Wholesome food stories

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Wholesome food stories Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:09:06 2020 No.14697035 [Reply] [Original]

>be me in preschool
>snack time, best time
>open my Thomas lunchbox for some delicious barbecue chips
>little shit sees and comes over
>”haha anon you’re eating BARBIEcue chips you must like Barbie dolls hahahaha”
>based buddy Mitch tells me not to listen to him
>I am insecure about barbecue chips now and my dad notices that they’re always left unopened in my lunchbox
>he asks me why and I tell him what happened
>he tells me that in other countries they’re actually called barboycue chips
>this makes sense in my 4 year old brain
>I now confidently munch on my favorite snack
I love you dad

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:10:45 2020 No.14697044 >>14697035 my mom made me bologna sandwich was good eat at school make with mustard not frenchs the whole grain i like more it has more flavor than others sometime she make fried bologna sandwich m ayonnaise lettuce and tomato mmm

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:17:38 2020 No.14697073 >>14697035 My dad would have laughed at me, then remembered later after chugging a liter of rum that I acted like a pussy and beat the shit out of me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:19:17 2020 No.14697080 >>14697035 You wanted to munch boys?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:25:08 2020 No.14697090 Preschoolers aren't allowed on 4chan!

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 00:41:08 2020 No.14697161 >>14697073 I’m sorry bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 01:43:34 2020 No.14697350 >>14697073 based pops

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:03:48 2020 No.14697398 do americans really eat crisps as daily snacks?

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 02:11:04 2020 No.14697413
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>be 8 years old
>dads fooling around with another man's wife
>she has two sons, both are awful little fuckwads
>one night at her house getting shit kicked in repeatedly over the course of two hours by them while trying to be the "good kid" and not rock the boat
>finally have enough and end up socking one of the shitheels in the face
>smash his fucking nose flat
>his brother chimps out while he cries and bleeds all over his whore mom's carpet
>dad screams at me that he's going to beat my ass while whore nods in approval
>oh fuck this is it, I'm a goner
>when we leave he drives me over to my favorite ice cream shop to get the biggest cone of cookie dough ice cream possible then buys me an N64 bundled with Pokemon Stadium
>laughing the entire time about how he squealed like a pig

Better than fucking Christmas that year. Love you Dad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 06:48:37 2020 No.14698004 >>14697398 actually a british thing as well so quit your derailing faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 06:52:57 2020 No.14698015 >>14697413 Nice. Happy feels here bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:29:52 2020 No.14698181 >>14697398 Obsessed

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:40:48 2020 No.14698206 >>14697413 Nice :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:44:09 2020 No.14698214 >>14697413 Your Dad sounds like a fucking scumbag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 08:59:15 2020 No.14698242 >>14697413 Im not sure if I love or hate your dad

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 09:05:23 2020 No.14698260 This post is already on reddit lol

>>	Mitcg Mon Sep 7 09:06:32 2020 No.14698264 >>14697080 Hey OP, don't listen to this faggot :)

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 13:13:55 2020 No.14699183 >>14698260 Wtf screenshot it

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 15:25:00 2020 No.14699876

>be me
>Be 15
>Be in food tech at school
>Make Chicken Pie
>ends up being good
>Later on in the year parents get home from work and are tiered as hell
>Decide since i have nothing else to do to make dinner, chicken and mushroom pie with honey roasted carrots
>They enjoy it alot and ask me to make it again at some point
feelsgoodman

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 16:39:17 2020 No.14700232 >>14698260 Oh no I should have posted in this thread for reddit fame :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:29:08 2020 No.14700477 >>14698260 Bro did somebody unironically steal my childhood story

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:31:14 2020 No.14700488

Played wow for years. When I was 21 we all met up, guild leader rented us a huge ass cabin with a hot tub. Two rich boys bought all the ingredients for me to cook dinner for everyone.

> Greek chicken roulaudes
> stuffed with feta and spin
> sundried tomato romesco with Perino ladled over
> served with honied couscous and white wine veg medly

They all loved it and I beamed with pride... Then one of them who got drunk and high vomited all over his plate. Funniest shit that ever happened to me. He felt so terrible in between heaves he tried to assure me he loved it.

> made waffles for everyone the next morning.
> someone was almost stabbed for stealing one

As a going away present the guild leader gave me a night with his wife while he watched me fuck her brains out and nut in her a few times. I'd known these people since i was 13 or so, so it was like fucking an aunt or something, but I don't regret it at all. Think she was 35 at the time.

Good memories. Still miss em

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:34:29 2020 No.14700505 >>14697398 What else would they be eaten as besides a snack? Are they considered a healthy nutritious meal in your impoverished irrelevant country?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:37:33 2020 No.14700518 >>14700488 Lol wow that took an unexpected turn

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:38:22 2020 No.14700521 >>14700488 well, that certainly took a turn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:52:49 2020 No.14700589 >>14697398 It's a snack. What do you see them as vegetables?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:53:22 2020 No.14700592 >>14700488 I cannot express how much I hate swingers and cucks. Imagine whoring out your wife and not even getting paid for it. An unbelievable dearth of personal strength.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:54:24 2020 No.14700598 >>14697398 Here's your angry (You), foreigner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 17:57:38 2020 No.14700610 >>14700592 >kink shaming Not my dig but if two people like it I'm not about to tell them my way of living and loving is the objectively correct way over theirs lol. How absurdly small

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:03:26 2020 No.14700628 >>14700610 Unfortunately for most of us, there is an objectively correct way to do everything. Fuck cuckolds, fuck fornicators, and fuck you, too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:05:25 2020 No.14700642 >>14700628 >Unfortunately for most of us, there is an objectively correct way to do everything. Jeez, I don't have a joke. I'm genuinely sorry you've gone through something to make you believe that in that context.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:29:03 2020 No.14700755 >>14700642 Do you believe in anything supernatural, anon? Or are you a participant in the narrative of pure materialism?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 18:38:49 2020 No.14700812 >>14700755 Can't say I believe in anything supernatural. I assume by materialism you mean observable facts and such? If so, yea that sums up my outlook generally speaking. Not sure how it's relevant though, but yea.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:37:06 2020 No.14701061 >>14698214 Oh, he's definitely a scumbag, but I love him anyways.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:39:00 2020 No.14701071 >>14700812 A lack of belief in the supernatural (or rather the supernaturality of concepts- order, justice, reason, love) means that nothing can be objectively correct, and it's a miserable way to live. Find God.

Anonymous Mon Sep 7 19:59:58 2020 No.14701183

>>14701071
Idk I'm actually rather fulfilled in life. Or would you like to tell me my feelings are wrong and how I lead a shallow existence posting on a Mexican flan enthusiasts board!

In my opinion the lack of a divine creator resulting in the lack of inherit meaning is equally as beautiful as if a diety did exist. My mistakes don't matter, my accomplishments are meaningless. Everything is arbitrary... Including being sad about that "fact", so I may as well be happy for what is and what I can do. Freedom to do as I please without fear of divine persecutions, but enough investment to keep my interest and strive for more better things while I'm here. After all, why not enjoy it?

I work closely with very religious people, and while we disagree, they've always been kind and have a heartwarming household but still have the same problems and drama as everyone else. The lens by which they deal with those things is simply different.

All that to say, lol this retard thinks he's objectively correct in an incredibly complicated and subjective world! What an idiot!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:44:59 2020 No.14702725 >>14701183 Schizo

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:49:44 2020 No.14702736 >>14701071 What a weak mind you must have to need such a crutch.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:51:22 2020 No.14702740 >>14697398 >do americans really Yes americans really do everything including fucking your mother

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:52:15 2020 No.14702745
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>mom is making chicken tenders in the oven right late at night to put in my lunchbox tomorrow
>always makes a couple extra because I always smell them whole in bed and come down wanting to snack on some

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 01:53:43 2020 No.14702750 >>14702745 *while in bed

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 02:56:20 2020 No.14702974 >>14702745 fucking nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 06:48:40 2020 No.14703590 >>14702745 Based

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 10:55:58 2020 No.14704254 >>14702725 Not him but that was pretty coherent and rational

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:17:33 2020 No.14704326 >>14700642 dude, a guy let you fuck his wife because you made him dinner this is not a wholesome story

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:24:22 2020 No.14704356 >>14697044 based

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:28:26 2020 No.14704367

>>14700642

The mental hoops youre jumping through to justify this is astounding. It is fucking WEIRD, bro. It makes me feel gross just imagining it.

Somebody who lets other men fuck their wife is not my peer. They are less than i am, they are fundamentally damaged in some profound way where we cannot relate on a visceral level. The fact that youd participate in some shit like that and not bat an eye is also fucked.

>then he offered his wife to me

Like really, man? Nothing seems off about that? Cucks should be murdered.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 11:32:49 2020 No.14704378 >>14701071 >being such a brainlet faggot that he needs got to find objective moral truths. Even being right about cucking and swinging being bad you don't know why, you just muh god.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:06:14 2020 No.14704536 >>14697413 This is more depressing than wholesome

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:31:56 2020 No.14704616

>>14697035
>21 years old, poor, on tour
>Drummer is a bit young, and from a comparatively wealthy family
>I'm behind the wheel, drummer doesn't drive
>Ask him to make me a "Foldie"
>"U wot m8?"
>"Dude... we've been out here for three days. I know someone's made a folded peanut butter sandwich"
>"If they have, I haven't been paying attention."
>"Ok, apply peanut butter to one slice of bread. Fold in half... or roll like a burrito... same-same, but different-different."
>"Well, how much peanut butter do you want?"
>"You're overthinking it. Just apply peanut butter to bread. Anyone else want one?"

And so, between the foldie, cans of beans, and "Anything's a bottle opener if you're thirsty enough." I taught my well-to-do drummer the basics of surviving a no-budget tour. May God have mercy on his soul.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:37:17 2020 No.14704635 >>14700592 Seriously this. They are on the same level of filth that eat their own excrement for pleasure.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:47:26 2020 No.14704666 >>14700488 How fat and gross was the wife? Being married to a Warcraft “guild leader” I imagine very.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:55:47 2020 No.14704701 >>14698260 this is why people always need to have a racial epithet in their greentexts

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 12:57:52 2020 No.14704710 >>14704701 >Ask the stupid nigger to make me a "Foldie" checks out

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:01:45 2020 No.14704729 >>14697413 based dad

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:02:18 2020 No.14704730 >>14704616 I think I would reflexively punch you in the face if I ever had to talk to you. Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 13:50:51 2020 No.14704927 >>14704616 >>14704730 that "different but same" Mr. Miyagi rp was max cringe

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:22:54 2020 No.14705400 >>14704730 I think you reflexively cower in public

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:28:06 2020 No.14705435 >>14704927 Listen pal, that anon was probably railing sext ass teenage groupies in the back of the bus and smoking fat weed blunts with his chill af rocker bros while you were begging mommy for more tendies.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:34:39 2020 No.14705482 >>14704730 this >>14705400

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:38:38 2020 No.14705504

>>14705435
>Bus
I wish...
I did get some on tour, but it usually meant getting a place for the band to stay, and maybe shower and do laundry. I have jumped on some absolute grenades for access to running water before. Thankfully after the third tour, we were doing well enough to have a rider with accommodations and food/buy outs included.

It's good to know that no matter how much things change, some kid with neck fuzz is going to try to rain shit on my parade lol.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:38:51 2020 No.14705508 >>14704367 This. They probably got off to the fact they knew him as a young boy. They were both probably ugly too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:40:24 2020 No.14705515 Sometimes borrowed and played with my sister's barbies as a little kid (imma dude) tho it usually ended with the barbies scissoring cuz I was lewd from the very beginning. Rule34 does nothing for me, I ruined my own childhood thank you very much.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:43:43 2020 No.14705532

>>14697398
>Do Americans really?
Yes, we really do:
Pollute your rivers
Brain drain your most intelligent
Indebt you to the IMF forever
Invade your country
Leave DU sabots in your land after invading
Sell your most attractive womento Arabs and other swarthy oligarchs
Buy your water rights
Fuck with the global economy to the detriment of your nation
Fuck your mom
Give your dad cancer
Make you a loser who can't compete in a global society
Sell you back your own countries petrochemicals
Sell you back your own water as Coca Cola
Sell your goods and products for a massive markup while you wage slave
Produce pornography that makes you insecure
Push a globohomo agenda that makes women hate you

You know, everything. Yes, we do. Or, in a language you understand: Sí se puede.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 15:48:58 2020 No.14705558 >>14697413 You're dads almost too alpha

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:10:57 2020 No.14705689 File: 565 KB, 200x270, 1530633400110.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14705508 >probably try definitely. i hadn't even registered the young boy part, i was too mad about the rest of the shit. profoundly appalling; gross gross gross

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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:55:56 2020 No.14705944 >>14697035 the only thing I can remember back in kiddie school is when my gym teacher watched me pee in the washroom

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 16:58:46 2020 No.14705961 >>14705829 Wait, is that real?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:13:33 2020 No.14706015 >>14705504 you are a faggot nigger boomet refugee, leave and take your cliched boomer insults with you

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:18:53 2020 No.14706043 >>14706015 Alright, back to 5chan I go... You can keep the peanut butter, you double nigger.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:21:42 2020 No.14706061 >>14697073 Did your father's tough love make you a successful Chad or a loser queerboy

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:33:34 2020 No.14706119

>>14704666
The husband was slightly overweight programmer type, you've seen him y'know? Wifey was very skinny, we're not talking model skinny, but NEET girl that didn't eat a lot skinny. Face wise 6, but a 7 or MAYBE 8 if you're into that tired librarian look, but that would still be very generous.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:34:48 2020 No.14706127 >>14705829 What the hell am I looking at

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:35:39 2020 No.14706131 File: 86 KB, 219x229, Mrbones.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14706119 and where was hubby while the young bull was desecrating m'lady's axe wound? just let me off the ride, please. i want to get off of this ride.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:43:50 2020 No.14706177

>>14704326
I'll agree that it is fucking weird. It is not the norm and not something I would do, but if it's offered to you then eh why not?
I'll add that I don't see anything inherently wrong with swingers and cucks. Two or more adults wanna do shit that gets them off without hurting people? Have at it. Just because I'm not for it doesn't mean I'm going to say they're wrong for doing it when no one is being harmed. Idk, the arguments against it are either puritan, "I don't like so no one else should like", or have this weird women as property lilt. I disagree with all of those mentalities but you do you I guess so long as you're with someone who consents to that kind of a relationship

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:50:02 2020 No.14706212

>>14706177

something is fundamentally broken inside you if the idea of another man ravaging the woman you love is titillating. it has nothing to do with "muh property" and more about having some respect for yourself as a man.

if you don't have any dignity or self respect for yourself as a man, you are less than a man in my opinion, therefor i have disdain for you. not you, you're just weird cause you went along with it, but in general.

in a relationship, you are hers and she is yours. i'm actually pretty degenerate sexually myself but that is some shit that goes deeper than just a fetish or whatever. it speaks volumes about who you are as a person.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:53:21 2020 No.14706226
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>>14706131
>We all watched the weird remake of the rocky horror picture show in their living room
>He showed himself out under the pretext of grabbing stuff at the store
>wifey starts getting handsy and starts blowing
>I'm slightly tipsy and it's 1am so I'm not 100% if this is real
>She backs off to make sure everything is consenty and apologized for "starting early" as it was supposed to be the husband that "offered her"
>Stop till he gets back
>Just knows wife started early
>Laughs
>Well are you gonna keep going or what?
>isthisreallife.jpg
>fuck her on their couch for a few hours while he watches and has a cheeky wank while sipping scotch across the room
>good chat at the end
> laugh
>highfives
> go sleep in the guest room

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:57:02 2020 No.14706248

>>14706212
Monogamy is not in our biological drive. It is an unnatural social construct that you are clinging to for the illusion of meaning it brings to your life. Other people find meaning in other ways, and it upsets you to consider your sense of reality as being other than universal. That is all.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:58:19 2020 No.14706257

>>14706212
Ah Idk I think we just disagree fundamentally then. I may not be able to have that kind of relationship, but just because it's outside my scope of understanding doesn't mean I'll knock it. I mean, I have a example of that relationship working and being healthy and respectful. "How could I disagree with it in good conscience knowing that it works for them?" Is sorta where I stand.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 17:58:21 2020 No.14706258 >>14697035 OP here again, I forgot to add - I was in high school when this happened

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:06:44 2020 No.14706306
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>>14706248

No, it's because I have certain morals and convictions that are utterly incompatible with the kind of people who are into something like that.

>clinging to the illusion that something brings meaning to your life

what does that pseudo-intellectual babble even mean? of course i'm clinging to things that bring meaning to my life. companionship, unconditional love, support, empathy, and unity are all important to me and are all vital in a partner. i love monogamy, women i've dated have all felt the same way and being faithful to one another is a sacred bond in my opinion.

>>14706257

yeah and that's fine. i just don't care to associate with people like that because i consider them to be subhuman, no different than animals we slaughter for food. same with actual racists (not haha nigger this faggot that racists) and communists.

every man's gotta have a code; a proverbial line in the sand. just because i tolerate something doesn't mean i accept it, and if you're tolerant of everything, do you actually stand for anything?

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:13:21 2020 No.14706340

>>14706306
You literally said other people are broken if they don't adhere to a system that they are not biologically predisposed to. Did you know a woman in heat has an instinctive desire to have sex with a different man in the hours following coitus with a man? It's to improve the likelihood of impregnation. It's not other people being broken inside, it's you trying to reshape existence.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:18:51 2020 No.14706359

>>14706306
>every man's gotta have a code; a proverbial line in the sand. just because i tolerate something doesn't mean i accept it, and if you're tolerant of everything, do you actually stand for anything?

Of course. The world is complicated though, so if I dont allow my beliefs to shift and develop with new information and experiences then I wouldnt be being true to myself. Id be denying a reality I had witnessed. It's difficult, too rigid and you never learn or develop. Too loose and you fall into apathy. Diligence is key, and diligence is hard, but it's what I believe in. I welcome the difficulty, when I'm wrong I can admit it and change for the better because of it in light of new experience, any emotional difficulty is worth that to me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:25:13 2020 No.14706384 >>14706359 shut up faggot

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 18:35:15 2020 No.14706450 File: 329 KB, 500x357, dankholes.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14706384 >open hearted discussion >shut up faggot I didn't think lultehrandom humor could still get me like, that but here we are

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:17:29 2020 No.14706951 File: 178 KB, 848x1024, 68E6E843-2E7C-4F87-9E98-B02B486CC98D.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14700488 Fucking weird ass >>14700518 >>14700521 Faggots >>14700592 Good take >>14700610 >>14700642 >Kink shaming >Jeez Fuck you, penis licker

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:22:48 2020 No.14706980 >>14706226 sounds like a creepy situation. I would have shown myself out.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:24:51 2020 No.14706991 >>14706340 ah yes, let us all act as animals...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:35:44 2020 No.14707042 >>14700488 wow players are all autistic degenerates i swear to god

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 20:42:07 2020 No.14707068

>>14707042
Mate, I'm not even gonna argue with you, because I have no fuckin grounds to do so. I've raided top tier and it was the most vile socially inept den of autism I had ever been a part of. And the guild the story was from, that's just one of many of the weird sex stories. I shit you not, we had a 30y/o asian pedo lady go nutts to butts with a 15 y/o boy in the guild. She was hot so only a few rose a stink about it, but there is no denying that it was an incredibly fucked up situation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:27:06 2020 No.14707313 >>14706257 what you think doesn't matter, you were part of this bullshit you're wrong and fuck off

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:28:08 2020 No.14707318 >>14706450 >open hearted discussion no, stupid, it's people telling you what a fuck up you are

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:39:39 2020 No.14707391

>>14707318
I recommend a reading comprehension course then as our boomer gent expressed his opinion and I explained and elaborated on my disagreement as he did the same in a pretty non inflammatory way considering where we are. honestly the whole discussion has been notbad/10 considering how derailed the thread got. In fact i'd go so far as to say I may disagree with him in a pretty intense way, but I respect his ability to not fall back on "no u wrong unga bugna nig nog"

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:49:43 2020 No.14707458
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>dad works hard at the grain elevator all day
>me and my brother (4,6) decided to make him a dinner sandwich for when he comes home
>ingredients include mustard, flour, pickles, a whole red potato, ham, olives, ovaltine, etc.
>when he comes home he actually takes a bite and pretends to enjoy it.
>says we should all eat together as a family though and takes us to Applebee’s.
Thanks dad. You’re the best.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:50:27 2020 No.14707461 >>14707391 you're genuinely fucking dumb and in denial about what a loser you are

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 21:56:08 2020 No.14707494 >>14707461 The lack of awareness considering how you're replying is absolutely hysterical.

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:21:34 2020 No.14707633
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>be 13
>go stay at grandma’s during the summer
>she serves me pic related nearly everyday, microwaved to perfection
>cheese and beef spills out of the sides
>lick and suck the plate clean before it all hardens
>go back to playing Zelda DX with a full tummy
>feelsgood

Anonymous Tue Sep 8 22:22:25 2020 No.14707641

>>14697035
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>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 8 23:32:23 2020 No.14708015 >>14707458 Awe

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:26:39 2020 No.14708528 >>14704701 legit imagine being part of a race where a letter of the alphabet is a trigger N.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 01:36:18 2020 No.14708575 >>14706226 jesus christ that sounds weird

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:42:07 2020 No.14708745
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>>14706340

>its you trying to reshape existence

You gotta try, mate. Otherwise whats the point? To be a slave to your primal, animalistic desires? Fuck that. I did what felt good for many years, drugs, promiscuity, its all just meaningless filler; waiting for that next hit of dopamine because we are so bored and survival is easy.

Im not a protestant by an means and i have nothjng against promoscuity or hedonism, but lets pretend either if those things are rewarding in any profound way. Im trying to learn to to not be a slave to my primal desires. Do whatever you like, its your life, im still gonna call you a faggot and a weirdo if you espouse literal cuckoldry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 02:46:16 2020 No.14708758 >>14700505 >American has no reading comprehension DAILY snack retard, DAILY. You obese fucks have brain disease. Kids shouldn't eat junk every single day.

>>	kevinerenkælling Wed Sep 9 05:28:41 2020 No.14709208 >>14706226 actually that sounds fucking based 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 05:43:06 2020 No.14709237 File: 580 KB, 1332x527, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14700477 >>14700232 >>14699183 Put this nigga on blast

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:04:54 2020 No.14709299

>>14697035
>be me
>have good parents growing up
>grades K through 3rd
>mom packs a lunch for school and leaves me little notes on my napkins wishing me a good day with smiley faces and stuff
>4th grade rolls around
>someone notices I have a note on my napkin, starts laughing and telling people I have a note "fwom my mommy!"
>get into a fight over it because in elementary school you can either be everyone's laughingstock little bitch or make them afraid to ever make fun of you
>end up in principal's office, my mom gets called
>finds out I got in trouble for fighting a kid over the nice note she puts in my lunches
>says she's sorry when I get home and says she'll stop giving me notes
>actually sad inside because those notes brightened my day, but play it off like it's not a big deal
>fast forward to age 18
>moving across the country to go to college where my older brother is in his 3rd year, want out of our town/state and want to see something new
>my brother is driving with me, car is packed, we leave early in the morning to get on the road before the local rush
>mom and dad giving me their tearful goodbyes, telling us to stay safe, etc.
>mom hands me a little cooler and says she made us some snacks for our trip so we didn't have to stop in some shitty fast food restaurant
>thank her, she always thinks of little things for us
>about 4 hours into our drive, ready to have a snack
>open up the cooler
>there's a note inside
>says "No matter how far away you go, or how old you get you'll always be my little boy - love you, have a safe trip!" with a smiley face next to it
>trying really hard to hold in tears so my brother doesn't notice
>can't help it, start crying in earnest, sniffling and everything
>he looked over and saw the note
>never said a word, never mentioned it to me since

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:41:36 2020 No.14709394 File: 4 KB, 197x190, Comfy guy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14709299 This makes me feel good inside

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 06:49:33 2020 No.14709420

>>14697398
My mum packed me chocolates, chips and sandwiches with lunch meat and white bread in my lunchbox. I think she wanted me to be a fat shit with type 2 diabetes. She also got offended when I moved out, started cooking healthy stuff for myself and lost a bunch of weight. I seriously think she wanted to kill me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:05:29 2020 No.14709483 >>14704616 I wish you had gotten in a head on collision with a tractor trailer immediately after saying that gay fucking shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:15:46 2020 No.14709515 >>14697413 t. italian american

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:17:58 2020 No.14709520

>>14697035
The closest thing to wholesome I have are uncertain memories of cooking with my mother. I don't know if I did it or not but I remember making some kind of pink coconut covered confection
Or the memory of her basic ass tricks that to this day I'd be surprised if others did. Literally just blending partially set jelly to make it foamy and firm. Or buttering bread and frying it then letting us use it as toast
The most solid memories are, ironically of friday night drinking. We'd stopped to get food and on the way out I saw and bought a 24 pack of fresh jam doughnuts. The night was a haze of drinking and suger insanity. I also look fondly on drunkly eating fistfuls of cubed cheese outta the bag

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 07:22:49 2020 No.14709531 I saw that one on Reddit yesterday, faggot

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:04:11 2020 No.14709848 >>14709531 Fucking link it to me nigger

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:05:25 2020 No.14709853 >wholesome Fuck off back to r*ddit

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:05:57 2020 No.14709856 >>14709299 :’)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:07:44 2020 No.14709864 >>14701183 >subjective world Go ahead and get bitten by a poisonous snake because the outcome is subjective you retarded fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:14:20 2020 No.14709896 File: 299 KB, 750x1334, 7F1D5F9E-2E56-47DF-9B07-BB7B2CB081EA.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14709237 >>14709531 Alright bros

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:22:01 2020 No.14709937 File: 33 KB, 311x308, golden lel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14709896 lol you will probably banned for le epic hatespeech

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 09:34:37 2020 No.14710006 >>14709937 Don’t care this will be my one leddit post ever

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 12:22:12 2020 No.14710743 >>14709853 Kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 13:24:58 2020 No.14711106 >>14697073 Uhhh sounds based ngl

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:49:20 2020 No.14712169 >>14697073 man i wish my dad was a pirate

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 16:59:47 2020 No.14712216 >>14697035 I witnessed the school bully die in class from an allergic reaction to shellfish that was undiagnosed, was pretty based. Just to paint a picture the dude “accidentally” threw a dart at a kid and blinded his left left.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:29:07 2020 No.14712360 >>14712216 Did you laugh

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:36:00 2020 No.14712397

>be me in 1st grade
>parents poor as fuck so I always got "cold lunch" which was whatever scraps we ate for dinner the night before
>every Friday see kids eating a pizza boat for lunch
>jealous and entranced with the pizza boat, I would pull them out of the trash and cover myself with a jacket and eat trash pizza
>eventually one of the teacher who watches us sees what I did
>it's the gym teacher
>every day at gym he would call me the garbage pail kid and all the other kids would laugh at me
Shit was dehumanizing yo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:52:37 2020 No.14712476 >>14700488 my smile was gone in an attosecond the moment i read the end of this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:58:22 2020 No.14712496 >>14712397 In which country did this happen?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 17:59:17 2020 No.14712501 >>14697035 >microwaved a banana until warm >cut it in half >masturbated with it till I came in the mush >ate the mush that was left >threw it up on my dog >fucked my dog >killed myself

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:01:14 2020 No.14712510 >>14712496 NYC

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:02:20 2020 No.14712514 File: 1.78 MB, 400x279, 512.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >see this thread >want to contribute >think for a bit >realize I dont really have many happy memories involving food >realize I dont really have many happy memories period

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:06:54 2020 No.14712535

>>14712514

Try appreciating things in life more. You probably have happy experiences but forgot all of them because you don't take the time to appreciate things. This is common among a lot of people today, which is why everyone thinks they are depressed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 18:08:00 2020 No.14712538 >>14712397 >>14712510 That sounds bout right. For every wholesome experience, there are like 10 other shitty ones.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:19:12 2020 No.14713090 >>14706061 Take a wild guess at which one he is

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:22:47 2020 No.14713105 >>14706226 I'm so hard now

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 20:31:29 2020 No.14713153 >>14709515 No this is pure white trash shit. Maybe a wonder bread wop, but even then I doubt it. Italians respect the family and if the dad was stepping out he wouldn’t have taken his kid along for the ride.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 9 22:58:47 2020 No.14714016 >>14706212 What if it cuckquean stuff and shes only allowed to play with women and watch you fuck them? Were not talking marriage here.

Anonymous Wed Sep 9 23:08:21 2020 No.14714065

>>14697035
>5th grade
>we had a schedule after lunch
>in the auditorium we had a laundry basket for each classes lunch pails
>kids throw them in there and the get picked up later
>the classrooms were locked during lunch
>i would sometimes volunteer to go pick up the basket for our class
>on my way back to class id go to the bathroom
>if i packed my lunch too light id rummage through other peoples lunches
>other half of a sandwich would be left or chips
>only did it a handful of times
>was pretty nice but felt kinda low about it before it became a pattern

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:07:07 2020 No.14714337 >>14714016 Absolutely not. What the fuck is wrong with you? Even the thought of a mutual mff threesome while drunk is something im on the fence about

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:12:35 2020 No.14714357 >>14700488 I for one enjoyed the entire story

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:14:08 2020 No.14714361 >>14697398 Some do. Some don't. In truth though a small bag of chips with lunch isn't going to hurt a child. That being said I am a adult and probably eat chips maybe once a month.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:15:13 2020 No.14714365 >>14714065 This is your idea of wholesome?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:21:37 2020 No.14714395 this thread is completely fucked made it halfway through can't do anymore

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:34:34 2020 No.14714445
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>>14709299
this is very nice anon, I remember for a year or two in elementary my mom wrote notes as well. I can't remember why she stopped, whether she just stopped or I pulled some dumbass spoiled kid bullshit but sometimes I think about the "I love you!"'s in those notes and feel warm.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:41:04 2020 No.14714462 >>14714365 Its a nice memory Something thats wholesome is having grandma cut my toast into slices and serve them to me with bacon and eggs after watching archie and jughead

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 00:50:47 2020 No.14714494 >>14714456 I knew installing a webcam in my bathroom was a bad idea.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 01:39:54 2020 No.14714667 >>14714395 Why

>>	kevinerenkælling Thu Sep 10 02:43:36 2020 No.14714844 >>14709299 man this made me feel thanks anon hope you and your mum is doing alright

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 02:54:54 2020 No.14714884 >>14712169 This makes me laugh harder then it has any right to

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 04:37:32 2020 No.14715090 >>14698214 Shut up you little faggot

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 04:41:18 2020 No.14715100

My family sucks and I never had any good food moments. They made dinner uncomfortable and their cooking sucked always, which is why I took it upon myself to learn cooking from this board and get a job to afford all my ingredients.
I now work in a four star restaurant in Pasadena, so in a way I have to thank them.
But not in a financial or monetary way. They were a shit family and should be lucky enough to even receive my phone call

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 04:49:30 2020 No.14715113 >>14697413 Why do I imagine everyone in this story is poor?

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 05:23:30 2020 No.14715161

>>14706248
>monogamy is not our natural drive
you absolute retard yes it is, we have hormones and chemicals that instinctively keep us to one partner; we raise children collectively though as how communities should work but you don’t share partners. That’s how you instantly destroy a bond

>b-b-but muh alpha apes
we’re not apes, retard. Hunter gathering wasn’t a one man lead everyone business it was a collective effort. Hunting And farming wasn’t a thing when we were apes wanna go after that too
You’re just a cuck and trying to use pseudo science to justify it fag

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 05:25:38 2020 No.14715164 >>14700610 kink shaming is a necessity to keep people in check

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 06:22:37 2020 No.14715318 >>14697035 >chips for snacks No wonder you are all fat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 06:55:08 2020 No.14715415 >>14715318 If you don't eat them as snacks what the fuck do you eat them as?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 08:27:40 2020 No.14715734 >>14715415 meals, in between slices of lightly toasted, buttered bread.

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 09:19:08 2020 No.14715927
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I've got one
>my mom is a Manhattan chef
>she's hopped around upscale restaurants and is generally known in the industry as the person you want when opening up a new place
>literally we've had Tony Bourdain over a couple times for dinner cuz she used to work for him
>before you ask, yes she was an alcoholic
>no she's not anymore
>anyway
>be me, 19 at the time
>grew up spoiled rotten food wise
>would come straight from school to whichever restaurant my mom was working at before they opened for dinner service
>often taste tested
>never had to make a morsel in my life until I went to college
>come back from college after a year of making all my own food in the dorm kitchen
>shoot for the moon and try to wow my mom
>archer was big at the time so I decided on steak au poivre
>I poured everything into these steaks
>get steaks one step down from wagyu
>perfect marinade, perfect salting and peppering
>cook em in cast iron, develop an amazing crust, bake for the finish so the butter caramelized on them
>serve with Brussels sprouts and fingerlings au gratin
>my mom takes one bite, looks at me, mouth hanging open
>"anon this is the best steak I've ever tasted"
>she's had steak from some of the best in the world
>it was either the truth, or she loved me enough to fib
>either way I teared up and hugged her
>she asks me to make her food a lot up until I moved out
I felt like I made it. I don't have the chutzpah for working in a professional kitchen, but I pour my everything into food I make for loves ones. My boyfriend is now spoiled as hell, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 09:22:53 2020 No.14715938 >>14715927 That is so sweet! Your mom raised you right!

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>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 09:32:20 2020 No.14715957 >>14706061 He's a successful sissy queerboy chad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 09:36:49 2020 No.14715970 >>14715938 It wasn't all rainbows and roses, but overall yeah. And I never doubted that they loved me.

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>wholesome
>wholesome
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>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 09:57:33 2020 No.14716033 >>14715927 Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 09:58:38 2020 No.14716038 >>14715927 this is adorable!

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 10:05:38 2020 No.14716061 how the fuck do you remember shit from preschool?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 10:07:40 2020 No.14716068 >>14716061 The only thing I remember from preschool is this bitchy old latina teacher who got me in trouble because I was playing with toys and made a dinosaur tell an action figure to shut up. Apparently that's considered "swearing"

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 10:10:37 2020 No.14716075

>>14716068
i have one vague memory from year 2(so i was about 7) when i was giving a show and tell thing, i cant remember what my story was but i recall saying "so my dad was really pissed off" and the teacher calmly told me "anon, we prefer to say 'mad' or 'upset' "

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 10:12:36 2020 No.14716080

Once I printed out some hentai and jizzed on the anime girl’s taste. The jizz kinda mixed with the ink, for whatever reason I thought I’d give eating my own cum a try. It tasted really gross and salty, maybe some of the ink mixed with the cum I dunno. So now even though I want to shoot cum in my own mouth the idea of the cum-ink taste just kinda grosses me out.

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 10:17:20 2020 No.14716091

>>14716075
I'm still mad about all the years of my life that were stolen from me by being forced to go to public school and having to sit through a bunch of power-tripping retards boss kids around all day. If I ever have a kid, I'm homeschooling for sure. It's not like it's hard, even a monkey could shit out what passes for a curriculum these days.

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 10:39:17 2020 No.14716160

>went to cousin's wedding dinner
>still underage, mom was adamant about me not drinking
>that one based server making rounds with the alcohol still pours me beer or wine when she wasn't looking
>based dad let me and bro have some hard liquor even with her disapproval
weddings are fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 10:47:43 2020 No.14716206 >>14698214 Faggot bitch the secret to pussy is lying constantly fuck off virgin

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 10:51:15 2020 No.14716227 >>14706226 Nobody has sex for a "few hours" you virgin

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 11:10:44 2020 No.14716280 >>14709299 that brought tears to my eyes.. i hope your mom is doing healthy and well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 11:14:28 2020 No.14716296 >>14716227 i doubt he was pumping away for hours on end its probably everything from the first kiss to cleaning the cum and cuddling with smoke breaks throughout

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:49:38 2020 No.14716602 >>14714357 Thanks chad >>14716296 Yea there were hydration breaks and such.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:50:56 2020 No.14716606 >>14715927 Awe

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:51:55 2020 No.14716610 >>14715927 >before you ask, yes she was an alcoholic Actually I was going to ask if she fucked Tony Bourdain.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 12:59:14 2020 No.14716624 >>14709299 did you fuck her?

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 13:06:50 2020 No.14716649
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>last night in my favorite place in the world
>some friends take me out to a restaurant themed around one of the region's most famous foods, which I love
>refuse to let me pay
>one of them has an instant print camera
>takes a picture of us and they write a goodbye message on it

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 14:19:03 2020 No.14716946 >>14716610 No.

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 14:25:28 2020 No.14716981

>mother passed away just as I began a new teaching job
>a few years in get asked to help with an after school club
>students are bored, don't give a shit
>know a lot of them enjoy cooking
>mother was a prolific baker for any school /religious /social event
>get some of her recipes and start teaching the students
>they fucking love it
Felt so good man.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 14:25:51 2020 No.14716982 >>14697035 >be 5 year old me >saturday afternoon lunch time >dad asks who wants grilled cheese >burst into treats, extremely upset >"I don't want GIRL cheese I want BOY cheese" >whole family erupts in laughter >now I'm even more upset

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 14:36:18 2020 No.14717038 >>14712397 fucked up but also one of the funniest things Ive heard in a while. Imagine being a teacher seeing a hungry young child eating from the trash and then just tooling on him for it infront of the other 7 year olds

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 14:45:20 2020 No.14717079 >>14716982 haha the faggot wants BOY CHEESE

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 14:50:27 2020 No.14717095 >>14716982 lmao, you were an incel all along

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:24:36 2020 No.14717502 >>14716091 Oh no some people taught you to self-moderate you poor thing :(

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:33:35 2020 No.14717535 >first day of preschool >sandwich and a vanilla and chocolate snackpack for some reason >eat both snackpacks and half my sandwich dunno why i remember this still, but it seems nice to think about.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 16:37:23 2020 No.14717548 This thread makes me happy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 17:53:27 2020 No.14717974 >>14709896 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 20:34:56 2020 No.14718729 >>14717974 Was banned in under 20 minutes

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 20:48:03 2020 No.14718796 >>14718729 the mods on reddit are slacking then

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 20:53:18 2020 No.14718835 >>14709896 what the actual fuck is the point of posting 4chan posts on reddit? I guess I should just be glad they stay over there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 21:03:06 2020 No.14718884 >>14715927 food always tastes better when someone else makes it, especially a family member

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 21:11:30 2020 No.14718912 >>14715090 >>14716206 Did you both lack a decent male role model in your life or something?

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 10 23:06:05 2020 No.14719471 >>14709299 my mom did this except the notes were basically nagging me

Anonymous Thu Sep 10 23:52:50 2020 No.14719658

>Be in my twenties
>Get fucking drunk
>Some drinks mixed by my dad trying to replicate the pan-galactic gargle blaster
>'Hey anon want to eat something?'
>"YeAh DaD"
>'Lets get to mick-D's for frosties.'
>Go into his huge ass van
>Black out
>In the paring lot of Mick-D's
>I got the oreo frosty, fuck yeah.
>Feel ill and puke into van trash can
>'TaKe Me HoMe PlEaSe'
>realy wanted to have the rest of the frosty
>Black out again
>Wake up in bed, grab dad's arm before he leaves
>'PlEaSe PuT My FrOsTy In ThE fReEzEr, DoNt EaT It PlEaSe'
>"Ok anon, have a trash can."
>'ThAnKs'
>Pass the fuck out for afew hours
>Awaken hungry but better
>'Oh boy! I remember my frosty in the fridge!'
>Go to fridge, No frosty
>Check the other fridge, still no frosty.
>'Where in the fuck is it?'
>Check the car, check everywhere.
>Finaly find dad.
>'Where the fuck is my frosty? I wanted that.'
>"lol i thought you said to eat it so I did"
Shit still makes me mad to this day,those frosties are the only good thing from mc Donald's.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 02:28:36 2020 No.14720098 >>14718912 Decent males aren't afraid to be bold. Were you raised by a feminist?

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 02:45:28 2020 No.14720128
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>be me
>mom always baked for me and my dad
>would bake something new literally every other day
>one day get bullied pretty horribly, 5th grade
>come home crying
>mom bakes me some lemon cake
>not crying anymore
>be me seven years later
>mom has progressively gotten sicker and sicker
>tender spot in her temple
>still makes baked treats for me and dad
>one day get pulled out of school by dad
>tells me mom collapsed in living room and he had to take her to the emergency room
>we go, she isn't even conscious
>doctor says it was a brain aneurysm
>tells us to come back tomorrow, patients usually wake up the next day
>go home
>brownies on counter
>tray on floor
>the next day she's dead
>she left me her recipes
>try to recreate what she made but i just cant, it just doesnt taste the same, its missing something
>i know what it was missing now
I miss you mom.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 02:57:09 2020 No.14720173 >>14720128 What was it missing. Finish the larp jackass

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 03:03:39 2020 No.14720194 >>14720173 breast milk probably huehuehue

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 03:18:14 2020 No.14720252 >>14720194 Reddit wants you back

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 03:19:21 2020 No.14720255 >>14720252 Nooo they don't

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 03:23:29 2020 No.14720270
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>be me be 4 years old
>Mom makes cheese broccoli
>Tastes amazing
>Mom passes
>Dad knew I loved cheese broccoli decides to make some
>Burned and tasted like crap
He ment well.
>I'm sorry dad.

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:22:12 2020 No.14720400

>be baby of the family, I have an older bro and sis
>was always spoiled by them when they started working (sis is 2 years older and bro is 4 years older)
>2019, it's been about a year since I finished school and started working
>my sister lived in new york at the time but she came home to visit
>go to church with siblings, parents went at an earlier time
>sis asks where we should eat for lunch since we usually ate out after church with our parents
>we decided on cheese cake factory since bro and I never tried it
>food was good (I'm not picky) company was great because bonding with siblings
>check comes, I offer to pay since it was negligible in my budget
>siblings thank me and I felt proud lunch was on me at a not so cheap restaurant
Feels good man

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:24:35 2020 No.14720404 >>14720400 You're too young to get stuck in a boomer forum that doesn't even have an official phone app. Run while you can.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:26:39 2020 No.14720409 >>14720404 Anon I'm 25

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:28:28 2020 No.14720411 >>14720404 But anon I'm 25 and I've been here since 2009

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:31:40 2020 No.14720423 >>14720411 Retroactive permabanning for past underage posting will only improve your future.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:37:14 2020 No.14720430 >>14720400 Wow your story is that you paid for dinner?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 04:41:58 2020 No.14720440 >>14715927 Uh no. That's your made up story?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 07:24:01 2020 No.14720804 >>14720430 The point of the story is that he was able to pay for his siblings like they previously paid for him. It's a sign of obvious growth in his life. Don't be a dick.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 11:03:20 2020 No.14721464 >>14704616 Driving back to your mothers basement is considered being "on tour" now?

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 11:08:46 2020 No.14721483 >>14720423 I'm 30 and I've been here since 2004 but I never posted while underage only lurked so fuck you

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 11:12:54 2020 No.14721504 >>14716982 >burst into treats Kek, haven't seen this phrase in awhile

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 11:40:53 2020 No.14721618 >>14707391 jesus fucking christ, this guy is fucking cracked

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 11:42:10 2020 No.14721625 >>14707068 I think I'm going to fucking puke

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 11:43:16 2020 No.14721631 >>14706226 you really need to kill yourself

Anonymous Fri Sep 11 12:27:51 2020 No.14721781
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>only two months into my first teaching job
>it's my birthday but I haven't told anyone
>have a lesson that went well with one class the previous day go fucking horribly with a new class
>question my qualifications and fitness to teach
>prepare a new lesson for a class I've only taught once
>kind of freaking out about it
>they surprise me with a cake and miniature birthday party
I'm sure one of the other teachers told them, but the thing is I didn't tell any of the other teachers.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 12:33:22 2020 No.14721794 >>14709896 I posted something even though it's been 4 days. I don't give a fuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 14:34:54 2020 No.14722180 >>14718835 Attention whores

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:20:49 2020 No.14723792 >>14721781 :3

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 11 20:51:47 2020 No.14723945 >>14707391 I feel this, I love watching people who can explain their emotions and factual information without falling into memes, low brow, peasant vernacular. Immense amount of respect for anons who do this and maintain their ideological fervor.

>>	Anonymous Sat Sep 12 04:31:49 2020 No.14725606 File: 100 KB, 935x648, 20200913.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14721781 clap clap

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