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remember to report Ja/ck/ posters edition.

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>> No.14681648

where does he get those tiny eggs

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I am the bone of my egg
Shell is my body
And yolk is my blood
I have created over a thousand eggy breads
Unknown to sanitation
Nor known to health inspectors
Have withstood heat to create many omelettes
Yet, those hands shall never leave the fort

Here I come, Surly King of Heroes. Do you have enough eggs in stock?

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>> No.14681690

god I wish that were me

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>> No.14681700

Tiny chickens.

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>> No.14681708

>blade, nice and dulled

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>> No.14681716

>remember to report Ja/ck/ posters edition.

>bell pepper (not bell pepper)
>some cheddar (not cheddar)

kill urselve my man

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>> No.14681727

When you kill a chicken, you can open her up and raid a bunch of eggs in various stages of development. Some of them will be very small.

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>> No.14681751

>pure muscle only one fight went past one round i was injured i could hold you down and rape you if i wanted

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>> No.14681758

Fucking animal. Those poor baby eels never had a chance.
Protip: never trust somebody who eats using chopsticks

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>thought you could talk shit, like i wouldn't find out?

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>> No.14681793

Blaziken if he real

>> No.14681894

This should be labeled as "autistic person", but a jibe at murricans doesn't ruffle my feathers much.

>> No.14682014

This is brilliant

>> No.14682035

this guy is really going to cut the shit out of himself with that x-acto knife one of these webms.

>> No.14682356

His face is so fucking miserable

>> No.14682389

God I wish I was 4 or 6 inches tall. I could have plenty of space, build mansions from Legos, and I could host tiny dinners for me and my friends.

>> No.14682391

Is this a vote fetish thing?

>> No.14682394

If you use hobby knifes enough, you build up a lot of callouses on your fingertips. Back when I built a lot of model ships, I'd often shave and cut pieces using my thumbtip as a cutting board. It allowed for a good grip and pressure, and I never bled from it.

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No, the Chinese believe the fresher something is the healthier it is. Also, they believe the higher the suffering the more flavor is released.

There are a few reasons they are like that. Firstly, there are a lot of Chinese and not much food so they eat weird shit. Secondly, Chinese superstition and medicine proclaims the health benefits of fresh living food. Thirdly, their morality is different than most of the worlds.

This is only some of the smaller bits of their food culture. I won't post anymore because the majority of it is absolutely disgusting, more so than this video.

>> No.14682434

>Also, they believe the higher the suffering the more flavor is released.
This doesn't seem accurate
We'd see a lot of torture farms, where animals are abused for years--but the majority of meat comes from normal farms out in the country
Sure there's a lot of other animals that the Chinese choose to eat because beef isn't always the least expensive choice, but if you're going to try to teach someone something you shouldn't make it up on the spot

>> No.14682435

Y'know, I had pet snakes as a kid that I'd feed fuzzies to, and never once did I look at the things and think "yeah, I'd eat that".

>> No.14682459

It literally is true. They whip dogs with sticks sometimes for days so the meat is more tender. All while the dog is alive.

>> No.14682461

There are loads of torture videos from Chinese farms but mostly from Chinese markets. I don't want to post any though.

>> No.14682477

>i don't want to post culinary videos from this culture that i don't respect

>> No.14682478

Had his hands on the floor....

>> No.14682483

Wtf is this,??

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Bro, you don't want to see them / animal torture videos are not food related. Plus, I don't disrespect them, it's just gross.

Instead, have a video of a German making her own version of lasagna

>> No.14682500

Just come to terms with the fact that you're racist against the Chinese and have no respect for their beautiful culinary expressions.

>> No.14682511

LoL, if you say so. Barbarism is barbarism.

>> No.14682513

Based, don't post chink shit here

>> No.14682518

Oh, and NOW you have something against the people of the Barbary Coast? Need I remind you that they gave us couscous and other culinary delights?

>> No.14682609

> hate on jacktards
> no one cares in the slightest about this horrendous faggotry with cancer cheese inserted right up into your meat
webm threads have really gone downhill, it's like you all had stroke and are in a wheelchair or something

>> No.14682619

Fucking glorious

>> No.14682716

>aaaaa help me

>> No.14682819

At the start, why is his soup in a bag in a bowl?

>> No.14682847

>this kills the crab
>with extreme efficiency

>> No.14682862

fuck you and your stupid webm OP

>> No.14682904

I assume it's so he doesn't need to clean the dishes. Just throw away the plastic bag instead.

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>> No.14683517

fucking disgusting

>> No.14683523

I swear I haven't seen that scene before, but I could somehow tell that it's Sacha Baron Cohen just from the thumbnail and I have no idea how.

>> No.14683525

Because he sticks out like a sore thumb and is incredibly obvious?

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Maybe post some that are about cooking food instead of cringe.

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Tell the guy above me to fuck off.

>> No.14683550

According to the mods, Ja/ck/ webm's are NOT cooking related and are against the rules.

>> No.14683560

That's probably a part of it, but there should be more to it as I immidiately thought of him even before opening the video.

>> No.14683624

>According to the mods, Ja/ck/ webm's are NOT cooking related and are against the rules.
Mods are fags then because bad cooking is still cooking

>> No.14683634

how does he get out of this nightmare

>> No.14683662

Not my rules. Just stating the facts. Any Jack webm may disappear at any moment and the poster may get banned.

>> No.14683663

Never seen a cooking video made by a giant before.

>> No.14683668


No, Chinese people can't vote

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Do you know any mods or are you just trying to scare faithful ja/ck/ers from spreading the occult culinary techniques such as the egg-hand?

>> No.14683875

Got it straight from a mod on IRC.

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anyone have that homosexual crying about how fat he is and then cuts to him eating like a pig for youtube updoots?
I need it to prove a point

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it's good to have friends in high places

>> No.14683921

Anyone can contact a mod on IRC, it's fairly easy and you'll actually get a response straight from the horses mouth.

>> No.14683945

A novelty in Japan is to have intricate and weird candy, some using that method that makes liquids into balls.

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please don't narc me out. I'm just trying to spread awareness on how one can cook with what the good lord provides.

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That looks disgusting

>> No.14684054

This contraption is actually inspired by a similar system they used in Dachau.

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this guy?

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>Just come to terms with the fact that you're racist against the Chinese
I am racist against the Chinese.

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>> No.14684461

fuck I miss EMT, but only like the first 30 episodes.

>> No.14684509

it's cgi dude industrial crab processing plants are not real, the numbers just don't add up

>> No.14684519

what did they feed him
he looks not well looked after look how much poop is smeared on him

>> No.14684529

5 scoops.

>> No.14684554

what the fuck is that
holy shit just get a double boiler jesus christ

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>> No.14684637

Posting Ja/ck/ should be a bannable offense, hell I've been banned for less. Fuck jannies!

>> No.14684640

looks like he's gonna have to eat his way out

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>> No.14684712

Merchent deal

>> No.14684722

its how vaginas are made

>> No.14684737

what like? electric floors or something like that?

>> No.14684803

ah fucking hell hes going to cut off his hand on that thing

>> No.14684828


The pinnacle of continental cuisine

>> No.14684897

Why would you ever want to masturbate a crab to death?

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>> No.14685058

Those must have came from a really big ass chicken

>> No.14685090

Finally someone else that knows

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>> No.14685137

Now just do that for Big Meth Chicken

>> No.14685143

>ywn ride the crabcoaster

>> No.14685145

I literally just pour egg yolks, spices and lemon juice into a blender and then slowly add melted butter as it mixes so as to not cook the egg. WTF is this shit?

>> No.14685172

When I'm on keto I like to freeze small cubes (5g) of butter, it's actually nice, creamy and crumbly. Tried it with 50g once, fucking bad idea.

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>> No.14685338

Quail eggs?

>> No.14685357

Its NYC pizza. It tastes like the floor anyway.

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>> No.14685403

>$30 and a ton of work to recreate a shitty fast food item

>> No.14685409

we know sloppa we know.

>> No.14685412

I can't watch shit like that without constantly being petrified thinking he's going to lose a hand or worse.

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Around gas, never relax

>> No.14685429

>Maybe post some that are about cooking food instead of cringe.
>Says don't post cringe and posts Jack making a horrific monstrosity at the same time

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>> No.14685470

he takes a dropper of yolk and a couple droppers of white from a single regular chicken egg to make it look like tiny eggs.

>> No.14685480

I have plenty of videos of Chinese people torturing dogs before eating them.

>> No.14685483

>$450 device with $2 a tortilla pods
>Versus less than $2 for a few dozen tortilla's worth of Masa and lard, and $10-30 for a press

>> No.14685488

Taco Bell tests new stuff in Irvine because it has a huge stoner population.

>> No.14685505

what the fuck

>> No.14685516

Oh thank god, I was afraid he was putting that somewhere else.

>> No.14685525

>around gas, watch your ass
Come on anon that wasn't hard.

>> No.14685562

There's gotta be an easier way

>> No.14685636

chefsteps did something like this for their eggs benedict vid. looked like it worked pretty well desu

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>> No.14685740

What the fuck

>> No.14685941

why don't my eggs look like this? am i not putting enough salt in it?

>> No.14685984

Don't add any salt until after it's cooked.

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>> No.14686089

This is satire, right? Please?

>> No.14686103

He never gets them close to the blade. He's never pressing in towards the blade.

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>remember to report Ja/ck/ posters edition.

>> No.14686155

around gas, stink poo ass
8O XP~

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> tfw he starts reaching offscreen for more fillet-o-fishies

>> No.14686197

You shouldn't.
Never forget that Harley (((Morenstein))) took the show to some Jew TV executive behind the backs of Muscles Glasses and the rest of the cast to try and fuck them out of royalties after they all worked on the show together for years.

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Based kitchen scissors

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Porcini powder is the greatest enhancer ever, this is a fact.

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>> No.14686459

But why?

>> No.14686468

This wouldn't even work

You can't deep fry chocolate

>> No.14686488

I feel like hes trying too hard now

>> No.14686490

Kinda comfy. I want that guy to stop wrestling and just make chanko for the rest of his days.

>> No.14686496

It's brownie batter.

>> No.14686502

what a bummer. This board got me hooked on that lolcow and i have no one else to talk to about his new retarded video of injecting cholula into a pork shoulder. hes the worst cook in the world, it's fucking riot.

>> No.14686506

is jack a mod now?

>> No.14686509

Wtf is this real???

>> No.14686512

post away my brave solider! Show the world what the beast hath wrought!

>> No.14686514

load a double barrel into your mouth mamacita

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>> No.14686530

thats dumb
the only reason I ever come to webm thread on this board is to watch jack's webm
or are you making it up?

>> No.14686537

No, I'm not making it up.

>> No.14686538

California white woman corn holer. fuckin idiots

>> No.14686549

Do Americans really

>> No.14686561


>> No.14686569

I don't really lie, especially not for no reason on the internet.

>> No.14686574

do you have a single pic of mods saying hes off-topic?

>> No.14686582

hope the motherfuckers can catch and preserve enough locust to tide them over until the famine is over.

>> No.14686595

not answering my question. Why is jack posting being banned/deleted whatever? "I don't really lie" shut up you mod cock sucking idiot, I wanna post webms of jack eating raw meat. bootlicking fuck. You must be jack

>> No.14686602

I always wonder
do jack browse /ck/?

>> No.14686613

i think we got our proof hombre. nice knowing you

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That's the whole thing.
I'm not sure personally. I tried to get more info, but the mod stopped replying altogether.

>> No.14686633

Yournamehere's not technically in the wrong, even if he is a bit of an ass about things. Trying to turn it into a whataboutism match with with the eggspam, which also gets deleted often, was a really stupid approach.
The mod's aren't required to justify shit, either. It's literally the first line in the rules.

>> No.14686638

Why didn't you just post this earlier. Fuck this is hilarious! I'm dying. This dude has gotta be jack. or jack jr. Tell the devil not today baby. Jack lives matter! How is making fun of a shitty cook not a part of cooking?

>> No.14686664

I guess he want to point that ja/ck/ is more of eceleb topic than /ck/
but then if they want to go that route that mean we cant talk about ramsay either
or any of the food related internet personalities like chef john, Mark wiens or whatever
which I think its not fair for single out jack like that

I get why some people hate jack shits because its always the same shit keep getting repost over and over that add nothing to the discussion
but its not like its flooding the board or being invasive or anything
its basically the same as posting reaction image
I really dont see why they have to be banned

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You’re a little faggot, the kind of faggot who snitches on the rest of the class if they find a few answers to a test. You’re a buzzkill goody two shoes cum snorter who can’t wait to go home and suck on mommy’s teet while you watch Pokémon. You’re a white Steve Erkal nerdy little locker ocupier tighty whitey wearing hentai binger. Guaranteed to cry when any other male tries to talk to you, the only thing you do is suck up to Moddy crawling to their feet in hopes that they’ll think you’re cool. You’lol never be a mod kiddo, you’ll always be the biggest faggot there ever was.

>> No.14686670

Holy shit Jack is deleting comments from the old videos on YouTube right now haha! I’ll always remember them. Agh it was a great time. He’s def a mod. He can still use a mouse with one hand on his scooter right? Unless Tammy splits a fatty on the floor and sends jack a flying. Keep the dead hand alive brotha.

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that mod is lazy af. If you do something, do it with a good reason

>> No.14686687

Jack being shit and off topic is good enough.

>> No.14686689

Get him! Send his pussy to the graveyard. Such a stone cold jack stare down too. You really can feel the weasely desire to be accepted from this cunt. “I don’t really lie”. I hope you really die. jack attack. Tammy tamale has had it up to here with your dead hand! The bull ain’t kickin!

>> No.14686693

Seriously, I love Ja/ck/ threads but they get so much more hate then all of the other YouTube food celeb posts. Adam Regurgia, those weird Bon Appetit faggots/Brad guy etc etc. somehow those are okay but the threads that have been part of the fabric of this board for the last 10 years isn’t? I learned about Ja/ck/ from this board more then a decade ago.

>> No.14686698

Well, I wasn't really sure what to expect, so when I've read that Ja/ck/ apparently isn't cooking my mind immidiately jumped to "not everything in there is cooking, but is still fine" and used the most obvious example of that, which is the eggman. I thought it made sense, since even the mod apparently doesn't think it's against the rules either, so it clearly isn't just about "not cooking". It's not like it's the only thing I would've brought up. I wrote that Jack content often gets replies that's cooking relevant and that my jack post was actually a proper recipe, even if it's from him.

Mods can ban whoever they want, but there's still reason for the ban and I really don't understand why the jack banhammer.

What makes you say that? I don't want to be a mod, what a silly suggestion.

Also I don't think this is an appropriate avenue for this sort of discussion. I just wanted to inform you fellas that jack is off limits, because I really could've used that info before I got banned and would've appreciated it at the time, though it's getting a bit too far now. If you want more you should probably turn to the IRC. I'd rather end it now with jack being against the rules and that' sit.

>> No.14686705

if you want them flaky like that dont overmix them

>> No.14686709

You’re worse than wanting to be a ck mod. You want to suck a ck mods shriveled dick. What a life of hell.

>> No.14686721

The caveat with 4chan being a private site is pretty clear in the rules, though. The mods can ban you for whatever reason at their own discretion and with no notice or explanation.
Going into the IRC to ask "why was I banned?" is like asking "why am I being told to leave?" when getting kicked out of a restaurant. It's a reasonable question, but they're really not required to answer it and usually cover their asses better by not doing so and just being ignorant about it.

Oh, no, god forbid somebody wants /ck/ to improve.

>> No.14686725

Imaging cucking yourself for the mods because you’re scared. Are you afraid that this is fucking China? Here, let me show you how to grow a pair you faggot.


>> No.14686729

Fucking Christ you sound like you have aspergers.

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>> No.14686736

Nobody's afraid of the mods, retard. Thinking they're somehow persecuting you and that you're flaunting against them by shitposting and ban-evading just outs where you really came from.

>> No.14686744

Clearly too literate to be jack but wow such a bitch. Is that what makes it improve? Isn’t that what we decide as people on the board? There’s still a ton of Taco Bell and fast food threads, alcoholic threads. What a hill to stand on hahaha

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Numods are just doing their own things now I guess
I mean they already banned sakurafish off /a/
but this is more like
this one waitress refuse to put a cucumber in the glass of water when you asked because she doesnt like it
and you keep asking why not
then that waitress decide to just kicked you out and say because she doesnt like it
so you are trying to get a ruling from other waiters/chefs/managers/owner of the place whatever cucumber in water is illegal here or is that one waitress was just being a cunt over pointless shit like cucumber in the water
because jack shits arent really doing anything harmful

oh well whatever I guess I will just stop coming into webm thread
everything are reposts anyway but at least jack webms were always entertaining everytime I watch it

>> No.14686756

I knot Ja/ck/ threads and have been on this board way longer than you moron. Go back to redd!t. I don’t post in Ja/ck/ threads to be rebellious, I do it because I like it. This faggot is telling everyone not to do it because they’ll get banned, gee thanks newfag. Who would’ve guessed?

>> No.14686761

Do I? Thanks for informing me that, would not have known otherwise.

Mostly. I'm kind of disappointed I didn't get an actual answer, but that's how things have to go. Jack is vorboten and that's where it ends for me.

You think that shouting at mods and janitors constitutes bravery or something akin to that? I can shitpost about FUCK JANNIES and CLEAN UP THIS MESS, while reseting my router, but I don't find it amusing, especially since other users of this site will have to read it and it'll be taking the space of their posts. If I don't have anything to say/post, I generally don't post, it's kind of as simple as that. If I get banned for something, I might not get it or agree, but I don't feel like the freedom to make posts about some e-celeb on a cooking board ia war I would want to fight. You can fight it if you want, but it's just not for me.

>> No.14686765

This is juicero-tier consumerism

>> No.14686768

>taking up space

Yeah because /ck/ is such a fast moving and populated board. You don’t post because you’re boring, kys loser.

>> No.14686772

Oh, please, tell me more about how much I post, please educate me. Tell me the stats. Go ahead, I'm waiting.

>> No.14686779

Lmao, le newfag is mad that he's been positively identified.

>> No.14686780

Okay, ready? You’re a dumb faggot and you have a tiny bird cock.

>> No.14686786
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>> No.14686788

Posting Ja/ck/ since 2009.

>> No.14686789

Where have I told people not to create jack posts or threads though? Link please?

Your point being?

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I see you

>> No.14686801


>> No.14686802

My point being that you should punch yourself in the head until you don’t fantasize about black cocks fucking your mother anymore.

>> No.14686806

Why should I do that?

>> No.14686809

So you’ll finally become a 4chan Mod.

>> No.14686811

I already wrote that I don't want to be a 4chan mod. You sure have an attention span of a fish.

>> No.14686822

At least I don’t have the cock of a bird

>> No.14686827

I'm not sure why you're tell us that, but I feel happy for you nonetheless.

>> No.14686830

Well that is JD
Name 1 person that drinks it striaght.

>> No.14686831

>uses edam babybel

>> No.14686832
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>trust me, bros! I'm definitely an oldfag!
Okay, we get it.

>> No.14686833

1 Pizza please, without the lint or pubes thanks.

>> No.14686844

Real ja/ck/ followers measure time in His strokes

>> No.14686865

>that'll be $250 + tip

>> No.14686877

>all that sodium

>> No.14686906

Looks like VD

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>> No.14686951

how are you suppose to know what you're eating if it's all covered in chese?

>> No.14686980

Don't like mystery food?

>> No.14687012

Americans are babies

>> No.14687037

Imagine the smell of her vinegary shits

>> No.14687046

If you're gonna do that then ban all fucking ecelebs. God knows this board would be better without all the BA spam, Ragusea spam, Ramsay cooking scrambled eggs out of an elephant asshole, le nutmeg orange fool bait threads, etc etc

>> No.14687056

What are they making ?

>> No.14687059
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>Malaysian restaurant just outside of Kuala Lumpur
Holy fuck, SEAmonkeys what are you doing down there?

>> No.14687065

That restaurant's probably a lot closer to your home than mine, Rasyid.

>> No.14687079

utterly disgusting

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>> No.14687083

Ruined a perfectly good meal.

>> No.14687511

>Iran drunk foods

>> No.14687529

Do you think the producers told her to make this or does she really add chocolate and Dickmanns to this if nobody is around?

>> No.14687532

It's legal for non-Muslims like the Christian Armenians in Iran to purchase and consume alcohol in their own communities, though the other laws surrounding alcohol there mean most of it is smuggled in or produced on the black market.

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Lmao any more delusional statements you want to make?

>> No.14687627

Weak bait

>> No.14687640

Fuck this makes me nervous to watch

>> No.14687646


this weak and diseased society needs a serious purge.

>> No.14687711

looks like he needs to sharpen his knife.

>> No.14687740

Actually made me gag

>> No.14687757

whats the probability of doing this for a decade everyday and not cut yourself in the process... dude slow down lmao

>> No.14687787

I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, I see a good steak (a little rarer then I like) which is of course going to be used for a monster that defiles everything within it.

>> No.14687815

full title of the video tteok-galbi

>> No.14687824

i wish i could put people in something like that

>> No.14687847

the almond butter used in that video is really good, dare I say I like almond butter more than peanut, the brand is justin's, if I didn't get it for free I would never get it all, $9 a jar is too rich for my blood.

>> No.14687853

then why do they call it chocolate? fucking lies.

>> No.14687862

>black people and technology of any kind

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>> No.14687868

based and nabe pilled

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>> No.14687904

wtf is this real

>> No.14687913

Is that... tteokbokki over a sushi omelette?

>> No.14687933

we are truly God's most horrifying creation

>> No.14687957

>muh steak is sacred
that melted "cheese" fad is dumb but steakfags are even worse

>> No.14687960


>> No.14687963

its more that its just a mess with too much cheese and then the bacon on everything meme.

>> No.14687976

>steak meme
>cheese meme
>bacon meme
>black gloves
>deer head
>stump cutting board
it's a bit too much to handle

>> No.14687984

black gloves are heat resistant.

>> No.14687995

wash your hands and use your hands

>> No.14687999

oh ya I forgot how washing your hands totally protects them from heat, YOU STUPID PUDDLE OF SHIT

>> No.14688003

that post was actually in reference to a argument I saw once because someone said black gloves are heat resistant then another anon sperged out.
that was rude, after you burn yourself enough you gain a resistance to the heat, probably nerve damage or something, but its useful.

>> No.14688011

Lol what a baby if you can't handle some heat just stop trying to cook or use tools.

>> No.14688028

30$? That was maybe 8$ worth of ingredients depending on if chicken was on sale, but it'll also probably produce over 8$ worth of nuggers

>> No.14688060

>Dick Mann
>hey, i'd love to eat some Dick men
Germans and their fetishes, i swear.

>> No.14688215

>The Chad Sumo Vs the Virgin MMA

Holy shit that looks fantastic. Remember Sumo got a fuckton of muscle in there too.

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>> No.14688427
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>deadly masturbation machines
is this a /pol/ meme? or history books really did talk about masturbation machines?
as a dirty third worlder, i never received holocaust education so i have no idea.

>> No.14688452

it tests stuff in Irvine because that's where they're headquartered, dumbass

>> No.14688807

Dick means fat. And we are not allowed to call them by their original name anymore because its racist.

>> No.14688937


>when you ask for pineapple on your 'za

>> No.14688953


BPA and phthalates are a kind of seasoning there

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>> No.14689293

>And we are not allowed to call them by their original name anymore because its racist.
was the original name black man?

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>complains about jack posts
>in shitty silent webm thread

>> No.14689473

Before you correct someone maybe do a little research yourself you pea brained moron.

>> No.14689521

A bunch of Jews claimed they were holocaust survivors and wrote an infinite number of books. With a lot of them making up insane torture methods to sell said books and their authenticity while demonizing the germans. Its where the term holocoaster comes from.

>> No.14689669

I guess he wanted a crispier skin when roasting it by trying to dry out the skin, but you can just do that by letting it air dry in the fridge, what a retard

>> No.14689688

he messes up at :20 already. definitely is going to mess up worse one of these days

>> No.14689701

>has no idea who Jack is or what his channel is about
>sees thread
>sees above webm making a cake with mayo

Yeah I've seen enough. Fuck jannies

>> No.14690133

The video was a test to see whether using a hair dryer makes a difference while cooking a chicken. I don't think he suggested anyone to actually do it, nor is it something he claimed to do outside of that video.

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>He actually believes that none of it is corroborated by the Nazis' extensive record-keeping

>> No.14690340

Imagine the smell

>> No.14690353

>wow, Jack, that doesn't look half bad for once-

>> No.14690366

>demonizing the germans

"Demonetizing" is more accurate.

>> No.14690383

Kinda weird that vaginal secretions can have the same exact consistency as egg whites sometimes.

>> No.14690394

as someone who is from ontario and eaten pizza pizza before...it is the WORST. most bland and tastes like cardboard

>> No.14690396

Read the webm title, it's exactly what they're making

>> No.14690403

He's dead.

>> No.14690418

>the cowboy pie
Last time I checked, cowboys don't eat like this OR pies looked like this. Overpriced garbage that people think is "art"

>> No.14690451

I got heartburn just by watching this

>> No.14690453

sadly Byamba passed away Feb 28 this year

>> No.14690463

are you talking about nikacado you inbread faggot

>> No.14690464

saddest poutine and ramen I've seen in my life

>> No.14690474

>The nazi's kept records of violently masturbating Jews to death and putting then on rollercoasters which upended themselves to toss them directly into gas chambers
Dare I say based?

>> No.14690485

Tell me how to post sound webms on /ck/

>> No.14690568

whats his new show called. doesnt look that great sadly...

>> No.14690584

fuck off and die

>> No.14690587

post jack webms and you can hear the trannies cry

>> No.14690715

Kek, especially not on the internet

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I don't fucking know, post what you have you chinless fuck

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