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14647920 No.14647920 [Reply] [Original]

I'll start with this abomination

>> No.14647926

>>14647920
>prepping food while wearing jewelry
horrifying

>> No.14647943

OP is a fag.

>> No.14647948

yeah being a dodgers fan is an abomination

>> No.14647955

>>14647920
>woman
>beyond meat
>more posing than cooking
>presses the "meat"
>ring with enough bacteria on it to kiol a horse
This is only in the first 6 seconds btw

>> No.14647960

>>14647920
That looks really good and the girl is honestly beautiful. Fuck you incels trying to shit on well adjusted people.

>> No.14647962

>>14647943
Haha go be a retard elsewhere not everyone in the world wants to eat your abominations. Does your nation even produce real food?

>> No.14647964

>>14647960
I'm not even remotely an incel but I can't stand that this narcissistic type of shit. Simp ass motherfucker lmao.

>> No.14647968
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>>14647920
My sister bought some of those and told me she'll prepare them for me when I come visit her. She wants me to try them.

>> No.14647974

>>14647920
I'm really not attracted to blond girls.

>> No.14647978

>>14647962
U mad?

>> No.14647988

>>14647960
Normal well-adjusted people don't prance around in front of cameras and post themselves all over social media constantly. That is the product of a narcissistic society (yours).

>> No.14647995

>>14647920
I hate women and all but that burger looks fine

>> No.14648008
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>>14647978
Nope

>> No.14648069

>>14648008
Better. Fuck these retarded towers.

>> No.14648092

>>14648069
Yeah I never understood the appeal of stuff like that. You can't get a proper bite and you'll make a mess everywhere and feel like shit after. The fries are not even cooked properly.

>> No.14648103

>>14647920
The impossible burger is better, some faux burgers aren't that good

>> No.14648128

>>14647968
theyre not that horrible really
give it a shot, and tell her to use plenty of seasoning

>> No.14648145

>>14647964
This latest reddit word is just a cringe demonstration of being afraid of vulnerability and emotional intimacy

>> No.14648162

>>14648008
>average american breakfast
>fries on bread
Seems more british honesty

>> No.14648186

>>14648145
>nooo you don't like some instathot who cooks like shit you're an incel

This is your logic. I like women and have gf dude. Just because someone doesn't find what you find attractive, does not make them an incel.

>> No.14648203

>>14647948
Based

>> No.14648219

>>14648162
>deep fried slab of mac and cheese
>not American
I used to load fries onto burgers like that when I was a kid. I was never one of those freaks that dipped fries in shakes, the thought alone gags me.

>> No.14648397

>>14647968
What this fag>>14648128 said, it tastes better than a typical veggie burger. My only issue with it is it has a much higher fat than a normal burger and it's a pain to clean up

>> No.14648560

Look how hard asperger-OP gets triggered by a potato burger lmao what a faggot

>> No.14648573

>>14648560
I think you're in the wrong thread

>> No.14648574
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>>14647962

>> No.14649661
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>>14648219
>freaks that dipped fries in shakes
You don't know what you're missing. Fries dipped in a Wendy's milkshake is one of the greatest fast food combos.

>> No.14649685

>>14647964
Based
>muh look at me muh vegan muh lab grown MeAT muhhh

>> No.14649702

>>14647920
She's just appreciating the cookout flex.

>> No.14649999

>>14648574
who the fuck makes these

>> No.14650008

>>14648008
Jesus. It's so beige

>> No.14650013

>>14647955
How can you see how much bacteria is on the ring? Your eyesight is amazing anon!

>> No.14650016

>>14648162
A chip sandwich is nice but I wouldn't then layer things on top of it. It's got to be chip shop chips too, not fries

>> No.14650018

>>14647964
Sure bud.

>> No.14650033

>>14648008
all that starch, Jeebus

>> No.14650079

>>14647920
vegan burger is basically 3 layers of bun (carbs) with ketchup (sugar, i.e. more carbs) and a few vegetables in the middle

>> No.14650089

>>14647968
Just tell her you don't want it, be a man and honest with your views.

>> No.14650094

>>14647920
>I'm a woman! Look at me! Tee hee!

>> No.14650110

>>14647920
>is a fucking retard
>can cook

Because of the lighting It thought she was white at first.

>> No.14650130

Light life veggie burger are pretty good but can melt at room temp when thawed.

>> No.14650672

>>14649685
look at you now look at me uh

>> No.14651243

Does anyone have that webm of the guy turning the london broil inside out? I got it stuck in my head and can't, for the life of me figure it out. What the H*CK was he doing?

>> No.14651462

>>14650018
Stop projecting your own shortcomings upon others. We're not all losers. My gf is married btw.

>> No.14651551

>>14650089
I was gonna do that, but I've decided to curb my autism and accept the meal. I will read the ingredients and comment that I wouldn't eat them much because it's too processed, though.

>> No.14651573

>>14651551
Shameful.

>> No.14651763

>>14647920
acktchiually.... pretty good for American standards

>> No.14651792

>>14647920
WHAT A STUPID FUCKING BITCH, WHY DO WOMEN ACT LIKE ABSOLUTE RETARDS

>> No.14651794
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>>14647920
>plant patties

>> No.14651804

>>14647968
That's nice of her, try it and just tell her if you like them or not.

>> No.14651809

>>14647988
Based

>> No.14651817

>>14648008
>Raw mince

>> No.14651826

>>14647995
You don't hate women, you hate narcissistic retard roasties. Women cook (real food), clean, have babies, raise babies and aren't insane.

>> No.14651847

>>14650013
t sarcastic jewelry wearing roastie

>> No.14651865

>>14651792
Women don't do that. That's like calling these weak, soiboi creatures men. >>14651794

>> No.14651874

>>14651826
Get out of the basement and look at the real world.

>> No.14651878

>>14647920
>food horror
>putting a mediocre veggie burger in a pan then eating it
shit thread OP

>>14650079
i've had pretty good homemade vegan burgers that were mostly mushroom and onion. i think the binder was beans and chia seed. the ones that seek to replicate meat are way worse than the ones that embrace the fact they're not meat.

>> No.14651912

>>14651874
t. dried roast
I have my own home a family. Sorry to hurt your feelings. Run along and go "create" more content on your instachat and simpforfans, dear.

>> No.14651916

>>14651912
No you don't.

>> No.14651920

>>14651916
What ever makes you feel better about yourself, I guess.

>> No.14651929
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>> No.14651945

>>14651929
Jesus fucking christ. The problem with social media like this is that it normalizes trash bullshit that NOBODY is going to do. Are you fucking kidding me? I know some trashy-ass people, believe me. But not a single one of them would ever serve me chicken coated in cheetos and stuffed with a 2lb block of cheese. This is the food equivalent of shooting for "viral" with no conception whatsoever about what is good or useful.

>> No.14651954

>>14651945
Shut the fuck up eurofaggot, you're just jealous

>> No.14651986

>>14651945
Welcome to the amazing world of "Instagram food", that magical place where retards put a huge amount of melted cheese in a mountain of food and call it a day. Most of this shit is made by restaurant owners that want to show off to the internet how "random" and "wacky" they are

>> No.14651992

>>14650079
That's pretty much like a regular burger, besides they're usually made from some kind of beans which contains a different type of protein than the protein from the grains in the bread. Maybe a bad idea to have fries too, if you're trying to be healthy, but you're making mountains out of molehills.

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i think beyond meat burber is pretty good, but I always put bacon on my hambie, which I guess that's kind of cheating

>> No.14652062
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>>14651243
is this it?

>> No.14652091
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>>14652062
No, it's this.

>> No.14652116

>>14647920
>Those malnourished vegan thighs
Fucking gross, they all have this

>> No.14652118

>>14647968
Enjoy turning into her sister lol

>> No.14652123

>>14647920
why are women so fucking worthless

>> No.14652124
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>> No.14652141

>>14652124
Finally, I can get obese in style with my fancy new ~Edible spoons:copyright: :registered: :tm: ~

>> No.14652142

>>14652062
>>14652091
But why?

>>14652062
I thought he was going to cook it in that bath of oil and I was very angry

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>>14652141
They have healthy options too

>> No.14652179

>>14652118
kek

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>> No.14652220

>>14652192
wtf japan. I am so confused by this.

>> No.14652226
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>>14647948
doyers
>white

>> No.14652377

>>14652192
It started so strong and then just crashed.

>> No.14652388
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>> No.14652411

>>14652148
Haha what a waste of time and effort

>> No.14652418
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>>14652411

>> No.14652429
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>>14652148
Isn't the purpose of silverware so you don't niggerhand your food and end up with sticky fingers like you have been holding something made of sugar and honey?

Something tells me antpeople made this video. It has that peculiar asian autism that borders on cargocultish.

>> No.14652436

>>14652418
They really like this gimmick

>> No.14652437

>>14652418
>premade cookie dough
disgusting

>> No.14652461

>>14651817
OI M8 DAT FOOKIN MINCE IS RAW INNIT. BIT SCHEWPID IF 'E 'ASNT 'AD ANY WA'AH WIF 'IS MEAL. ODD BLOKE 'AT ONE IZ

>> No.14652472

>>14647920
Do Americans really?

>> No.14652488

>>14648008
No way we would eat that with an egg. Add an egg and it's instantly breakfast.

>> No.14652493

>>14648069
>t. Osama circa 2001

>> No.14652515
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>> No.14652525

>>14652062
>prepare this delicious abomination
>use the blandest "cheese" in existence

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>>14652525

>> No.14652554

>>14652542
Didn't even have time for a second take after the chip broke. How many of these do they have to churn out a day?

>> No.14652563

>>14652342
Daddy got his juice

>> No.14652576

>>14652148
people who complain that cooking takes too long and requires too much cleaning follow shit recipes like this

>> No.14652579
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>> No.14652583

>>14652220
it's not Japan, it's a Tasty video
idk why they make videos about food no one in Japan would ever cook. Most Japanese homes don't have an oven large enough to fit that abomination.

>> No.14652589

>>14652226
not awful, would do for a party and serve w/chips when the garlic knots run out

>> No.14652613

>>14652515
not awful, but would rather do slices of avocado w/the tomatoes and mozz pearls instead of using them as cups

>> No.14652617

>>14652542
this must've been the inspiration for Gordon Ramsay's grilled cheese

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>> No.14652681

>>14652388
all this fucking around just to make no food whatsoever

>> No.14652714

>>14652124
>he grated the cheese to mold it into block of cheese again
Do Americans really?

>> No.14652741

>>14648008
a work of art can euro poors compete.

>> No.14653154

>>14648145
Women don't want vulnerability and emotional intimacy. The "male sensitivity" bullshit that started in the 90's was spearheaded by a bunch of frigid housewives who wanted males that would easily bend to their whims. The movement worked obviously. Real women in real life want men who act like men. That doesn't mean football and beer, it means emotional control and the drive to do what needs to get done. If you are crying in front of her, it had better be because your grandpa just died.

>> No.14653189

>>14648008
I fucking hate these meme tower sandwiches. How the fuck are you supposed to eat them? It's retarded food meant to look neat on someone's story first, and be eaten second. Christ do I fucking hate social media and the narcissistic culture surrounding it.

>> No.14653243

>>14652342
If that's Brazil... (which I think it is) almost all of their gas is actually ethanol.

>> No.14653255

>>14647964
>>14647988
True.

>> No.14653273

>>14647968
Tell her to feed it to you by mouth to mouth

>> No.14653421

>>14651929
What kind of retard would put the turkey in the water before you make the brine?

>> No.14653520

>>14651929
you immediately lost me when you started adding Tabasco after using brown sugar.

>> No.14653531

>>14652062
JUST RUB IT IN OIL AHHHHHH WHAT A FUCKING WASTE

>> No.14653537

Just keep trying fake meat til you find one you like. I love the taste of meat and wouldn't eat a meal without it but the meat industries are so beyond fucked and inhumane that I don't want to support them. It tastes worse sure but not much worse and I don't feel bad about it. Not everyone is a soulless cunt that requires the suffering of an entire species to sustain themselves.

>> No.14653553

>>14652579
Virgin incel hands who've never racked a line of coke made that video.

>> No.14653627

>>14647920
Ghastly.

>> No.14653657

>>14652515
how does adding avocado to tomato and mozzarella makes it keto

>> No.14653668

>>14647968
They're not even bad, you pussy. Eat one and then have sex with your slut sister.

>> No.14653998

>>14652388
I never understood this webm. None of them are aesthetically pleasing, they look like shit. some of that "expanded food" shit can look okay sometimes but this doesn't. So what was the point? Or did the guy they get to do it just have no fucking clue what he was doing?

>> No.14654005

>>14647920
people need to stop putting avocado on everything. it is truly the feces of the plant world.

i really want to try that burger though, seems interesting.

>> No.14654032

>>14653657

It follows keto nutritional guidelines so it's keto. Avocado and mozzarella are mostly fat while tomatoes have a negligible amount of carbohydrates. It would be an ok keto snack or a meal.

>> No.14654081

>>14651929
>2LB of cheddar
fuck off

>> No.14654089

>>14654032
then a "standard" caprese is already a keto meal, you're just adding avocado because you're californian and will die unless you eat it with literally everything

>> No.14654146

>>14654089

Yes caprese is already a keto-friendly meal but adding avocado will make it a new recipe. Avocado has a lot of fat so it makes the recipe better for keto than a regular caprice. Keto caprese isn't a bad name for the recipe by any stretch of the imagination.

Every keto recipe is named thus so that people doing keto will find it. I don't get the confusion. Calling it caprese with avocado wouldn't help people who'd want to look for it find it. This is why adding avocadoes to a caprese salad does make it "keto" as keto is just a marketing name.

I am not californian and I personally don't like the over-consumption of avocadoes mainly since they're a very inconvenient plant to grow and harvest. It's a fad fruit that is ruining the environment and creating criminal activity everywhere they're grown because of artificial high demand and relatively high profits. There are avocado cartels killing people on the daily in Mexico since it's so profitable, but it's the favorite foodstuff of liberal millenials who think they're saving the world by "going green". Avocado production for the current demand is unsustainable as it takes a fuck ton of water to make a single fruit and they're eaten by the dozen. Avocadoes are fucking stupid as a source of energy and shouldn't be in anyone's regular diet. That being taken into consideration, they have become a symbol of the ketogenic diet.

>> No.14654149

>>14651929
Recipes don't get any more American than this.

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>> No.14654179

>>14651929
Well, I am an American. This really makes me angry. The animated webm is a waste of food and a waste of time

>> No.14654236

>>14652032
wholesome post

>> No.14654367

>>14652192
I nutted, not gonna lie.

>> No.14654403

>>14651551
dude just eat it and dont be a little biych about it, shes not forcing you to eat one every day, literally just making you one this one timw you visit her.
jusy hold your autism for literally a few hours, it wont kill you

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>>14647920

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>>14647948

>> No.14654502

>>14647920
stop dancing and just eat the fucking burger you no self-confidence cunt

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>> No.14654511

>>14652192
>jap lasagne is just a big meat pastry

>> No.14654516

>>14652354
>>14654487
fuck off /sp/

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>>14650110
>can cook
Your standards are pretty fucking low, my dude.
She fried a vegetable patty on a pan.

>> No.14654583

>>14647968
They aren't bad. They are just way overpriced.

>> No.14654587
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>waah waah there's no meat
>I need animal carcass to feel manly with every meal

Eat a salad and then kill yourselves

>> No.14654812

>>14652124
This perplexes me

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>> No.14654860

>>14651929
Fucking abomination. This had potential too; then they had to include a giant block of cheese and other stupid shit

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>>14654587

>> No.14654866

>>14648008
i wouldn't even be remotely interested in trying that
like, i wouldn't even bother picking off what i don't want and just eating the burger
it's too obnoxious to even consider

>> No.14654874

>>14652124
our culture is in a race to the bottom

>> No.14654881

>>14652192
This started off as one recipe but somehow became 4 recipes by the end

>> No.14654891
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>>14653668
Basado

>> No.14654894

>>14652226
honestly this one isn't bad at all. Could even just serve with vegetables if you didn't want the carbs in the garlic knots

>> No.14654901

>>14651551
>I was gonna do that, but
There is no but
Stand for what the fuck you think now or don't do it, ever. There is no other moment
You're literally allowing women to make you eat the bugs

>> No.14654903

>>14652418
>Stated mission of this channel: turn all creation into some form of spoon

>> No.14654910

>>14652192
>boiled eggs
>turns into some unappealing cake casserole
At least Americans aren't the only fucked up people in the world.

>> No.14654913

>>14653154
>tfw that's the exact reason why I last cried in front of GF
It's a mixed feel

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>> No.14655002

>>14652192
>japanese lasagna
It's italian and it's called a timballo

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>>14652062
nice filename

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>>14653998

>> No.14655049

>>14654516
come and bake me faggot

>> No.14655098

>>14654966
Dios mio...

>> No.14655113

>>14655031
That doesn't look too bad for a party appetizer to be honest.

>> No.14655507

>>14647960
I hope she sees this and calls you nice,bro and by bro I mean you tremendous pussywhiped turbo virgin.

>> No.14655801

>>14647920
>eating chemicals your body was never made to process is cool teehee

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>> No.14655852

>>14647920
I had one of these once and it unsettled my stomach a little.
To be fair. I don't exactly have an iron stomach.

>> No.14655870
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>>14652542
99/100 recipes that start with kimchi are fucking disgusting.

>> No.14655885

>>14654418
fucking disgusting. looks like an uncut penis.

>> No.14655897

>>14647926
>cooking food at home for only yourself
do europoors really have health inspectors come by to permit citizens to make food in their own home?

>> No.14655912
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>>14654418
This gave me a boner.

>> No.14655923
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>>14651794

>> No.14655928

>>14652192
not gonna lie, would still give try it.

>> No.14655939

>>14647920
With all those toppings and sauces, the patty could be made of literal shit and it wouldn't matter

>> No.14655956

>>14652148
>prepare enormous bowl of yogurt
>take one bite with your Granola Spoon™
>you now have an entire bowl of yogurt (minus one bite) and no utensil to eat it with

>> No.14656018

>>14655956
That's why you make many spoons

>> No.14656021
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>> No.14656423

>>14652354
She looks like she's channeling Terry Davis. Based.

>> No.14656557

>>14655870
I don't even understand the point of this.
You can just use a similar cool ranch seasoning instead of dorritos which include the preservatives

>> No.14656623
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>>14656021
Seeing all that cheese and pasta makes me want to fucking puke.

>> No.14656975

>>14655836
I'm going to vomit

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>> No.14657188

>>14647920
>typical wiggle while eating
Why are women like this?

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>> No.14657260

>>14647948
T. Seething Astrolet

>> No.14657271

>>14654587
>1 cup walnuts
Shit already costed like 10 euros to make and it's barely 2 measly burgers.

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>> No.14657657

>>14652091
i gagged

>> No.14657660
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>>14655028

>> No.14657663
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>> No.14657665

>>14655928
Same here

>> No.14657667

>>14654517
The hack fraud serves his workers instant noodles?

>> No.14657670

>>14657194
looks like a good way to fuck your shit up

>> No.14657674
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>>14655912

>> No.14657675
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>>14647920
>white woman
>pro-vegan
>flat as a washboard
tfw have big tiddy asian wife that loves my meat

>> No.14657680
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>>14657663
>all of the time, material, and energy wasted to make some fucking carrots
>could have just made a hotdog

>> No.14657684
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>>14657675
>white
Must be hard to enjoy 4channel being literally blind

>> No.14657685

>>14657663
Unironically looks better than fake meat replacements

>> No.14657688
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>>14649999
Nice quada.
I personally made 90% of these retarded 'jacks.

>> No.14657690

>>14657584
>>14657587
>>14657589
>kinoshita
oh she's definitely going to have a kino shitter after she passes that bread.

>> No.14657693

>>14653668
I can't have sex with my sister.

She's a lesbian.

>> No.14657697

>>14652354
this girl is almost all plastic at this point. instagram ruined her

>> No.14657770

>>14655032
that strip of pork looks incredible

>> No.14657822

>>14657271
just plant a tree

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>> No.14657844

>>14657684
That is as white as any Med is. Sorry, Varg.

>> No.14657886

>>14651929
>>14652062
>>14652124
>>14652148
>>14652192
>>14652226
I fucking loathe these gif/webm recipes that have the same shitty overhead/close up zoom format.

>> No.14657891

>>14652493
UNDERRATED

>> No.14657898

>>14647960
If you're vegan or vegetarian and eating fake meat, you're not well adjusted.

>> No.14657903

>>14648008
Wish it didn't have the fried macaroni patty

>> No.14657919

>>14649661
People who do meme shit like dip fries in shakes, dip chicken in soda, or something else stupid, are tastelets.

I have literally tried it, and you just taste fries and milkshake. None remotely compliment each other. Worthless

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>>14654418
It's like it has erectile dysfunction.

>> No.14658012

>>14655836

The creator of this recipe needs to be gang raped to death in front of his family

>> No.14658015

>>14647920
the only abomination here is ketchup on a burger.

>> No.14658018

>>14657919
but anon, a milkshake is essentially just a sweet creamy sauce

>> No.14658045

>>14647920
Imagine what her farts smelled like after that

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>>14657886

>> No.14658494

>>14654966
Seriously wtf is that shit?

>> No.14658688

>>14654418
Now with NEW cooking instructions!!

>> No.14658693

>>14657663
>Marinate a raw carrot for 30 minutes.
Or you could just leave it on the counter and get the same result.

>> No.14658717

>>14657919
>Salty and sweet don't compliment one another

Can you guess how I know you're a tastelet?

>> No.14658720

>>14653998
>>14652388
that will be $460 sir

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>>14652062
>hmmm horse pussy
fuck that reminded me of that one facebook post by a southern nig

>> No.14658753

>>14648008
I hate this shit, and I'm American. I can't open my mouth as wide as s.oyboys can, so how am I expected to eat this?

>> No.14658794

>>14654173
We already have a process that can cleanly and fully break down plastic, the problem is it's prohibitively expensive.

>> No.14658811

>>14652091
>tfw you find prolapsed anuses appetizing

>> No.14658883

>>14652192

i fucking hate stupid shit like this. Lets just makes some shit then shove it inside of a whole bunch of other shit and call it a dish

>> No.14658949

>>14652388
this is like a joke vid shitpositng right?

>> No.14658986

>>14651929
lost it at the cheddar insertion

>> No.14659016

>>14652124
>Yo dawg, I heard you like cheese
>So I made cheese spoons so you can scoop cream cheese with your cheddar cheese spoon
fuck off

>> No.14659038

>>14652515
lemon juice and balsamic?

>> No.14659060
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>>14657663
marinating a fucking carrot

>> No.14659066

>>14658753
You are weak.

>> No.14659138

>>14658481
holy god fuck I love cheese.webm

>> No.14659256

>>14653154
now please tell us anon. Were you an attic child or a basement child?

>> No.14659262

>>14653154
Grandpa wouldn't want me crying like a little bitch.

>> No.14659288

>>14652192
it looked so good until the fucking boiled eggs and sausages. who would want a fucking protein cake like that

>> No.14659302

>>14658481
Delicious

>> No.14659322

>>14652032
Go to bed Lance

>> No.14659365

>>14647948
You mean to say dating a dodgers fan. This means she's either being blacked or browned.

>> No.14659981

>>14648008
hummina hummina hummina awooooooga

>> No.14660025

>>14659981
What?

>> No.14660034

>>14652583
then why the moonrunes?

>> No.14660046

>>14647920

Can women under 28 do anything without hoeing it up?

>> No.14660050

>>14657271
>Shit already costed like 10 euros
No

>> No.14660052

>>14656021
tastelet

>> No.14660306

>>14657260
lol Dodgers are biggest seethers. The Astros thing might have been the worst thing to happen to them. They now have a scapegoat for their failures and won't feel a need to change. Dodgers and doyer fans can't admit that they were decidedly beaten beaten by the astros at their home stadium in game 7. They were ripped through by the red sox, never had a chance, and only won a game because of a error at 1st. Dave Roberts is their issue, he fucking chokes harder than kershaw but has no excuse. It's not kershaws fault he chokes, he shouldn't be in those situations.

Padres v Athletics world series with Athletics winning it.

>> No.14660334

>>14656021
Soo much grease....

>> No.14660342

>>14647955
>>ring with enough bacteria on it to kiol a horse
I wonder if biting my nails explains why I'm literally never ill.

>> No.14660374

>>14647955
Certain metals like gold/silver/copper are antibacterial

>> No.14660514

>>14648103
Getting more of a seared bite I see

>> No.14660752

>>14654460
Why do they feel the need to ruin perfectly good recipes with random gross shit
i know it gets them more engagement but my god have some decency

>> No.14660816

>>14647920
>Incels SEETHING because they can't have this

>> No.14660861

>>14660816
I'm fairly certain that these soi-laden products are mass produced.

>> No.14660869

>>14647988
>Normal well-adjusted people don't prance around in front of cameras and post themselves all over social media constantly.
It's called instagram you fucking retard

>> No.14660893

>>14659981
based

>> No.14660913

>>14651912
>i hate women that's why I'm married with kids
lmao nice try

>> No.14660942

>>14660913
One of the most retarded anons I've ever came in contact with.

>> No.14660952

>>14648008
holy mother of BASED

>> No.14661024
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14661024

the classic

>> No.14661029

>>14661024
How can one man be this gay?

>> No.14661045

>>14655885
Cutfag detected?

>> No.14661048

>>14655923
fucking saved

>> No.14661049

>>14661024
>glove
That's actually genius every fast food joint should offer those.

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14661053

>>14647920
how hasn't this been posted?

>> No.14661059

>>14652116
You're genuinely retarded
>>14647920
It's a mediocre burger, I don't understand what's so horrifying about it.

>> No.14661060

>>14658481
Even I think this is overkill and I fucking love cheese. I guaranteed most of it didn't even melt either, just the surface.

>> No.14661069

>>14647968
Man up and eat you pussy fucking faggot

>> No.14661072

>>14647988
>normal people don't engage in what's become standard socialization
Nice autismo anon

>> No.14661087

>>14661053
>that'll be $12.50 ma'am
>or $18.00 if you wanna add the other half - it's a much better deal

>> No.14661099

>>14661053
This bitch looks like and has the mannerisms of a whore that doesn't get slapped enough by her black lover

>> No.14661660

>>14652192
honestly with more sauce layered in this would be great

>> No.14661678

>>14647926
It's soyboy shit, you aren't gonna get sick

>> No.14661687

>>14652192
?
It's just timpano

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>> No.14661742

>>14661060
All of it definitely melted

>> No.14661771

>>14648219
>salty and sweet
>hot and cold
>crispy and soft
It might sound weird, but it's pretty good.

>> No.14661774

>>14650013
simp

>> No.14661784
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>> No.14661787

>>14661784
>284 posts before someone ruine dthe thread with Jack

I'm impressed /ck/

>> No.14661788

>>14661784
That chicken looks so fucking juicy, holy shit.

>> No.14661845

>>14648219
>I was never one of those freaks that dipped fries in shakes, the thought alone gags me.
Based

>> No.14661854
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>>14648219
>deep fried slab of mac and cheese

i gotchu senpai

>> No.14661875

>>14647920
I wonder how much she got paid for that.

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>>14648008
In Majorca, a Full American was just a Full English with chips instead of beans

>> No.14661908

>>14648397
Why would I want a veggie burger that tastes like a real burger? I would rather eat a real burger or a veggie burger that's not like a normal burger.

>> No.14661928

>>14657194
Yeah real cool, but fucking why? I can dice an onion just as fast without risking fucking up all my nerve endings for life.

>> No.14661951

>>14649661
You deserve to be shot.
Absolutely horrifying.

>> No.14661991

>>14661099
More like a jewess who's still looking for her doctor or lawyer husband.

>> No.14662005

>>14655870
the final product looks like ass compared to that dank kimchi shit

>> No.14662007

>>14647920
>btw
Impossible MEAT IS HANDS ON WAY Better than Beyond Meat.

>> No.14662075

>>14653998
it's a joke m8

>> No.14662098

>>14652579
i recognize this video, its from chile, some dude tripped over and dropped wine over that cocaine, the screams in the video were fucking hilarious

>> No.14662215

>>14647920
I actually just tried a beyond burger for the first time recently it was alright nothing fantastic but not bad either I dont know why everyone here has such a hardon of hate for it

>> No.14662389

>>14662215
Nobody asked for it and it tastes disgusting. If I ever decided to go vegan id rather eat vegetable products that actually taste good and aren't processed to hell and back, and as a meat eater id rather eat actual meat.

>> No.14662794

>>14661908
My mom can't eat normal burgers so I grill them up for her when I make food for my parents

>> No.14662799

>>14651929
I just dont like how they casually throw in the 2lb cheddar block

>> No.14662824

>>14662215
>such a hardon of hate for it
If your entire identity is that you eat meat, beyond meat is a fundamental threat to your self.

>> No.14662938

>>14657584
>>14657587
>>14657589
I know I shouldn't imagine it but I do anyways

>> No.14662967

>>14651954
seethe

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>>14662215
Processed food is disgusting regardless, and vegan substitute meat patties are processed harder than most charcuteries, and in a sense therefore most disgusting.
It's a bit more nuanced than that, since the finest of liquors and vinegars are processed a shitton, however that's the gist of the disgust of false-meat foods.

>> No.14663243

>>14660034
to attract idiots who think moonrunes are cool

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>>14661053
imagine how happy the cartels are with faggots like these who cannot go a single day without eating an overrated vegetable that doesn't taste good on it's own

>> No.14663476

>>14648008
>undercook burger
Britbonger detected.

>> No.14663482

>>14647920
don't see the problem here, aside from not toasting the bun that's a perfectly valid way to make a burger.

>> No.14663492

>>14653154
>I fucking hate women
>I have never been in a relationship
>I never even associate with women because of how much I dislike them
>but believe me, I know women far better than they know themselves, and what they want is the exact opposite of what they say they want

>please ignore that I'm alone...

>> No.14663506

>>14663492
I'm married with three kids projectotron.

>> No.14663507

>>14647968
they're actually quite good. I'm someone who eats meat in a family of vegetarians, so I've had both many normal burgers and many impossible burgers. They're not the same as regular meat, but they do come the closest of any vegetarian substitute I've tried, and frankly they're better than your average hamburger patty.

Though they should be, given that outrageous price tag...

>> No.14663515

>>14647988
>normal people don't do a thing that is standard within society
is just another way of saying
>am I so out of touch? No, it is the children who are wrong

sorry bud, but you live in a society. Normal well-adjusted people to prance around in front of cameras and pose for social media constantly. It's the abnormal spergs who have no social media and don't engage with mainstream social trends.

>> No.14663534

>>14663506
I'm projecting how much I hate women onto you? That doesn't make much sense, seeing as I don't hate women

how often do you beat your wife and kids?

>> No.14663574

>>14659288
non females

>> No.14663576

>>14663534
Every day. Sometimes multiple times a day. Sometimes I pick up a kid and use him to beat another kid. Sometimes I take two kids and swing them both at my wife when dinner isn't on the table promptly at 6:00.

>> No.14664157

>>14647926
prepping food? she pulled 3 things out of packages and sprayed some condiments on it

>> No.14664324

>>14661053
It's fucks like these that make me unable to enjoy guacamole anymore.

>> No.14664613

>>14652192
two nukes weren't enough

>> No.14664647

>>14647920
Skank slaps together her food like she slaps together life. If i was her dad id consider anheroing.

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>> No.14664739

>>14662098
I recognize the junaeb card when I see it

>> No.14664778

>>14652091
imagine being a cow, getting butchered, and being turned into a meme forever.

>> No.14664818

>>14663476
Retard. If anything the British are known for overcooking their meat, especially to the French.

>> No.14664833

>>14652091
why not cutting it into two slimmer steaks at that point?

>> No.14665114

>>14648008
>Steam-melted cheese
this shit makes me feel sick. I cannot for a moment imagine how that's in any way desirable over traditionally melted cheeses

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