly wiping away crumbs and tiny smears of grease from the side of the plate. A chef would know that the presentation should be consistent with the style of the food. In the case of a casual meal that you make for a loved one this level of presentation is more than enough and more effort would be off-putting and pretentious. not that you would know this as you will never cook for a loved one because nobody could love a nitpicking, annoying autistic piece of trash like you

>> No.14516568

Someone's gwumpy today.

>> No.14516589

>soy folder
>troll folder
>microsoft edge

>> No.14516730

Edge is the best browser and more secure than Chromium based browsers.
>recognizing the new Edge thumb
Enterprise fag or Winlet?

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he has an episode in Rohan's spin-off

>> No.14517396

thats a lot of concentration for just watching bread brown on a griddle

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>> No.14517459

>The Star Trek Encyclopedia (4th ed., vol. 1, p. 329) had this to say about hasperat: "According to Star Trek: Deep Space Nine property master Joe Longo, the prop food used for hasperat was made from flour tortillas, layered with cream cheese, with red and green peppers. The tortillas are rolled, then sliced and served. Yum!"

You could probably pickle some bell peppers with some jalapenos/habaneros/thai chilis mixed in for heat and be set. Actually sounds pretty good, since the cream cheese would compliment the spice well.

>> No.14517499

Why does watching this make me so uncomfortable

>> No.14517622

Your fast food shake is probably thickened with kelp derivatives anyway.

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I'd eat his meal.

>> No.14517654

Specifically, you've probably had a milkshake containing sodium alginate, derived from brown algae (kelp), which is used in combination with xantham gun to stabilize milkshakes.

>> No.14517665

A minute amount of sodium alginate powder in a milk-based drink is not a kelp shake.

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I'm not sure how you'd even eat half of them, but the Kingdom Hearts items look like they'd be really nice.
For reference, from left to right,
>First three are Potion of increasing strength
>The next two are Ethers
>Next two are Elixirs
>Next two are "Refocusers*
>Then a Panacea
>Then a Mega-Ether
>Then a tent, which obviously isn't edible
>Then four different stat boosters (STR/MP/DEF/AP)
I bet Elixirs are like fruits, or wrapped candies.

>> No.14517737

Sounds like that may contain traces of crustacean.

>> No.14517894


blue lives matter

>> No.14517965

Guess your mom's gay considering how much she loves rimming me

>> No.14518012

Literally WTF Jamie?

>> No.14518021

time for soup

>> No.14518034

i hate this movie so fucking much

>> No.14518090

This dwarf gets it.

>> No.14518122

there's nothing wrong with tannins and spiciness happens with berries IRL

>> No.14518135

Foie gras. It's not real, no?

>> No.14518366

What does Estus taste like?

>> No.14518757

Daphne's ass from Scooby Doo

>> No.14518819

not him but i never used edge in my life but i still recognised the icon. the tor browser icon too you fucking pedo.
im a freetard too so im not even using windows

>> No.14520038

>implying you can't eat a tent

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