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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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What would you do with an ostrich egg?

And fuck you if your first thought was
>make a big ass omlette

>> No.14650750

Hard boil it.

>> No.14650754

>>14650746
Fuck it

>> No.14650761

Ostrich onsen egg

>> No.14650763

>>14650746
Poach it like I poached its mother

>> No.14650767

raise it until it grow big and eat full roast ostrich

>> No.14650769

a bunch of tiny ass omlettes

>> No.14650770

Put it back in the ostrich

>> No.14650775

several normal-sized omelettes

>> No.14650786

>>14650746
molly from Bon Appetit made a bunch of stuff with them. there is a video on their youtube about it. From what I understand one of them is the equivalent of 18-24 chicken eggs. Probably the best bet is to scramble it.

>> No.14650817

>>14650746
I'll eat it butthole-first.

>> No.14650820

>>14650746
Mayo.

>> No.14650831

>>14650746
Shove it up my arse.

>> No.14650843
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>>14650746
>make a big ass omlette
I think a sunny side up would look cuter and it will really show how big the egg actually is. (It may be harder to make and you'd probably need a big pan for it). You can add some other breakfast/brunch foods next to it (like in pic), but it would be really big meal for one person.
Good luck!

>> No.14650931

>>14650746
I've had one of these before, it was cooked in a large cast iron skillet and finished in the oven so it'd cook evenly. It was decent but a touch gamey.

>> No.14650942

>>14650746
Hatch it into an ostrich and raise it.

>> No.14650954

>>14650746
one big fried egg

>> No.14650955

>>14650746
I wanna stick it up my butt and poop it back out and pretend it's a human egg

>> No.14651257

>>14650746
make a big cake

>> No.14651262

>>14650746
make a giant easter egg

>> No.14651401

>>14650746
Softboiled in my ramen bowl

>> No.14651525

Giant deviled egg surround by many smaller deviled eggs

>> No.14651560

>>14650746
Hardboil it and use it as my ramen bowl.

>> No.14651563

>>14650767
This

>> No.14651657

>>14650746
Make big ass scrambled eggs, duh

>> No.14651658

>>14650746
My first thought was a big-ass frittata.

>> No.14651666

Let the rice cook it

>> No.14651670

>>14650786
Molly is the fat blonde ?

>> No.14651672

>>14651670
she was the only blonde, she doesn't work there anymore.

>> No.14651695

>>14650746
bigass deviled egg.

>> No.14651711

>>14650746
seems like it would be good for /out/ings with a group for breakfast.

>> No.14651720

>>14650746
Eat it raw pussy

>> No.14651853

>>14650746
I'm more interested in painting the shell.

>> No.14652383

>>14650746
Use it to make many smol omelettes. That shit looks like it can easily make 10 regular omlettes

>> No.14652517

I'd make a giant fucking deviled egg. The mother of all deviled eggs!

>> No.14652551

I'd buy 3 dozen eggs and throw the eggs at it one at a time as if they were battling. If it doesn't die it's honored as a champion

>> No.14652592
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14652592

WE'RE MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK

>> No.14653007

>>14651853
and that's why you're a faggot

>> No.14653082

>>14650746
Hard boil it just to see if I could pull it off without over / under cooking it. Then I would make a deviled egg out of it and take it to my next get-together.

>> No.14653090

>>14653082

Not sure if you've ever played with goose eggs, but it's extremely hard to boil them without overcooking.

>> No.14653094

>>14653090
I have, that is why I would love to see if I could do an ostrich egg without fucking it up. I can do duck eggs perfectly now, I haven't tried hard boiling a goose egg in a long time.

>> No.14653102

>>14650746
Fuck you. I want a big omelette with bacon.

>> No.14653115

>>14650746
Stick it in my ass

>> No.14653128

>>14650746
I'd fuck it.

>> No.14653226

>>14650746
make a knife

>> No.14653227

>>14650767
>>14650746
Inject its ova with frog DNA and dinosaur DNA and sit on it for a month. Then terrorise San Diego with it.

>> No.14653241
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>>14650746
Microwave
Cut fuck hole
Fuck

>> No.14653250

>>14650746
Make a massive soft boiled egg and then dip an entire toasted baguette in it to make the world's largest toast soldier

>> No.14653320

Id plaster it over your mom's car

>> No.14653377

>>14650746
M...make a big ass omelette.

>> No.14653420

>>14650746
Throw it at somebody as a funny joke and give them a concussion. Haha fuckin loser.

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>>14650746
ID MAK EGG SALAD!!!!!!!!!

>> No.14653444

>>14650746
Make a big ass omelette.

>> No.14653682

>>14650746
the mother of all creme brulees, jack.

>> No.14653700

>>14650746
I'd build a fire pit over sand and let it get really hot then I would dismantle the fire pit and crack the ostrich egg into the hot sand to cook it.

>> No.14653703

>>14650746
If you're doing anything else you're not going to appreciate it beyond it being a lot of egg. If I baked you something and said it was made with 9 chicken eggs or one ostrich egg, you wouldn't be able to distinguish it.

>> No.14653710

1guy1jar that shit over a huge skillet

>> No.14653844

>>14650746
Fling it off an overpass and cause trouble

>> No.14653969

>>14650769
If this was a /ck/ YLYL... I fuckin lost.

>> No.14654002

>>14653250
>This
Nice one!

>> No.14654004

>>14650754
spbp

>> No.14654022

make a fuckload of meringue
the question is what to do with the meringue

>> No.14654039
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>>14650746
There's only one way to cook an ostrich egg.

>> No.14654119

>>14650754
Came here to post this
Imagine soft boiling it and just ramming your cock straight into it while it’s still warm
SPBP

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>>14650746
They all have their purpose.

Medium heat: you're getting ready for a big day out somewhere. You've been looking forward to this all week.

Low heat: you're feeling a little down because you're behind in the tasks you need to get done.

Beat in pan: you're in the mood to indulge yourself.

Beat with milk (any kind): dunno. That seems stupid. Maybe you're cooking for kids but don't want to give them anything good.

Gordon Ramsay method: you're feeling slovenly. You haven't showered. You're not going to shower. The most effort you're going to put into anything today is breakfast.

Cooked with oil: you're expecting a visitor today. Your mind is partly occupied with the understanding that your schedule is going to be influenced by somebody else.

Let butter and eggs cook together: you're focused, and ready to involve yourself in a complex task today.

Browned butter before adding eggs: you've got art on the mind. Maybe some beautiful music is playing in the background. Maybe there's something about the way the wind is tickling the trees today. Everything looks like it was made to be painted.

>> No.14654175

>>14650746
For me? It's Ostrich Eggs Benedict.

>> No.14654674
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>>14651695
>>14651525
That's a great idea but it may me hard to eat. Deviled eggs are finger food and kinda made to be shoved whole in your mouth so eating a giant one may be a little hard. But it looks awesome

>> No.14654677

>>14653320
Now that's a statement

>> No.14654796

>>14650746
>What would you do with an ostrich egg?

This: >>14651257
Big cake.

>> No.14655830

my aunt and uncle owned ostrich
she had like 26 foster children/
we did a breakfast scramble/

she literally opened the egg with an electric drill lol

>> No.14655840

Balance it out with potatoes & create a fry.

>> No.14655841

>>14654674
That would be disgusting, like one of those Swedish “cakes” made of sandwich meat, bread, and mayo

>> No.14655905

>>14650746
U obvs cook it in sand.

>> No.14655930

>>14650746
Stuff it up your bung hole

>> No.14655938

>>14654123
Mine look nothing like them

>> No.14656165

>>14650746
Scotch that mofo

>> No.14656179

>>14655905
Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle in the sand.
Wrap it up in cellophane and hold it in your hand.