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>> No.14612133
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more 120fps shit positing

>> No.14612135
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>> No.14612158

>>14612095
How does he get the eggs out?

>> No.14612164

>>14612095
Eggs how out they do

>> No.14612175

he's forced to eat all the eggs before he goes home
that's why he's so big and strong

>> No.14612183

>>14612175
the flatulence he produces after all those eggs is what keeps the customers coming

>> No.14612185
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>>14612175

>> No.14612198

>>14612185
that's the first time i ever watched that entire webm. thank you anon.

>> No.14612204

>>14612095
iPhonefag here. Can somebody tell me what's happening in this webum?

>> No.14612208

>>14612198
Now with sound...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9ahyPmDb7c

>> No.14612563
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HAHA FUNNY EGG MAN

I will now post all of the eggs

>> No.14612567
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>> No.14612577

>>14612095
What an absolute legend

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>> No.14612587

>>14612563
Is this good? Those eggs seem undercooked.

>> No.14612589
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>>14612587
No, they are perfect.

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>> No.14612603

>>14612144
This looks really weird on my 144hz monitor

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>> No.14612608

>>14612095
>that filthy Indian eating egg

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>> No.14612611

>>14612204
Customers exchange their iphones for something of better value, in this case a simple egg omlet.

>> No.14612612
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>> No.14612616

>>14612567
>Add BBQ sauce
>Then add more stuff which is already in BBQ sauce.

>> No.14612617

>>14612563
Worst egg texture desu.

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>> No.14612637

>>14612095
how does he get out though?

>> No.14612642

>>14612603
Weird how? Looks fine at 60hz

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>> No.14612669

>>14612642
It seems to be 120fps footage, just weirdly too smooth, it almost looks sped up but it isn't. Just weird seeing real footage at 120fps since usually the only thing that smooth would be video games, so when it's a real video it's just...weird.

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>> No.14612692

>>14612637
He has to cook all the eggs

>> No.14612710

>>14612589
Do normies actually find this kind of video presentation funny?

>> No.14612717

>>14612669
Can confirm, just watched it at 144hz and it's sorta trippy how smooth it is, the oils bubbling in the pan almost looks fake it's so smooth.

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>>14612095
How does he get out though? Is this hell?

>> No.14612759
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>> No.14612765

>>14612563
>using scissors to prepare chives
>cutting inch long pieces

>> No.14612838

>>14612765
Why not use scissors?

>> No.14612841
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>> No.14612940

>>14612567
this look disgusting

>> No.14613057

>>14612838
you can't chiffonade with scissors

>> No.14613100

>>14612841
surly king's wealth beyond measure

>> No.14613104

>>14613057
Yes you can, you're just being a hipster.

>> No.14613161
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You missed many eggs

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>>14613161

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>>14613164

>> No.14613174

>>14612611
Heh

>> No.14613176
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>>14613169

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>> No.14613271
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>>14612095

>> No.14613301

>>14613104
show me how

>> No.14613317

>>14612663
D A N C E P A R T Y

>> No.14613344

>>14612589
these vids are more handcraft/tinker exercises than cooking a meal in any reasonable way...

>> No.14613354
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>> No.14613383

>>14613200
Lmao

>> No.14613410

>>14612710
Only the ones with lots of karma.

>> No.14613436
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>>14612569

>> No.14613477

>>14612841
This is what's in the back of his stall.

>> No.14613480
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>> No.14613495

>>14612601
Why don't they make a venting hole?
Why don't they cook the egg in the leaves?
Why don't they just cook the egg in the shell?

>> No.14613497

>>14612095
egg egg egg egg EGG egg EGG egg EGG EGG EGG egg egg egg egg egg EGG egg EGG egg EGG EGG EGG egg egg egg egg egg EGG egg EGG egg EGG EGG EGG egg egg egg egg egg EGG egg EGG egg EGG EGG EGG egg egg egg egg egg EGG egg EGG egg EGG EGG EGG egg egg egg egg egg EGG egg EGG egg EGG EGG EGG egg

>> No.14613499

>>14612612
>make a souffle
>call it an omelette

>> No.14613506

>>14612624
I'd be interested in seeing scrambled eggnog made with homemade eggnog

>> No.14613514

>>14612599
Does he know you're supposed to take the shells off first?

>> No.14613515

>>14613205
Could you imagine how fucked that bird who laid that egg got?
I've had to squeeze out my fair share of asshole ripping shits

>> No.14613517

>>14613514
That's for wimps, not The Beast.

>> No.14613522

>>14613211
Jesus that's like all yolk

>> No.14613525

>>14613480
This is comfy desu

>> No.14613526

>>14612095
That is the most based webm I've ever seen. The way that guy's head appears from out of frame taking a smug and satisfying bite is just kino.

>> No.14613541

>>14612616
Welcome to America

>> No.14613559
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>> No.14613563

Best alternative to poached eggs.
https://youtu.be/oIxhFn_BVtg

>> No.14613788

>>14613208
Based Redzepi in the only worthwhile webm in this wretched thread

>> No.14613789

>>14612587
Yeah they taste bad, like well done scrambled are so much better

>> No.14613834
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>> No.14613879

>>14613522
Nah, the pans just too small. If it were larger the albumen would have spread out further. The ratio is different but not that dramatic

>> No.14613964
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>>14612563
this guy looks like he walked in on his mother having sex with Hitler

>> No.14613976

>>14612185
Long live the surly king

>> No.14614025

>>14612589
It's a video about a grown man in a helmet playing with food.

>> No.14614049

>>14613495
You know why, anon.
NI-

>> No.14614085

>>14612567
i would commit arson if i was to take a massive bite into that thing not knowing there was an egg waiting to ambush me

>> No.14614092

>>14613834
>Ah yes, one S0Y latte please my good sir

>> No.14614137
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>>14612573
>all that unheated egg just swimming there
no senpai, i worked my time ina kitchen. Fluid egg is just disgusting dogshit. Even inside a proper omlette the fucking cum texture on your tongue ruins it

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>>14613495
why did the australian natives worship a fucking cargo plane? G E N E T I C S

>> No.14614249
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>>14612563
What is the line in one of his show's that became almost a catchphrase? It feels fitting here for some reason, if only I remember what it was, hmm

>> No.14614294

>>14612710
its for children, Christopher Comstocks net worth is estimated at $44 mil, so you could assume its successful among its target audience.

>> No.14614346

>>14612612
guys im tapping but the sound isnt playing i think the videos bugged

>> No.14614359

>>14614249
RAW
IS
WAR

>> No.14614487

>>14612612
>secret recipe
>Literally shows how it's made
Wtf is wrong with food channels

>> No.14614526

>>14614249
YABBA
DABBA
BOLLOCKS

>> No.14614554

>>14612567
khlav kalash

>> No.14614558

>>14612095
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.14614632

>>14612135
he didn't even need to flip it

>> No.14614646

>>14612676
the way he/she doesn't fully split the bun in the beginning always gets to me

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>> No.14614688

>>14613834
dat japaenese qt tho

>> No.14614810

>>14612726
Seasons his way out

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>>14613964
>tfw he taps the knife

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>>14612726
Tell me when

>> No.14615118

>>14613964
i thought thats a dyke

>> No.14615208

>>14615111
Kek
Was he high or is he the Asian Jack?

>> No.14615215

>>14615208
It's called a "joke".

>> No.14615238

>>14612841
how do the eggs get out?

>> No.14615250

>>14615215
High tier Asiatic humour. Folded 1000 times.

>> No.14615316

>>14612563
I remember watching this and someone added like 2 extra black pepper granules and the lady there started coughing all dramatic like.
Pissed me off so much, you could barely even see the black pepper on the eggs.

>> No.14615425

>>14615208
>Was he high or is he the Asian Jack?
>being high in Asia
Not worth the death penalty, dude.

>> No.14615481

>>14612567
>bacon
Dropped.

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>>14612584

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>> No.14615620

>>14612569
We were only asking if we could, not if we should.

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>> No.14615868

>>14615627
I stopped at 0:10

>> No.14615932

>>14612135
Did he burn his hand?

>> No.14615962

>>14612567
If I had to, I would eat it with bread. I don't think rice would help.

>> No.14616022

>>14613480
makes me want to watch it now

>> No.14616031

>>14615552
buying gf

>> No.14616037

>>14612569

So much effort for such a shitty result

>> No.14616057

>>14612567
What a fucking retarded waste of time

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>>14615575
>>14615585
>American Cooking
That's a german woman on a german tv show. If you're going to insult us, at least do it properly.

>> No.14616200

>>14613964
He cant comprehend the eggs

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>> No.14616231

>>14613517
lmao the fuckin beast man

>> No.14616239

>>14614680
don't care if fatberg or gutter oil
I would eat the fuck out of that

>> No.14616251

>>14613057
Why are you trying to chiffonade chives? They already come in long strips bro.

>> No.14616257

>>14613964
>>14616200
That's a woman.

>> No.14616276

>>14613208
This would be interesting as part of a tasting menu, although it also feels kind of pretentious, like all "food-as-art" stuff.

>> No.14616283

>>14613495
N

>> No.14616291

>>14615118
>>14616257
be patient. you're dealing with virgins.

>> No.14616292

>>14613480
I ____ __ ____ ___ _____.

>> No.14616300

>>14612563
Gordon has finally lost the plot

>> No.14616301

>>14616239
it's korean so way less chance of gutter oil.

>> No.14616318

>>14612584
How do you americans call this kind of sausage? I've seen so many videos of americans barbecuing wieners and calling them sausages, instead of bbqing these which are much better.

>> No.14616399

>>14616292
I "Want to fuck the rabbit"?

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>>14616399

>> No.14616478
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>There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
>I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>> No.14616490

>>14614092
You can say soy here, you fucking newfag.

>> No.14616492

>>14612567
Why would you butcher a scotch egg like that?

>> No.14616522

>>14616318
Australian but we call those sausages and we call that red processed shit franks or just hot dogs.

>> No.14616532

>>14612710
It stands out enough for you to comment on it, which is the point.

>> No.14616583

>>14613559
jack what the fuck

>> No.14616586

>>14616583
Chef John got to him

>> No.14616605

>>14613200
thanks doc

>> No.14616717
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>> No.14616723
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>> No.14616742

>>14612573
what is that?

>> No.14616745
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>>14612612
This reminds me of a fat girl's belly and now I'm ready to nut to a god damn omelet.

>> No.14616753

>>14616742
omurice. a children's food that they sell as haute cuisine to gullible anglos in tokyo.

>> No.14616755

>>14616717
ive seen this webm before but i watch it again to get annoyed

i need to sort my life out

>> No.14616758

>>14616723
I came.

>> No.14616767

>>14614151
Whole other island bru.

>> No.14616802

>>14612601
I can't help but wonder if those villagers were just fucking with him.

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>> No.14616871

>>14612185
>my man in the front just conveyor belting eggs into his mouth

>> No.14616888
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>>14616842
Why? How?

>> No.14616901

>>14612841
For a second I thought there were dark clouds and lightning in the back illuminating the horizon-spanning wealth of eggs.

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>>14612569
what's the point of charcoal bbq for this?

>> No.14616910

>>14616583
He had pink eye. What else was he supposed to do?

>> No.14616914

>>14616910
It’s an old folk remedy apparently.
I’m sure medicine has moved on.

>> No.14616959

>>14616888
It's just brine, anon.

>> No.14616997

>>14616914
Clearly it worked. He doesn't have pink eye anymore.

>> No.14617006

>>14612663
that mixer looks like a minion

>> No.14617010

>>14612726
hes an alcoholic, alcoholics always overseason their food because the alcohol has ruined their sense of taste.

>> No.14617030

>>14613208
pretentious shit for white people

>> No.14617048

>>14613196
You ever watch a webm and 5 seconds in you can see where it is going but hope it's not gonna go there but then it goes full oh no no no no no

>> No.14617080

>>14612095
/ck/ egg webm edition >>>/wsg/3594272

>>14614487
Probably not just eggs in the bowl. Butter? Cheese? Salt? Spice?

>> No.14617083

>>14616717
she seems absolutely insane and unbearable and probably fucks like an animal

>> No.14617116
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>>14617080

>> No.14617121
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>> No.14617123
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>> No.14617146

>>14612135
why is he cooking it flesh side down?

>> No.14617154

>>14614137
Its ok because its made with muh glorious 1000 folded nippon egg

>> No.14617168

eggcelent thread guys

>> No.14617177

>>14612841

You gotta eat all the eggs

>> No.14617264

>>14612569
I fucking hate watching this. a wise man once said,
>that was 14 cubes of salt and 9 cubes of pepper

>> No.14617287

>>14617177
imagine the smell

>> No.14617295

>>14612579
man I've tried my entire life to not be a picky eater, and largely succeeded, but hardboiled eggs are so fucking nasty.

>> No.14617299

>>14612569
all hail the king of gimmicks

>> No.14617320

>>14612095
The real king https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpeMHnQxKKk

>> No.14617341

>>14615627
its actually mash potato, gravy and cranberry

>> No.14617344

>>14617121
Honestly, that looks pretty good. I guess you need the specific pan for doing it like that?

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>>14616723
are there any meat in any other parts beside those two?

>> No.14617422

>>14612586
that'd be a hell of a way to start the day

>> No.14617445

>>14617295
Different people have different food kinks. Could be that you had a bad experience with an egg at a young age which resulted in your brain going NOPE and being disgusted by them until a corrective experience overrides it. I had that type of experience with couscous, which I loved. Took me a few months of feeling sick just thinking of it to get over that sensation and try couscous again. Have you tried eating an egg or an egg-based product like omelette in your adult life?

>> No.14617516

>>14616959
You faggot that's fucking peppercorn and bay leaf soup at this point, brine shouldn't be murky like a god damn mud puddle

>> No.14617599

>>14617356
No, it's like prawns. You can eat their brains if you really want but there's nothing but shell and cartilage

>> No.14617610

>>14613208
I swear to god , if i got into a restaurant and some precious little snobby cunt like that would ask me to cook my food, i'd go fucking apeshit.

>> No.14617611

>>14617610
You pay specifically for the privilege of doing it yourself

>> No.14617617

>>14612095
How did he get in there?

>> No.14617620

>>14617617
He was born there

>> No.14617740

>>14617599
my point is how is it pro tips
when its literally just a common fact
saying how its the meatiest when its the only place that has meat to begin with

>> No.14617741

>>14617610
You'd do nothing.

>> No.14617785

>>14612158
>>14612164
>>14612637
>>14612726
>>14617617
>>14617620
Haven't you people figured it out? That's Cain, son of Adam. He's always been in there for as long as history can remember. He'll never come out.

>> No.14617789

>>14617445
I eat omelettes a lot, and make carbonara every once in a while - I used to love hardboiled eggs when I was younger, and there wasn't really an incident that set me off. Just started being fuckin nasty one day.

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>> No.14617873

>>14612603
looks fine on mine (144hz, freesync), the webm has a weird cut but it's probably a codec issue

>> No.14617902

>>14617873
He probably just meant that it looks almost sped up at 144hz.

Since it's 120fps footage the bubbling of the oils DOES look a bit weird since you're not used to seeing things filmed at such a high framerate.

>> No.14617953

>>14613208
I don't mind the concept, but the food itself looks like shit

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Gordon Ramsey has gone absolutely insane in 2020. I don't understand why.

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>>14617965

>> No.14617971

>>14616717
reminds me of pooalexa

>> No.14617991

>>14617965
>>14617966
Why does he always overseason shit?

>> No.14617998

>>14617991
because he's been in the kitchen pretty much all of his adult life and is likely used to tasting things and seasoning a LOT of different shit.

Over-time his tolerance levels for seasonings increases. Causing him to heavily season things.

>> No.14618003

>>14617123
Why not slide it off? It clearly was not sticking to the pan

>> No.14618060

>>14617610
Have you ever been to a hot pot restaurant? I agree that I'd also rather not pay for a restaurant meal that I have to cook myself, but you would never accidentally walk into a place like this. Also I would be okay with this at Rene Redzepi's restaurant.

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>>14612095
And he cooks them using God's Gas, Propane!

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>>14612602
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8G4xrYfWmw

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>> No.14618493

>>14618060
A hot pot thing i can at least see, or a grill restaurant or something, but not for cooking a fucking egg.

>> No.14618497

>>14618062
Does God's Gas come out of God's Anus?

>> No.14618519

>>14614137
i love runny eggs fuck you

>> No.14618522

>>14617121
Bro who the fuck cuts tagaoyaki like that
>>14617344
It is, staple in bento. Square pans for the obvious reason, but desu ive made then in circular pans, it just turns out a little different. The rolling is crucial or else the flavour profile doesnt match the texture

>> No.14618552

>>14612612
>browned, almost blackened underside
no thank you

>> No.14618638

>>14612601
I wonder if they're so nutrient & mineral deprived out there that the sand actually adds flavors and shit that they crave. My theory anyways. If you're gonna survive in the Botswanian desert you can cook an egg any way you damn well please

>> No.14618762

>>14612612
>omelet
somewhere an old french chef is turning in his grave

>> No.14618838

>>14617121
that sugar...

>> No.14618853

>>14612676
No

>> No.14618864

>>14612185
Would eat

>> No.14618866

>>14612759
>hens laid eggs for this

>> No.14618875

>>14618866
they laid eggs for >>14612599 also but I don't see you complaining

>> No.14618879

>>14618875
The Beast is devouring them whole as god intended.

>> No.14618883

>>14614558
Came for this, came to this ;)

>> No.14618885
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>>14618838

>> No.14618956

>>14612185
why does food made by speedrunning, minority street vendors have so much flavor and SOUL?

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>> No.14619137

>>14612135
Jack?

>> No.14619150

>>14612612
>golden brown on the outside
or just burnt

>> No.14619152

>>14619035
Holy shit, Osama Bin Laden did nothing wrong, death to america.

>> No.14619170

>>14612601
the comments on the youtube video are great

>> No.14619192

>>14613239
>not a bowl
one fucking job and the autist fucks it up

>> No.14619212

>>14616276
It isn't interesting at all, it is an egg you cook yourself. He is catering to people that have literally never cooked for themselves, so they see this as a novel dish.

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>>14613208
I have no words.

>> No.14619286

>>14619247
Why won't they lift the seat ?

>> No.14619352

>>14612624
i just puked in my mouth and i think it prolly tastes better than this

>> No.14619371

>>14618885
Looks like shit

>> No.14619411

>>14613239
The Boys (2019)

>> No.14619438

>>14619247
>how do we get retards to spend $30 for some chocolate ice cream?

>> No.14619454

>>14615575
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit

>> No.14619496

>>14616842
>Bay leaf soup with cucumbers

>> No.14619517

>>14612759
compared to of the egg gifs here this shit looks delicious

>> No.14619574

>>14612629
is that some indian cybernetic egg shitting machine?

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>> No.14619723

>>14619286
That would be a microaggression against the women present.

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>>14612095

>> No.14619768

>>14615932
I fucking hope so.

>> No.14619787

>>14614137
Japanese love slimy cum texture

>> No.14619788

>>14612563
Is he going senile already

>> No.14619844

>>14612569
>use this weird device to punch hole
>also punch hole by hand in other side
What is that gimmick device supposed to do? Also
>skip showing the pain in the ass peeling process

>> No.14619868

>>14616802
Lol, he leaves and they all have a laugh about it and go whip out some stone pans and make real dinner.

>> No.14619878

>>14612612
LEWD

>> No.14619930

>>14617356
>>14617599
You can squeeze some flesh out of the tiny legs, after removing them use a rolling pin or something like that to push out the flesh. It's not much, but still pretty tasty. Also like crabs, the stuff inside the main body is edible, though the taste is strange.

>> No.14620698

>>14616399
lol i thought the same

>> No.14620748

>>14612629
Upside down scat porn

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Hail to the King, baby

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>>14620786

>> No.14620906

>>14613239
Is it bad that I knew it was a JAV just from the lighting?

>> No.14620920

>>14620906
It's not a JAV though?

>> No.14620956

>>14612587
Fucking retards in this thread

Creamy scrambled eggs are the right way, not hard overcooked American scramble, the difference is night and day

The texture was a bit too uneven and runny when Ramsay did it there though, it should be like a bumpy egg cream over your toast. And it tastes vastly better

>> No.14620973

>>14612563

That faggot that keeps nodding in approval for good boy points

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>> No.14621020

>>14620986
God I wish that was me

>> No.14621036

>>14620986
pig sloppa

>> No.14621049

>>14621020
>>14621036
imagine being his wife, lying in bed trying to sleep, and this monstrous beast drives his scooter into your bedroom, crashes into the bed, and then drags himself towards your legs with his one functioning arm while giving you that smirk as his giant hippo tongue rolls out and probes you

>> No.14621122

>>14612563
Those style are only good on toast. The texture is garbage by itself.

If wanted pudding for breakfast is just eat pudding.

>> No.14621139
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EGG

>> No.14621160

>>14616745
I hope you go about your day knowing that you helped a random stranger belly laugh.

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>>14612624

>> No.14621220

>>14612612
Giga puddi?

>> No.14621223

>>14617123
lost

>> No.14621264

>>14614249
Where's the lamb sauce?

>> No.14621381

>>14621049
>Time for some smoochin'

>> No.14621899

>>14618885
I thought this was stove-top pizza for those who don't have ovens, until it said
>bake

>> No.14621987

>>14618885
>pool of grease under the limp slice of "pizza"
absolutely disgusting

>> No.14622004

>>14618885
What even the point of cooking this in the pan if youre gonna take it and finish cooking it like a normal pizza anyway? Like wtf is the point?

>> No.14622019

>>14612605
Underrated in it's upsettingness

>> No.14622217

>>14612624
this really is some of the most disgusting ass slop ive ever seen posted here. just absolutely horrible. i consider myself a fair and reasonable person but if a women served this to me she'd be straight to the moon

>> No.14622247

>>14613221
such a ridiculous amount of effort. vegans are exhausting

>> No.14622253

>>14619192
>>14620906
>>14620920
Kishi Aino - IPZ-433
It has nothing to do with the eat all the eggs meme. It's a rape JAV, she got raped, the rapist cooked her some eggs, she refused, the guy raped her some more.

>> No.14622266

>>14622253
>the rapist cooked her some eggs, she refused, the guy raped her some more

Entirely reasonable response

>> No.14622274

>>14613211
the cholesterol

>> No.14622715

>>14622274
it's fine, mom

>> No.14622837

>>14612610
Where does the rest of the avocado go?
>Only way you should eat it is by wasting 80% of the actual avocado.

>> No.14622921

>>14620956
>gatekeeping fucking scrambled eggs
cooklet confirmed

>> No.14623624

>>14622921
>gatekeeping
reddit confirmed

>> No.14624043

>>14618956
Because they are interested in taste, not looks.
Also tons of fat and monosodium glutamate.

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>>14617295
when i was growing up, my dad would always boil eggs that were about to go bad. they always had this gray ring around the yolk and would taste like sulfur. i still don't like them and think they're gross.

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>>14612601
>animal planet
my sides

>> No.14624753

>>14612095
why does she sit like that?

>> No.14624931

>>14624753
Maybe her eggs cracked?

>> No.14625041

>>14617295
You might considered soft and medium boiled eggs if you dislike the rubbery white and chalky yolk that happens when people overcook the shit out of them. Medium boiled is great, because the yolk is not liquidy but is soft and enjoyable while the whites are tender and nothing has overcooked egg taste. I still have a hard time with scrambled eggs and omelettes due to my dad overcooking eggs every single day when I was younger to the point where I stopped eating breakfast all together and still try to avoid it or keep it really small.

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>>14624931
From what?

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