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The other thread is for Jack posting and other off topic nonsense. This is the one true webm thread.

>> No.14696380

>>14696377
i dont have any webms but nice dubs cunt

>> No.14696385

>>14696377
I was expecting disaster but I was disappointed.

>> No.14696390
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>> No.14696421

>>14696390
I know who this annoying faggot is but even then, who is the intended audience for this?

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>> No.14697391

>>14696390
Tiny faggot hands, actually pissed me off to watch this.

>> No.14697395

>>14696426
doritos JACKEd more like doritos BLACKed am i right

>> No.14697399

>>14697395
No

>> No.14697412

>>14696421
>>14697391
its "marshmallo" the shitty zoomer version of deadmau5

>> No.14697416

>>14697412
Right, so are we still speaking English here or am I supposed to put that through Google translate?

>> No.14697418
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>> No.14697427

>>14696377
This never works to cook the rice anyone who says otherwise is a fuckin retard

>> No.14697428

>>14697418
I wouldn't shit on vegans if they weren't so faggy. Just eat the vegetable, there's plenty of good ones that stand on their own footing without pretending to be something else.

>> No.14697431

>>14697418
This pisses me off immensely and I don't even eat meat

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>>14696377

>> No.14698020

>>14697906
Woah, Egg's that real?

>> No.14698028

>>14696390
I am actually mad at watching this.

>> No.14698043

>>14697418
>The perfect thing to whip up when you're a pretentious cunt with 7 days to prepare a meal

>> No.14698052

>>14696377
>lethal amounts of butter
>rice that must be 50% fat by weight
gets me every time

>> No.14698056

>>14696426
I can feel my shit get clogged just by watching this

>> No.14698058

>>14697416
A shit EDM dj

>> No.14698289

>>14696377
Peak post-scarcity society moment

>> No.14698298

>>14697418
Do they realize that yeast is a living organism?

>> No.14698303

>>14698298
Not sentient tho same with plants, that's the thing with vegans is when a living being is sentient and can process and feel pain

>> No.14698311

>>14698303
By that logic, an egg isn't alive either, especially if it hasn't been fertilized

>> No.14698317

>>14698311
They also don't eat product that comes FROM animals. Which is why no milk.
They are silly people.

>> No.14698327

>>14698311
Lmao yes. But the thing with eggs is the condition the chicken which produce them lives although it only make sense if they are factory eggs if you have them on a normal farm or your house I don't know why that would be a problem, same with honey never really get the issue with honey is not like you are killing the bees to make/harvest it

>> No.14698335

>>14696377
STRAIGHT to your arteries.

>> No.14698339

>>14698317
The issue with milk is that a cow need to be fertilized to produce it, so thats why they opposes the constantly artificial impregnation, again this is on factory like produced, a organic normal classic farm wouldn't be a real issue if they would think about it

>> No.14698341

>>14696390
Imagine being a Musician and having to to this

>> No.14698348

>>14697418
*hall of the mountain king starts playing*

>> No.14698392

>>14696390
ew, how can some people live in such a drab and boring environment?

>> No.14698403

>>14698341
EDM is not music I'm glad he has to make this shit to survive now

>> No.14698412

>>14698403
i think EDM is very beautiful, way better than the pretentious shit that normies like to listen to nowadays.

>> No.14698424

>>14698412
For me is classic EBM or techno but you do you buddy

>> No.14698941

>>14696377
>when he puts in the carrot
I can fap to that

>> No.14699401

>>14698392
You think he lives on a set?

>> No.14699424

>>14698339
>>14698311
>>14698298
Nobody is ever going to stop eating meat, milking cows, or eating eggs. Nobody is ever going to choose vegan options over the real thing.

If you're not a vegan/vegetarian solely for health reasons or allergies you're an idiot

>> No.14699562

>>14696377
Actually not a bad recipe.

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>>14697418
Medieval and renaissance aristocrats used to do shit like this during lent.

>> No.14700457

>>14699562
It's awful.

>> No.14700519

>>14696426
I was on board until the Doritos came in.

>> No.14700537

>>14697906
How does that cat really dance out of there without breaking all the eggs?

>> No.14700553

>>14697395
Made me laugh because of how much of a non sequitur it was

>> No.14700569
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C'mon guys? Where all the webm's at?

>> No.14700585

>>14700569
What is it?

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>> No.14700857

>>14700569
Is that a whole head a of garlic he cut in half?

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>> No.14700963

>>14700857
Yes why you ask?

>> No.14700982

>>14699424
Chill dude I never said I was, I was only making a point on why vegans do that for crap

>> No.14701013

>>14697418
Each day we stray further from gods light

>> No.14701018

>>14697418
that does not look like and egg and it surely doesn't taste like one

>> No.14701063

>>14700925
A hardworking christian black man, that's cool to see

>> No.14701101

>>14698298
the essence of vegan
>it's okay unless it isn't and it tends to not be okay because no reason in particular

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>> No.14701197

>>14698298
>Do they realize that yeast is a living organism?
Yes, but it's considered part of the fungus kingdom.

>> No.14701220

>>14701160
How can any cut be that cheap?

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>>14701220
It's one step above the stuff they grind up and turn into dog food.

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>>14696377
does every restaurant in america really pour yellow goo on their food?

>> No.14701515

>>14701489
Disgusting. it doesn't really need that much "cheese", no adding a tonne of that yellow thing doesn't make food magically good and I wish people really start to realize that

>> No.14701566

>>14697395
You need a break from the internet. 6 month break.

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>> No.14701583

>>14701572
Oh I forget about this nasty bitch till now...thanks anon..I guess
God her videos make me feel weird

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>>14696377
>5lb butter

>> No.14701592

>>14701220
End pieces of Select beef. It is ribeye, but its whatever pieces are left over from slicing them into steaks.

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>>14701063
Keep your bbc addiction to yourself paco, thanks.

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>> No.14701671

>>14696377
Damn, someone got assblasted

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>>14701713

>> No.14701726

>>14701716
>>14701713
If you can't fit it into one webm, don't bother.

>> No.14701738

>>14701726
stop being autistic

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>>14700925
thanks, you ruined quesadillas

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>>14701489
>pouring hot yellow paint on food
do americans really?

>> No.14702292

>>14701912
I like how they specified a "flaccid" penis but the texture is obviously more like an erect one

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>>14702284
i can only imagine how soft and juicy those dices chicken are

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>> No.14702349

>>14702324
i can only imagine my giant 4 foot poops

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>>14702349
what i give to give 4 foot poops again, i can only manage to do it if i hold it for days

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>>14702284
>>14702324

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>>14702360
those not so fully growth tomatoes
i hate tomatoes and this is even gross

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>> No.14702408

>>14702367
pathetic, but i'd take the all the bacon and bread and make some bacon sammies

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>>14697391
t.

>> No.14702684

>>14700925
This fuckin slaps. Really happy for this guy.

>> No.14702720

>>14702684
How fucking dare you be happy for him.

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>>14702375
how many toilets has she gone through

>> No.14702886

>>14701912
>drizzled with semen resembling dipping sauce

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>> No.14703137

>>14702524
AAY LMAO

>> No.14703193

>>14702458
this is so fucking retarded. do asians really? thats just a ton of work for a mishmash of flavor profiles

>> No.14703244

>>14703193
That's Timallo lmao, sorry you think Asians made an Italian dish you uncultured retard

>> No.14703287

>>14700569
Thats a very dull knife

>> No.14703292

>>14700792
He losted it, he should take some lenghty vacations. The man is not well.

>> No.14703297

>>14701220
Did you see.the meat?

>> No.14703299

>>14701231
Thats a waste of seasoning

>> No.14703304

>>14701713
>>14701716
This fucking guy. Acting so offended when someone serves him anything but fresh. Then cook shit like this. What a posh knob.

>> No.14703308

>>14703244
Timballo*

>> No.14703311

>>14701663
I want to punch whoever made this video. And you if you're posting it without trying to bait.

>> No.14703327

>>14701663
>buzzfeed

this site and all the media related to It marks the downfall of humanity

>> No.14703331

>>14703327
sounds cool man

>> No.14703334

>>14702021
Asians cant make desserts, they just cant. They would still be eating sweetened eel or something if wasnt for the portuguese

>> No.14703337

>>14703334
Sugar cane originates in Asia you fucktard

>> No.14703338

>>14703337
not that anon but that doesn't change anything he said

>> No.14703347

>>14703337
Asians suck ass at making deserts, period.

>> No.14703365

>the webm thread on /ck/ is worse than the /ck/ thread on /wsg/
Interesting.

>> No.14703369

>>14703365
Better go there and bring some of that to here

>> No.14703372

>>14703369
I didn't say that thread was good.

>> No.14703451

>>14700925
I really hate the format of these Business Insider videos, especially the cheeky text highlighting

>> No.14703469

>>14701912
dicklets BTFO

>> No.14703484

>>14700792
I love how these shows have devolved into infomercials.
>nodding head
>intense staring
>i'm learning world class cooking

it's fucking scrambled eggs.
after the break Gordon teaches us how to add michelin star flair to your toasted bread by putting it in the toaster upside down.
who watches this shit?

>> No.14703778

>>14702684
>slaps
Jesus christ you're a faggot. You probably call people "my guy" too.

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>>14701663
>CHICKEN
>NUGGETS
>WITH
>MAPLE
>SYRUP
A FUCKING LEAF

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>>14702287
Why ruin perfect pancakes with all that chocolate!?

>> No.14704330

>>14702684
>slaps
YO Y'ALL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.14704383

>>14702684
deadass just slaps the fuck out

>> No.14704440

>>14700792
a bit raw innit?

>> No.14704455

>>14702367
>powdered eggs
>not even liquid

>> No.14704545

>>14702364
I can't stand these jungle gook mukbangers. They always look so smug and self satisfied while they gobble up whatever they catch on the streets. I'm surprised the 300 dollars she gets per month from ads isn't enough to fix her creepy, tiny mouth so she can stuff more roasted endangered animals in it. They're almost as bad as the Cambodian mud asians that cook obsene amounts of food in fly infested jungles then gather down in their fake designer blouses to loudly smack and chew like they've never seen a meal before.

I know shit's been hard since coronavirus killed off their prostitution industry but I'm sick and tired of seeing 'natural cooking' channels like this pop up like weeds.

>> No.14704590

>>14702524
she look like alien O_O

>> No.14704668

>>14704193
It's one of those "funny" videos

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>> No.14704698

>>14704668
Still, pancakes are sacred, breaks my heart

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>> No.14704703

>>14700792
Mmmm raw eggs

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>> No.14704709

>>14704691
>oh fuck this knife isn't performing shittily enough to justify buying our super megaducks ceramic knife
>bro just push the knife out to the side so everything fucks up
>fuck bro that's genus

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>>14700925
Let's hope some leftie cunt doesn't shut him down for cultural appropriation.

Just kidding. They don't do that to blacks.

>> No.14704826

>>14701160
I had to stop when I saw the cheese.
I suppose that is the appropriate cheese for that "steak" but goddamn.
This looks so much worse than just getting cheap ground beef and frying that instead.
It's much more depressing because it has that vibe of poor people trying to game the system so they can have rich people food. Not that a damn ribeye is rich people food either, but that's probably how these trailer dwelling folks think.

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>>14704691
There's got to be a better way

>> No.14704895

>>14698327
The problem with veganism is that it starts to fall apart when you scrutinize it. That's why vegans just scream when you don't agree with their lifestyle; it's easier than trying to argue the benefits with facts.

>> No.14704917

>>14697416
Daft Punk for kids

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>>14696377
Can you cook rice in melted butter?

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>>14704848

>> No.14704959

>>14704728
>>14704708
God I hate gooks who eat living shit, no it's not more gurmet no it's not something to be proud of even those centipedes make me angry then people ask were this shitty over hyped virus come from

>> No.14704968

>>14704933
I was fine with everything until the pinball machine.

>> No.14704977

>>14704765
That meal was probably only 500 dollars too.

>> No.14704979

>>14704765
That would be $600 sir

>> No.14704980

>>14696377
i doubt rice can get that fluffy like at the end of the video without water.
I don't think the vegetables, peaches and the chicken will release enough water for the rice.

>> No.14705001

>>14704765
>here's your fucking cotton candy, faggot

>> No.14705012

>>14704895
You tell me I was on an animal rescue group when was younger and although I hate over industrialized farms (you know the type that is a mass production, shit tier meat, quantity over quality ones) I didn't see a problem with organic, family small farms that treated animals fine and free before killing them, oh boy that would get on the nerves of some members

>> No.14705024

>>14703484
>nodding head
>intense staring
>i'm learning world class cooking

It's like the generals standing around Kim Jong Un. Notice that at least one of them is ALWAYS scribbling into a notepad in pictures, ensure not a single nugget of Dear Leader's wisdom goes too waste

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>>14705027

>> No.14705080

>>14703337
>Literal sugar plant grow in your area
>Still can't make any half decent desert
That's even more disappointing

>> No.14705101

>>14697330
is that some kind innuendo?

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>>14702684

how do you feel knowing you made 3 people angry over a single 5 letter word?

>>14703778
>>14704330
>>14704383

>> No.14705104

>>14705012
I'm lucky enough to live near a store that sells meat and dairy from local small farms around me. Not only do I feel better eating products from animals that are treated with love and dignity, the quality of those products are absolutely beyond anything I've ever eaten. I will never go back to factory farm food.

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>>14704959
but you would proudly shoot a deer, watch it bleed to death in front of its children, devour its body, and hang its head in your living room

>> No.14705182

>>14705161
Nah I wouldn't hang its head on my living room, eating living animal is gross and it shows how gooks are not humans but a strange insectoids humanoid race that need to be stopped. It's not gourmet and it's not something a sane person would be proud and whiling to do

>> No.14705413

>>14701912
>semen-resembling
You just KNOW

>> No.14705466

>>14704805
wtf

>> No.14705474

>>14704765
>Yeah, I'll have the smeared shit on a table please

>> No.14705712

>>14700925
>all flavor no grease
doubt.jpg

>> No.14705730

>>14705027
People going back in with their spit covered spoons is the most disgusting part.

>> No.14705858
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>> No.14705887
File: 2.78 MB, 720x720, Gillian Anderson Sex Education.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
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>> No.14705949

>>14705101
yeat insfection? some people use muffin for pussy

>> No.14705959
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>> No.14705975

>>14701470
kek

>> No.14706001

>>14704765
looks pretty cool

>> No.14706040

>>14702684
Based twitter tourist making newfags seethe
The shit he's cooking does look pretty good too.

>> No.14706052

>>14705858
How much protein is that?

>> No.14706115
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>> No.14706185

>>14704193
What is it with these recipes and cheese?

>> No.14706188
File: 2.84 MB, 480x480, Cheese Fondue Bread Boat.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
14706188

>>14706185
cheese good

>> No.14706192

>>14704718
Is that Babish?

>> No.14706254

>>14698424
pretentious boomer retard.
>>14696377
jack is a lying closeted homosexual who has never acheived anything in life. keep his low scum of a dead soul off this board. dude is pathological.

>> No.14706289
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>>14705949
>yeat insfection

>> No.14706293

>>14701489
Never seen this happen once
t. American

>> No.14706316

>>14696377
why is jack so gay that he has to blame it on others. his smile is artificial and hes pure evil he seems the type to pigeon hole a dituation and engage in direct revenge. not everyones fake dude stop shitting on the world and go die.

>> No.14706323

>>14696377
also hes needs to stop trying to drag real people into his cakeness the same goes for gordon...

>> No.14706547

>>14704545
Indian cooking channels where a pajeet village is fed sloppa

>> No.14706579
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>> No.14706662

>>14706289
yeah as in yeaterus

>> No.14706730

>>14706579
lol don't care

>> No.14706788

>>14706579
>whey is now toxic waste
wtf is this scaremongering bullshit, anyone can just google whatever the hell they are talking about and see its either an isolated case in a third world country or simply not true. a news article in 2013 called the whey produced from greek yogurt manufacturing toxic waste and then whoever made this video just took it and ran

>> No.14706936

>>14705858
He makes Gaston look like Cool Hand Luke.

>> No.14706970

>>14698303
Honey isn't sentient.
Harvesting root vegetables is murder to a true vegan.

>> No.14707007

>>14706579
Of course they don't mention that cartels kill people over avocados, almonds contain traces of cyanide and use vast amounts of water to grow, or that organic farming uses a shit ton of plastic mulch which ends up in landfills by the end of the season.

>> No.14707061

>>14706970
Yeah I always found weird why honey isn't vegan, but talking to some of those people their thought is that you are "exploiting" the bees to produce honey and they are the only ones that should eat it not us as we don't do any work at all (always find so retarded that point, beekeepers are based and a necessary job for humanity but vegans have a weird way of thinking for what is "good" for the environment)

>> No.14707167

>>14705161
Besides the "bleeding to death in front of its children" thing, which isn't common for hunting, yes I absolutely would. Because being slowly eaten alive is different from a near instantaneous death via gunshot or arrow/bolt.

>> No.14707369

>>14696390
i fucking hate this

>> No.14707401

>>14696390
Zoomers are a disgrace

>> No.14707406

>>14701572
i want to eat her shit

>> No.14707414

>>14702670
Based bird law

>> No.14707415

>>14699424
Nobody said they were one you fucking autist

>> No.14707430

>>14702284
>He cares about quesadillas
They're peasant food

>> No.14707483

>>14701912
>Semen resembling dipping sauce
Hold up what?

>> No.14707508

>>14702021
Nuke Korea once again

>> No.14707511

>>14702524
>ok now look into that camera and say bangbros

>> No.14707557

>>14704700
kek
Absolutely based

>> No.14707563

>>14704708
>Bug gets tortured and eaten by another bug
Nature can be cruel sometimes

>> No.14707603

>>14705959
whats the thing before the beer?

>> No.14707628

>>14707603
A dab

>> No.14707634

>>14701572
Would love to see her bite into an onion and spit that shit up.

>> No.14707646

>>14702367
>$29 for a breakfast that would be free at any other hotel
lmao fat people are stupid

>> No.14707657

>>14702524
poor girl still looks ugly as sin even after facial reconstruction surgery

>> No.14707721

>>14707603
"nectar collector" just another pipe to smoke concentrates

>> No.14707737

>>14706579
Is that Bailey Jay? I want to kiss the tip of her penis

>> No.14707742
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>>14706185
Amen brother that shit is disguting
if someone tried to make that shit for me I wouldn't eat, it's completely disgusting

>> No.14707777

>>14696390
This was about as obnoxious as the faggots on here who sperg out about how much they hate e-celebs.

>> No.14707951

>>14700925
I hope BurnLootMurder didn't burn down his home/business. His life doesn't matter because he's a contributing, great member of society.

>> No.14707996
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>>14701713
>>14701716
>surgically opening the bag like a ponce
>crushing and seasoning the fritos
>scrambled eggs with kraft slices added
That is not how you fucking make frito pie. Holy fucking shit.

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>> No.14708662

>>14707007
>organic farms use plastic mulch
lol what

>> No.14708686

>>14698339
Sure, but a cow still has to be perpetually pregnant to produce milk which creates calfs, and dairy farmers don't need many male calfs so they inevitably are culled. And then the perpetual pregnancy is really taxing on the female cows, and after they stop producing milk they are also culled. So I can see how milk is always going to be a tricky issue, and the only way to not cause significant harm to the cows would be expensive and inefficient. Eggs are totally different in that they are not very taxing to healthy hen breeds, if they are fed a good diet and after they no longer lay many still keep them around.

>> No.14708823

>>14707777
horrible fucking q**ds

>> No.14708853

>>14704193
all that olive oil just for a coating huh?

>> No.14708871

>>14705858
imagine the gains.

>> No.14708874

>>14703334
>They would still be eating sweetened eel or something if wasnt for the portuguese
im fucking dead anon

>> No.14708897

>>14707007
>organic farms use plastic mulch
nice try Big Veggie

>> No.14708906

>>14702021
>jellied semen cake
not really surprised

>> No.14708917

>>14704739
Is she trying to be funny? What is she trying to accomplish?

>> No.14708980

>>14702021
What the fuck? Why?

>> No.14709002

>>14700569
Ainsley?

>> No.14709004

>>14704850
Based YMS viewer.

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>> No.14709034

>>14709027
There is zero food or cooking in this picture and yet the mods will never delete it because we have none.

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>> No.14709040
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>>14709034
seethe

>> No.14709051

>>14697418
vegan fags are the fucking worst

>> No.14709069

>>14701470
effeminate man or an ugly woman?

>> No.14709174

>>14709040
Did its blood drain out is that why it's clear?

>> No.14709211

>>14696377
Fake and gay
>>14696390
Retards
>>14696426
>>14697418
Retarded
>>14702524
Ayy, lmao
>>14702965
aah, something nice finally
>>14704193
the fake cutting at around 1min, geez guys
>>14704739
women just aren't funny at all
>>14704765
>oh this very smart very very clever dessert
>>14704847
Sauce please. I need to know why it make this funny faces, food too hot or too hot spicy, maybe sour?
>>14705027
>eat shit a'holes
>>14709021
filename spot on, but should be cannibal rapist hiding in cambodia

>> No.14709214

>>14696377
does anyone have the webm of some yank restaurant wiping huge slabs of butter on their burgers? been trying to find it for a bit now

>>14697906
how the hell is he doing this?

>> No.14709222
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>>14709034
They fucking deleted my broodje hagelslag thread

>> No.14709251

>>14701489
this is straight up repulsive, god I hate americans and their desire to coat every foodstuff in a thick layer of cheese

>> No.14709277

>>14696421
The same as this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vurWWCGKsmI

>> No.14709317

>>14700792
What's wrong with this?

>> No.14709321

>>14704826
...it's a philly cheese steak. I agree the meat is trash but it's a fucking philly, it's a sandwich.
Maybe stop swallowing your own cum for a week and you'll be able to look at cheese again.

>> No.14709360

>>14702284
oh fuck yeah, thats the stuff

>> No.14709379

>>14704739
Does her lipstick enhance the flavor?

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>>14709211

>> No.14709392

>>14709317
the scrambled eggs are liquid
that isn't how we eat them in america

>> No.14709393

>>14709211
Kill yourself you mass replying faggot. Nobody cares what you think.

>> No.14709405

>>14702324
They will break after the first or second bite

>> No.14709414

>>14709317
It's fine if you like your scrambled eggs resembling snot

>> No.14709419

>>14700925
Based black dude. And those quesadillas look pretty good honestly

>> No.14709430

>>14701489
I'm American and that webm is repulsive

>> No.14709504

>>14709214
pls bros.

>> No.14709523

>>14701470
based

>> No.14709525

>>14709027
its not slippery slope they said.

>> No.14709534

>>14696426
did he cut the hotdog in half off screen?

>> No.14709632

>>14702720
>>14703778
>>14704330
>>14704383
>>14705103
>>14706040
This is the most (You)s I've ever gotten. Thanks niggers.

>> No.14709724

>>14700925
this guy seems pretty based.

>> No.14709783

>>14700925
*sighs* didn't think it would have to come to this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to say the N word.......

>> No.14709806

>>14709021
Although those look delicious, it is way too much. I like the French deserts that are like one or two bites, because after a meal it is the perfect thing to satiate hunter. Any more than one or two bites seems like overkill.

>> No.14709838

>>14705161
generally I don't think they have hunting season until the deer have a chance to raise the young for a bit, unless of course someone is poaching them but in that case they are already a piece of shit.

>> No.14709876

>>14706579
the hamburger thing is nothing, I have had burgers that were just 80/20 and I have had burgers that had stuff like heart and liver ground into it, the ones with miscellaneous organ meats in it are not only cheaper they tend to me much softer and are healthier because liver and most other organ meat is high in nutrients, I am more surprised that they didn't bring up jello being made of ground hooves at all, but I don't expect much from these fear mongering videos

>> No.14709889

>>14707061
bee populations are in decline and bee keepers are keeping them alive, vegans are all retards (unless they are vegan because they have health issues like celiac)

>> No.14709946

>>14703484
You do realise it's dramatised and edited to look like they're baffled by eggs?

>> No.14709958

>>14704708
What the fuck is in that glass?

>> No.14709966

>>14705161
bruh......... what the fuck

>> No.14710036

>>14709958
What's the most obvious/likely thing to be in there?

>> No.14710089

>>14708662
>>14708897
https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/06/07/729783773/organic-farming-has-a-plastic-problem-one-solution-is-controversial

>> No.14710122

>>14699745
and it was as gay then as it is now

>> No.14710155

>>14706579
brb gonna go eat some McNuggies

>> No.14710175

>>14698303
Except plants do feel pain, you can measure it in electromagnetic or electric signals or whatever tf they're called

>> No.14710262

>>14709174
it was camouflaging itself to blend in with the asphalt. When its dead it cant do anything obviously so it stopped maintaining its camouflage and its skin just went blank

>> No.14710292

>>14709958
It's hot oil.

>> No.14710311

>>14709027
you just know

>> No.14710335

>>14709174
Cephalopods such as Octopus, squids and cuttlefish have these exceptional cells in their skin that expand and contract both voluntarilly and involuntarilly. Depending how these behave, they can change the color and texture of their skin.

In this case, the guy probably snapped the brain connections and the cells automatically relaxed. Sort of like peeing yourself after you die. But saying a cephalopod is dead is a bit of a grey area since they also have brains on their tentacles, which is why they move so vividly even after completely disfiguring their bodies.

>> No.14710456

>>14697330
RIP

>> No.14710589

>>14702287

I have an irrational hatred for these over the top cheese/chocolate videos. All it tells me is that nothing stands out about your food except the fact that you can waste a load of chocolate for a shitty video that Instagram thots will repeatedly tag their friends in.

"OMG this is so perfect for us"

Like eating a fuckton of chocolate makes you special

>> No.14710658
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another 120fps webm

>> No.14710716

>>14710589
sounds like a completely rational hatred, I take issue with it in part because generally its just wasteful, and I hate being wasteful.

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>>14710658
It's 120 fps of fucking nothing, though

>> No.14710748

>>14700925
Oh hey it's the All Flavor, No Grease guy. Munchies did a cool short about him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAnxmq8YGtM

If I lived in SoCal I'd love to go pay him a visit. He seems really fucking chill and his cooking looks fantastic.

>> No.14710774

>>14710731
Well why dont you go shoot something in 120fps

>> No.14710782
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>>14710731
can't post any of my more interesting things i've shot at 120fps due to file size limitations.

Either it gets super compressed and looks like garbage, or I have to limit the time to under 4-5 seconds.

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>>14696390
I want to flip that faggot upside down and take a shit in the bucket

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>>14697330

>> No.14710843
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>>14710774
If I find something interesting I might.
If you want to post some boring shit and have a circlejerk about the number of frames or pixels you may want to try /v/ or /p/ instead.

>> No.14710871

>>14710787
Explain webm

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>>14710871
It's just some trash TV show from Belgium or Switzerland or something.
Normies consume this shit the way that fat fuck consumes pasta.

>> No.14710892

>>14710774
at least it's more on topic than this garbage >>14709027

>> No.14710893

>>14710871
I think it's meant to be from some Italian game show, where the contestants are supposed to make others laugh in order to win.

>> No.14710900

>>14705161
that would be illegal in most civilized countries. seems like you might be misinformed on this issue that you seem to be so passionate about

>> No.14711023

>>14706788
I liked how they tried to discredit hot dogs, of all things, and made them sound less offensive then they really are.

>> No.14711060

>>14701489
Every restaurant will, but you have to ask for it. I like it on my cereal every morning. It gives me the peep in my step to get all the way to mid morning snack.

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14711332

>>14702367
>Excitedly points at the watermelon and bananas

>> No.14711357

>>14696377
VGH...THE GARLIC BUTTER MARINATED....THATS HOME ALRIGHT

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>>14709384
>>14709393
It wasn't even a mass reply, seethe more ladies.
>>14706579
At least half the things in video are outdated, especially on the greek yogurt waste product whey.

>> No.14711519

>>14704765
What a stupid fucking faggot thing to do. Look at that hipster piece of shit, smugly watching it through his fucking camera phone.

>> No.14711549

>>14709021
He's gotta be a psychopath

>> No.14711620

>>14711549
>cannibal rapist hiding in cambodia
Yea, I'm willing to bet he gets the violent runs frequently too, so there's some type of self-harm and enjoyment out of it eating street food all over the world. There are a few vids where he eats very hot spicy food in China and even Japan, and you can tell the freak is into pain the way he behaves before he eats and then while eating and its burning. Something is off in that guy's head.

>> No.14712014

>>14705959
You just know she's only 35

>> No.14712106

>>14704805
Is that cheese?

>> No.14712108

>>14710036
I want to say oil but is it safe to have a glass of hot oil?

>> No.14712204

>>14709317
mostly the reactions

>> No.14712208

>>14709069
yes

>> No.14712236

>>14705959
Kat Timph used to be so hot wtf

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>>14710843
>that webm
but why

>> No.14712259

>>14710871
It's the Italian TV show Ciao Darwin about two opposite groups clashing in various challenges (physical and mental, including a debate on which team is the best).
The two sides often include some Maury-tier grotesque people and it can be as funny as it is trashy.
A brief google search revealed this to be the "bucatini vs integratori" episode (translates directly to "bucatini vs supplements", as a synecdoche for "fat vs fit").
I haven't seen the episode so I'm not sure what the point of that scene was. I assume it wasn't a challenge and the show producers thought it would be funny to just have the guy put his degenerate gluttony on display for the viewers to laugh at.
The two other men are the hosts and the girl is "madre natura" whose role is to pretty much just look hot and spin a thing that randomly selects a participant for the challenges.

>> No.14712284

>>14706192
yes

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>> No.14712392

>>14707951
out of the hundreds of BLM protests that happened this year, name 2 people BLM activists have murdered.

>> No.14712440

>>14696390
fucking cringed

>> No.14712465

>>14697418
never understood why they have to replicate meat, or egg. its like something in the back of their mind thats telling them "eat animal products like you're suppose to you queer"

>> No.14712536

>>14709317
everything. i tried making them that way once. tasted fine but the consistency was so unappealing. never again.

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>>14712380
>ethiopian food
>all white hands

>> No.14712615

>>14712606
>white hands

You Zambian as fuck

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>> No.14713072

>>14712606
what the fuck is this bread

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