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Is wine good for you?

>> No.14639316

>>14639314
I would have sex with this girl, if you know what I mean.

>> No.14639336

>>14639316

No, I don't know what you mean.

>> No.14639340

>>14639314
Not much for the face, but I know them titties are good for me.

>> No.14639347

>>14639336
I'd watch her have sex I mean

>> No.14639349

>>14639316
wow how edgy you are haha

>> No.14639350

>>14639314
define "good".

>> No.14639356
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14639356

>wow how edgy you are haha

>> No.14639358

>>14639347
She's not married, so she doesn't have sex

>> No.14639364

>>14639358
Imagine being a man earning a decent wage and marrying a woman unless she had borne you at least three children.

>> No.14639367

>>14639314
No but this is a fast food discussion board so health has never mattered.

>> No.14639391

>>14639356
kُُُُُُُek

>> No.14639394
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14639394

>having sex with a girl is edgy

>> No.14639680

>>14639358
Even Jesus spoke against vows.

>> No.14640353

>>14639316
based department?

>> No.14640391
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14640391

who's to say?

>> No.14640408

>>14639314
How do you resist not groping her during your backyard picnic?

>> No.14640434

>>14639680
>Implying that's what he meant.
He meant to speak truthfully always, dummy. Not just when making oaths. Look at everything else he says there in Matthew. It's about the old rules and he's raising the standards.
>Loving your neighbor is not good enough, I want you to love your enemy.
>You shall not commit adultery, but everyone that looks lustfully upon a woman has committed adultery in his heart.
God bless you, brother.

>> No.14640461

Male wine drinker here. It’s funny buying a good Bordeaux. I usually get asked who I’m buying it for, Wife? Mother? Sister? Surely it can’t be for yourself. Then when I tell it’s for me, I get a shocked look. They recover and decide to ‘play along’ with me. Then they start telling me lots of things I know I about wine.
It’s at this point, if I can be bothered, I go through their shelves and tell them all the ones I’ve tasted and why I like them or not. Which regions I prefer, big up Marlborough, and why I’m not a fan of Californian and 100% prefer Spanish.
Now is when I think they feel bad. Because they always offer me loads of samples. I can usually free taste like 4/5 different ones min on every visit.
Having said that met a really nice man last time through the airport who was giving out Schlumberger samples. We had a great chat. He was awesome.
Now girls at bars when you order a large white find you immediately intriguing. They watch you take a sip. I think they are waiting to see if you make a face. When you look pleased then they have their in to strike up a conversation.
I don’t know a lot of other male wine drinkers but I wish I did. I can only go on so many tasting sessions with girls.

>> No.14640476

>>14640461
This pasta goes well with wine.

>> No.14640532
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>>14639316
>>14639347
>he bought into the "sex" meme

>> No.14640551

>>14640476
A nice port

>> No.14640558
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14640558

No alcohol is not healthy for you. It degrades your nerves and your brain cells and there's a reason why you get addicted to it.

Only alcoholics actually spout shit like "omg a wine a day is good for you" shit. Its not. Stop drinking alcohol, you're poisoning your body.

>> No.14640679

>>14639316
What did he mean by this?

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>>14639314
>>14639316
>>14639347
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2020/08/ckoomer-xv.html

>> No.14640894

>>14639316
But you're not even married to her.

>> No.14641132

>>14639314
Actually no, doctors are stepping back on the whole “glass of wine a day” thing as becoming a drunk is at such much higher risk to your health that you’re better off saving wine for special occasions only. Sober up drunkie.

>> No.14641137

What's with all these zoomer girls trying to be wine aunts lately?

>> No.14641145

>>14640849

Based blog

>> No.14641154
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14641154

Wine makes babies

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>>14639316

>> No.14641240
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>>14641161
>horny jail
Sounds terrifying.

>> No.14641319
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14641319

>tfw no busty cutie to pour me some wine while giving me a lap pillow

>> No.14641335

>>14640434
The Jesus you're thinking of didn't exist... sorry to give you that unpopular fact.

>> No.14641342

>>14641335
Please don't say such silly things. All it does it harden your heart and prevent you from seeing the beauty and truth of the Son of Man offers.

>> No.14641654

>>14639314
Alcohol is good for you meme is literally the biggest cope there is. Maybe in low doses but who could drink that without wanting more. Alcohol is one of the most destructive drugs, mostly because how widely it’s accepted as a norm.

t. drinking socially every other day

>> No.14641674

>>14639314
I would def have sex with her in the missionary position for the purpose of recreation.

>> No.14641685

>>14639394
it is you cück.

>> No.14641701

>>14640532
Is that my fatass cat

>> No.14641779

>>14640461
epic

>> No.14641792

>>14641654
I just have a glass or two with dinner sometimes I don't see the issue

>> No.14641795

>>14640434
>[Not a specific argument].
No, it very explicitly has mentioned "do not vow, but let your yes be yes and your no be no".

>>14641335
"The historicity of Jesus" has already been established amongst scientists and historians.

>> No.14641803

>>14639314
I believe the proper question to ask is:
is coffee good for you lol?
The appropriate reply is:
BUILT FOR BBC

>> No.14641825

>>14639356
Man those kind of caps haven’t been in fashion for ages.

>> No.14641831

used to drink a bottle a night now i just drink on weekends. feel much better mentally and physically now.

>> No.14641832

>>14641795
>Again you have heard that it was said to the men of old, 'You shall not swear falsely, but shall perform to the Lord what you have sworn.' But I say to you, Do not swear at all, either by heaven, for it is the throne of God, or by the earth, for it is his footstool, or by Jerusalem, for it is the city of the great King. And do not swear by your head, for you cannot make one hair white or black. Let what you say be simply 'Yes' or 'No'; anything more than this comes from the evil one.
How do you not take this to mean that vows are wrong? Christ is saying do not swear before heaven, or earth, but instead to speak truthfully always. Not just when taking an oath, etc.

>> No.14641856

>>14639316
I would watch her have sex with a black man, if you know what I mean.

>> No.14641873

>>14640894
>

>> No.14641877

>>14641832
It's non-obvious what you're inquiring, but
>Not just when taking oath[s]
is actually "not oathing at all".

>> No.14642022

>>14639394
the cutest servant

>> No.14642044

>>14641240
its death by snu snu

>> No.14642107

>>14641795
>"The historicity of Jesus" has already been established amongst scientists and historians.

Yea historical Jesus... but not the Jaysoos of the bible.

>> No.14643171

>>14642107
Fundamentally, you're splitting hairs and arguing the plausibility of miracles, missing the relevance of important aspects.

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>>14641856
>I would watch her have sex with a black man, if you know what I mean.

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>>14643622

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>>14643622
>>14643635
i'll assume these two fags don't drink

>> No.14643689

sex sex sex sex SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX

>> No.14643701

>>14639314
Wine, while tasty and supposedly good for the heart (after the 60 Minutes producers were paid off in the early 90's) has little nutritional value. However, that fertile Goddess in the picture is capable of producing up to a gallon of highly delicious nutritious milkies per day.

>> No.14643761

>>14640408
By not being a primal animal, I guess.

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>>14640849
this is fucking great

>> No.14643877

>>14639314
milkers

>> No.14643880

>>14641674
Reported. Enjoy your b&