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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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14533078 No.14533078 [Reply] [Original]

Where we're going, we don't need fries.

>> No.14533095

>>14533078
Is that some sort of space-age pizza or what?

>> No.14533106

>>14533095
I think it's just chicken. I've never heard of people cooking onions and shit directly onto the chicken but then again I've never heard of chicken being cooked in a contraption like this.

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>>14533078
so this is the chicken gyro i keep hearing about
the greek sure are crafty

>> No.14533758

>>14533730
kek

>> No.14533876

>>14533078
Where are you going?

>> No.14533914 [DELETED] 

>>14533730
you aight, white boy

>> No.14533960

>>14533876
WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOOOOOOOOOOOME

Ah, nobody will get this. I just referenced an old show from the 80s.

>> No.14533963

>>14533960
lol that's so quirky

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>>14533078
>done cooking..burn self trying to get to it

>> No.14534080

>>14533078
How does it get out?

>> No.14534087

>>14534080
it doesn't. there is no escape from hell.

>> No.14534298

>>14533078
who was the prophet who saw a smilar thing but with eyes and The Creator was next to him?

>> No.14534452

>>14533078
>Bourne movie DO-WEEEEEEEEEEW noise

>> No.14534463

>>14534452
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBB2bPwKWVg

>> No.14534492
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I'm game.

>> No.14534508

>>14533078
Arise Chicken Arise

>> No.14534648 [DELETED] 

>>14533914
sure thing nigger

>> No.14534689

>>14533078
This is fucking stupid as fuck

>> No.14534810

>>14533730
Holy fuck anon

>> No.14535449 [DELETED] 

>>14534648
Do not use racial slurs.

>> No.14535470

>>14534508
We are sofa king

>> No.14535930

>>14533730
10/10

>> No.14535957

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

>> No.14536564
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>>14533730
heh

>> No.14536586

>>14533730
I dont get it

>> No.14536598

>>14536586
You're right not to, because the joke doesn't make sense because the food "gyro" is pronounced completely different from the device "gyro."

>> No.14536619

>>14535957
Underrated

>> No.14536622 [DELETED] 

>>14535449
use racial slurs

>> No.14536629 [DELETED] 

>>14536622
Never use racial slurs.

>> No.14536647

>>14536598
I don't see a vocaroo link.

>> No.14536734

>>14536647
https://vocaroo.com/2y00eLZ8DQq
Here you go.

>> No.14536754 [DELETED] 

>>14536629
always use racial slurs

>> No.14536761 [DELETED] 

>>14536754
Stop this nonsense immediately.

>> No.14536771

>>14534463
makes me want to rewatch those movies

>> No.14536772 [DELETED] 

>>14536761
>cope and seethe

>> No.14536856

>>14533730
Literally my first foray into /ck/ and this place has had me rolling with zingers the last 20 minutes, the fuck

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>>14533730
Oh,(You)!

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>>14533730
top kek

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>*smashes new-age non-food over your table*
>that'll be 499.99 plus tip, sir.

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>>14533730
Good shit, anon.

>> No.14537624

>>14533078
>how long does it take to cook?
>WHO KNOWS ??

>> No.14537833

>>14537500
wow, is this legal? if you get everyone in the ktichen to serve you and you have to pay each 15%? that bill is going to reach upwards of 1500%... plus im pretty sure i seen that last guy on masterchef with gordon ramsay

>> No.14537851

>>14537500
>sour grapes
This is why we have a fucking NOMA thread every other week

>> No.14537876

>>14534080
it has to eat all of the eggs

>> No.14538249

>>14537500
How can you do this and not feel like a complete asshole?

>> No.14538387

>>14533095
It's the pizza gate.

>> No.14538398

>>14533730
Based

>> No.14538402

>>14538249
People who are true assholes do not know they are assholes, and reject those who call them on their shit.

>> No.14538410 [DELETED] 

>>14537500
This is literally one of the most jewish things I have ever seen in my entire life. They could be eating a baby's foreskin while reading from the talmud and it would be less jewish.

>> No.14538425

>>14534003
>what are hotpads
>>14533914
Kys nig

>> No.14538670

>>14538425
Do not use racial slurs.

>> No.14538676

>>14533730
Kek you fuckin cheeky bastid

>> No.14538686

>>14537500
>eat it off the table you fucking swine

>> No.14538764

>>14537851
Noma serves burgers and wine now.

>> No.14538773

is this one of them le epic reddit raid or something
>hurr 5 years old joke time to mass replies

>> No.14538840

>>14538773
You underestimate the amount of genuinely stupid people on this board who only come out to respond to the dumbest posts. Most of the time they're just lurking, but when they see a post like that, it's time to say something stupid.

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>>14533730
hey man nice post

>> No.14539024

14538773
You just wish you had that many (You)s ;)

>> No.14539041

>>14539024
Excuse me, but you seem to have incorrectly cited a post number, causing it to not cross-link with the post you were attempting to reply to. I understand that it can be difficult when you're first learning how to use this website, so let me give you a handy tech tip to help you out! Are you tired of having to type out a post number every time you want to reply to a fellow user? It took me awhile to figure it out, too, but if you click on the post number, the handy-dandy in-line extension automatically inserts it into your reply! It even applies the correct formatting to allow it to cross-link, preventing confusion and improving site navigation!
Welcome to 4chan! We do it for the lolz!

>> No.14539044

>>14533078
i understood that reference

>> No.14539045

>>14539041
I liked 4chan so much better before the catalog, archiving, thread updater, but mostly the quick linking of post quotes.

>> No.14539248

>>14539045
Oh, I fucking hated the lack of quick linking. I get that this board is full of contrarians who hate anything new, but inconvenient and clunky doesn't mean better.

>> No.14539278

It really does though. It's the natural order of things to get worse and worse and convenience accelerates that process.

>> No.14539293

>>14539278
You know, even back when we didn't have quick linking, we still quoted the post number. I've seen people like you on /qa/ who go out of your way to post like this because you want to go back to the old days, but in doing so you out yourself as someone who wasn't actually here back then.

>> No.14539688 [DELETED] 

>>14538670
Kys nigger

>> No.14539691

>>14533078
Americans actually disgust me

>> No.14539700

>>14536856
just wait until the jannies get you for something

>> No.14539702

>>14533078
Why would someone cook a pizza like this. All the toppings fell off and the crust got saggy

>> No.14539706

>>14533730
Exquisite post, anon

>> No.14539708

>>14533078
I dont know if thats effective or not but its certainly fucking cool

>> No.14539819

>>14539702
Because that's not a pizza, you fool. It's chicken.

>> No.14540260

>>14533106
Letting onions cook onto baked chicken is really good. They get crispy and add texture to the meat.

>> No.14540271

>>14533078
I want to tie a woman to this

>> No.14540281

>>14537500
>I didn't order this

>> No.14540413

>>14539700
never happens if youre not retarded

>> No.14540424

>>14536598
it makes sense in written for
you know, like in a post on a board or something
you fucking retard

>> No.14540431

>>14537833
why would you have to pay 15% to everybody? whats up with all of the retards in this thread?

>> No.14540521

>>14540281
Top kek

>> No.14540591

>>14537500
source?

>> No.14540696

>>14540424
No it doesn't, you dumbass lowercase poster who is probably ESL.

>> No.14540744

>>14540696
it clearly does. stop posting you fucking retard

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>>14533730

>> No.14540849

Reddit: the thread

>> No.14540895

>>14540849
rent free :)

>> No.14541593
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14541593

>>14533730
Congrats anon, i'm fucking dead

>> No.14541880

>>14541593
Fuck

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>>14533730

>> No.14542076

>>14534080
Once it's fully cooked to very well done (as God intended), the ashes fall though the grate and can be collected.

>> No.14542175

>>14533730
you magnificent bastard

>> No.14542830

>>14533730
Ya did it

>> No.14542841

>>14540431
I still dont underatand the spinning pizza

>> No.14542871

>>14542841
IT'S CHICKEN. YOU MORMON.

>> No.14542883

>>14537500
The pound of raw flour at the end really gets it

>> No.14542887

>91 / 12 / 68 / 1

Shit thread

>> No.14542892

>>14542887
nice contribution

>> No.14542895
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>>14542883
Fuck it if we're posting webms that have been seen a million times and getting thousands of replies then here, have the ultimate way to eat spaghetti.

>> No.14542902

>>14540696
>>14536598
neck yourself faggot

>> No.14542921

>>14542902
t. the dumbass lowercase ESL poster

>> No.14543124

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cpnNakMdvXk

>> No.14543164

>>14540696
Both are spelled gyro. It makes sense in written form.

>> No.14543194

>>14533730
top tier post anon, thanks for the laughs

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>>14533730
very funny

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>>14533078
I can just imagine that fucking thing squeaking

>> No.14543501

>>14542921
youre arguing with like 4 different people anon

>> No.14543767

>>14533730
Redpilled

>> No.14545468

>>14537500
>shards of pottery in my food
no thanks

>> No.14545527

>>14545468
The pottery is actually just chocolate. This is molecular gastronomy, which basically means making food that looks like it isn't food.

>> No.14547333

>>14536856
Wait until you start opening /ck/ and suddenly get the urge to eat. I e gained weight because of this board.

>> No.14547338

>>14538425
What are hot pads?

>> No.14547433

>>14547333
This board always disgusts me and makes me NOT want to eat. It has a way of making food look unappealing. If I want to get hungry for good food I'll watch David Chang's "Ugly Delicious", available now on Netflix.

>> No.14548886

>>14533730
i dont get it

>> No.14549063

>>14543164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkjxO9OVwNs

>> No.14549068

>>14533730
a good wholesome joke on 4ch. it's a wonderful day.

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>>14533758
>>14533914
>>14534810
>>14535930
>>14536564
>>14536586
>>14536856
>>14536922
>>14537462
>>14537614
>>14538398
>>14538676
>>14538843
>>14541593
>>14542067
>>14542175
>>14542830
>>14543194
>>14543213
>>14543767
>>14548886
>>14549068
>OH MY SCIENCE!!!!
>HE MADE A JOKE THAT DIDN'T INVOLVE RACISM, SEXISM, ABLEISM, MICROAGGRESSIONS, OR LGBTQIAP+PHOBIA
>YASS QUEEN SLAY!!!

>> No.14549135

>>14549121
i'm a racist sexist faghater. nothing wrong with a lighthearted chuckle.

>> No.14549138

>>14549121
His joke was kind of stupid and people overreacting to it is also dumb, but you're still a faggot man. No way around it.

>> No.14549750

>>14537500
how can you be looking at it all recording it witha phone and not feel retarded is a mistery to me
so cringy

>> No.14549755

>>14549750
>mistery

>> No.14549763

>>14549121
Oh look you mass replied to everyone and I didn't read your post at all, you're just a fucking loser kek

>> No.14550461

>>14537876
Put the goddam lotion in the basket

>> No.14550480

>>14542895
The American way means to do away with all culture and just niggerize everything to its lowest, where only they feel comfortable existing, in a world devoid of finery, only drive through after drive through.

>> No.14550495

>>14533078
Does anyone have the pizza guy cooking take out pizza and he uses garbage cardboard and trash to put on the oven for the fire BESIDE the pizza, I need the link or the Webm please.

It looked like maybe south America or Mexico.

>> No.14550498

>>14550480
>using a racial slur to describe a webm that clearly shows a white person
If anything, this is crackerizing.

>> No.14550499

>>14540895
Go back

>> No.14550599

>>14550495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4
pizza do macaco

>> No.14550603

>>14533078
>tfw your chicken gets gimbal locked and burns to a crisp

>> No.14550727

>>14550599
I want to say thank you Anon. I've been wanting this again for about 6 months. All the best :)

>> No.14550737 [DELETED] 

>>14550498
No niggerize means to take down to its lowest form eg Detroit has been niggerize or the man has arrived late his behaviour is niggardly.

The Germans fought against the Americans in WW2 and called America a niggerized nation.

>> No.14550948

>>14533730
came here to post this

>> No.14550976

>>14550948
Sure you did.

>> No.14550987

>>14533730
Why the fuck is this board so pozzed now?

>> No.14551009

>>14549121
you're just mad you didn't think of it first

>> No.14551146

>>14550987
I've noticed a bunch of people complaining about racism and asking why their spaced out posts are shit and they are being told to go back.

I believe there is an influx of Reddit Niggers and also a massive amount of Poos who are not working and have access to the internet are shitting up the place. Sir.

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>>14533730
we did it reddit

>> No.14551257

>>14551146
Spaced out posts, huh? Like the one you just made.
>when you try and call people reddit and accidentally out yourself as reddit in the process
Big yikes.

>> No.14551383

>>14551257
Two paragraphs. Yeah OK Mario.

>> No.14551787

>>14533730
Get the fuck out of here.

>> No.14551945

I feel like that's a terrible way to cook. The heat would take forever to penetrate to the core of the food.

>> No.14552164

>>14533078
This is no time for caution.

>> No.14552211

>>14534298
ezekyal.

>> No.14552615

>>14551146
The decline in /ck/ quality is especially noticeable over the past year. This place has too many normalfags now.

>> No.14552622

>>14533730
kek

>> No.14552631

>>14552615
It's spelled normies you idiot.

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>>14533078
>No - no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea.

>> No.14553696

IDW DA NYA

>> No.14553831

>>14549121
your entire life is a mistake but this gif is hilarious

>> No.14554022

>>14533730
ha

>> No.14554051

>>14537500
Is it possible to do molecular gastronomy without being a pretentious hipster about it?

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>>14533730

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>>14533730
Aahahaha btfo!

>> No.14554094

>>14535957
massively underrated post

>> No.14554096

>>14554051
No, the whole concept of molecular gastronomy is carefully crafted to make plebs recoil and complain about pretentiousness.

>> No.14554101

>>14533730
massively underrated post

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>>14533730

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>>14533730
Fuggin kek

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>>14533730
very good lad

>> No.14555743

>>14533730
based

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>>14533730

>> No.14556085
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>>14533730
kek

>> No.14556135

>>14537500
>paying a gorillion dollars for the fancy experience
>choose to watch the entire thing through your phone camera
You could have just watched somebody else go there for free if you wanted to see it on your phone.

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14556214

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>> No.14556287

>>14537500
I ordered food, not a fucking Jackson Pollock painting

>> No.14556290

>>14533960
You should write for family guy, with that rapier wit.

>> No.14556326

>>14556290
This post reminds me of that time I wrote for Family Guy.
>cut to me sitting at a typewriter writing a script
>suddenly a chicken bursts into the room and I engage him in an epic 15 minute long battle that spans the entire city

>> No.14557361

>>14533730
nice one :-)

>> No.14558003

>>14556287
>get an expensive reservation at a restaurant known for a very specific type of food
>bitch and moan about them giving you exactly what they said they would

If you don't want it, DON'T EAT THERE. Plenty of other people will buy instead.

>> No.14558047 [DELETED] 

>>14537500
Someone should call the IRS on that place, I'm convenience that place got be a money laundering front.

>> No.14558061

>>14537500
Totally not a money laundering front, honestly I hope someone calls the IRS on them.

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14558062

>>14533730

kek

>> No.14558063

>>14533078
This would dry the chicken out

>> No.14558498

>>14558047
>>14558061
Yikes

>> No.14558511

>>14533730
amazing

>> No.14558679

>>14537500
I would still pay to eat at Alinea at least once.

>> No.14558689

>>14558679
it's ok, not worth the money

>> No.14558768

>>14558689
That sucks. Have been to the Aviary, and it was breddy good

>> No.14558832

>>14558768
What's the Aviary?

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>> No.14560201

So much same-fagging in this thread, the joke is not even funny.

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>>14533730

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>>14533078

>> No.14560952

>>14560201
You just wish you made it.

>> No.14561120

>>14533730
Have a (you) on me

>> No.14561123

>>14550727
I’m mad at you for asking for it, I’m mad at him for posting it, and I’m mad at me for watching it

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I wish I've had clever jokes and that people would notice them

>> No.14562856

>>14558832
His bar in Chicago. They serve Alinea-style appetizers and have crazy cocktails that are good as fuck

>> No.14562890

>>14533730
kek

>> No.14562910

>>14533730
Banged head against bathroom wall while taking a dump, laughing so hard

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14562918

>>14561914
Just be yourself

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14562921

DO YOU SEE

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>>14533730

>> No.14563007

>>14536598
*smek*

>> No.14563019

>>14540281
I snorted. Had to wipe my nose.

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>>14533730
A good pun, have one on me

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>>14533730
I don't get it.

>> No.14563950

>>14536598
Fuck you

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14564048

>>14533730
It took me a second, but damn I lost

>> No.14565403

>>14542895
WHAT THE FUCK?

>> No.14567108

>>14565403
>adding three new video game boards in one week when they can barely manage one
They have got to be trolling at this point.

>> No.14568072

I don't get how /lit/ is significantly faster than /ck/. There is no way people read more than they eat.

>> No.14568160

>>14568072
You can just read the summary on Wikipedia and pretend you've read the book.

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>>14533078
What is being cooked in there?

>> No.14568259

>>14568251
....... maggots?

>> No.14568268

>>14568259
Just muscle doin its thang.

>> No.14568271
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>>14533730

>> No.14568466

>>14568160
That's what people do on /tv/

>> No.14568594
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14568594

>>14533730
put me in le screepcrab

>> No.14569140
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>>14533730

>> No.14570146

>>14568466
Nah, on /tv/ they just post dumb Sneed memes and are fucking stupid.
https://f.jump.wtf/2klzzi7.mp4

>> No.14570193

>>14549121
it's a legit clean well crafted joke. something to be appreciated.

>> No.14570198

>>14533730
gods speed carlos.

>> No.14570572

>>14570193
Frankly I can't see this thread having lasted very long if not for that joke. There just wasn't a lot to discuss.

>> No.14570781
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14570781

>>14533730

>> No.14570788

>>14549121
kys niggerfaggot

>> No.14570793

>>14558003
It's not even really food.

>> No.14570797

>>14554096
That seems kinda... pretentious.

>> No.14570808

>>14550480
This man is clearly Dutch.

>> No.14570832

>>14570781
>>14570788
>>14570793
>>14570797
>>14570808
Look at this retard who just discovered the thread and feels the need to respond to every single post that catches his attention, one post at a time, because while he is too dumb to realize how obvious he is, he at least has the self-awareness to realize that a big post in which he responds to all the relevant posts would be embarrassing. Even though he's not saying anything particularly interesting in any of these posts. He is just a very self-absorbed dude.

>> No.14570956
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>>14533730
third post best post, my goodness

>> No.14571029

>>14570956
What the fuck, this image scared me.

>> No.14571197
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>>14550498

>> No.14571200
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>>14561914
I feel you bro.

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>>14533730

>> No.14571516
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>>14533730

>> No.14571826

>>14568251
fuck you for posting this

>>14568259
it's someone stimulating mucsle with salt

fuckwit

>> No.14573399

Americans...

>> No.14573408

>>14573399
Prove it

>> No.14573440

>>14534492

Where we're going we wont need eyes to see !

>> No.14573453

>>14560196

Nice chicken smelter

>> No.14573506
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14573506

>>14533078
Step aside son

>> No.14573559
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14573559

>>14534492
>>14573440
CONGRATULATIONS! BOTH OF YOU GOT THE REFERENCE! WELL DONE!

>> No.14573690

>>14533730
Put me in screen cap omg based!

>> No.14575524

>>14560196
The frame rate on this is like 1.

>> No.14576467

>>14575524
Were you born after 2012? Sure sounds like it. Sorry cams were not 4k either ten years ago.

>> No.14576597

>>14549121
this is a pathetic reach

>> No.14578433

>>14550603
this wouldn't have happened if you used chicken quaternions

>> No.14579916

>>14550603
>>14578433
What?

>> No.14580743
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14580743

>>14533730
I want to react to your post with an image as well

>> No.14580781

>>14538387
Q Patriot Christian Maga VeggieTales

>> No.14582422

Bane?

>> No.14582884
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14582884

I can't tell what this is from the thumbnail so time to post it and find out.

>> No.14582897

>>14563917
Gyrometer. Google it

>> No.14582904

>>14533730
Good to see this post still around

>> No.14582905

>>14549121
seethe

>> No.14582929

>>14582904
I remember the good old days back when it was posted. Ahh, those were the days.

>> No.14583055
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14583055

>>14533730
Kek

>> No.14583063

>>14533730
Is this the most popular post in ck history?

>> No.14583074

>>14533730
Hehe

>> No.14583083
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14583083

>>14533730
lol

>> No.14583432

>>14533730
ITT: newfags

>> No.14583646

>>14540834
He's not doing well these days

>> No.14583656
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14583656

>>14533730
put me in the screencap rebbit

>> No.14583658

>>14533730
Fucking died

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14583659

>>14533730

>> No.14583670
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14583670

>>14533730
Alita

>> No.14583673
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14583673

>>14533730

>> No.14585155

>>14533730
king

>> No.14585179

>>14533730
This wasnt even that funny

>> No.14585377

>>14556214
kek

>> No.14585396

>>14542895
If I tried to do this I'd probably stab my throat with the scissors.

>> No.14585649

>>14533730
heh

>> No.14585654
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14585654

>>14533730

>> No.14585702

>>14533730
I'm laughing at the (You)s more than at the joke, but it's fine.

>> No.14585900 [DELETED] 

>>14535449
Nigger

>> No.14585925

>>14568251
F R E S H
genuinely made my mouth start watering

>> No.14585969

>>14537614
My dumb ass thought that was Tom Jones in the thumbnail.

>> No.14585977

>>14538764
I would order a burger with sprouts.

>> No.14586000

>>14542871
Idk, doesn't look like a chicken pizza to me.

>> No.14586244

>>14583083
Hahaha

>> No.14586275
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14586275

>>14533730
Lmao

>> No.14586305

Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind.

>> No.14586551

>>14533730
lost

>> No.14586581

>>14533730
Old joke but a good joke still

>> No.14586981

>>14586581
Yeah, that joke is 9 days old now. It's getting up there in age.

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14588660

>>14533730
>doing w

>> No.14588672

>>14583670
>>14583673
>>14588660
Even in a thread with some of the dumbest people on 4chan, the Alita fan manages to be the most mentally deranged one here. I don't know what it is about that movie and attracting literal braindead people.

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>>14588672

>> No.14589592

>>14556135
It might just be a reporter

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>>14533730

>> No.14589805

>>14579916
Gimbals with three axis can lose one degree of freedom (lose the ability to turn around one axis)

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>>14533730

>> No.14590261

>>14550599
DISCUSTING

>> No.14590289

>>14556135
They're paying for the bragging rights, not for experience.

>> No.14590325

>>14582884
Why would they prepare that in a fucking pizza box? That thing is going to get soggy and disgusting almost immediately.

>> No.14590335

>>14590325

It's a British "delicacy." Soggy and disgusting describes their entire cuisine.

>> No.14590345
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14590345

>>14533730
Thank you.

>> No.14590348

>>14537876
But that was her breakfast

>> No.14590352

>>14533730
THREAD IS OFFICALY PROTECTED /ck/ HERITAGE.
PLEASE PERMANENTLY STICKY MODS.

>> No.14590360

>>14542883
That was very clearly dry ice you blind retard.

>> No.14590804

>>14590335
Finally, the shoe is on the other foot and I get to call Americans obsessed. AHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.14590812

>>14590242
This creep keeps fucking going. Good grief.

>> No.14590813

>>14590804
You're so obsessed that you fantasize about calling us obsessed?

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>>14533730

>> No.14591118

>>14549121
Seething redditor larping as /pol/

>> No.14591129

>>14591118
/pol/ IS Reddit. It needs to be said.

>> No.14591139

>>14590812
I'm very happy you're enjoying my Alitas

>> No.14591141

>>14591129
Hello reddít!

>> No.14591148

>>14591139
>>14591141
>>>/pol/

>> No.14591157
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14591157

>>14591148
We showed those racists fellow gentlesir

>> No.14591762

>>14591157
If you said this to my face I would knock your fucking lights out.

>> No.14591946

>>14591762
No you wouldnt

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>>14591946

>> No.14592695

>>14591762
You'd probably need a stepstool.

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>>14592688

>> No.14593475

>>14533730
Basileus kai whatever the greek word for redpilled is

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14593589

>>14533730

>> No.14593643

>>14582884
looks disgusing

>> No.14593649

>>14533730
good man have a (You)

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14593666

>>14533730

>> No.14593677

>>14537500
The true art form os the disdain with which they serve this pair of phonefags their dusty fluff.

>> No.14593716

>>14561914
You might like a website called r*ddit, where you award points to users for comments that you thought of too. Then you can bask in how smart, original and totally funny you are just like everyone else!

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14593724

>>14533078
>10 days
>on /ck/
I must say, I am impressed

>> No.14593731

>>14533730
10 days and I still chuckle when I see this post. god damn, anon

>> No.14593747
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>>14533730

>> No.14594584

>>14582884
Do Americans really...

>> No.14594592

>>14593724
>>14593731
New here?

>> No.14594603

>>14534087
Fucking Event Horizon reference

>> No.14594615
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14594615

>>14533730
Based. Put my wife in the screencap.

>> No.14594658

I appreciate that post because it's funny, but it also informs. Many people were assuming the thing cooking was pizza, until that post cleared things up.

>> No.14594710

>>14594615
I always leave these posts out of the screencaps. Reddit shit.

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14594721

>>14533730

>> No.14594734

>>14594710
I go one step further, any time someone says "put me in the screencap" I don't make a screencap at all. See how they like that.

>> No.14594738
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14594738

>>14594710
>screencapping anything more than the first few posts and its excessive citations
I bet you do Z O O M E D W O R D S, just to post it on r/4chan.

>> No.14594740

>>14549121
extremely gay post

>> No.14594741
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14594741

>>14594734
4 u

>> No.14594745

>>14594741
Well, I'm glad this thread is going to die now.

>> No.14594785

>>14594738
Based

>> No.14594804

>>14533078
Not going anywhere with that fucking gyroscope

>> No.14594820

>>14570832
shut up, nigger

>> No.14594845

>>14533730
this is for (you)

>> No.14594849

>>14533730
old-ass joke but still a good one

>> No.14594929
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14594929

Your Dole Dippers, madam.

>> No.14595432

>>14594592
This thread is nothing but reddit tourists.

>> No.14595463

>>14586275
ah! Tacodemon!
lmao

>> No.14595525

>>14594592
Not at all honey, most threads don't last more than a few days here.

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>>14533730

>> No.14596494

>>14534003
Nope its an ez lock and drop u just poor

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14596498

>>14533730
nice

>> No.14596749

>>14595432
Redditourists. Heh.