Cider thread

[Anonymous No.14594023]

Post ciders

I hide in the bathroom and drink where my wife can't see me, do I have a problem?

[Anonymous No.14594025]

>>14594023
yes
that problem is named "your wife"

[Anonymous No.14594035]

>>14594025
But she's sweet, Trad non drinker?

I love her, I just don't love myself

[233ĺbs PURE MUSCLE No.14594042]

Man up, pussy.

[Anonymous No.14594054]

>>14594042
I don't imperial dude
Translate Ur name to civilized

[105kg PURE MUSCLE No.14594060]

>>14594054
Watch the tone.

[Anonymous No.14594070]

>>14594060
Thanks, but I'm apparently 10kg more muscle than your l

I'm also 6ft4

[Anonymous No.14594085]

>>14594023
If you can't drink in your own home I don't know what to tell you.

[233ĺbs PURE MUSCLE No.14594088]

>>14594070
You want an ass whoopin?

[397.2 lbs pure ass hole No.14594113]

>>14594088
You couldn't faggot

[Anonymous No.14594120]

>>14594023
yes. hide in your bathroom and chug bourbon like the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.14594119]

>>14594088
Do you have to ask your wife first?

[233ĺbs PURE MUSCLE No.14594122]

>>14594113
Im not playing your stupid games. Not tonight. Where you at boy?

[9002 lbs pure energy No.14594137]

>>14594122
Your mom's house. "She" made me a nice steak dinner and now "she's" sucking my dick while I enjoy a nice cider.

OP you should talk to your wife about it. If you can't should you really stay with her?

[Anonymous No.14594146]

>>14594023
seems like you already know the answer

[Anonymous No.14594208]

My wife is a significantly better version than I and I don't know how to cope.

[Anonymous No.14594214]

I know this stuff sounds like an abomination if you've never had it but it's actually really fucking good

[Anonymous No.14594226]

>>14594208
why are you competitive with your wife? you picked someone good.

[Anonymous No.14594229]

>>14594214
Sounds based what % though?
>>14594226
Because I hate myself

[Anonymous No.14594242]

>>14594229
8% abv. Very based, I don't know how wide these guys distribute, they're a pretty small operation here in MA. They have some standard ciders and they do some rather unique ones like that. They started doing an Earl Gray tea one last year that was surprisingly based. Their hopped cider is absolutely kino

[Anonymous No.14594349]

>>14594242
Not the guy you replied to but that sounds pretty baller. Gonna ask my local distributor if they'd order some for me.

[Anonymous No.14594383]

Blackthorn is my go to.

[Anonymous No.14594458]

>>14594383
Not available in my country

[Anonymous No.14594497]

>>14594023

Watch out, a lot of these "ciders" are glucose-syrup abominations. Cider consists of fermented apple juice and NOTHING ELSE.

[Anonymous No.14594511]

this cider's the bees tits

it's made following a 250yr old recipe and uses maple searp for the added sugar. it doesn't taste like maple and it doesn't taste like apples. it's like almost boozy and earthy, and it's very dry. I've seen batches between 6.5% and 8%. i'm not sure if they're still making it at the moment but it was their first commercially sold cider and dang was it an experience

[Anonymous No.14594581]

Cook me up forth chank

[Anonymous No.14595582]

>>14594023
Brumo

[Anonymous No.14595735]

>>14594497
Pretty much everything you find in a store in the US is. Shame, since some of those same cider houses can put out a decent cider. Used to be able to get Angry Orchard's Strawman and Iceman. Shit was tasty.

[Anonymous No.14595929]

>>14594035
but drinking is fun

[Anonymous No.14596001]

>>14595735
their stone dry cider is great

[Anonymous No.14596058]

>>14594023
It's a Kopparbergs so no I don't really see a problem except that you haven't ordered a case of these

[Anonymous No.14596063]

This

[Anonymous No.14596083]

>>14596001
Not a fan of the Stone Dry, but I do like their unfiltered ciders which are fairly easy to find.

[Anonymous No.14596599]

>>14594035
You're a fucking fag, drink if you want to drink, don't hide it from your wife.

[Anonymous No.14597137]

>tfw everywhere is always out of stock of my favourite since covid. Pic related

[Anonymous No.14597630]

Kopparberg gives me the shits something awful

[Anonymous No.14597671]

>>14597630
Have you tried this one (the high alcohol content ones seem to be hard on the stomache for some people) ;)

[Anonymous No.14597690]

>>14597671
Nah, I mean other higher abv alcohol including other ciders are fine, there's something specifically in that stuff that turns my gut to liquid after a bottle or two so I just avoid it

There's a lager (Grolsch) that does similar things to me, no fuckin idea

[Anonymous No.14597697]

>>14594023
Swedish cider is almost exclusively soda water with vodka. I am sorry fellow country brethren, you have been duped.

[Anonymous No.14597923]

>>14597697
Sooo pretty much like most high alcoholcontent swedish beer then, not really a suprise there just find it weird that my buddy that works at Kopparberg Bryggeri hasn't mentioned that all their cider is bullshit as I usually get the inside track on anything interesting over there.

[Anonymous No.14597932]

>>14597923
Yeah. I'd say it's pretty fucked that Konsumentverket doesn't have any regulations regarding naming a product a "cider/perry" and having a regulated amount of fermented fruit product.

[Anonymous No.14597935]

>>14597690
Hmm, that's weird and you're sure it's not like a single occurence where you got shitfaced or ate something strange?

Not gonna say it's impossible as I as well take it easy on the cider as they can have weird consequenses but not as bad as red wine of which I won't touch again no matter what but I don't see the connection to Grolsch which is pretty damn good and I have never noticed anything like that nor heard anyone mention it, I mean cider sure but Grolsch O.o

[Anonymous No.14597947]

>>14597932
I actually thought there where some kind of regulations, sure when it comes to non-alcoholic cider yeah those are mostly aroma and sugar but I always there was some kind of actual ciderbase that then got mixed with a whole bunch of nonsense, I mean why would you even mentioned that it's pearcider with added peachflavor as with Klassiker O.o

[Anonymous No.14597950]

>>14597947
This annoyed me more than I was expecting I'm freakin' pissed right now, have they no honor >.<

[Anonymous No.14597952]

>>14597947
Livsmedelsverket put the regulations to a meagre 15% fermented juice product, so it might as well be vodka and soda.

[Anonymous No.14597955]

>>14594226
It’s not about competition, everyone should want to “marry up” or wed someone who makes them want to be a better person. OP just doesn’t want to improve and wants to feel drunk more than he wants to improve his relationship and life

[Anonymous No.14597959]

>>14597952
I'll add that the genuine (coincidentally often French) ciders will cost around 4$ per 50 cl, compared to the half-priced alcosodas.

[Anonymous No.14597972]

>>14597630
u mostly like have irritable bowel syndrome, schedule a colonoscopy with the Gastrointestinal doctor of your most convenience

[Anonymous No.14598013]

>>14594023
>kopparberg
it's ok OP everyone makes the mistake of buying this swill once because of the pretty pictures.

[Anonymous No.14598064]

>>14597959
Well $4 is actually not at all bad since alcohol is expensive as hell here in Sweden it's actually a half decent price especially since the dollar is extremely low at the moment

[Anonymous No.14598075]

>>14597952
15% so it is something but I am glad I mostly stick to beer as there isn't as much bullshit except that it's expensive as hell both to import stuff through official channels and to get caught at the border while smuggling

[Anonymous No.14598119]

>>14594023
My go to from the bottle shop is Mercury Draught, but I went to a local brewery recently for dinner and it was fucking amazing. They had a huge variety and I left with 2 cases.
Picture related, they have an apple and cherry cider and I can't get enough of it.
Local > mass produced every time.

[Anonymous No.14599985]

>>14594023
It's hard to get good cider in many areas.
A. the companies that make them are making them as part of their beer range, instead of making the best cider they are trying to split the market
B. tax differences lead cider makers to fool around with the alcohol content- again instead of making the best product it's optimized for price.
A notable result of mixing is that instead of making cider in one batch they have to mix t like whiskey to get the ABV right.

End result, Cider is often sickly sweet and awful.
There is no good reason cider should be cloudy, this is 2020 and you can just flock it before bottling- if it's brewed in the bottle fair enough.

I come from apple country and we have the best cider in the country, it's just too expensive to mass produce because of licensing and tax and transport (though everyone will tell you the same story in every town)