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/ck/ webm

Cor blimey edition

>> No.14713665

>>14713631
brits are truly the amerilards of EU

>> No.14713731
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>>14713631
>epic halal snack pack bro
>i love multiculturalism

>> No.14713735

>>14713665
not for much longer

>> No.14713762

>>14713631
Gyro was invented by greek immigrants to chicago. I had the unique pleasure of having some in greek town in chicago. Still some of the best shit I ever ate

>> No.14713767

>>14713665
>>14713731
>>14713735
>>14713631
How is that british food, it looks like some kind of unholy mix between American and Arab food.

>> No.14713771

>>14713665
That's why they left the EU. So they could be contenders for 51st state

>> No.14713776
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love a munchybox me

>> No.14713784

>>14713767
> unholy mix between American and Arab
You just accidentally described the UK perfectly

>> No.14713791

>>14713767
What is American or Arabic about it? It's chips, which are pretty universal, with cheese. Then Turkish donner meat and Indian curry.

>> No.14713795

>>14713771
We're not letting culinary school shooters like the UK into our country.

>> No.14713799

>>14713791
They're all a bunch of Ay-Rabs to Americans LOL

>> No.14713802

>>14713776
'ow much bruv?

>> No.14713807
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14713807

You haven't lived if you haven't had a deep fried half pizza

>> No.14713808

>>14713799
Do you SEAmonkeys have anything better to do than try to incite flamewars between first world nations?

>> No.14713820

>>14713807
Why just half? I call ripoff

>> No.14713828

>>14713802
At the time it was like £12
You get them cheaper. Ordered one with a yank once but she didn't like the donner meat.

>> No.14713829

>>14713762
I lived in Chicago, but visited Toronto last year. Way better gyros and greek food in general in Toronto.

I would seriously move there for the food.

>> No.14713833

>>14713820
The cut part is the best bit. It goes so crispy and crunchy because of the surface area of the air-bubbles in the pizza.
Also probably you'd die.

>> No.14713888
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14713888

Nothin like a cheeky nosh in the morning, eh?

>> No.14713895

>>14713888
I'd like to gut the retard who made this video. None of that shit cooks at the same speed or temperature.

>> No.14713896

>>14713888
Do they really expect me to believe that all of those things cook in the same amount of time?

>> No.14713901
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>>14713896
>>14713895
Clearly you ain't from the norf

>> No.14714034

James May of Top Gear fame makes Shepherd's Pie

Part 1 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFGriqtMSqo

Part 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEBF0kvrywI

Part 3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THkgyvP_FTE

Part 4 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9dgQ2eCI4k

Part 5 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn4b8xVTUhA

>> No.14714051

>>14713901
why

>> No.14714108

>>14713901
this is a sin

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>> No.14714271

>>14713901
Do Americans really?

>> No.14714281

>>14714196
I wish I was born as an attractive woman

>> No.14714295

>>14713895
Except it does. Seethe more. Your shitty dish isn't as special as you make it out to be.

>> No.14714313

>>14714281
I bet she does too.

>> No.14714318

>>14714034
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NQ6YHPTfdg

>> No.14714326

>>14714271
No I believe that guy mention it's a Scottish tradition.

Though that being said I work in an Italian restaurant might try that myself in Sunday when the head chef is away.

>> No.14714340

>>14713762
It's called a doner kebab and it was invented by the Turks in the 17th century

>> No.14714352

>>14714051
>>14714326
Are Hamster is just having a bit of banter, I don't think anyone genuinely does that.

>> No.14714434

>>14714196
I LOVE slampigs, bros.

>> No.14714452

>>14713776
Did Chester Cheetah take a shit in your munchybox?

>> No.14714471

>>14714434
lol if that's a slampig where you're from I envy you

>> No.14714521

>>14714318
Lovely stuff. F Word is possibly my favourite Ramsay show.

>> No.14714577

>>14713833
>The cut part is the best bit
Ok rabbi.

>> No.14714613

>>14714108
Yes, everyone knows you should double coat anything that you're planning to deep fry. He should have done the cheese wash first, then coated, cheese washed, and coated again. If he did that the cheesy breading would have stayed on the spaghetti instead of getting washed off in the oil.

>> No.14714629

>>14713631
Is this what Limeys call chippy friday?

>> No.14714843

>>14714196
Who the fuck is this bros?

>> No.14714855

>>14713631
me at 0:01

>> No.14714941

>>14713631
Every time I see British fries they look undercooked as fuck

>> No.14714950

>>14713791
gonna let "chips" slide this time, but
>donner
jesus christ, do all bongs call döner that?

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>>14714843
a venezuelan cam whore

>> No.14715078
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>>14714034

>> No.14715082

>>14714941
clean oil mate

>> No.14715096
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>>14713762
>Gyro was invented by greek immigrants to chicago

>> No.14715104

>>14715082
thats wishful thinking. More likely they're buying cheap fries, you have a wide selection to choose from in the frozen fries world, and the cheaper ones are precooked less, use worse potatos etc.

>> No.14715107

>>14713829
Based. Welcome to the Danforth.

>> No.14715254

>>14713895
If it's fooking sizzling an brawn then it's cooked

>> No.14715328

>>14713631
Looks like a worse version of carne asada fries.

>> No.14715332

>>14713762
I live right by Greek Town. It's one fucking block and most of the restaurants are shit

Also OP looks like a worse version of carne asada fries

>> No.14715338

>>14713888
That egg is overcooked to shit

>> No.14715344

>>14715338
It's still a little yolky. Do prefer over easy myself though

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14715352

>>14714340
nah

this is the earliest known pic of gyros, you have no proof

>> No.14715358

>>14715016
I never got into cam whores until recently. Some of the pricing is retarded. It's like "i wreck my asshole with a dildo - 10 tokens" but also "i rub on my tits - 6000 tokens" it's like bitch/pimp learn some economics or something.

>> No.14715402

>>14715352
Shut the fuck up disgusting americunt, i'm greek and gyros have been around since forever.

>> No.14715452

>>14713731
Yeah faggot liberals. Why can't they eat delicious foods like bologna sandwiches?

>> No.14715460

>>14713631
No salt on the fries. Fuck right off.

>> No.14715892
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>> No.14715904

>>14715892
thats a guy

>> No.14716307
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>>14715892
How many tokens to see her asshole again?

>> No.14716390

>>14715460
those are chips not fries you retard

>> No.14716406

>>14715892
>tfw you'll never eat shitty cake bought from a food vendor at a mall on your gfs (female) birthday

>> No.14716407

>>14715892
She looks a lot older than 6.

>> No.14716410

>>14716407
It's six candles because you are going to have 6 later

>> No.14716423

>>14716410
I don't get it.

>> No.14716432

>>14716423
clearly

>> No.14716435

>>14716432
Finnish is my native language so perhaps that's where the issues arise.

>> No.14716441

>>14716435
"have 6" was a joke, it means "have sex" because they sound similar

>> No.14716446
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>>14716435
It's a shit joke and your life is better not getting it

>> No.14716450

>>14716441
Oh, I see. That's rather clever. I didn't even think of the English "six". Thank you for explaining it.

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>>14716410
>>14716423
kek

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>>14713731
> soijack posting

>> No.14716508

>>14713731
Didn't they throw ham on top?

>> No.14716515

>>14716446
big cheese or tiny man?

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>>14716520
As an American I was going to ask what kind of challenge eating a 16oz steak and sides was and then I saw the end. Challenge accepted.

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>>14716540
kek, how does he fuck that up so badly

>> No.14716692

>>14713901
I am thankful of that everyday

>> No.14716706
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>> No.14716716

>>14713829
>Toronto
Literally the worst major city in the world
>>14715107
Kys

>> No.14716760
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>> No.14716777

>>14716760
>hehe hehe
>pure mental illness
>refined sugars
>natural suggers
>chocolate milk
>this guy is clearly delusional he obviously craves meat
>he's missing 13 vitamins and minerals

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>>14716777
It's the official guide on how to eat cornflakes, I'm sure he knows what he's doing.

>> No.14716915

>>14716777
You dissing the master at work? The fuck you think you are?

>> No.14717106
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>> No.14717175

>>14713791
>chips
OI YUV GOT DA CHIPPYWIVITS?

>> No.14717236

>>14715352
>inventor of the gyro was really hitler in a dress

>> No.14717267

>>14716540
ha, I was looking for this classic the other day

>> No.14717372

>>14713901
>a scottish twist

>> No.14717405

>>14714034
comfy

>> No.14717407

>>14717372
yes they eat deep fried pizza here and deep fried mars bars

>> No.14717416

Soggy chips, no thanks cunt

>> No.14717435

>>14713631
>chips and cheese
ok, not bad
>massive long strips of unidentifiable meat
what the fuck why
>MORE meat, this time looks actually edible with a fork
sure
>gravy
6/10 would 'av a cheeky munchy box wif tha lads after the pubs an shaggin yer nan daft cunt oi what a bloody ledge

>> No.14717495

>>14713901
*HAMMMMOOOOONDDD*

>> No.14717519

>>14715352
>nothing existed before the invention of cameras
crazy

>> No.14717533

>>14714034
>the time james' fish pie won over gordon ramsays
the mans a natural

>> No.14717559

>>14717115
I thought I was looking at some weird VR game

>> No.14717600

>>14716706
Post the rest of the pixels too

>> No.14717986

>>14716307
Fucking obscene.

>> No.14718025

Can someone post the one with all the eggs? Please?

>> No.14718068
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14718068

This thread is awful

>>14718025

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>>14718068
What would make it better?

>> No.14718082

>>14715892
I just remembered that it's my birthday tomorrow... I wish it wasn't. ( ._.)

>> No.14718092

>>14718082
>birthday is 9/11

Unlucky lad

>> No.14718100

>>14718092
It's just the reminder that I'm getting older and still very alone. I'm turning 30 and it's not going to get any easier.

>> No.14718130

>>14716307
I've seen this webm 9001 times but still have no clue what the purpose of turning it inside out is. If they seared it first then flipped it I could understand because that increases the amount of browned surface, but it's raw when they do it. What the fuck is going on?

>> No.14718134

>>14718130
The inside is tastier

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>> No.14718155

>>14718152
Why does he keep taking the other guy's food?

>> No.14718179

>>14715352
it's literally meat roasting vertically

>> No.14718188

>>14716446
what's the deal with cheese making strings? Is it supposed to be better tasting, or a better texture? I mean it's not stretching when you chew on it. What's the appeal? You know by the looks of it that it's some shitty dairy product

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>>14718188
Don't ask. Just string the cheese, pull the pork and salt the caramel

>> No.14718196

>>14718068
no, the other egg one

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>>14715904
she isnt if you use google image search

>> No.14718201
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>>14718196
oh my mistake

>> No.14718204

>>14718200
Recognised Come Dine With Me from the thumbnail

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1599777519871.webm

>> No.14718205

>>14718195
caramel with butter and salt is actually good

>> No.14718210

>>14713807
>>14713820
I (an Englishman) visited my sister at uni in Scotland once, and she took me to the infamous local greasy spoon. I wanted to throw myself head first into the culinary delights our northern cousins had to offer, and so asked for a deep fried pizza. The lady behind the counter looked me up and down with barely concealed disdain and said "first time is it? I'll only batter half"

>> No.14718211

>>14716520
fake

>> No.14718235

>>14718201
I remember this video having lots of eggs in it. Does that help narrow it down at all?

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>>14718235
>lots of eggs
I have that, but it's split into 4

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>>14718238

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>>14718241

>> No.14718261
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>>14718249

>> No.14718264

>>14717175
americans also call sliced potato "chips" you retard

>> No.14718653

>>14718072
is that real?

>> No.14718830

>>14717115
Is this the new JRE studio?

>> No.14718855

>>14714196
who

>> No.14718857

>>14713631
how much would that cost?

>> No.14718883

>>14716508
yeah fuckin tons lmao

>> No.14718889
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I like butter

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>>14718025
you mean this one right?

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>> No.14719350

>>14719340
these faggots never heard of a rolling pin I guess

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>> No.14719374

you gotta make the center of that 2nd pizza SUPER thin or else it wont cook all the way.

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>>14718211
Does a little Japanese lady intimidate you Anon?

>> No.14719410
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>> No.14719419

>>14718889
>thicc copper
poorfags btfo

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>> No.14719425

>>14716307
>Not feeding your meat and taking it to the olive oil pool for a nice swim before baking it

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>> No.14719436

>>14719381
these webms always have the most degenerate shit I swear to god

>> No.14719455
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>>14713731
But I need them taco's n' shiet

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>> No.14719517

>>14719506
these retards never have any self control

>> No.14719524
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>>14719517
Fuck off, weeb. Not everyone is a skinny faggot twink.

>> No.14719533

>>14716390
>>14716390
chipped off what?

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>> No.14719537

>>14719524
how did you manage to type that with your fat fuck sausage fingers

>> No.14719547

>>14719429
I mean it looks delicious but why did he mix and plate with his hands?

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Did someone say weeb?

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>>14719537
You sound mad. You probably eat twigs.

>> No.14719556

>>14719550
you sound fat

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>>14719556
ESL scum.

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>> No.14719574

>>14719560
I can almost picture your labored fat breathing as you scroll through your cherished folder of food videos

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>> No.14719660

>>14719586
Is this some sort of kitchen that provides work to tards?
> burnt ass sausages
> sloppa random shit everywhere
> excessive starch foods
> $7.41
Just make it an even amount ffs, how do you fuckin live like that.
Mutts are honestly retarded change my mind.

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>> No.14719670
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>>14719660
Seething Eurotrash.

>> No.14719673

>>14714196
>tattoos
>piercings
>promiscuity

Pass.

>> No.14719679
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>> No.14719681
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>>14719548

>> No.14719682

>>14716540
Might be a little burnt around the edges, but it should still be edible.

>> No.14719685
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>> No.14719690
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>> No.14719691

>>14719670
Fuck that looks horrible too, completely proving my point here

>> No.14719692

>>14718152
Bobby Lee looks like that?!

>> No.14719696

>>14714295
In what world do eggs and tomatoes cook at the same temp and time as mushrooms and bacon?

>> No.14719701

>>14719692
vaguely I guess

>> No.14719703
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>> No.14719710
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>>14719660
>Tahou
It's Quebecois French, the worst kind of French. These are Canadian dollars so that's probably equivalent to $4 USD.

It's meant to be cheap and hearty, that's it.

>Pic related, it's the average Canadian man.

>> No.14719723
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>> No.14719735
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>> No.14719736

>>14719696
Every world but yours.

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>> No.14719745

>>14719723
>reduce jus
Hitler would be proud.

>> No.14719747

>>14719721
Nigger it literally says the name of his restaurant, that's New York

>> No.14719751
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>> No.14719761
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>> No.14719762

>>14718130
Surface area. By flipping it like that, the outer surface has a higher surface area and will brown much more thoroughly.

>> No.14719769
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>> No.14719772

>>14719372
That is why I fucking love that guy, he keeps it real.

>> No.14719774
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>> No.14719795

>>14719506
the moron twirls his sweaty moustash and then touches the handles of the instruments that he carelessly threw into the product. what a buffoon.

>> No.14719799

>>14719350
Or they can do that thing and put on a show for the customers. You don't need to twirl pizza dough in the air, either.

>> No.14719803

>>14719799
That method is very traditional, they aren't rolling out the dough by doing that...they are kneading it very consistently and gently.

>> No.14719835
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>> No.14719842

>>14719703
This is perfect. Too many people pussy out on the corns.

>> No.14719852

>>14719666
do americans really?

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>>14719803
Lad is literally busting his balls and having a jolly time doing it.

>> No.14719899
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>> No.14719907

>>14716307
prolapsed angus

>> No.14719923

>>14719899
>lots of local queso fresco
Yeah sure sweaty, I'll just stop by the nearest lactating latina titcow and ask for some fresh queso fresco. In all seriousness though, I could make a chicken tortilla soup that is as good as what she made with much less effort and it would be cheaper.

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>> No.14719938

>>14716307
It actually looks somewhat decent but the heavy reliance on bacon ruins it. Saute some onions/mushrooms/spinach/garlic/or many other things and stuff it into the roast. If you're going to stuff cheese in that early, it should be large chunks of cheese, not shredded stuff (not a big deal in this recipe but still..)

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>>14719938
Yeah agree, big cubes do way better, also it makes no sense to not at least sear it before turning inside out.

>> No.14720007

>>14715358
If you spend a nickel on any of them then you're the retard.

>> No.14720017

>>14714196
Is there a female on this planet aged 18-45 that can go more than 60 seconds while being conscious that can avoid picking up her phone? They are all more addicted than the most fucked up druggie heroin addicts on the planet with missing limbs from being such druggie fuck ups.

>> No.14720055

>>14716307
Thank you for this.

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>> No.14720266

>>14718100
Ezpz as a man, you can go for a much younger woman, there's no biological clock ticking away for you. If you're a woman... Better think about freezing your eggs

>> No.14720284

>>14719372
That facelift makes him look like a burn victim that's made a decent recovery

>> No.14720288

>>14713901
>liquid batter in the fryer basket
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HOPE YOU GET IN ANOTHER CAR CRASH YOU DISGUSTING MANLET

>> No.14720306

>>14719747
You know racism is against 4channel rules, right?

>> No.14720323

>>14719730
what's the point in buying cased italian sausage when you can just buy minced pork? seems like such a waste to have a case put on it and then take it back off

>> No.14720338

>>14719361
do americans?

>> No.14720347

>>14719403
what's the appeal?

>> No.14720364

>>14720347
less grotty to fap to than porn?

>> No.14720366

>>14716520
tfw no gf with a bottomless stomach

>> No.14720368

>>14720364
>less grotty
I can't stand wasted food and the quantities, camera angles, and type of food are really grossing
Mukbang is late-stage capitalism at its finest

>> No.14720386

>>14720288
this

>> No.14720401

>>14713807
why is it so wet?

>> No.14720429

>>14716706
>4mb limit
>shrinks the video so its only 555kb
you could've done better, so do better next time.

>> No.14720431

>>14719710
Dude.. wash ur hands

>> No.14720450

>>14718152
should've pulled out his gun

>> No.14720476

>>14713731
that isn't a real halal snack pack. a real aussie snack pack (where it originated) contains:
>chips
>kebab meat
>garlic sauce (although some will also say that barbeque and/or sweet chilli is acceptable, but they are heretics)
It does not have
>cheese
>gross looking curry sauce or gravy

>> No.14720481

>>14713896
if it's a cured sausage that is already cooked then you're just reheating everything except the egg.

>> No.14720485

>>14719899
ugly spoon.

>> No.14720487

>>14713888
>takes eggs off last
What a looser, children shouldn't be allowed into the kitchen

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>>14718068

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>>14719267

>> No.14720532

Apparently I am IP range banned from posting files.

>> No.14720540

>>14717115
All that effort to cook it on an electric heater, where you have to wait forever for the top ones to brown the same. Because they're cook for different amounts of time the tastes vary between each bread.

>> No.14720541

>>14720487
*loser
Keep trying, Chang.

>> No.14720551

>>14720541
White people unironically make that spelling mistake all the time. It's one of my biggest pet peeves when I see people misspell lose.

>> No.14720559

>>14719574
Not him, but you sound really weird. Why would you picture some fat guy with labored breathing scrolling through his food videos? Creepy.

>> No.14720589

>>14713731
'ate pakis
Simple as

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this thread needs more egg

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>> No.14720672

>>14716470
now i understand why gooks all get plastic surgery

>> No.14720686

>>14720642
Why does he keep making that face? It's so unsettling.

>> No.14720693

>>14719673
You wouldn't have a chance anyway let's be honest

>> No.14720694

>>14720693
It's a hooker. If he actually wanted to fuck her he could just pay for it.

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>>14720631

>> No.14720815

>>14713776
Simple as

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>>14718025

>> No.14721006

>>14720686
Psychopaths don't have an intrinsic understanding of how people are "supposed" to act, so they overcompensate and it ends up being unnatural.

>> No.14721034

>>14716599
*taps knife*

>> No.14721067

>>14720694
Nice cope.

>> No.14721069

>>14716410
More like she's getting 5 and a half later. ;)

>> No.14721086

>>14716897
Wh-whats going on here?

>> No.14721118

>>14713731

Unironically this

>> No.14721124

>>14713776

American here. Does all this typically get eaten by one person?

>> No.14721128

>>14719350
But that seems funnier to do, look at him he is having a blast jumping on that bamboo

>> No.14721169

>>14719762
What? That doesn't make any sense. Think about what you're saying.

>> No.14721225

>>14719772
Except for his face, but yeah gotta love him, the stogie video is still one of my favorite things on the internet

>> No.14721226

>>14718152
Fucking kikes are even stealing sandwiches now.

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>>14720072
stupid dancingbacons, I'm so in love with his stupid capybara girlfriend

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>>14719506
Looks good. Now make me one that hasn't had your greasy fucking face in it.

>> No.14721419

>>14720476
>(where it originated)
You're telling me that kebab and chips of whatever has never been done in the shithole that is Turkey and Greece?

>> No.14721442

>>14716470
Why in the fuck is she always making that face? You fucks know what I'm talking about, don't play it off like you don't.

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>> No.14721503

>>14719267
that's the secret, reverse aging trapping yourself behind the egg counter

>> No.14721543

>>14720686
>>14721006
Nah, it's simple really. Imagine always eating street food in 3rd world countries constantly playing russian roulette with your asshole and frequently shitting projectile diarrhea for days till you think you can't no more, takes a toll on your sanity.

>> No.14721545

>>14718201
There it is, the most pretentious dish ever cooked

>> No.14721570

>>14720401
You gotta lube that sucker up or it'll get stuck

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>>14718025

>> No.14721651

>>14713888
Full English is gross.

>> No.14721661

>>14719410
That looks right shit. The ingredients are fine but the cheese "sauce" is so fucking thick that the texture is going to be garbage in the end.

>> No.14721665

>>14715402
Sorry, other guy beat you to the claim. Better luck next time with the spanikopita, Spiro.

>> No.14721690

>>14720323
Sausages in casings are generally (though not always) of higher quality than a plastic pack of sausage. It comes down to budget and preference.

>> No.14721705

>>14719907
Anon I just want you to know that just because no one replied to this post doesn't mean it wasn't an absolutely excellent joke

>> No.14721879

>>14719953
prolapsed angus

>> No.14721882

>>14713631
why did i think this was a vegas slot machine from the thumbnail

>> No.14721894

>>14716508
>>14718883
Nah, it's lamb and chicken. It literally is halal.
But, desu, pretty gud.

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>> No.14721934

>>14716307
Alright who the fuck makes these? This one is fucking baffling with that waste of oil and spices

>> No.14721942

>>14720266
>there's no biological clock ticking away for you
not strictly true. it appears that older men have a higher chance of defects in children, including autism. just don't leave it to past 45 though and you should be golden.

>> No.14721998

>>14719721
>everything's written in english
>french
you're not the brightest one eh?

>> No.14722041

>>14721690
they sell it in trays where I live. I wouldn't buy a tube of mince unless it was sausage.

>> No.14722142

>>14719397
>>14719402
love this little nigga

>> No.14722294

>>14720507
I've actually started making a facsimile of this on occasion, just onions and garlic powder as I usually don't have scallions. It's pretty good. Like a grilled cheese but egg.

>> No.14722338

>>14721894
Does halal mean I get multiple wives or nah?

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>>14722338
It means you CAN, in theory. But you're still a fat fucking loser so no.

>> No.14722358

>>14714271
Obsessed. That faggot in the video is a well known brit and specifically mentions Scotland several times. Faggot.

>> No.14722382

>>14719907
>>14721705
Agree, excellent joke anon

>> No.14722393

>>14713776
Did any of that food come from a farm, or actual source?

>> No.14722395

>>14716520
Where does the food go

>> No.14722411

>>14716777
>not knowing who this guy is
Today you learn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gUKZpgVfMo

>> No.14722415

>>14716307
That was a nice edit with the parlsey and such though. But why the FUCK do people make a whole bowl of like, melted stuff, oil or whatever and only use it to dip something in. Seems so goddamn wasteful.

>> No.14722433

>>14713888
Tiny Island Country, heavy on the beef and pork, one fucking egg?

>> No.14722447

>>14721451
based fat black man takes it well.

>> No.14722462

>>14719774
That actually looks nice

>> No.14722466

>>14717236
What do you think the Turks look like?

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>>14714950

It's literally doner meat. Like from an elephant leg.

Besides, everyone knows the best kebabs are the filthiest greasy ones from the shadiest looking takeaway. Just so long as they make their own chilli sauce, if they use bottled crap, stay away.

>> No.14722530

>>14720284
Excellent description

>> No.14722535

>>14720686
he's fuckin cummuing

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>>14719670
>cuts out hot-dog shapes holes in a hot dog bun

>> No.14722613

>>14719534
looks proper good m8

>> No.14722815

>>14717115
THEYRE GONNA HATCH SOON AAAAAA

>> No.14722896

>>14720541
You'd be surprised how many Americans don't know their homophones since spellcheck fixes everything for them.

>> No.14722908

>>14721169
The process of turning it inside out causes deep valleys to form in meat that becomes the outside. As a result, you get a more thorough sear.

>> No.14722932

>>14720551
Mine too. I guess I don't have much of a leg to stand on as my english is dreadful and I do spelling mistakes all the time, but seeing things like loose, payed and it's/its being misused just irks me. I also swear that almost no one actually uses either/nor at all. It's always too instead, even when using a negative and it just annoys the shit out of me. I swear the amount of times I've heard/read people use sentence similar to "I don't like it too" is maddening to me.

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>>14716777
trips wasted on a fucking retard

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>>14721451
Capital, I despise instagram foodies.

>> No.14723126

>>14719670
Why 25 mins the second time?

>> No.14723135

>>14719937
Imagine that amount of makeup and you're still an insectoid

>> No.14723365

>>14719548
I’d give her my cucumber if you know what I mean.

>> No.14723382

>>14723365
You're a farmer? That's pretty cool.

>> No.14723387

>>14713631
>>14713776
That's one way to re-use a pizza box...

>> No.14723426

>>14719703
I tend to only crust one side with the pepper so that I can get a thick sear on the other one.
The peppercorns get in the way of doing that.

>> No.14723630

>>14718830
REDBAR

>> No.14723800

>>14716599
Water on grease fire.

>> No.14724224

>>14721442
all the big green grapes that i ever had were really sour, maybe she's just reacting to the uncomfy taste while pretending that it's good.

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