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RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>> No.14613627

>>14613617
>NICE BRIOCHE BUN

>> No.14613931

>yfw Gordon flips his burgah with an UNSEASONED spatula

>> No.14614142
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>puts salt on tomato
>the tomato turns grey

BLOODY ELL

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>> No.14614264
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14614264

>the grilled cheese video
>the carbonara video
>every recipe where he adds half a gallon of olive oil

>> No.14614548

>half a stick of butter in a small pot of scrambled eggs
LOVELY
MMM, wow

>> No.14614602

>>14614148
Lmfao he really did just make a fatass cowboy burger. At least he used a bigger bun

>> No.14614645
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14614645

>the cocaine video where he takes a giant huff of it at the end

>> No.14614685

>>14614264
I've never had carbonara, so I'm interested to know how he fucked up his carbonara.

>> No.14614799

>>14614685
>traditional carbonara
>pasta
>cheese
>egg
>guanciale/pancetta
>egg and cheese are mixed together and added to the pasta in the pan with the pancetta to form a creamy, rich sauce. the dish is meant to be simplistic and easy while also being delicious and hearty

>gordons carbonara
>uses bacon instead of pancetta
>adds spinach and peas
>adds garlic
>adds cream
>doesnt even resemble carbonara in the furthest sense of the word, ends up being pasta with vegetables and bacon in a cream sauce

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https://youtu.be/kVAfrY2-VrM

>> No.14614827

>>14614799
Ok thank you.

>> No.14614847

>>14614824
Too woke for cu/ck/s

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>>14614824
kent rollins is too based for this earth

>> No.14614917

>>14613617
>expecting a bong to know how to grill a burger

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14615707

>>14613617
>a michelin star chef made this

>> No.14615710

>>14613617
those would benefit from a regular lettuce bun instead of a big loaf of bread.

>> No.14615866

>>14614860
what do you think the ethnostate will be for?

>> No.14616013
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>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo

>> No.14616385

>>14616013
Based

>> No.14616426

>>14614799
>ends up being pasta with vegetables and bacon in a cream sauce
which is fine and probably delicious but its not carbonara

>> No.14616432

>>14616426
It's a form of carbonara. We don't need a discrete noun for every possible combination of things. That would make language cumbersome.

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>>14614264
>the frito pie video

>> No.14616467

>>14616432
its not even close, its closer to alfredo or alfunghi

>> No.14616485

>>14616432
Everything is ultimately a form of everything else, why do we even need any distinct words

>> No.14616535

Imagine being an escort called in to Ramsay's room

>> No.14616541

>>14616535
more coke than you've ever seen

>> No.14616783

Theres literally nothing wrong with using bacon in a carbonara

>> No.14616785

>>14616783
Go find a butchers you lazy sod.

>> No.14617797

>>14616785
where though

>> No.14617957

>>14614824
this guy is only a few levels above jack, he still cooks with pre-made, msg stuff.

>> No.14618005

>>14617957
i think you're missing the point if you think jack is bad because he uses premade stuff

>> No.14618095

>>14618005
he's bad for many reasons, that's why I said the cowboy grandpa is a few levels above him. His food does not look like a dying fetus but he's still a bad cook. Probably pandering to the amerifat youtube user but I can't blame him for making bucks.

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