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14647920 No.14647920 [Reply] [Original]

I'll start with this abomination

>> No.14647926

>prepping food while wearing jewelry

>> No.14647943

OP is a fag.

>> No.14647948

yeah being a dodgers fan is an abomination

>> No.14647955

>beyond meat
>more posing than cooking
>presses the "meat"
>ring with enough bacteria on it to kiol a horse
This is only in the first 6 seconds btw

>> No.14647960

That looks really good and the girl is honestly beautiful. Fuck you incels trying to shit on well adjusted people.

>> No.14647962

Haha go be a retard elsewhere not everyone in the world wants to eat your abominations. Does your nation even produce real food?

>> No.14647964

I'm not even remotely an incel but I can't stand that this narcissistic type of shit. Simp ass motherfucker lmao.

>> No.14647968
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My sister bought some of those and told me she'll prepare them for me when I come visit her. She wants me to try them.

>> No.14647974

I'm really not attracted to blond girls.

>> No.14647978

U mad?

>> No.14647988

Normal well-adjusted people don't prance around in front of cameras and post themselves all over social media constantly. That is the product of a narcissistic society (yours).

>> No.14647995

I hate women and all but that burger looks fine

>> No.14648008
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>> No.14648069

Better. Fuck these retarded towers.

>> No.14648092

Yeah I never understood the appeal of stuff like that. You can't get a proper bite and you'll make a mess everywhere and feel like shit after. The fries are not even cooked properly.

>> No.14648103

The impossible burger is better, some faux burgers aren't that good

>> No.14648128

theyre not that horrible really
give it a shot, and tell her to use plenty of seasoning

>> No.14648145

This latest reddit word is just a cringe demonstration of being afraid of vulnerability and emotional intimacy

>> No.14648162

>average american breakfast
>fries on bread
Seems more british honesty

>> No.14648186

>nooo you don't like some instathot who cooks like shit you're an incel

This is your logic. I like women and have gf dude. Just because someone doesn't find what you find attractive, does not make them an incel.

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>> No.14648219

>deep fried slab of mac and cheese
>not American
I used to load fries onto burgers like that when I was a kid. I was never one of those freaks that dipped fries in shakes, the thought alone gags me.

>> No.14648397

What this fag>>14648128 said, it tastes better than a typical veggie burger. My only issue with it is it has a much higher fat than a normal burger and it's a pain to clean up

>> No.14648560

Look how hard asperger-OP gets triggered by a potato burger lmao what a faggot

>> No.14648573

I think you're in the wrong thread

>> No.14648574
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>freaks that dipped fries in shakes
You don't know what you're missing. Fries dipped in a Wendy's milkshake is one of the greatest fast food combos.

>> No.14649685

>muh look at me muh vegan muh lab grown MeAT muhhh

>> No.14649702

She's just appreciating the cookout flex.

>> No.14649999

who the fuck makes these

>> No.14650008

Jesus. It's so beige

>> No.14650013

How can you see how much bacteria is on the ring? Your eyesight is amazing anon!

>> No.14650016

A chip sandwich is nice but I wouldn't then layer things on top of it. It's got to be chip shop chips too, not fries

>> No.14650018

Sure bud.

>> No.14650033

all that starch, Jeebus

>> No.14650079

vegan burger is basically 3 layers of bun (carbs) with ketchup (sugar, i.e. more carbs) and a few vegetables in the middle

>> No.14650089

Just tell her you don't want it, be a man and honest with your views.

>> No.14650094

>I'm a woman! Look at me! Tee hee!

>> No.14650110

>is a fucking retard
>can cook

Because of the lighting It thought she was white at first.

>> No.14650130

Light life veggie burger are pretty good but can melt at room temp when thawed.

>> No.14650672

look at you now look at me uh

>> No.14651243

Does anyone have that webm of the guy turning the london broil inside out? I got it stuck in my head and can't, for the life of me figure it out. What the H*CK was he doing?

>> No.14651462

Stop projecting your own shortcomings upon others. We're not all losers. My gf is married btw.

>> No.14651551

I was gonna do that, but I've decided to curb my autism and accept the meal. I will read the ingredients and comment that I wouldn't eat them much because it's too processed, though.

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>> No.14651763

acktchiually.... pretty good for American standards

>> No.14651792


>> No.14651794
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>plant patties

>> No.14651804

That's nice of her, try it and just tell her if you like them or not.

>> No.14651809


>> No.14651817

>Raw mince

>> No.14651826

You don't hate women, you hate narcissistic retard roasties. Women cook (real food), clean, have babies, raise babies and aren't insane.

>> No.14651847

t sarcastic jewelry wearing roastie

>> No.14651865

Women don't do that. That's like calling these weak, soiboi creatures men. >>14651794

>> No.14651874

Get out of the basement and look at the real world.

>> No.14651878

>food horror
>putting a mediocre veggie burger in a pan then eating it
shit thread OP

i've had pretty good homemade vegan burgers that were mostly mushroom and onion. i think the binder was beans and chia seed. the ones that seek to replicate meat are way worse than the ones that embrace the fact they're not meat.

>> No.14651912

t. dried roast
I have my own home a family. Sorry to hurt your feelings. Run along and go "create" more content on your instachat and simpforfans, dear.

>> No.14651916

No you don't.

>> No.14651920

What ever makes you feel better about yourself, I guess.

>> No.14651929
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>> No.14651945

Jesus fucking christ. The problem with social media like this is that it normalizes trash bullshit that NOBODY is going to do. Are you fucking kidding me? I know some trashy-ass people, believe me. But not a single one of them would ever serve me chicken coated in cheetos and stuffed with a 2lb block of cheese. This is the food equivalent of shooting for "viral" with no conception whatsoever about what is good or useful.

>> No.14651954

Shut the fuck up eurofaggot, you're just jealous

>> No.14651986

Welcome to the amazing world of "Instagram food", that magical place where retards put a huge amount of melted cheese in a mountain of food and call it a day. Most of this shit is made by restaurant owners that want to show off to the internet how "random" and "wacky" they are

>> No.14651992

That's pretty much like a regular burger, besides they're usually made from some kind of beans which contains a different type of protein than the protein from the grains in the bread. Maybe a bad idea to have fries too, if you're trying to be healthy, but you're making mountains out of molehills.

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i think beyond meat burber is pretty good, but I always put bacon on my hambie, which I guess that's kind of cheating

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is this it?

>> No.14652091
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No, it's this.

>> No.14652116

>Those malnourished vegan thighs
Fucking gross, they all have this

>> No.14652118

Enjoy turning into her sister lol

>> No.14652123

why are women so fucking worthless

>> No.14652124
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>> No.14652141

Finally, I can get obese in style with my fancy new ~Edible spoons:copyright: :registered: :tm: ~

>> No.14652142

But why?

I thought he was going to cook it in that bath of oil and I was very angry

>> No.14652148
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They have healthy options too

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>> No.14652192
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>> No.14652220

wtf japan. I am so confused by this.

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>> No.14652377

It started so strong and then just crashed.

>> No.14652388
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>> No.14652411

Haha what a waste of time and effort

>> No.14652418
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>> No.14652429
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Isn't the purpose of silverware so you don't niggerhand your food and end up with sticky fingers like you have been holding something made of sugar and honey?

Something tells me antpeople made this video. It has that peculiar asian autism that borders on cargocultish.

>> No.14652436

They really like this gimmick

>> No.14652437

>premade cookie dough

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>> No.14652472

Do Americans really?

>> No.14652488

No way we would eat that with an egg. Add an egg and it's instantly breakfast.

>> No.14652493

>t. Osama circa 2001

>> No.14652515
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>> No.14652525

>prepare this delicious abomination
>use the blandest "cheese" in existence

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>> No.14652554

Didn't even have time for a second take after the chip broke. How many of these do they have to churn out a day?

>> No.14652563

Daddy got his juice

>> No.14652576

people who complain that cooking takes too long and requires too much cleaning follow shit recipes like this

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>> No.14652583

it's not Japan, it's a Tasty video
idk why they make videos about food no one in Japan would ever cook. Most Japanese homes don't have an oven large enough to fit that abomination.

>> No.14652589

not awful, would do for a party and serve w/chips when the garlic knots run out

>> No.14652613

not awful, but would rather do slices of avocado w/the tomatoes and mozz pearls instead of using them as cups

>> No.14652617

this must've been the inspiration for Gordon Ramsay's grilled cheese

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>> No.14652681

all this fucking around just to make no food whatsoever

>> No.14652714

>he grated the cheese to mold it into block of cheese again
Do Americans really?

>> No.14652741

a work of art can euro poors compete.

>> No.14653154

Women don't want vulnerability and emotional intimacy. The "male sensitivity" bullshit that started in the 90's was spearheaded by a bunch of frigid housewives who wanted males that would easily bend to their whims. The movement worked obviously. Real women in real life want men who act like men. That doesn't mean football and beer, it means emotional control and the drive to do what needs to get done. If you are crying in front of her, it had better be because your grandpa just died.

>> No.14653189

I fucking hate these meme tower sandwiches. How the fuck are you supposed to eat them? It's retarded food meant to look neat on someone's story first, and be eaten second. Christ do I fucking hate social media and the narcissistic culture surrounding it.

>> No.14653243

If that's Brazil... (which I think it is) almost all of their gas is actually ethanol.

>> No.14653255


>> No.14653273

Tell her to feed it to you by mouth to mouth

>> No.14653421

What kind of retard would put the turkey in the water before you make the brine?

>> No.14653520

you immediately lost me when you started adding Tabasco after using brown sugar.

>> No.14653531


>> No.14653537

Just keep trying fake meat til you find one you like. I love the taste of meat and wouldn't eat a meal without it but the meat industries are so beyond fucked and inhumane that I don't want to support them. It tastes worse sure but not much worse and I don't feel bad about it. Not everyone is a soulless cunt that requires the suffering of an entire species to sustain themselves.

>> No.14653553

Virgin incel hands who've never racked a line of coke made that video.

>> No.14653627


>> No.14653657

how does adding avocado to tomato and mozzarella makes it keto

>> No.14653668

They're not even bad, you pussy. Eat one and then have sex with your slut sister.

>> No.14653998

I never understood this webm. None of them are aesthetically pleasing, they look like shit. some of that "expanded food" shit can look okay sometimes but this doesn't. So what was the point? Or did the guy they get to do it just have no fucking clue what he was doing?

>> No.14654005

people need to stop putting avocado on everything. it is truly the feces of the plant world.

i really want to try that burger though, seems interesting.

>> No.14654032


It follows keto nutritional guidelines so it's keto. Avocado and mozzarella are mostly fat while tomatoes have a negligible amount of carbohydrates. It would be an ok keto snack or a meal.

>> No.14654081

>2LB of cheddar
fuck off

>> No.14654089

then a "standard" caprese is already a keto meal, you're just adding avocado because you're californian and will die unless you eat it with literally everything

>> No.14654146


Yes caprese is already a keto-friendly meal but adding avocado will make it a new recipe. Avocado has a lot of fat so it makes the recipe better for keto than a regular caprice. Keto caprese isn't a bad name for the recipe by any stretch of the imagination.

Every keto recipe is named thus so that people doing keto will find it. I don't get the confusion. Calling it caprese with avocado wouldn't help people who'd want to look for it find it. This is why adding avocadoes to a caprese salad does make it "keto" as keto is just a marketing name.

I am not californian and I personally don't like the over-consumption of avocadoes mainly since they're a very inconvenient plant to grow and harvest. It's a fad fruit that is ruining the environment and creating criminal activity everywhere they're grown because of artificial high demand and relatively high profits. There are avocado cartels killing people on the daily in Mexico since it's so profitable, but it's the favorite foodstuff of liberal millenials who think they're saving the world by "going green". Avocado production for the current demand is unsustainable as it takes a fuck ton of water to make a single fruit and they're eaten by the dozen. Avocadoes are fucking stupid as a source of energy and shouldn't be in anyone's regular diet. That being taken into consideration, they have become a symbol of the ketogenic diet.

>> No.14654149

Recipes don't get any more American than this.

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>> No.14654179

Well, I am an American. This really makes me angry. The animated webm is a waste of food and a waste of time

>> No.14654236

wholesome post

>> No.14654367

I nutted, not gonna lie.

>> No.14654403

dude just eat it and dont be a little biych about it, shes not forcing you to eat one every day, literally just making you one this one timw you visit her.
jusy hold your autism for literally a few hours, it wont kill you

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>> No.14654502

stop dancing and just eat the fucking burger you no self-confidence cunt

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>> No.14654511

>jap lasagne is just a big meat pastry

>> No.14654516

fuck off /sp/

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>can cook
Your standards are pretty fucking low, my dude.
She fried a vegetable patty on a pan.

>> No.14654583

They aren't bad. They are just way overpriced.

>> No.14654587
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>waah waah there's no meat
>I need animal carcass to feel manly with every meal

Eat a salad and then kill yourselves

>> No.14654812

This perplexes me

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>> No.14654860

Fucking abomination. This had potential too; then they had to include a giant block of cheese and other stupid shit

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>> No.14654866

i wouldn't even be remotely interested in trying that
like, i wouldn't even bother picking off what i don't want and just eating the burger
it's too obnoxious to even consider

>> No.14654874

our culture is in a race to the bottom

>> No.14654881

This started off as one recipe but somehow became 4 recipes by the end

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>> No.14654894

honestly this one isn't bad at all. Could even just serve with vegetables if you didn't want the carbs in the garlic knots

>> No.14654901

>I was gonna do that, but
There is no but
Stand for what the fuck you think now or don't do it, ever. There is no other moment
You're literally allowing women to make you eat the bugs

>> No.14654903

>Stated mission of this channel: turn all creation into some form of spoon

>> No.14654910

>boiled eggs
>turns into some unappealing cake casserole
At least Americans aren't the only fucked up people in the world.

>> No.14654913

>tfw that's the exact reason why I last cried in front of GF
It's a mixed feel

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>> No.14655002

>japanese lasagna
It's italian and it's called a timballo

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nice filename

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>> No.14655049

come and bake me faggot

>> No.14655098

Dios mio...

>> No.14655113

That doesn't look too bad for a party appetizer to be honest.

>> No.14655507

I hope she sees this and calls you nice,bro and by bro I mean you tremendous pussywhiped turbo virgin.

>> No.14655801

>eating chemicals your body was never made to process is cool teehee

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>> No.14655852

I had one of these once and it unsettled my stomach a little.
To be fair. I don't exactly have an iron stomach.

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99/100 recipes that start with kimchi are fucking disgusting.

>> No.14655885

fucking disgusting. looks like an uncut penis.

>> No.14655897

>cooking food at home for only yourself
do europoors really have health inspectors come by to permit citizens to make food in their own home?

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This gave me a boner.

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>> No.14655928

not gonna lie, would still give try it.

>> No.14655939

With all those toppings and sauces, the patty could be made of literal shit and it wouldn't matter

>> No.14655956

>prepare enormous bowl of yogurt
>take one bite with your Granola Spoon™
>you now have an entire bowl of yogurt (minus one bite) and no utensil to eat it with

>> No.14656018

That's why you make many spoons

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>> No.14656423

She looks like she's channeling Terry Davis. Based.

>> No.14656557

I don't even understand the point of this.
You can just use a similar cool ranch seasoning instead of dorritos which include the preservatives

>> No.14656623
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Seeing all that cheese and pasta makes me want to fucking puke.

>> No.14656975

I'm going to vomit

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>> No.14657188

>typical wiggle while eating
Why are women like this?

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>> No.14657260

T. Seething Astrolet

>> No.14657271

>1 cup walnuts
Shit already costed like 10 euros to make and it's barely 2 measly burgers.

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>> No.14657657

i gagged

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>> No.14657665

Same here

>> No.14657667

The hack fraud serves his workers instant noodles?

>> No.14657670

looks like a good way to fuck your shit up

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>white woman
>flat as a washboard
tfw have big tiddy asian wife that loves my meat

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>all of the time, material, and energy wasted to make some fucking carrots
>could have just made a hotdog

>> No.14657684
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Must be hard to enjoy 4channel being literally blind

>> No.14657685

Unironically looks better than fake meat replacements

>> No.14657688
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Nice quada.
I personally made 90% of these retarded 'jacks.

>> No.14657690

oh she's definitely going to have a kino shitter after she passes that bread.

>> No.14657693

I can't have sex with my sister.

She's a lesbian.

>> No.14657697

this girl is almost all plastic at this point. instagram ruined her

>> No.14657770

that strip of pork looks incredible

>> No.14657822

just plant a tree

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>> No.14657844

That is as white as any Med is. Sorry, Varg.

>> No.14657886

I fucking loathe these gif/webm recipes that have the same shitty overhead/close up zoom format.

>> No.14657891


>> No.14657898

If you're vegan or vegetarian and eating fake meat, you're not well adjusted.

>> No.14657903

Wish it didn't have the fried macaroni patty

>> No.14657919

People who do meme shit like dip fries in shakes, dip chicken in soda, or something else stupid, are tastelets.

I have literally tried it, and you just taste fries and milkshake. None remotely compliment each other. Worthless

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It's like it has erectile dysfunction.

>> No.14658012


The creator of this recipe needs to be gang raped to death in front of his family

>> No.14658015

the only abomination here is ketchup on a burger.

>> No.14658018

but anon, a milkshake is essentially just a sweet creamy sauce

>> No.14658045

Imagine what her farts smelled like after that

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>> No.14658494

Seriously wtf is that shit?

>> No.14658688

Now with NEW cooking instructions!!

>> No.14658693

>Marinate a raw carrot for 30 minutes.
Or you could just leave it on the counter and get the same result.

>> No.14658717

>Salty and sweet don't compliment one another

Can you guess how I know you're a tastelet?

>> No.14658720

that will be $460 sir

>> No.14658731
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>hmmm horse pussy
fuck that reminded me of that one facebook post by a southern nig

>> No.14658753

I hate this shit, and I'm American. I can't open my mouth as wide as s.oyboys can, so how am I expected to eat this?

>> No.14658794

We already have a process that can cleanly and fully break down plastic, the problem is it's prohibitively expensive.

>> No.14658811

>tfw you find prolapsed anuses appetizing

>> No.14658883


i fucking hate stupid shit like this. Lets just makes some shit then shove it inside of a whole bunch of other shit and call it a dish

>> No.14658949

this is like a joke vid shitpositng right?

>> No.14658986

lost it at the cheddar insertion

>> No.14659016

>Yo dawg, I heard you like cheese
>So I made cheese spoons so you can scoop cream cheese with your cheddar cheese spoon
fuck off

>> No.14659038

lemon juice and balsamic?

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marinating a fucking carrot

>> No.14659066

You are weak.

>> No.14659138

holy god fuck I love cheese.webm

>> No.14659256

now please tell us anon. Were you an attic child or a basement child?

>> No.14659262

Grandpa wouldn't want me crying like a little bitch.

>> No.14659288

it looked so good until the fucking boiled eggs and sausages. who would want a fucking protein cake like that

>> No.14659302


>> No.14659322

Go to bed Lance

>> No.14659365

You mean to say dating a dodgers fan. This means she's either being blacked or browned.

>> No.14659981

hummina hummina hummina awooooooga

>> No.14660025


>> No.14660034

then why the moonrunes?

>> No.14660046


Can women under 28 do anything without hoeing it up?

>> No.14660050

>Shit already costed like 10 euros

>> No.14660052


>> No.14660306

lol Dodgers are biggest seethers. The Astros thing might have been the worst thing to happen to them. They now have a scapegoat for their failures and won't feel a need to change. Dodgers and doyer fans can't admit that they were decidedly beaten beaten by the astros at their home stadium in game 7. They were ripped through by the red sox, never had a chance, and only won a game because of a error at 1st. Dave Roberts is their issue, he fucking chokes harder than kershaw but has no excuse. It's not kershaws fault he chokes, he shouldn't be in those situations.

Padres v Athletics world series with Athletics winning it.

>> No.14660334

Soo much grease....

>> No.14660342

>>ring with enough bacteria on it to kiol a horse
I wonder if biting my nails explains why I'm literally never ill.

>> No.14660374

Certain metals like gold/silver/copper are antibacterial

>> No.14660514

Getting more of a seared bite I see

>> No.14660752

Why do they feel the need to ruin perfectly good recipes with random gross shit
i know it gets them more engagement but my god have some decency

>> No.14660816

>Incels SEETHING because they can't have this

>> No.14660861

I'm fairly certain that these soi-laden products are mass produced.

>> No.14660869

>Normal well-adjusted people don't prance around in front of cameras and post themselves all over social media constantly.
It's called instagram you fucking retard

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>> No.14660913

>i hate women that's why I'm married with kids
lmao nice try

>> No.14660942

One of the most retarded anons I've ever came in contact with.

>> No.14660952

holy mother of BASED

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the classic

>> No.14661029

How can one man be this gay?

>> No.14661045

Cutfag detected?

>> No.14661048

fucking saved

>> No.14661049

That's actually genius every fast food joint should offer those.

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how hasn't this been posted?

>> No.14661059

You're genuinely retarded
It's a mediocre burger, I don't understand what's so horrifying about it.

>> No.14661060

Even I think this is overkill and I fucking love cheese. I guaranteed most of it didn't even melt either, just the surface.

>> No.14661069

Man up and eat you pussy fucking faggot

>> No.14661072

>normal people don't engage in what's become standard socialization
Nice autismo anon

>> No.14661087

>that'll be $12.50 ma'am
>or $18.00 if you wanna add the other half - it's a much better deal

>> No.14661099

This bitch looks like and has the mannerisms of a whore that doesn't get slapped enough by her black lover

>> No.14661660

honestly with more sauce layered in this would be great

>> No.14661678

It's soyboy shit, you aren't gonna get sick

>> No.14661687

It's just timpano

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>> No.14661742

All of it definitely melted

>> No.14661771

>salty and sweet
>hot and cold
>crispy and soft
It might sound weird, but it's pretty good.

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>> No.14661784
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>> No.14661787

>284 posts before someone ruine dthe thread with Jack

I'm impressed /ck/

>> No.14661788

That chicken looks so fucking juicy, holy shit.

>> No.14661845

>I was never one of those freaks that dipped fries in shakes, the thought alone gags me.

>> No.14661854
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>deep fried slab of mac and cheese

i gotchu senpai

>> No.14661875

I wonder how much she got paid for that.

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In Majorca, a Full American was just a Full English with chips instead of beans

>> No.14661908

Why would I want a veggie burger that tastes like a real burger? I would rather eat a real burger or a veggie burger that's not like a normal burger.

>> No.14661928

Yeah real cool, but fucking why? I can dice an onion just as fast without risking fucking up all my nerve endings for life.

>> No.14661951

You deserve to be shot.
Absolutely horrifying.

>> No.14661991

More like a jewess who's still looking for her doctor or lawyer husband.

>> No.14662005

the final product looks like ass compared to that dank kimchi shit

>> No.14662007

Impossible MEAT IS HANDS ON WAY Better than Beyond Meat.

>> No.14662075

it's a joke m8

>> No.14662098

i recognize this video, its from chile, some dude tripped over and dropped wine over that cocaine, the screams in the video were fucking hilarious

>> No.14662215

I actually just tried a beyond burger for the first time recently it was alright nothing fantastic but not bad either I dont know why everyone here has such a hardon of hate for it

>> No.14662389

Nobody asked for it and it tastes disgusting. If I ever decided to go vegan id rather eat vegetable products that actually taste good and aren't processed to hell and back, and as a meat eater id rather eat actual meat.

>> No.14662794

My mom can't eat normal burgers so I grill them up for her when I make food for my parents

>> No.14662799

I just dont like how they casually throw in the 2lb cheddar block

>> No.14662824

>such a hardon of hate for it
If your entire identity is that you eat meat, beyond meat is a fundamental threat to your self.

>> No.14662938

I know I shouldn't imagine it but I do anyways

>> No.14662967


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Processed food is disgusting regardless, and vegan substitute meat patties are processed harder than most charcuteries, and in a sense therefore most disgusting.
It's a bit more nuanced than that, since the finest of liquors and vinegars are processed a shitton, however that's the gist of the disgust of false-meat foods.

>> No.14663243

to attract idiots who think moonrunes are cool

>> No.14663456
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imagine how happy the cartels are with faggots like these who cannot go a single day without eating an overrated vegetable that doesn't taste good on it's own

>> No.14663476

>undercook burger
Britbonger detected.

>> No.14663482

don't see the problem here, aside from not toasting the bun that's a perfectly valid way to make a burger.

>> No.14663492

>I fucking hate women
>I have never been in a relationship
>I never even associate with women because of how much I dislike them
>but believe me, I know women far better than they know themselves, and what they want is the exact opposite of what they say they want

>please ignore that I'm alone...

>> No.14663506

I'm married with three kids projectotron.

>> No.14663507

they're actually quite good. I'm someone who eats meat in a family of vegetarians, so I've had both many normal burgers and many impossible burgers. They're not the same as regular meat, but they do come the closest of any vegetarian substitute I've tried, and frankly they're better than your average hamburger patty.

Though they should be, given that outrageous price tag...

>> No.14663515

>normal people don't do a thing that is standard within society
is just another way of saying
>am I so out of touch? No, it is the children who are wrong

sorry bud, but you live in a society. Normal well-adjusted people to prance around in front of cameras and pose for social media constantly. It's the abnormal spergs who have no social media and don't engage with mainstream social trends.

>> No.14663534

I'm projecting how much I hate women onto you? That doesn't make much sense, seeing as I don't hate women

how often do you beat your wife and kids?

>> No.14663574

non females

>> No.14663576

Every day. Sometimes multiple times a day. Sometimes I pick up a kid and use him to beat another kid. Sometimes I take two kids and swing them both at my wife when dinner isn't on the table promptly at 6:00.

>> No.14664157

prepping food? she pulled 3 things out of packages and sprayed some condiments on it

>> No.14664324

It's fucks like these that make me unable to enjoy guacamole anymore.

>> No.14664613

two nukes weren't enough

>> No.14664647

Skank slaps together her food like she slaps together life. If i was her dad id consider anheroing.

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>> No.14664739

I recognize the junaeb card when I see it

>> No.14664778

imagine being a cow, getting butchered, and being turned into a meme forever.

>> No.14664818

Retard. If anything the British are known for overcooking their meat, especially to the French.

>> No.14664833

why not cutting it into two slimmer steaks at that point?

>> No.14665114

>Steam-melted cheese
this shit makes me feel sick. I cannot for a moment imagine how that's in any way desirable over traditionally melted cheeses

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