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post foodrelated webms

also does anyone know the big guys story?

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>> No.14509377 [DELETED] 

>does anyone know the big guys story?
he got ipad

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i-....is that a log of shit?!?!?!?

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And of course the obligatory monstrosity

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>> No.14509389

please post tasty food

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Do Americans REALLY?

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>> No.14509402

and meateaters ask vegans where they get their protein
because this is what a lion would eat?

>> No.14509415

Well it certainly appears so

>> No.14509423

Who the fuck is this?

>> No.14509428

I didn't know they have color video cameras in the 50s

>> No.14509431 [DELETED] 

>he doesn't know

>> No.14509433

i dont get it, cbd oil has no effect doesnt get you high doesnt do anything more or less

>> No.14509599

it makes u feel good
takes away stress etc

>> No.14509605

if i remember correctly, i think the big dude just got out of prison either that day or the day before. that's why he's goin so hard on that food.

>> No.14509625

i want the big giuy to fuck me and eat my pussy until i cry

>> No.14509674

>The Virgin Nibble vs. The Chad Chomp

>> No.14509706

it doesn't need to. It's an astroturfed snake oil made to get normies and soccer moms to vote for legalization without directly endorsing pot

>> No.14509723

Big guy is either just out of prison or at the end of a 5 day meth binge.

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>> No.14509740

>i think the big dude just got out of prison

It was some experiment or challenge. Rememeber seeing the full video somewhere

>> No.14509741

I've never understood the point of burgers like this
Like how the fuck are you supposed to take a bite out of something that big? I don't fucking get it

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>> No.14509752

You're not. It's a status symbol. Americans throw away 60% of the food they produce. Gluttony and excess is something they are proud of. Personally I think people who waste food should be whipped and starved for a week.

t.worked in a place with a lot of dumb fuck American tourists, they order too much food all the time, eat half and leave the rest sprawled all over the table like a bunch of fucking spoiled children.

>> No.14509762

You're so ridiculously full of shit.

>> No.14509783

oops you're correct, I mixed up the numbers. 40% of food is thrown away. Suck my cock.


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>> No.14509819

Compared to a global average of 35%, and much of food waste is taken by farmers and corporations rather than consumers. If you weren't such a knuckle-dragging monkey fucker you'd have the brains to interpret facts from reporting. Holy fuck stupid people should be culled.

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>> No.14509836

>curry chicken
*chicken curry

>> No.14509838

Not like this :'(

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What's wrong anon? Didn't you see his latest video about chicken pot pie? Looked great!

>> No.14509862

post-stroke jack is no fun
yeah he got his comeuppance for being a disgusting slob and bizarre sociopath, but without the retarded zeal, his failure is boring

>> No.14509863

I hear he had just got out of prison

>> No.14509865

This is one of the worst things I've ever seen

>> No.14509869

did it remind you of a vagina? faggot

>> No.14509871 [DELETED] 

No other society in the world is as wasteful as you guys. But additionally, you are world leaders in obesity too. The idolization of CONSUMPTION. That is your national pride. Your entire society is fucked. I like seeing it crumble. Covid 19 is a punishment for decades of raping the world and squandering its resources like a bunch of spoiled brats.

>> No.14509877

nope it just reminded me of what amerilards consider meat lol. Looks disgusting, full of shit. I hunt and butcher my own meat, I respect the animals I kill. I don't go to the supermarket and pick out whatever I want to stuff myself with like a faggot who is too afraid to get his hands dirty.

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>> No.14509879

yikes. get a life faggot. nothing wrong with going to the butcher, none of that is super market meat.

>> No.14509885 [DELETED] 

Americans are the worst tourists in the world. We hate you too. We've had to deny entry to over 13,000 Americans because they are too selfish and spoiled to comply with public health guidelines in the middle of a pandemic. I swear it's like you guys are the most ignorant, disgusting, low IQ pieces of trash on the planet. Canada is going to build a fucking wall one day mark my words mutt.

>> No.14509886

He was a girl, he was a man

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Imagine speaking so confidently about a subject you know nothing about.

>0.003% of your country tried to do something stupid, you're all the same!
It'd be just as easy to prop up 1300 idiot Canadians and make the same generalization, but thankfully I'm very aware how fucking stupid that is.

>> No.14509918

Should keep watching to keep up with the disintegration of his marriage

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Once again, I didn't say all Americans, I said American tourists. Most of your population don't even have passports. But the ones that do, for some reason, just have to flaunt the fact they are American. They are usually rude, nosy, put no effort into learning about the local customs/culture/language of the nation they are traveling to. They are the embodiment of American exceptionalism and it is so exorbitantly toxic. The EU literally just banned Americans from traveling because of how primitive you people are. And I swear on me mum's grave, the next American who tells me they are Irish is going to be responsible for my suicide. You're like the cringelords of Earth. That's probably the best way to describe it.

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Imagine being American in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2019+1, peak clown society

>> No.14509942

And your country is...?

>> No.14509949

I'm not going to tell because you'll make a big song and dance and not knowing usually drives mutts mad, but I'll give you a hint. We rank in the top 7 in terms of healthcare and quality of life.

>> No.14509952

everything he makes is an abomination. The fact he keeps stuffing himself with unhealthy foods even after having a stroke is just sad desu

>> No.14509972

Heh, that's what I thought. Stay scared and obsessed with us at the same time, Anon.

>> No.14510011

HAHAHA this is literally the epitome of COPE
>durr you won't tell me where you're from you must be obsessed and scared of the USA!

Just the fact you have this mentality truly is a reflection of your own terrible character as a human being lmao.

>> No.14510020

That stupid fucking "omg its so good" face. Its a fucking rolled up pizza bitch not a bbc

>> No.14510030

Either he was high as fuck and/or hungry as fuck and hadn't eaten in like 3 days.

>> No.14510031

>literally the epitome of COPE
>that spacing
You fucking Redditor, go back.

>> No.14510034

It's all good my foreign friend. I would be too ashamed of where I lived if I was you as well.

>> No.14510035

You're just proving his point lmao

>> No.14510039

I heard people say his dad died & he was binge eating to cope

>> No.14510047

*if I were you
Keep trying, Jamal.

>> No.14510059

>You made a grammar mistake so that makes it okay that I am too ashamed of my country to even mention which one it is.
You're super mad about something my guy and I doubt it's really the United States that's causing your woe.

>> No.14510076

looks like shit

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Ok daily reminder this is what happens in the USA.

Daily reminder this happens no where else. But yes other countries are cucked shitholes, the USA is the leader of the freeworld, and you guys are doing so much better than Norway, Iceland, New Zealand, Canada, Finland, Japan, really any civilized nation lmao...keep dreaming buddies.

>> No.14510095

lol literal bootlicker, the absolute state of Americucks

>> No.14510102

aaaaaaaaa big sloppa

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The liberal whites seen here are just trying to irritate us, they believe in narrative and imagery as powerful but in reality this is a stunt set up by white liberals that involves no actual sacrifice on their part. I would actually consider those black men to be the subject of racial abuse on the part of the liberals and non-indoctrinated blacks would consider being in that position embarrassing. Oh and the meme seed is that picture of the pope kissing a black foot.

>> No.14510559

Are those onaholes?

>> No.14510592

He fucking rode in on a disabled person scooter and made his wife do the work because he's to fat and he's only got one good arm.

>> No.14510597

Yeah, that's why it's called a Lazy Man's meal!

>> No.14510598

CBD doesn't get you high, but it has a mellowing effect since it still triggers the endocannabinoid system.

>> No.14510601

Quit shitting up our threads, fucking vegans.

>> No.14510619

Nah, those are tube shaped rice cakes.

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>> No.14510626

this guy gets it

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>> No.14510650

That'll be $100 plus tip

>> No.14510657

anyone have webms of girls making really annoying faces while showing off food?

>> No.14510659

they're only made for the video. there is no practical point

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>> No.14510669

I've seen them in restaurants
I don't get it

>> No.14510751

American here, I just threw away the last 1\3 of a banana because I just got tired of it. It probably would have been easier to just finish it cuz the trash can is super far away but meh. I also used a disposable napkin to set my banana on and drank water from a water bottle. I haven't recycled in years nor do I are. Cope kid.

>> No.14510834

are you dumb?

>> No.14510848

he's american

>> No.14510879

He was so fucking reluctant to drink it. Lmao

>> No.14510897

Poor people throw away more food in America than middle class and wealthy people because they don't pay for it.

Blame poor people who can neither afford food or finish it.

>> No.14510898

first of all both of you shut the fuck up, also
>I haven't recycled in years nor do I are
>nor do i are
>i are
come on lmao

>> No.14510904

Stupid, or dumb, huh?

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I'm not the one coping.

>> No.14511049

What does Trump and Covid have to do with anything? We are on /ck/, not /pol/ you imbecile. What is it with people and trying to define and GOTCHA Americans by posting Trump? Do you know how easy it would be to trash literally every other country? No country is exempt from having shitty leadership and it doesn't define the people living in that country. 3/10 made me respond

>> No.14511378

Do Americans really?

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1 to go? ok

>> No.14511401

>i was watching TV because thats all i can do 10 hours a day

jack just wants to die

>> No.14511517

It's weird seeing these people outside of the no laughing episodes.
Zane, outto!

>> No.14511581

Look at how juicy it is!

>> No.14511597

do europeans really comment this on the same video every time?

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>> No.14512647

This makes me want to kick someones ass. Not sure if its the chef who came up with this, or the retards who order it

>> No.14512665

That looks delicious

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>> No.14512747

tbf, this looks like it's one dish in a multi dish tasting menu where you're served 12-15 small dishes like this in sequence. Still pretentious as fuck but nobody's going to a restaurant to order one slice of broiled onion.

>> No.14512803

looks delicious

>> No.14512835

holy fuck I wanna get wasted and go to town on this thing

>> No.14512852

It's a fake video, the guy knew he was being filmed, he was just doing something silly for attention.

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Normally I oppose the death penalty, but in this case, I think it's important she's removed form this earth for her own good. Like putting down a sick dog, it's just the humane thing to do.

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>hunts and butchers own meat
>never goes to the supermarket
So this is the autist that claims seasonings are bad.

>> No.14513121

It's japan. This fag is scared to be called a weeb. Hows the diarrhea from lack of fiber going?

>> No.14513124

Jack really needs to have these ingredients either cut by his wife or simply buy them precut because this is just depressing.

>> No.14513135

which video is this?

>> No.14514607

This reminded me of that dyke in the matrix when she gets unplugged

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>> No.14515445

ive seen beheadings that arent as bad as that

>> No.14515524

is that beet juice?

>> No.14515789

period blood

>> No.14515874

buh buh based

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>> No.14516249

more like this please

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>> No.14516294

flip it around

>> No.14516300

Neck yourself

>> No.14516309

>Poor people throw away more food in America
[citation needed]

I'll up you with another [citation needed] and make the assertion that poor people don't throw "food" away because they're stuck in food deserts where all they can buy Dollar General processed bullshit.

>> No.14516319

>those meme expressions
I hate Vice for starting this bullshit.

>> No.14516365

Is that a fake arm? Never heard of someone losing their limbs in a stroke.

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>fake arm

>> No.14516394

ok what is a "food desert"?

>> No.14518026

What do you mean by fake arm?

>> No.14518384

I've never heard of someone with a fake arm that wasn't an obvious prosthetic

>> No.14518427

How fucking wet is that girl in her panties. Saw the full video earlier and when they ask her if she knows how she can make it up to them, she asked "how?" and the anticipation in her voice was so apparent. She was hoping to be "of service". Fucking disgusting animals, America was a mistake.

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>> No.14518486

Yeah but how much does it cost?

>> No.14518533

What's so good about the British Broadcasting Corporation?

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>> No.14518624

It's 2020. Products don't exist to be used anymore, so they don't need to be functional, products exist to be marketed. This isn't just food, this goes for anything.

>> No.14518629

>The flower wilts as the hot dog is being blended

>> No.14518641

It's so subtle that it might as well be placebo.
But then again, I don't suffer from anxiety.

>> No.14518648

It's not for eating. It's for social media pictures

>> No.14518652

>stupid people should be culled
RIP America

>> No.14518682

How does this man still have fingers?

>> No.14518689

>200 avocados a day
>Each serving appears to be an entire avocado
>The beverages are also avocados
So this means they only serve 100 customers a day right? Brooklyn's new obsession.

>> No.14518701

the chicken foot hand EVERY TIME

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>> No.14518723

brb commit die

>> No.14518729

waste of sum of its parts

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pls no...

>> No.14518750

cooked at 97.5 degrees F for a lifetime. its good! so juicy!

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>> No.14518760

couldnt he just use his bad hand to hold it down and use the good one to cut?

>> No.14518761

haha i get the reference fucking lmfoo

>> No.14518769

no need for plain pasta in that whatsoever

>> No.14518787

>American here, I just threw away the last 1\3 of a banana because I just got tired of it
seems about right

>> No.14518803

9/10 would bang
i absolutely despise people who take a fucking established food and fold, smash, press or fry it and think they have invented something new.
i could take any fucking pizza and roll it up and have the exact same retarded shit those bitches are eating....but im not gonna do it nor is anyone else in the fucking world because eating a rolled up pizza is about as room temp an idea as you can possibly ever come up with

>> No.14518816

Dave doesn't get much attention. He kinda knows how to cook, but he is cringe as hell.


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>> No.14519046

Jesus this was just embarassing to watch. How much did they have to pay him for this?

>> No.14519090

it mellows you out
some people get a mild euphoric effect
problem is, CBD tinctures/oils products have far less potency than needed for full therapeutic effects so people are getting scammed major

>> No.14519099

if only you knew the horrendous extremes the human body goes to survive
praise nurgle

>> No.14519353

Let's remember the reason America is a mistake can be attributable to certain women in history

>> No.14519403

>the virgin brunch vs the chad feast

>> No.14519436

Reminds me when Tanaka put rice, edamame beans and beer into a rice cooker and it turned out pretty good.

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>> No.14519476

This happens to me at a local Chinese grocery place with a hot food section sometimes. Lady just overstuffs the hell out of a box. I appreciate you trying to get me a deal, but jesus.

>> No.14520032

Do Germans really?

>> No.14520067

Yes this is what happens when you lose a world war and get colonized by America

>> No.14520211


That looked pretty good until they dumped all the sauce over it at the end.

>> No.14520215


This is lowkey the most disgusting Jack vid

>> No.14520296

This recipe blows

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>> No.14520331

These are the black israelites, they are constantly up to crazy shit- they definitely paid these guys to be in this video

>> No.14520563

I noticed that too. Oddly low number for a place that serves nothing but.

>> No.14520593


fuck you

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>> No.14520837

tube-shaped fish cakes.
they taste like absolute shit but kids fucking love them over there.

>> No.14520854

What am I even looking at

>> No.14521375

holy shit this is like the thanksgiving at grandma meme

>> No.14521401

>3 mozzarella sticks

>> No.14521658

I need the Jack webm where his son knocks over the boxes.
What video is that from?

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>he believes the virus is real
nice rebranding every death.

>> No.14521787

prison food

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>> No.14521841

>he believes the numbers aren't purposely inflated.

>> No.14521847

I'm quite sure 300 lbs lighter she would've been hot.

>> No.14521887

It's a free country.

>> No.14522965

the secrets of my cock sock have been revealed

>> No.14523034

Dont make me empathise with jack

>> No.14523044

Finally something I as a German can be proud of

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Jesus fucking Christ...

>> No.14523122

Holy fucking instant cope

>> No.14523260

Does he actually eat the crap he makes?

>> No.14523498

i mean this is basically butter chicken without the cream and butter. might be good with chicken thighs, definitely a healthy dish right here. I think ill make it with some yogurt so its creamy but still healthy, cant really call something curry without some kind of dairy

>> No.14523560

the arm didn't fall off he just lost control of it
having a stroke can turn you into a vegetable or a prisoner in your own body
t. used to take care of old stroke victims who could only groan and move their eyes and would shit in a diaper and lie in bed all day

>> No.14523895

It's all staged

>> No.14523935

God no

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wow, so that's american cuisine. amazing

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>still wearing the ring
fucking why, the ring is touching the food, is he even aware how much bacterua that ring itself is carrying? jfc take off the ring, nobody will suspect you're a faggot

>> No.14525207

i wonder if it had anything to do with...riots?

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that'll be $300.00 plus tip
tip is mandatory btw and is 20%

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imagine wanting to have something specifically that was thrown on the other side of the table so now you have to stand up and reach it. this is why we made plates so you can have all of it reachable

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Possibly the most emotionally brutal piece of comedy I've ever seen.

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>> No.14525261

Why not just order a calzone?

>> No.14525333

I want to beat and rape that dumb bitch.

>> No.14525363

CBD contains some cannabinoids besides THC that stimulate the appetite and have some effects on mood and pain. Can be used for poor diet, anxiety, and neuralgia.

>> No.14525370

why are they serving burnt meat? that's weird

>> No.14525404

I wonder if that place is still in business

>> No.14525409

It's not burnt

>> No.14525417

>this is what vegans eat

>> No.14525433

God I want this

>> No.14525440

It's literally charred wdym

>> No.14525456

The black color is from the spices and the fats mixing together.

>> No.14525464

Assuming it's not black pepper, what other spice is black?

>> No.14525468

He cant control people what's he going to do put the whole country on military lockdown?

>> No.14525472

Even if most of the spices are red and brown, it'll still end up black

>> No.14525482

So burnt?

>> No.14525491

This is why people have stokes

>> No.14525513

>had a stroke
>arm doesn't work anymore.
>sour cream

>> No.14525527

i bet you eat warmed bread and call it toast

>> No.14525535

>grilled = burnt to charcoal

>> No.14525592

I would love to make a restaurant where we exclusively serve food that is an over the top spectacle, but we absolutely prohibit photography of any kind just to screw with the insta crowd.

>> No.14525620

Burnt implies it's been charred

>> No.14525628

>no cream
>no yogurt
This is like making a cheeseburger with no cheese and also no bun. Fuck these skinny white thots.

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>> No.14526124

But these go to eleven

>> No.14526178

It never gets old.

>> No.14526197

>Kids today are so incompetent that they need iShit to bake cookies.

>> No.14526198

Why does he baste the fish before putting it into the oil? Also seems like he discarded a lot of the peppers. Genuine question

>> No.14527519

>your 20$ meal is no instantly worth 200$.
Why don't more restaurants do this? Seems like a license to print money...

>> No.14527744

as I like answering rhetorical questions I'll tell you, its because most people don't care about being trendy, and most people understand some sort of cost=benefit and realize that there isn't a reason to pay for such a thing.

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>> No.14527902

we are limiting testing to intentionally DEflate the numbers

>> No.14527976

I did something like that before, beer in rice are good shit.

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>> No.14527988

Remember kids, This will be how overweight you will end up when you eat fried foods and never walk a single day in your life. This man doesn't need to eat, he needs to fucking start fasting.

>> No.14528003

From the way it was scored I assume that it was to get oil into the score marks and help it cook better and expand outwards. For the peppers I think the parts where it starts tapering inwards are more difficult to cut in his method.

>> No.14528061

more like
>venture capitalists are so undiscerning these days that any buzzword-ridden useless ishit-device gets 50 millions in funding

>> No.14528067

The Virgin Nordic vs The Chad Balkan

>> No.14528085

That piece of shit probably costs 40 dollars

>> No.14528127

lost at the slim jim, lost even harder at the slo-mo close up of cut slim jim

>> No.14528232

At first I was appalled but you know what? go ahead live your life lady

>> No.14528241

If you can't make it good, make it big.

I call stuff like this Instagram food. They couldn't attract people with great food so they do gimmicks like this so people can come to the restaurant and snap pictures.

>> No.14528564

The virgin nibbler vs the chad devourer

>> No.14528572

Nouvelle Cuisine.

>> No.14528629

"Pures Leben" is all actors, I'm sorry to say.

>> No.14528666

Left is a rich republican right is a blue collar union organizer

>> No.14528682

Desert lasagna

>> No.14528690

but there is no high with it, if anything it is just a bougie consession to prevent riots so MJ is removed off the tier 1 drug list

>> No.14528735

Oh buddy, you thought it was bad because of his hand? Oh no, that episode is 6 years old. Both hands were fully functional. He is seriously just fucking retarded.

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>> No.14528801

>inb4 someone walks past your table and sneezes on it

>> No.14528813

how is it embarrassing? I always season my fritos, they're better seasoned

>> No.14528854

sorry I know this has been asked a million times, what show/movie? I searched "wall of knives" and some variants of it but I get results for some shit film named Knives Out every time

>> No.14528893

imagine doing all this shit just to make a soggy gross mess rather than just pigging out on all that junk

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When you've been eating that same junk food for 5 years without any variety, you do anything you can to mix it up.

>> No.14528972

his aunt elma┬┤s pineapple, bell pepper, coolwhip, monchou thing still gives me nightmares.

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>> No.14529176

Eat Drink Man Woman

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>> No.14529403

ive tried the mcdonalds version. i think it was a douber cheeseburger or big mac, fries, nuggs, bbq sauce and coke zero. would eat again

>> No.14529460

Thanks doc

>> No.14529471

Nah. Left reaks 1000% of pure, unadulterated San Franciscan. Right is a /fit/bro on cheat day.

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>> No.14529499

Is that the guy from peep show on the left?

>> No.14529697

Answer this you tards

>> No.14529700

This is a prison meal that he learned to make in prison.

>> No.14529967

I was hoping he would just smash that over the guy's head

>> No.14529973

God I wish that was me

>> No.14529977

Knives Out

>> No.14529985

Dude on the right is just out the can for sure, I went straight to Wendy's and it probably looked worse than this.

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it's called Fighting Foodongs

>> No.14530067

That's an old hong kong movie, Infernal Affairs.

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if im not mistaken is that oscar winning movie called...bacteria?

>> No.14530092

That looks good

>> No.14530104

Its Japanese, called Boku No Pico

>> No.14530121

I hope this fucking place died with covid19

>> No.14530128

>waaaaaaaaa the bad place use ingredient i don't like make it stop make it stop

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>> No.14530257

Hard Boiled

>> No.14530340

Why do they have to dump liters of sauce or cheddar on already over the top burgers?

>> No.14530410

Ya pay for spectacle - otherwise you'd just eat some ice cream and chocolate while weeping that your girlfriend chucked you cuz you're a skinflint.

>> No.14530460

>we don't think avacados are a trend
Famous Last Words.

>> No.14530891

They apparently turned into a Bodega grocery delivery service in response to the pandemic

>> No.14531237

worst prison cooking show ive ever seen .

>> No.14531998

which vid is this?

>> No.14532019

the jello salad bullshit if the most disgusting but this is the second most vile thing hes created

>> No.14532055

Avocados are fine, it's just cringe.

>> No.14532196

what about his party cheese, anon?

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>> No.14532227

Here eat your coner slop you fat fuck. Don't forget cream and 4 olives.

>> No.14532251

This is how the outside world sees regular american barbecue.

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meme restaurant exists
Portland whining for it

>> No.14532468

>Never heard of someone losing their limbs in a stroke.
You never heard of various body parts becoming paralyzed through strokes?

>> No.14532500

I'd imagine it would be purely for variety if you're serving a long sentence and you start to get tired of what is probably the same handful of good snacks.

>> No.14532579

i feel like i would just need to use my hands to eat this

>> No.14532757

That's pretty gay.

>> No.14533091

What a fat idiot, hah, I stroked out, lemme just continue to eat shit anyway. You realize this fat idiot most likely stroked out from salmonella poisoning? Bet he assumes diarrhea and upset stomach are normal on a daily basis. He has eaten plenty of the shit tier food he cooked in his videos, always makes that stupid ass mmmm fat idiot face too.
honest, that's what I thought he was about to do
whole time I was expecting the knife to slip and cut right up his forearm to the elbow deep and the fat dick idiot screaming aaaaah! aaaaah! and just bleeding out in 1min flat.

>> No.14533824

wait what?

>> No.14534381

It's an excellent placebo, anon.

>> No.14534654

I hate nouveau plating so much

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>> No.14534818

I'm disappointed he didn't go for the meme-salting of that other cheffag. You know the one where the salt lands on the arm first.

>> No.14534826

i never understood why they put these in MGS4

>> No.14534853

Imagine ordering that and when they're done you just get up and walk out.

>> No.14534914

Fat people are fucking disgusting

>> No.14535533

just like you lmao

>> No.14535546

The hostility between him and his wife is so clear in the chicken pot pie video

>> No.14535598

why are they all looking like it's the first time they saw scrambled eggs

>> No.14535634

because reality tv producers held up a "look interested" sign

>> No.14535787

Well at least they aren't actors, imagine paying for that performance

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