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>literally
>literally
>literally
>cooks in a jungle for no reason
>throws the rice high up in the air 5 times over for no reason
Cant wait for the inevitable Ramen episode in Japan

>> No.14698896

>>>/tv/
>>>/y/outube
>>>/lit/erallyanywhereelse

>> No.14698913

He has fucking lost it. It embarrassing to watch. Just terrible.

>> No.14698923

>throw eggs in pan while mixing them
>Swaps to another pan than has no where near the amount of eggs he put into the first one
He's not even trying. Going to Indonesia just to cook an average fried rice and still cock it up. Nice life for some.

>> No.14698951

>>14698896
You faggots are insufferable. The man is one of the most accomplished chefs in the world and he is breaking down before our eyes. Just create you’re own thread so you can post your shitty home cooked meal and shut the fuck up.

>> No.14698959
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14698959

Goes to South Africa, makes a burger inspired by the Michael Caine film 'Zulu'.

>> No.14698960

>>14698951
I'm sorry you got banned from /tv/ for the second time this month, but that doesn't mean you have to come here to shitpost.

>> No.14698966

>>14698960
Imagine not having dynamic IP and caring about getting banned

>> No.14698989

>>14698966
The amount of times I've found ban notices for faggots posting "OH JANNIES" on /tv/ on my ISP seems to imply that these faggots care very much about getting banned.

>> No.14699000

>>14698892
God how many more wrinkles is he going to get

>> No.14699009

like all celebs half this shit is a tax deductible junket so they can go on holidays.

many of them go out all night on booze and bag, so doing a quick cooking shoot is usually the last thing on their mind.
this is why most of the time it's super simple meals.

>> No.14699093

>SIMPLE
>RUSTIC
>YEA

>> No.14699102

>>14698892

Why tf didn't you post the link?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NybhwoK6am0

>> No.14699113

>>14698966
>airplane mode
>clear cache
>???
>fuck jannies

>> No.14699124

>>14699113
Phoneposters should be blocked from starting thread and posting images without a pass.

>> No.14699134

>>14698892
Its almost like hes trying to get a good shot.

Because its a tv show.

>> No.14699136

>>14699102
thanks anon

>> No.14699147

>>14699102
>all those comments about "Uncle Roger XD"
Really getting sick of hearing about that faggot.

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>>14698892

>> No.14699168

>>14699124
Yea man, let’s just enforce reddit-tier moderation bc you are buttmad that someone called you a nigger

>> No.14699173

>>14698892
Op this thread has too much salt.

>> No.14699174

>>14699147
he's extremely unfunny and the fake chinese accent feels like it's 8 years too late.

>> No.14699180

>>14699102
Why does he always seem like he's out of breath?

>> No.14699209

>>14699180
Sorry Anon, thats the coke.
Ramsay has at best, a year left in him at this stage.

>> No.14699213

>>14699180
Gordon actually struggles with a mild opioid pill addiction, not many people know this

>> No.14699235

>>14699150
what the fuck
why

>> No.14699250

>>14699235
Because a "frito pie" is a regional dish in some part of the US, and that's the theme of the show

>> No.14699274

>>14699250
I'm sure they have other regional dishes that isn't corn chips and raw egg.

>> No.14699287

>every sentence contains the word literally
>even just says literally as his only word at the end like my semi senile grandmother
>coats the wok with oil, then pours it out and adds more?
>switches wok halfway through despite the first one being already huge for that amount of rice
>makes a point of putting galangal on top of the chilis as if that matters
>sweating and out of breath like he's cooking the meal on a timer to save his children
truly amazing

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>>14699274

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>>14698892
>majority of cooking channels on youtube are better than this guy
Why is he famous in the first place? As a German, I only know him as the guy who shouts at burnt out chefs.

>> No.14699561

>>14699235
Hes lost his mind.
Hes serving it in a Frito bag despite using a plate anyway.
Jamie Oliver must be laughing in his big country mansion with 5 kids right now, thats all i can say.

>> No.14699571

>>14699518
>the guy who shouts at burnt out chefs.
He is essentially no better than a Big Brother contestant, a manufactured phenomenon, created by the Dutch company Endemol.

>> No.14699753

>>14699209
>>14699213
Are you guys being serious or are you just talking shit? I've never heard this before...

>> No.14699762

>>14699287
yeah what the fuck was with the oil and the wok change lol

>> No.14699764

>>14699753
No, Marco just figured out how to use a vpn.

>> No.14699782

>>14699102
>who needs takeaway when you can just use two woks and an open flame inside a pottery thing then toss cooked rice into the air

>> No.14699784

>>14699250
Nobody in the midwest makes frito pie
A) Like that pile of fucking slop
B) In the fucking chip bag
Thats some mexican prison tier shit.

>> No.14699785

>>14698959
> don't shoot until you see the whites of their eggs

>> No.14699787

>>14699782
>why go to a Chinese restaurant when you can just take a plane to Southern Laos, what are you a pleb?

>> No.14699788

>>14699753

Coke is a big deal in the food industry especially at higher class restaurants where people are constantly busy, they need it to stay active. Gordons brother is actually a massive heroin addict and Gordon has been vocally anti-drug. One of his chefs actually OD. But Im sure Gordon loves nose candy just as much as the rest of us.

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>>14699150
He is not even trying anymore

>> No.14699808

Post Gordon fuckups

>> No.14699896
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14699896

>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo

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>>14699896
That episode killed me inside.

>> No.14699930

>>14699896
I can hear it

>> No.14699965

>>14699808
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5t7JLjr1FxQ

>> No.14699982

>>14698959
Why's he growing tits now

>> No.14700021

>>14699982
He is getting old so is getting saggy and gordon doesn't seem like the type of guy who do exercise

>> No.14700028

>>14698892
>garlic.. IN
>li'ul bi' of palm suga.. IN
fuck, i used to idolize this man, but now he's nothing more than a meme to me. is that what growing up means?

>> No.14700083

>>14700028
Its a are sight to see a man become a perfect caricature of himself

>> No.14700104

>>14699896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0
holy shit you weren't joking lol what the fuck

>> No.14700112

>>14700028
>>14700083
The day one of the worlds greatest chefs became a youtuber.
You dont see Marco on his knees sucking cock like this.

>> No.14700113

>>14700028
Like my german neighbour >>14699518 the caricature is all I know of the man.
What made you idolize him ?

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>>14699518
>claims to be a g*rm
>posts a picture of a fr*g
kys

>> No.14700131

>so you literally take this literal pan and then literally take it literally off the literal heat and then literally
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

>> No.14700138

>>14700131
Yes.
(get me in the screengrab)

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>>14700123
I just wanted to keep my reaction pic food related.

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>>14698892
>that schitzo "literally" under his breath

>> No.14700170

>>14700021
>gordon doesn't seem like the type of guy who do exercise
He absolutely does, he competes in Ironman competition but age catches up to everyone and also I guess corona+managing 1500 restaurants & flying all around the world made him put some weight back on.

>> No.14700206

>>14698896
Yeah let's do that. While we're at it, separate the board in to food and drink, then further separate the food board in to food and cooking, being extra cautious that the cooking board only involves the application of heat onto raw ingredients - plate dressing, dining, cold preparations etc get their own board. In fact why not just do away with threads altogether and create a unique one-thread board for every conceivable topic of discussion.

Or you could just stop being a retard.

>> No.14700210

>>14699896
>BREATHTAKING
That much is literally true.

>> No.14700248

>>14698892
Does this man go back into a brine every night why is he more and more pickled every thumbnail.

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>>14699102
Why did he put oil in the skillet, heat it up, throw it out, and put new oil in?

>> No.14700361

>>14700251
He got rid of the "excess oil" that totally wasn't burnt

>> No.14700383

>>14699150
puke in a bag FUCKIN DELICIOUS

>> No.14700403
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14700403

>>14700170
Age catches up but fat doesn't need to.

>> No.14700423

>>14699102
>TWO WOKS

>> No.14700437

>>14699965
what's the point in over complicating carbonara, it's just a simple dish. makes even less sense considering he's branding it as an under 10 minute meal

>> No.14700460

Why is he in such a hurry? He almost pushes the plate on the ground because he was trying to go fast

>> No.14700470

>>14700460
It looks like he has to piss and is holding it in.

>> No.14700476

There is a reason reddit loves him.

>> No.14700494

>>14699102
what the fuck? I'm sure it tasted fine but that's more because he used a shit ton of ingredients than any actual technique. why is he randomly whisking oil? WHY ARE THE EGGS IN FIRST? I've had better fried rice made by 10 year olds and jamaicans.

>> No.14700510

>>14699982
Hgh and probably trt

>> No.14700523

>>14699965
I could cook virtually anything in under 10 miuntes if every single thing was portioned out and every pan/pot was preheated. Why the fuck do you think it takes 20 minutes to cook a burger at home but 5 miuntes at a restaurant?

fuckin retarded.

>> No.14700545

>>14700437
“Carbonara” it’s just clickbait most of the time. They get tons of views from angry italians. It works

>> No.14700574

>>14700545
shit you're right
https://youtu.be/57-8F8pvfuM

>> No.14700596

>>14699965
As a Bong i actually like this Carbonara.

>> No.14700615

>>14700403
Ah iggy I wonder if he uses t-shirt in his house like I go shirtless in mine

>> No.14700617

>>14699982
hes gonna make his own fresh milk

>> No.14700649
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>>14698959
>fly out to seth efrika
>go to a beautiful swamp to film with a hippo nearby
>hippo isnt there so you supplement some stock footage of one
>swamp in the background is out of focus so its all just mushy green nothingness
>all you can clearly see are bugs flying around the food
??????

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>>14700649
>Mutter some shit about Nelson Mandela
>Say local people have Braai's (BBQ'S)
>Act Surprised
>"People here have been coking for for several years now"
>Falls in to the fire.
>mfw he dies with a petrol filled tire around his neck.
>mfw he loses all his restaurants as he cant not work on TV anymore looking like Simon Weston.

>> No.14700852

>>14700251
it's a chinese technique to refresh with less hot oil after initially burning it in the pan, but you dont just throw it out, you put it back in a oil receptacle near the wok

>> No.14700878

>>14699896
Asiago and Romano don't even melt well even if you try. Thin bread low and slow cook time and they'll still be rock hard. You can get young asiago that's still moist, but it's not really easy to find for a normie, most asiago is aged and dry like Parmesan

>> No.14700900

>>14698896
Dumbest post I've seen this week. And I visited b yesterday.

>> No.14700943

>>14700021
>doesn’t seem like the type to exercise
Can’t tell if bait or not considering he nearly went pro as a sportsman and has done a ton of London marathons

>> No.14700993

>>14700113
normalfags love yelling spergs they think it's funny

>> No.14701024

>>14700878
Yeah, hard cheeses don’t melt, pretty basic concept. Not sure how he didn’t understand that going in

>> No.14701215

>>14698896
Imagine pretending to be a janny without any of the power they have. You're lower on the totem pole than people who do it for free.

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>>14701215
Wait you mean they really do it for free? OH NONONONONO

>> No.14701376

>>14698951
This. Crying about offtopic threads is beta shit, especially when the threads aren't even off topic.

>> No.14701439

>>14698892
And
Literally
...
Season that meat

Oh my fucking bad Gordon I was just about to figuritively season the meat.

>> No.14701465

>>14699102
>"keep the heat on the center of the wok"
>immediately removes the wok and tosses the rice in the air

>> No.14701649

>>14698892
When is he going to apologize for his cheese sandwich?

>> No.14701704

>>14698892
For someone supposedly so healthy he sure seems to be hitting the wall fast, dudes in his fucking 50's but easily looks and acts a decade older

>> No.14701754

>>14698892
Jesus his old man is really showing here. Shave his head, and he looks like a 90 year old man

>> No.14701759

>>14698892
Not to mention it's just a standard plate of fried rice

>> No.14701804

>>14699250
do mutts really cook their food in chippy bags?

>> No.14701861

>>14699124
Jannie trannies need to hurry and kill themselves

>> No.14701896

https://babbletop.com/top-10-gordon-ramsay-legal-scandals/
what a fraudster.

>> No.14702207

>>14701804
You're on /ck/, you know fucking well that spics do it

>> No.14702331

>>14699147
Have you seen his standup? He's extremely bad. An insult to the craft.

>> No.14702353

>>14698892
these videos are ridiculous. What is he even doing?

>> No.14702399

>>14698959
I dunno what’s sadder. That burger or those old man bitch tits.

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Gordon's not looking too good anymore bros
Is he gonna go in for another hair transplant? He's looking very thin on top.

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14702463

>if you salt the eggs, they will turn grey. do not put salt on your eggs

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>>14702448
his hair is fine its just that he needs his scheduled botox treatments
they clearly fell behind since covid

>> No.14702509

>>14698892
Why does he say literally all the time? Is he aware that some dishes call for hypothetical steps?

>> No.14702533

>>14698989
I'm on dynamic ip, I only get the chance to post pictures like once a fortnight when I get some magical nonbanned ip. Haven't been able to make a topic in maybe a month. Dynamic ip is such bullshit.

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>>14698892
He isn't looking so hawt brehz...
i miss hell's kitchen :<

>> No.14702570

>>14700574
fucking pajeets

>> No.14702616

>>14699896
beautiful

>> No.14702617
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>>14699965
>bong saying "dude"

>> No.14702625

>>14702539
It’s all the cocaine

>> No.14702627

>>14700574
based pajeets

>> No.14702646

>>14701896
>sued by his step-dads girlfriend for hiring a detective to take photos of her through her bedroom window
HAHAHAHA

>> No.14702679

>>14702539
somebody put him through that aging filter

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>>14702679

>> No.14702739

>>14702617
You do know it's a phrase that originated there, right?

>> No.14703221

>>14700574
>all that sperging in Italian
Fucking hilarious.

>> No.14703223

>>14702722
Looks like a scrotum

>> No.14703228

>>14702722
Audible kek

>> No.14703229

>>14702739
It did not.

>> No.14703404

>>14699150
He's completely lost the fucking plot.

>> No.14703436

>>14699102
I think he genuinely might have dementia, as Jamie Oliver said a while ago. Why the fuck would you put oil in a wok to scratch it up with a whisk then pour the oil out/wipe it with a tea towel AND THEN put more oil back in for cooking.

>> No.14703461

>>14702722
Saw this on the shitter and laughed so hard my asshole sputtered diarrhea

>> No.14703897

>>14700943
>he nearly went pro as a sportsman
Bullshit

>> No.14703904

>>14699102
where's the kimchi?

>> No.14703912

>>14702722
Thats the store owner in Dr. Quinn.
Amazing show.

>> No.14703932

>>14703897
he was with the Rangers F.C. for several months, and they’re the second most successful football club in the world

>> No.14703936

>>14703932
How in the balls were Rangers F.C succesful?

>> No.14703956

>>14703932
Gordon lied
https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-ramsay-life-idUKTRE5212KI20090302
You can hardly say he almost went pro.

>> No.14704058

>>14703956
Gordon is a charlatan.
I heard Jamie Oliver got offered trials for Spurs and Arsenal but turned them down as he wanted to pursue a career in the kitchen.
Only reason you dont hear about it because Jamies really humble.

>> No.14704067

>>14702331
It's stand-up, there's no craft to it

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>>14698892
Was the rice really that bad Gordon?

>> No.14704257

>>14699896
For some reason the most annoying thing is that he used two types of cheese but layered them insuch a way that each half of the sandwich only had one type of cheese. Also given the way he built the sandwich I'm pretty sure it was an accident

>> No.14704302

>>14698892
if you think ramsay is a stupid faggot hack (and he is), the single best thing you could do is not start threads about him

>> No.14704309

>>14702463
I always salt my eggs and this never happens. Is Ramsay just bad at eggs and he's blaming the salt?

>> No.14704323

>>14704257
>layered them insuch a way that each half of the sandwich only had one type of cheese.
I thought I was the only one who caught that.

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>>14704168

>> No.14704403

>>14698892
No other chef had the balls to show how they make cocaine on television.

>> No.14704421

>>14704067
Retard.

>> No.14704426

>>14703229
Yes it did you dumb "american exceptionalism" chud. Look. It. Up.

>> No.14704433

>>14698959
I like thick patties too, but those are too thick...

>> No.14704547

>everyone ignoring that the wok change was because he got distracted and burnt the everliving fuck out of the egg and veg
Look how little is left when he transfers to the new one

>> No.14704682

>>14704302
its funnier this way

>> No.14704686

>>14698892
Gordon's looking fucking old

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>>14703461

>> No.14704908

>>14702331
I watched a bit of one of his recent ones. I didn't watch it for long.
>hey guys I'm Asian which means you have corona lol :)

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>>14698892
Based Gordon, mindfucking you losers by doing whatever he wants with no explanation. None of you matter lol

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>>14705353
a-artist name, anon??

>> No.14705449

>>14699174
this. his comments aren't even authentic.

>> No.14705794

>>14704302
good thing we have daily threads about him then.

>> No.14706133

>>14698959
lmfao.

>> No.14706342

>>14699788
nah, amphetamine is what you want when you work hard, coke is too fucking nice to do at work even if you get shiton of money
imagine going to the bathroom to sniff some coke every 40-60 min

>> No.14706351
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>>14699896
truly a mess up

>> No.14706368
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>>14704403
>THE MOST AMAZING LOCAL COCA LEAVES
>FRESH PETROL
>MMM DELICIOUS

>> No.14706373

>>14699147
This guy gives me an extremely bad vibe.

>> No.14706438

>>14705362
https://www.deviantart.com/gumdr0ps/art/200118-827611289

>> No.14706680

>>14699150
Oh no
Oh no no no
WTF

>> No.14707400

>>14706351
I'm curious, has anyone here ever made something worse than this? How would you even make this worse while staying within food safety guidelines?

>> No.14707711

>>14707400
he should have just done the burger trick to melt the cheese or someshit

>> No.14708537

>>14698892
Jokes on you, because he isn't trying and people still eat his shit.
How many times must he demonstrate correct technique exactly the same way before it is no longer interesting?

>> No.14708788

>>14704309
It's pepper not salt

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>>14698892
God, he's starting to look old.

>> No.14708863

>>14700494
Seasoning the wok. Shit ton of ingredients? Indonesian cuisine is kindly telling you to fuck off

>> No.14708869

Idk what fucking planet you contrarian fucks are on, but that fried rice is legit as fuck. Only thing missing is diced shallots and garlic for aromatics in the beginning. Indonesian nasi goreng is top tier, 90% of you haven’t even had decent Javanese, Sumatran or Balinese food.

>> No.14709047 [DELETED] 

>>14708869
Correct we dont like asian nigger food

>> No.14709064

>>14702722
Cotton Hill ass looking motherfucker

>> No.14709081

>>14708855
Eat shit and die, fucking retarded frogposting faggot.

>> No.14709114

>>14699113
You get banned for breaking rules, trying to evade bans makes you a nigger, my dude.

>> No.14709199

>>14700112
He was smart and got the Knorr Stock Pot money, now he can just fuck about the rest of his life.

>> No.14709323

>>14698959
something tells me nobody ever showed gordon how to make a proper smashburger judging by t he fact that his burger patties are always 6-12 inches thick.

>> No.14709329

Someone post the time he seasoned a pack of crisps.

>> No.14709366

>>14701024
some harder cheese melt alright, like gruyere. If Ramsay wasn't just full of shit he'd have used gruyere like he's making a croque monsieur and pretend he's some sort of genius

>> No.14709439

>>14699168
Nah it's just that phoneposters never ever contribute anything worthwhile or make OC. They just shitpost quick buzzwords and phrases and repost the soijack pictures they save. A good percentage of them are underaged or retarded or both, and enforcing a pass rule on mobile users would at least mean the phoneposters were mostly well adjusted adults. Shit posting would drastically decline.

>> No.14709947
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14709947

RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>> No.14710005

Someone needs to bring Eddie Huang back

>> No.14710165
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>>14701804
do eurofaggots really call a bag of chips "chippy bags"

>> No.14710498

>>14710165
Exclusively a bong thing

>> No.14710622

>>14710165
>t. cooks in a chippy bag
opinion discarded

>> No.14710626

>>14710498
>>14710165
>luv to drive me lorry past the pram and get me a chippy crispy baggy from the shops

>> No.14710643

>>14709114
seethe janny, i can evade the evade bans. blocking my part of the country is all you can ever hope to do, otherwise 4chan doesnt have rules, as it shouldnt

>> No.14710657

>>14710165
No, it's a crisp bag. A chippy bag is a bag you get from a fish & chips shop, and that poster was a dumb larper.

>> No.14710677

>>14710657
you must be from southhampton because everyone calls crisp bags chippy bags here

>> No.14710746

>>14709947
beautiful

>> No.14710849

>>14699896
Great post

>> No.14710916

>>14710498
>>14710626
We don't call crisps chips so why would we call it a chippy bag? A chippy is a place where you can get fish and chips.

>> No.14710966

>>14699150
yeah this episode was a joke

>> No.14710986

>>14698892
He's looking more and more like a crypt keeper every year.

>> No.14710994

>>14698951
>The man is one of the most accomplished chefs in the world
The only reason he's famous is because he trash talks people on TV.

>> No.14710995

>>14710165
>>14710657
>>14710677
Nobody calls them either they're called crisp packets by everyone in every corner of the UK

>> No.14711032

>>14700852
>it's a chinese technique to be awful at cooking
okay...

>> No.14711038

>>14701804
No, only mexicans and prisoners do that.

>> No.14711151

>>14710165
No you dumbass it's "Sipsipussi"

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>>14699896
If you take this guy as a great chef you are a joke LOL

>> No.14711775

>>14710916
maybe in londonistan but us welsh call it a bag of chippies

>> No.14711855

>>14702722
looks like my 90 year old grandma

>> No.14712513

>>14703897
>>14705353
Would fuck

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