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No poor people allowed edition.

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>> No.14642325

forgot about this webm but they should do a pig version

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what is this thing? mochi?

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Would you like me to assist you in opening your Soylent® for you, m'lady?

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>> No.14642400

Honestly this is really cool, I would love to get one of these for a party.

>> No.14642412

>$300/lb +tip

>> No.14642418

the kind thats made with rabbu

>> No.14642421

$2800 USD or 2800Â¥?

That's a colossal ripoff. You can buy a whole fucking cow for that.
>Implying I'm poor.
I just hate wasting money on overpriced things.

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Yeah you poor.

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>> No.14642436

God i wish that were me.

>> No.14642440

$13 on an icecream cone is a far cry from what the nipps are pulling off in the op.

>> No.14642442

i never understood the gold thing. if i'm really gonna put a dent in my wallet i'm gonna blow it all on caviar uni and truffles and nice drinks. gold just seems like the ultimate pleb filter

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foot toast

>> No.14642453

>$2800 or $28?
begone plebian

>> No.14642458

>Spending $2800 on a stupid $20 serving tray and $50 worth of meat and rice.

>> No.14642463
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Wagyu beef goes for roughly $200 a pound.

Here's some cuisine that is more your level.

>> No.14642490

>I just hate wasting money on overpriced things.
because you're poor.

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I do not pretend to enjoy diversity beef because I am not a self-hating passportcuck who travels outside his home town. Ching ching chong chong? Try Ford, Chevy, F150 Extended Cab, triggered much? It's called american, do you speak it soyota boy. Work harder and get a real american car and a real american Steak. Whisky. Done. Put some hair on your chest kid.

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>> No.14642502

>$13 dollar per cone
Jesus that's outrageous, i could never afford that

>> No.14642507

Reminder: all rich people are evil parasites and selling them stupid ripoff food is a noble and sound business strategy.

>> No.14642512

i dont get it

>> No.14642530


What the fuck is this shit? I keep seeing this stuff in my YouTube feed. Fucking weird asian bitches drinking shit really loudly and crunching through different kinds of colored ice. Is it some kind of fetish thing or something?

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>haha we're TOTES getting back at them by selling them overpriced crap they can easily afford!
>w-what do you mean, their patronage creates jobs and opens up new industries? s-shut up! they're LEECHES! nothing like me, the only cash I need is my welfare checks...

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it's highly entertaining and the girls are cute
also the eating sounds are relaxing if you want to sleep

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Fuck off faggot.

>> No.14642582

Yes, that's exactly what I'm saying. By upselling them with stupid shit perceived to be luxurious you are tricking them into putting a little money that they stole by gambling on stocks with bailouts back into the economy in a useful way. They create nothing. Rich people are useless eaters.

>> No.14642584

>also the eating sounds are relaxing

The fuck they are. Just come out and say it's a fetish thing.

>> No.14642599

Wait... why is she eating this with whippu cremu? Is this a cake? Bitch gon get diabeetus!

>> No.14642603

>offering services to people allowing them to contribute to the free market is taking advantage of them
>forcing them into labor with no potential for personal gain isn't
I'll never understand commies

>> No.14642606

Why do they keep cutting away from the bartender mixing the drink to show the guy who ordered it?

>> No.14642622

I have to admit that I don't understand your perspective. Do you make anything yourself?

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if it were a fetish it wouldn't be so big with normies

>> No.14642645

>also the eating sounds make me cum

>> No.14642670

Normies are the biggest lame vanilla fetishists of all. Are you fucking kidding? This has to be good bait, right?

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You don't have to make things to reap the profits of the free market.

>> No.14642693

Are you implying that you are useless? Am I supposed to be triggered by your failures?

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Can both of you faggots shut the fuck up?

>> No.14642702

Yeah, sorry. I'm done.

>> No.14642714

I'm guessing the nigger is some sort of zoomer celebrity. Annoyed me too tho.

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what's vanilla about an eating sound fetish?

>> No.14642723

>you're useless unless you fit my very narrow definition of useful
exactly what kind of person do you consider "useful?"

>> No.14642731

weak bait, and that picture is such a cope

>> No.14642732

Why did Bubblegum do a howtobasic knockoff?

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>> No.14642735

I'm done. Have a nice day.

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good day, hope you continue to benefit off the system you hate

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>> No.14642754

>I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man

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i fucking came

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finally, a burger i can actually enjoy

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I've seen better.

>> No.14642845

Anything involving Asian girls on video is a fetish thing. They're a fetish race.

>> No.14642995

Fuck you. Don't insult happy hotdog man.

>> No.14643013

I was going to say to just add the imaginary equations meme but they unironically did it themselves.

>> No.14643018

I know, right?

>> No.14643033

I was going to try and defend the peanut butter, but that went south real fucking quick.

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You forgot the pickles.

>> No.14643051


Such a waste of food

>> No.14643059


Degeneracy is prevalent enough in society that shit like being a furry is considered a normal fetish now. Normies won't bat an eye at this ASMR fetish shit.

>> No.14643074

that probably heals like 50HP

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>> No.14643081

go back to r*ddit already

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explain why normies are constantly trying to get my girl banned off youtube and instagram then

>> No.14643111

It wouldn't surprise me if that's the actual guy.

>> No.14643114

other than the pigging out she's pretty feminine, i can imagine a cute griller that cant get fat triggering some whales

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literally my dick as soon as the licks the tip

>> No.14643123

Because unlike Kimagure Cooking, Sso doesn't give a shit about the live specimens she eats. She overreacts on purpose, she does stupid shit that ultimately fucks with the animal's quality as a food item itself (adrenaline makes meat taste bitter)
At least Kimagure not only respects the animals he prepares, but he treats his viewers like adults and not like 12 year old kids who need a "lol so randum" outburst like that dumb Korean gook.

>> No.14643124


Adding gold and jacking up the price is so outdated.

>> No.14643130

So are you, but not enough people are complaining.

>> No.14643132


It's a food fetish thing. Nothing about food.

>> No.14643133

Mukbangers effectively ruined what eating ASMR used to be.
ASMR, in general, has been ruined by the mainstream media. It never was a fetish.

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>> No.14643155

The fuck is that? An emu?

>> No.14643164

Damn that would be one great refeed for a 1 week fasting

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sounds like you're biased against the korean master race, weeb

>> No.14643181

by going yes do that thing you contribute nothing you capitalist horsehair worm. money restricts action, it does not motivate it. Even people who earn their money get it from people who dont.

>> No.14643189

why her head shaped like a mii

>> No.14643193

I hate them both equally but ok faggot
Have fun simping over a literal retard tho

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>> No.14643206

thats fuckin crazy i'd try that

>> No.14643208


>> No.14643230

>australian """"humour""""

>> No.14643244

this is a highway robbery. you can buy 30 sheets of gold leaf on amazon for the same price

>> No.14643322

Anyone have the other cheesemonger video where he just pops the wheel apart with two blades?

>> No.14643375

I can't but feel like using a wire to cut down the middle would be both faster and easier.

>> No.14643397

you are both pathetic. there is no justification for eating animals alive.

>> No.14643422

You seem mad about something ;).

>> No.14643427

Is this you?

>> No.14643444

>I just hate wasting money on overpriced things.
That's like the main reason for being rich

>> No.14643446

>someone enjoys manly shit
Cope harder faggot

>> No.14643449

You are a rapist.

>> No.14643460

I think that's your site baby predator sloppa taco.

>> No.14643473

Back to lReddit.

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as long as the animal's death serves a legitimate purpose it is justified

>> No.14643493

no, it's a emu and ostrich hybrid bird called an emstrich, They can get up to 11 feet tall and they have a 6 foot wingspan.

>> No.14643502

Found the insect person

>> No.14643507

watching bug people eat live animals is disgusting, it's really pathetic that this is what you weebs jack off to now.

>> No.14643563

Aren't Octopi really sentient and smart? That's pretty fucked of her to eat them raw like that

>> No.14643572

They're more intelligent and sentient than your average Chinaman or SEAmonkey.

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>> No.14643604

i dunno whats more pathetic

this weaksauce attempt at new bait, or the easily triggered that fell for it. 3/10, points for subtle dad's hat

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they wouldn't sell them alive if they weren't meant to be eaten that way as an option

>> No.14643677

It's aight

>> No.14643680

how much would it normally cost for that product not in meme packaging?

>> No.14643747

watch again closely, especially the ice cream webm
it's a filter to alter their faces
fucking creepy, all these fucking internet whores

>> No.14643751

God, shit like this is fucking stupid.

>> No.14643754

rich people hate it too y'know

>> No.14643760

I just realized why the other fighter is ice climbers, kek.

>> No.14643764

I just hope all those ingredients don't get wasted afterward
but who am I kidding

>> No.14643787


>> No.14643795

how does he get out tho

>> No.14643798

why do chinese people have to turn their desserts into a weird gummy paste

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>defend the peanut butter

>> No.14643808

sometimes it feels like some (few, but still) people are looking for a fetish on purpose, like it was cool to have one or something

>> No.14643815

haha, nah, baby boy. i was mocking weak losers who need extra help to open their specially formulated mush/slop. catch up with the times, dummy, read a book or two, you won't be so slow.

>> No.14643885

Literally the only animal that can screw open a lid on a jar.

>> No.14643903

the hand gun is for dessert

>> No.14643960
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>entire thread is some faggot posting webms of an insectoid gook eating living creatures
Start over.

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>> No.14643990

It's actually whipped mayonnaise, bit it's for shock factor

>> No.14643992

Wasn't there a.picture of something similar?

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>patty with grill lines
Oh momma yeah
>cooked with cheese on top
>steamed in one of those steel bowls
>banana bread
Little weird but...I could dig it
Aw hell yeah back to basics
>peanut butter
>chocolate sauce
No stop
What the fuck are you doing

>> No.14644029

He doesn't

>> No.14644035

It's actually illegal to use a cheese cutting wire outside of the Nord-Pas-de-Calais region.

>> No.14644046

Will the cheese police arrest me?
>You're under arrest for illegal cheese cutting methods!
>Drat! How'd you catch me?
>You had a...wire on you.

>> No.14644068

that one frame when she kissed it

>> No.14644071


jack has way better teeth than I have

>> No.14644076


i bet locking in all those juices to simmer itself in while it cooks makes that bird juicy as fuck

>> No.14644078

Little kids love slapstick. Little kids love HowToBasic. Little kids love Gumball. It's genius, actually.

>> No.14644087

i dont think ive seen this guy make something bad even once

>> No.14644108

Holy shit. I felt like something was off but couldn't find what. Weird times.

>> No.14644141

I love this pasta because:

>work harder and get a real american car

Toyota pickups are more expensive lol

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>> No.14644229

her fucking nose is disgusting

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>> No.14644468

>when you crank the filters so high your head turns into a lightbulb

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>> No.14644518

this is up there with washing rice for 5+ years levels of pretentious. literally zero difference in getting a big knife and cutting down the center

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The whole point of the show is to laugh at a financially irresponsible black person. You gotta show his expressions.

>> No.14644545

Isn't that the asian schitzo that keeps posting that image?

>> No.14644547

What kind of cesspool do you live in to assume your average person thinks yiff is normal.

>> No.14644639

That's most likely the result of a bad nose job.

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>tfw even if you make enough money to buy these drinks you'll never be classy enough to get into the clubs and private bars they serve it in

>> No.14644669

not sure if porn or some weird ad for a toaster

>> No.14644680

he looks so proud and happy

>> No.14644707

Calling it a bento is retarded

>> No.14644729

Wagyu beef is also like 90% fat and looks fucking disgusting. I could easily afford it- they've failed to sell it to me.

You realize you can hire a bartender and they'll make you whatever you want, right?

>> No.14644744

Probably some mix between asmr + mukbang

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Why the FUCK does EVERYTHING need to be folded over 1000 times in Japan. Can't they just crack open a can? What do they even know about alcohol?

>> No.14644763

>What do they even know about alcohol?
quite a bit actually

>> No.14644789

What exactly do they know?

>> No.14644830

a newer copypasta? ive seen a few using this image

>> No.14644840

Even more so when you realise the pistol is a Swiss import.....

>> No.14644842

>dude just buy a personal bartender bro
It's not the same. Getting served in an elite club among fellow elites in an incomparable experience one cannot earn; one must be born into it.

>> No.14644849

The flashiness and deliberate overdoing unironically makes it taste better, simply due to the placebo effect.

>> No.14644850

So basically this is cornpasta?

>> No.14644887

beef in jappan is prohibitively expensive in the first place, so probably only about 300 less dollareydoos

>> No.14644928

cuz 2chainz be sexy af

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>> No.14645144


Kek good job anon

>> No.14645153

>doesn't read filenames immediately
what the? new in town?

>> No.14645166

I like Breville appliances.

Their customer service is garbage, unfortunately.

>> No.14645171


These are so hot!

>> No.14645178

You have to understand, on this board manbabies shit their pants about having to pay $6 for a burger at 5 Guys.

>> No.14645198

>$13 for an ice cream cone
Oy vey, I'd never.

Also the asian bitch needs to fuck off.

>> No.14645211

That's a dude

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a woman this beautiful can make anything hot

>> No.14645280

Yeah i'd like the European power socket

>> No.14645324


>> No.14645339

Throw some Doritos and lime on it and Mexicans would eat it.

>> No.14645370

Wtf is wrong with his hand?

>> No.14645379

Do you think this has ever fooled anyone? That by pre-emptively calling someone mad when they make fun of you you're not making it completely obvious that you're seething hard as fuck?

>> No.14645391

There's enjoying stuff that's supposedly manly, and then enjoying it because it's manly.
The former is fine, the latter is forced and obvious insecurity. I don't eat steaks because it makes me masculine, I do it because I like how steaks taste. I don't shoot guns because it makes me masculine, I do it because it's fun. The most masculine thing you can do is whatever you want without feeling the need to use it for some form of social credit.

>> No.14645404

Taking pictures of your food to post on facebook for upvotes is the exact opposite of manly.

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Mexicans are awful.

>> No.14645463


>> No.14645474

this webm has layers

>> No.14645482

I laughed

>> No.14645483

tha fuck do i need that fag for tho?

>> No.14645494

This is what poor people think rich people like

>> No.14645511 [DELETED] 

I hope so because it's kinda hot and I don't get excited about w*men

>> No.14645512

Authority is inevitable, true anarchy is unsustainable because groups always form, and those groups will need leadership to function.

>> No.14645560

You wouldn't reply and insult me if you weren't mad ;)

>> No.14645657

Clearly you are triggered as well so

>> No.14645682

afaik He actually helped them do this.

>> No.14645691

Why is Ben Shapiro so happy?

>> No.14645789

Does that work with hard cheeses like parm?

>> No.14646053

It's called mukbang and it's the food equivalent of losers watching vidya streamers and pretending that they're friends with them. Even as a damn near shut-in I've never been so lonely as to see the appeal.

>> No.14646083

Video games are at least interesting to watch. Eating is not.

>> No.14646133

its $2,800 for the entire cow... cooked to perfection and delivered right to your door.... how is that over priced? you're paying for some of the best meat in japan lol.. retard american

>> No.14646141

>whole cow
>nine pounds of beef
Damn cows in japan must be tiny as fuck.

>> No.14646144

Video games are not interesting to watch. Both of these are activities best done yourself and are not enjoyable vicariously.

>> No.14646149

You're a disgusting animal with a mental illness and should be shot in the head.

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>> No.14646203

imagine paying $2000 for something you can buy the ingredients or and make at home for a quarter of the price

>people with more money than common sense ITT

>> No.14646214

More like 1/20th. No way that's more than $100 worth of meat.

>> No.14646217 [DELETED] 

Damm that's hot. I would love to see his benis

>> No.14646220
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Asian cultures, especially china and korea worship certain face shapes. having an egg shaped head here your chin and jaw line come down to a point is what a LOT of women ask for with plastic surgery. Korea's got one of the highest rates of plastic surgery. They're obsessed with all looking the same way. It's creepy.

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>> No.14646226

This video always makes me angry.

>> No.14646230

You could be right. I was factoring in that it was probably fancy beef from fancy places that charge an arm and a leg for a small chunk at grocery stores.

>> No.14646250

They are.

>> No.14646253

I think they said 9 lbs of meet in there. $10/lb gets you some pretty good beef in the US at least. Shit even filet mignon doesn't go for more than $80/lb. So if that WHOLE TRAY was filet mignon you'd just about be at 1/4th the price.

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Bottom left before looks like kim jong un's sister

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>> No.14646271

Except it's Wagyu, which is about $200 a pound.

>> No.14646276

Yeah. Knowing japan though, it's probably organic special breed kobe beef from the sacred mountains of ancient monk-raised cattle farm. The beef was probably massaged every day and bathed in beer every night.

I dunno, Japan is it's own biggest hype-beast.

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fuck bootlickers

>> No.14646311

Still only gets you to $1800 even if you buy their stupid overpriced beef.

>> No.14646352

Rice, sauces, cooking, container, delivery. It's not that outrageous.

>> No.14646366

You mean the shit you can get in a 5 lb. bag for $10?

>> No.14646369

too salty

>> No.14646391

They're folded over 9000 times.

>> No.14646415
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$10? You're paying too much.

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It doesn't matter, you're arguing with a communist who doesn't believe in the concept of profit.

>> No.14646578

I don't care about y'all's argument, I just wanted to point that out.

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>> No.14646583

>Disparaging over priced nipp steak makes me a communist.

>> No.14646599
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Yes it's a contraction of "you" and "all", and it's in the Oxford dictionary.

>> No.14646615

im really mad a black guy can get that rich while im white and hardworking but stuck in poverty bc liberal professors flunked me out of school

>> No.14646627

who is this guy? this is like the third webm I've seen of him cooking giant food but i have no idea where to find more of his stuff

>> No.14646647

Hello newfriend
only twitter and reddit transplants use y'all, it's a dead giveaway

>> No.14646653

>not wanting to pay laborers more than they deserve
okay retard

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I'm from Texas faggot, what the hell kinda cope is this?

>> No.14646728

you can contract you and all but you can't contract your all or all of your

>> No.14646747

Texas is the second gayest state in the union

>> No.14646753
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You now what they say, only two things come from Texas; steers and queers. And I haven't met a cow yet who can type.

>> No.14646765

Holy shit, she's had a lot of plastic surgery done.

>> No.14646771

I went to a place like this in ginza with a backpack a dirty joy Division shirt and a hobo beard cause I was traveling through Japan. It was p good

>> No.14646777

What did he do to prompt that reaction?

>> No.14646785
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What does that have to do with anything?
Jealousy only hurts y'all.

>> No.14646796

he had his benis out

>> No.14646803

He was an incel and made eye contact with her

>> No.14646806

Turns out he had a really loud horn he blasted when she grabbed the credit card and said, "You're not getting your drink today," before throwing it at him.

>> No.14646807

>black guy being irresponsible with money
>assuming he's rich
Kek. Black culture is buying your groceries for the month in food stamps while walking around in a $2,000 pair of Nikes.

>> No.14646875

I can't imagine honestly enjoying life like that. How the fuck does that work?

>> No.14647038
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Being proud and happy? Well when you're good at something, you feel good.

>> No.14647048
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does anyone have that webm where they mixed mc-nuggets with milk, put it in a blender, froze it, then made rolls out of them?

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>> No.14647064

Good in food is dumb, it doesnt even have a taste

>> No.14647080

it was a video of a fast food burger being cut up multiple times, mixed with milk and then frozen (pushed into a paste) then a roll

>> No.14647088

Gold costs 2 grand an ounce, there's no way that whole thing of foil is entirely gold if they can sell that much of it for only 13 bucks and remain profitable. Chinks be scammin

>> No.14647091

What do you live for? If your answer is "nothing," that's exactly why. Purpose gets bandied about far too often, like some ultimate goal or a higher plane of existence. The truth is, find something you enjoy and find a way to enrich your life with it. Some people are practiced piano players but their day job is some call center. Some draw. For others, their vocation IS what enriches their life. It could be a hobby, a side gig, your main job, even just being the pillar of your family and friend circle, being the person they can always come to for counsel.

Nietzsche said it best: "He who has a why to live can bear almost any how."

>> No.14647099

>Padded with rice

>> No.14647103

The only emoticon we allow here is the green face, newfriend.

>> No.14647107

That sheet is probably 0.01 of an ounce.

>> No.14647110

Oh... ( ._.)

>> No.14647119

1 hundredth of 2 grand is 20 bucks, that's still a loss.

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Here you go autist, tiny bit of google.

>> No.14647145

>Muh Hibiki, distilled over 1000 times

>> No.14647174

>3.15 inch
I know chinks are small, but I'm sure they're not so small that that sheet almost the size of the guy's whole hand is only 3 inches long.
And this looks a lot thinner to me than the one in the webm.
They be scammin.

>> No.14647193

25 sheets at that price is $1.64. Let's say you're right and you double the size to $3.28. At $13.00 you're still making a hefty profit. Hell you could triple that and you're doing fine still.

You're bad at math and bad at economics.

>> No.14647261

You can beat gold leaf to about 0.1 micron. It is insanely thin

>> No.14647268

>he's doing a big smile, so he must be happy!
I bet you're the type of people who think celebrities are all happy because they smile in photos all the time

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>> No.14647311

Let's say it's 6x6". That seems quite big but whatever. Gold leaf is about 0.1 micron to 0.125 microns thick. We'll assume 0.125. that's about 0.000005 inches. 6*6*0.000005 inches of gold would weigh 0.0018 troy ounces. Current price of gold is 1,964.77 USD per ounce. 1964.77 * 0.0018 = $3.54 per sheet (again, we overestimated the sheet size, they're usually smaller)... Even if a company selling leaf takes 100% profit, that's still only gonna be just over $7 a leaf. Plus a few cents of cone and ice cream? Yeah that's pretty good. Thanks for coming to my TED talk

>> No.14647418

Half a lb of high grade meat for 150$ for 18 people sounds fine

>> No.14647433

You're probably the kind of british faggot who eats unseasoned tenderloin for 500$ per gram

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explain this nigger

>> No.14647452

Also 36*5e-6 is 1.8e-4, not e-3. That's 35 cents per sheet. That's 25 cent + 10 cent per sheet in case your mutt brain can't understand numbers

>> No.14647468

I mean...it's useful for people with injuries, illnesses, old people, etc.

>> No.14647483

Who else is gonna make the drink

>> No.14647488

Checked. Based retard.

>> No.14647492


>> No.14647509

cheesemaker here, we use big a big machete and push down the blade with both hands

>> No.14647519

Kek, what a grumpy bitch. He should've gone round again with his benis out like the other guy said.

>> No.14647540

Remeber to never make a woman the butt of your joke, it won't end well.

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>> No.14647564

it's 2chainz and it's a show on vice, which is actually pretty good since he subtly shits on a lot of them for how ridiculous this shit is
he literally just gets high, let's them show off their expensive bullshit, may make fun of them/the product, and then he gets free shit and it's actually pretty comfy

>> No.14647567

I don't know about you, but I like my food to have some good in it. Why would you eat food that's not good?

>> No.14647577

Seems cool for parties or something. But the drinks have to be higher than bar price.

>> No.14647580

she pukes it all out during the jump cuts

>> No.14647588

>How to make asphalt

>> No.14647630 [DELETED] 

I hate vice and generally hate "most expensive" culture but I watched it on youtube anyway and was mildly impressed by how they did the gimmick. I thought it was going to be "look at the black rapper being uncultured" but he subtly flipped the tables and made them look like the blingy bling minstrels all the while wearing his ridiculous rap outfit

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nope, asian women just have the fastest metabolisms
plus the food she's eating is healthy and she doesn't eat like this every day

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This mentally ill weeb with the thousand asian girl eating webms needs a range ban.

>> No.14647659

Yee that's a bit near m8. I don't like that part of Mexican culture tbf.

>> No.14647684

And the Italians get mad at Americans for what we do with their food.

>> No.14647696

It's Canada

>> No.14647699

>webm thread derailed by economics talk

>> No.14647708

You might be right yeah. I didn't check my working so much

>> No.14647710

>My Mazda CX-3 is faster, more fun to drive, and is way better equipped for half the price
>Also won't be rusted out in 5 years like a ford

>> No.14647711

>eating it whole
what if it bites on the way down?

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This is the kind of place you'd want, and it's great too.

>> No.14647765

>Doesn't want to enjoy an expensive stogie with his drink
How gay are you?

>> No.14647770

Is that what you think about dogs too?

>> No.14647781

>im really mad a black guy can get that rich while im white and hardworking but stuck in poverty bc liberal professors flunked me out of school
Yep, keep blaming everyone but yourself.

>> No.14647803


That is your own fault, you idiot. Also liberal professors don't exist in the STEM field. I studied electrical engineering and computer science and not once did any one give a fuck about your race, just your ability to get the work done.

My electives were teh classes I was able to coast by on, though. I remember taking a class in mass media, literally didn't do shit the entire year, made up an excuse that the professor accepted, did a semester worth of assignments in like 3 weeks, and gave a final presentation on fake news.

>> No.14647823

I looked this up and its a lie

>> No.14647835

Not much of a master race huh?

>> No.14647847


>> No.14647856

You're right. It's not really about the beef. It's about how much it costs.

>> No.14647923

fuck you i say ya'll all the time too. Just because you're some jew york faggot who says "yous guys" doesn't mean "yall" is reddit.

>> No.14648053

Unironically yes, that looks amazing

>> No.14648088

>just your ability to get the work done
That doesnt get you a job though

>> No.14648150

That, a degree, and some free labour for a years does.

>> No.14648207

>nope, asian women just have the fastest metabolisms
no they just don't eat like pigs

>> No.14648439

Why do chinks eat sloppy messy ass foods

>> No.14648464

>All these Veblen alcohols
Truly a bugman tastelet

>> No.14648496

Peanut butter is actually really good on burgers, jam can be as well if it's spicy. Chocolate and Banana bread can fuck off tho

>> No.14648509

Do you think Happy Hot Dog Man is happy towards the premise of being boiled alive and then consumed?

>> No.14648513

They sell this shit in pouches, you have to freeze them then open it, it's cheap as fuck

>> No.14648516
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It is Happy hot Dog Man's purpose in life. There is no higher form of happiness.

>> No.14648520

>don't eat like pigs
Are you blind, anon?

>> No.14648530

I bet they didn't survive covid

>> No.14648539

I own my apartment, seethe more renties

>> No.14648541

I think now I want an asian gf.

>> No.14648547

lmao, you don't own anything unless you own the land it's on. Freedom is owning a home, buddy.

>> No.14648548

Name one single reason this can be premade and sold in a gallon bottle

>> No.14648553
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You don't own that land, you rent it from the government.

>> No.14648554

Are Korean males the most beta of all men?

>> No.14648562

>Try to make oreo brownie
>It tastes like dry oreo and milk mush
>The consistency is oreo and milk mush

>> No.14648567

Enjoy your wooden cage in the middle of nowhere that gets destroyed in a heavy storm

>> No.14648571

I bet these are amazing even if I understand how disgusting they are. It's a simultaneous feeling of repulsion and basal, primal hunger that humans try to distance themselves from.

>> No.14648578

You have to eat that fast before it solidifies.

>> No.14648581

I own a cozy little home in a city. It's pretty nice. 2 bedrooms and 1 bathroom with a nice screened in porch to chill on.

>> No.14648588

>You now what they say, only two things come from Texas; steers and queers. And I haven't met a cow yet who can type.

Texans have to be the dumbest niggers, Texan women especially are stupid af, they make Florida crackers look smart.

>> No.14648628

>dorito bread
wonder if he learned that in prison

>> No.14648639
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bitches nose looks like skeletor. Also, what's up with korean females fore(5)heads?

>> No.14648641

factually incorrect

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You actually have to watch out for normies. They are the biggest fags of all.

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>> No.14648706

keksimus maximus

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there's nothing wrong with her nose, she's a 10

>> No.14648802

You are officially banned from posting in any of my threads ever again.

>> No.14649086

Only in Wisconsin could "we put a ton of butter on it" be a burger flavor.

>> No.14649130

you must be really lonely to find that attractive, just saying. the amount of plastic surgery and makeup is obvious. just go away, australian.

>> No.14649420

I'm pretty sure that was recorded in America anon

>> No.14649489

They are cum conoisseurs

>> No.14649684

High speed matcha flavored mochi pounding. If you're ever in Japan, it's worth catching one of their shows at their mochi shop.

>> No.14649688

Birth defect, I knew a guy who had hands like that.

>> No.14649699

This kind of treatment is reserved for premium luxury cheese that costs like $30 a pound.

>> No.14649701

Kayama-san is not just a bartender. He's a goddamn artisan.

>> No.14649706

I buy rice in 50 pounds sacks for like $30.

>> No.14649783

> 'varkin erryday

>> No.14649952

I'm happy for you.

>> No.14649960

Wait, that would cost more per pound than my pic? You're getting ripped off.

>> No.14650081

ASMR is a thing but not everyone experiences it, it's okay if you don't.

>> No.14650126

>here purchase this $20 plastic casing that literally makes 4 simple slices into a bologna finger and puts a face on it

>> No.14650139

Oh, you think this product is dumb? The rest of us thought it was the coolest thing in the world. I'm glad you shared your unique and insightful opinion.

>> No.14650158

i bet u had so many friends in highschool

>> No.14650168

I bet you were diagnosed autistic.

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