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>> No.14559658
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just gonna sneak in a bit of jack over here

>> No.14559662
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a little quick jacking then I'll be done

>> No.14559666

Those heady days of two-armed Ja/ck/...

>> No.14559667
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come in close
look at that

>> No.14559668

Just microwave it bro

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oh my gosh, you guys ~~

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warning: contents has dangerous levels of chocolate, jack with caution.

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I have tried this one out, it 100% works great

>> No.14559691
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fortune favors the bold

>> No.14559696
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keep calm and jack on

>> No.14559698

Oof, you really wanna do those outside. His whole house must have stunk for weeks.

>> No.14559703

looks good but all that fucking oil, meh
heard you like oil so i cooked your oil with oil and blended some oil to sit it on with a touch of oil ontop
no wonder jews and pakis are fat

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perhaps longer than that

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pour out some juice for this bird

>> No.14559754

Probably the smell of Jack getting into a hot bath with some Knorr stockpots

>> No.14559803

these are some rare jacks, friend

>> No.14559827

How much you wanna bet all he did after was wipe off the dryer with a paper towel and give it back to tammy

>> No.14559831
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he probably also had her sit on his face

>> No.14559842

why is he like this?

>> No.14559869
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>all these hot Ja/ck/s

>> No.14559872

based piggers

>> No.14559893
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>> No.14560008

anyone have the webm of some faggot dabbing grease from his pizza and some fat bastard chowing down on burgers

>> No.14560018

do you think Jack fancies himself a pitmaster

>> No.14560036

Werner Herzog should narrate every webm thread on /ck/.

>> No.14560043

Why is he so comfy, bros?

>> No.14560050

Let me guess, in the audio version it's the Seinfeld theme.

>> No.14560066

Why is he so incapable?

>> No.14560211
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Wtf JACK has a woman and I cant even get a fucking date???

>> No.14560217

He has two sons anon

>> No.14560220

Goddammit I am a few months from achieving wizard status and I'm genuinely freaking out about it

>> No.14560268
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>> No.14560271

I dont believe you got a real jar of official Jack's Salsa

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>> No.14560284
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>scissors on the tomatoes

You know what, not a bad idea

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>> No.14560289
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Go shag a prozzie

>> No.14560291

I'd rather have wizard powers than have chlamydia

>> No.14560295

>The Virgin Nibbler VS. The Chad Devourer

>> No.14560329

You don’t raw dog a hooker, stupid. No wonder you’re still a virgin, you lack even basic critical thinking skills.

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>> No.14560348

if you've only had sex with a condom, you're still a virgin anyway

>> No.14560353

>by reshawn
>white hands

>> No.14560370

That’s true, but at least you’ve practiced. If I was a virgin at his age I’d want to practice on a whore before I attempted actual sex. Plus you have to admit that even though with a condom you’re not truly having sex, you’d still smack the shit out of your girl if you walked in on her getting it doggy style from some dude wearing a rubber.

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>> No.14561201

>Blood just pouring out when cut
Jesus fucking Christ, isn't cooking their job??

>> No.14561204
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Is this the Jack thread?

>> No.14561208

I double dog dare you to drink the marinade

>> No.14561209
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jesus christ

>> No.14561232

his girlfriend's husband is the one actually making the recipe

>> No.14561267

>be nasty prostitute
>ew get away from me
I'm pretty sure other people would say the same thing to her if they knew her job.

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>> No.14561501

Wouldn't the beef be horribly overcooked this way? Traditional wellington is already hard enough with a whole roast.

>> No.14561510
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Never cook British food the traditional way, their cooks had no idea what they were doing

>> No.14561517

What the fuck

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Jesus crust fuck my eyes
this compression is disgusting

>> No.14561537

Why would you ever waste time doing this. This is a good webm thread

>> No.14561568

Do you fucking retards really believe this horseshit? No wonder you are all wizards

>> No.14561617

fuck i want cream cheese, salsa and chips now

>> No.14561639

Uhhhhhh.... Buddy? That's myoglobin, not blood sweatie.

>> No.14561659

Oh, I get why they're such shit cooks.
They're a*glo.

>> No.14561717

i only come to this board for a nice dose of ja/ck/
thank you anons, may you swim forever in his salsa

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>> No.14561852

cool shit, but i wonder how "fragile" it is. if i could take it on a hike or something and not have to be worried it'll pop in my backpack, that'd be great.
also it'd be really nice if it wasn't expensive, but i bet there's not much chance of that.

>> No.14561869

It's akin to those dishwasher detergent packets, but thinner. They don't travel well and ambient air humidity ruins their integrity. Plus, the costs of farming and processing the algae, and the patent costs, make it stupidly expensive compare to just filling a bottle up from a tap.

>> No.14561885

figures. neat idea otherwise.

>> No.14561908

Looked good until he cut it open. Garbage can.

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>> No.14561949

thats shawarma you dumb cunt

>> No.14561956

what is it with these cancerous off topic OPs?

>> No.14561969

did he just point out that it was "award winning salsa"?

>> No.14562207
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Yeah also that it's not actually 'his' salsa

>> No.14562596

I wonder how much they charge. Price for the ingredients is likely below 1 cent:
1/2 tsp Agar: 0.5-1 cents
Water: 0.0001 cent
Wagecuck: 5 cents

>> No.14562715
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This thread has about 30ish posts total with all the jack shit filtered.... Anyone want to share their md5 jack filters?

>> No.14562723

>filtering jack

Why bully a disabled man who likes to cook?

>> No.14562742

[email protected]

>> No.14562969

>pigs catching pigs

>> No.14563065


she does the tongue thing like he does

im puking

>> No.14563109

I'm amazed he didn't just chuck the turkey into the fryer and let the steam blow all of the oil out.

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>> No.14563201

right? That just seems like a stupid fucking waste of time. All those extra steps(that probably total over 2 hours, if you did the gravy the night before) for something that would have taken at MOST 40 minutes...

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>> No.14563451

you'd also need a container for them unless you enjoy lint covered balls

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>> No.14563511

Hadn't seen a webm that made me gag this hard in a while

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>> No.14563520

It doesn't even look any more appealing than regular mashed potatoes with gravy

>> No.14563528
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so retarded

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Honestly cute

>> No.14563582

>deglacing a non stick pan

>> No.14563623

>glenlivet plastered all over it
>bartender mixing a cocktail
based brainlet

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>> No.14563656

gr15 will never die, horsefucker

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>> No.14564055

damn that looks good

>> No.14564526

jackpan two sword style

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King of /ck/

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>> No.14565071

>cooking with jack
>pouring pre-made cheesecake filling into a pre-made pie crust

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>> No.14565354

I like how you can't read the text at the end at all because they didn't give it a black outline.

>> No.14565367

How do you fuck this up?

>> No.14565382

I love how this one goes to shit immediately. Most of these at least start competently.

>> No.14565388

Who the absolute FUCK eats this?

>> No.14565400

Fat "people"

>> No.14565405


What kind of retarded faggot eats pizza with a knife and fork?

>> No.14565448

Why does egg explode?

>> No.14565452

Jihadi chikens

>> No.14565463


Thanks, now I'm not hungry anymore.

>> No.14565666

Only queers can't use utensils

>> No.14566286
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Pretty sure that was supposed to be for a "level 1" romantic dinner too. There are no other levels

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>> No.14566313

The salsa pour reminds me of how I shit, the day after binge drinking

>> No.14566327

that's what happens when you put salt on your egg

>> No.14566328

Based. Whiskey is trash shit for hicks

>> No.14566354

I think you're the one who got filtered

>> No.14566381

>The recipe is a secret
Whip up egg whites
Fold yolks in

>> No.14566382

Here is a rare jack:

>> No.14566393

Is he ever gonna get his arm back, bros?

>> No.14566394

>lamecock football

>> No.14566427
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It's dead, Jim.

>> No.14566453

Heavy is is the head that wears the BK crown.

>> No.14566527

Holy smokes. Got the follow up of him eating it?

>> No.14566544

Are those shaved almonds.

>> No.14566560

Big air bubble just popped

>> No.14566566

I'd rather sniff aunt Myrna's string, than eat her string beans

>> No.14566607

How can he be so fucking bad at everything he does?! It's astonishing

>> No.14566662

Do you honestly think that Jack has ever properly followed the rehab exercise program that he's been given after his strokes?

>> No.14566669
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Jesus christ this shit should be a bannable offense.

>> No.14566831

His arm belongs to Jesus, now.

>> No.14566833

>as he posts jack tier cooking

>> No.14566840

Who doesn't?

>> No.14566842

Excuse you, they're called Americans.

>> No.14566848

0/10 bait

>> No.14566876
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Based Henry IV bro

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>> No.14566909
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>> No.14567012

I love this video

>> No.14567042

Is he resting his phone where the meat was???

>> No.14567061

Where else is he gonna put it?

>> No.14567089

I never thought how the 'rona really affected these cooks.

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Best kek today,
thank you kind stranger

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>> No.14567954

That ain't blood, that steak was a beautiful medium-rare.

>> No.14567959

Fuck, my eyes! The compression...it is so shit...

>> No.14567973

I would do a longer marinade personally.

>> No.14567991

Very garbage.

>> No.14568004
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I realized after I made it and made another
here you go friend

>> No.14568017

what did he do wrong here?

>> No.14568043
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>grabbing the pig by its ears...

>> No.14568053

>tastes so bad they want you to swallow it whole
alchies seethe

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>> No.14568538

it's charred outside and raw inside.

>> No.14568635

>placing phone into the meat trash

>> No.14568753

Late night drunk Kenji cooking is kino if you can disregard the fat ass wheezing and chewing sounds as he's trying to stay quiet

>> No.14568768

Actual retard.

>> No.14568862
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>That comically large spring

>> No.14568875

What would you do differently though? I'm not a cook. I just come here to watch food webms

>> No.14568888

try this with bbq sauce for an ultimate poverty-tier snack on the go

>> No.14569038

you gotta use the less sharp part of the blade, which usually faces you, to knock in a circular way around the coconut
using the sharp, cutting part of the blade just won't work

>> No.14569049

Hammer a nail into the holes to drain it, then stick the claw end of the hammer into one and wrench it open

>> No.14569076

Must have just gotten out of prison

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>> No.14569642

>that miserable amount of salt and pepper at the start

>> No.14569690

based eggman

>> No.14569699

im sure those herbs gave a lot of flavor to the marinade

>> No.14569709

I'm surprised they didn't light the pigs on fire.

>> No.14569713

>going through the trouble to cook all this

cooking is for fags

>> No.14570040

I can only imagine that when she uses those asian squat-over-a-hole toilets, she would fill it so much that she'd be sitting by the end.

>> No.14570043

Is this the guy who's Kojima's Good-Alignment twin?

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>> No.14570140

golly this sure does chip at my will to live

>> No.14570179

It looks like necrosis is setting in.

>> No.14570644

Just pop it up your butt

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>> No.14570689

Yeah I like his videos but he needs to stop recording before he tries to eat the piping hot food that is impossible to eat.

>> No.14570755

Whenever I think British cuisine I think gelled eel.

>> No.14570771

God is dead and we have killed him.

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>> No.14570791

>instant ramen
We've gone full circle.

In all honestey though besides the dumb fucking jars this one is okay.

>> No.14570814

I want to see jack do this.

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>> No.14570872

Where is this from?

>> No.14571048

Super size vs Super skinny.

Hilarious show, they force feed anorexics takeaways and bully them for feeling ful after a few bites.

>> No.14571092

I'm just wondering what the skinny meant with
>2k calories
>1.3k calories
> -2.5 days

>> No.14571103

2k calories RDA for women
She eats 1.3k/day
So over the course of a week she is lacking the equivalent of 2.5 day's worth of calories.

>> No.14571114

I feel like swallow my load therapy could go a way to rectifying this poor woman's illness.

>> No.14571121

>huge bagel bite thing
I burned the roof of my mouth just watching this

>> No.14571147

Haircut suggests military service

>> No.14571156

The kinds who thing chicago deep dish is pizza

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why tho

>> No.14571194

God I wish that was me

>> No.14571235

Get it removed, dude. What the fuck.

>> No.14571239

Yeah, I'm starting to swell up.

>> No.14571241

>not naming the file "asian street meat"

>> No.14571278

Lol, is this what the end of those blacked films looks like?

>> No.14571301

Did he fugg them afterwards?

>> No.14571305

You're a bad person for putting this image in my head.

>> No.14571364

fuck you i just wasted 2 minutes watching that and it annoyed me the entire time

>> No.14571366

The texture of that steak looks terrible

>> No.14571835

Pastry looked undercooked or soggy as shit underneath the steak

>> No.14571921

I work on a farm this is very common and doesn't hurt the pig

>> No.14572056

He is super gay

>> No.14572216

"Don't be a jerky, fry that turkey." - King of Town, 2007

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>> No.14572408

good old british TV kek

>> No.14572430

Is that a flash frozen peach?

>> No.14572580
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>> No.14572710

How the fuck does she stay so thin?

>> No.14572719

bingeing and purging, or snake diet

>> No.14572740

She has a disease.
Her metabolism is super fast, probably gonna die before her 50s due to "old age."
I wish someone would take her to America and make her eat like that in front of an audience of seething fatties.

>> No.14572751

I'm doing omad keto and am in my 3rd 72h fasts every weekend and she's spiking her insulin way too high for normal fasting to have an effect.

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>> No.14572849

4chan, of course.

>> No.14573304

What a basic bitch tier video. This guy is supposed to be a good cook?

>> No.14573311

would you eat it, bros?

>> No.14573355

Sure, and constructive criticism doesn't hurt men.

>> No.14573416

i want to punch this faggot in the face

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>> No.14574674

Why do these things always ramp up to retarded levels?
>batch of perfectly good meatballs in a sauce
>suddenly buns, I mean, okay I guess
>No, the meatballs actually go on the buns because fuck you
>pour sauce on top so it's now a soggy mess
>bun on top
>fucking dip
it's all so tiresome

>> No.14574677
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>breast meat
baked to shit

>> No.14574773

Man, who smashes whiskey down like that?
You gotta sip. Fuck that.

>> No.14574779

You sip bourbon, you chug whiskey

>> No.14574797
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>never tried whiskey

My ass. EVERY Korean i've ever met partied like a mother fucker.

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>> No.14574812

What is this from

>> No.14574823

this looks like shit

>> No.14574830
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but can he do this?

>> No.14574837

>It's akin to those dishwasher detergent packets
those have a distinct taste though

>> No.14574939
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It looked at me

>> No.14575007

why would carno-niggers even care if it gets hurt

>> No.14575019
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Why would he not have that removed? Looks like a ten-minute job.
I get that he probably gets lots of attention with it but it has to be in the way for all sorts of things all the time too.

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>> No.14575074

This is the guy that every e-celeb wont shut up about?

>> No.14575083

How dare they rape a filet like this

>> No.14575099

Why even bother. He might as well eat them as they are

>> No.14575116
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Don't worry so much about sex.
Work on having a decent social life with friends with similar interests and sex will eventually follow. There may be exceptions such as if those interests are almost entirely woman-excluding, but otherwise you should just relax, stop thinking about all women as potential sex partners, and let things happen.
Have some after work beers with coworkers or join an amateur baseball team or photography club or whatever it is you like. Or some sort of cooking club maybe.
But do it to be social, not to get laid.

>> No.14575126

Definitely too fragile for that.
You'll just have to buff up and carry those extra 30 grams of plastic you get with a bottle.

>> No.14575151

I'm not entirely sure about these videos. Specifically, I don't know if I hate the Koreans or just the person who writes the subtitles.
I definitely hate someone involved with this shit.

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>> No.14575245

Epic cheesy volcano fried rice
> super wordy and doesn't rhyme
> doesn't even look like a volcano
Creampied fried rice
> has a rhyme, and a nice mouthfeel
> looks like someone spunked on the rice

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>> No.14575256

Does anyone have the audio of the chad? I want to hear the beastly moans and screams.

>> No.14575264


Sadly it's all background noise, you can't hear his primal grunts

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but why

>> No.14575305
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Same reason as this

>> No.14575609

you did not answer the question

>> No.14575614
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I think I did

>> No.14575628

will the world ever become aware of chinese brutality?

>> No.14575634
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Get Ja/ck/ed

>> No.14575643

>when u survive a car crash in china and then get picked up by your ears and get taken to a slaughterhouse
it's a hard life for a pig in china

>> No.14575644

now this i understand. missing the tomato soup, though.

>> No.14575677
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one day

>> No.14576008

guy you're replying to, been looking for this for a while, thanks

>> No.14576371

Why not just fucking take a scissor to it???
Its not like youre gonna bleed to death from your fucking wrist

>> No.14576663

where is barneyfag when you need him

>> No.14576727

s-stop it

>> No.14576826
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Kill yourself

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>> No.14577014

incredibly based

>> No.14577025

So, i just googled jack scalfani. Top of search list is a site called downwithjackscalfany.wordpress.
Never searched for him before, only watch webms on here so cant be googles algorithm for me. I know hes an asshole but is he really this widely hated. if so, fucking lol

>> No.14577035

intermittent fasting

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>> No.14577105

Lunatic! WTF

>> No.14577108

i like binesauce jool :DDD xD

>> No.14577174


possibly my all time fav webm

>> No.14577292

veal is so great

>> No.14577504

Was it too much pepper?

>> No.14577517

There is a 100% chance that page author was a Ja/ck/ thread poster. Would be interesting to know why he stopped entirely with it but still keeps it up.

>> No.14577526

That would be a certainty not a chance, my ESL friend.

>> No.14577531

What is your problem, faggot?

>> No.14577542

Just trying to help you with your English.

>> No.14577545

No you're not, faggot.

>> No.14577629

but does it taste like armpit

>> No.14577654

Couldn't be, it's gelatinous inside!

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>> No.14577872
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that webm is a few years old.

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>foamy on the inside

>> No.14578438

Either had the temperature too high or maybe had it over the fire. A properly smoked pork roast will have some jiggle from the fat rendering down and will want to fall apart just from handling it.

>> No.14578441

Asian finds baby birds. I saw it coming.

>> No.14578838

>Mozzarella is a square
Stop doing this please

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