/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14534176]

Fucking aye lads

Wid ye look a that

[Anonymous No.14534180]

>no irn bru

[Anonymous No.14534189]

It's so weird that America never got on board the "munchie box" train. You'd think this would be right up our fat alley.

[Anonymous No.14534198]

>>14534189
tons of pizza joints have app samplers which is basically the same thing. just a shit ton of deep fried whatever

[Anonymous No.14534205]

>>14534180

Irn Bru's just not the same since they had to change the recipe

[Anonymous No.14534322]

are those big ass pieces of bacon?

[Anonymous No.14534336]

>>14534176
Oi its gud to slap er in the tits rite like that innit but fer fuks sake ur nan keeps gettin uglier ever time me n me m8 alfie bend er kunt in half

[Anonymous No.14534356]

>>14534176

haven't lived in the UK for 9 years. a can of coke costs 79p?!??

[Anonymous No.14534399]

>>14534176
Wow, first time that none of it looked even good to me.

>>14534189
>It's so weird that America never got on board the "munchie box" train. You'd think this would be right up our fat alley.
I've always wondered the same. I've always been surprised that pizza takeouts didn't keep a fryer going since they often do have so few sides. You're lucky to get a salad offered. It's either breadsticks or cheese breadsticks. Nothing but an oven most places. This is why Italian restaurants are the preferred takeout for pizza. At least you can bring in some fresh rolls, not sticks, and a great salad.

As a South Floridian....oh,, we have our munchies covered though, every neighborhood has these places, from Blue Sky to the mom and pop places.
The FRITANGA. Out of Nicaragua, primarily, this place is the superior version of a munchie shop. Fried everything from whole fish to stuffed things to chunks of meat to be topped with pickled cabbages or onions, plus the usual extremely filling sides as well. For the price of one combo meal, you can go home and feed 6 people or just be a lardito.

[Anonymous No.14534404]

>>14534399

[Anonymous No.14534435]

>>14534399
>Wow, first time that none of it looked even good to me.
Same, I'm pretty sure it's a) the egg rolls throwing me off and b) the lack of kebab meat

[Anonymous No.14534450]

>>14534176
>deepfried
>overcooked
>pizza place
do bongs really?

[Anonymous No.14534490]

Only thing that pisses me off as an American is the logistics of the packaging:
>Here's the cheapest garbage in the restaurant
>Shove it all in a pizza box for some reason

That's what happens when you let foreigners make bad imitations of western food.

[Anonymous No.14534891]

>>14534176
this picture makes me want to drink 3 litres of water

[Anonymous No.14535049]

>>14534176
>They trialled munchy boxes in some places
>Melbourne soyboy hipsters complained they were too unhealthy
>Nowhere sells them anymore incase they offend some limp wristed southerner

[Anonymous No.14535061]

Were the Irish the first americans

[Anonymous No.14535119]

>>14535061

>Irish

[Anonymous No.14535124]

>>14534189

F'real, I'd eat the shit out of this fat too often. Ugh, why we no has?!

[Anonymous No.14535790]

>>14534176
>no IRN BRU
you had ONE job

[Anonymous No.14535829]

>>14534176
Do they have larger ones?

[Anonymous No.14535856]

>>14535829
You can get the triple munchie box.
It's 3 regular munchie boxes.

[Anonymous No.14536263]

for me, its the humble HSP

[Anonymous No.14537160]

>>14534356
probably cost £1 at the takeaway place desu, they always mark that shit up
price on the can is RRP so they can (and do) do that

[Anonymous No.14537755]

>>14534176
Wish they had these everywhere

[Anonymous No.14537765]

Nice entre bro. what's the main?

[Anonymous No.14537770]

>>14534176
Why does everything look so salty?

[Anonymous No.14537780]

>>14537770
Issa salt delivery system when u drunk

[Anonymous No.14537789]

>>14535049
should try selling 3L bottles of semen in melbourne

[Anonymous No.14538677]

>>14534399

>I've always been surprised that pizza takeouts didn't keep a fryer going since they often do have so few sides.

A commercial deep-fryer is an expensive, maintenance-intensive appliance that increases safety risks in a kitchen. It would also require a grease trap to be installed if one isn't already present.

You ought to wonder instead why so many pizzerias offer menu items or pizza toppings that require additional appliances and supply chains, such as fried foods, burgers, etc. There's a lot of cost involved in operating a full kitchen just for side items and toppings, unless they are trucked in prepared and simply reheated, as the chains do.

If you have a pizza oven (which themselves are bulky and expensive) and cold storage/prep you can offer plenty of variety without having to resort to kids menu items and meme toppings. Your food will not only be cheaper with higher profit margins it'll be healthier too.

[Anonymous No.14538712]

>>14534176
u wot m8

[Anonymous No.14538713]

>>14534189
I'm going to take this idea and run with it

[Anonymous No.14538717]

Why are Scotts like this?

[Anonymous No.14538807]

>>14538677

In California bay area, a lot of the older ma and pa places have deep fryers for fried chicken.

They also use them to make potato wedges, onion rings, deep fried mushrooms, etc.

[Anonymous No.14538836]

>>14534189
Don't they have 'garbage plates'?

[Anonymous No.14538849]

>>14534205
Because of the sugar tax? Those absolute bureaucrat cunts

[Anonymous No.14538959]

>>14534176
>that bright red "BBQ" sauce that you get from Chinese takeaways

[Anonymous No.14539015]

>>14534189
This, I've seriously considered opening up a munchie box place that also offers drinks and various dips. I have trouble seeing how it wouldn't be a success.

[Anonymous No.14539027]

>>14538836
It's only one fucking place. Pic related. I work with a guy from Rochester, NY. He was telling me about it, that it's world famous. Also he has some weird, white hot dogs shipped to him from there.

[Anonymous No.14539122]

>>14536263
On ya mate,
Hsp is king.

[Anonymous No.14539144]

>>14534176
>all that salty food
>only comes with a regular-sized can of coke

[Anonymous No.14539417]

>>14534180
>irn bru
Threadly reminder.

[Anonymous No.14539422]

fucking hell, euro third-worlders are gross as fuck

[Anonymous No.14539496]

>>14534322
looks like a chinkie munchie box, so spare ribs i would guess

[Anonymous No.14539518]

>>14534180
>tfw my store stopped selling it
Sucks being a burger desu

[Anonymous No.14539526]

>>14539417
>A'M OAN DAH RAG, STICK IT IN ME DUMPAH!

[Anonymous No.14539544]

>>14539417
This one and pic related always get me

[Anonymous No.14539548]

>>14539417
Even as a Scot and a soft nationalist i always chuckle at this

[Anonymous No.14539776]

>>14534176
Where the fuck do you find shit like this in cali? Asking for a friend

[Anonymous No.14539914]

>>14534176
Yo got you loicence for this munchie box?

[Anonymous No.14540452]

>>14534399
>>14538677
South Florida bro, I think in your case it's because they don't want to compete with the Fritanga's. Other anon, I have never encountered a ma and pa pizzeria in Central Florida that doesn't offer knots (rolls), wings, and fries. There's one in the next town over that's got a an ice cream parlor attached to it. The cost of offering these items must be worth it to them. Also, where do you live that has pizzerias selling burgers? Some of ours sell sandwiches warmed in the pizza ovens, but I've never seen burgers on a pizza menu.

[Anonymous No.14540471]

>>14534189
They do have them
They are called platters

[Anonymous No.14540476]

>>14536263
What are the sauces?

[Anonymous No.14540910]

>>14534450
>pizza place
>implying only pizza places use pizza boxes