/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.14617880]

It's out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ReoCdkizk

[Anonymous No.14617911]

>the lemon

[Anonymous No.14617939]

>>14617880
is he never going to cook in a normal kitchen again?

[Anonymous No.14617956]

>>14617939
No he needs to do everything over an open fire nowadays.

[Anonymous No.14617963]

>>14617939
R U S T I C

[Anonymous No.14617968]

>Beautiful
>Really beautiful
>Oh my Lord

[Anonymous No.14618019]

>>14617880
this one actually looked good

[Anonymous No.14618030]

>>14617880
Absolute sl*p of sh*t. He should stick to scrambled eggs like he was doing.

[Anonymous No.14618036]

>>14618019
He was probably sober for this one.

[Anonymous No.14618114]

LITERALLY
GET THE SCISSORS

[Anonymous No.14618120]

>>14617963
R U S T I C C

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[Anonymous No.14618162]

It wasn't bad, but I wouldn't watch it again either.

[Anonymous No.14618208]

has he addressed the "grilled" cheese?

[Anonymous No.14618264]

>>14618208
No he still acting as if nothing was wrong

[Anonymous No.14618569]

>>14618208
>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo

[Anonymous No.14618574]

>>14617880
He's lost it.

[Anonymous No.14618606]

>>14617880
>jack-tier intro

based

[Anonymous No.14618622]

>>14617939
He's a bit behind on the 'rustic' cooking thing... he should just stop.

[Anonymous No.14618626]

>>14618622
i feel like a huge issue is he can't control the heat and he's trying to do these dishes in like one take.

[Anonymous No.14618631]

HE'S OUT OF THE CLOSET??
I KNEW IT!
I FUCKING KNEW IT!!

[Anonymous No.14618641]

>>14618631
i mean cooking is for cunts and bitches and whores and that innit

[Anonymous No.14618645]

How does a brit, coming from a country that has shit taste, become the most renowned YouTube chef? Is it because Bourdain died?

[Anonymous No.14618647]

>>14618645
OR is it because bon appetit died by sjw?

[Anonymous No.14618648]

>>14618645
Gordon has been famous for 20 years, nothing to do with Bourdin...

[Anonymous No.14618663]

>>14618645
are you retarded or just pretending?

[Anonymous No.14618684]

>>14618626
Or you mean he's not a very good cook overall? He has a great visionary mind, and great chef, but his cooking skills are shit. if he doesn't have a well equipped french style kitchen at his disposal he falls apart.

[Anonymous No.14618690]

>>14618663
No, Britain really does have shit taste.

[Anonymous No.14618754]

>>14618645
A lot going on in this post

[Anonymous No.14618802]

>>14617880
>Touch of cream
>pours the cream

[Anonymous No.14618843]

>Literally

Stop saying "literally" you inarticulate fuck

[Anonymous No.14618873]

>>14617968
you eat the meat inside not the burnt shell silly

[Anonymous No.14618878]

>>14617880
>>/tv/
You fucking spamming asshole

[Anonymous No.14618896]

If I had a dollar for every time he said beautiful in that video, I'd have enough money to buy like an expensive meal from somewhere fancy.

[Anonymous No.14618920]

>>14617939
Probably not, I'm fully convinced the mob is after him or something. This constant jumping between countries and cooking in the middle of nowhere isn't normal behavior.

[Anonymous No.14618990]

>>14617880
did he really buy a patch of dirt in norway just so he could cook there?

[Anonymous No.14618997]

>>14617963
R V S T I C
V
S
T
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C

[Anonymous No.14619001]

>>14618019
it's a po boy how can you fuck it up?

[Anonymous No.14619008]

>>14618645
I don't understand the question. it's youtube

[Anonymous No.14619079]

>>14618569
right, little olive oil in the post, keeps the green text from sticking

[Anonymous No.14619095]

>>14618569
>>14618208
>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in sneed

[Anonymous No.14620697]

>>14618569
ok, this is EPIC.

[Anonymous No.14620807]

>>14617880
"little bit of oil" starts a fire that burns the crabs so bad that the camera pans quickly after it sees it, cut and then all of a sudden the crab legs are turned

Akvavit a wonderful botanical liqueur O.o
has he lost all sense of taste and smell, there is a good reason for why most people only drink it twice a year with that said I love it but we are talking shots which is how you drink it, wouldn't destroy food with it, there is nothing about it that would ever make me go "Mmm, I want more of this without the alcohol and in my food", for fucks sake Gordon

[Anonymous No.14620826]

>>14618019
It's a hot dog with poorly cooked crab as the hot dog then some mush on it and that goo with Akvavit is seriously going to taste like shit I couldn't fathom eating a whole one 'cause you aren't gonna take more than one bite that's for sure

[Anonymous No.14620918]

>>14620826
>It's a hot dog
I mean I agree it doesn't look awesome but you could not have made a more retarded analogy to describe it.

[Anonymous No.14620965]

>>14618802
bring it to the boil

[Anonymous No.14621037]

>>14620918
It looks like any regular hot dog around here as long as you go with the larger bun except this gunk was white and not green, it really just is poorly cooked regular crab in a hotdog bun with a terrible gunkidea

[Anonymous No.14621091]

>>14617911
kek, he just puts like 2 drops on it from the end and pretends he didn't knock it over

[Anonymous No.14621099]

>>14619095
I was going to read this but like it's like reading a fucking book

[Anonymous No.14621101]

>>14619095
TURN IT OVAH
TURN IT OVAH

[Anonymous No.14621111]

what are the cheeses he uses? i mean it's hard to melt aged gruyere, but it WILL melt under the right conditions.

[Anonymous No.14621131]

>>14618019
Unlike the last thing of his I saw that fucken firto pie eww

[Anonymous No.14621137]

>>14621131
There is nothing wrong with frtoes.

[Anonymous No.14621141]

>can't make it on tv anymore so he takes to youtube
shamefur dispray

[Anonymous No.14621143]

>>14617880
The swelling from his facelift cleared up.

[Anonymous No.14621146]

>>14621143
ewwww why u gotta mention that tho dawg?

[Anonymous No.14621148]

>>14621137
Sure but his one looked shit the other ones I looked up looked delicious compared to his sad looking thing I'm not even a seppo I'm Aussie

[Anonymous No.14621152]

>>14621148
Limeys fuck everything up, that's all I gotta say.

[Anonymous No.14621158]

>>14621146
I think it's half the reason his first few videos from this season are so fucked up. He looks so haggard here.
>>14618569

[Anonymous No.14621195]

>>14619095
>THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
the cheese has not melted

[Anonymous No.14621197]

>>14617880
>Burns the crab legs
>Just keep rambling and saying "the butter" and "beurre blanc" while stirring the pot.
He needs help.

[Anonymous No.14621209]

>>14617968
you can clearly see that the meat is perfectly cooked though?

[Anonymous No.14621211]

>>14621152
Makes sense

[Anonymous No.14621216]

>>14621111
seriously, if i can melt aged gruyere, AGED GRUYERE, you can melt almost any cheese. the problem is that he is just not trying. he thinks youtube is beneath him so he doesn't even have to try. but then why is he on youtube? youtube is bottom of the barrel trash that only teenagers eat. it's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14621248]

>>14621111
asiago and romano

[Anonymous No.14621253]

>>14621197
The sauce looked watery as well

[Anonymous No.14621263]

>>14617880
>putting gin in a crab roll
eugh

[Anonymous No.14621283]

>>14621263
I like gin but not in a French butter sauce
>>14621216
What does YouTube taste like?

[Anonymous No.14621367]

>ramsay looks 90% like a normal human being
>all ingredients follow the laws of thermodynamics without pop-in
>comfy setting
>looks like a treat to eat

still got some work to do but I'm happy he's more or less back on track

[Anonymous No.14621487]

>>14621283
>>14621263

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akvavit

Not Gin, it's Akvavit! Scandinavian or in this instance Norwegian schnaps

[Anonymous No.14621628]

Wait, who is this video for?
Why is he doing this whole ethnic focus, it ruins the point of a "quick ... recipe"
>crab is region specific
>sauce is made to complement region specific crab
>throws in region specific spirit like its a normal thing people have and can get
the only interesting general purpose thing he showed is cooking crab legs on a open flame and even that is sus cause of the olive oil fire he started

[Anonymous No.14621651]

>>14621628
Scandinavians?

Except we wouldn't cook that shit 'cause we have our traditions,
now how to cook and use our stuff plus Akvavit in cooking has
got to be one of the most stupid cookingideas I've ever heard

[Anonymous No.14621655]

>>14621628
But I frequently watch recipe videos using ingredients I either can't reasonably access or don't bother buying, because I know how to make subs. But also lots of cooking videos these days are made without intending to convey a recipe. Interesting video on this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EXVrzOACv4

[Anonymous No.14621676]

>>14620807
Its his choice

[Anonymous No.14621714]

>>14621676
What does that mean, of course it's his choice it just happened to
be an exceptionally poor one which is why I am surprised it even
got filmed it only points to him not even making and tasting the
food first also not knowing shit about and likely not even tasted the
Akvavit (the smell and taste are two whole different experiences,
taste is the wrong word I think burn would be a better description)

[Anonymous No.14621718]

>>14621714
this thread is gay
fuck off asshole

[Anonymous No.14621737]

>>14621714
>I am surprised it even got filmed
yeah he stopped taste testing at the end so its not surprising anymore if youve been keeping up with the shit he cooks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjDEo9kBQQc&

>>14621718
based retard

[Anonymous No.14621762]

>>14617880
At least it's not the grilled cheese or the brown cheese omelet

[Anonymous No.14622080]

gjetost

fucking caramelized goat cheese desert get it off my eggs and meat you madman

[Anonymous No.14622362]

>>14618019
>grilled crab-pickled onion-botanical liqueur-seaweed flavored sandwich ‘looks good’

[Anonymous No.14622377]

>>14617880
Wait, OP is out of the closet?

[Anonymous No.14622386]

>>14619095
>Americans crying themselves to sleep over ramen, because they know, they have no equal to Ramsey.

[Anonymous No.14622421]

all the comments praise this abomination, wtf is going on

[Anonymous No.14622463]

>>14617880
>e-celebs for people who can't into Internet

Why don't you start a thread about the screaming meth addict on your street corner?

[Anonymous No.14622467]

>>14622463
He is the worlds most famous chef.

[Anonymous No.14622471]

>>14622467

He's the world's least attractive Kardashian.

[Anonymous No.14622486]

>>14617880
Bewfool, so foken bewfool m8

[Anonymous No.14622540]

>>14617939
he has been exiled for having messed up "melted cheese between toast"

[Anonymous No.14624304]

>>14617939
m8
open fire
do you realize how amazing it is?
who needs a kitchen when you got mother nature right here
take the open fire pill

[Anonymous No.14624730]

>>14617939
Walter Staib wannabe

[Anonymous No.14624734]

>>14617880
Why does he have to put olive oil on everything he touches?

[Anonymous No.14625020]

he's definitely wound his neck in here after the grilled cheese shithousery

[Anonymous No.14625047]

>hurr durr it's burned
Yalls some white people up in here

[Anonymous No.14625068]

guys... is he okay?
whats happening im actually worried

[Anonymous No.14625093]

>>14618690
But americans love british accents and whatever americans like the rest of the world is forced to like or at least accept

[Anonymous No.14625097]

>>14617880
>just a touch
>just a touch
>a touch
Is he trying to tell us something?

[Anonymous No.14625122]

>>14621487
>phoneposting

[Anonymous No.14625158]

>>14625122
>spamming the same reaction image in every thread
The Reddit department called. They want to see you personally.

[Anonymous No.14625174]

>>14617880
>byootiful
>just byootiful
>ahhh BYOOOOTIFUL

someone please give this man a thesaurus

[Anonymous No.14625207]

>>14625122
Yup, only have two laptops on the living room table and I was sitting in the wrong couch how so..?

[Anonymous No.14625214]

looks good but on second thought, it actually sounds disgusting

some snownigger scnapps shit?
seaweed butter? (why?)
whole shit tonne of herbs?

why doesn't he just make a crab roll like a normal person? everything he makes now has to have some weird esoteric ingredient (kimchi ina grilled cheese?). It's as if he thinks he can just say "beuaitful" 1200 times and people will believe him.

[Anonymous No.14625374]

>>14625214
>It's as if he thinks he can just say "beuaitful" 1200 times and people will believe him.
i mean, you almost did
and they have to take his word i mean nobody will be going out to buy norwegian king crab and akvavit after seeing this
im 99% sure the intended audience are just people who want to watch *the* gordon ramsay whip something up real quick. thats why everything is literally 1 take and super quick and sloppy. these arent instructional videos theyre just entertainment

[Anonymous No.14625434]

>>14625214
Snaps was originally heavily spiced cheap "brännvin" (kind of like vodka) to hide the awful taste and then it stayed as a tradition 'cause we grew to like it even if we perfected the art of making Vodka, the storebought is great but it's best when you make your own http://www.swedishfood.com/swedish-drink-recipes/167-snaps and no it should never be used in food.

>>14625374
I hope people don't, would be a waste of good crab and based Akvavit that should be saved for Christmas, Midsummer and crayfishbuffets in August and don't think people would like it and start bashing Norwegian crabs and Akvavit

[Anonymous No.14625480]

>>14618645
british food being shit is a meme which needs to die already

[Anonymous No.14625526]

>>14625480

[Anonymous No.14625716]

>>14617880
He sounds tired as shit

[Anonymous No.14625890]

>>14625716
He's running low on cocaine

[Anonymous No.14625915]

>>14625214
it elevates it to the next level

[Anonymous No.14625932]

>>14625480
based

[Anonymous No.14626179]

>>14625915
Warm Akvavit doesn't elevate anything it's where food goes to die

[Anonymous No.14626309]

ok hear me out, would this have been better if he didn't fucking add the herbs and shit at the end? and like slit the crabs a bit for the sauce to really go in and around the bun? it just seems like he added flair

[Anonymous No.14626349]

>>14618569
Can’t wait to post this to reddit later.

[Anonymous No.14626359]

>Akvavit in food
What the FUCK
Stop
Gordon no.
Gordon just because it's Scandinavian does not mean it goes in Scandinavian food.

[Anonymous No.14626378]

>>14626309
>>14626309
Not really 'cause the crab was undercooked and maybe even acquired som burnt taste after the fire hazard and more importantly the goo had Akvavit in it, there simply isn't any coming back from that

Can't fathom what he was thinking and highly doubt he ever tasted Akvavit nor ate what he made afterwards

See >>14626359 gets it

[Anonymous No.14626431]

>>14617880

>cream in beurre blanc
>no wine in beurre blanc

jesus, gordon

[Anonymous No.14626449]

>>14617880
>touch of olive oil on the crab shell

[Anonymous No.14626634]

>>14617880
>that small fucking fire he caused by dropping a ton of oil on the crab ALREADY on the grill
>cooking anything with akvavit
>seaweed butter
>the burnt shell smell that permeates the meat
>raw fucking green onions and parsley under and on top of the crab
>in a hotdog bun
and bonus
>the pre recorded outro likely from months ago where he sounds a ton more lively and energetic than in the actual cooking video.

this man has genuinely lost it

[Anonymous No.14626657]

>>14626634
he also drops his lemon after cutting it

[Anonymous No.14626677]

>>14626657
what could be going wrong with Gordon to make him fuck up on camera like this?

[Anonymous No.14626692]

>>14626677
Some kind of degenerative neurological condition in my opinion. Between this, the frito pie, and those 2 burger videos (one where he knocks half of his condiments off the table), you can tell that he's not right.

[Anonymous No.14626749]

>>14626692
Could be why he moves a lot in his videos, to hide the fact he'd shake unvolutanrily if he was still

[Anonymous No.14626759]

>>14626749
He also seems to have pretty poor control over certain things. Like when he pours the olive oil and ends up dumping a shit load into the grill.

[Anonymous No.14626819]

>>14626759
man, now this is getting sad. poor gordon.

[Anonymous No.14626942]

>>14626449
the olive oil fueled uncontrolled fire really adds the extra something every meal needs

[Anonymous No.14627013]

>>14617880
>a little touch of olive oil
>he actually put a small, reasonable amount of olive oil

[Anonymous No.14627442]

>>14618645
a lot of hard work, seriously, anyone in any powerful position may not be the greatest at what they do but you can't deny that they put in the work, unless its a girl, then she just scuked a few