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>>14580147

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>bird's eye view webms

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>> No.14580343

>>14580214
the abomination stares back at you

>> No.14580368

>>14580111
That fish looked like shit but I bet the ride is fun

>> No.14580373

>>14580305
HOW DOES HE EXIT THE STALL?

>> No.14580376

>>14580305
一体どうやって出てくるの?

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>> No.14580466

>>14580435
>salmonella starter pack

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>> No.14580632

>>14580435
Boiling in plastic surely can't be good...

>> No.14580640

>>14580435

I love Japanese food but that looks like shit

>> No.14580661

>>14580632
What the fuck do you think sous vide is then?

>> No.14580702

>>14580499
imagine the vinegary shits

>> No.14580718

>>14580111
I've flown so many times I can barely remember any landscape over another. it's all kind of the same after a while. I've even flown over the grand canyon and it's just eh

>> No.14580722

>>14580661
Yeah I think that's probably also bad for you unless you use a glass container or maybe special plastics.

Just cos sous vide exists, doesn't make it an argument for it being 'good'.

>> No.14580733

>>14580305
como se va a el abno a kagar?

>> No.14580759

>>14580722
There's so many kinds of plastic. If they boiled it in a bag it's food grade plastic. You can buy boil in a bag rice and sure it's shitty rice but it's not gonna harm you.

>> No.14580806

>>14580759
I have already acknowledged the existence of plastics that can work, so your not telling me anything new.

I also have no doubt you can find brands of boil in the bag rice worldwide that do NOT follow guidelines of using safe plastics.

So I dunno man, this particular presentation to me, looks a little suspect.

>> No.14580861

>>14580111
I worked for a restaurant that had a hot air balloon. It wasn't for dining on, just for advertisement. It got snagged on a TV tower and the 4 occupants fell 1,000 feet to their death. My sister's boyfriend at the time (we all worked at the restaurant) used to go with them a lot. That day he didn't, I forget why.

>> No.14580863

>>14580111
Fun idea but too expensive. The food won't be worth that kind of dosh and while the view is nice you'll get used to it after a few minutes.
Call me cheap but I'm thinking more like 100 Euros instead of 450.

>> No.14581047

>>14580451
damn why have I never thought of this

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>> No.14581353

>>14580861
https://www.upi.com/Archives/1990/12/11/Hot-air-balloon-crash-kills-four/4607660891600/
؟

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>> No.14581415

>>14580451
thats actually not that bad an idea

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>> No.14581431

>>14581151
Epic le le Epic xDXD

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>>14581431

>> No.14581538

>>14581403
i was gonna comment about how sad someone's life must be to eat out of zip-top bags but then i remembered i eat uncooked ramen in ziploc bags.
>>14581151
>lasagna enchiladas
no... that's enchiladas. it's literally 1 layer. enchiladas (shitty ones at that. so much damn tortilla compared to the filling). yeah, you usually go with a green or red sauce but that cheese doesn't make it a "lasagna". if anything, chese makes it more enchilada-y

>> No.14581549

>>14581469
where the fuck in the crunch in this crunchwrap?

>> No.14581569

>>14580499
Jesus

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>>14581353
yep that's it, good job anon

I just remembered a sweatshirt I still have, pic related. I didn't know any of the people that died, but RIP in peace I guess. Wow, 30 years ago...

>> No.14581579

>>14580111
I'd rather die, thanks

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>> No.14581634

>>14580118
Gross, imagine taking a bite threw gummy oily rice that falls apart into chicken... Also needs like 10x the ginger. Karage is mostly sold in bentos and is very ginger forward.

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>> No.14581673

>>14581631
>Aunt_Myrnas

Oh goddammit I just got Ja/ck/ed

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>>14581673
Heh... Nothing personnel, kiddo

>> No.14581683

>>14581655
If you live too long in Japan those 3 or for flavors get really old fast. Mirin, plum sauce, soy etc.. Korea is same, gochujang, pickles everwhere, that nasty white kimchi that they give with pizza order and fried chicken.. Lived in Korea and Japan for 6 years combined. You have to get Mcdonalds once in a while or just cook a lot at home.

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>>14581435

squeezy sauce bottles really aren't that expensive.. how fucking poor do you have to be to do something like that? Not to mention the nasty ass burnt plastic chemicals that are probably going into the sauce. What a dumb fuck idea.

>> No.14581938

>>14581065
VERY NO

>> No.14581970

>>14581615
RACISM

>> No.14581976

>>14581694
around japs never relax

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>>14581763

>> No.14582466

>>14581747
Why do people post this like it's some gotcha? It's low effort af

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>>14582466
It triggers cucks

>> No.14582760

>>14580214
>Do you llove me ffathheer?

>> No.14582768

>>14582521
why would you do this with bone in wings?

>> No.14582796

>>14580632
>Boiling in plastic surely can't be good...
*Puts on chemical engineering hat to go into an in depth explanation of polymer chains, thermal decomposition and the roll of catalysts in the forming process and how they change plastics.*

If the bag doesn't melt you're fine.

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>> No.14582837

>>14581631
aunt myrna is fucked in the head worse than jack
>>14581680
ohh yes jack daddy feed me your special salsa

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>>14582837

>> No.14582930

>>14580147
>animal style sauce
What's that?
Also sweet jesus no

>> No.14582937

>>14580214
I can hear it screaming

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>>14580718
Tell us more, about it.
>I've flown so many times

OP

>> No.14582946

>>14581065
I mean, I've seen worse ideas that full english toast-ravioli

>> No.14582950

>>14581306
I don't get it. Avocado has the taste and texture of butter, why would you later it so thick?

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>>14582946

>> No.14582966

>>14582930

something to do with in-and-out burger joints

>> No.14582967

>>14580305
como´}

>> No.14582977

>>14580147
Looks like this was a recipe from Jack

Also that slop reveal is dead cold. Why??

>> No.14582985

>>14581683
Was in Nebraska and had to go to subway just to get some vegetables in me. I like bbq and biscuits as much as the next guy, but I've never appreciated a mediocre sandwich more

>> No.14582996

>>14582825
ok, but why the vodka in the eggs?

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>>14582939

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>> No.14583027

>>14582939
Seems cool but not worth it unless you have enough money to piss away

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>>14582939
>tfw an auto-update crashes your fridge

>> No.14583523

>>14582796
You are a retard

>> No.14583525

>>14583492
OMG I need this!!

>> No.14583528

>>14581665
you know thats not the only thai street meat hes interested in

>> No.14583583
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>>14580451
>guac in a sack

>> No.14584083

>>14581763
I don't know it seems like a pretty handy last minute alternative. Just give the burnt plastic a good rinse before putting sauce through it.

>> No.14584096

>>14582939
do fridge magnets still work?

>> No.14584103

>>14581065
they dipped it in ketchup!?

>> No.14584108

these fucking overhead gif recipes are cancer stop fucking posting them you fucking losers

>> No.14584161

>>14583016
cans are lined with plastic on the inside. very bad idea.

>> No.14584178

>>14582503
Why does he fucking throw it in?

>> No.14584189

>>14580147
Is this supposed to be some comedy skit?

>> No.14584199

>>14582503
my heart jumped every time he threw it in there.

>> No.14584202

>>14580305
What kind of egg food is the nearest customer scarfing down?

>> No.14584249

>>14580863
>Call me cheap but I'm thinking more like 100 Euros instead of 450
A typical group balloon ride is about 200 Euros for a decent tour, so yes, adding a meal and wine shouldn't double the price - but 100 is unrealistic.

>> No.14584252

>>14582939
Would be good if you could view the inside of your fridge from your phone while you're out shopping, I often double up on things I have or forget things i need because i'm unorganised.

>> No.14584258

>>14580305
mais comment fait-il pour sortir??

>> No.14584273

>>14581747
just dont forget salt and pepper

>> No.14584279

>>14582857
that sticker triggered me more

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>>14584202
you can see more of it in the first part of the vid

>> No.14584339

>>14582527
i hate vids like this...all art no indication on ingredient amounts or cooking times/temps

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>>14584108

>> No.14584483

>>14581065
>cuts off crust

into the trash it goes

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>> No.14584523

>>14584279
Stickers on produce are edible.

>> No.14584539

>>14584161
This.
There's also no point to cooking on a can except for the novelty of it. You can get the same results from just roasting.

>> No.14584581

>>14581763
more about convenience than price you retard

>> No.14584714

>>14580118
>soy sauce
Chances of making this immediately went to 0

>> No.14584735

>>14580373
he cannot leave until all the eggs are gone. Thus is his curse.

>> No.14584746

>>14583492
is this a comedy skit or did somebody think that actually looks good

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>> No.14584766

>>14580435
Why do the Japanese feel the need to put as much estrogen into their meals as possible

>> No.14584774

>>14580451
I know the Lord tells us not to be prideful but good golly that looks bad

>> No.14584813

>>14580435
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>> No.14584818

>>14581306
Stopmotion cooking makes me livid, the fact that the food sucks doesn't help

>> No.14584825

>>14581420
Why are burgers so bad at making burgers

>> No.14584833
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>>14584813
It's one of the world's most popular cuisines though

>> No.14584836

>>14581420
thats a patty melt, not a burger.

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>> No.14584888

>>14584833
>"""Chinese Cuisine"""
That term is about as much as a fucking meme as """American Cuisine""". The PRC genuinely expects you to believe that their bloated and tearing at the seams mish-mosh of cultures somehow all fits under one name.

>> No.14584893

>>14584833
>YouGov
Literally clickbait trash stats.

>> No.14584896

>>14580305
Hur lämnar han båset?

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>>14584876
>this is what amerilards eat
KEK

>> No.14584966

>>14582996
Helps keep the batter light by evaporating quickly in the fryer. Same reason people sometimes use carbonated water or beer.

>> No.14585054

>>14580305
golly, that's a lot of eggs.

>> No.14585106

>>14581538
What are you in fucking prison?

>> No.14585152
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Greetings from /o/

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>> No.14585291

>>14580305
Mas como é que ele sai do castelo?

>> No.14585303

>>14580759
>sure it's shitty rice but it's not gonna harm you
Maybe not physically...

>> No.14585310

>>14581065
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you fags, this shit looks great.

>> No.14585320

>>14585152

Better than the shit jack makes.

>> No.14585324

>>14582939
can it display pornhub?

>> No.14585354

>>14582825
holy based

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>>14580702
how the fuck would you describe vinegary shits?

>> No.14585379

>>14584876
this would be completely different if they only used good cheese

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>>14581763
>Not to mention the nasty ass burnt plastic chemicals that are probably going into the sauce
imagine the vinegary shits

>> No.14585408

>>14585392
i can't help but think she's sitting on a bucket and pooing it out as she eats

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>>14584876
>black nail paint
what are the odds she's also fat and gross?

>> No.14585540

>>14585291
ele nunca sai

NUNCA

>> No.14585635

>>14584714
imagine being afraid of a few tablespoons of soy sauce lmfao

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>> No.14585914

>>1458142 call me crazy but is that a burger on banana bread, with peanut butter, nutella and jelly on top? why would you ever think to do this?

>> No.14586034

>>14585375
:(

>> No.14586070

>>14580305
Jak on stamtąd może wyjść?

>> No.14586078

>>14582939

Can I play skyrim on it?

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>>14584766
more asian femboys

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>>14584108

>> No.14586705

>>14580111
>the unique thing about the hot air balloon restaurant is
well that its in a hot air balloon obviously
>that they use the hot air from the balloon to cook food
i guess but

>> No.14586753

>>14580466
That was chicken. Not salmon. Perfectly safe.

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>> No.14586778

>>14585408
i wish my face was in that bucket

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>>14581420
>Beetus burger.

>> No.14586795

>>14586779
As much as I like mocking the bloated mess that Ramsey is now, I do love cooking steaks this way. It's impossible to fuck up.

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>>14586766
... ew

>> No.14586839

>>14584825
The real question is, why do foreigners keep going to burgerland to eat burgerbad burgers?

>> No.14586850

>>14580451
>>14583583
Talk about a guacjob.

>> No.14586894

>>14585215
what the fuck

>> No.14586956

>>14585375
:(

>> No.14586994

>>14586779
i feel like they just top-down stop-motioned that one matty matheson video about steak. not like he owns it or anything, but this is like the same steps, same order, same details. just in a gay facebook-tier format

>> No.14587042

>>14580435
This has to be a joke, that's why they don't show anyone actually eating it. Straight boiling or at least steaming the chicken would be better.

>> No.14587084

>>14580661
Hipster garbage. And most people use glass jars retard.

>> No.14587092

>>14587084
poor detected

>> No.14587226

>>14580435
>no seasoning
>whyte peepole

>> No.14587233

>>14580451
i'm doing this

>> No.14587236

>>14584083
Alright Gordon back to /MLP/ with you.

>> No.14587277

>>14582996
Molecular cohesion

>> No.14587284

>>14580661
sous vide isn't boiled, dipshit.

>> No.14587287

>>14587284
>Cooking something while immersed in heated water
Sounds like boiling to me.

>> No.14587290

>>14584161
What shit hole country do you come from that puts plastics in their cans?

>> No.14587310

>>14587287
No more than chocolate is boiled in a double boiler. The water is heated, then the heat of the water is transferred to the contents of a different container. That's all a sous vide really is, when it comes down to it: an excessively expensive and complicated double boiler.

>> No.14587321

>>14587287
>Running hot water from the sink over my hand is boiling my hand
American education

>> No.14587323

>>14587287
No no mate, it's boiling plastic. Way better and definitely won't cause health issues later.

>> No.14587324

>>14584290
THERE ARE 2 OF THEM. These are absolutely the gate keepers to hell.

>> No.14587333

>>14584108
Imagine being this autistic

>> No.14587337

>>14587324
>THERE ARE 2 OF THEM
that we know of. I want to find the full source

>> No.14587341

>>14584290

Are all those eggs seriously necessary? How many customers do they get during a day?

>> No.14587354

>>14584917
Nah that's Canadian, hoser. Americans use chilli not gravy.

>> No.14587363

>>14584917
OBSESSED

>> No.14587364

>>14587341
>American who thinks people outside of America refrigerate their eggs

>> No.14587377

>>14585375
):

>> No.14587386

>>14585392
>you have to eat all the eggs

>> No.14587394

>>14587333
it's not autism to dislike shitty content

>> No.14587398

>>14585418
97.6%

>> No.14587401

>>14587364

Listen up fat, lets take this out front and see who is the real big egg.

>> No.14587429

>>14587386
That was her breakfast.

>> No.14587434

>>14587092
Glass cost more than plastic, tard.

>> No.14587438

>>14587394
I agree. These threads are so disconnected from the rest of the board, the content almost never has anything to do with the things we actually talk about. Plus it's the same shitty webms reposted non-stop on a loop. It's more like a /b/ thread, and probably acts as an easy place for board tourists to stop and make themselves at home. All in all, these threads do nothing but bring down the quality of the board and give newfags the wrong idea about what /ck/ is actually about.

>> No.14587457

>>14587394
It's autism to be upset over the angle of the camera. When was the last time you had sex?

>> No.14587496

>>14580147
I always like the end of these disgusting food videos where they take all of their slop then pile on a few gallons of random sauces and shit because even though they threw all this junk together it still has no flavor.

>> No.14587504

>>14587457
it's not just the camera angle, it's a hundred other things. they flash one ingredient after another on the screen as if it's a proper format to present a recipe. they're always full of cuts and sped up. the foods are meme bullshit half of the time. these threads turn into dumping grounds for all of that garbage

>> No.14587513

>>14580111
I mean, the hot air balloon is most of the cost, the in itself is far more interesting than the food. Lol

>> No.14587524

>>14585324
no but I can make it say 'suck it jin-yang'

>> No.14587665

>>14584178
He's terrified of the oil, but is too stupid to realize that spatter is mitigated by gently lowering the food in. I imagine he thinks that the oil will jump out and bite him if he puts his hand anywhere near it.

>> No.14587687

>>14584523
Insofar as paper is edible yes. They aren't made from special "food paper." Take off the stickers for fuck's sake you stupid apes.

>> No.14587727
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14587727

Jerk Seasoning principally consists of...
allspice and Scotch bonnet peppers.
Cloves, cinnamon, scallions, nutmeg, thyme, garlic, brown sugar, ginger, and salt.

>> No.14587751

>>14580435
Do Japs really do this?

>> No.14587762

>>14586766
Don't they throw fags off roofs where his restaurant is?

>> No.14587786
File: 2.82 MB, 600x336, Mayo Fried Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14587793
File: 2.83 MB, 600x336, New York Steakhouse at Home.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14587851

>>14584714
soy sauce is the only soy product that doesn't fall into the soyboi category

>> No.14587907
File: 2.81 MB, 600x336, Redneck Sous Vide Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14587910

>>14587786
MAYONNAISE ON STEAK
>>14587793
What?

>> No.14587914

>>14587851
Why? It has more soy than most soy products, you retards are such hypocrites.

>> No.14587918
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>>14584825
two reasons
#1. they are not made by Americans
#2. hipsters making meme burgers
Show up to any American cookout and you'll find nothing like that there, you'll find five guys standing around a BBQ scrutinizing the guy grilling so not bullshit meme burgers have the chance to materialize

>> No.14587920

>>14587914
its fermented and doesn't contain the estrogen like soy patties and whatnot

>> No.14587939

>>14581549
baked flour tortillas get crunchy, ironically if you tried putting a hard shell taco or corn chips in it they would get soggy

>> No.14587960

>>14587793
>Vitamins
huh?

>> No.14587983
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>>14587910
>>14587960

>> No.14588001
File: 2.85 MB, 600x336, BBQ Popsicle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14588012
File: 2.84 MB, 600x336, Blueberry Bacon Burger.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14588046

>>14588001
>immediate huge piece of cheese
Every time.

>> No.14588049

>>14587354
are you trying to say that's poutine?
it's not.

>> No.14588072

>>14588001
thin me.at layer at 0:36

>> No.14588078

>>14582825
That's not nearly enough mc chicken sauce

>> No.14588087

>>14588049
No, if I wanted to call it poutine I would have called it poutine. Are you trying to put words in my mouth? Americans don't put gravy on fries unless they are emulating Canadians.

>> No.14588091

>>14588049
Lol, it may be shitty putine but this is definitely made by a candaian. Stop deflecting.

>> No.14588104

>>14588087
>>14588091
its not poutine fags
go away

>> No.14588119

>>14588104
Lol, keep deflecting leaf.

>> No.14588122

>>14588119
are you trying to tell me that KFC giving me gravy for my fries is them emulating Canadians?
None of this is poutine fag

>> No.14588137

>>14588122
>KFC gives me gravy for my fries
Yea not in America leaf. Thanks for confirming your "cuisine" is trash retard. Ha ha it's like you're trying to prove me right.

>> No.14588146
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>>14588137
the canadian fry and gravy dish is poutine

>> No.14588161
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14588161

>> No.14588166

>>14581306
What's that pink stuff at the end
>>14584818
Agreed

>> No.14588172

>>14584818
>>14588166
wait, what's wrong with stop motion specifically?

>> No.14588191
File: 2.83 MB, 600x336, BBQ Bacon Sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14588194

>>14588172
I'm autistic and can't handle any deviation from what I consider normal.

>> No.14588210

>>14582825
no pickles?

>> No.14588246
File: 2.76 MB, 640x360, BBQ Bacon Cupcakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14588256

>>14587793
what the fuck

>> No.14588257

>>14580305
Wie kommt er da wieder raus? Muss er erst alle Eier verkaufen bevor er raus kann?

>> No.14588270
File: 2.87 MB, 600x336, Fried Cheese Dumplings.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14588276
File: 2.83 MB, 640x360, Caveman Style Rib Eye Steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>>14588256

>> No.14588290
File: 2.85 MB, 600x336, Grilled Chocolate Banana.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14588313
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>>14588276
>Jack Daniels "HONEY"
>Bourbon

Lord love me, I want to murder the author of that video.

And as if regular Jack isn't sweet enough, gotta get the honey liqueur.

Lastly, how the fuck are you going to season a steak AFTER you've cooked it.

I'm so fucking mad, thank you for posting that, anon.

>> No.14588355

>>14584258
nice google translate shithead. vraiment extraordinaire

>> No.14588370

>>14588001
>cheese isn't even melted

>> No.14588372

>>14588194
You're a deviation from the people you see around you.

>> No.14588374
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>>14588313

>> No.14588379

>>14581403
But they don't stack. Just use short tupperware

>> No.14588478
File: 2.86 MB, 640x360, Worst mistake when cooking steak.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14588588

>>14587786
This seems like something Ja/ck/ would attempt but I think he is too encumbered/lazy to do it now

>> No.14588604

>>14580373
>>14584735
>You don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this
>Builds the eggs stall

>> No.14588631

>>14588290
this is so fucking stupid, stop playing with your food

>> No.14588658

>>14581538
this is what I thought of to, wayy too much tortilla to filling.

>> No.14588665

>>14583492
>>14583523
After the first scoop I was screaming "no please stop" in my head

>> No.14588667

>>14582950
>>14584818
>>14588166
why do you people have to just hate everything?
what's the point?
do you just come to here to specifically find a way to deride every video posted?

>> No.14588700

>>14588667
You haven't explained the disproportionate use of avocado

>> No.14588707
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14588707

>>14581683
where did you stayed? if you're in Tokyo you pretty much dont even cook at all unless you're really frugal expat. No fulltime/ office worker have time to cook, most people just get premade food or dine out.

>> No.14588740

>>14581065
Fucking Würsteltoast I'm dieing

>> No.14588745

>>14588210
Not on a McChicken

>> No.14588747

>>14588166
In german we call it Labskaus, I'm too lazy to google it

>> No.14588748

>>14588747
The meal is traditionally prepared by boiling the beef in broth and then mincing it with the beetroot, onions, boiled potatoes and herring (some recipes use ham). Finally the base is fried in lard, condiments as nutmeg, pepper, coriander, or allspice are added.[2]

The dish is similar to the British hash.

Countless variations of the dish exist. For example, in Bremen, 95 km away from Hamburg, Labskaus usually is a preparation of fried corned beef, onions and mashed potatoes with the beetroot and a Rollmops being served as a side dish.

Variations of the dish are also to be found in Scandinavia, generally without the use of herring. In Denmark the dish is similar to the Bremen version, but without the herring and some times with added gravy. In Sweden, Lapskojs is a stew made with beef and mashed potatoes. In Norway, the word lapskaus more often refers to a variation of beef stew often made with gravy, or in some cases other types of stew, more or less identical to the Liverpudlian scouse.

>> No.14588752

>>14581420
When he put peanut butter i was repulsed.
and then i saw chocolate which killed me.
the jam only makes the burger a trash material.

>> No.14588756

>>14586766
it looks like a prolapsed anus dripping cum

>> No.14588758

>>14587920
But it has the scary word and that means that you grow the boobies no matter what.

>> No.14588759

>>14588700
It thought it was fine, I like avocado and have no issue with eating it like that.

>> No.14588760
File: 2.84 MB, 960x540, Burger King Dessert.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>>14588752

>> No.14588767

>>14582768
the bone adds flavor to it when you cook it, proper wings are bone in.

>> No.14588778

>>14580118
There's a place in Vancouver that makes rice burgers similar to these and they're pretty good

>> No.14588784

>>14584512
How the FUCK do these people make an egg cooked in dirt look this good? I guess a garnish does really fix everything. There's probably some kinda mineral deposits in the dirt that make this less of a terrible idea than doing it in your backyard, but legit, that's cool as hell.

>> No.14588785

>>14581469
>tomato passata
>mozzarella slices
I'm not even Italian and I'm livid

>> No.14588788

>>14588785
What's wrong with passata?

>> No.14588798

>>14582527
Ptting your fucking thumb up on the oilpourer was a reason my headchef fired a guy once

>> No.14588803

>>14588046
cheese is delicious what's the issue
I'd rather just eat that cheese (looks like provolone) than I would the finished meat popsicle thing.

>> No.14588815

>>14585375
Can you really make a cheese sauce like that with just grated cheese and a beer?

>> No.14588830
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>>14588815

>> No.14588884

>>14588788
The way it's written

>> No.14588892

>>14587398
They didnt ask for her weight

>> No.14588902

>>14580147
>leaving the mince in big chunks so the middle can't get any flavor and tastes like shit
i hate it thanks

>> No.14588916

>>14588370
>>cheese isn't even melted
We call that "doing a Ramsey" around here.

>> No.14588918

>>14588830
Wild

>> No.14588963

>>14580214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8eKEld6ioQ

>> No.14589214

>>14588760
Impressive. Wouldn't eat it though.

>> No.14589271

>>14584512
Surely they could just make some kind of clay slate to put over a fire and cook on that right? Cooking it in the dirst seems like the last thing I'd do.

>> No.14589280

>>14588290
unnervingly fat forearms, I am going to assume it's a woman and put it out of mind.

>> No.14589310

>>14587290
Any first world country? Where are you from you fucking bum

>> No.14589337

>>14588760
this should be illegal

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>>14584512

>> No.14589401
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14589401

>>14588830
why add a second layer? just make one layer of chips and go back for seconds if you want more thast way the chips don't get cold and turn into soggy mush.

>> No.14589402

>>14580305
Kuinka hän pääsee ulos?

>> No.14589637
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>> No.14589646

>>14589637
#novice, should be doing two at a time

>> No.14589650

>>14589637
imagine the smell

>> No.14589701

>>14581420
Everything till the peanut better was fine. The fuck is this dessert shit.

>> No.14589707

>>14580269
This is the best response I have actually seen in years.

>> No.14589915
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>>14581631

>> No.14589947
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>>14588276
Jack is not bourbon

>> No.14589950

>>14588892
If it was a large number I think that could have been funny.

>> No.14589957

>>14589950
976 is low?

>> No.14589960

>>14589957
It says 97.6 retard.

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14589964

>>14589957
Can you see it now?

>> No.14589972

>>14589947
ok

>> No.14589979

>>14584714
wait, is soy not filtered anymore?

>> No.14589988

>>14580305
Kak izliza ot budkata ?

>> No.14590037
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>>14585215

>> No.14590039
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>>14589988

>> No.14590051

>>14585215
What music video is this?

>> No.14590059
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>> No.14590070

>>14587287
>heated water = boiling water
thx anon

>> No.14590081

>>14587786
but why

>> No.14590089

>>14581615
Why is he black

>> No.14590099

>>14581576
>>14581353
>>14580861
>>14580111
Literally the most dangerous way to fly by far. I'd rather go to space.

>> No.14590151

>>14588276
What the fuck is this garbage

>> No.14590161

>>14590039
why so much oil
why such low temperature
why why why must people be so bad at the basics

>> No.14590163

>>14590059
>black pepper
>spicy
u must be white

>> No.14590177

>>14589271
Or on a fucking rock, anything.

>> No.14590234

>>14589214
>>14589337
It's fake.

>> No.14590241

>>14589979
Not on /ck/, noob.

>> No.14590249

>>14590163
That's clearly a salt grinder. Glad to know a file name is all it takes to trigger your full blown autism.

>> No.14590259

>>14590249
Wow I didn't know gordon uses black salt to salt his meals. Incredible.

Idiot.

>> No.14590270

>>14590259
It's clearly not black, you can't lie about something everyone can see. Keep coping tard.

>> No.14590274

Please stop saying black, the correct term is african-american

>> No.14590291

>>14590274
But he's British. They don't have African-Americans in England.

>> No.14590292

>>14590274
Black pepper- nigger dust
Salt- Honkey dust

>> No.14590294

>>14590291
So what do the British call them?

>> No.14590301
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14590301

>>14590291
Think again

>> No.14590317

>>14590294
>>14590301
You guys should watch The Venture Brothers.

>> No.14590334

>>14590317
I'm actually a huge fan.

>> No.14590393

>>14590270
Lol what screen resolution are you on buddy? It's clearly pepper. Maybe get your eyes checked, dum dum.

>> No.14590426

>>14590393
You're blind and retarded
https://youtu.be/iM_KMYulI_s

>> No.14590486

>>14590426
Blind AND deaf huh? Clearly using both salt and pepper.

>> No.14590517

>>14590486
Jesus Christ you are unbelievably dense. I didn't say he wasn't using pepper at all, I said that grinder is a salt grinder, and the video clearly shows salt coming out. Are you really this dumb or are you just a sore loser?

>> No.14590544

>>14590517
Lol what's this then? >>14590249

>> No.14590563

>>14590544
........exactly? Did you read that post before linking it?

>> No.14590569

>>14590563
>says its a salt grinder
>pepper is also coming out of it
It's ironic that you're calling me dense, when it is in fact you who is dense. Idiot.

>> No.14590824

>>14585375
Ew, paperclips

>> No.14590825

>>14581615
I love buffalo wings and I love ganja, but I've yet to find anything besides chocolate that works well with the flavor of cannabutter. Theres a reason brownies are the default edible

>> No.14590960

>>14590825
I think the flavor is pretty close to sage, so anything you'd use sage in I'm guessing you could substitute weed.

>> No.14591700

>>14582466
I fucking love jack

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